Macron riding in his little military car cosplaying as a war time king with his failed government waiting for him is honestly not the kind of comedy I was expecting this 14 July 🇫🇷
“Unfortunately, we do not handle this type of structure [of freelancing]” - then your “platform for freelancers” is just a first-world sweatshop that thrives on the micro-entrepreneurisation of employment and should be hacked out of existence 🤷♂️
Had this great idea to do all the housework that has been outstanding since April. Anyways, freezer is defrosting and I seemingly forgot that means an open fridge door unattended and two cats. One of which will absolutely take this as an invite to dinner
Considering there is a high probability we’re going to descend into a fasho fuckfest triggered by neo liberal hubris tomorrow, I’m defrosting my freezer today. Get around to all those outstanding tasks while I can
What I absolutely know what will happen is that I’ll get an offer for some long ass 80 hours a week trying to ride me for that price thinking I’m going to undercut other freelancers. I see the freelancers who do that, whether by need or by greed, and I don’t want to be painted with that brush
I don’t expect to pick up anything, but one or two little projects that would otherwise be priced out of my expertise works well for me financially but also ethically - the price matches what I’m able to offer in time and is still at a livable wage for me
This is to say I am super concious that my rate is substantially lower than the market rate on the basis that I only have one or two days available at best, if it’s a long term project I can only really touch in once every 7 days, and really I’m happy to offer to small businesses on these conditions
I’m trying to word very nicely on a professional site that I’m available for small projects for small business with a small budget as an extra, but if you’re a big business looking to fuck over other freelancers I will absolutely quote you market rates + 50% for the audacity of it all
Rishi is such a coward, he’s just hiding at home behind the telly. Can’t even face the outcome of his own stupid party’s actions in public
Long story short, went to work but had to divert half way to the A&E. Not exactly the morning I anticipated but now I understand why people just pass out on the train. Less administrative work to get the pompiers to show up
So not only did they setup a way to DDoS the internet, they don’t even sanity check the URL input. Fucking kidding me
So checking my logs, blocking facebook resulted in 1,268 403 requests answered and a drop from 34GB in traffic to only 3,22 MB. Now it’s stopped going after one part of my site and moved on to trying to inject exploits in to WP which is beyond stupid bullshit. DNS blackhole it is
Surprisingly nice outside today, I arrived at the right time to the supermarket, weather improved, and I have reasonably priced peas
I need to start getting ready to go to the supermarket because of course it closes early today, trying to balance getting enough sleep with capitalism is difficult. I wouldn’t have to do this if we just ate the rich already
I took a shower that turned in to a bath that turned in to nearly falling asleep in the bath that turned into “I found a microwave meal in my fridge so basically I don’t have to go anywhere today”
I’m still working out a few things but one of the immediate changes I made was to split my pixelfed presence - @mmn@pixelfed.social for English posts and @kevin@pixelfed.fr for French in the spirit of each instance
I set up a second micro.blog for my French posts to send things in the right place. I only have separate BlueSky and Nostr 🤮 accounts to be fair, the rest posts to the same Mastodon and Threats dot net account
Now that I go back in to the reports, to give you an idea of how much resources Facebook has been hijacking, this is a single day. Nearly four times as much as a new Plume instance connecting to mine and retrieving 24 years of post history to federate, an event that happens once a month
I’ve discovered that Zuckbook has been leetching bandwith at an insane rate, can’t stop it with robots.txt so just had to get brutal with .htaccess. Took money out of my pocket because they can’t (or won’t) fix their shit or are just stealing shit online for AI
Jarod is being some next level pain in the ass right now. I’m sure he’s doing it intentionally because he didn’t get the rat he invested so much time into not catching
I think I figured out the whole sending things to Threads through Buffer. Just means that posts are made in bulk and two hours later but whatever
Jarod has located and cornered a rat, Samy is “helping” but he’s not exactly aware of how serious Jarod is with this event. I have never seen him so still, quiet, attentative, and ready to fuck some shit up
The cats have been inside all day, I don’t yet have the heart to bring them in from enjoying the heat.
I’m not sure if using IFTTT will work sending this post to Threads. Probably not but it’s worth a shot.
Tumblr keeps on crying how I’m using an ad blocker, maybe if my “For You” tab wasn’t full of AI generated sludge and low quality spam, I wouldn’t be using an ad blocker 🤷
Lol les flics sont hilarant - feu rouge grillé sans gyrophare car pourquoi pas, a vitesse super lent. C’est nous suivions la loi mais la loi fait n’importe quoi
Jarod is in his asshole mood, screaming about everything and nothing because having dry food is not in his life plan
I reactivated and setup a couple freelance site profiles, trying to see if I can find a small little extra mission or few I can do over the weekend to add a little bit of extra to my evenual pay packet but also something chill
POSIE FUCKING PARKER ON MY BALLOT IN PROGRESSIVE BRISTOL CENTRAL I JUST FUCKING CANNOT WITH THIS BULLSHIT AND WHATEVER THE FUCK MACRON IS DOING
I’m just on here trying to get cheap cat litter at the big hypermarché, not the Sunday Funday™ experience I signed up for
L10 is getting Olympics ready - contrôle between L8 and L10, 100 screaming kids, and trains every 10 minutes to extend this experience 🥰
One of my neighbours was arguing with somebody from the restaurant. Neither of them were impressed when I had to hold Jarod over the fence because he was screaming at them both for attention. He saw, he shut up, and he’s been chill ever since
If you’re not in to French politics, you should get into it. The conservative party leader has been thrown out, but not before locking himself in the office and screaming that he’s not fired after he got fired.
Last night I had a power blip, not enough to throw everything offline but just enough to restart the BBS machine it seems
Olympiques de merde - I was rejected even though my front door is metres away from the SILT and I can’t access 90% of my neighbourhood because it is behind this (literal) wall. Seriously
The BBS Xchange banners stopped working, so I used the Internet Archive to locate a suitable replacement for my site’s banner area
It always amazes me how companies and people in general just don’t report known phishing domains to their registrars. Literally just stopped a current campaign in its tracks by being the only person to tell NameSilo.
I have made the most unintuitive phone IVR that has ever existed and I’m both proud and completely ashamed of what I’ve done
I went to check up on the library I used to get internet access in, went to their account on Elon’s Nazi Site to see some updates and the first replies are assholes who want to close libraries and other assholes calling them ChInA aSsEt. I closed the tab, that shit is toxic, tpl need to do better
Today I’m working on a gopherzine thing, not really sure what it is supposed to be but I like where I’m going with it.
I’m absolutely fucking done with #Jetpack, moved one of my sites, Jetpack broke. I deleted it, reinstalled it, tried three times, and all I get is “SoRrY u CaNt ViEw DiS pAgE” no reason just fucked. Also don’t tell me how to fix this shit, fuck Jetpack and fuck it’s whiney ads to upsell
Here is why it is a dumb fuck idea - ohmg lives on a different server to mmn.ca. The domain itself is run through BunnyCDN, so I can re-route requests through the subfolder to the server ohmg is on that runs on Yunohost. It works in theory, but will it work in practice ?
OK IMMA TRY SOMETHING STUPID - moving the oh.mg site from a subdomain to a subfolder of mmn.ca #FamousLastWords
I’ve had a licence for the software that runs my photo album site for ages and every time I’m like “I need to keep my data mine and use my own photo album website that I paid for”, but repeating forever.
The last death of #ICQ signals the death entirely of the Internet. I’m sorry it’s all glue eating 5k1ptk1dd13 robots on this thing now
uuuggghhh, I forgot to block fediverse.blog’s IP address and now it flooded my Plume instance with spam. As soon as that happened a bunch of crawlers also tried to farm it for SEO spam, well fuck them, I blocked all their URLs from displaying
See, I found it in a cupboard. Other than never being able to transfer images, I’m sure it still works too
Because I’m a content creator seeking content, I found a shonky photo from around early Y2K I took on a Watch Camera (which I still have)
Also, if you’re interested on how to import posts to #Plume via the API, I wrote a guide which I had to refer to a couple times already today
Parabola is running the import, it’s got through a decade in half an hour. Here’s to hoping it can slide in with the next decade before my 60 minute limit
Case in point, from this post I was able to locate some of the 90s Swedish Dance era
Because I’m running through the old LJ archive for like the 19th time, while sanity checking the import I’m so happy that back in the day I set the #LJ app to autofill the music from #WinAmp. I’m finding all these songs I lived by (and why I have hearing issues today)
Another morning, another #Plume instance being launched blog.mmn.on.ca
LOL Best Olympics ever, they sent a fucking emergency alert to tell people to get a QR code to walk around www.threads.net/@maximeha…
I just checked out the latest update from Macron’s Personal Olympics and honestly, I’m basically in a prison for most of July. If it isn’t the QR code to exit, it’s the fucking AI cameras
Also because I sent that as they announced Ukraine, they are not the shitshow, that’s well deserved 🇺🇦 #esc #eurovisiob
#Switzerland shouldn’t be celebrating just yet, the Jury vote is out of touch and the public have this great ability to derail that #esc
I’m having one of those brain exploding headaches as if I actually did anything relevant today. Probably lack of caffeine
That’s to say #LIT is techno twink and #LAT is whatever the opposite of that is, I guess middle age straight guy in a plastic abs suit #esc
I also confused #LIT for #LAT earlier, knowing people from both countries they find this unsurprising so I don’t feel bad #esc
We could just save a bunch of time by having #FRA #LUX and #BEL perform the same variation of song at the same time #esc
Didn’t post during #UKR because it’s just an amazing song, #GER however I have all the time in the world here #esc
What the feck is happening in Malmö ? www.france24.com/en/live-n… www.instagram.com/stories/b…
I tried to raise a complaint about how stupid this is, but you can’t complain unless you receive the package. Genius, we have no problems because nobody complains about having problems that we’re not doing the only job we’re here to do 🤡
Day two of La Poste unable to find La Poste and deliver my package to a post office operated by La Poste. But it’s ok, they’ll try doing the same thing again on Monday, third time is the charm I’m assured 💩
We restart the mmn.ca process and hope for the best again. Ain’t no bureaucracy like Canadian bureaucracy
It really is a hard call so far of which ten of these car crashes will make it through, assuming I don’t fall asleep #esc
I should say #CZE but anyways I don’t know if it’s supposed to be the dull semi final but this is just not a whole lot of fun #esc
I managed to fuck up taking a snus out of my mouth, ended up dropping it down my shirt and dribbling. In public no less
I’m having a weird issue with posting to usenet, I’m not sure if this is a Leafnode thing (althought it is having some problems too) or a Wildcat! problem. I repointed the BBS to my ISP’s NNTP service so I lost access to some of the weirder newsgroups
Also sweet internet, as I’m catching up on things, let me share with you the success of having my first freelancing invoice paid
Every so often I check on my account on Nostr to make sure something is working, and let me tell you, the timeline makes me reconsider if I just leave that crossposter broken
Samy has started this new habit of jumping on my laptop and scratching. Not an issue when it is closed, not a fucking great sound when its open
I also now made a few extra little changes on micro.blog to fix the speed of cross posting. This might be entirely psychological
If you were wondering after the last post when I say the BBS has been sucking electric from the wall for a very long time, let me introduce you to how I setup HTTP redirections on mmn.on.ca
CIRA moved mmn.ca over to PendingDelete so I guess I’ll find out what extra hoops I need to start jumping through soon enough
After uncareful consideration, I’m about to move my micro.blog from mmn.on.ca over to a subdomain. Anyways if you’re following @kevin@mmn.on.ca on the fediverse, maybe unfollow that account cos it’s gonna break soon
Hmmm, I want to repoint mmn.on.ca over to the BBS server, but the problem is doing that will break a lot of things
I’m dealing with an angry Jarod, he’s being a next level dick today - screaming outside and biting - probably because he can’t play in the bins to look for the mice
There must be a data analyst out there who can corilate the increased amount of man tiddies from the explusion of Russia from the #esc
Wait, I don’t get the voting blocks. France can’t vote this round but we can for the semi final with all of our neighbours, mainly Switzerland and Belgium #esc
Also because I’m not in the voting block this run, I better see #UKR #CRO #FIN #ISL #IRL #AU in the finals or we’ll be having a chat #esc
#AU (but not AUS because reasons) that neighbour that you never invited to the party but keeps up showing up anyways bringing the party to your humdrum meet up #esc
#AZE this guy needs more than a “feat” credit here, he’s doing all the heavy lifting for this song #esc
I feel as if the semi final shows aren’t putting a lot of effort in to the commercial breaks for us without ads #esc
#UKR is coming out with some super impressive songs, but would it kill them to send us Verka again #esc
I’ve been in bed just living my life feeling a bit down that I’m not being productive like I planned today, but then again Samy is sleeping at my feet so voilà
I’m watching a YT gamer play the jankest game ever, but the Dev put a lot of effort in the world and lots of exploration options. None of which the dude is doing. Pure rudeness, explore FFS
I think I did a good job on creating a site for mmn.ca when it’s not in registry limbo
If you ever have a third level .ca and you want the second level .ca, just, um don’t. Pure chaos to get this done, contacts are all kinds of messy because it’s that old, and I’m not even sure CIRA are even home
In the end after hours of working on it, then getting randomly blocked from my own site, I managed to get the copied version of oh.mg running on the yunohost server. I’m still poking at it to make sure that it is production ready, and if it is then I’ll, um, put it in production
So so close, now I’m not sure of the next step here since this is a story that is 24 years in the making (and subject to extra checks by CIRA)
Lol, I’m going to call this project as a failure, everything is fucked - the content is triplicated, the media doubled, all the language pages are dicked to all hell, and absolutely nothing at all works. Pure shit, what an automattic fuck-up of epic standards
WP’s import tools are just painful. I’m trying to move oh.mg over to a self hosted instance using #yunohost and I’m currently suffering from reuploading the exports repeatedly to hope that it’ll eventually get everything
Has #Apple added some kind of AI bullshit to its autocorrect ?
Because it’s making some wild fucking choices on words that are both correct in spelling and in grammar
Proton Pass for Android forgetting all my passwords then taking an hour to redownload them is exactly what I’m looking for in a password manager
Oh look, firstname.randomcharacters has liked my post on Threads. Such valuable engagement from a totes not bot account
It would appear there is such thing as too much raclette. All of my TGTG paniers have had kilos of it, which means I’ve had raclette with literally every meal for the past two weeks. La bourgeoisie strikes again
And here we go, I had to trick Medium into creating an account with AppleID + Private Relay and this is exactly why I don’t want it to have my real email address I DO NOT CARE MEDIUM DOT COM
Anyways, Samy has taken up residence under the covers on the sofa which is not a usual thing for him. He requires his autonomy to escape, and being covered by things hinders his ability to vanish at speed
Oh yes, I also turned back on micro.blog to social.coop reposting - the fediverse experience is meh and I want to keep copies somewhere of what I regularly post. This is the same trick I use to be on BlueSky
Speaking of YouTube, Usagi Electric covers a lot of retro computing, that if I’m being honest is not my era or really my interest.
I still absolutely watch his videos to the end, the passion he has rubs off on the viewer even if it’s not your jam. Go watch
I’m subscribed to an urban explorer YT channel because one of them is next level hot, content is ok.
Today the content is on fire - the hot one has some tight trousers on and there is a lot of junk in the wide shots
The motor of this métro sounds like a group of people howling at the state of their existence. Honestly, same train, same
Man just in front of the doors of the métro causally just downed an entire beer.
Honestly, I respect that
I’m having to do a shop of shame for all the important shit I forgot to buy at the same supermarket yesterday
Tumblr complaining that I use ad blockers and cries that I should pay it to have an ad free experience.
No, I’m sorry that you have shitty low quality advertisers and lackluster moderation for fake work from home ads.
Sounds like a fuck you problem
KidPix never gets old archive.org/details/k…
Hey kid, u wanna make some pix then dynamite it ?
Irony of ironies, I get the modem working again after my Vonage service was forcefully cancelled
I naturally woke up at 4h, then unnaturally made the decision to remain in my warm bed covered in cats before waking up again at 8h
If you ever needed any more proof that UBI works, its that rich people fucking hate it
Thankfully, I’m just numb to this feeling now, just another day that ends in Y so I’m over it already and it’s not going to drag me back into that dark place of the entire year of 2023
This time its a small thing - my Vonage account was closed due to non-payment, I lost a phone number from my childhood that I picked up by impossible chance back in 2016. It’s just a series of digits, yes, but that had value to me and it was torn from my fingers. Food or sentiment
Poverty and precarity is just a constant state of having things stolen from you with a feeling of unnecessary loss and helplessness because of a made up concept that only benefits a handful of people on this planet
Got comfortable and warm to watch a video and then I ended up having a nap that has made me even more tired than I have ever been in my life 🤷
This I don’t mind so much, sleeping early evening and being up early morning - the same effect of the quiet time while also being able to participate in society
The main character of Sons of the Forest is Kelvin and there is no room for disagreement on this fact
Well this is a strange turn of events in my sleeping patterns, I woke up mid day on Saturday and then just went to sleep at a vaguely normal hour 🤷
The sleep drama is coming full circle with a hard reset day, since waking up yesterday at midday I’ve basically had a power nap to keep going until 20h. Right now I’m coherent, but when the sun goes down and I have to walk to the 6e, things will be, hem, interesting
Jarod is in a mood tonight where he’s being clingy, which is nice, but street cat nice isn’t as pleasant as you’d hope. He’s clawed in to my body and bit me pretty hard, now he’s insisting on sleeping on me and becomes a 6kg dead weight when I need to move
My internet is having that ultra destabilised problem, so I’m on and off my regular VPN and VPN router that does hardcore ad blocking. uBlock Origin, meh, still basically raw dogging the internet
I just had to translate a French word to find the English word, because I forgot what the word was in English, a language I’ve spoken fluently for over three decades 🙃
Pas d’augmentation du tarif à condition d’acheter ses billets à l’avance, mais pas plus de 30, ou de souscrire à une abonnements qui refuse tout IBAN autre que FR (néo-banques et résidents ayant un compte bancaire dans l’UE). Selon #IdFMobilité, il n’existe pas d’autre solution technique #FuckLesJO
I’m writing up my offering for the freelance / coop thing and I feel that this should be the norm - working collectively full time in a business should have equal share of the profits of that business and fucking fight me on that
I have a meeting with the coop in a couple hours, of course it’s raining so walking 90 minutes and arriving soaking wet isn’t an option, so exploitive pricing from RATP it is. At least I feel fresh, got my haircut yesterday because I needed it to happen not because I could afford for it to happen
Considering that Jarod isn’t exactly a 6ft man, I’m kind of shocked how he’s able to have not only spread out over 3/4 of the bed, but is also hogging all of the blankets. He also goes from 5kg to 495kg dead weight when I try to recover a couple of mm of duvet
1999 Ben Browder is still the hottest man in SciFi, fight me
I’m not dead, bref, I’ve been busy with this business thing and heading to the coop next week to ask some more pointed questions now that I have an idea what I’m doing. I’ve now got plans for Saturday, because la loi Darmanin, and I’ll do a blog post soon-ish
You’ll never guess who can’t sleep because his brains are full of ideas and motivation. I’ll give you a clue, it isn’t either of these two
YouTube has been pushing “mewing” at me for weeks, like really really really, pushing it. It’s far outside of my quirky retro / gaming / queer video essays / Canard Réfractaire I knew it was a plant like the far too regular attempts to go hard right. I just discovered what it is, and oh boy
You might wonder why I’ve spent all this time doing this, I will not be told what to do by some California Tech Bro who is trying to planned obsolescence FOMO me out of a perfectly serviceable laptop while fucking over my privacy
It is done - while the old Macbook can’t encrypt shit on iCloud, Cryptomator can. So the ugly solution is - Cryptomator Vault > iCloud Shared Folder > Remount on New MacBook > Paf encrypted shared documents folder for 99 european cents a month
To be able to encrypt my iCloud drive I had to delete my old Macbook that can’t update to Big Sur because MacOS already takes 95% of the drive space, I had to move it to another iCunt account. Can I share a folder between the two ? No, just crash
I feel this right now. Instead of doing one big go (supermarket), I did a lot of shorter trips so it was deceptive until I got to bed
This morning, because I’m an idiot, I synchronised everything not having battery. My laptop, phone, and my old laptop is bugging out so maybe it too is out of battery (it’s been at 6% red for half an hour vs when it normally gets to red you have seconds to plug it in)
I’m considering when I will go up to the supermarket today, I certainly during the morning to get some of that calm in, maybe in the next hour
This is all the free labour I do to get #ghosted by a #recruiter
This is one I’ve had minimal investment on because I got the wibe from Glassdoor and the interview she was going to just ghost me. Multiply this by 1000 and the amount of unpaid work I’ve had to do for nothing is a full time job.
This isn’t good, the trend is getting wake up later go to sleep later. It’ll just end up being more of a problem now
Job search is going great.
Also big up to @Firesphere@cloudisland.nz for creating this tool My Job Quest to keep track of applications, notes, and visualise the process
Unintended consequences of snow, the RATP site thinks it’s under attack and because of that the app doesn’t work
You’d never know this one sits in the window screaming to get outside when he’s spending most of his day doing this
I need to get around to modifying the Auntie Social reposting bot to stop sending my bookmarks as toots and skeets, and limit itself to status updates
In my dream I had a yogurt drink and let me tell you how angry I was when I woke up and I didn’t have a yogurt drink
Somebody is trying to scam Tumblr users by lifting IG hot boys and impersonating them. Epic fail though because this is Tumblr and the amount of credited boy tiddies that are on there, means we know where the genuine account is
Hilariously, doing a check on the IPs of most of these spam comments, they’re originating from the wordpress.com platform. Basically, they can’t fix their own shit at the source (which I have to do self hosting) and quite frankly that is some clown ass shit right there 🤡
I’m always up at midnight, not just waking up but full on out of bed alert at the strike of midnight
Dobby has received doughnuts from the panier surprise from Franprix. 2024 sucks but at least it has doughnuts
Jarod is currently sat on my chest hunting the rat in the wall. I’m stuck under an immovable object. Send help
I will never financially recover from, checks notes, trying not to freeze to death
Donations are always welcome and for the record it isn’t 30° in here, the flat is so poorly insulated and everything in this place is far from being energy efficient, but the rent keeps on going up anyways
Will somebody think of the landlords ? This CBC puff piece is almost comedy youtu.be/tuvb-ZmUy…
I had six hours of sleep during the evening, I’m tired now and I want to sleep but I can’t sleep because of course that makes perfect sense. So instead of failing to not sleep in bed, I’m sat in bed watching TV typing shit in this text box
LiveJournal reminds me on this day with a hint of irony “It’s SNOWING!” from 2003 oh.mg/b/GY
I’m trying to give Samy time to explore and understand snow for cat science. He’s not so sure about this just yet
We’re currently not on speaking terms because while I was trying not to choke to death on my food, he was face deep in it. He’s been fed more than once today too
Today I received two phishing emails and one SEO spam email that sailed through the filters - phishing from a gmail account and an AWS IP address, and SEO spam from Microsoft. All these companies make email deliverability shit, yet they’re always guilty of the worst of it
I’m early from the supermarket to my Phenix pick up. So I had a little rest near the Eiffel tower, and let me tell you how awful a lot of these people are
I started to look up how everything is going to become absolute hell during the Olympics and I ain’t disapointed www.paris.fr/pages/per…
I don’t think I can fully describe the danger an agile airborne post shit former street cat with rat brain can pose, but I’m pretty sure he can smell colours right now and he’s armed to the teeth
For the record this power move of leaving his turds in the open air is foiled by the automatic litter box or Samy’s OCD, which ever triggers first
Jarod normally doesn’t cover his poos, but this one he attempted to hide his shame with anything he could find and is currently bouncing off the walls to escape it
Got called a PD multiple times from one guy as I walked back from the shop and I should probably care more about that than I actually do.
Samy has been awake with me all night, I was hoping he’d be too tired to fight the brush, but I was wrong
Samy is transfixed with his dinner plate eyes looking through the door and I’m honestly now terrified the scratching in the walls isn’t rats
Amazon emailing me to tell me a 370MB update to my Kindle that brings “new features and security” is about as suspicious as one would expect. What kind of absolute bullshit are they going to unleash on this device I paid for, own content on, and is mine ?
When I got my Too Good To Go pack from Carrefour yesterday, they gave me kilos of veal which I mean from going to a position of having no meat in my diet to having 4kg of Chicken and an unsurmountable amount of veal is nothing to complain about. Going to need to do a Taste of Poverty recipe soon
I still very much need a better way to repost things to the social networks though, I’m doing three of them by hand and Mastodon through Jetpack’s limited method (still not paying you pricks five bux a month for that 😘)
Now that I’m more awake, I’m starting to do things and write crap that has been on my mind for a while but I couldn’t get the mental functions to be able to say much more than dribble on my keyboard. I’ve also started to do some quick and dirty translations of parts of oh.mg
Watching a NES Tetris player blow up on YouTube in real time, yesterday he was amazed by having 300 people on his stream, today he’s got 1,8k viewers. I look forward to tomorrow
I’m in that brain state of mind where I want to do everything but lack the brain ability to do anything but consume endless hours of YouTube
I have a referrer of docs.google.com in my web stats and I’m wondering what scammy Google Sheet am I on and what bullshit should I expect in the next few days
I just found a really simple multi-language wordpress plugin and it seems my remaining of the year job will be working on the translated versions of oh.mg
I’d like to say I’m disapointed, but having to figure out another four days of food with nothing, more things going unpaid, and going from “I can go out for a nice little drink on NYE” to cancelling everything and eating a bag of lettiuce in the dark alone is about normal now
I was supposed to get some money today, I did not. I don’t think it’ll be coming before next week now and honestly, this year is just trying to be horrible right to the bitter end
Because capitalism Cities Skylines won’t load any more on my laptop it seems. The launcher just hangs permanently. Every update removes me further from my purchase
Credit to Louise Fletcher for portraying the character so well, that 30 years on, I still have strong feelings of hatred towards Kai Winn 😅
I also plucked my Westfest 2011 pics (and video !) from Flickr - oh.mg/b/3V1
I love how MacOS puts a preview of a video right in the middle of the icon either forcing audio to spew out when clicking or just making it impossible to drag the file anywhere
Gone done put up the photos (including the ones I didn’t send) for the Live Blog yesterday over here oh.mg/b/3UU
Gonna do a live blog because I can and I will, should start around 18h oh.mg/b/3Tf
I have to get off my back side to walk 10km to the supermarket and honestly the mental effort to put on trousers, let alone open the door, is an impossible task
Samy joined me in bed, came for a little snuggle, then used me as a stable surface to jam his foot up so he could clean himself.
Rude
#capitalism breeds such innovation youtu.be/qUaD4u1b-…
The financial enshittification begins
I cut a copy of my LiveJournal posts to import in to micro.blog, better to have more than one version of that than none
Infomaniak called me twice at 8h30 on Christmas day to remind me to pay a bill and quite frankly I’ve left companies for less. Seriously
This is how #AWS responds to an X-ARF spam report including SSH intrusion attempts. The internet has blackholed providers for less, and yet we allow Bezos to run the world’s biggest botnet without a problem 🤷♂️
Went on LinkedIn to apply for a job, did that, and also unfollowed every employer and / or potential employer who fucked me around. CATHARTIC
Jarod has found himself somewhere warm and quiet to go sleep in. Obviously, I took the opportunity to let Samy outside so he can enjoy sitting out there in the dark without the risk of Jarod trying to climb the walls and scream at the neighbours
Today’s Limited Success™ was using the server I set up with Proton Bridge for WordPress to use so that emails can be PGP encrypted in transit. Any particular need, probably not, but you never know
You wouldn’t think this is the same Jarod I had to pull off the fence while he screamed at me for stopping his escape attempt mere moments ago
Samy decided to join Jarod on the cabinet, you’ll notice that Jarod isn’t there. He was mortally offended for ten minutes then left. Samy wins again
Samy is out in the flat chirping around, he waddled in to the bedroom with his little ball in his mouth looking rather proud of himself. If only life was that easy for all of us
Until I become a Wordpress / PHP guru, I don’t think I’ll get my Yeets concept to work. That’s why I’m focusing a bit on mmn.on.ca and micro.blog, not considering some existential digital existence change (again) 😅
The James Somerton now deleted non-apology video critiques are slowly becoming the entirety of my YT feed. Other than what he did, I think this is a good warning to never get on the wrong side of “the algorithm” and if you do, god can’t even help you
Vague success of the day, kind of figured out the Listmonk API, installed Matomo, worked on my micro.blog, and redirected mrman.net over to mmn.on.ca for reasons
and before anybody starts, I’d search for it (which I have) but search engines can’t find fuck all any more except more paid plugins or services with articles generated from click farms getting some of that sweet referral data
And no, I won’t be using Jetpack, for the exact same reasons they can jog right on. Firing data from software I pay to live on a server isn’t complex nor is it cost heavy, so why should I have to pay some middle man to do nothing but wants to charge me rent ?
Because everything is ultra enshittified now, I can’t seem to find a #WordPress Plugin that is FREE that can do a web hook outward when a post is created with a specific category. Zapier 50 bux a month, IFTTT can fuck right off even if it was a euro a year (but it’s not).
In the last 24 hours IFTTT changed Web Hooks from a free to a premium feature without warning. IFTTT can in fact, fuck right off with this.
I just discovered why my WP Backup plugin was taking forever to do anything and it’s because every WP Cron instruction guide is stolen from one dumb instruction guide that doesn’t tell you how to do it right 🙄
As I started to write my great success that was Yeets and tell you how I did the amazing thing of getting a little Microblogging thing on my actual blog (because fuck you that’s why), I was celebrating my success at it posting correctly over to Mastodon and Tumblr.
I had to use bleach on the toilet and because I do this rarely I forget the reason why I do this rarely is because Jarod gets high as balls off of it. He’s bouncing off the walls, quite literally
Time to get using Grocy again in anger
Jarod : I’m upset that my claws keep on getting stuck in fabrics
Also Jarod : I’ll fight you if you think I’ll let you trim them
18 hours is all it took for Threads to throw racism in to my feed, for the absolute first time it was in French. I follow mainly (99%) Spanish and English speakers, so getting it in French was unexpected and ultra specific
Samy is looking out the window like he wants to go outside, so I let him out, he had a good five minutes before he decided 1° was not his working temperature and came back. He’s now looking out of the window again
I setup my threads account because there are a few people who migrated there I follow. For the most part, Threads sucks, but there is only one thing I can say is a positive - automatic alt text - while not perfect is better than nothing and ish accurate. Obvs robbing data for AI “art”
I never quite understood why my phone outside on the terrace in the pitch black is always lit up like it’s midday. I just found out why when my outdoor cat cam reset. Infrared light, obviously 🥴
Hey #Hachette, #HarperCollins, #PenguinRandomHouse & #Wiley: Instead of suing libraries like #InternetArchive, just sell them ebooks they can own & preserve for the public. #SellDontSue
Jarod is currently screaming because he’s not allowed to climb through the restaurant window and that his feet are cold because it is winter
While Jarod is sleeping I thought I’d be nice and spend some time with Samy in the dark outside. I popped him out the door, went to organise my things to go out, and as soon as I pass through the door myself, I realise, I just pushed my cat out in to the rain like an asshole
I’ve had a couple days of paralysing dread that basically kept me in bed and awake all night. Right now, seem to be snapping out of it a bit because of some moderately good news (still not employed). All it takes is a small 1/3rd success
Of course I fucked up my Apache config and had a subdomain running as oh.mg and thus breaking everything for hours 🙃
BBS server is now called winserver which is a success, but what isn’t a success is that this renaming broke the modem for some reason and it won’t come back 🫡
ARGH I’m having that fucking modem port not opening problem with the BBS again, it took months last time for the modem to vibe again
Yes, I do run a mailing list, why do you ask ?
What goes up must come down and the algorithm loves a downer invidious.fdn.fr/watch
This stuff will never get old invidious.fdn.fr/watch
At some point I need to get around to getting out of bed and out of the house to go find out what that recorded delivery is (I suspect it is a violent demand for money), then get my coins out in the shop
“The mobile underground” at one point pocket rectangles were novel web.archive.org/web/20010…
Capitalism brings the best innovation - the Carrefour seems to be stocking up on full price own brand and brand name products while the discount versions get pushed off the shelf
Remind me again, why the mother fucker who sent water through my ceiling is being a fucking pain in the ass to do the bare minimum so I can continue doing all the work to repair his damage
Other than everything not going right today, I did do this right. Postfix header checks regex is actually a lot easier than I thought
Also, yes the BBS is still down. I’ve not got around to dealing with it between cutting the power, doing insurance shit, and having a mental breakdown.
The guy who flooded my place earlier had his music up like he’s got a party happening. Some people just really want to go to A&E
Update - I did have a nuclear meltdown, it was in the post office trying to print the fucking constat (spoiler I couldn’t). It was very public and a collection of every single thing over the past 12 months focused exclusively at a printer that just wouldn’t but charged me money anyways
Getting to print this fucking contstat amiable dégât des eaux is going to put me in a grave I swear to fucking god
Yeah this is going to be the trigger for a nuclear meltdown. Thanks asshole neighbour, merry fucking Christmas
Fuck, because I had to switch off the electric and it has been a long fucking time I can’t remember the password for the disk on my mail server. I might only be able to flash it 🙃
You know that thing that just might push you over the edge ? Let me present “I’m late on my insurance premiums and it’s raining in my house”
That is certainly an interesting method to, um, woo back advertisers to your (morally) bankrupt platform
Because job searching and ghosting is a thing, I set up a Marketing CRM to do all the leg work. I’m not above letting robots harass recruiters nor dropping trackers in their emails
I’m absolutely bricking it for the next electric bill, I’ve had to switch on the not-so-energy efficient radiator at the bare minimum to not freeze and this is the night I need to switch the hot water heater back on overnight
Samy has a bit of an update, if anything it is very good and partially will confuse his vet and say the poor bureaucrat who has to process the update
So I’m going to have to write my experience about this shitshow in both French and English, because I have a few hot political takes that might not translate well but still should be said
So I’m at my thing after a 90 minute walk and let me tell you I have a blog post coming about this hilarity
I’ve started to try and recover some of the sites I made in the past and put the details on oh.mg, so far I got two with some basic details.
I do, however, need to remember the rest… www.oh.mg/moar/old-…
Remember when having a webcam in your house uploading every 5 minutes was a thing before surveillance capitalism ruined our fun ?
I’m asking again for #MutualAid, I’m getting to the freezer section of what food is left and it is getting depressing. My flat reeks of fish because that’s all I have left (no pasta, rice, or bred), via my bank is the fastest way 🙏
LOL I love how optimistic I was back in 2002, “savings” what a muppet 😂
I’m down to the dregs of the freezer, today’s was salty haddock with guacamole. If you’re vibing, consider dropping a few euro so I can buy something that doesn’t suck
Ok, I’ve just found the coolest personal webpage in existence
LiveJournal likes to send me things like “Remember what you wrote on this day, 22 Novembre, in the past” and today it picked a post from 2001
Started to watch this to have some background sound, but then she got my attention. Worth watching youtu.be/ot6RZa0qy…
Somebody is desperately trying to connect to the BBS by phone and honestly my internet is next level fucked right now making that a challenge
Having been told for the absolute last fucking time “we’ve taken great care to read your application” and receiving a hollow form email rejecting me, I’ve started to inject the details of these recruiters in to a CRM that will harass them for actual feedback
It’s pitch black in my room, warm under the covers, cats strewn about, and I am violently awake with stress about everything. ko-fi.com/kevinpoin…
My alter ego has written a little post on the OH.MG sus Tech blog that I just invented about the work I’m doing on the mail server
Yep, the blog.sus.fr server is very much dead. I only get a message “fan error” before it shuts down. Anyways it’s been a couple weeks since I procrastinated a solution, so imma just work on email routing instead
I forgot ProtonMail has the ability to schedule emails, so anyways that’s how I’m looking like a normal person sending various emails to recruiters on Monday
Today I need to really deal with the blog.sus.fr problem, until I can get the machine fixed I think I might just stick it back on Oracle cloud and pull my backups to re-instate it there
Ok I think I’ve done enough job shit today, I’m already on the edge of catatonic depression after the last few applications
Equally “you can’t apply to this job because LinkedIn decided that the vibe wasn’t right and won’t load on any browser” is also new
I stumbled upon this film tonight. Weirdly lovely y mi español no este bueno so thank god for subtitles
Annoyingly in this process they demolished 2 weeks of wet food in a few days because they were so hungry from not topping up on the dry stuff over the day. Just a casual reminder, Jarod will eat the rubbish so this level of picky behaviour is unusual
The cats haven’t been eating their dry food so I assumed they needed to go to the vet because of a problem. Jarod started it and Samy joined his hunger strike in support. I discovered this before having to go broke at the vet by swapping dry food brands
I’ve had to shell out for a métro ticket because we have yet another everywhere closure for another fucking marathon. I wasted so much energy getting around it and it’s only 9h22
Keeping the Plume server from not switching off is becoming a bit of a drama, I might need to open it up and see if I can source a fan from a dead machine somewhere otherwise I’m up shit creek as I don’t really have the funds to buy decent food, let alone spare computer parts
I’ve gone full tilde sus.fr/~kevin/
What if, hear me out, I went from kevin.paris to a simple user directory on a little computer in my house. Would you still love me ?
My machine that runs blog.sus.fr seems to have a bit of a fan problem and will just switch itself off if it gets a bit warm :(
I’m getting fed up of all these water outages that are as a result of non-declared line work, can’t plan for them and you never know when it’ll come back. Just about to get in the shower as my lines go dry
I now know two things right now, that I’ll probably be awake for a long time and that I very very much still love that man and every relationship I’ve ever had or will have will never get close to how I feel about him
Good chat brain, good chat
And of course now I’m crying about that straight boy I loved in high school, because of course my brain would pitch in to this with a “we’ll you’re awake let’s revisit some trauma” 🥲
One of my risqué tumblrs decided to go full MAGA and quite frankly I don’t go on Tumblr for shitty opinions when I’m only there to see pecs thank you
When picking the post that LiveJournal reminded me of, I skipped another one. But I did go find the photo gallery from the same date in 2010. Let me present the great times of Westfest 2010 pics.sus.fr/album/Wes…
It seems like I’m roaming and my phone has this weird idea considering that I haven’t roamed outside of my flat for a while (and it knows that)
Nothing more uplifting on a Sunday like a calendar reminder that it is time to explain to your Pôle Emploi conseiller that you’re an utter failure of a person a year after signing on 🥰
Semi-irregular #MutualAidRequest call to try and make my life not trash - Eur via Bunq GBP via Bunq USD via Stripe and Ko-fi (EUR) are all ways to help
I’ve spent three days watching a year or so of soap operas, because why not, anyways I’ve been starting a new project so not really been doing much on social media kevin.paris/projects/…
I put up a contact form on my website and I now immediately regret putting up a contact form on my website
Also apologies to everybody (who hasn’t already blocked me) for being such a downer on the timeline. I can’t promise it’ll get any better soon
Still in shock about the job considering it was so positive for weeks until it wasn’t and also the dread of exactly how I’m going to survive while my life crumbles around me and the lack of control I have with anything right now
That’s not even addressing the underlying system of if you can’t find a job you become worthless and fade out of society until you die or accept anything that pays absolutely nothing and you just die being busy while not being able to pay rent
I’ve been awake for nearly 24 hours, I’m tired but very very awake. I’m not sure what’ll take me out first, the damage this is doing to my body, the non-existent diet, or just the non-stop stress as my self worth crumbles. Arbitrary decisions based on short conversations is a bad system
Overqualified, not qualified, ghosting. I’m running out of ideas here, how the fuck am I supposed to get out of this situation
If anybody is feeling the vibe to get me a pizza to drown in the hopeless state of affairs that is my shitty life, most appreciated bunq.me/kcostello… bunq.me/kcostello…us bunq.me/kcostello…uk
I’m violently depressed about this, I just want to eat a fucking pizza in bed but all I got is pasta and fuck everything
“We don’t see you as a good fit for the role”. Anyways, I’m having an existential crisis, I have no other leads, and I’m not exactly sure how I can afford to be alive by the end of the year so yeah ko-fi.com/kevinpoin…
I’m following a rabbit hole on my own blog and honestly it is fun ec.je/b/2zZ
oh and not just blog everything, also make sure it tells the internet archive when you do wordpress.org/plugins/l…
Just a reminder to blog everything all the time, this is me holding tickets to an opening of a now defunct restaurant
In 2013 I had a string of invites to openings of a new chinese takeaway, I documented them :
- Weston-super-Mare ec.je/b/2zX
- Swindon ô.lu/b/27
My Freebox has voice controls which never work because it doesn’t listen (good). Today however, Alexa decided to get involved and try to push me to connect my box to Amazon while I’m watching TV. No thanks rude ass capitalist spy
Since this timeline is shit, I’d like to be in the timeline where this had more than the pilot https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Island_City_(1994_film)
I’ve not had the official convo, but I get the impression that I probably didn’t get the job. I won’t find out until Monday but obviously mega disapointed, overwhelming sense of dread, not in a great mood, serious lack of optimisim, etc etc blah blah blah whatever everything is 💩
It is looking like I’m going to probably have to beg online for change forever now so anyways give or don’t whatever everything sucks anyways ko-fi.com/kevinpoin… en.kevin.paris/donate/
My references haven’t heard anything yet so I’m still no wiser to my success (or not) of the last round of interviews 🥲
I’m tired and would like to go to sleep, but of course I’ll probably be awake in bed all night because I’m waiting for employment news tomorrow
Samy has been good to me this evening, feeling low and the fluff ball cometh. Except now where he’s stolen both of my pillows
I’m in that ultra self critical stage after an interview where I think I’ve done terrible and snatched defeat from the jaws of victory. Either it will be a positive response or I stuffed it up at the last moment 🥲
I love this new feature in Firefox where it decides it won’t go to a website I typed in. It vibe checks and is like “no, not today” then ceases any attempt to load it, not even an error
I’m starting to upload all my flickr photos to my self-hosted gallery, there is a bit of a timewarp feel to it starting from the early days kevin.paris/pics/albu…
I’m so glad that I installed Sonoma so now I can enjoy this feature where my wireless mouse is disabled randomly and I have to reboot to get my once functional OS to recognise it again 😍 #NewFeatures #ThanksTimApple
I got word back, final interviews are in - two and a half hours in one sitting next week. It’s going to be an interesting afternoon
It’s nearly 30° in my flat, I can’t sleep and I’ve had to turn on the air conditioning in October. October in Northern France.
Don’t want to jinx things, but I’m waiting for confirmation of a final step 🎊 May be out of funemployment soon 🤞
Last night I started a project on trying to get Delta Chat to work with ProtonMail for the lolz. Today it seems to be running rather well, the whole thing is held together with hopes and dreams so I’m impressed
My obnoxious neighbour has rats that scuttle around his place all night. The cats can hear them and Jarod in particular is out for a hunt
Not one to be paranoid but it seems that my ISP is routing my traffic through an IP address that isn’t my IP address, so this weird ass configuration thing could explain my bullshit connectivity
Thank you to the person who made a 50GBP donation 🙏
It was a nice surprise to wake up to after a quick nap. I’ve updated the goal on Ko-Fi
Which of course means I need to take the real fucking long way back dragging 10kg on my back by foot. And the runners just fucking rude and entitled in general
Just had to make a 2km walk around because my path to cross the Seine is closed so some bourgeoise cunts can have an audience for their jog. Every fucking Sunday
Another #MutualAid #MutualAidRequest ping, nothing has come through lately and I’ve accepted that when the fridge is empty, it is empty until November. I’ve got an interview next week that looks promising, so hopefully I’ll never need to ask again ko-fi.com/kevinpoin…
I’ve done a fair bit of work on the Taste of Poverty website by bringing across all the recipes, taking more photos as I create new disasters, and starting to get a vibe. So anyways, that’s how I accidentally became a food blogger
I stumbled across this randomly fingerprint.garden
One of the cats let out the most rancid turd that they’re both in the litter trying to hide it as a team
Bump for the #MutualAidRequest, I’m down to my last 10€ now that needs to stretch for a little over a month. Yesterday I made a collection round from Too Good To Go and Phenix so I at least have a week or so worth of food for paying almost nothing ko-fi.com/kevinpoin…
I’ve got a paranoid feeling that I have bed bugs. The truth is I have something worse, cat litter in my sheets, lots and lots of bits of tracked in cat litter from the two boys
Calling out again for #MutualAidRequest for October, I didn’t make the Sept target and now I’m down to 40€ for the entire month. Nothing is paid except the rent and the final installment of the rental insurance - ko-fi.com/kevinpoin… #mutualaid #mutualaid2023
I have so much cool stuff from a decade ago, I used to write about any old shit. Why don’t I do that as much now ? I guess that was rhetorical since I kind of do through micro blogging but it isn’t really the same
Going on the Bristol Pound rabbit hole, I’ve found a few entries back in the archives. A couple good ones to start off with, Launch Day and Evening Discussion
Cloudflare is destroying the internet it claims to protect - web.archive.org/web/20231…
I can not stress how awesome this is www.colino.net/wordpress…
Earlier I was researching a potential employer on the down low. That was until I triggered an onboarding call where she noted how long I had an account with them and had to double check I accidentally didn’t trigger a duplicate payment from 2016 🥲
Side note I wasn’t intending to go outside today but since Too Good To Go finally had some packages from the large supermarket for dirt cheap with a great rating so I guess it’s a 10km roundtrip on foot for me
I’m hearing back about two jobs over the next two weeks and I hope that at least one of these will pan out, the last one was dead in the water en.journal.kevin.paris/b/1Y
Taxes, I’m going to get fucked by that one hard which is something I don’t need right now. I honestly don’t see a way I can afford to exist if I can’t get a job that doesn’t pay the minimum wage before the end of the month en.kevin.paris/donate/
For the electric I’m praying they’ll be appeased by a token payment and not shut me off before the trêve hivernale where they’re stuck with me until April 2024 and legally can’t.
£ bunq.me/kcostello… $ bunq.me/kcostello… Liberapay liberapay.com/ohmg/
Usual monthly post for assistance - I’m trying to figure out how to pay the electric, my phone, internet, food, you name it I’m already beyond the red since I was short of last months target. Bounced the tax bill too, so yeah concequences ko-fi.com/kevinpoin…
Cheesy 80s film and not leave bed ? Obvs
Also I did the import from en.journal.kevin.paris over to blog.sus.fr now that I’ve been able to get the internet back on. Anyways, not sure how the electric is getting paid this month but one drama per day
I made a grave error. I lifted Samy up to see what’s on the other side of the fence and now he’s absolutely lost his brain there is more of this world he hasn’t yet sniffed. I’ve got a black fluff ball zipping around trying to comprehend this magic
JFC, Samy (the mostly black cat) just scared the shit out of me when I went to the toilet. Just saw a shadow gliding around when I just left him in bed. Best part, he makes no noise, so the effect is more haunting
This was going to be a status update, then I had a rant en.journal.kevin.paris/2023/09/2…
Any particular reason a bunch of big name companies are sending me privacy policy updates ? Is there some kind of AI shit I need to know about ?
Semi-regular #MutualAid post about the current situation, I only made 41% of the €600 goal. While it all helps it still means I’m looking at a horrid October. I was 105€ down last month and equally this month because unemployment only pays days. If you can 🙏 ko-fi.com/kevinpoin…
Spinning Circle TV is my favourite channel - 3 bars and -107dBm we’re in the “could do 20mbps if it felt like it” territory
It would appear that I’ve got to the time of day where SFR has decided to tank out its data network no matter how great reception the 4G box has
I also say annulé like it didn’t take 45 minutes for anybody to realise the prestataire didn’t show up
The 12ème is the worst ème because there is literally nowhere to sit if you’re say half an hour early to the Pôle Emploi that opens no sooner than quarter past 9
J’ai fermé l’onglet, je ne peux pas être en colère si tôt le matin. Jupiter vit sur une autre planète et je le sais déjà
“Le chef de l’Etat a décidé de “se concentrer” sur la création d’emplois pour réduire la précarité.”, nous disons donc “Le chef de l’Etat a décidé de “se concentrer” sur la création d’emplois précaires.”
Je regrette déjà d’avoir lu cela www.francetvinfo.fr/politique…
I woke up at 5h to walk my ass over to the Pôle France au Travail by Macron and I swear to god they better not cancel this one too
In other news, I’ve been putting off going to the hypermarché since 7h this morning. At some point I will be forced to go
Felt cute, made a Wordpress en.journal.kevin.paris
I’m not one to be paranoid, but when three different connections (4G router, 4G mobile, fixed line internet) with two different providers are unbearably slow without a VPN, one starts to think that perhaps there might be some kind of scanning system you’re behind
I just found out the very hard way Tumblr will now only let you attach a domain that you buy from them to your Tumblr. They never mentioned this and it’s fucking shady.
Obvs can’t sleep because I just spent half an hour in the rain fixing the 4G box on to the window to get the most OK-ish signal (which is all I get here). Not even sure if it’ll be OK in a few hours because daylight scares the 4Gs or something
Internet just got cut off, now on 4G for a while F My poor-ass Life. This afternoon’s remote interview is going to be interesting. Usual links ko-fi.com/kevinpoin… kevin.paris/en/donate… to help make my life not suck
Always, and I can not stress this enough, ALWAYS, read the company’s Glassdoor page before you agree to an interview
In other news I have two interviews lined up now, as I got the “lol on a annulé” SMS from the Pôle, I also got an email from a company I applied to, um, I don’t know when but certainly not recently. Now I’m having to find decent clothes from my wardrobe that fit
If you cancel last minute with the Pôle emploi (France Travail™ by Macron), they’ll sanction the fuck out of you. If the Pôle emploi cancel on you while you’re on your way to the event you had a week notice for but they forgot to show up to, then you just get regular fucked by circulstance
There is a YouTube content creator that makes great stuff, but has a huge and repetitive watermark all over the screen that makes their videos unwatchable. All you see is watermark. Cut your nose off to spite your face kind of business
God always has the worst fans youtu.be/hz3ewboYp…
I’ve spent the last few months spending so little on food (8-10€ every week or so), that going to 17€ for not a lot of items and a few less days has scarred me a bit. I’m hoping that Tuesday’s interview will lead somewhere so I don’t have to exist like this for much longer
I’ve ate and I’m starting to regain my ability to be coherent. So, processed dinner not my greatest choice, but honestly I was just in a bit of a frenzy and hungry crazy - going for the fatty processed stuff that doesn’t require any weilding of knives or hand eye coordination. In the oven and eat
I’m struggling to put my thoughts (or lack there of more accurately) down, I’m going to eat and return to my senses before doing internet
In the interest of transparency, this is what I grabbed from Aldi. Not a great shop honestly and I over spent by 8€ as I wan’t really thinking straight. Left is treats 3,34€, middle is shit I ran out of ages ago 3,88€, and right dinner cheapest meat (6,99€), potatoes (1,89€), and sauce (1,29€)
Plus at this point I’m so brain dead my capacity to handle anything is hovering around “bingeing Mr Beast videos”
Super desperate #MutualAidRequest plea - this is all I have left until the end of the month, I’m currently on a diet of bread and water, I have the hunger shakes, no energy, brain fog, and next week I have an interview - bunq.me/kcostello… I’m desperate
I love how Bluesky implemented that great Twitter feature where the screen refreshes as you’re trying to read something or just as you click on a post to interact with it, but then you’ve clicked some random shit instead ❤️
Speaking of mild panic, I’m down to my last 7€. As in literally 7€ to live on until October, that doesn’t even remotely cover food let alone every bill hanging over my head. So I’m asking again for the #MutualAid train to try and make ends meet ko-fi.com/kevinpoin…
One of the cathartic things I’ve been not panicking to (when I really should) is my mildly hilarious / depressing blog “Taste of Poverty”. To pass the time I threw up a little website for it - kevin.paris/povertea/
I received a junk email about 10 minutes ago that actually fucking offended me, the audacity to send this WeBsItE dEsIgN crap AND be PASSIVE AGRESSIVE. Too far Denise, too fucking far
MacOS likes to complain that my disk is almost full constantly. Yes, I know, you’re supposed to not take 107GB of a 121GB drive for your own shit, and you’re also supposed to upload this to iCloud and delete the local copy for the above reason
My little blog server on the shelf has some attitude to just peace out and shutdown when it gets a bit warm. WE ALL CAN’T DO THAT SUSAN
I just evicted a spider, I don’t know what offended me about it the most - it’s size or that it didn’t contribute to the removal of any mosquitos. I wish it the best for it’s future endevours at its new location, the bin area outside
I figured out why Jarod was screaming at me all morning, he wanted his box outside. He demands comfort in the location of his choice and when he chooses it
My TV did an update this morning, all my quick select favourites were replaced with upsell streaming services that I don’t want. All my radio channels, gone to try and hawk Disney+ and Canal+ VOD
I also considered the option of going through Champs de Mars to save time and effort m, but a bourgeoise 10km run had me walking 2km extra around it
Having to leave so early in the morning for a supermarket hike means I miss all the discounts. Other option is fry to death to go later ko-fi.com/kevinpoin…
“Let’s think of government as an industry, where countries are firms and citizens are customers!” he [Friedman] declared. Of all the libertarian bros, crypto libertarian bros are the worst www.theguardian.com/news/2021…
Because I’m still super far from scraping by this month, I’ve had to choose again between internet and food, so I expect my access to be cut off in a week, so I’m begging for support again to not go insane / find a job #mutualaid ko-fi.com/kevinpoin…
How long this might last, no idea, honestly, since I’m still back to the wall and I’ve received a couple rejections again over the past few days. I will however, milk this moment of positivity to sit outside with the cats ko-fi.com/kevinpoin… kevin.paris/en/donate…
I’m in a kind of upward peak after probably the last few months of non stop dark level depression from, like everything. I’ve been called back from a place about a job I applied for months back and in writing up my little presentation I got a boost of “yeah I’m fucking great”
TotalEnergies who made 246 565 307€ in 2022 lost 46,71€ I already paid them and is trying to demand the full amount (140€)+ bailiff costs from me, somebody begging for donations on the internet. Theft put simply but I have no recourse ko-fi.com/kevinpoin…
Motivation is in such a negative today that I can’t even do anything let alone commit to laying down on the couch watching TV. Silence on the job front still and still less than 50% from making it this month ko-fi.com/kevinpoin… kevin.paris/en/donate…
I’ve been putting off the great walk to the supermarket all day, mainly because its going to be 30° and honestly I’m going to have to strap 20kg of shit to my body and lug it back home in that heat
We should all be angry about the our current timeline not having that 1970s future aesthetic amongst other things
Today not a great day, I intentionally overslept and the dread is still very much back. I missed my short window to hike up to the big supermarket too. I managed to get a bit of somewhere with the donations, but I’m still super far and back to dread ko-fi.com/kevinpoin…
It claims its overheating
Sep 1 20:41:12 kaja kernel: [2995794.251186] thermal thermal_zone0: critical temperature reached (128 C), shutting down Sep 1 20:41:12 kaja kernel: [2995794.254251] thermal thermal_zone0: critical temperature reached (128 C), shutting down
Very strange that my machine that runs blog.sus.fr decided to turn itself off, no crash, full on shutdown on its own accord
I have a sleep hangover today, woke up super early which isn’t bad. What isn’t great is that I had less than 3 hours sleep yesterday and didn’t fall asleep until after midnight, so hungover and underslept
Landlords : People are so mean to us, we’re just good people 🥺
Also landlords : youtu.be/8vpiuB0GW…
I had so little sleep my watch didn’t recognise it, so just having a very calm day. Just finished watching Jury Duty and quite frankly Ronald is absolutely adorable. I made a good viewing choice
I’ve been looking at ways to monitise (🤮) and I think my Taste of Poverty blog is where its at ko-fi.com/i/IX8X7OQ…
Until I monitise or get employed, if you’re able to help on Ko-fi or via kevin.paris/en/donate… I’d be forever grateful
#LiveJournal Remember what you wrote on this day, 28 Août, in the past
That time I used to cycle everywhere for fun and not requirement. The Bristol to Bath route wasn’t that bad actually, the Bath to Melksham, er, life threatening at best
I was finally able to trim some of the fur on Samy’s paws. Now he’s got full grip on both back ones, partial on his left front, and none on his right front. Not sure how this will manifest when they play later and he’s running around
I just received a donation in GBP, I won’t mention names for privacy but thank you so much for your extremely generous support 🙏 I’ve updated the goal on the Ko-fi page to include this ko-fi.com/kevinpoin… ❤️
September begins and waits for nobody, clearly. If you can help I’d appreciate it, I’m still very far away from covering this let alone the starting electric and miles away from eating 🥲
After I had my little meltdown, spent most of the day with the cats vaguely watching TV, then published a Taste of Poverty
If you’re inclined to donate :
If you’d like to know more about Greatest Manager Ever Celia and her great work (maybe this should be on her LinkedIn page) have a read of this, now you know a name - blog.sus.fr/~/English…
I’m going to slide the laptop away before I say something that somebody else (who deserves everything they get) is going to fucking regret by exposing all their bullshit in public
Oh and the hilarious irony - I make “too much” to get assistance from a food bank but too little to actually buy food. Maybe mental breakdown wasn’t a fair assessment, more like life ending nuclear meltdown brought to you by capitalism and some bitch called Celia (get run over by a bus bbz xx)
“Guess I can eat once every other fortnight” this isn’t hyperbole, I literally am 600€ short already for September (thanks URSSAF) and I have no idea what the fuck I can sell at this point other than blowjobs at the side of the road or a fucking kidney or two
THIS IS FINE as I rock back and forth in a corner unable to sleep even after being awake for more than 24 hours with the overwhelming oppression of having to decide what minimum I need to exist I have to cut back on. Guess I can eat once every other fortnight
So anyways, don’t mind me, just going to have an absolute mental breakdown on the basis I can’t afford to exist, my rent went up, I have to pay the garant insurance and my taxes leaving me in such a negative I might actually die while getting rejected for every job ever 🥰
Lol I just got the electric bill and let me tell you I look forward to living in the days before we had electric, because I can’t afford it and quite frankly they’re going to cut me off for not being able to pay it
Another day in dystopian capitalism “hey thanks for applying to this job you’re qualified for and that you need to remain in a house. Anyways, we’ve decided to not talk to you because you don’t have arbitrary thing we never asked for in the job ad xoxo stay funemployed babe”
I stand corrected, it is from the building. I had a smell of the electric cupboard and its being pulled in through the hole in the ceiling (I have an unintentional negative pressure in here) - not electrical fire stank either or over drawing electric to cause a fire
It transpires the smell may actually be the clim itself, somewhat chemical and not so much fire smell. Not entirely sure if this is one of those “passable” moments or if I should swap the units out
Je suis trop fatiguée pour réfléchir, mais pas assez pour avoir des idées géniales pour mon site web
I have a French and English account on a certain other network (not Xitter) and the difference between the two is like night and day - English feed is a lot of penises and the French one is all journalists
I still find it weird after months of being cut off the net and relegated to 4G hell at this point in the month, that my connection is still up because one of my friends got my payments to date
Firefox appears to have some kind of bug where if you leave a tab too long it will still display the content but I clicking on links does nothing
My sleep schedule switched to early mornings (which is great) so I should have left for the supermarket at 7h, instead I woke up at 10h and I won’t be leaving for another two hours when the temperature is going to be in the 30s instead of barely 20s 2/2
I’m having a lapse back into what I can only describe as deep depression where I just don’t want to wake up. This isn’t ideal as what actually happens is I suffer more concequences of this, like I’m going to fry walking to the supermarket 1/2
I have no idea what special event is happening that the police helicopter is low flying around my place every morning from 8h, but we can all agree ACAB. Especially the flying pigs
My sleeping patterns are absolutely shanked again, so obvs I’m speed watching three series on this Apple TV+ free trial
I’ll file that next to “walking 10km to go buy 4€ of discount food because locally is unaffordable” embarrassment
Something moderately embarrassing about being selected contrôle caisse automatique with 4€ of discount brand items
What the fuck is wrong with the water in Silicone Valley ? Don’t answer that, it was rhetorical, I know perfectly well its addies mixed with cocaine and lead poisoning from a bad batch of bottled water
Sure, I’ll spend 15 minutes rehashing my CV because your site can’t parse shit only for you to ignore my application 🥰
Also added benefit is that you have all the time in the world to find new interesting films and watch them youtu.be/UvRHvHs6f…
The only good thing about being unemployed and ghosted for jobs is that I got a whole lot of spare time to be playing Cities Skylines for days on end
I like my new version personal website that Geocities puked up, especially when I talk shit about corpobots kevin.paris/en/corpob…
I did the 10km walk up to Carrefour earlier and my left leg still has not recovered. I didn’t even do my usual vanish in the woods thing for a couple hours, no idea why it is giving this attitude
Annoyingly I must go to the big super market again, not looking forward to hauling back cat litter to save 3€
““Without a response from the employer, the Labor Standards Unit cannot proceed with processing wage claims and has no other option but to close this investigation,” Cannon said in a statement to The Leaf-Chronicle.” - we tried nothing and it didn’t work lien.sus.fr/Rl3KN
I saw this story crop up earlier on Mastodon, and honestly it is just wild - thehandbasket.substack.com/p/a-conve…
Au lieu de réduire les prix et de rendre les voyages en train plus abordables la SNCF permet désormais de payer en trois fois. Bienvenue dans l’enfer du capitalisme que nous avons laissé prospérer 👍
and I’m not even talking about Tom Paris, like 95% of the mens walking all over that place are fit, even all the alien men. Just everybody be hot in space
Star Trek Voyager really did have the market on the late 90s early 2000s hot men
Oopsie doopsies archive.ph/KjWsL
Google has been sending a lot of policy change notifications and quite frankly the amount of evil that oozes is pungent
I got ChatGPT to hallucinate a story based on the rough notes of my dream, which in itself was also a halluncination so we’re cooking on gas. I forgot most of the dream as soon as I woke up, so this’ll suffice redacted.id/vB7t9
I am in a state of severe fatigue but also violently awake because a spider just tried to stroll up my nostril while I was nearing the point of sleep
Fucking corpo bots are the worst headline.com/legal/cra… user agent pretends to be Firefox
Having changed browsers and not installed a plugin to block checkmarks on a certain letter site, I was immediately put off by the first three comments and closed the tab. Not worth it and no idea why anybody actively views that site
#LiveJournal Remember what you wrote on this day, 9 Août, in the past
Work hard for your employer and they will share the wealth 🙄
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client_loop: send disconnect: Broken pipe384/730: time, rocket_http, rocket_codegen, walkdir
Always use screen kids
Samy not content with not being a part of climbing on a rather important piece of software trauma going on, would also like to smash keys and see if it crashes out the build
Oh this is painful, very very painful already. Rust just giving different versions based on the directory I’m in
error: failed to compile plume v0.7.3-dev (/home/plume/Plume), intermediate artifacts can be found at /home/plume/Plume/target
Caused by:
package time-core v0.1.1 cannot be built because it requires rustc 1.65.0 or newer, while the currently active rustc version is 1.64.0-nightly
Well fuck
I also imagine this is a symptom of both more traffic and also the database growing in size. Each of these problems would of course be better managed with PostgreSQL
I think I need to really get back and revisit the #Plume database thing. I’ve discovered when I have write errors because SQLite does one thing at a time, I manage to break the whole post and it doesn’t show on the homepage.
A new #Plume server has discovered mine, but since I’m having a weird database issue it means when I try to post I risk breaking my entry. So just got to wait for it to get my 7k articles
Cool cool, a tablet in perfect working order I just found was killed off and can be effectively bricked because capitalism
Ok so I think I did a thing right to add a seperate feed for my blog posts depending on the language
In celebration I made a page totally not making fun of Xlon Xusk oh.mg/x/ that is 100% hosted on my now not going to be disconnected internet
It hasn’t fully set in yet, but one of my friends covered my internet bill this month so I’m caught up again. Won’t need to suffer a 10-15 day disconnection again and I won’t have to pay a late charge
#LiveJournal Remember what you wrote on this day, 7 Août, in the past
An interesting one from 22 (!) years ago when I just rambled about my existence because the internet didn’t suck.
Anyways, I’ve been putting off walking in to the forest again (and going to the cheaper hypermarché at the same time). Should probably get around to that before the hookening
Another part of this crisis is that I like the idea of what I was doing with gemini, but the main issue here is that hosting from my house when my internet is terminated every month for 10-15 days is a problem. Not just for my sanity, but also for reliability
I’m having a life crisis, I’m not happy with any of my internet presence (again). I don’t know what I want or how I want it to be. I let a lot of my domains expire (lol poor) but I still have my special core ones and I want them to all be loved equally
#CloudFlare has arbitrarily decided to constantly check any request I make to a site that uses this blasphemy. The problem, it doesn’t work. Random fails or just hangs in an eternal loop of verification. No way out or recourse, just blocked from a large percentage of the ‘net
#LiveJournal Remember what you wrote on this day, 6 Août, in the past
“OMFG I DON’T EVEN OWN THAT BIT OF THE CAR AND IT’S RUINED”
Who in their right mind would pay Quora for Quora answers ? Might as well have Yahoo! knocking at your door asking for change every time you read “Am I Pegnunt” on Yahoo! Answers. BSaaS - Bullshit as a Service economy is almost a comedy
Perhaps one day this rebrand will be complete or not, bankruptcy (moral and otherwise) comes at you fast
Quelle surprise youtube.com/shorts/rh…
Jarod is a bit weird, he enjoys chilling out with me and then suddenly realises he’s not very cat and will run away to be in one of his many boxes
#LiveJournal Remember what you wrote on this day, 5 Août, in the past blog.sus.fr/~/English…
Proton Bridge seems to be wanting to download my entire 70GB mailbox on to my hard drive, which totally misses the point of unloading all that data to not my hard drive in the first place
Google removing their X-Complaints-To header in Groups USENET posts certainly does say more than enough about the level of evil they aspire to be
The creativity of the internet always amazes me xxx.xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx.xxx
I’m making a serious consideration if I switch my email client to Alpine
Yesterday, I went for a 10k walk to the only big (read : cheap) supermarket in the area so I didn’t have to pay 5€ for bog roll. My legs still hurt and I realised I forgot something, so I shant traverse la rue thanks
#LiveJournal Remember what you wrote on this day, 3 Août, in the past
Complaining about the early 2000s internet on the go situation
The side effect of this is that Samy and I get to look forward to the nuclear turds that come after the meats eats
Jarod seems to be having issues eating his croquettes, his dental situation isn’t great from living on the streets (and he’ll eat rocks because he’s stupid). He’s lost weight so he’s getting meat every day in lieu of every other day to make sure he’s getting fed properly. He’s got no complaints
Of all the insults that could be thrown, I found a new one “We would like to get to know you better within this automated interview. This is the first step of our recruiting process. Following you will receive two questions. Please answer these questions by sending us a video.”
and because lol, I washed all my bedding yesterday evening and obviously it rained last night. Very much the one step forward, sixteen steps back vibe that I’m in
I’ve got to the point where waking up isn’t that important, so just do it whenever, getting ready not that important so just sit watching YouTube for hours until I’m disgusted with myself. Ex employer is still being a dick about what they owe me too, so another reason to avoid the world
It is 2023 so why does Windows need more than a day to extract a 2GB zip file my Macbook took seconds to do ?
A large percentage of the internet being behind CloudFlare is totally a great idea. Especially when it’s arbitrary “security check” breaks and won’t do shit
It has been over two months since I heard people calling themselves AI artists, and I’m still brutally offended by it
Hey babe the new Honest Government ad just dropped
I made a complaint against Uber to the CNIL like three years ago, and since a lot of people had the same idea, I just received a response. The CNIL is basically checking up if I still hate Uber or if they got around to not ignoring me
I can never make up my mind how I want to do things, but what I can make my mind up on is how tacky I want oh.mg to look 🥰
Nous vivons dans une réalité absurde où la majorité doit souffrir tandis qu’une petite minorité achète des babioles brillantes avec les richesses volées. Ces gens sont des parasites de notre société et de notre planète qui privatisent les richesses et socialisent les conséquences
The Toaster and the Chimney Sweep A Victorian Love Story
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Trialling redacted identity on Plume
Fediverse Blogging for the Win I’m going to try moving my posting to [redacted identity] mainly on to Plume[1], currently I publish a static file with my writings to my Logarion[2] install then deploy it out to the servers to sit there and serve. While this is great and I can’t tell you how amazing it is to be able to move static files from place to place rather than trying to figure out if your bloatware PHP thing will work on a new web host without making it explode, or worse if it ever breaks trying to pull your writings out of it. But I quite like the Plume concept and the ability to make and receive comments on the fediverse without using some advertising hell like Disquis. Comments on Wordpress are horrid, mainly SPAM and you need to use yet another plugin to stop it, but so far there doesn’t seem to be a massively easy way to flood junk comments on to the fediverse (I say this with no irony knowing my federate timeline is mainly SPAM from fediverse.blog). The server seems to be fairly stable and PageKite is doing the job quite well, so I think it’s time to really give it a blast. My Logarion version[3] will continue to be updated, so don’t worry about that. In terms of the never ending project to get my old stuff somewhere[4], I’ve yet to figure out Plume’s API so if you know anyway to make that work let me know, otherwise I might upload everything to W8[5] or my WriteFreely instance[6]. => ift.tt/ASBYuwk [1] Plume => ift.tt/at6pHLy [2] Logarion => ift.tt/31AOGfg [3] Logarion version => ift.tt/qGz0nsZ [4] get my old stuff somewhere => w8.org [5] W8 => write.om.gay [6] WriteFreely instance
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Bringing the Technology Home
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Bringing the Technology Home
=> ift.tt/VRnzQe3 Cover Image Please don’t judge the lack of dusting For a while now I’ve been moving a lot of my “data” back from the far reaches of the corporate internet where possible. It has been a long term change, I like self hosting, it’s something interesting to do and fun to get things to work. I stopped for a while since the new internet is basically just bots trying to wreck what they can, harvest data, or gleefully sent off with compromised credentials to steal. However, I’ve got quite a fair bit better at locking down the servers and the network. Since the proliferation of utter shitfuckery (2016) I’ve moved my digital life over to hosts in more stable countries or used trusted hosts, then gradually started moving things back on to machines at home. During the Eternal Lockdowns(TM) fully rebooted this project and now with the farce the social networks and their glorious leaders living in their own plain of existence (plus the occasional leak of how the companies are being run) I was able to kick it up a gear. Lately I’ve joined up also using cooperative external hosts like Ouvaton, Nubo, and L’Autre Net for things I don’t have the capcity to do myself. Over the past month I was able to rehome => photos.om.gay Photo Hosting => w8.org Microblogging => blog.om.gay Blogging => om.gay Email + Web => gemini://oh.mg Gemini => gopher://oh.mg Gopher Some of these things hosted on one of the machines in the cover image, which isn’t bad going for an ADSL connection. For the moment, still getting back on the ropes with Plume (managed to acquire some not so great federated SPAM / instances I’ve blocked), working out how (and where) I repatriate my LiveJournal entries, and just vibing.
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Im a Tech Guru
I have been reconsidering moving my little archive back on to a shelf in my house, you know, modern economy problems and all of that. => /redacted/bas8dp.gmi I wrote a thing a while back about never being technically happy I’m still using Ouvaton for a few things, I still very much believe in that project, but I feel some of my use cases can be a little too out of the box for their platform and that I’m taking a bit too much of their time which is limited. I also have a bit of security conciousness to the New Internet(TM) and the nightmare an unpatched server running scripts can expose you to. I worked out a solution for a more self-contained hosting platform which will at least keep itself updated (you might be able to figure out which one if you poke around). Thankfully, the site is really low key usage and mainly static which works perfectly for my shit ADSL line. I’ve also been able to re-organise the internal mail server (technically more of a mail flinger) to cooperate with the new set-up. I did have to go back to the relay thing, but now my over all change to my inbound email is mainly encrypted and email addresses munged before it arrives to the external MX. I have also restarted hosting gemini content internally, which means I can start using the root level of my domains (no more www.oh.mg needed) and the domains that aren’t used for non-web reasons, unfortunately, get to go back on CloudFlare to knock down the server’s exposure to non-filtered channels. In terms of the om.gay domain I’ve really worked the DNS on that hard, the geo-DNS has been used to the max. Certain countries known for not so great laws or an abundance of bots are now redirected to a professional webhost, with for the most part, a nearly identical copy of the site. Either be it on the root or the www subdomain, I decided that those places aren’t that valuable for gemini or gopher content delivery. The www subdomain is still an option, I’m aware that the ping for this server can be real bad the further away you get, even within Europe it can be pretty bad. The CDN is presented for anywhere outside of Europe and if you’re within and have a shitty connection here, let me know where you’re based and I can do some country specific changes. The great thing about not being funnelled through the CDN is that updates are more live.
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Christian Parker Theatre
I’ve been meaning to properly break this into a proper entry, but I have a feeling that I won’t have the time to do it. So I present you the raw notes from when I woke up from the fever dream that was Christian Parker Theatre. Christian Parker Theatre dream - alien running around, somebody driving a bubble, people running around in exaggerated 80s disco suits watching the chaos unfurl making snide comments like “that’s not how spoons work” 80s people wearing McHammer style clothes but solid kind of like paper-mache or something you’d see on a toy (shoulders and chest huge) A game apparently, goal is to run over the alien in the bubble and then it farts Alien screams Christian Parker Theatre every so often, thus the name
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I went too far and I got overwhelmed
That subject is quite frankly the best of Vaguebooking I can do, but fear not it’s on a purely technical level. When I started OH.MG I wanted to create a nice little archive of things and I did that, then I decided to test out my l337 h4x0r skillz by self hosting, creating my own little CDN, and then finally going wild with an actual CDN. Eventually I created a monster, my deploy script is HUGE and takes forever to push anything out, even the most minor of creations, and the cost, holy shit bags, the pouvoir d’achat is not great right now and running that many hosting accounts is not at all cheap. I’m fairly certain I wrote that exact line before, but I can’t be farked to find where I did. Although it is safe to say, I learned shit since that post, so perhaps we leave that to rest. Anyways, I wasn’t happy with my creation, it was hard to deal with, confusing, trying to deal with the pure mess that was in the backend and it drove me mental. So I restarted from almost scratch that required me to have a hard think and reflect on what I was doing. Back in January, I got hyper obessed with registering om.gay, sometimes I get these flashes of not very clear thinking that won’t go away and always come with instant regret afterwards. Considering that om.gay is quite the premium name, it was dedication on my part to push through the checkout, but the name spoke to me. Now we find ourselves here in August and om.gay really has not been used, it’s there for Gemini, mostly mirrored oh.mg and certainly not living it’s best life here. I’ve been hesitant to use it more, cos it’s kind of weird effectively coming out all the time to random strangers (look at me assuming that the majority of my visitors aren’t bots) when I give out my website or email address. I got over that, fuck it, YOLO. That’s great since .gay has DNSSEC and it actually looks cool like OH.MG. Does this mean I fell out of love with OH.MG ? No, of course not, I’m still using it but in a less obvious way. OH.MG got very complicated to manage because it’s locked in to a lot of technical things, in grained in to my internal network, and all kinds of nerd shit. That’s what made managing the web presence on OH.MG super complex, so now it’s redirecting web to om.gay. Getting back on track with this entry, om.gay is the web and gemini archive for me, it makes more “branding” sense, and within that the entire archive has been minimised in to as few directories as possible. Much more easy to handle, more clear, no crazy ass edge rules to put plasters on the monster to keep it churning. I also put a pretty picture on the frontpage. Go me.
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After doing a lot of hacking around I’ve almost completed my OH.MG move. Just waiting on the SSL cert to be dropped on the main server (you’ll notice this if you’re in Europe), hashed up the GeoDNS to easy up the need for a CDN in certain places, and the content
I, of course, did all my work in an all night frenzy that lasted until I passed out at 6h. You can really tell what parts got closer to that hour 😅
I’m waiting for my host to install the domain cert (manual job) so if you’re visiting www.om.gay from within Europe you’ll get errors, everywhere else, you’ll get file errors until I rebuild entirely from the archive
Last night I decided to fully redevelop my site from the ground up. I’ve gone full hog, change to the structure, colour theme, and more importantly, I’ve adapted the GeoDNS to use the CDN only when necessary / provide different content in certain countries
Incidentally, Total Energies who not long ago emailed me to say that my tariff was no longer commercially viable are now reporting record profits
If you didn’t think it was time to eat the billionaire class, it is, the energy companies are ripping us off, the landlords are spiking up rents because they can, and multimillion euro companies are destroying the planet
Moving to a Cooperative World
I’ve been rethinking what I’m doing online and how I’m doing it, this has been going on for a while for other reasons : => /redacted/gjb2df.gmi Entry “Changes to the System” Recently I’ve started using a CDN service based in Slovenia, the price isn’t too bad for what I’m doing so it means I can focus less on perfectly planting a host that for the most part is accessible from most places (mainly being America). The CDN costs a few cents a month to give a bit of a boost to the delivery speed and managing some of the bot problems. Following this up that I’ve been looking for a better place to keep my data, and I’ve started to come across a rather large network of cooperative hosts. I’m a member of Nubo(1) (based in Belgium) who I’m looking at potentially to move my email (still not exactly sure) to and more close to home a web host called Ouvaton(2) (based in France). I had a bit of fun setting up the multiple hosts, but in general I’m spending far too much money on hosting that I don’t really need and use. Not only that considering the nightmare of climate hell we’re in, I don’t even want to know about the CO2 all this is adding. The benefits to me here are that I can drop a lot of financial obligation for a website that is basically static and that I can be more involved in the organisation where I keep my data. Over the weekend, I’ve moved all the files over to Ouvaton and repointed the CDN. There are still a few parts that are on the other hosts which I need to start spinning down / repointing back to Ouvaton. As for email, I’m still working that out, for the most part between how much I’m using Simplelogin my mailbox is encrypted. The only thing I’m testing is filtering and deliverability from simplelogin to the new host. I may even just keep it with mailbox.org and Proton. => nubo.coop/fr/ (1) Nubo => ouvaton.coop (2) Ouvaton
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Because I fell asleep on the sofa all day, I’m now getting around to moving OH.MG over to Ouvaton.coop – La Coopérative d’hébergement numérique
I’ve been in the office all week and the cats have been stuck inside for a while. This weekend’s home project so they can frollick outside is moving what I can on OH.MG to cooperative run services (web hosting / email)
For the last couple days I’ve been having this weird obsessive dream about a domain name (it’s already taken) and I genuinely can’t explain why it’s woken me up at 5h30 this morning
Jarod is getting caught on the sofa again, of course trying to trim 1mm of claw to fix this has turned into a drama. We do this every 3-4 weeks, results are always the same
I have two things happening today - Samy seems to have this game of trying to stick his backside in my face and I’m looking at OH.MG considering what changes I want to make
I’ve got a whole god damn bag of mice, various colours, but if blue mouse isn’t there, we have a problem. He’s also a bit upset all his favourite balls are missing (he hid them all)
I just had to crawl around on the floor to try and find Samy’s blue mouse. He picked this toy up as soon as it came out of the package, every since it’s become a family heirloom
In other news, my electric went up three times in the last two months, but am I here with the Aircon on 24/7, you fuckin' bet
Update. He’s rolled out of bed to drop a turd, anyways guess I’ll be haunted by thoughts all night and the stench from the litter 👍
Having one of those shitty nights, brain focusing on the 💩, cat curled up on bed with me. Trying to focus on his soft fur (+ he’s taken half the bed) and purge my mind. Cats solve everything
Anyways, I obvs had to dispose of the thing but at least it’s looking like this small part of Paris won’t be seeing the usual summer time rat realness
My cats are pretty hilarious sometimes, the older one got the younger one to flush out a rat for him. Then he took off with it after the younger one basically did all the leg work
Lets celebrate My blog is 22 years old
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If you didn’t feel old, you will now - Sailor Moon at 30: Looking Back at the Iconic Series
I finally got all my sites out of one text repository. Tonight, two years late, I work on getting the Gopherhole mirroring the available content in .txt form
I’ve started to upload my photo albums to a self-hosted photo system.
Also cos I got bored I wrote a thing about What’s Running OH.MG
Jarod also has the occasional nightmare, either Samy or I have to rescue him from them every so often as he’ll cry loudly in his sleep. In nicer news, the new neighbours like to watch them live their best lives in the terrasse
Samy the shy guy, is no longer shy, he’s now really opened up, we spend time together, and he has a thing for feet. As in he seems to hate them and mine are covered in claw marks 😂
Jarod my former street cat friend seems to have got worms at some point and they came back, two taxis and 67€ later he’s on meds for the week. Great thing is he’ll eat literally anything so pills in meat don’t phase him in the slightest
Brief internet fame, getting that dopamine is harder than it was in the 90s
Kind of proud of the new site, you don’t notice much (maybe except all the permalinks have changed). Swapped over the content on the Gemini server, web server is happening shortly.
I’m going to try and totally rebuild my web / gemini site today. Wish me luck, it could be a total disaster
Haven’t updated the content on my site for a month or so, but did I just add a mailing list subscribe box and some ASCII Art. Obvs yes
Email Changes - Micro Edition
OK, I finally settled on the new email provider and I’m slowly moving over the domains one by one. Self hosting email has been fine, but I can’t find an equivalent filtering / relay service in Europe that is cheap and functional as the US one I’m using.
I’m also running out of disk space on the self hosted machine and I have zero motivation to install and migrate a new copy on a new machine.
The good part is that I don’t now have to run multiple accounts for my personal email and Delta.chat (kind of the reason I’m moving mostly away from Proton).
Speaking of Proton, this was all really kicked off when their new app showed up. Made the service utterly unusable on Android, on top of the lack of ability to extend beyond Visionary. You run out of space, tough shit, want more domains, lol no.
It was a bit of a hard decision as well, there were two providers I use almost equal but one with ethics more aligned to my own without a few rather important functionalities. If they come up with the goods later, I’ll probably migrate again
Today I was a cas contact for the first time, as if COVID isn’t done with us, contrary to what the French government seems to think as they desperately try to get re-elected 🤷♂️
Jarod and Samy have been here for a week now, and today is the first proper lazy day we’ve had. They’re at least settled in now
I’m fed up with the state of the internet now. I just blocked incoming HTTP/S + Gemini ports from my home set-up because yet again bots have taken down my servers. Fuck them and fuck the people who are actively ruining the internet (and Zuckerberg)
Hey @fitbit awesome product you have there! Love how the Ionic can apparently can start fires and the Versa 2 screen just dies 🤩
For anybody wondering the follow up to the CDG problem. No direct way to Paris, had to take a rail replacement, and it took two and a half hours to get home 🤷♂️
In an effort to Europe-ify my web presence I’m trying out an EU CDN provider, it seems to work so there is a possibility I can probably move oh.mg away from CloudFlare to another EU DNS provider
Who can I petition to run this on every screen on a loop in the baggage collection area in CDG with “Bienvenue à Paris” as an overlay
I have had zero problems on the other end of each flight, always some kind of transport that is cheap and easily accessible. But come to Paris and it’s a fucking mission to make it 10km
Keeping in mind that I’ve flown from CDG pretty consistently for the past three months, and I can count on one finger the amount of times I was actually able to use the RER
I fucking can not with La RATP right now. I get back to Paris on Friday after 22h, buses are on strike and the RER B as usual isn’t running because fuck you travaux. I guess I’ll just Rentre Avec (m)Tes Pieds from CDG
So Noctilien, other than the driver deciding not to pick up people randomly and being at Gare de l’Est at the most terrifying time in the morning. It wasn’t so bad
Considering that the RATP app in general is so awful that it some how recommends the absolute worst way to get anywhere, I shouldn’t be surprised by this
Nothing more safe than ditching people at Gare du Nord at 3h du mat to wander around to find a stop that’s actually at Gare de l’Est
Having to take a series of Noctiliens to CDG in a few hours, and RATP tried to send me to a bus stop that no longer exists through their official app 🙄
Cat Related Entry | Redacted Identity by OM.Gay
Playing with Geographical Load Balancing | Redacted Identity by OM.Gay
Seems that the deployment worked pretty well, the response time for visitors in Australia and South Africa has tumbled to a few ms from a few hundred 🎉
It does mean I’ve had to kill of some subdomains that the ssl cert isn’t for, and contain the files within the root directory
Doing it on www.om.gay this time, if it works maybe I’ll do oh.mg too
Because I’m curious, I’m trying geodns to offer up a server closer to the visitor. I have 4 hosting accounts, one ssl cert for the domain, and I’m going to see how this works
If anything we’ve learned in the last few years, we’re all helpless passengers in a car driven by a handful of rich psychopaths
I Should Write | Redacted Identity by OM.Gay
Particularly the PSF site is taxing me a bit, how do you remain funny when reality is a clusterfuck and it’s easy to fly a bit too close to the sun
My posts for a while are going to be erratic at best, so keep with me for the moment. I’m working on a satrical project GOUV.LLC and I need ideas. I’ve base lined it, but brain no brain good
Overnight Kaja’s condition deteriorated and she fell into a coma. The hospital was able to recussiate her, but 3 hours later it happened again. This time she wasn’t able to be brought back.
Kaja passed away at 6h this morning.
This is the photo the ASCII art is based off of, can’t remember exactly when this photo was taken but it was a long time ago
Kaja - Her Current Situation | Redacted Identity by OM.Gay
Hopefully she’ll pull through this at home / with the vet as being alone in a strange place is not an ideal situation for her
Kaja has been getting fluids from the vet, she’s still not drinking on her own though. Random spirts of mobility, if the vet can’t get her past this then she’ll have to be hospitalised
Off the back of my previous post, I’ve put a bit more details in to this journal entry - Kaja
Kaja is in a very bad state right now, the vet did a blood test (and she put a hole in my thumb as he took blood). Diabetes on top of kidney, liver, and pancreatic failure. I’m watching her try to drink water, she’s got the whole bed room to herself now
Kaja is really unwell tonight and is showing no interest in eating, so we have a vet appointment first thing. 2022 is a cunt and it’s doing it to my cat
“Votre compte PayPal est actuellement restreint. Nous vous avons récemment demandé de prendre les mesures nécessaires sur votre compte, et nous n’avons pas reçu de réponse.”
Fun fact PayPal : If you don’t ask me for something, I can’t answer it
It’s late, I found a directory “corp” in my source files for the site, so I created a thing. Meatah Corporation
Today I learned the difference between a blocked pipe and piss poor plumbing by dropping two bottles of drain cleaner to discover the latter
I’m such an idiot. I was thinking I couldn’t make www.oh.mg work because LE on DH wasn’t going to have it without the root domain. WELL GUESS WHO HAS A 5 YEAR CERT FOR OH.MG AND WWW.OH.MG. Whattadick
OH.MG Moves | Redacted Identity by OM.Gay
It’s also nearly 1h, the streets are filled with fireworks and assholes honking. PSG did something apparently
Turns out content was the easy part, now just adding all the redirects is going to be the annoying part
I’ve commenced work, that means that gemini://om.gay is a bit broken until all the updates get applied
It also means I need to install the new version of kiln on the homebox which I’m not excited about, the version isn’t as flex as my old one on the VPS
How I vision this - redirect oh.mg to a hosted website (rather than self hosting the WWW), om.gay becomes the gemini site, gopher / BBS / etc stays where it is. Awful branding but it works.
I think tonight I’m going to do some work on moving everything around, I’m having too many issues with the OH.MG Gemini Server, content is all over the place, not much has changed since November 2020, and the clutter in the backend. Babby jeebus
Rodents are always a possibility, it is Paris after all, but she’s not been like this since we moved in about 6 months ago
She’s storming around quite upset, so not exactly sure what she’s been smelling (probably her litter I threw out today) to drive her this nuts
We were outside for about half an hour before she decided time was up. Still not at all happy about the preventative techniques I used to keep her from invading the neighbours places
I’m sat outside with Kaja at 2h du mat because she is obsessed with being outside and trying to get to the bins
I’ve been doing some house cleaning and started to use my internal usenet server / groups with a bit more vigeur
Finance Crime is Annoying
A couple days ago one of my card details were breached somewhere and it was used to make a 230 000 VND purchase on Play store. I stopped the card so quickly, while Google is still investigating, I managed to prevent the transaction from being claimed.
The moral of this story, get a bank that gives you real time notifications of usage, that can geoblock cards to certain countries, and that you can decide the limits / if it can be used in cash machines. I caught the person testing the card with a small limit (230000VND is about 8€) before ramping it up or trying to score it elsewhere.
This is particularly important if your bank will hold a deposit for card disputes (usually per transaction), and good luck doing that if all your funds are gone three days later when it shows up on the statement.
I’ve got to the stage of being disconnected from Facebook for so long it’s started to email me to try and get me back on. No thanks, I’m good
The Spam Just Won’t Stop | Redacted Identity by OH.MG
Birdsite is going ultra anti-vax, to the point it’s trying to constantly shove me into one of their voice chats. If you think social media is harmless, it’s not. Anything for money
Stompwatch is now my new life, not because I actually care about his life, he just makes it impossible not to hear him as he enters / exits the building
I’m having a real struggle bus trying to keep up the gemini server on OH.MG, I have a feeling it might be having problems with a port sniffing bot and crashing out. I’m giving sourcehut pages a go on another domain and it seems to be alright stability wise
For reference, I’m not anal, if you have a party here and there, whatever. If you have one almost every week, you can get fucked
Understand I never thought I’d be here CALLING THE FUCKING POLICE ABOUT A NIGHTCLUB IN LY COMPLEX, but here we are see - L’histoire de Stompy McStomper | Redacted Identity by OH.MG redacted.id/86a9646d
I live less than 500 metres from a massive police station, and here we are 4 hours in to upstairs' 3rd party of the season until JE NE SAIS QUAND DU MAT FUCKIN BORDEL and none of these fuckers can be bothered to show up
Round 2 of doom scroll replacement, I searched “macintosh” on geminispace.info and got some good content out of it
Adios Facebook | Redacted Identity by OH.MG - I wrote a thing about what I do with my phone, and why doom scrolling is no longer part of it
This is the new setup, hidden some work and financial things, but trying to cut the screen time on some of the web (although I do need to keep Chrome for work)
I’m probably going to write a post to Redacted.ID for this, but tl;dr I’ve deleted a bunch of apps on my phone and moved out Chrome as the browser
I went to boot up my old Macintosh PPC, it seems to be running but these modern monitors won’t display. I could have sworn I got it to work once, but that’ll be a weekend project
Forever Distracted | Redacted Identity by OH.MG - “Drag and drop to cloud providers and have some other external service parse that, meh, fun for a couple minutes at best.”
I hate this part of the night, where I have so many bright ideas but far too tired to put them in to action
The Hell of Dating Apps | Be Gay, Do Crime by OHM.GAY - “The internet sucks boys and there is no way in hell I’m downloading Tinder.”
Inexplicably twitter decided to remove my homepage address from my profile. No warning, just happened
This might be a long shot, but my cat is on a treatment this week which needs her to take a pill. Tonight she’s very much decided she’s no longer tolerating it and I’m struggling to get the thing down her throat. Anybody got tips ?
As I’m working on reorganising everything OH.MG (I wrote about it), I’ve actually managed to really screw up the Gopher server. My concept didn’t play out so well 😅
2021 found another way to be horrible at the very last moment Betty White, veteran actress who starred in The Golden Girls, dies shortly before 100th birthday
Merry Christmas to all!I tell you from heart, not like those chain messages that is only copied and paste without seeing what is being sent.They are the best youth basketball team of all Guadalajara.A hug.Merry Christmas and Happy 2005🌲 ♥
It’s Christmas or something, but here I am installing a potential home email server if I can get the server installed and to use an external drive for storage. If it works, I might switch away from the 35GB I get with ProtonMail to the 550GB I can get on my own hardware
My 2021 in LJ
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The guy upstairs really needs to invest in carpets, or at least not wearing shoes in the house
At minimum not slamming doors
#30DayWritingChallenge - Day 1
I have been doing many things except maybe writing on my journal
The Boredom is Real
Here we are again, a year later, same shit, and a new variant for the lolz. The only thing that’s different is the lack of curfew, well, for now. I’ve been a touch bored on the interwebs, so I re-registered some of my old domains from over 10 years ago. Such joy.
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Is there anybody out there who knows much about leafnode? I’m trying to work out how to get the filter file to work, and remove posts from googlegroups
AWS - The Trash Heap of the Internet #SpaceTwatBezos
I need to figure out how I can do this at the high firewall level, but without having to manually enter thousands of IP ranges by hand
Saturday is clean up day, so I blocked all of Bezos' IP ranges from my Web server. Trash connections from AWS is what it seems to be doing alot
I didn’t believe the yee haw attitude of quarantine protocols in Promethius and Alien Covenant. But Covid happened and it makes sense now
I live in an apartment that is just shy of 30m2 and yet somehow I’ve lost my cat in here. She has this ability to vanish and the intelligence to get away with a murder
Before I go to bed (which I should have done hours ago), I’m considering a mailing list as a comment / discussion medium for redacted.id 👍👎?
The Import Begins Today - Reliving your traumatic youth through publically available blog posts 👍
If you haven’t seen Alf’s Room you should, unless your Japanese is good enough a translation in your browser might be OKish. I really like his style and what he’s created, this is something I’ve been trying to do since the MMN days
I’m Still Awake - more stories from insomnia
Just had to change the SPAM settings on my self-hosted mail servers to treat gmail.com emails more harshly than any other. Because of course, Google is the power house of trash on the internet
I like picking up flags of places I’ve been, but I think on this occasion I may have gone a touch overboard. It’s quite huge
Made some casual changes to OH.MG to drop the images and go full text, it’s droped the overall size of the site to about 21k so not bad. Still got to work out if I want to move the pure HTML site over to a webhost & if so how
It’s been a bit of a wild ride this week, but here I am about to go out just as it’s getting dark in Oslo 😅
I finally got back online, the cause of the outage - an ancient copper cable desperately holding my phone line together aged out and slipped out of the socket
My Freebox seems to be having a bit of a night so it’s questionable if any of the servers are responding properly until they fix it - OH.MG Status
I started the solution to my previous post, I created The Eternal Archive which is in IPFS space. Now to churn everything out to make it live
I need to revisit the project of pulling all my old LiveJournal posts and properly archiving them under OH.MG somewhere
I did not realise that the gemini server had been offline for so long. I’d normally get HetrixTools to watch it but they check every 10 minutes (current one once an hour) and I dunnae think she can handle it cap’ain
Yey I did it (and all the links are broken cos I did it all fixed like)
Trying to work out how I push OH.MG into the IPFS sphere, still barely any idea but I’m getting there
I’ve done it, well most of it, the BBS' domain has been changed to free.mg and next step is to get the static site hosting working (gotta do a ftp server) and kiln to run on a crontab
I need to plan things better, I trigger purchased a domain, set it up, changed my mind, and now I have a better idea what I want to do with it so I have to change everything now🤷♂️
I had to shutdown the BBS server for about 15 minutes, something has started to seize a connection with the modem again
I’ve got to do some work on the BBS over the weekend, some of the mail areas are acting up probably riddled with file locks too. I’ve also got to reset the domain as well from bbs.ec to ix.oh.mg or maybe bbs.oh.mg, not decided
Ô.LU has also been updated, not sure when that’ll go live though
Five weeks later, my ISP got their shit together and I can say that OH.MG is back !
In the sea of bad news, there is good. When I setup the BBS machine in the new flat, the modem started to respond again, if the internet comes back then dial-up service can resume
Every so often I hear about the Drop Bear, today more than once
Pour une raison inconnue @freebox ne semble pas pouvoir se connecter à mon internet. Je vis au milieu de Paris, pas au Mont Everest (@freemobile nous devons parler de votre couverture 4G) #MerciFree
I love it when @free just not tell me shit and I get a surprise 🥰 “Accusé/Réception de la commande de votre ligne validée par Free Optique La commande a été refusée” + “25/09/2021 Le ticket ouvert auprès de l’assistance technique le 08/09/2021 a été fermé.”
Free Saga : cancelled the appointment yesterday afternoon, won’t activate my ADSL line, wall of silence again
I’ve been left without Internet for three weeks, two failed installs, and one again on Friday that’ll probably be another fail 🤷♂️
The part that really got me is when I pushed them to at least get the ADSL switched on, I was told they didn’t want to send 2 sets of technicians
More glorious fun with Free today, they showed up to install then vanished without telling me. Still no internet
Only problem with that is sometimes the sound becomes desynchronised and it’s absolutely weird to watch
I’ve also improvised TV, streaming from a laptop, HDMI cable out, then use bluetooth to connect to my non-responsive Freebox Delta (because lolz étape 2) for sound
Things are much more settled now with the lights on, still running of 4G, but at least I don’t need to worry about my battery dying :D
Oof, so they came to install the fibre to find out what shit fuckery another company pulled to make it “fibre ready”. Spoiler, it’s not
Kaja has been pretty chill about the situation today considering, I’m not exactly pleased though Enedis forgot to give me electric 🙄
will they just fuck off already, especially Les Fucking “Patriotes”
Her tempertantrums are the part of this whole affair I was dreading the most, and I haven’t even got to the point of putting a single thing in a box (let alone her) before crazy spice comes out
Agency forgot we had the état des lieux to do so all postponed to this afternoon. Started to get some of Kaja’s things ready, and holy shit she’s fucking raging. Sat in the corner hissing and taking shots for moving her little bed to the side
The things I’ve just had to do to get internet access tonight is a fucking joke, I’m running on the most hobbled together shit fuckery of a connection, and no jokes I had to tape my phone to the ceiling to get this
At some point in the next 2 weeks I need to take down OH.MG for a couple days as I physically move the servers to a new location
and of course we have Kaja, she gets enraged about me moving things and cleaning up. So I have to move her first in to an empty flat, stay with her for a while to get comfortable with the new place, then start moving things
I found, got accepted by, and will be signing for a new appartement next week. I haven’t physically moved a single thing and I’m already exhausted by this experience
I was really concerned with all the plague parades around that when traffic was stopped and there was chanting, I’d have another wonderful Saturday. Instead, for once, there is a normal protest of Maliens and I’ve missed seeing them in the last few weeks
For the lolz I made Vaovao OH.MG® using a new template with the same content. It’s a fat load, but it looks ok
Of course this doesn’t mean defeat, I’m going to try and strip it down as much as possible and see what happens #yolo
My current site is about 83kb give or take because of some link backs I have to webrings and link sites (remember those)
I want to change the HTML template of OH.MG and I found a good looking one but it’s so meaty. There is about 500kb of CSS and Javascript, like ¿ por que ?
I’ve started using twtxt and it’s a bit nice. oh.mg/twtxt.txt
Lady Kaja is currently sheading because we had a short burst of warm weather, now that it’s cold again she’ll prepare another coat to explode everywhere in the next few days
I can’t even associate it with accidentally watching a random video, all I’ve seen for a few days is 1980s aerobic championships and cat videos
No matter how much I block the channels and tell it I’m not interested, it’ll just find something that more more worse
Yet again Google’s algorithm is trying to seed in far right videos into my YT feed. Normally, it’ll go slow, but this time it’s 0 to Hitler in 3 videos
I’m also possibly going to try and build a version of OH.MG that is able to be run on classic computers meaning dropping some of the CSS and HTTPS. Good thing I don’t use any extras like Javascript (well except for goatcounter)
Looking at flats around my area, it’s a bit of a mixed bag, some really good ones and of course your casual 10m2 box on the 8th floor, no lift, and barely enough height for a dwarf but it’s still some how over 1k€ a month
The Rules of Acquisition an OH.MG essay on doing stupid shit under the influence, now with corrected link !
Facebook seems to have totally locked me out of my own account, and I think this is the moment I was looking for to delete it. They won’t send an SMS for 2FA (which they then blocked me from for “abusive use”). Anybody ever done a GDPR deletion request with these cunts ?
To put it into context, I’ve had to do so many of these tests recently, my friends now use me as their barometer of infection. If I ever get a positive, they know they’re fucked.
Today has been nothing but COVID related, get a PCR test, get the second vaccine, get the paperwork for the above all ready for travel
I’m also not sure who submitted OH.MG to theforest.link but thank you kind person. I saw it in my refers stats, had a look and it’s an amazing site. LOOK AT IT, LOOK AT IT NOW
Crypto seems to still be crashing, I’m still up, so I pulled out my funds and bought two pizzas like a baller (it was a 2-4-1 alright)
I thought I reset my #gemini server since the last down alert I got. Turns out I very much did not and it’s been down for 8 days
Just spent an hour scrubbing two cat fountains only to be thanked by her majesty with a hiss for encroaching her life on my bed
Quite literally every time I post a link on here, these are the immediate visitors to the exact number and location
My last task for the night is pulling off a copy all these posts and uploading them to OH.MG, I know they’re a touch annoying in the timeline (sorry again) but it’s a lot like reading stuff I posted to LiveJournal back in the early 2000s, I get a kind of weird view into my own life “at the time”
For anybody remotely interested in #eurovision at this point, the Press Conference is live
Oh boy there are a bunch of Mastodon instances now synching with mine, and the whole night’s affair is being spewed out in almost real time from 21h #eurovision
LOL France fucked over Switzerland for their 12 points, I hope they take that personally next year #Eurovision
Malta looks pissed, probably should have hit it with 90% more French and it seems they could have hit the top 3 #eurovision
Australia trying to to move into the vacuum created by #brexit, boss move guys, join the song contest, leave as a member of the EU #Eurovision
Did we just forget all the people who won the country competitions for the cancelled ESC 2020 ? #Rude #Eurovision
Wasn’t that some socially distanced fun feat. Flo Rida. Off to the votes and my dirty socks #Eurovision
Last one, I shant be commenting on the voting malarky this year for I have laundry that needs to be done before my neighbours can start calling the police about the sound of the machine
This isn’t exactly my cuppa tea music wise, but #SWE is getting a vote from me this year #Eurovision
An intermission from your friends at OH.MG - A nice recap of all my #Eurovision shit posting to relive all the moments as if you paid attention and didn’t just get drunker and drunker
I don’t know why I like this, maybe the Milli Vanilli fashion, but we like #NED giving it another good go #Eurovision
I’m out of this one, I’ve heard the #NOR song in Norewgian and I really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really don’t like the English version #Eurovision
OH YEAH IT WAS YOU #AZE #Eurovision
Ironically as I pour my Pierrier in my Parisien flat, I send that message out into the void #Eurovision
Usual fayre from #FRA as expected, at least #SUI joined into the Francofest #NotByYourselfAtLeast #Eurovision
Unintentional mic drop from #mda while they’re trying to get Europe to come over and see them #Eurovision
I felt this in 2020 and I’m feeling it again in 2021, if #Eurovision isn’t in Reykjavik next year then we need to have a discussion Europe #ISL
I mean, there are no green screens, but at least it’s not just France being French on their own now #sui #eurovision
Happy clappy trumpety wumpety from the #UK I guess they made a post-Brexit attempt to try and keep in Europe’s favour #Eurovision
I forgot to mention #cyp earlier, but tl;dr it’s what we’d expect if Lady Gaga was born in Nicosia #eurovision
This is about as loco loco as your aunt who has a sip of proscecco once a year at Christmas #srb #eurovision
Sorry to everybody on micro.blog and Mastodon, but Eurovision is gay christmas and this is how we do
Today I’m doing some cleaning up and I realised that it’s been a while since the Guidelines page has been updated, so I fixed somethings. Might also make changes to the general design, considering some new colours, maybe dropping in my mailing list join box.
I’m having some random problems pushing out updates to some of the OH.MG mirror sites, which is of course blocking the batch job to do them all. I’m guessing the sites will eventually be synchronised, but until then weird shit be happenin'
I accidentally stayed up all night playing Fuser and I have no regrets
Investing in OH.MG - There be no bitcoin in these parts
I bought Mario Kart 8 for entertainment, what I got is a lot of hate for every cheating Nintendo character
Je recherche des restaurants qui acceptent Swile, je complète mon panier après avoir soigneusement choisi la nourriture que je veux vraiment maintenant, OH LOL, ils n’acceptent pas Swile. Et répétez dix fois de plus, voici l’expérience @Deliveroo_FR
The Good Old Days of Webrings - Stop feeding the machine
Concerningly, this was the first time I updated my twitter pic in 14 years.
Fourteen. Years. Think about that.
I updated my twitter pic cos ACNH has been the closest to going anywhere for the last year, and thus my life
Go me, I moved k.cymru (and k.mba)’s content over to my beta members page concept, so 90s
For context, she was about to smash down on to my food. Now she’s angry at me, because you know, she was given boundaries
Kaja just jumped down to the desk, and I was screaming at her “I HAVE FOOD LADY, FOOD? I HAVE FOOD LADY”
Crap I forgot to post yesterday, at least I enjoyed my second confinement birthday because this is how we’re going to live now
Ah Amazon, Your Number One Choice for Launching Spam and Vulnerability Attacks 👍
“Because money is money, and fuck you” -Overlord Bezos
members.oh.mg is where one can find the initial deployment
I’m having a little play with hosting static sites for my bbs users, but using only gemini content, a site generator, and FTP. Not really sure how I’m going to do it, but I am.
I’ve got to the point where I’ve run out of content so I’ve cast my net wide to find Stockholmspolisen. I don’t even speak Swedish
I’ve created a script that should now reboot gmnisrv when it crashes out, because you know, easier than fixing the memory problems 😂
I find myself tremendously bored, milked the streaming sites for all their delicious content, Kaja won’t talk to me, I look at my website and want to change, but no idea what to change 😭
I’m having a solid think about hosting the main oh.mg Web site on Storj (Tardigrade). Bringing back the old www subdomain, it’s a lot cheaper now than my existing setup but it does mean using the CloudFlonk proxy
Trying to keep sane - Because confinement is not easy
I also have to continue on with the Norwegian course I paid for to get some kind of routine back in place, I got to try and keep sane until the end of next month where I can (hopefully) get on a train and go to Spain
I might just write a blog post on all of this, but let it be known that I watched a happy film to rebalance my life and finish it off with a bit of pointless boom boom action films to keep some semblance of sanity
Confinement is the gift that literally keeps on delivering a new level of crazy every so often. Meanwhile my neighbours are having yet another party that creates the conditions for more of this.
Like no jokes, I genuinely broke down crying two hours after because this dude wouldn’t go to New York
Interesting lockdown side effect, best to avoid emotional films. Because fuck me, the vivid dreams are one thing, but seriously being depressed by a romance drama all day is another entirely
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This makes more sense in my head BTW, I want to start reducing my domain pool from being all over the place to centralise it under this domain. Not only for my sanity but also to grow my content rather than let it go stale
In for round two of OH.MG weekend, start heaving over all the domains email to a new server and replace the existing email providers using oh.mg subdomains
Well that was fun, pushed an update out on all the hosts, most of the certs work, some don’t, and DNS is all over the shop. Overall oh.mg is still online. I also created a backup site on tardigrade in case I want to serve from there in the future
CloudFlonk OH.MG - For the record, I didn’t want to do it
I also really hope that I imported the zone file correctly, cos in like 48 hours we’re going to make some discoveries
I didn’t exactly want to do it, but I needed to move OH.MG over to CloudFlare for some extra functionality I couldn’t recreate on my own. For the majority of the domain isn’t using the proxy, only 1 maybe 2 subdomains at most
Having a bit of a play with tardigrade.io, not exactly figuring out the SSL cert side of things for their linkshare service, but getting there
I ordered Indian this evening, the restaurant included extra sauce because they thought they went a bit too far with the spice. If anything they didn’t go far enough 🌶️🌶️🌶️ (20/10 will order again)
Last days before more nationwide restrictions and people are out and about behaving like we need more national restrictions. I get it, this sucks, but you’re just making the problem worse
As if I didn’t learn when I moved all my domains over to OH.MG, it’s time to move all their mail over to simplelogin.io so I don’t need to check mailboxes all over the place
Backend Changes (WWW) - I feel a bit dirty
Doing a bunch of things with domains I host content on but not under OH.MG’s file system, having to set up some funny rules to get them to now serve under an oh.mg subdomain. Not sure what I’m going to do with my micro.blog just yet though
In other site management topics, I’m working out if I should move my content off on to SDF’s Meta Array so I can get rid of this spare DreamCompute instance and use my web / gemini space over there as a mirror (kevin.sdf.org needs some love)
I’m half tempted to try hosting OH.MG on Tardigrade, not because I need to, but because it would be cool.
I’ve been staring blankly at OH.MG trying to get the creative juices flowing. What happened in the end is I watched a twitch stream and fell asleep
Seriously @rackspace, as Spamhaus.org says “Tip: Do not put your FBL or abuse@ account behind content-based spam filters. What’s the point of filtering away the evidence you need to clean up your network?”
Receives junk email that came from @rackspace ’s network, forward email, get a bounce back 🙄 Your message was not delivered to one or more recipients.
Recipient(s): abuse@rackspace.com Error: rejected by spam filter
I don’t know what I did, but whatever it was it’s fucked up the Facebook algorithm on me. I just get the same stale posts in my feed all the time, I’m not complaining, it’s the greatest thing ever. Facebook is high level garbage, and this is giving me the reason to ghost it
Doing a bit of house keeping and moving my Nimbus Notes instance from notes.mmn.on.ca to notes.oh.mg. I’m also trying to work out how I’m going to merge whatever else I intend on doing over to the oh.mg domain, mainly including my plume instance
Well I learned something rather interesting today, if my servers can’t contact their Object buckets, it really crashes in a spectacular fashion. Might pump up the cache time out to something rather high
Rachety Rachet - Fuck knows why I went for this title
I love how @FactoryandCo charges 24€ for a cremated creature slab (this couldn’t have been a cow in its existence), a bit of milk, and some cheeseless cheese fries and willingly sends that out the door as a job well done. It was so vile the only the bin could handle it.
Nothing more exciting than Google Pay freaking out and selecting random cards when you tap (ignoring the actual card you chose) to that one bank card you no longer hold physically that has money behind it 🙄
I’m really loving the @invizbox 2 and InvizBox Go with @ProtonVPN, between the InvizBox block list and Proton’s Netshield the amount of trackers and ads blocked is insane. The speed as well is exceptional, using an app on my computer always lagged but I can stream no problems 🙌
Hey @fedex thanks for making me wait at home all day because “you didn’t have my door code”, apparently in 2021 there is no possible way to contact anybody by telephone, if only there was some kind of magical way to call using a small handheld device when not at a phonebox 🤷♂️
I’m probably more vexed by this considering I know how it’s going to go, the driver is going to end their shift put some bullshit about me not being home, while being nowhere near the arrondissement I live in, and then I have to waste another day and slog up to their depot.
The definition of end of day is questionable at best, but clearly 18h was not only the promised time but it’s clearly the end of the day for some people #rude
Well lol, if you can’t make it on time, just change the goal posts : Scheduled delivery: Monday, January 18, 2021 by end of day
Scheduled delivery: Monday, January 18, 2021 by 18:00
Stayed in all day, curfew is about to start, and I’m somewhat vexed that the delivery has still not bothered to show up while I’ve been sat in my flat all day.
I think we can also confirm that yet again my sleeping patterns are back to April 2020 style “time doth not matter”
I also spent about an hour talking myself out of buying a new domain, so at least there is progress in my 2h du mat compulsive purchases. Except that time I bought a load of gopher themed domains, hem, last night at the same time
The lj.gl server needed to reboot for some updates, plus it was going slow as shit so I figured two problems solved here
Fitbit support I find is a bit “have you tried contacting somebody else about a problem that stems from our buggy product?”, practically the Uber way of customer care, wear them down until they give up
Lolz, remembering that time I created acme.lu
When I changed Freeboxes I lost some of my file areas, but thanks to the Internet Archive I was able to recover the Commodore Free mirror. So check it out !
Because I’m a gluton for punishment, I’ve setup a Plume instance on lj.gl
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Drinking with your cat in 2020 is not ideal, when you get a bit down about having no social contact, the response you really don’t need is a hiss and a sharp swat 😅
Incidentally, already holding citizenship with a commonwealth country still gets you better access than these blue passports they produce in Poland by a Dutch company. Because something about taking their whatevers back and freedrrms
I’m not concerned about getting kicked out, but I do have three options available, each one equally as expensive and time consuming. Not one of them includes going anywhere near the UK, and quite frankly I’ll probably renounce my UK citizenship because of this farce if I go via option nationality
Well the clown “got Brexit did” and now it’s time to start figuring out what happens next, and freeing up some / a fuck tonne of cash to stabilise my legal standing in this country. All this for soverentee they already had 🤷♂️
I’ve also been playing with monitisation with Coil, if I can figure out how to hide my BBS’s web front end behind a Coil paywall I would consider opening it back up to the outside web. The amount of money raked in is still pretty small, but it would limit the server to genuine users if anything. Plus it helps a little towards the management of the web server, which is the most time intensive part of running a BBS
In my journey of self hosted email, I kind of forgot that I had wildduck.email running on one of my machines. I went in changed some settings and it seems to be working, I’m not thinking of using it as a prod server though. It’s good, but it’s not a stable release and administering it is a bit hardcore 😅
In related news, trying to decipher Irish official documents from 1926 is a rather interesting affair. These fuckers wrote so stylish it’s totally unreadable, there was no interest in future proofing back in the day
My job requires me to keep up with the COVID situation in the UK, and Holy moley, am I glad I don’t live there. It’s just randomly made up moment by moment by Bojo’s crew.
In other news, I’m about to spend my rent on becoming Irish because of that other shit show BoJo is responsible for
Email Dramas - a tale of a crashing server in slow motion
Did a little distributed hosting of the oh.mg site like I did back in the day with ec.je. This time I have little flag icons, look at me
Redoin' the BBS Login Screen - Awful ANSI screen ahoy
Rebootsy Doodles - 404 This Site is Not Mounted
Lolz both my VMs rebooted this morning, somewhat amusing because I forgot to add the mount to DreamObjects to the boot, so my website was 404 until I reconnected it all up
The File Area / FTP is b0rk3d - The joys of technology #bbs #bbsing #files
I’m starting to get the lockdown vivid dreams again, but since my life is ACNH, YouTube videos, and Netflix they’re really weird. When I say weird, I mean one of them I was having a fling with John Oliver as it was the last video I watched that night 🙃
Looks like I’ve found a shit load of fake Insta accounts that used my domains prior to me registering them, any ideas what to do with these ? How can I tell ? What chaos can be caused ?
Ugh, docker went nuts, Ubuntu stopped having it, and I’m pretty sure my self hosted mail server is kaput
Yay, I did it, oh.mg is serving from it’s individual self hosted servers and using content hosted on DreamObjects on all three protocols!
The great issue crops up with IPv6 since gopher, gemini, and Web will have their own unique IP addresses so that’ll be an interesting game
It’s also worth mentioning that I’m looking at this to try and keep four different physical servers synchronised properly, one of them completely outside my network.
I’m also considering my options to self-host OH.MG on all three protocols, gopher, gemini, and ze web. I think I can do that using my existing infrastructure, but the only problem is opening up HTTP to the outside world. Cos asshole bots.
I’m loving this gemini / html generator, it’s making my life more easy and pushing out a very might weight version of the website I want. It would be nice to be able to automatically generate the content for a gopher server, but I don’t think that’s doable as of yet Journal Post
Sweet baby jésus, I have far too many domains, I realise how many now that I have to redirect them all to oh.mg
I’m so shocked right now, I bought 6 kinder eggs, and when I turned my back somebody broke in to my appartment and stole them. Really ! The crime here is weirdly specific, because there is literally no way I ate them all at once ! Totally impossible !
And while I was there I started to sync the content of my gopher and two gemini servers over to DreamObject in case I screw something up again in the future. It was pure luck I had copied the yes stuff to GitHub earlier
Sweet baby jésus, well I finally did it correctly. My DreamCompute Instance has more than enough space now, I seperated the /home directory to an external volume. Job done all good just waiting for yes.ci new IP addresses to propagate on the interwebs
Ugh, I screwed up the DreamCompute Instance for the new Gemini server. So I had to delete it and restart the process #fml
Speaking of still being awake, the fat one was slinking on the bed frame until she misstep. Dropping claws first right in to what I assume was a kidney
The one over at DreamCompute isn’t meant to replace my home one though, I’m running a separate project on it and seeing how it survives in production
I’ve started another Gemini server on a DreamCompute instance. I have a feeling my stability issues are down to my home based VM not exactly enjoying life
Just downloaded a video game that recreates the festival experience we won’t be able to have until 2029
I’ve spent the past week or so watching Earth Final Conflict and you can certainly tell who was 1990s hot and probably not so 2020 hot.
And the hair, oh my 90s hair.
I’m going to work on that tonight so it’s probably going to have some weird knock on effects on email for a bit to the board
I’ve finally found out how to get mailcow to properly relay mail to bbs.ec without causing all kinds of havok. Next step is figure out how IP filtering works on Freebox and we’re there!
I’m sat here watching a scifi series from the 90s and remembering the good old days when the internet was creative and not consumptive. Seeing as I’m going back to being technically funemployed next week, I should probably invest some time on being creative and not doom scrolling
Has anybody out in the vast cyberspace had any dealings with finding a webhost that can handle an IDN TLD ? The standard Google has not helped much. For reference the name is 雾.香港 😅
Everytime I play Animal Crossing I learn to hate that capitalist trash panda Tom Nook and his shitty family even more
Speaking of not being able to think Biden campaign cancels Texas event after Trump supporters surround bus on interstate
I’m working on a thing but my brains aren’t braining hard enough to make thinks to put up there #hashtagsadface
Urgence sanitaire and urgence attentat at the same time, 2020 the year that needs to slow the fuck down
Tua madre fa una pizza terribile and other interesting things about your mum
State Required Bedtime - I get it, we’re all done with COVID-19
Moved the BBS website to gemini with some HTTP2Gemini voodoo, now mirroring the content over on the gopher server at gopher.is
It’s 45 minutes to state required bed time and I’m far enough from my house to start to panic about the speed of this bus
Long Live ON.GY - a tale of blowing cash for nostalgia
oh and if 2020 wasn’t too much already, terrorism is coming back.
Also today is not my day, left late for lunch, métro was stuck two stations away making me ultra late, I then sprayed coca zéro all over my bed which is now drip drying outside in the cold, and said laundry dripped on my cigarette ruinning my moment
Curfew starts in 38 minutes and I will be thoroughly disappointed if the government don’t indicate it using the sirens 😂
My gemini server decided to crash out today, but it’s back online. Huzzah
If anybody is interested in starting a random meme group (I have loads) on delta.chat with me, ping me a message kc@cd.ax
Literally the best part of 2020 is ordering the Ben Cohen 2021 calendar
Back in BCN The glorious, but short return to BCN
Very much living the mañana experience today, woke up rather early, just chilled a bit, then slowly doing everything I meant to do as needed, might actually do some mañana instead
Little Miss Kaja is storming about on the bed for whatever reason, meanwhile I’ve located some of the old images I used to do weekly back in the day for my personal site (circa 2001)
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I Want to Write Something But I Cant Be Bothered
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Moving LJ.GL a little story about moving a hosting account and the new choice of with (.gl) or without (.co.za) CloudFlare
Things I’m watching many years too late, TekWar
Thank you for coming to my TED Talk, and yes I had the pleasure of wasting my time with one of these fools this evening 🤣
All kinds of fraud are evil, but this type is pretty violent, thankfully most of these scammers are idiots. So don’t release personal info until you’ve met, and think with your brain not your heart until you’ve met and genuinely know the person you’re talking to
For anybody in the LGBTQ+ category, scammers aren’t really up to speed on gay sex, so if your enthusiastic partner to be has fuck all idea how it works, then they’re probably dodge
There are of course many other signs, some that I can share and some that, well, working in AML and Fraud will teach you but I won’t cos that would be insane. But if your chat is sounding a lot like security questions, it’s time to pull out
Top tip for dating scammers : I know French isn’t easy, but try not to forget your sex. Big difference between homme and femme, there is of course the conjugaison clues that’ll sell you out. However, the above is a guarantee 😂
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I’ve done a thing for anybody who wants to self host a gopher / gemini / BBS server but doesn’t want to / can’t register a domain. Check tb.je
A Billion Stairs Climbed a tale of climbing stairs in a château
You really see the difference that confinement and remote work makes on your body when you’re outside for more than 45 minutes 😅
Speaking of random things, having seen a film review on the socials, it reminded me how much of a pain in the ass it is to find the actual film here. You see the version for France will usually carry a completely different English name than the original title 🤷
2020 has been a ball of shit, but if one good thing has come out of it, it’s the fact that SNCF are up to some serious desperate discounts which I’m exploiting until travel is banned again in 2020 v2
Been staring at screens all day trying to muster up a plan to update something. I did not, I did however, watch a bunch of trash films off the streaming services
Fixing Up Errythang - Doing a bit of work on the web for the lelz
New Year, New Journal a blog post on the new version of my blog, run on Logarion
Currently reworking my file areas on the BBS and mirroring them to the Web and Gopher sites. Never have I used symlinks in such fashion
The best part of the weekend, every television station is full of Policiers / Pompiers / n’import qui en Action type programmes. Do I care about illegal ice cream sales in Agde ? Of course not, but they do make it exciting to watch
Part 2 of this is working out how I can get cloudflare or PHP to redirect visitors to the closest geographical server
I made a few changes to my website ec.je by adding a couple of extra mirrors (might as well use all that hosting space in various places), brought back the old school look, and linked a bit more on the Logarion archive rather than making duplicate pages
I have no idea what happened here, but my YouTube feed went from comedic video game plays and low level standup comedy to full on Fox News grade homophobic-racist-trash. Guess another app to delete then.
I’m currently waiting to get my haircut, which usually gives me anxiety at the best of times. Sitting perfectly still, sweating if I get a bad cut but obvs too British to say something, etc is already not my jam. But mid-pandemic, this is a new level
Currently avoiding my adult responsibilities by merging all my Logarion archives in to one big archive
The great thing about living in Europe, is you can do stupid shit like last minute booking a trip to Bruxelles because why the fuck not
#mbaug Blast from the past, Bristol 2012
I finally booked a holiday, going to try my hand at the classic camping and traverse the country in a Nissan LEAF.
What a surprise Uber didn’t delete any of my account details, still can’t contact their DPO, and had to send it to CNIL. If only there was some kind of regulation for this 🤷♂️
Some of the problems with running a home server is things can go down. My mail server dropped off the face of the earth as Lady Furry McBitch tore out the ethernet cable 😅
Window latch problem solved today, I also cleaned out what could be another cat entirely out of the clim so it will now breathe better and chill like it’s got Netflix. I had to chisel out 60 years of paint from the window lock and it’s screws. I’m sure I have lead poisoning ¯_(ツ)_/¯
I’m determined if there is a confinement v2, I shall indeed shave my head. Quarantine hair is annoying me highly
Tonight’s tv / film viewing has been somewhere between that looks nice and meh. Deciding on whether or not spaghetti bolonaise is in my future.
I should really be doing real world things, but here I find myself wrapped up in the digital world and watching the concequences of premarital sex
I have found my job for tomorrow, clean the aircon unit, try to fix the window latch, crawl out of my human nest and be social. Maybe.
Changed the server gopher.is lives on, Geomyidae is going in to hibernation soon. Content obvs not moved, but in the process of getting a gemini server running there too.
I’m doing some work on various things today, re-organising which mail server does what, dropped a www subdomain on gopher.is, maybe adding some more newsgroups, we’ll see…
Trying out mailcow.email on an older server, it’s got some good points but not as easy to pgp encrypt all incoming emails like wildduck.email
Because my email set-up is somewhat complex, the renaming is now done :
- Outbound MTA rly-xa02.mx.mmn.lgbt (US)
- Network Relay airxa03.mail.mmn.lgbt (FR)
- In House Mail Server core-rpx19.mail.mmn.lgbt (FR)
- BBS Machine core-mec03.mmn.lgbt (FR)
I’ve also renamed all my internal machines under the mmn.lgbt domain, and in hindsight I should have probably moved my micro.blog there too (here’s to hoping nobody is requesting the SSL cert for mmn.name right now - sorry !)
It’s pride week, so I re-registered mmn.lgbt and decided to rename the computer the BBS is hosted on. Forever in your email headers :
Received: from core-mec03.mmn.lgbt (core-mec03.mmn.lgbt [192.168.0.20])
Blast from the past, Durand’s CommunityWare, one of the things I used in the 90s for a rather OK online community
Got a leafnode server setup for the BBS, so it can collect it’s usual fayre and to try and link it to a public facing NNTP server. Not really sure what I’m going to do here, but the idea is to have a webboard of kinds.
Just pushing a small change out to mmn.on.ca, so locked the VM entirely between regenerating everything and uploading until the end of time
So of course Uber still refuses to refund the full amount of the missing item and thanks me for my feedback.
Uber just received 1 data deletion request by DM and Email, plus I initiated a charge back with my bank.
Had a little poke around the gopher server, trying to map out how I want to make it better since I’ve not done too many updates. Still have the BBS newsletter to write as well, but my brain she dead.
So Ubereats decided that providing an unacceptable service is fine, and ripping me off for a missing item was OK. This is a story of how to lose a customer over 99 cents and having to deal with a GDPR deletion request, and of course the charge back I’m about to lodge 👍
My birthday it is not, like not even close, and @fitbit has been spamming me in English and in French about some fathers day offer, discounted delivery or something, rather obnoxious. It really is just like a crazy ex filling your mailbox with REMEMBER I’M HERE.
The new mail server seems to be doing the job, stable, and with a little tinkering, is relaying properly via my ISP’s SMTP relays without breaking DKIM
Been trying my hand at installing WildDuck.email server again, seeing as I got a spare server now. Have it half working right now, no inbound smtp for some reason. Like the concept, hate the docs
Install Ubuntu server, encrypt disk because we’re good people, do security updates, all done! Reboot, can’t unlock disk because Ubuntu server can’t figure out the @ symbol on a French keyboard. Cry.
Importing my entire WP instance to Hugo was both a good and bad move. Good because everything is static, bad because some of the posts are now empty even though the MD file has content, and finally because using ./deploy takes forever but this might be the VM limitations
Just woke up, perusing the old interwebs (actually connected to BBOARD on SDF) and I found this Build Your Own Dial-Up ISP - Now With Modem Pool!
It’s friday and you all know what that means ! It’s time for the 48 hour Antarctic Winter Film Fest 2015
I’m glad I did a pull of all my posts from LJ over to a Hugo friendly one. I’m presently uploading them all to mmn.on.ca, and hoping that micro.blog doesn’t go on a 8000 post rampage when I switch back on crossposting 😅
I just did a big old change to mmn.on.ca, I’ve moved the hosting to my main website (thnx mmn.vg for your help) and my micro.blog is now at micro.mmn.on.ca. In theory I got all the redirects alright. No promises
Did not notice all the work I was doing on mmn.vg was getting reposted here. I moved in a lot of spare domains to that site and two of them I already had feeds setup on for the previous things that were there. Oopsies
In the spirit of doing things : Periodic Update - June Edition can also be found via gopher://gopher.is/0/text/announcement.md
This is the problem with doing nice things on the internet, it’s generally full of jerks who want to fuck yo shit up.
Some jackass got ml.gy flagged for malware and only two subdomains were ever flagged for SPAM by FreeDNS. Thanks Google, thanks douchebag SPAM jerks 👍 now just waiting for the site to be reviewed
Reminding me of things to do, I really need to push some stuff on to gopher.is as well. Also, seeing as Madame Rona has settled down, go have a little walk tomorrow
The internet is quite intense in 2020 and I’ve got to do life things today. Already got the cat litter done, shopping next, laundry to come, and after I think working on the BBS
I’ve surfaced from a long week in a Jira bubble, it’s wonderful, yet such an arse ache to get it rolling 😅
Ugh can’t sleep, so many ideas. I’m stepping up my game here, the official greeting to the ACME phone number (it’s real, the people who answer are real, and any name you see on the site you can ask for - try Fletcher Johnstone) MP3
I wish to prove my own point here, as the story was in fact written by Niklas and any coincidental space without a suit related incidents involving a Nikolas are purely hearsay
Writing fictional corporate propaganda whilst tired was a lot more difficult than I expected. I fear Nikolas might accidently find himself out an airlock. Pesky technical issues and all that Plutonian Parliamentary debate degrades into chaos
Just when you thought I was done writing garbage on the internet, boum, I present The ACME Omnipresent Interstellar Corporate Conglomeration
I got bored, so I created a fake multinational enterprise. I’m proud of my work here acme.lu
Oh lol the relay mx server hasn’t been responding for some time now. Good thing bbs.ec hasn’t sent an email out for a while 😅
How did I not know this was happening ?!
I’m trying to Hugo a version of my journal that I exported from WordPress. See if I can get me some static versions of this site, just in case. So far I think I locked the VM with all the posts. Oopsies
Micro Challenge 7/7 - Barrio Gótico, Barcelona (Catalunya) 📷🌈 #mbmay
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Since I made uldl.org pretty much what it needed to be I’ve done a couple things, not really sure where I’m going with any of them to be fair. I brought ao.tc over to micro.blog, and I’m trying to get a functional version of Hugo self hosted on my Freebox for whatever reason I’m about to discover.
Found my old old old website in the web archive and it is so late 90s realness 😅
Micro Challenge 6/7 - El Poblenou, Barcelona (Catalunya) 📷🌈 #mbmay
Micro Challenge 5/7 - Mairie de Dhuizon (41) 🇫🇷 📷🌈 #mbmay
If you don’t believe me that basically the only people to use the +1 number space are robots, here is one of the many numbers that called me. There is also this rubbish too, I get a lot of those.
Some of the more interesting things I’ve done today is get Nomorobo setup on my voice 416 number, fix up my Google Voice 312 number, and try to fix the spambot hell that is my 844 and 877 numbers. Jésus, North American phone numbers are just violent
Micro Challenge 4/7 - Château de Chambord 🇫🇷 📷🌈 #mbmay
Micro Challenge 3/7 - Kick back to 2017 (Paris 2ème) 🇫🇷 📷🌈 #mbmay
Micro Challenge 2/7 - Oslo (again) 🇳🇴 📷🌈 #mbmay
Her second outdoor ban (heat cycle) has been lifted, and already she’s looking to start shit with the local wildlife
Of course the teryaki sauce that wasn’t cheap would do a spectacular swan dive from the top shelf. I really don’t want to have to go to the shop again tomorrow on the basis this fucked up my meal
Trying to plan my post lockdown trip, obviously can’t book anything right now since everything is up in the air still. Maybe June, maybe July, but it’ll be nice to visit everybody and get out in to the middle of the pretty parts of France for a while
Trying to work out if I can head down south next month, I need to escape Paris to the middle of nowhere for a bit but requires the 100km limit to be lifted, and for hotels to be open mid route cos Imma go drive an electric car 🔌🚗
Little lady got her outdoor fountain, and privlidges to be outside again after the incident. She seems to be enjoying herself, unaware that she has another toy coming soon
Had a cheeky smoke out front of the building, completely dead in the middle of Paris at 1h in the morning. Positive, the Eiffel Tower was randomly sparkling (without it’s other lights)
I love seeing apps jack up their prices for European markets. Oh it’s 8 dollars, awesome, mais non it’s 10 euros
I’ve got to keep clear of the Facebooks and Twitters. The comments are literally making me depressed. Fun fact : Micro.blog cross posts to my Twitter account, so technically I’m not using it now 🖕
Oh boy www.nbcnews.com/politics/…
Adventures in quarantine sleeping : I got a warning from my fitbit for not sleeping at all for a day.
Good news though, my patterns reset and now I’ve been up since 4h 🙄
👋@netflix what’s the chance we could kill the “are you still here?” thing for a while. It’s safe to say, we’re all still here, eyes on screens 😅
I had to have an hour long negotiation with Kaja today, a neighbouring cat came near her space, so she launched a full on war. Had to get her from their yard, only to find she managed to rip two claws out in the process of whatever she was doing. She’s currently sleeping it off
Anybody have any idea how to get rid of ants without poison? My cat garden has ants living somewhere in it, and I need the fuckers gone without killing the cat in the process 🐜
I’ve been in a mega reading trance over the past 24 hours, and now I’m sad. I’ve really got in to The Murderbot Diaries which I blitzed through, and the next book isn’t available until 05/05. 📚
My morning routine :
- Téléachat
- Kids shows
- Téléachat
- Kids shows
- Téléachat
- Replay of documentary when we could all be outside
- Téléachat
Finally things are up, working, and looking good ! I announce my new centralised, and streamlined portal thingy uldl.org
The biggest move is obviously my site lj.gl right now, seems to be successful but I’ve had to ask Jetpack to move the plan. That’s where I’m held up. Also, never change a WordPress URL, it fucks up everything. Having to re-upload things to the main site, change image names, etc
Finally after many hours, I’m pulling together a single Wordpress install for everything. I’m trying to import lj.gl in to this WP Multisite, and boy is it not having any of it
Le sigh, I found a great .com domain on backorder but it seems fate is not having any of it BACKORDER_FAILED x10
No matter what anybody says, taking apart your air conditioner is a terrible idea, even to clean it. Sure it is running at top performance, but at what cost ? The cost of sliced fingers, and many “putain” shouted I tell you !
Lockdown waiting is the hardest thing ever, something happening at 4h you want to watch ? Tough, it’ll be the longest wait in the history of man. God knows it’s still March 2039762876th
I lit up Miss Kaja’s garden for the night (and had to buy more candles to do so), so of course she decided that she’d rather just nip inside and bury herself into my bed
I never thought this cuerentena would bring us to stop speaking moistly but it has, and there is a video :D
Certainly this is one way to get out of the monotony of la cuerentena www.buzzfeednews.com/article/o…
In the spirit of spring cleaning, I’m securing my domains further. I started with mmn.on.ca by enforcing the DMARC policy to reject anything that fails the check.
I also gave Miss Katze another candle for her night garden, but it seems she’d rather camp out on my bed instead…
I got up to a few things today, I managed to get back a domain from when I was much younger, I put another on to write.as for whatever reason, and that’s about it. This cuerentena is getting a bit of hard work now. Hashtag bored.
Came up for a bit of breath since my Kindle arrived today, I’ve so far got through two books in this evening. Granted one of them I paused a bit since I was reading it on my phone, but the second an impressive go.
I managed to get an order in to KFC before it vanished back off of Uber Eats into the ether. It felt like the normal days.
J’ai lu 78% de ce livre et je pense que vous pourriez l’apprécier : “Every Grain of Sand: a memoir (English Edition)” écrit par David Wichman, Heather Ebert.
Commencez à le lire gratuitement : amzn.eu/5O6PRA4 📖
Currently reading: Every Grain of Sand: a memoir by David P Wichman 📚
Miss Kaja’s been chilling in the sun bbs.yt/album/cat…
This cuerentena got me buying a Kindle
I was having an issue logging into one of my web apps, I cleared my cache, killed all my cookies, deleted all my history, nada. I then rebooted the server it’s hosted on, turns out I probably should have done that first 😬
When I went out earlier on my Tabac hunt, there were a surprising amount of people out and about. Here I am locked up for days at a time because I’m not a total idiot, and there are about a hundred people knocking about outside missing the point.
The longer everybody does this, the longer this goes on….
Avec plus des #hashtags : Cher Twittosphère, j’ai appelé de nombreux #tabacs dans la quartier et aucun ne répond, quelqu’un connaît-il un #tabac ouvert près de #Duroc (#Paris 6) par hasard ? Merci !
Cher Twittosphère, J’ai appelé de nombreux tabacs dans la quartier et aucun ne répond, quelqu’un connaît-il un tabac ouvert près de #Duroc (Paris 6) par hasard ? Merci !
Now connecting to all the WP instances I run to update each bloody one before I get a tonne of emails about outdated software on my accounts
Sitting in bed listening to the radio while on my laptop, literally it’s like being in the 90s but with better sound (and a laptop).
Living vicariously though that time before the lockdown, I got around to uploading some of the pix from Oslo www.bbs.yt/album/osl…
I’ve got to the point of listening to literally every reggaeton playlist on spotify. Sorry not sorry neighbours.
I restarted my Palace Server because I’ve run out of things to do in the homestead.
The only good thing about corona is literally every thirst trap on Instagram have gone in to overdrive, since there is fuck all else to do
This week has been interesting (hashtag 😷 hashtag 💩) I’ll do a real post later, but anyways, the BBS computer crashed and it got rebooted this morning, as I’m not at home this isn’t as simple as it should be.
Although now I have to write a letter using a form (as if we’re not in 2020) to try and demand my 15€ back I had to spend on the most god awful WiFi pass from Orange
Considering my appointment this morning for the fixing of my fibre was at 8h to 10h, I’m quite surprised when my Freebox came back to life at 7h40!
My BBS and gopher.is are down right now because my fibre doesn’t seem to be working since earlier today 😒
Steam is a load of shite, got a text that somebody is trying to login as me. So I go an change the password, except, I can’t as their basic ass system refuses to accept any password what so ever. OK, contact support. Lol you can’t, have to login, lol I can’t as we go back to stage password again.
Thank god I never gave these people any of my cards
If you didn’t already need a reason to move off your big social media platforms, you may have another now. Head on over to Mastodon (and yes, I realise that this is xposted to said social media platform)
I’ll need to take down the BBS at some point this weekend for half an hour, it’s file lock time and gotta go fix all that ¯_(ツ)_/¯
Getting back in to some text based realness, found myself down the rabbit hole of articles, services, and software that existed back in the day. 1/2
2/2 It got me remembering about some of my setups back in the day, living on St Claire Avenue and running mmn.on.ca on Quid Pro Quo from my PowerPC
Spending a little time with the angry one, she’s insisted that I pet her whilst demanding that I leave her alone for she is tired.
I think my #BBS is having some issues with file locks again, I just had to restart it. So BBS.ec will be down for a couple minutes…
I’ve left the window open all day, but as I’m preparing for bed, suddenly she’s all like “gonna live outside now BRB”. Thanks cat
I decided to start a phlog on gopher.is, I also upload the writings to the Web using Markdown. Not really sure if this’ll be a thing I do regularly, but I’ll try.
I really need to work a bit more on gopher.is but I’m not too sure what I should be doing there … 🦝 (because there is no gopher emoji, you get a raccoon)
One thing I like about the retro computing days is that anybody could learn code on those things, from simple to complex. Doesn’t seem to be as easy now days (but I could also be wrong)
Giving MarsEdit a Try
I found out about MarsEdit from micro.blog (which you’ll also find a Twitter-esque style micro blog at mmn.on.ca), so I’m literally just testing if it works.
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Welcome back to Paris, trains stop from the airport early unannounced. Two left, one cancelled, just got the last one ✌️😑😬
After many many hours and some old chap trying to tap the electricity out of the wires himself, WE FINALLY HAVE ELECTRIC AGAIN. Viva la electrico ⚡
We’re currently sat in 1850 without power, which is appearently a regular occurrence in 2020 Barcelona. 🤔😅
LJ 20th anniversary
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I found that Canal Séries has Season 1-3 of Versailles, not entirely sure if this is a TV show or very old school porn…
So just cleaning out Kaja’s water bowl and changing the filter
I empty out the water in to the bin, throw the old filter in the sink 🤷♂
Little update about why my WordPress is going a tiny bit slow : eu.sb/peanut-bu… #BestTitleEver
I’ve got Miss Kaja à random sélection of treats, which in theory is great but in practice, it’s more like what her majesty is prepared to try. She is picky.
In a world full of bad news, there is finally some good bbc.in/30F2UPx
After sending in my letter August 2018, having my appointment September 2019, today January 2020 I received my exchanged French driving licence. Literally to the day my recpice expired, who says the system doesn’t work 😂
I set up (finally) an uptime page for the servers I got running - status.ec.je
Obviously it’s late here in Paris (01h19) so this isn’t a right now thing, but I am going to try and get a PLATO server running on my VM.
Looks cool, had a poke and still trying to figure out the user side before administrating one.
Miss Kaja is currently in the most rancid of moods, turns out keeping her up all day was counter productive. She’s very awake and not at all happy to be so
The tiny angry one is giving me evils from the bed.
It looks like I’ll be sleeping standing up then 🤷♂️
If you haven’t heard Syphus, then you ain’t lived syphus.bandcamp.com 🎵
I am also fully aware mmn.on.ca is uncontactable for the moment, it’s moving over to micro.blog but the SSL cert hasn’t yet been issued (and I got HSTS switched on). It’ll brb when it’s ready.
Finished reading: Brown Girl in the Ring by Nalo Hopkinson 📚
Want to read: Sot.com by Wille Kuutti 📚
I’m currently disturbing Miss Katze’s plans today, it turns out that even though her special gift is waking me up all night, when the tables are turned, it very much displeases madame.
Sorry not sorry you furry bastard.
The 80s Was Awesome
Literally this photo has been bumping around all my feeds recently.
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Oknt fel Ett oknt fel intrffade
unsplash-logoMarkus Spiske
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mmn post more and you will find more subscribers
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I always forget the title
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Oh mer gherd
But I promise that I will find a way to get it back over to DreamObjects, cos you’ll always be me Joolie DreamHost.
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Finally a use for aotc
1 bought a short domain some time ago, it is ao.tc. I had some issues trying to work out where it was to fit in with what I already have running, since ec.je is now here on LiveJournal, and cw.nf is the hosting domain.
I’ve been recently pulling apart what is allocated to my business side of MMN and what is my personal hobby side. In the move, I recovered my long time email address, but lost the website to the business side (equally my ec.je email address is full on business now).
I then took the BBS away from being on the business, so this is back to being a personal venture. Doing that I managed to put in to use another domain, mmn.cx, that should have been a business project but never was. So that part all fit in.
But I could never fully place ao.tc, until today. I’ve made it in to a portal site, with my personal sites and such in there. It makes sense, I have a lot of little side projects all over the place.with their own domains, like retrowa.re (ao.tc/retroware) for example.
I’m trying to also drop my data foot print in bigger companies, such as Creepy Googles, so it’ll be the place I’ll pop my photo hosting site too. On a side note, my personal email is now self hosted, encrypted and self managed.
I’ve also brought back the old MMN design that was lost in the business site changes, it’s kind of like having an old friend back.
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Back to the good old days
So I made a strange post a couple days ago, if you haven’t guessed it was a test :D
I have come back to my hobby BBS, getting it all back and running online. It’s now available at www.mmn.cx.
With this I have moved my emails and such back here, I’ve also created a way I can update this journal via the system. It’s rather nice being able to do things text only again. With too many clients and crappy social networks, it was a bit of a moment to disengage them.
Now the interface is very much working on any platform, it’s all ANSI, text works everywhere with out much problem.
I’m quite proud of the technicalities behind getting this system back online, I don’t have an appropriate PC at home that I can use. So until I manage to buy one, make sure it all runs smoothly and actually have a place I can put it in my appartment, the BBS is using the Google Cloud.
Google in their wisdom decided that they don’t want email going out port 25, so I’ve also learned how to create an internal network on their platform and set up a basic Postfix server to throw the emails off their network and on to a SMTP relay service.
I’m not kidding when I say that I was up until 5h in the morning trying to work all this out without going fully nuts.
But it works now and I’ve now got half the skills to set up my own mail server to start dishing out emails (currently stuck with OpenDKIM not signing).
I emailed pretty much everybody with my email address, although my original domain mmn.on.ca is now in the hands of all my business side of things (web hosting, domains, etc) I have my email address there forwarding to my BBS email address.
Just don’t be surprised if you see a reply from an @mmn.cx email address.
It’s also worth noting that since no agreement between me and mmn.ab.ca could have ever been a thing, it’s not possible to register mmn.ca at all. So when mmn.cx happened to be in my portfolio of over registering, it seemed like a good compromise.
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Bordeaux The Long Way
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I was going to write something
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Miss Kajas Day Out
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What be new
While I realise it has been a while since I last posted on my forever blog, I as usual am quite busy these days.
But having bought a laptop for work, I can’t really use it for personal reasons, therefore while I was shopping in the high end tech market that is E.Leclerc, I found a rather cheap notebook that I can keep with myself. Further to this, having smashed my previous phone and replaced it. I now have a wifi hotspot I can use without having to faff about with contracts and crap like that.
I guess this is a win, or not, depending on how you look at these things.
Kaja is doing well, as per usual, she’s just coming off heat, so is in a miserable mood. She’s started hissing at me for no reason, which is rich for a creature that was screaming down the house so all the boys come to her yard at all hours.
I currently have this massive cold of doom that is really breaking my balls in half, since it completely blocks off my ability to breathe during the night, one can imagine that my sleeping habits are somewhat feck up as a result. So I have basically gone from screaming cat to not sleeping anyways. Classic.
I have also finally improved my phone system, somewhat, still doing some playing around to finalise the best fit for me, but at least I have done away with some IVRs that didn’t need to be on some numbers, fixed up the queuing sequence and a few other things.
I’ve also now been able to pull some reports from the phone system and also work out the billing codes too. Which is good.
What else can I really update everybody with, not that much really, I spend most of my time on trains for the moment. I may also be going to Italy for the first time in a couple months, figured I would head down to the south and since I’ll be down there Italy is kind of not that far from Nice, non ? I think it is a good idea and obviously I will have to get my Italian going.
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Sometimes you just got to blog it
Considering that I have zero battery in my Nintendo 3DS, I decided to take this opportunity of a train ride to blog about things.
The last entry was about trains (lolz) and before that CRM, because I am that cool. Incidental side note, I did miss the same train that I did yesterday, but this time because it didn’t have a front sign and wasn’t on the screens. One would think this is a personal battle of wills right now.
But moving on, I’ve had quite a busy few weeks, I reorganised the phone system on MMN, added a new telephone number in Montréal. How it works now, is instead of taking extra time with a language IVR, the Toronto number is in English and the Montréal number is in French. For French / English service in these areas, just call the toll free number. Winner.
I’ve also cleaned up parts of the website, working on Wordpress to make the site run faster as it can be a tiny bit slow, even with Cloudflare CDN. I’ve also had a chance to try Yandex Mail through the cw.nf email addresses, as they’re now hosted via the CRM. It’s not too bad, although there are some issues with sending to some domains. So good that the main accounts still run through G Suite.
I do also need to keep an eye on the BBS modem line, as the computer running that is struggling with life in general, and will lock up randomly. Which I’m fairly sure it did again this morning, the BBS server also hilariously restarted itself, which I didn’t pick up until last night. So it’s back up now.
I’m trying to also investigate a way that I can keep ec.je from redirecting to my LJ address, because SEO. I’ve seen that it is possible, I’m not totally sure how though. Perhaps I may just contact the LJ.
I was also very smart about renewals on both cw.nf and ec.je, as they are pretty expensive to do and knowing full well that I’ll regret not doing it earlier, I took the bite at Christmas pay / invoice time. I’m not feeling it now, but it’s better than being slammed for the next two months. Plus this gives me the opportunity to renew mmn.on.ca, mrman.net, mrman.ca and mmni.ca for three or four years each.
I’m trying to think what other news that I have, other than Kaja being a complete miserable bitch, although she did have weaponised poo in front of the door this morning, then decided to start licking up the bleach I put down. If you haven’t guessed, she was totally savage when I stopped her. Girl has some problems.
Anyways, since I can’t think of much else, I’ll save this entry and post it on later as I have zero WiFi now. Have a good day and all that.
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2 minutes mais non 13 lol
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New CRM
So having found a new CRM and really testing it out, I've been madly bringing everything across from EspoCRM.
Granted it's a paid for product, but considering my invoicing level is at the stage where I should really be investing in the business and making an effort at marketing, client management and the like. The good thing so far is the intigration in to the phone system, right now, not so much of a problem, but if things pick up then I'll be able to get a few people involved. Which is good since the phone system will try and connect a contact to their account manager.
It's fully online so I don't need to get physical phones involved and it even works via browser, so I can really do things from anywhere.
Since my laptop is not having life though, I'm getting one of my old PCs to be a dedicated work unit, to make things a bit simplier and better.
I've also brought across my work email domain cw.nf to Yandex Mail, which is intigrated with the CRM. It's a bit different, but everything is going well for the moment. Basically this is my saturday night, I'm getting old, clearly.
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Shameless Promotion
Having somewhat over booked myself today, and unable to get back to sleep, I decided that I should put a bit more effort in to my advertising. At the moment it is quite, figure it out myself and hope I don’t break things. But it seems to be working out.
After checking the pricing promos, I decided to highlight two of them on my main website. My days as a copyrighter and perhaps even an eMarketing Guru are more than likely, not looking too great, I did actually put some effort in to it. Whether or not this volley will gain some views, I’m not sure, but at least I’m starting to build things up.
After my bout in Guerilla Marketing™, I moved in to familiar territory with adding codification down in to my CRM and setting up client profiles to start moving towards sending my first email newsletter. A well thought out one at that.
This should keep me productive for the coming months, which is great as I’ve received two tax bills at once, both due at the end of the month ¯_(ツ)_/¯.
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Changes to Reverse DNS and Server Names
Nothing I do enjoy more on a Sunday is to get my DNS on. More so this weekend, when I originally registered ec.je*, I wanted it to be my main domain for everything. Not so much front end, but back end.
Since I’ve not really had a lot of time to deal with anything lately, it has taken some time to get in on cleaning up my horrendous zone files and get the rDNS going to the correct place. Finally I have and it’s wünderbar !
I’ve had the opportunity to finally rename most of my servers under the ec.je domain, anything that exchanges mail it going under a .mx.ec.je, anything that is a proper fixed mail server is under .mail.ec.je and at that point I got lost. You see I have non mail servers, web servers, or strange servers that do mysterious things. Do I put these under .srv.ec.je, do I think of something more, epic, like .web.ec.je ? illuminati.ec.je ? I’m looking for suggestions and I could think that anybody here on the LiveJournal could really give me an idea.
I’m totally open to suggestions here, just let I know in the comments, and potentially you could be forever engraved in to the ec.je zone file.
- I also registered cw.nf, but that is for free web hosting.
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Is anybody still on using LiveJournal here Im moving back there since me and Wordpress have
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When in doubt change about
I’m having a crisis of identity on the interwebs and I’m finding it hard to fix up one prefered portal for my endless typing. Then I realised that I have an email address and blogs that accept email posts!
[image: Amazing.png] With this in mind I can write freely to my everywhere online life and rest assured that somewhere nobody is reading my nonsense. Which is true, as let’s face it blogs aren’t as they used to be, before hand we could write any old nonsense and in the internet of early years people would read it.
Now, they’ve turned in to some kind of Personal Brand Image**TM where you generally post crazy anti-vax stuff and crunchy parenting crap. The faux lifestyle we want to appear to have is stuck in the world of Facebook, Instagram and other social-less medias.
Don’t get me wrong, there are people with talent running blogs out there, but as with anything the originality of somebody writting their day to day life has gone away. Even my beloved LiveJournal is turning in to Professional Blogger Town and the old users are runing away, my friends feed is now missing people I’ve read about for some time and to be fair, my absence has also be to blame.
We’ve got so caught up in Facebook now days that it is the 2016 version of AOL, the only gateway to the internet people had. Captive, weird and consuming.
Having not been able to properly sit down and reflect on the things that I worked on until today, it gives me a better insight to why I do them, mainly for myself. Because considering some of my web sites analytics, let’s face it, just shows I’m the one I’m aiming to please. Which in retrospect seems to be a bit lonely in the vastness that is our interconnected networks.
But I digress in to some kind of political view on the world at large. Basically what I’m trying to achieve is somewhere that I used to have to write what I did in a day to remember those times. Reading back at some of my old LiveJournal <mmn.livejournal.com> posts gives me an insight in to my own life. And with blogging platforms shutting down at an alarming rate, I guess this is what propells me to post to 5 blogs at once.
My words right now may be a bit lame, but to be fair I write them for tomorrow to reflect on where I’ve been and where I’m going. And I guess in some sense, I’m keeping the electronic version of a diary and less a blog.
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Le prsident dsign Donald Trump est officiellement lu
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The state of pure evil This was after she bit my hand
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Poses pas des questions et pars toute de suite sale humain viedeschats chatensac
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Ive spoken English for about a week and theyve finally done it sacrifices
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Hiding in the bag still like you cant see me so pack me too
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There will be so much blood they wont even know where to start looking for you human
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Marine Le Penn
This is my new favourite picture of the epic bitch that is Marine Le Penn. I might make it my new phone background. Taken from Les Guignols.
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And here is her miserable chops when I edged her back in
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Miss Hiss is not happy that she is banned from outdoors on a count of her heat cycle Here is one of
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When youre tired but you just dont want to admit it to yourself
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YOU ARE NOT WELCOME TO PARTAKE IN MY MOMENT OF ENTERTAINMENT
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What Has Been Occurring
Sorry about that folks, so here is the run down.
There was a rather large manif on the 14 june over the loi travail being forced in to play by the government using the article 49.3 to force through an unpopular modification to the law. Basically no syndicate agrees to it and it's got people pretty heated up as expected.
But then there are the casseurs who join in to protests like this and just destroy shit. This was no exception and I woke up with lacrymogène in my room from where the police were having a bit of a gas and projectile volley with the casseurs.
Not really what I was expecting to wake up to on that day and it nearly made me late for work. There are a few photos I took of the protest from my gates and the aftermath.
The next event was pretty much life as usual, but I ended up coming down with some kind of god awful virus and to further get in my way of being able to leave my apartment, I had an allergic reaction to my washing powder. So here I am with the ritualistic vomits and covered in a rash head to toe. I can't say that was the best time of my life, but we all have to deal as we go.
I'm also now on the job hunt as I need something more stable and less night based. My sleeping patterns can't take this any more, if I want to be up during the day I need to either not sleep the day before, disco nap or go full nuit blanche in to the following morning. And that is being far too troublesome to be healthy or allowing me to fully function as a human being.
This is why I have a particular urgency to rectify my sleeping needs, because try being in an interview when there is no functional language working in your head and baggage under your eye balls, it's not a recette pour succès as they say.
I still also have Madame K in the house, she's flying in and out of heat and her peak horny is between 2h-6am, so I am on the hunt for catnip so I can get her high as balls and to chill the hell down for at least one night of uninterupted sleep. Because she spends all her time screaming her little face off to get some kinky time with any cat in the area, she ends up sleeping all day to then keep me up all night.
As for today, you probably guessed I'm playing the 'how long can I stay awake before I have to nap or can I continue my day as a zombie' game. I'm not too sure of the success of this as I can't find enough to keep me occupied on television until I crash out. Sigh.
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Oh I woke you up Touch me NOW FUCK OFF Quite literally what just happened
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Shes staring evils at me from my own bed idontknowwhatshesplanning
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Libert galit lacrymogne
There were a group of people hiding themselves in the lobby area of my building, each time they opened the door a flood of CS gas came wafting through the halls and sat there for a while, most of the buildings occupants decided against leaving their appartments or were not around when it kicked off as it was a good two or three hours before you could move out of the building, let alone get off boulevard du Montparnasse to get anywhere else as the Gendarmes had blocked off all the side streets.
When I managed to leave for work it was a pretty odd experience as when I got through the police blockades Paris was still moving on with the adjacent street quiet and with terasses open as if nothing was going down only metres from them.
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Yes pet me more this I like its very nice LIKE THE SWEET TASTE OF YOUR BLOOD AND FLESH catthin
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Pute Chouffe quest en train de regarder des boobies badass
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lifewithcat no matter how many times I try to get a photo of her miaow talking to birds she just t
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Little bitch ran out of the apartment at 3h then cat screamed as I returned her back So obviously s
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Paint me like one of your French girls Or I will cut your shit up so bad you wont realise I pooped
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Party animal is trashed from her day of flinging cat litter everywhere
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Obviously IKEA Carpet squares make for a vague level of carpeting
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New Year new style in the flat It always needed more colours
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Joyeuse Ftes Bitches
Please find attached generic festivities greeting.
Kind regards,
Customer Services Services Clients
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Finally got my shit together enough to rearrange my space to be usable and useful mondayisntsoshit
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Goussainville vieux village
After searching some of the sites available most like this one contain amazing photos but lacking in actual directions, I decided to go there and figure it out. As the train rolled in and still not knowing where we were to be headed off to, I saw a beacon of hope - Délices d'asie - an all you can eat buffet with a decent midi price of 11€50.
A helpful and delicious excursion to Google more and four plates later and I found it, we needed to find rue Brulée and a quick walk down D47 got us there in no time.
Although most of the village is abandoned not all of it is, which kind of gives it a weird feel a dead zone with life. And there is the constant reminder of why people left, the constant noise of planes flying low and overhead. Which can get a touch iritating after a while.
It's a great place for a few good photos and to wander around in a demi-post apocalyptic senario. And here are the photos hosted at LiveJournal.
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Good bye functioning skeletal system Its been grate having you
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The neighbourhood kids are clearly in to witchcraft not
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Bitches be like Friday Niiiiight SlutFace ViableCockFound BetterWithChampagne bespokeparis
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Ive woken up early enough to make an effort at life Perhaps far too much V neck though which you
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Who needs a gym membership when you can lift these bro beerissoheavy
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Just so errbody be knowin Ive all grown up again shamelessselfpromition wheresthebirthdaypizzaa
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Pass dcompos
Finally an update out of my new Montparnasse HQ, after all that has gone on in the past year this it’s strange to think that two years ago from yesterday I started the move to Paris.
Having officially lived here for a year and six months (a year and seven months if you include when I was staying here for the month of may 2013), it’s been a bizarre experience. My french has improved and declined and improved again, I’ve lived on each end of the city and some, had the pleasure of battling the french paperwork system, encounters with the ever so helpful Police Nationale, the billion and one things needed to rent an appartement and the hilarity of the french medical system (hope you don’t need to stay monsieur, it will cost 1.300€ a night! and my personal favourite so why are you here? the doctor asked as blood flowed down my face). But you know what? I would not have it any other way.
There have certainly been highs and lows, but all I need to do is step out of my front door to realise what I have here.
Having had the opportunity to grow up in one country, live in another and finally settle down here in France I can’t really say my life hasn’t been interesting; once it comes time to end my life long adventure on this great spinning ball in the deep void of space (because both impôts and death are a certainty, unless you have a good accountant then it’s only the latter).
On this time of reflection (my birthday) I take the moment to sit back and accept the previous year and the achievement of some how making it out alive from my early to teenage years with only moderate neurosis. And let’s be honest, no self identified adult is entirely sure how they made it past eighteen.
It’s also bizarre to think that I’ve had my ongoing project for nineteen years, which is the same amount of time I lived on the otherside of this planet in Canada. With the second being learning life the hard way in the UK for twelve years after that.
Being thirty-two (and seemingly being seen as twenty-five by my french counterparts – how I love you so France) is an awkward experience, social norms tell me I should have some kind of luxurious appartement, have a few small humans running around and be married to my boyfriend/husband (come on, I can’t fulfill all your wants society) of 17 who I met in high school. Has that all happened, no not really, do I care? Not all all, because I’M IN PARIS SUCKAS AND IT’S MAH BERFDAY YO.
The moral of this story, I end up writing a jumbled mess of thoughts on to a journal that has been active for fifteen years and post images of hot dudes for no relevant reason. Take that internets!
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Rapido Stupido dans le Jardin du Luxembourg pour le premier fois
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Somebody just got herself a ticket to Pizzatown and Bakingville Auchan Oven AllTheThings
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Getting hit by cars is clearly my forte
Rather hilariously two nights ago, I was thumped off my bike by a woman at a cycle/pedestrian crossing.
Appearently, she was looking in the other direction. However, managed to plant me square centre whilst accelerating.
Right now, this poorly timed incident is just one more shitty circumstance in a shit load of shitty circumstances. And of course, until I can afford anything there will be no doctors or bike repairs.
So for a bit I'm stuck on Vélibs until I can sort things out #FuckingPayMe #GettingSickOfThisCrap.
I took a quick snap of the road in question, it's fairly clear that there is a passing cycle lane one must actively view when, par example, the light is green for the action of crossing this road. 👍
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Welcoming 2015 Casually
Went out this year, drank to excess, here are the photos of NYE2015.
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In other news bought a taco kit on my ride Welcome to Taco Town population my mouth
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After I took this photo she looked at me with one eye closed As if to say when Im done pissing o
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Post EmoDramatic Entry
Having started a job I really enjoy, it's been made utterly crap by moving to another part of the company I really feel as if I'm nothing but a failure at. And considering that I've had the privelidge to go through some pretty fantastically bad personal situations and reporting violence to the police more than once, it's put my profesional life in an equally bad footing to my personal life.
I'm undecided what I do right now, I just feel like a miserable failure all the time and quite frankly I'm thinking of just cutting my losses and leaving my job, granted the grass isn't always greener, but at the same time I can't keep doing something that makes me feel like this without it completely ruining my life further.
I will be thinking more about my options over the next couple days and just see where it leads me.
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Follow Up Post Explains All
Obviously I won’t post everything publicly, because that wouldn’t be the best idea really.
It’s been just over a month since I lost my home, two months about since somebody I trusted completely smashed my faith in people and broke my ability to trust people and three months (give or take) before it all started to happen.
I’ve effectively also lost my job over this situation and that frustrates and angers me that what never had anything to do with my work, has turned in to a personal punishment. The only thing that I was able to use to escape the realities of everything I was dealing with taken away.
I’d go as far as saying, the only thing that I enjoyed. Which of course as it was done very cloaks and daggers behind my back, pretty much ruined any chance of being able to trust anybody for a very long time.
The worst part of it, is after everything this guy has done and put me through, I still care about him as a friend. I’m concerned how he’s doing and how he’s getting on in this situation. I feel horrible that he’s been kicked out of places, doors closed in his face when he’s asked people for help and the anamositity that has been coming his way.
My friends for the most part have been telling me nicely that I need to not care, that it shouldn’t affect me to the point where I cry myself to sleep every night. But they’re getting fed up with it, I’m getting fed up with me and having had more than one intervention at this stage, it’s pretty hard to deal with.
Since then I’ve spiralled downwards, I’m genuinely concerned that eventually I’ll hit rock bottom and nobody will be around any more. I don’t have a relationship and right now I could really do with the stability of somebody who loves me for all the reasons I hate myself right now. I need somebody who will just hold me all night and help me just deal with all this; because I can’t.
I’ve completely lost control of my life right now and I don’t know how to get it back, how to be back in a position where I can go home to my own bed and not just somebody’s spare sofa bed.
So there you go, everything in a nutshell.
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The Amazing Weeks of Our Lives
Nothing like a journey on the Noctilien to get your juices flowing and that extra “you ain’t going to sleep anytime soon” shot of adrenaline, you neither want or need.
Having had a pretty major bout of “hate my life” it’s been nice to have some good times out recently, of course my already stressed bank balance could do without me having these times. But quite frankly fuck it and fuck you.
I’ve been pretty much down all the time, days off are times I try and sleep through the events that I find myself in trying to reconcile everything to get back on some sort of plateau of normality, of course with very limited success. I’m pretty much certain I am lost and I barely know where I start to try and get myself out of this.
Most of the time I try to avoid being depressively sad and of course making it apparent that I am (because who wants to go out with that bitch who cries on the dance floor to I Got a Feeling), more so that I find it utterly fucking annoying being that guy. I need change, I need to change this situation. I have good friends, good friends who in their right mind, I’m fairly sure, just want to punch me square in the face for being this run down by all this.
I am also in a city that makes me happy and that I enjoy being in, quite frankly this paradox is really starting to make my brain hurt. Yet I try and move on with little success, but I will get out of this some how. And when I do, I will be unstoppable.
But until then, I will be that chick with mascara running down her face banging down tequila shots and demanding her hair be held while she barfs up old stories of all the crap she just needs to set behind her. Because like that chick, I give things to people who shouldn’t deserve it and then seem perplexed when it gets returned, smashed to pieces.
Like that chick I also write half-tired bullshit on an electronic journal, because you know, I’m totally that #hashtag.
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Sometimes we must
I’ve had some good nights recently, until Photomaton stole 4€ from us. But what can you do right? If we followed the life of Binah then we’d kick it (which incidentally is what happened, a Photomaton booth got roughed up).
I’ve also had bad nights, so I’ve decided to stop drinking for a bit. It seems logical. On the bright side my consumption of soft drinks has sky rocketed and you can certainly take this opportunity to invest in Coca-Cola shares in knowledge that you will see returns.
Incidentally in my tired state I think I might have lost my carte bleue but I can’t be too sure. But for now, I’m off to take a shower and blissfully walk out in to the “outside world” in a haze of “I’m still pretty tired”. God speed.
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Dear LiveJournal I believe I have sinned
I have really started to get back in to another service recently, she is called Kakao Talk, the Korean messaging service we all like to send naff emojis on.
With this new found glee at messaging, I of course have now fell back in to blissful love with the rather cool mobile based journal-cum-blog app Kakao Story, you can view mine here, but for some reason the web version is only in Korean (where as the apps are in English also).
It's pretty nifty, but it ain't LiveJournal nifty. But then again this is like saying "it's not cheating if you use a condom", so I must accept that I have cheated on LiveJournal. #sadface
I even have created a group on Kakao Group like some kind of crazed Koreaboo looking for K-Pop on Napster (before the whole got shutdown and relauched as a pile of steaming shit). I'm about 10% sure this link here will let you join it, if not Kakao me on id: kdwc and I can do the whole invite thing.
But of course I still use the LiveJournal without a doubt to write utter crap like this, so clearly this is my stable marriage as I go off having numerous affairs hoping one day too never be caught. But secretly, LiveJournal knows and this is why I love her so.
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Parisiens next door have seen my underwear
I've been gleefully looking back at my posts from the past few months and noticed how sporratic they have been. Dear LiveJournal, I have not fell out of love with you, I've just been busy and such like.
I guess I better blog about something or I can't call myself a Blogger any more. And quite frankly, my shallow ego couldn't take that kind of brusing.
What's been up in my life as an old hat Parisien type? Well so much of course, this is Paris after all! For those of you that can see it, I made a post not too long ago about somethings that have been occuring, they hadn't been getting any better either. Somewhat filled with anxiety and according to the paperwork stress visable.
Obviously I need to find a way out of this situation and of course this is where my borderline annoying LiveJournalling comes back in to fashion, much like a sleezy T Shirt you don't have the mental ability to set fire to (even though by fashion standards, you probably should). So fuck you Jean-Paul Gautier, I'm wearing this mother fucker in the daylight.
I will write something on the downlow at some point, as I should probably capture this time in the blog that followed me grow up from back in the 2000s; as to be able to look on it fondly, like a smell in a elevator, perhaps of the fart variety.
But with the negatives come positives, as the universe is so well at dishing salty water upon a wound as it buys you a round of cocktails in some upscale hotel. And the biggest positive of them all, happens to be feelings of the pleasant variety.
I met somebody, in a bar no less, we had a chat and exchanged numbers as is the custom in western society now days. But where this lead I almost half expected. We volleyed text messages for a couple hours and I received a message with an invite chez lui. We performed the ritual of conversation by way of lip based contact, things happened of course, as nature will attest to.
But during this time we talked, spent all night together, did some more nature based things and conversed until the point that could not be stopped. Namely the Eurostar timetable. He had to go back to Londres.
But we seemed to have left a mark on eachother, as we're pretty much talking daily now, through the magical method of text based communications. With these things you can never fully tell, but I'm beginning to believe perhaps some kind of emotional connection is occuring. Yes my readers from long and a far, it appears I may have these 'feels' your cat memes express so eloquently.
Only time can really tell if this is what it is, but he's back in Paris in September and arranged a hotel of the elegant variety as to spent quite literally all day and night in. I'm not going to lie when I say this place better have room service, but if I can't get an overpriced sandwich in my underwear, I will be absolutely livid. #middleclassproblems
I may or may not be reading in to this correctly, but this isn't the kind of thing you sort out for some two bit booty call. And god knows I'm of that variety. And you know what, if it is as it seems, it gives me that kind of fuzzy feeling you get when you hit your toe on a table in the dark, then proceed to smash that table around because, GOD DAMN IT WHY ARE YOU BEING A DICK INANIMATE OBJECT?!?!?
This is how life rolls you see good and bad feels at once, my stress level is not that sure how much life shortening stress hormone it should be pumping me full of. And you know what, at the moment I'm pretty cool with that.
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Life Update Quick like cos I aint got battery
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Now dealt with the Police Nationale more than three times. Hello judicial system.
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I have Mr Marriage Material returning to Paris in three weeks. We will make mojitos.
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This was going to be a Facebook status
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This is going to be one of those sleepless days
I always mean to write something here but I never have the time and it can be a bitch to do this on an iPhone. To compound the problem, I get my laptop out to write and all I end up doing is looking at porn.
But it’s not all bad news, I have got around to doing something useful with my life (where possible) like getting back on a bike since like forever. I even took some photos of the ride and the exposition at Palais de la Porte Dorée just to prove I did it all. That is what life has come to, having to take photos to remind oneself that you’ve seen daylight.
Recently I also managed to slice my finger open, I was rather unamused with this as it’s the kind of pain you don’t notice until blood happens to be EVERYWHERE. Even more entertaining was finding the first aid box in the most unusual of locations, I called this event “hide and go bleed”.
More benign was the moose hoof of February and the more exciting is that I am going to FG au Grand Palais this April. WOOP TO THE WOOP.
Other than that I can’t think of much to be writing about. You could be proactive and like ask me something of course.
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Im about to ruin your life
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France still very French
People are all like “hey how’s Paris?” and by people I mean pretty much nobody. For that reason I’m just going to tell you whether you like it or not.
I’ve been here now for two months and does the time fly when you’re working nights. Like today for example I didn’t wake up until 20h, this is the equivalent to waking up at 11h on a weekend for most normal people. It’s also a massive headache when you need to do laundry and your building restricts the times you can use your washing machine.
Most people think this is archaic, but it’s standard practice in every building I’ve been to in Paris. Therefore I accept this as a social norm and the funky three day old underwear I am wearing right now. Because I just can’t wash fuck all when I walk in at 3h.
The job is going well, still moving upwards two months in and I can’t complain (other than not seeing daylight for two months and having to pull a 28 hour day to be able to use my time on my day off). I’ve had good things happen and moderately annoying things but all in all it’s well rounded enough to avoid the Pôle Emploi.
I’ve also had no end of bank drama, how anybody has the time or patience to open a bank account around here is beyond me. They ask for what seems to be innocent enough things like an EDF bill, landline bill and proof of occupancy such as an attestation d’hébergement. But what they forget to tell you is EDF tends to bill YEARLY and therefore 90% of EDF bills are absolutely useless not being issued in the last three months and if the fixed line bill doesn’t have enough information on it or usage, then they’re not interested and you’re back to digging the deep pile of paperwork you have collected during your stay in la république française.
I got past that problem (eventually), but I didn’t notice they put my name on the address. Normally this is not a problem, but here, if you’re name isn’t on the mailbox, you’re not getting mail. They dropped of the “chez…” part of the address which means I get my post via another person who is listed on the mailbox. How quaint.
Once I discovered this I made the change and asked for my codes to be resent, which they did nicely. But they forgot to inform me it takes the bank a couple days to actually change the address (although this is done there and then on the system). My codes came and were sent right back by La Poste as my name wasn’t on the mailbox.
I went in yesterday and to my amazement I received what could only be called an apology by the bank, it didn’t include the word désolé, but it was close enough by French banking terms. Now I’ve got to add another week to the three I’ve been waiting to be able to use my Carte Bleue.
However, with a mere sight of fore planning I asked for a cheque book. In France as bouncing a cheque can get you in to actual legal issues with that in mind, you can understand why people can use cheques pretty much anywhere. Cheques are in fact the only free method of payment here, considering you have to pay for your bank card, transfers, etc.
It’s even more handy to have as my card only has a 500€ spend limit a week and a 400€ withdrawal limit. Gone are the days when that was my daily allowance. The bank have let me know I can increase these later, but only around the 6 month mark they’ll consider looking at it.
After the pickpocket incident I can assure you this, the Police Nationale are about as helpful as a kick to the teeth, which again by the standards around me would seem overly helpful (because why do you need so many teeth?).
It might sound like I am writing this infuriated at the system and near breaking point (I’ve not even gone to the préfecture de police for my permis de conduiture yet or the marie for my carte de séjour) but it’s just a bit of adjustment that need to take place. Nowhere is ever the same as the place before it and with the French bureaucratic system each person will give you a different list of things and level of assistance than the one previous.
But for today I will try and go up to Porte Dorée or anything to get out of the house. Until then I’m wating for Franprix to open, which can be any time from their advertised 8h30 to midi.
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I am most tired
These hours are most killer. Working from 16h to 04h means I live a nocturnal life these days, Paris is getting a bit dull in constant darkness. But I have little to worry about as tomorrow I am on what can only be described as “normal people hours”!
Finally one day to work 12h to 18h, I am most pleased as I can do things like go out and see the sun. Happy days.
In old news I’ve just found a couple pretty decent selfies of myself that I am sure to be able to use now days. Enjoy.
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Things to do with 5
Yay! I finally got my Carte Bleue back, so what was the best thing to do with it?
Buy an awesome domain of course. BYE FELICIA.
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Fuck Chtlet in Particular
A few days ago I had the pleasure to experience first hand at being pick pocketed. Let me tell you how fun that was, having some dickhead weed around your shit and take your stuff like they own it.
Of course this had to happen at Châtlet station.
I went to the information desk where she told me to go to Les Halles police station to report it. I logged the details which was filling in a form and getting it stamped by the Préfecture de Police when I asked if they had a reference I was told “no just that paper, take it to your bank”.
Thanks PP awesome police work there.
The annoying part of it all is how long I had that wallet, 17 years I counted and all they got out of it was 20€ and a load of unusable cards. They also stole my receipts from the métro to claim half back from work. Dickheads cost me another 8€ with that.
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Finally I write
Well this is new or at least this PC I bought from Fnac at bargan basement prices is.
If you haven’t already figured it out by now, I am living the dream in Paris. It has been a long time coming this and I am glad it has happened. I’m getting used to the quirks of it all, but at least it’s going smoothly. I have a job and an OK place to live in the 12th not far from Bercy.
I might write more about this all later when I have time to do a decent post, but for now I may snooze.
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Just looked outside and it seems the moon is out already
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Im going to Instagram this shit while you do it hipsterlife
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Almost good enough to give FFC a run for its money Almost
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I totally forgot that I won this Just listening to it on my PowerPC living the 90s
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First you make the money then you hand it straight back
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Jai une nouvelle puce pour mon iPhone 4 avec Orange
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Well hello I didnt think I would be seeing you so soon
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Paris has changed nothing Voulezvous tomate tout le monde
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Je me penser les voitures est interdit en cette direction StreetArt Paris
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This is why I love the euro each one of these coins Ive got as change here have come from outside
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Now its real flight still go bags packed and excitement uncontained
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There is so much in this box that is crazy SpotTheCliffrence
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I havent an idea what Ive done to cause this but it better stop getting all stigmata soon
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First you get the money then you get the bitches Then you get the power
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Oh life youre so hard work
I have been most busy recently but at least it's paying off, mostly in monetary recompense.
Good news is that my Saturday hours are being extended on a permanent basis in the next couple weeks from 0930-1315 to 0530-1300 with the intention to be trained up as a team/shift leader to open up. I'm not liking the mornings, but it's a step in the right direction!
Other than that, I've been living the quiet life over the last couple weeks, thanks to an arsehole chest infection. Thankfully it seems to be heading off now.
And people are just strange.
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I do enjoy watching Motorway Cops
I do love watching Motorway Cops, it's got everything awesome in life. Fast cars, flashing lights and pretty things.
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Oh Tesco I am going to mess this right up I wont even feel guilty
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This is what three packets of meatballs looks like It cost me 60p
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Been staring at these things from the tills for the last two weeks So I caved and bought some Yum
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I make blog
I have a post that I am in the middle of getting ready on my iPhone this evening which will go back to last Sunday.
I really must get on with writing these things sooner!
I have not else to write but that I have finally got Links installed on my machine GATEWAY and seems to be working well with browsing text-based over TOR.
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From Bike Repair to Chinese Food this post is all over the shop
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Messfest and other happenings
Last weekend I went out for Birthday drinks with Harriet and managed to get drunk enough just to go and book Westfest tickets without fully recognising the financial implications of what I did. But it was totally worth it.
My ears are still ringing (I’ve clearly got myself on to the path of hearing loss) and some of the hilarity is still fresh in my mind. Nothing is funnier than a room full of people on E!
While we were in the queue getting in, I saw this large (muscular/tall) chap who clearly was embarking on his first pill ever. He had to dash for a bit in the queue as it started to hit but by the end of the night I saw him outside the main arena cuddling a glove, imagine 6’Huge" man built like a brick shit house showing a glove some love.
I had the usual touchy feely stuff which in any other social gathering wouldn’t be acceptable, but somehow just normal in a rave. I also found a woman questioning the existence and meaning of her car keys and seemed in awe when I found her a lighter and made magical fire!
There are some fantastic photos I’ve uploaded and a video too, so have a peek.
This week hasn’t been so interesting or successful, I’ve come down with a cold and shortly followed by some annoying sickness bug. I also had the council around on Thursday to look at my ceiling leak; which they are now going to handle.
I’ve spent the last three days under a duvet feeling like rubbish and this weekend I’ve got to get up to buying things like shampoo and toilet cleaner. I ain’t feeling it.
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Bad times are bad But BristolPound will fix it cycling
Obviously this is a complete tragedy as I now have no way to get around and it’s a nightmare. But this morning I went through the Bristol Pound directory looking for Bike Shops and Services and found Really Useful Bikes.
I sent Rob an email with my photo and my life drama and he very quickly came back to me with my options, I spent most of the day being really utterly busy but he gave a go at trying to source a new wheel/rim and came back with a problem (thanks to Trek) and an alternative solution.
So I’ve now just got to grab a handful of cash and arrange to sort everything out (I have a draft email that has sat in my outlook all day!) and we’re back on the good and ready again!
This is exactly the reason I like the Bristol Pound, it connects you with local businesses who are much better than their larger counter parts and they offer a better service that is worth going the extra mile for. Without it I would never have found Really Useful Bikes as it’s out of my “home area” and I’d have probably ended up paying the 80£ asking price from one of the shops in my area.
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SMS Post October 02 2012 at 0818PM
I have spent quite a fair bit with Bristol Pound this week, now my wallet has none and I must replenish them as soon as possible!
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SMS Post September 30 2012 at 0426PM
This is a test using ifttt.com
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Fuck you Tuesday
Honestly, most people have an issue with Mondays but clearly me and Tuesday are not at all on speaking terms.
This morning I agreed to help out with a backlog at work and to come in at 8am, which was not a problem to do at all. It turns out for everything else it was.
I woke up on time, no problems and even had enough time to do some bits and sit around in my pants and listen to the radio, I left home in good time before hitting the other side of Cabot Circus before it all went wrong. I got a puncture, I wasn’t even annoyed when it happened either, it was kind of “oh well, I’ll just be fifteen minutes late”. I swapped out the tyre, found and fixed the puncture in about half an hour (which was quite speedy to be fair) and on my way again.
Then it happened AGAIN just before Riverside Park, I got off my bike, shouted a load of sweary words (and a whole lot of cunt) and dragged that sorry fucking piece of shit home to get on to plan B as by this time I had spent an hour getting less than a mile from my front door.
I threw my bike through the door, slammed my flat door, screamed a shit load of cunt and fuck while I was getting changed, I had to then magic up five quid to waste on a bus journey. The bus as expected showed up 20 minutes late and I had to spend an hour in traffic, before gracing through the doors of work a whole three hours on the dot after leaving my house the first time.
The day came and went and then so did I.
That is of course when First Bus managed to leave me stranded in the middle of Sadly Broke with no fucking bus, I of course spent the time writing a complaint letter which featured “If I wanted to wait for impending disappointment in cold environments, I would have chosen to go Unicorn hunting in Siberia mid December.” and "I’m not even going to ask for a refund, I expect one for this diabolical level of service.".
So that is my day, I’ve clearly had my tits full of it already and I’ve had to take a half day holiday tomorrow to run around to bike shops and get my bike fixed (and not from my swift kick either).
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Screwed by the Law Thanks Captain Cameron
As I’m sure you all gathered some time ago, I’m pretty much broke all the time. It’s fantastic working a job only to be able to pay your bills and have to cut back on shit like food to fuel the coffers of rip off utility companies and the government.
So the obvious response was to get a part time job. Easily done, I applied to ASDA and had their pre-interview on Tuesday followed by an interview itself on Friday.
I sailed through the pre-interview with extremely good observations and had a reply within an hour for the interview. I could have even banked on getting the job at that stage.
Of course until the interview when we discovered that because of the changes to the working time directive, thanks to a large number of stupid people opting out because they were told to and not reading or fully understanding what the fuck they put their signature to, I couldn’t be employed by ASDA as they’d instantly be in breach of the directive.
Excellent. So now because of the retarded masses and the stupidity of this government the only way I can make additional income is by committing some kind of crime. Either taking a job with a company that doesn’t ask questions (them breaking the directive), taking a job that doesn’t pay tax (me dodging the fisc) or just all out burglary (because it’s a noble crime according to one of our judges).
It’s absolutely absurd that as an adult I’m not allowed to make an adult decision about my working patterns. It’s even more offensive that I had the opportunity to resolve my financial circumstances only to be cock blocked by the state, the same state that offers me no tax credits, benefits or anything else. They just expect me to live on a disposable income of twenty pounds a month.
Yeah, fuck you Dave. In this shit together Dishface? Of course not.
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Olympic Dreams
Well now that the Olympics is finishing in the next 35 minutes, I’m not exactly sure what will occupy my time for the next few weeks. It’s about the only sporting event I can be bothered with. Oh well.
Today has been an epic failure in activity, I have been in bed all day. I pulled a leg muscle in my sleep (WTF BODY) so abandonned my plan to visit the Balloon Fiesta this afternoon. I’ve also felt really poorly this whole week, so I think my body just crashed out completely.
I’ve just done my shirts in the laundry for tomorrow for work, so in the next few minutes I’m going to go back to bed and watch the closing ceremony on my iPhone on TF1.
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Qype Hotcha in Bristol
Bristol - Eating & Drinking - Restaurant - Chinese
Originally found this place through Just-Eat and haven’t stopped ordering since. Very good food, nice resturant area if you want to eat in too! Check out my review of Hotcha - I am kevinwc - on Qype
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There are weekends and then there are ends of the week
Last weekend on the 14th of July as it so has been called, I participated in an Event they called Pride. It was rude not to as seeing the entire area around my home became a prison as a result of a number of planned protests and riots.But once you got past the onslaught of police, dogs, horses and riot vans there was fun to be had. I had of course bagged 2 litres of Sainsbury's Finest I can't believe this cider isn't made from Apples! and made my way down to College Green for rain, sun, rain rain, music, mud and more sun rain. I didn't expect to meet anybody when I got down there and was quite surprised to see that M. Boyzici was down there, his boyfriend and I also ran in to Shoshanna on my way through.We spent the day bobbing around, drinking and having a bit of a laugh before Fat S-Club 3 came on. I also had the chance to meet a chap called Chris who I nearly killed by accident. Clearly I'm quite good at leaving a corpse or two in my wake!Originally I was only intending to stay at all the free events, because, well they were free and I was skint as a skint person. But even though I almost had to dump his corpse in the road and call it an accident, Chris purchased an extra ticket for the clubbing event that evening. It was most nice of him, so I shall be of course ensuring he eats until he explodes in Shanghai Nights later this month.We walked back via my place so I could drop off my bag and move onwards to his part of town, he noticed my NES, Commodore 64 and my Amiga and we got to talking about the classic games and generally retro items. Turns out he has a radio collection which was quite interesting.Anyways, I digress. We got ready and headed back out to Dressage at the O2 Academy in town for a night of partying. We spent some time on the main dance floor with the odd dancers who were a bit strangely trying to be horses to electronica, it was all rather strange but sometimes you just have to accept what you see and move on. We then moved up to the third floor and spent the remainder of the night to Push The Button, who are without a doubt the most mental DJs I have ever seen.It was about half two or three before I left, but a very good time was had. On my way out I had a look at the main stage which seemed a bit, well, dirty dirty. There was b00bies and everything.I have uploaded a series of photos from this event at LiveJournal.
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Sometimes making a valid point on the Internet is pointless
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Embarassing Moments are Embarassing FML
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There is always more to a story
A quote from the story is from her brother:-
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If you think this is OK or acceptable then you need to rethink
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I perhaps take customer service and sarcasm far too seriously
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Peer Review PLZ K THNX
Hey all, I've sat on my reply to First Bus until today when I was a bit less angry about life and how poorly they put it together. I'm quite notorious for making some proper arsey compliant letters and as my first reply I'd like to avoid looking like a complete arsehole until at least the next one. So if you could just have a quick look and see what you think (this is a friends only entry so won't be on public display)? I'm pretty sure it's grammatically sound and MAH SPALLING IZ GUD TWO but I may have missed one or two bits.Here is what First Bus sent me in reply to my complaint (if you haven't seen it) for your reference:-> Message du 13/04/12 14:28> De : First@BusTrainCoach.info> A : kdwc@orange.fr> Copie à :> Objet : Enquiry Response from First Customer Services - ref 111455>> Dear Mr Costelloe,>> Thank you for your E-Mail. Thank you for contacting us by E-mail, and we were sorry to learn of your feelings concerning the service 309 bus on which you travelled. Our drivers should all undertake a first use check of their vehicles which includes checking their brake lights, and we will be looking at the details of this vehicles checks and investigating this matter further.>> Thank you again for bringing this matter to our attention.>>>> If you need anything further please do not hesitate to contact us by replying to this e-mail and quoting the reference:111455>> Regards,> First Customer ServicesThis is what I put together:-To whom it may concern,Thank you for your e-mail dated 13 April 2012. I'm sorry to have to say that I do not feel this email is an acceptable reply to my initial issue and I wish to escalate this matter further and make a formal complaint.The issue which I brought to your attention, is in my opinion and perhaps one could even argue that of the officer who stopped the bus, is quite a serious matter and I would have expected better from not only First Bus but also the reply I received on the back of my complaint.I'm also afraid to say that First Bus failed to meet even the most basic expectations from the start of this incident to now. As a customer and a passenger of any mode of licensed passenger carrying transport I expect that drivers will take vehicle checks as standard, that the vehicle used is at a safe an legal condition and should it not meet those basic standards not be in service.I also expect from a customer service point of view, that should I have to bring a matter to your attention that I will receive a satisfactory explanation of what occurred, how it will be rectified or if the previous two items can not be dealt with there and then, that I will receive a message to acknowledge my correspondence, advise me of the next steps and provide me with a reasonable time frame in which I will hear back.I would also expect that any correspondence conveys that my matter has been taken on board and that it is being looked at seriously and personalised; the only part of this email that meets this is that you correctly spelled my surname. I can not honestly say that I feel this has been looked in to seriously and that this email was put together in a few minutes to fob me off.In my initial email via your web form I wrote "…I also find it disturbing that this was not picked up earlier on the vehicle, considering this is a basic maintenance concept…" which would indicate that I was already aware that this should have been picked up from a depot level or by a driver on some kind of pre-use check; in your response you wrote "…Our drivers should all undertake a first use check of their vehicles which includes checking their brake lights…" this not only confirms what I initially thought should have been the process, but I'm dismayed that "…drivers should…".When you say that "drivers should" is this a company policy that drivers must check their vehicles prior to use or a "just if you can get around to that, it would be fab" expectation of the drivers? Unfortunately again this raises the issue if First Bus take the safety of their fleet seriously.You also advised that "…and we will be looking at the details of this vehicles checks and investigating this matter further." I feel this is very much a grey area, will I be advised of the outcome or will I hear nothing further? It doesn't set an expectation and actually does not answer my query at all.Should I not receive an explanation or a sufficient reply to this response, is there an internal department within First Group or independent body that I can contact to review the matter as I don't feel currently that my complaint is being taken as seriously as it should.I would also like to take your name for reference as the email is signed "First Customer Services".Regards,Kevin Costelloe
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Oh Gooorl
So clearly a good week this has been for all. Happy Easter, like Christmas but with more chocolate and less tedious familyism on my televisual box.Let us first cover the news of the now, this userpic:-Now that's over and done with, today has been slightly better than yesterday. Rach and Ash popped down to help me with the bike tyre as last night, no word of a lie, I was going to light that fucker up like The Wickerman. The tyre is now on and in one piece, the wheel doesn't seem buckled either; just me not putting the quick release on properly (I think, might be wrong).Today the credit crunch has finally hit, I survived the recession, fuel hikes, fuel panic, public transport increases. But what I won't survive is the tax (I MEAN HELPFUL LIMITATION - DON'T SNOOP MY EMAIL PLZ) on drink, thanks Theresa May for not only failing to answer the question on your own drinking habits on BBC's Breakfast programme but saving us all from responsible drinking by absolutely shitting on the last thing we all have to escape the Con-Dem (Powered by NuLabour™) hell hole we live in.I think of you as I'm making hooch in my bath tub bitch.👍
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I’m not sure if I should be proud or concerned about this (I’m edging towards pride).
I kind of expected this entry to be slightly better than it is at the moment, perhaps because I managed to do some rather interesting things over the last fortnight. I’d write about them but my memory is a bit vague considering the alcohol consumption involved from the start of this month onwards. However, fear not my eager beaver readers, people have taken embarrassing photos! In fact so embarrassing I shall show you all one now:-
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I JUST ATE ALL THESE. It's what I'm going to post as my Facebook status in about 5 minutes.
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<div>"C'est le pire accident de la circulation dont on puisse se souvenir en Angleterre", a estimé un des pompiers sur place.
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I have managed to book my Westfest tickets, coach tickets and re-united with an estranged friend in the last half hour. Ma vie est beau.
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Plan: Get my hurr did. Actual: Have tea at a Japanese restaurant and hit the pub. Plan: Fail Actual: Win
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Well this is fun
Well this is fun. I have irate ribs that are being rather painful with a hint of sting when breathing. Bloody human body, I'm downloading my brain in to a fucking cyborg for this.
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In just about an hour I39ll be starting my journey for my first day at new job
In just about an hour I'll be starting my journey for my first day at new job. Nervous.
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In under 12 hours I revert from a train based commute to a bus based one
In under 12 hours I revert from a train based commute to a bus based one. It's like instead of spooning my left eye out I've gone for the right.
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Urgh
Urgh. Too early for this.
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I39ve decided the best course of action is the Ukrainian Top 40 this afternoon
I've decided the best course of action is the Ukrainian Top 40 this afternoon. So far my bass has worked harder than a slave building a pyramid. Why can't radio in this country be this awesome, instead of the shit on Kiss London (pretending to be Bristol) and Fart FM? http://kissfm.ua
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Update to the Orange France iPhone 3GS background
Update to the Orange (France) iPhone 3GS background.
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<div>Zeus, an 11-year-old Maine coon cat, had a curious encounter with a young mountain lion.</div>
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<div>Jamie Hubley documented the final month of his life in heartbreaking and painful detail.</div>
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So ThreeUKSupport what do you think about this redirected from ThreeUK
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Voici une vido ne pas manquer sur YouTube
Voici une vidéo à ne pas manquer sur YouTube : Cazwell "Ice Cream Truck" HD
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BRAIN MAKE OUCHIE
BRAIN MAKE OUCHIE. SAD FACE.
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Internet history It was made mofo
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http://fr.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pedobear Most hilarious job spec ever: Activité(s) Kidnappeur d'enfants
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http://www.macworld.fr/2011/06/24/mac/imessage-mac/516602/ J'aime iMessage.
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RT jamesfreedman Got an iPhone
RT @jamesfreedman: Got an iPhone? Turn it into a virtual 'Blackberry by enabling airplane mode.
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Hello iOS5
Hello iOS5. Well after I back up my entire phone as it's going to delete everything.
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I39ve just synchronised my LiveJournal with G
I've just synchronised my LiveJournal with G+. I write the equivalent to what I used to write on my LiveJournal here as well as doing the sporadic LJ posts. Perhaps this will work out and if not I'll switch it off.
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I cant sleep nor can I pass the time upgrading iOS5
This sucks on more than one level. Mainly because I can’t sleep, but more so I can’t justify this time with something else, such as wanking over a new iOS for a phone.
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You might fail at life but you won this
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You cant buy timing like this unless youre a Murdoch
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If I didnt get a load of these at 5p Id never touch em
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On the move er kind of
So it’s finally happened! I got a hold of that fabled ground floor flat, the tenants in there at the moment are off in the middle of July, then they are doing some work on a damp issue and then I’m in at the start of August!
This is probaby the most easiest move evar. I’m going from the 2nd floor down to the ground floor and the best part is I now get a double bedroom, storage space and a lounge area not for a whole lot more either. It’s an extra £50 a month so not done too badly out of it either.
Even more strange was how quick this went on, I just have to cough up a discounted agency rate by Friday and that’s all I need to do (deposit is still being held), other than that change the standing order amount. An hour or so after I signed the documents I already had a viewing! Crazay.
It’s going to be so weird moving een though I’m not really going anywhere different I’ve been in this flat for over 2 years now and it’s still my little home, so now I have to start it all again but it’ll be easier than moving off to another place entirely!
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My firstworldproblem is totally bigger than like yours
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What a few weeks this has been
So what an interesting few weeks this has been. I would have posted this all much earlier but you know fat fingers and iPhones don’t generally mix, so I’m stuck doing this kind of stuff in my free time in front of the computermabox.
So how did last week end off? Well completely shitingly shite. Thursday was pretty harsh as one could expect from this entry, I received a reply the following week from the rail company which was pretty shocking to say the least. I won’t post the full email (oh wait, I will) but here is the part that I kicked off about, big style:-
I was also very sorry to hear that you missed our 21:25 from Westbury to Bristol Temple meads and as a consequence of this you then had to wait forthe 21:55 departure. I understand how frustrating this must have been for you. However as you arrived at Westbury at 21:23 there was an insufficient connection time for your train to Bristol Temple meads. It is policy that we must allow a minimum connection time of five minutes between journeys.
The service left on time, but we usually lock the train doors around 40seconds before departure for passenger safety and to avoid delays. Once the despatch procedure has started, I am afraid we cannot unlock the doors to let passenger’s board. This procedure must be followed strictly.
Understandably, quite a bit pissed off about the comment that it was my fault that I managed to miss my correct connection (2110) and the secondary connection (2125). But I’m glad to say that I wasn’t the only one to think so. Of course I wasn’t best pleased about all this as I arrived somewhere near the half eleven hour at home, which meant I was utterly zombified the following day. I won’t go in to the whole thing as trains are an utterly boring topic and I spend a lot of time slating them off (what do you expect when you leave somebody bored waiting with a smartphone?) but the whole issue was resolved and I trust that my comments about the staff at the station were taken seriously. Of course this didn’t mean that another incident didn’t crop up very shortly after.
Then of course the weekend passed which I got an early start to with ending work half an hour early to get home an hour early.
Unfortunately, the following 4-5 days were pretty dull and I spent the time living like an agrophobic, but thanks to the special offer on from milk&more, I was like an agrophobic with BACON, lots and lots of BACON.
After I managed to leave that agrophobic stage and get my cracker white ass out the door (which was promptly burnt by the minimal amount of sun that was out) I did a bit of a tour of Clifton, The Suspension Bridge and had a bit of a wander around which I had to make a rather quick get away out of a crusing area.
On Friday, I headed in to Gloucester to meet Steve for an afternoon up in Ludlow, I didn’t actually take any photos for some reason but it was quite a nice place to visit, I’m not entirely sure how he managed to live there as it seemed quite an isolated place (in fact most of Shropshire did as well). He took me to the random sights of the area, like Harry Tuffin’s in Craven Arms, which is quite the sight. It has EVERYTHING.
On the way back between nearly nodding off I felt a bit queezy, turns out that I’m not very good at being a passenger in a car now days, I’m not entirely sure how this transpired considering taking a train in this part of the country is like riding a bull, but as is the mystery of the human body.
Yesterday was my first day in work and it didn’t quite start off well. Managed to have to write off my entire afternoon and left more angry and stressed than I was before I left on my holiday time. Clearly missing the entire point of time off.
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Free Time isnt Free
So after a wild week of general jibber jabber and utter tosswank I finally have some free time as I’ve decided on taking taking some holiday time. Granted it won’t be as good as the time I had to take a half day holiday and spring across the Berkshire countryside but I think a good week will do! Although it’s costing me in lost overtime but hey-ho I get MOAR PANTZ TYMEZ.
So far it’s been a good start, I’ve done pretty much feck all today, lounging around in my pants (whilst washing the rest of them). I wandered out for a couple of bits from Tesco Metro but that was the last of my human interaction for the day.
I did actually find something useful out of sitting on my bum all day, there is a special offer from milk&more for new customers of a free £10 discount, so totally used that opportunity to buy free bacon and other bits (including milk I should add). I’m getting it delivered on Monday so we’ll see how it goes.
A slight recap from Monday however, Steve made his way down to Brizzal and we stopped off in a decent place called HK Diner very cheap and BUBBLE TEA GALLORE. It was quite good fun even though the day was quite the wash out and of course the hoards of screaming uninterested feral children towed in to the Bristol Museum and Art Gallery (which coincidently looks a bit like a jumble sale with all the non-matching pieces, but it gives it that charm only Bristol could have) by parents looking to ditch the little shits for a few hours.
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I think FGW actually try to excel at poor customer service
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OMG its Chatman
I need to find him! His brilliant nonsense talk is like having a friend around but with out all that need for copious amounts alcohol first. Posted using http://moby.to/88zq78
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Avoncliffe Station is a bit creepy crazy fgw
This rather odd use of a mannequin has perplexed me for many journeys through Avoncliffe. Clearly the locals aren’t quite, um, « normal ». Posted using http://moby.to/lqfuqi
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Chicken in a Tin
What else could you ever want? Tinned food? Chicken? CHICKEN IN A FLIPPIN TIN! Posted using http://moby.to/17zbot
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I fear lj userkuzanagi_ may blow his retro top over this
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Writers Block See you on the dark side
FREE TRIP TO THE MOONS?!? UH YEAH!Why wouldn’t you go to the moon given the opportunity to see what is to be seen in space and on the earth’s closest little friend. You’d have to be mad to refuse!
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Get your Python out
I’ve just set up my eeePC to run Charm so I can write to my livejournal on the way to and from work. How fabulous.
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Irrational fear of the day
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Janelle Mone Music of this Moment
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Amended Last Post
I guess you can’t have a Guinness if I don’t attach one!
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Before I get around to making my weekly post
… Have a Guinness.
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WTF
Originally posted by at …WTF.Well, there goes my good mood for the day.NYTimes, the bastion of quality reporting, reported on the gang-rape of an 11 year-old girl in Texas that’s led to charges against 18 high-school boys so far - all well and good so far, right? Shit like this NEEDS publicity to raise awareness. Only problem is, they repeated - without refutation or critical commentary - the claims that the girl brought the rape on herself because of the way she was dressed.Choice Quotes (No cut b/c everyone needs to see this - DEAL.):“It’s just destroyed our community,” said Sheila Harrison, 48, a hospital worker who says she knows several of the defendants. “These boys have to live with this the rest of their lives.” As opposed to the victim, who’s gonna bounce back lickety-fucking-split, right?Residents in the neighborhood where the abandoned trailer stands — known as the Quarters — said the victim had been visiting various friends there for months. They said she dressed older than her age, wearing makeup and fashions more appropriate to a woman in her 20s. She would hang out with teenage boys at a playground, some said. TOTALLY BEGGING FOR IT. THIS IS RAPE CULTURE, PEOPLE.Now, what’s being said and done in this community is bad enough, but the NY Times should be fucking ashamed of themselves right now.( Here’s how to contact NYT: )
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OMG! WHY IS NOBODY HELPING TIM?! HE HAS TWO TRAINS ON HIM!!
Edit: Despite being late my train is still being advertised as “On Tim” I fear it might literally be on Tim.
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OH MY GIFT! PONIES AND DOVES!!!111
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FO Um k
I’m not entirely what to say to this, I don’t think I’ll be able to get up and do it and I’m a really shit public speaker at the best of times. So feeling a touch overwhelmed at the moment.
Hi Kevin, Hope you are having a good weekend. I was wondering if you might like to do the reading at John’s funeral that your father has written, I have attached his words. No pressure but i thought i would ask you so don’t worry if you feel you can’t do it! Let me know you thoughts. Looking forward to be seeing you next week, love Eve
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Friday
I’m glad that I have today off, more so after receiving this:Disruption has been reported between your selected stations Westbury to Pewsey.The 07:51 will be cancelled due to signalling problems.Further Information is available at http://www.fgw.co.uk.I saved myself another cramped hell ride down the countryside in a taxi stuffed full of commuters and paid or my FIrst Great Western.In other news, they have also cancelled all services on sunday with the potential of saturday being equally fucked due to "network enhancements". So it might just bite me in the ass tomorrow.
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FO Whats also really making everything worse
… is not only not being able to feed and clothe myself, but my father who our relationship can only be described as estranged basically went through some bad times and has been in contact.
His brother who is probably about the same age as him died. He got a call on his birthday that his brother was in hospital dying. His brother (one of many) was also estranged from the entire family, drunk himself to death and has shook him and the family up. Him and his wife (my father) are in a pretty shit financial position so they had to find the money out of nowhere, book a very last minute flight (basically they drove to the airport) and all he had on him was his passport, what he was wearing and had $5 cash.
So his wife and him have contacted me after all this time, initially seeing if I would be able to make it down there (the hospital/London) which I couldn’t since I literally have 33p to my name.
I’ve now got a BBIM/Email from my father letting me know when the funeral is and that the family (he comes from 10 brothers and sisters) want to meet me along with him keeping in contact more.
The funeral is on the 17th, which I can’t go to because I haven’t two pennies to rub together to get there, I haven’t even a suit to wear even if I could and on top of that I look like a bloody scruff as I haven’t had a haircut since November.
I actually don’t know what I’m going to do, if I don’t show up it’s basically seem that I’m just being an ultimate cunt chops and I will probably never meet the lot of them (they live in Ireland, Spain, Canada, The USA, everywhere which they are all making it in - and I can’t even get in from BRISTOL). I can’t borrow the money to go there, I haven’t a credit card, my credit rating is so low that even Pay Day lenders won’t touch me any more, even if I could get a pay out from one of them I haven’t the means to pay them back, so I’d be committing a criminal act. I’ve also borrowed from friends and family to make it through January so I can’t go down that road again.
It’s so FRUSTRATING considering what’s gone down for him to speak to me again (there is a long unhappy story why we didn’t really talk up until this point).
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Saturdays are ARSE
So this Saturday was pretty much an utter washout for about a hundred reasons, but let’s just start off with the events only a few hours after it started.Living in a city centre flat it’s not unusual for cunts druken clubbers to press the intercom every so often at unsocial times in the night. The sound this thing makes is probably louder than the fire alarms, but thankfully I have developped a tolerance of about 1 or 2 buzzes before I wake up with a shock and that shit drops like it’s hot when I’m woken up.At 3.21 (I remember this as I used it as a part of a venomous rant) it started buzz Buzz BUZZZZZZZZ BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZ I literally jump out of bed, slammed my foot on the floor in shock and ribs screaming out like I just been punched. I came up to the intercom and blasted out WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU FUCKING WANT, IT’S THREE-TWENTY-FUCKING-ONE IN THE MORNING?!?!?//1/1/1/ONEONEONE she replies I want to speak to Keith, I know he lives on this road, I need to speak to him! I’ve just been mugged and I want to speak to Keith! at this point I enabled tolerance mode, he’s not in this flat, I think he’s either 4 or 1. Do you need the police? she replies No, I want Keith, I want to speak with Keith. Which button are you so I don’t press you again, Keith lives on this street! I tell her I’m the second button to the top and I leave her to it.She continues to sound the death siren on my intercom regardless. At this point tolerance mode is starting to ware thin, I offered assistance, it was declined, ignored and she’s clearly pissed as a fart.The next person she gets is the woman below me, who is actually rather nice (she cleaned the entire public areas from ground to top floors carpets, tile floor and dusted with no question just for the sake of it). Much like my greeting was WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT, IT’S THREE FUCKING AM, WHAT ARE YOU STUPID?same conversation ensues "I want Keith blah blah lives on this street blah blah" she mentions the mugging thing, the lady down stairs offers to ring the police which is declined. Like me she then left her to it.Yet, still continues to buzz every flat in the building. Now I’m already savage about this as she’s got as much help from two random strangers she could ever need chucked it in our faces and is continuing to annoy us, even though it appears Keith either doesn’t fucking live here or he’s not in if he did. It’s also not considering that I have to be up in 90 minutes for work and same thing with the flat below as they both work weekends as well.BANG BANG BANG BUZZ BUZZ BUZZ (and repeat).I’m just about to pick up the intercom and read her the riot act when the window below opens up and the woman below (who is quite Spanish) basically tells her how it is.WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU STILL DOING? IF YOU DON’T WANT THE POLICE THEN FUCK OFF, FUCKING BITCH IT’S THREE AM, GO AWAY, HE’S NOT HERE, GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE, STUPID BITCH" she retorts BUT I’VE BEEN MUGGED DON’T YOU UNDERSTAND I WANT KEITH, HE LIVES HERE, ON THIS STREET, HOW LONG HAVE YOU LIVED THERE? KEITH HAS LIVED HERE LONGER THAN YOU HAVE" now by now I probably would have poured a kettles worth of boiling water on her head, I totally understand that she’s in a shitty place right now, but we tried to help her and actually it’s her problem and not ours that she got mugged. The arguement contnued for another 15 minutes with highlights of FUCKINGSTUPIDFUCKINGBITCHFUCKYOU and KEITH HE LIVES HERE ON THIS STREET.By about 4am she finally fucks off, where she went who the fuck cares, but maybe she sobered up enough to go find a copper. I know the woman downstairs called them, but at that time on a Saturday morning the ETA for any emergency service is somewhere around an hour by phone. I managed to get less than an hours sleep after that and I was not feeling being awake when I woke up again to go to work.To and from work I was just hanging, I couldn’t get my brain to spark and it was pretty much information in, garbage out.Once I got home this over-all tiredness on top of everything kind of made me crack a bit under the pressure. I was lying in bed, well, the sofa as my airbed popped on christmas day and I worked out that for yet another month I’m going to have £150 less than I need to basically exist (because it’s not living I’ll tell you that now). This month is pretty bad, I worked out I can’t watch television for the remainder of the month as I don’t have the electricity to spare (I’m on a pre-payment meter) now when you don’t have any money at all to go out and do things Television is about all you have to keep you from going insane.I also had only £10 for my food budget, so I sat there feeling guilty because I spent £5 on a taco kit and beef from Tescos as it meant I basically had only enough to buy 40 sausages and 2kg of chips from Iceland (£3) followed by a few instant noodles (at 10p each), toilet roll (ASDA Smart Price) and a few deoderants and shower gells (again all cheap Smart Price stuff) to live off for the rest of the month. It also got to me that I don’t have a pair of socks that isn’t 2 years old and without holes in them, I haven’t bought a new item of clothing probably since 2009 and I pretty much have no social life to speak of.So I kind of sparked last night and I kind of decided that I have no other option but to stop paying for the debt that is keeping me down still. This means that basically I’m going to have to make an appointment with the CAB to see about IVAs or possibly even Bankruptcy as I can’t keep on top of it any more.I’ve cut my budget as far down as I could, I’ve even cut in to essential items, I’ve sold as much as I possibly can on eBay, I’ve had to take my car off the road and I might even have to get rid of it and it’s affecting my mental and physical state so severely it’s not healthy to continue like this. But when the end of this month hits and these companies don’t get their cash it’s going to be an onslaught of harassment from debt collection companies which means I’ll basically be scared of picking up my phone again.I have to ask why does my life have to end up so shit? There must be some kind of logic to this, because I work hard enough for it not to be shit (6 days a week and on call 24/7). But here I am getting ready to cook saussage and chips which I’ve been eating for over a month now.But on the brightside I have at least lost nearly 2 stone. So there are few positives.
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New Desktop
Desktop 5 Feb 2011 Updated Desktop for the new season.
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Pewsey Station PEW
Is this far too passive aggressive? Because I’m not shitting you, I’d actually love to get access to the waiting room instead of dancing across the platform in an effort to keep from hypothermia and frost bite.
To whom it may concern,
In reference to the above mentioned station, would there be any possibility to allow access to the waiting rooms during evenings.
With the drop in temperatures and the constant tardiness of the 2047 service to Westbury I find myself waiting between 30 minutes to an hour on a platform with no cover to the elements 5 days a week.
As I’m sure you can understand it’s not the most pleasant of places to be when the temperatures drop below 0c.
I look forward to receiving your reply and thank you for your time.
Kind regards,
Kevin Costelloe
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So fgw I know we had our moments but Ill totally put out tonight
Well. I’d like to say this is difficult but it isn’t in the slightest, after the events surrounding that evening. I received a letter from First Great Western about my passenger charter claim form this morning.Now, here is the first bit of being critical of the contents "The delay was due to a person being hit by a train on the track…" right, that’s fine, in fact I would have been ok with this from the start. As any method of oversized public transport you can not do a bloody thing about somebody taking their life or an accident which resulted in an injury or fatality.However, what you CAN do about it is communicate this to your customer base, at the end of the day people will understand, even in the most dire of weather that the circumstances of an extended delay is down to an act that can not be foreseen (and that isn’t the wrong kind of rain on the line).The end of this would be if FGW communicated the circumstances, even by the robotic sympathy droid, I would not have taken the time to fill out a claim form in anger, find and attach my expired ticket and send it across to their offices in Plymouth by freepost. They would not then have to pay for the postage, pay for the employee to spend time to review and respond to my claim form and then pay for postage back to me.How FGW then redeemed themselves, is by not only addressing the issue, explaining the issue, explaining the passenger charter and how it doesn’t (in a way quite rightfully) apply and how they are going to avoid the issue escalating further than it needs to be.
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Hurrleur Copter
She got her hurr did and it is fly(ing). Posted using http://moby.to/1w5swj
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Wetness is EVERYWHERE
It’s going to be a very seditary day. My shower is still the place to be if you’re a sopping wet shirt, my sink is hosting a party of socks and my radiators are pumping heat in to a plethora of jeans, shirts and pants.
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So What Did You Do Today
After yesterdays hoo-ha (protected) and obstructive determination of hoarding the prioity seating on another depressingly decorated FGW commuter train (I swear this train was like the house out of the Simpsons Tree House of Horror episode where the walls bleed blood, but instead of blood it weeped clinical greys and poor lighting which encourage you to jump in front of a train if you weren’t already inside one), I have pretty much done fuck all.
This morning I woke up to find rigor mortis had set in and moving was generally quite unpleasant, once I was in the shower however, I discovered I’m now sporting quite a nice beginning of a belt bruise. It kind of makes me look rugged in the Miss Universe sort of way. From there I took the opportunity to clean the post area as the other tennants haven’t bothered keeping it tidy and I found a few dated letters as well (woo!).
I also took the opportunity to get a GP, which is something I tend not to bother visiting pretty much ever. My new surgery is in a Boots store in the Mall Galleries (seriously) and as a welcome gift I was upsold a chlamydia test (as it’s the new thing the NHS seem to be focusing on), got my arm crushed by a machine trying to determine my blood pressure which she had to do three times and insists I should do it again in a month as it seems “a touch high, but it could be a one off” and they’re going to run my wee for the various diabities tests too.
I’ll know of my various results at sometime in the next 10 days and I can then completely forget that I have a GP for another 5 years.
Ironically, tonight I’m looking forward to watching the new season of Ice Road Truckers.
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This is not the subject you are looking for
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The Road Ends Here for now
So 2011 has now offically commenced, the VAT has gone up by 2.5% and according to most sources everybody is going to die as a result. Which is kind of true if all the basics of life weren’t VAT exclusive.
But enough about the VAT, I have a bigger foe, VED, Fuel Duty and Car Insurance.
I’ve had to make the decision to take my car off the road for a few months until the general cost of motoring becomes somewhat more affordable. With fuel at 1.30/litre it’s just completely out of my budget, so I’ve resorted down to the train as a half acceptable alternative.
So I’ve started the SORN process and the Road Tax refund as well, both of which combined seem to be a considerable amount of annoying forms and utter stupidity like “if you paid for 6 months, we charged you an extra 10% which we will not refund” thanks DVLA for admitting that you rob people blind with no concern or value on their money. I also called the insurers to see if I could reduce the cover to the basic level. I currently spend 79.48 a month for fully comp, breakdown and protected no claims. So they quouted me 69.97 for TPO/Accident, awesome, so now I have to cancel the policy which they can’t do in advance for some reason. I shouldn’t be supprised as it’s a part of Direct Line who’s customer service is notorously shit especially when handling claims.
But on the bright side over the next 2-3 months I will actually start to have this “disposable income” people speak about so highly, in fact, it would be the first time in just under 2 years this has happened. I don’t know what to do with myself when this happens. I might go down to Cabot Circus and buy something pointless that I never need or use! Vivre la capitalisme!
In other non-related news the days are getting lighter, my heating cost has gone up to 18/month but my council tax arrears has now been paid off so I have 42.30 a month more and two months left before the payment break!
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Improve Crap Days with Great Music tm
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Im such a spazoid
Seriously, I have spent something like 3 days trying to figure out why my TFN email keeps vanishing at random intervals. I couldn’t explain the kooky non-linearness of the whole situation until 3 minutes ago.Up until 3 days ago I used to have my iMac download email every 5 minutes, delete the server copy and store in in my /var/kevin/mail folder so I could use it on my iMac with nearly unlimited storage and using Alpine. 3 days ago, I changed my mind on this so I could start using Horde on the TFN server and syncronise that bad boy on to my Blackberry.However, emails would go vanishing randomly. So I checked my iMac, nope, not downloading and checked it wasn’t BIS going crazy and deleting everything like a complete retard by deleting and reinstalling the account no less than 10 times.Today however, I figured it out. Probably a long long time ago I had Gmail collect my TFN emails, since my iMac was doing it every 5 minutes it was guaranteed that unless Gmail was increadibly lucky it would never get to the emails first. When I turned it off Gmail shot it’s load over all the emails and did as instructed, download, delete, repeat.As Gmail collects POP3 accounts rather randomly this would explain the not so scheduled disapearences. Today I went in to that un-used account that I had collecting the mail some time ago and thought "these seem rather new, and very familiar". DOH.
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Er hi
So figured I might mention that it’s still not snowing in Bristol. Where is MY snowmageddon?
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Watching the hilarity of Vodafones mademesmile httptcopTkuLCU
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One is thankful fgw
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a hrefhttpwwwxfyrecomswlj2mehtmlLJ2MEa Well this is old school
So i found an old three motorola phone from 2005 it’s well old considering!
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Council Tax
So, I now have a running council tax saga, woo!
I changed bank accounts in September (bills) so the first thing they did was re calculate my monthly rate and knock it up to £90 a month from £76. They said it was because they had to start my payments from November October.
Alright I thought and paid my normal monthly amount by card so it would even out, two days later they took it by direct debit. Not cool, so I called them and the council refunded that 14 days later.
Again, this month they tried to take the direct debit but this time out of the wrong account, so I had to call the bank up and do an indemnity claim. Sorted after having to make the branch do it myself. Again paid the council by debit card.
But yesterday I got a letter saying I owe the council two months of tax and that if not paid in 7 days they’d hit me with £103 in costs and take me to court.
So I called them, I spoke to a lady who didn’t answer my questions and said that my new re calculated bill would be the end of the matter.
I find it bizarre that my council tax account statement is clearly paid up yet they seem to think I owe them! I wrote a fairly stern letter today as now I’m just fucked off with the whole thing, you change a single direct debit instruction and the whole system goes tits up!
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Me SMRAT D
Well today I did something a bit silly and it took me 30 minutes of playing with firewalls et al to discover it.
Earlier today I had been fiddling my Dreamhost and walked off to do something else (with the car) and came back to resum my codings.
I needed to access a telnet session from the kitchen menace that is my Uber Dell PowerEdge so I plonked in 172.17.17.200 and me port. Nothing “connection timed out”. Odd I thought, it’s on, I can get at it from my web browser so no issue?
Again, I did it. Nada, tried another port, nothing. RDC’d in and it worked. So clearly it’s connectable. I started fiddling around with the Firewall, the iMac’s IP address and everything I could think of.
It then dawned on me, I looked at the command line [thunderbird]$ I thought that was a bit strange, my iMac is called Margaret-Thatcher after all. Yup. I had been trying to access a non-existant internal IP address at Dreamhost.
Durr.
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Everythings Better With Muppets
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a hrefhttpwwwxfyrecomswlj2mehtmlLJ2MEa Another one bites the dust
I’m writing this post only really out of pent up anger and annoyance.
I updated Twitter earlier and also my journal with the news that VOX is closing down. Which considering that I didn’t post there much shouldn’t be too much skin off my arse really.
But it was a community in itself and in this day and age these communities seem to be getting axed left right and centre. Look at AOL, it was uber evil but a mega-community until Time Warner pillaged it to pieces (remember AOL bought TW originally).
I’ve got no love for 666apart and I think after their mahoosive cock ups when LiveJournal was in their sticky money hands and now this, it’s safe to say I’d keep a reasonable distance from their services and products.
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Emailing Oprah
I just checked my AOLOL account EmailOprah (think EmailAvril but funnier) and I found these classy emails! Should I reply, if so any suggestions or hey, write one yourself and if it’s awesome Oprah(’s Minge) will send it back! From: H422@aol.com To: EmailOprah@aol.com Sent: 2/26/2008 11:29:57 P.M. GMT Daylight Time Subj: A New Earth These are some of the main comments I derived from reading chapter three today. Always I have been aware of the violence in religious beliefs, and their insanity that has fostered man’s inhumanity to man throughout history, but I was even more informed and saddened by the statement on page 73: By far the greater part of violence that humans have inflicted on each other is not the work of criminals or the mentally deranged, but of normal, respectable citizens in the service of the collective ego. I replied to the question in the workbook about the terms religious and spirituality before reading this chapter. I believe the two terms are mutually exclusive; religion, in my opinion, has no relationship to spirituality, and I felt a bit of confirmation in what this chapter says about it. Finally, I think the spectacle created by the media of the election campaign is revealed in what I have read so far. How unfortunate that the media has so thoroughly destroyed a significant part of the democracy, turning the campaign into a duel, making the candidates caricatures, and demonizing them. The gullible public has latched onto this venom and formed hateful opposing groups, which is the exact opposite of the statement Eckhart attributed to Y. Halevi, “accommodating the competing narrative.” I regret that these candidates have been driven to war against one another instead of respectively presenting their platforms and addressing issues that have import for the country. This is the “I am right and you are wrong” syndrome. The process has been damaged, and we may not get the best candidate under these circumstances. It is our loss as an egoic nation. Helen M. EarlesFrom: Erminedavid@aol.comTo: EmailOprah@aol.comSent: 3/28/2008 2:46:11 A.M. GMT Daylight TimeSubj: Ermine David 177-41-105thAveJamaica, NY 11433 27th March 2008Greetings in Jesus Name,I am a member of the South Jamaica New Testament of God and we are in the process of rebuilding or purchase another house of worship for our present place is to small, And I fell the need to ask you for a Donation or Contribution to help us find a larger place,and I would like this to be a surprise to my Pastor Errol Rougier. Please send your gift To: South Jamaica Church of God 108-48 Guy R Brewer Blvd Jamaica, NY 11433Payable To: South Jamaica New Testament Church of God or South Jamaica N T C of GodI am grateful for your gift in advance. Thank You.And May God Richly Bless You !!!!!Ermine David From: Erminedavid@aol.comTo: EmailOprah@aim.comSent: 4/25/2008 2:51:30 A.M. GMT Daylight TimeSubj: Erminedavid@aol.com 177-41-105aveJamaica, NY 11433 April 24th 2008 Dear Oprah: Greetings in Jesus Name.I am just writing to you again about my deep concern about our present place of worship.I am destitute and reaching out for all the help I can get in order to be a lighthouse in our community.As I stated before in my last email our worship house is to small, I am doing this out of concern for my Pastor whose name is Errol Rougier who I would just like to surprise him, this is between you and me. I am asking for a Contribution or Donation, for the past (9) nine years we’ve been trying by having a banquet yearly and still have a long way to go I need your help. Please Help. AddressPlease send your gift To: South Jamaica Church of God 108-48 Guy R. Brewer Blvd. Jamaica, NY 11433 Payable To: South Jamaica New Testament of God or South Jamaica N T C of God I am thankful for your gift.Please when you send your gift can you email me so I would know what to expect.Thank You?And May The Blessing Of God Always Ermine DavidFrom: ReverseLady@aol.comTo: EmailOprah@aim.comSent: 1/13/2009 10:47:52 P.M. GMT Daylight TimeSubj: virgin oil the show 1-06-09 where Dr. Oz was telling about olive oil, there is a difference in virgin and extravirgin oil, the olives are cold pressed the first time, which is the highest grade, The extra virgin - the cheese or pulp mixed with hot water and pressed again, this is the lower grade olive oil. Dr.Oz stated that olive oil should not be heated, or cooked with, which heated kills out the natural inns cines that the body needs.my information came from world book printed 1972.
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Une capture dcran BlackBerry pour vous
How the hell did I spend £9 quid on my bill. I still have £5 free download credit left!?!
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To the Straight Guy at the Party Last Night Holt
This I’m afraid must be reposted for it’s awesomeness - taken from http://lansing.craigslist.org/rnr/1797870768.htmlA mutual friend of ours threw a big party for her 30th birthday, tons of people were there and it was a lot of fun. Somewhere along the line you and I ended up on the balcony for some fresh air at the same time. We started chatting; we talked about sports, books, tv – discovered we both are about to start our masters degrees and spent some time debating the pro’s and con’s of the educational system. We talked about hanging out sometime, and you wanted to meet my girlfriend. I understand how upsetting it was for you when I blinked mildly in surprise and said I was here with my husband. I know it was a shock to your system, if your face had turned any paler I might have called 911. You made a good recovery though - that hurried mutter of “I’m not like that” was very polite and you only knocked over two drinks and one vase in your hurry to rush to anywhere other than near me. I can’t blame you – I forgot how delicate you straight boys are. So I wanted to give you a few helpful hints about where you went wrong last night. 1) As a general rule we don’t walk around with big signs around our neck proclaiming our sexuality. No scarlet letters, no scent of hellfire and brimstone… sorry about that. 2) We do not generally assume that everyone within 5 feet of us must also be homosexual – it was nice of you to immediately reassure me that you are hetero, but it was really unnecessary. 3) Homosexuality is not infectious. While I am sure you meant no disrespect with your hasty departure; in the future you can rest assured that taking a few extra seconds in your mad dash for safety will not result in you being turned gay. It will however keep you from destroying expensive vases and knocking over senior citizens. 4) This next one may come as a surprise; but you are not, in fact, irresistible. The fact that you have a dick does not instantly turn me into a bundle of uncontrolled lust. Contrary to popular opinion, being in the same room with a straight man does not cause a gay man to instantly lose all common sense and basic common courtesy. Though I am not so sure about the reverse. 5) Homosexuals in general get a little irked when people treat us like some sort of leper. Rushing to another mutual friend of ours and advising him of my sexuality, so he could be “forewarned” was really uncalled for. 6) Upon being told (by said mutual friend) to stop being an idiot and that you were not my type anyway… it generally confuses the issue when you then proceed to become upset that I DON’T find you attractive. Three seconds ago you were running through a crowd of people with your hands cupped protectively over your junk as if I might attack you at any moment with a blowjob. See hint number 4. 7) We homosexuals have an odd sense of humor – I can’t help that. Something about watching you freak out as if all the demons of hell were after you just struck me as vastly amusing. 8) While being pissed at me for dissolving into uncontrollable laughter might be understandable… gathering a couple guys together to “teach the fag a lesson” is not. 9) You might also want to drink a little less and be a little more careful about the guys you approach for your little proto-hate-mob. 10) Assuming the two tall muscle-bound bruisers must be uber-hetero and just as appalled by my presence as you was your first mistake. It was an understandable one though. How were you to know that pflag tshirt the first guy was wearing wasn’t a sports team? Also the rainbow ring the second guy was wearing could have meant anything I am sure. 11) In retrospect I suppose that upon hearing your not very subtle hate-talk and seeing who you were heading for; I could have said something instead of just laughing harder. I apologize for that. I should have just introduced you to my husband instead of letting you walk up to him and ask him if he wanted to help you teach “that fag over there” a lesson. I hope that broken nose heals up cleanly.
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a hrefhttpwwwxfyrecomswlj2mehtmlLJ2MEa Summer
Here I am sat in my car listening to some hardcore in the respectable Englishshire country side. Although it’s a touch on the cold side (for what should be a summer season) it’s very pretty!
Too bad I’m far too much of a cracker to deal with the sun. It’s like vampyre-ism and all that jazz.
Reviewing my tweet from this weekend where I thought it would be a proper good idea to toddle off to @BristolFanPark at Queens Square I’m glad I didn’t after seeing the following days news! NCIS, CSI and Law and Order kept me away from some police harassment that evening. How very ironic.
Anyways, not too much on for the next little while may end up doing something at the end of the month if I can muster some “entertainment” monies for once!
Workwise all is going groovy and I get a few interesting work related weekends away over the next few months so that should be good fun too (I sound like a balloon fanatic and trust I’m so not)!
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One Up Bitches
I got bored of the crap on teevee, so now I’m sashin' ur koopaz in ur landz.
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Damaged corn could be a cause in the spread of HIV
Consuming damaged corn could be a cause in the spread of HIV virus among the population living in the sub-Saharan region of Africa, a new study suggests.
A high percentage of the corn crop is damaged by pests such as the cornstalk borer which in turn facilitate the formation of fungus derived toxins called fumonisins. Fumonisins are known to be harmful for humans and are one of the major causes for the high number of patients suffering from cancer of the esophagus.
Researchers from University of Georgia analyzed data from World Health Organization and the Food and Agriculture Organization and found that as the consumption of diseased corn grew, HIV transmission rates increased leading to suggestion that corn plays as a facilitator for the spread of the HIV virus.
Lead researcher Dr. Jonathan Williams said that while his study has found a plausible link between corn consumption and spread of HIV, more research was needed to prove the findings.
Source: bit.ly/auJpa0
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a hrefhttpwwwxfyrecomswlj2mehtmlLJ2MEa Good Morning LJ
I was going to make a post last night but then I fell asleep. Sorry!
Once I get out of bed I might even post some photos up or something!
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Royal Mail I hate thee
I’m going to tell you this in complete confidence (bearing in mind this is of course a publci post). The one thing that I ph34r is opening the post.
I get nothing that I want to read and I end up sending it else where.
Today I got something I expected but didn’t expect to actually have
delivered today.
My jerk van driver’s insurance are still debating liability and it’s now being settled as a 50/50 which I expected would happen. This will teach me for not getting witnesses.
On the bright side I can now look at booking my car in for a £250 repair, rather than my £500 excess. Thankfully my NCD is protected so it won’t make a fudge of difference to my premiums.
Lessions to be learnt: Protected NCD is worth the extra £30 a month and van drivers are assholes.
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a hrefhttpwwwxfyrecomswlj2mehtmlLJ2MEa Randomly these things happen
I was just dreaming about things as you do, and out of nowhere it was about things that should have happened but never did.
What a downer.
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Amazing Internet FACTs
I’ve just logged in to my eStat account, that I’ve had for a long long time. In fact, so long it out dates this LJ.It contains web statistics for:-146 mois : Avril 1998 - Mai 2010There was a long period I was with Citeweb. I really miss them. Too bad Fortune City bought it and it died under mysterious circumstances. If that never happened I’d still be hosted there today and I’d still have the citeweb.net email address. Crazy times.Is there anybody else who has some historical interwebs connections? Like a early on going blog or some such?
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New Desktop for June
So it’s technically summer weather now, so the iMac needs a changin' and here it is, say hello to June’s desktop gentleman.
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Chippenham is shit
This is the only place in the country where Tesco declined me a sale of a single bottle of Old Speckled Hen due to the locals.
What a fucking dump.
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What an amazing day it’s been outside. Too bad I’m too much of a cracker to actually stay outdoors for more than 20 minutes.
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a hrefhttpwwwxfyrecomswlj2mehtmlLJ2MEa Nobody likes your funk
My god look at the time, it’s almost bed time! What a day this has been, it’s warm and nice which is far from what you’d expect from the lousy weather this country is famous for.
I have some photos I’m going to post a bit later on of some random bits and some more intigration on the lj homepage concept.
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What a bunch of scum lords
I really really hate Debt Collectors, they’ve taken my complaint "seriously" and have come back to me with a shining example of how fairly they treat their "customers":-Mr Costelloe,I am in receipt of your below email and I note the contents accordingly.I have reviewed the calls in question and they have also been subjected to our strict monitoring procedure conducted by our Call Quality Manager. Neither of us found the conduct of Marianne, in the initial call, to fall below minimum standards.Contrary to your statement below she did not state that legal proceedings had already commenced. She did however confirm that legal action was pending. Furthermore Marianne did not refuse to deal with your debt management company what she did state was that she could not accept a minimum payment offer. This policy is not of Marianne’s making, it is however the instructions that have been passed to us by our clients. Instructions that we are contracted to abide by.Throughout the course of the call Marianne made no ‘demand’ for the full payment to be made.I am afraid that I cannot concur with your version of events below and I do not consider our agents conduct to have been below-par.Should you wish a copy of this recording I would ask you to make this in writing and mark it for my attention.RegardsRob SandsCompliance Manager of course they are also required to abide by what the OFT dictate as acceptable practice but choose not to pay any attention, because of course their "clients wishes" come first. Bearing in mind that this DCA has already bought the debt from the "client" and spent a whole lot less.I am of course willing to pay this debt like all the other debts I have, but at the same time I have bills, council tax, council tax arrears, gas, electric, transportation, food and the whole lot to deal with. As the change of circumstances last year with the fucking cunt chops who won’t be named (but I’m sure you’ll find their name else where on this journal) basically I don’t have large sums of cash edit: any spendable income or life outside working to pay bills.So I’m going to challenge these pricks as I’m not being threatened by anybody and I know perfectly well that if I get a CCJ out of it the magistrate will make me pay what is in my capability, which is pretty much a fairly low figure on a monthly basis, to which I have already offered them. They are of course in a position to do a bankruptcy order, but that can be staved off with a quick £100 payment taking it below the threshold for such action, but even still a court would be very reluctant to do that when I have other creditors who I owe a whole lot more to.
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a hrefhttpwwwxfyrecomswlj2mehtmlLJ2MEa I guess everybody is getting annoyed with m
Because really when have I last posted?
Livejournal is now my official homepage, I can’t be arsed with doing the seperate web thing now days, in fact it seems redundant considering just over 10 years of my life can be found on here. Plus now that I have my new blackberry a computer seems a touch redundant!
The only real thing I have news wise is that I’ve gone back to the AOL for my email needs (you can’t argue with psychotic spam filtering and unlimited imap mailbox action) and some how manage to get AOL calendar to duplicate my schedule.
What are you people up to? Reply or email my username @livejournal.com
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a hrefhttpwwwxfyrecomswlj2mehtmlLJ2MEa I think I got it
All you need to do is set the apn settings and it seems to work.
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Jabber
It seems a decent jabber client can get around my problem. Cheers Frank!
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Now that Im on the crackberry
I don’t have a decent LJ client. Annoyingly there is a tumblr client. This makes my brain hurt :(
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Ive entered the league of crackberry
I now have a blackberry bold 9700. It’s addictive. Like crack to a hooker. Post from mobile portal m.livejournal.com
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Jesus Fricking Christ
Seriously. I’m getting fed up of the BANG BANG SMASH BANG SMASH SMASH SMASH going on upstairs. Seriously, WALK don’t JUMP. In fact I’ve now noticed a few cracks in my flat now, which never existed last time I had a proper look a month or so ago.
I smell a relationship with the Army fighting of the Mongrel invaders above my head and the suspicious crackage. I think I shall soon have to inform the letting agent, I want my deposit back after all.
Edit: this was found in my Drafts Folder from last week!
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Seriously
When life throws you a budget and you want to have a few drinks, hit up ASDA you won’t get bladdered but this stuff is a case of 12 for less than a pint!
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Writers Block Take me to your leader
I do. In this universe we can’t be alone, it’s pretty much unpossible. Just think, there must be some kind of civilisation occuring out there in the big black empty space that is existing around us.If not then I guess I’m just a crazy in a tin-foil hat.
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a hrefhttpwwwxfyrecomswlj2mehtmlLJ2MEa Jeebus
I sound like an old woman but until about 4am I heard “stomp stomp crash stomp stomp” now it’s resumed probably for another 16 hours.
Angry cat is what I’m feelin'.
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Seriously
The man in the flat above is officially a bastard.
First there was the drunken smashing down the stairs, then there was the 6am “oh look what i did that was pretty funny” walk through with his friends.
Now, he’s not stopped stomping about and playing shit guatar music. It sounds like Ghengis fucking Khan is over for tea.
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a hrefhttpwwwxfyrecomswlj2mehtmlLJ2MEa I think Im a bit odd
Right now I’m having a drink outside the pub in the rain because I can get my own wifi from outside. Weird.
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I just got iPhoto to look for things
… and it found this. I am truly convinced that my computer is the
Internet hub for awesome.
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Technorati
Here is your claim token - 83KWYAMVMAZW - I am who I say I am!
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Whats Occurin
Greetings my LJ masseeve.
This week has been a long one and I have felt the wrath of my sleeping patterns for it. Monday was crazyness at the workings place, as one would expect. Tuesday was Tuesday. Wednesday however was different. I was on a course in London, so I had to get up at 5am to then get to the rail station for 6.35am. Easy one would think. But the rail station was over 20 miles away, so I had a 40 minute drive ahead of me.
I managed to get there for about 6.25 where, to my horror, I found Notwork Fail had changed the train time, so lucky my ass got that one otherwise the next train was 0722. I spent two hours on that train in that time I had managed to make my phone battery completely flat, so I was pretty much shagged for entertainment from that point onwards.
Did the whole tube thing, I desperately wanted to knock out some Londoners and remind them that PERSONAL FUCKING SPACE IS PERSONAL. This is why London makes me angry. I had quite a fair bit of time before the course so I decided to shop in Mayfair for a while. After the course I was going to see what Andrew was up to, but then I realised that I had no such phone to do this with, so I had to spend my time with an agressive London pigeon in Paddington station for an hour. SAD FACE.
I got back to the train station in nowhere Wiltshire about 19.45/20.00 then I drove back to my abode in Bristol. I ended up in Bristol for about 21.30, then I had to drag a number of car based items up three flights of stairs (whilst parked on double yellows) before running back out, parking and coming back to my place. Of course as it was Wednesday it was party time out my window. Alright I thought, the pub winds down at about 0.00, the club around 03.00 and the mindless masses vacate around 03.45/04.00.
I was so wrong. I woke up at my usual time of 05.45 to find that people were still wandering about singing in their drunken tones. I don’t know if I should be impressed, because it must have a been a brilliant night all around!
After that, Thursday was normal as you’d expect. Friday I had an NVQ thing in Swindon, so yet another early start. Parking in Swindon is an absolute arse ache, nobody wants to go to Swindon, it’s a shit pit, but the local council charges for car parking like it’s central Paris. To park for 8 hours in Swindon will cost you £22.50. What a scam. So we went to the train station and after vowing not to use an Apcoa car park (after the fuckers ticketed me 5 years ago) I caved in. It was £7.50 for 24 hours. You couldn’t debate with that.
Spent an interesting time with some youths and being bombarded with Maths and English tests. I did a mega fail with the Maths as they wanted you to work out the answers using techniques I haven’t used since I was 8 years old. That was 18 years ago. SERIOUSLY. Other than that, I got my parking monies worth from the free lunch and headed off back to the work place.
So that was my week. Today I spent most of the day in bed, I woke up at about noon. Sundays are so boring.
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Just fuck the lot of you I want off this fucking ride
Seriously TWO FUCKING DAYS after I kissed £1500 good bye on a new gearbox I get this:- Now obviously I have to throw more fucking money I already don’t fucking have at this, of course the road tax is also due (£118 for six months) and I have to get it through an MOT (£45) as well as source three new tyres (~£200/each) in the pending weeks.Seriously. WAS I FUCKING HITLER IN A PAST LIFE? DO I REALLY FUCKING DESERVE THIS FUCKING SHIT? WHAT THE FUCK!edit: oh did I mention this is on top of my repayment plan with the council tax, who if I don’t pay up, have a court order to have baliffs to take all my shit. Then there is the massive debt I still owe and the fact I barely can afford to live anymore. So no pressure.
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Uh oh
My iMac dock is a bit busy now.
What do I do? What do I remove? Do I really need Mail.app and Thunderbird (fuck yeah!)?
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Writers Block Take me as I am
Depends on how good the surgery was to be honest.
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OLTL
Not being a resident of North America has it’s benefits and it’s short falls. One of those shortfalls is anything on television is pretty much old news.I managed to stumble across some OLTL clips on youtube following the progress of Kyle & Oliver [Fish] (KISH), Sierra Rose (small child) and a freaky religious cult type interfereing every so often.It was rather interesting, so I had to watch 3 months of YouTube clips and eventually I became hooked (and how could you not, there was some serious baby daddy drama going on).Now I’m really quite in to it (and to be honest Scott Evans, phoar) and I’m watching it through the interwebs when the ABC Geofilter lets it’s guard down.
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Sometimes I wish that my life hasn’t taken place. Quite a selfish move really since it’s all about me and my problems and not all the bad shit I did to a whole lot of other people in the process.
I’m sure the people reading this have some concept of what is occuring and if not well, i’d like to say sorry for fucking up your existance but I can’t because that would be a lie.
I’m many things, i’ve delt with a whole lot of shit none of you would have the balls to stroll through and only come out somewhat fucked up over. But that’s why at the end of it I really have no feelings of any kind.
Turns out being a sociopath really fucking sucks sometimes. But honestly it’s kept me a float to this point, nothing like having no humanity eh?
So what is the point of this post? I’m clearly not going to sit here and say “oh i’ve done a number of pills, going to dye whine whine whine” because i’m not that kind of emo bitch (you really have to have a grasp of emotions to be emo) and i know perfecly good ways of leaving this planet that would inconvience a whole lot of people without the need to bitch about it on livejournal.
But i know i’ve slightly hit the booze a few times and made some posts about one particular person who was not only the making of what little soul i had but also broke it. Or at least i like to blame him for it, you see it’s not really his fault quite possibly i should have said something.
Instead i find myself in limbo ten years on, neither alive nor dead, just being.
I can’t really put in to text my life, i can’t make any of you fully understand where i’ve been, where i am and what will become. It’s probably a load of shit to you and i’m quite thankful of that, congratulations on normality let it blind you to the inherent evil i posess and represent.
This post isn’t about an end, it’s not about a person, it’s about me and what i can’t hold on to anymore. This journal has been with me all this time, it’s my outlet, my honesty (to an extent) and what represents the brand that is Kevin Costelloe. Because sure as the pope is catholic I’m far from a person and just a trademark against a concept.
I never thought I’d make it to 20 which i’m sure i posted about in a haze before so i didn’t quite expect the human brain in it’s capacity to deal with quite a level of subjects to leave me up shit creek at 27 years old, how fucking annoying these limitations.
I guess what i’m saying is that i really want to feel something other than an empty void burning with the pain of what will never be and who will never become and the things that will never happen.
But that’s not going to happen i’ve only felt love for one person on this planet, and it’s really a bizarre sensation why would any sane person want to give up everything for another individual? It’s fucking nonsense.
Er, what was i saying? Uh yeah, so how do i go forward now? I don’t have the answers anymore, i can’t keep using everybody in my path for my own personal gain, i can’t keep viewing those with a pulse as a bunch of meat bags.
I need to become human. I need to find somebody who will love me, i need to find somebody i can love. But it’s difficult.
As i said i can’t make anybody see the sense in what i’ve just written, you’d have to live the last 27 years in my shoes. But at least i wrote it down and it’s not a burden on me alone, it’s there on this journal even if nobody reads it.
Bye bye words. It’s been fantastic and see you tomorrow.
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I just made myself tea that i bought from sainsburys, total cost was £1.02. And it was absolutely amazing.
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Well, it’s good friday and I’ve got a full case of Guinness. I smell disaster. For my liver.
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CAR UPDATE
I spoke with the garage who have my car, they drained the gearbox oil and gear teeth came tumbling out.
I need a new gearbox, bye bye money.
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Well this is always interesting
Good Afternoon all,
So other than my LJ-cum-Microblogging that has been going on recently I haven’t been posting much yet again, I always tell myself that I will post more and do I? Of course not, cos that’s how I roll.
I think this is because of my serious interwebs problem at home (which I’m still awaiting a reply from Three) as I can’t get on to my iMac from not-home-location so I can’t use my Charm (which archives a local copy of my posts etc) so I think why bother. I’m lame really!
Anyways, back to the whole 3 No-bile Broadband issue, they’ve not replied to my email and it’s passed their 5-10 day waiting period, so I sent another shittier email and sent out a complaint by post demanding satisfaction (and two months credit for my troubles). So far, nothing. I think they’re ignoring me the fuckers.
On another topic, although my life is generally a shit pit of not quite good things, it turns out there will be something alright happening, which is my car is now inline for being repaired. For those who don’t already know, I have a serious gear issue which at some point will result in a B road being covered with the contents of said gear box. So I only drive to and from work and get a lift in from a small village as I can really only do about 5-10 miles a day. It sucks, I can’t even drive to Sainsburys and I’ve had to stop shopping at Morrisons too. I as if I’m in prison, I can’t go see friends evenings/weekends as I can’t get there, it’s shitty.
But soon, we’ll be back up and running and I’ll have my freedom again. I look forward to this.
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Sometimes my anger makes me laugh
Tonight I’m angry at a number of people (which is far from unusual), these are the highlighs:-"If I saw you on a zebra crossing, I’d run your fucking ass down and reverse just to make sure….. JUST KIDDING, I got no reverse gear, so I’d be spot on when your face hits my bumper the first time biatch.""Basically like [the Fat Bitch] in the cake aisle in Sainsburys, hoovering that shit up like her fat ass is going out of style."And my personal favourite "Tonight I saw the face of a sour trout. It made me want to heave in to an envelope and address it to "That Trout Cunt", with carrotty love."I either need to chill, win the lottery or just knife a few fuckers with a blunt blade to rid myself of this emo angst. I’m leaning towards the latter option.
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3 Customer Support Addressing Around The Issue
It’s worth mentioning, I’ve not received a phone call on my mobile or my home line. So I’ve had to re-register my email address in My3 so they’ll email me back. Another 5-10 days for a reply appearently. Honestly why is this shit so difficult. Your service isn’t working, your customer services are not helping me out. Don’t fuck about DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT.Dear Mr. Kevin Welford-Costelloe, Thank you for your recent email. To protect our customers’ data, we can only respond to an email address that has been registered with us. We’ve tried calling you several times without success. Please call us on 500 FREE from your 3 mobile (or 0843 373 0500 from any other phone*) and we’ll sort things out swiftly. When you call us, you can also update your contact details and register this email address so, in future, we can respond directly. Best wishes Prashant Gopalan 3 Customer Services 0843 373 3333 www.three.co.uk. Welcome to our network. *Calls charged at your national rate.
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Shit like this makes your customers angry
Since when was this acceptable? Ignore your customers through phone and email and fob them off with scripts? Honestly.Thanks for your email. This is an automated response. We’re sure it’ll answer your question but if it doesn’t, click ‘reply’ and give us more details about your query. Please don’t change the subject heading because this helps us direct your reply to the best place. Once you’ve completed the minimum term on your contract, you need to give us 30 days' notice if you want to cancel your contract. The easiest way to do this is to speak to our Customer Services team. If you want to change your account to Pay As You Go, we can do that for you. Or if you want to leave and take your mobile number with you, we can give you a Port Authorisation code (PAC). If you haven’t completed your minimum term and you want to cancel your contract, we’ll have to charge you an early termination charge. This is equal to your remaining line rental. If you signed up to your contract directly through us and you want to cancel under the 14 Day Money Back Guarantee, please speak to our Customer Services team. If you signed up through another retailer, you need to contact them to ask them about their return policy. If you’re near the end of your contract you’ll be eligible for some great offers like line rental discounts or a new phone. To hear about these options, just give us a call. If you have any further queries, call us on 333 from a 3 handset (free) or 0843 373 3333 from another phone (national rate). Thanks for contacting 3. Regards 3 Customer Services 0843 373 3333 www.three.co.uk Welcome to our network
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I DEMAND SATISFACTION
REF: Mobile Broadband 0784694XXXXMy mobile broadband has been working fine until about the middle of February. Then for no reason and no change to my router or it’s settings I have started to have a problem with connectivity.I have a WIFI router box (see this image: www.flickr.com/photos/ke…) that I use at home which does all the normal broadband router bits but using the USB modem to make it’s connection, this box at no point drops the connection. This is the important bit, the connection REMAINS ACTIVE with an IP address assigned to it. But what happens is the connectivity just ceases to be routable, nothing in and nothing out and the only way to fix it is with a reboot of the wifi box.Now this is a problem when you’re not always at home and spend the time working over SSH and VNC on your home computer, last time it died I wasn’t able to sort it out for over a week. I called 500 (broadband support) who blamed my cookies and internet files for this issue, which is not the case as it appears that the IP address/connection ceases to be routable.Now this issue is RANDOM, don’t get me wrong it ALWAYS does it now, but the unroutability thing can be anywhere from 6 minutes in to the connection to 6 days. And it’s not for lack of activity, something is always looking to access something online for example MPOP (POP3 client) polls gmail every ten minutes.This has now been going on for a MONTH, it is causing me all sorts of problems and if it isn’t resolved I will be taking actions to terminate the contract as you are not providing me a service fit for use. I reqire somebody who will not go through a standard computer diagnostic script to call me about this. This issue has nothing to do with my cookies and my computer certainly doesn’t need a reboot.Yours Sincerely,Kevin Costelloe
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Six hours after my router rebooted last it went down again. OK I thought it will do a reboot at 9pm. Did it fuck, either the network blew up or i fried my router.
Edit: It rebooted this morning. The connection was up for SIX minutes before it went unroutable. It’s a joke.
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What the hell is going on with 3
I have broadband with everybody’s favourite network Three. Until about the middle of February everything was fine and dandy with the connection, broadband speeds as the network was upgraded perfect. Then for no reason a problem came out of the woodwork.Now I have a WIFI router box that I use at home which does all the normal broadband router bits but using the USB modem to make it’s connection, this box at no point drops the connection. This is the important bit, the connection REMAINS ACTIVE with an IP address assigned to it. But what happens is the connectivity just ceases to be routable, nothing in and nothing out and the only way to fix it is with a reboot.Now this is a problem when you’re not always at home and spend the time working over SSH and VNC on your home computer, last time it died I wasn’t able to sort it out for over a week. I called 500 (broadband support) who blamed my cookies and internet files for this issue, because obviously COOKIES BLOCK THE INTERNET PIPES which leads to unroutable IP addresses.So now, the only work around, which no doubt has ruined any kind of warranty on my wifi box (and which will stop working when they do a firmware update) is to get my computer to run a telnet script that uses the routers TTY interface to force a software reboot and thus a new IP address is obtained and the cycle resumes.Now this issue is RANDOM, don’t get me wrong it ALWAYS does it now, but the unroutability thing can be anywhere from 6 minutes in to the connection to 6 days. And it’s not for lack of activity, something is always looking to access something online, MPOP polls gmail every ten minutes, the iMac does a webcam upload every ten minutes, etc.But of course, trying to get somebody in an indian call centre who only reads from a script to understand this, is not going to happen. And actually it’s bloody annoying and I’m now shopping around for a fixed line solution. When Three screw up, they don’t do it half assed.Anybody else in the country experienced this. I’m in BS1, which according to Customer Service "has no issues" when clearly there are.Edit:- This is what I’m talking about…
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Im not best pleased about this shit
I’ve got this email this afternoon (and not the previous one they mention) and I’m not at all pleased about this. Mainly because I’ve had no part in this, I deal with my own rubbish on the correct day and I only produce a bag or two at most. Anything else I deal with on my own (taking to skip, etc). Of course all the other tennants don’t give a flying fuck and now I’ve got to partake in paying for their mess. Jerks.
This is why I left the other place, I got nailed for £150 of gas and electric I never used (the housemates racked up a £550 bill from individual electric heaters in their rooms as well as the central heating
- which I was happy to contribute to a point as I only ever got a few hours of it in the morning/evening when I was working 14 hour days).
Bah.
Tenants of Address, Bristol
Further to the email of 18th February (attached below), with regards to the rubbish that has been acumulating in the meter cupboard on the ground floor, we are writing to advise that we can see no improvement in the situation, and the rubbish is still building up.
As such, we have no other option than to have the rubbish professionally removed - the cost of this will be £100, which will be spread over the 4 flats that are occupied in the building (as we cannot ascertain where the fault lies).
If the rubbish is not removed by tomorrow, 3rd March, then our contractor will attend to dispose of the waste at cost.
From: land@lord Sent: 18 February 2010 12:52 Subject: Address, Bristol
Tenants of Address, Bristol
We have been notified that there is a considerable build up of rubbish accumulating in the meter cupboard immediately to the left of the main front door. This will encourage rats to get into the building, and if this occurs, the charge to rid the property of rats will be payable by yourselves, the tenants.
Please could you therefore all take measures to ensure that this rubbish is collected on the correct rubbish day and removed from the cupboard, as it is beginning to degenerate and will soon become a bigger problem.
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So i checked the weather on my phone, it says right now it’s 0c. Ok I thought, then it showed me the real feel factor of -8c.
I don’t feel very spring like anymore.
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It’s quick I’ll give you that but expensive.
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Mutterings from This Week
Do you realise how much I would like a beer, not just any beer but a nice one. But I can’t because I’m pre-payday po' and it’s no fun.Oh well, such is the life as they say. Well, it’s been a while since I wrote to any form of blog medium, with of course the exception of the wine fuelled emo action on my LJ. But I’ve hid that entry (I’ve still not read it, but I’m sure it’s not very pleasant) so it might resurface at some point.I might as well go in to a few things in this entry, because I used to blog to put things out in the open in a text form which I’d probably not put out there in the spoken word, because it’s easy to distance yourself from these matters. Now I find myself in a vapid expanse of My FaceSpace and Twitter not writing much of anything, which is a piss poor act on my part, seeing as this Web 2.0 Shitefest is starting to wear a bit thin.I think some of you may recall I twittered "Seriously, was I Hitler in a past life, because there has to be a reason why the universe is being a right cunt to me ALL THE FUCKING TIME." unfortunately I think I’m starting to get in to a bit of a depression cycle, honestly I probably should have seen it coming as there is a family trait for addictions and depression and guess what, I don’t have an addictive personality, so I think I’ve been given t’other genetic choice.Right now everything isn’t working out, I’m rather seriously in debt, my mobile phone is being restricted every other month because I can’t pay the bill, my car’s gearbox is about to explode all over a carriage way and I can’t afford to do anything about it and I’m getting rather threatening calls from Debt Collection Companies, although I have employed a debt management company to deal with everything financial now as I just can’t do it myself, yet the bastard DCs keep calling (and there are a few good ones who are now aboard the Debt Management Plan), so I feel as if I can’t even pick up my own phone. My love life is in shambles and officially a relationship has moved in to an "estranged" status, which although expected and trust I got over that shit years ago (as if I didn’t already have enough on my plate) is still, indescribable.But I live each hollow day as the days that have passed it. Hey ho.Now on that bright note, I think i’ll need to bid you farewell for now and I’ll come back and write something slightly more upbeat. Possibly with photos.
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Now that my father has defriended me off facebook would you say our relationship can finally move in to the “estranged” category? Because the current setting of “occasional contact by email once every 6 years” is a bit pointless.
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This may be a bit of a long shot, but is there anybody around who might be able to spot me a tenner until next week? I’m a bit stuck today.
I can send a/c details and will pop it back in your account next friday.
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Drink makes you emo
Potentially I may be covering up the last post and never consuming alcohol ever again (well consuming two bottles of wine that is).
Seemed like a good idea at the time!
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Alchohol makes you say shit
Let me tell you a story of where I started from. I did it once back in the day when I found emotion, it was brought on by one person. The only person in history to hurt me, burrow down and cause the utmost amount of pain in the world that burns and stabs even further to this day.
When I was 6 months old my parents split, my mothers addictive personality found that weed, then crack and finally heroin was much better than her kids. As my father had fucked off some time ago my half brother obviously had a bit of an advantage.
So eventually it culminated in her leaving me to fend for myself. It was 1999. By that time
my half brother was smoking up weed at his fathers house quit school and becoming a complete
doley thanks to me. When I was 4 years old I was running around keeping his ass breathing.
Shows me fucking right really.
Anyways, moving on (because I seem to be well good at that), it was 1996. I had changed from design teschnology to business, and one the first day I met the most amazing man to walk this shitty fucking evil planet. His name was frank, he was beautiful on the inside and on the outside, at first I knew there was going to be a bit of a problem, for the first time in my life in the queue in to that classroom I found myself in awe to him. I eventually became friend with him, over a year or so when I finally succombed to him. I fell in love. This was an extemely odd point in my life, I’m a technical boy, everything works in a begining middle and end there is no feeling or movement in the act of breathing and existing, point to point.
He made me feel better about myself, he made me feel I am important but most importantly he made me FEEL.
I tried to do everything in my power to make myself more attractive to him, I found myself even outright lying to woo him. I only lie to people to get what I wanted to survive.
Every moment was about him. But alhough he was the sweetest man on the planet he would have never wanted me. He wanted women.
I tried to tell him, but I never wanted to lose him, I rather be a friend thanmnothing in his
life; I don’t think you understand how much he meant to me, I eventually told him in an email.
He was alright but wasn’t supportive, so how could I tell him I loved him so much?
I never did in the end. I regret it.
I would give my life to have one kiss, nothing ore just a kiss. I still love him. Nobody has evber made me feel lobve other thann him. he’s everything, i’m nothing.
i dont want to be here without him, ive spent 11 years trying to forget. i cant. every day is painful. like being astabbed in the face. nothing but pain.
without him i feel dead. I want to be dead. i can’t deal with this.
there is nobody on the planet that i care about other than frank. i had a dream about him not too long ago and I woke up crying. me crying? honest;ly.
why does it still hurt, why has nobody replaced him in my life.. just why?
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Your humour is mediocre at best so is your station too
So this morning I receive a call, the man is clearly barking mad, or at least this is what it transpires to be for about 30 seconds before it clicks in, this might be a wind up. Imagine the following them parts in a highly posh voice and not completely verbatum.
Me: Alroite m’luver* Hot Balloon Flight Corp Ltd, Kevin Speaking, how can I be of help? Them: Calvin? Yes? Me: It’s Kevin. Them: It’s Harrold Double-Barrelled Surname! Me: Hello! Them: I’m looking for a balloon flight, like that Richard Branson chap! Me: SORRY YOU’VE NOT CALLED VIRGIN LAUGH HERE Them: I’m looking for a valentines flight! Me: Well unfortunately I don’t have one on valentines day as we are fully booked, however, I can do a voucher for a flight on a later date. Them: I don’t want a voucher, I would like a flight! Can I book a flight and I’ll call it a valentines gift! Me: Alright, we start off from (price) for M-F AM vouchers… Them: (price) QUUUUUIIIID THAT’S AMAZING! Them: I want to book a ballon flight to Paris, can I fly to Paris?! Me: (phone on mute) I have a fucking wind up here. Me: I’m sorry we can’t fly to Paris I’m afraid, we can only fly up to 10 miles from where we take off. Them: I want to fly from my estate in Leicestershire to Paris! Me: Unfortunately we can’t do that I’m afraid, it’s not possbile. Them: Richard Branson did it around the world! Me: (wtf pause) …. (more blank space) I’m sorry that’s not possible with one of our ride flights.. Them: Calais! Me: Unfortunately that’s not possible I’m afraid. Them: London! Me: Unfortunately that’s not possible I’m afraid. Them: Paris! Me: Unfortunately that’s not possible I’m afraid. Them: So what can I do for valentines? Me: As I have advised I can do a flight voucher for another time, however, we wouldn’t be able to do what you have asked for. Is there anything else I can do for you today otherwise I will need to terminate this call. Them: Vienna! Me: I’m sorry I now have to terminate this call, thank you for calling good bye.
After I got off the phone I said, that sounded like a piss poor radio prank, and more than likely to be from the countries shittiest local radio station, Heart FM.
The prank was neither cleaver nor funny, so it had to be them!
We later listened to the call again, did a google on the name he used and low and behold it was Heart FM out of the East Midlands. Supprise.
I found the washed up looking never have beens on Facebook. Now I ponder revenge. Suggestions?
- = Definately not verbatum, but quite local. Related Twitterings: here and here.
edit: missing some ‘T’ action up there..
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So I’ve been up since about 8am, which for a sunday is pretty early. Got home in rather good time seeing as I was going on average 45mph.
Since I’ve been home I have taken full advantage of my free bandwidth between my server in the kitchen and my iMac in the lounge.
I’ve been tinkering with the BBS, uploading files and going crazy with remote desktop. Life is awesome without lag.
I must say since moving this in-house I’ve saved a considerable amount of money, hosting abroad cost 68 euro a month now it costs 20 quid a month extra in electric although summer time might throw a bit of a challenge.
Even more supprising is the level of service I’m getting out of Three most of the time it’s flawless speed (considering the VPN is capped at 128k/68k) as a traditional fixed line service.
The only exception to this is Friday and Saturday night when the local area becomes phone busy.
I also have an odd request, if anybody knows of or has those shareware disks or CDs that came with magazines back in the 90s either windows or mac I would love to get my hands on their content.
If you could email me (lj username @livejournal.com) and i can arrange for an upload method.
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Life is full of difficult decisions and tomorrow is one of them.
I’ve got to drive home on a ropey gearbox limited to 45mph and avoiding lower gears. I’d prefer to use public transport but the cost of a return journey is looking nigh on £30!
What a joke no wonder public transport is in a shambles. The most expensive part is the train that goes 5 miles!
Honestly, the government prices you off the road with road duty on fuel and road tax every year with no suitable alternate. God bless rip off britian courtesy our cheating lying MPs and their puppet master Gordon Brown.
But I’m not bitter….
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I paid for an MMS but
… LiveJournal ate it and shat it back out. Sad face.
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Incumbent Leaders Activate Sexual Feelings
Or so the SPAM monkies tell me.I really need to spend some more LJ love time, honestly, life is so boring with Facebook. I remember the days when I used to post camwhore pictures here!Recently the following occured:-In no particular order. Good day.
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Ive now got the new LiveJournal Messenger
I’ve now got the new LiveJournal Messenger. My Windows Live ID is mmn@livejournal.com. Sign up now and we can chat!
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You dont know fear
.. until your gearbox/clutch starts banging about squealing and screaching like it’s going to die a horrible evil death, then when you take it out of gear it won’t go back in still smashing about in it’s own innards while you’re driving in the second lane of a contra-flow with the last remaining part of the hard shoulder waving you good bye a mile away.
Thankfully it forced back in to gear and didn’t make a noise all the way in to the city centre. But it slipped and stank in first gear to make a point.
I guess the new priority debt this month is the car. Yay, I hate my fucking life.
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Id Anytime Your Banking
It might just be me, but I enjoy logging on to my online banking (considering I only have 20p left) when I’m presented with good ol' Melv.
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For some reason I’m both tired and hungry right now and i just had some chips. I don’t understand does this make me a vampyre or some shit?
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Er hi
Hi guys.Username "madsquirrel" has come to the end of it’s life. Thankfully so did the community "mmn". Therefore I am now .
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Hey guys, I’m seriously considering a new start at everything right now although i have a job i like i don’t really have the wages i did before which was pretty much all that kept me in this part of england. My tennancy is coming up in april and for some time i’ve considered my options.
One of them is remain in wilts/bristol, the other is move up north but honestly what is more on par with where i expect to be in my life is Ireland.
I’m somewhere between Belfast and Dublin with more of a slant on Belfast. Obviously before i tell my letting agent to go fuck himself (verbatum) does anybody know anybody there who might know of jobs, etc there otherwise it would be stupid to leave what i have now for nothing else where. Even in dublin too to be honest but that is more of a second option.
And when i say this is friends only keep this to yourselves and i know one or two of you who might in advertantly say something. You say nothing at all, even to somebody who you think might know, you keep it to yourself or consider yourself no longer a friend.
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miracle of the world
this is awesome, I managed to get PuTTY for my nokia so I’m posting this from my N97 via a ssh connection to SDF using Charm.
so what is new in the world LJ?
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a hrefhttpwwwxfyrecomswlj2mehtmlLJ2MEa Yeah
I has an lj mobile client now.
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Long Saturday Night
I’ve been watching series one of Trueblood since saturday evening. Just fell asleep through the last episode now. That’ll be something to do in a few hours!
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My russian friend
I’ve been reunited with my friend vodka. He’s a good friend but only in moderation.
(I really should have nattered this - natter.ca)
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Americans redoing tv
Seriously Life on Mars USA needs to double check their continuity. Last time I checked Verizon was a recent addition to the us telecoms market, so a bit odd to see their great honking logo slapped across a building back in the 70s.
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1256320
Crackberry users, anybody want to get some PIN action?
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North American Folk
All my North American types, I have a legacy Grandcentral Number (now Google Voice) and it turns out I get free of charge SMS to Canada and the US which I can have delivered on my Crackberry.
If you’re up for some SMS halarity just text me on (312) 285-0340. You can call that number too and if I’m on GTalk I can speak. If you want to leave bizzarre voicemails then go for it to, they get transcribed.
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730am
Things should not exist at this hour. It’s pitch black, I’m stuffed with phlem and my backend is equally not feeling the spirit of the morning.
I bet it’s freezing out too.
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Contact Details Update
Hi everybody - could you update your email & contact numbers here for me please and I’ll send out a vcard back - bit.ly/5QGECY
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December and January are shit
So er, hi LJ.
It’s all gone wrong. Happy shitty holidays.
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Dogs
Dogs unfortunately aren’t very smart. Take these two next to me, they’re convinced I have treats so are spending a fair bit of time with me to get something delicious.
Unfortunately they’re wrong and likely won’t be pleased when it finally hits them (in 5 years time). Post from mobile portal m.livejournal.com
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Holiday Freeshit
I can give away ten livejournal dollars to ten people. If you want plz emails.
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Decisions Decisions
I’m thinking about my current choice of web site. I’m so indecisive. Assist me great public!
Do I keep this or do I fill this up with content and stick with it?
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Compare the bands
Last show I went to see at the O2 Academy was Basshunter. They had a big stage lots of flashing lights, repeated songs twice and finished up in under an hour. Cost £23.
Electric Six on the other hand cost £10 had a bit of a ropey local band followed by Eureka Machines and I must admit although I’m not really a rock fan they were fucking hot shit. Once Electric Six hit the stage it was amazing they were on for nigh on 2 hours played a shit load of songs including the favourites and the pints were 30p less than when basshunted popped around for a bit of tea and fuck off home.
I didn’t take any photos cos seriously it was amazing and I was entranced in the music. If you have a chance to see electric six, do it or I’ll kill you.
Best thing of the night they finished off 10 minutes before 11pm which was enough time to get from Frogmore St to the coop and get myself a pizza. Get in!
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Boring days
So I’m day two in to holiday time. So far I have done nothing but eat and sleep.
Just what I needed!
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Days off
Today I have a day off and so far I’ve not got dressed until about now (being 2pm) I’ve watched trisha and laughed at chavs.
If only I had one the lottery and got paid to do this daily.
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Jabber
Anybody have a jabber account? Just downloaded pandion so starting to use mine more - kevin at mmn.on.ca
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ITV1
This Cheryl Cole’s night in is shit. Who ever thought this was a good idea needs to do the world a favour and get the hell off the planet.
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Challenge for 2010
I’m determined to:-
- Touch up my French. B) Learn Inuktitut. iii) At least make futher effort at the whole Russian thing….
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Rockin at the Disco
City life is defined by the weird shit people say outside your window.
“I know I look shit, but I love this”.
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Oops
Tried to use my internet at home which is a bit non functional. That was the important direct debit I needed to sort out. Hum.
Next issue - finding out the mobile number to call three tomorrow with!
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Internet 3
Ah the myspace photo is my favourite part of surfing about the internet. Each angle is the same yet unique and those involved always seem to find a perfect angle
… But then post other images which prove they only have once decent angle to offer.
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Ugh
I’m not really feeling today. Can we just fast forward to, say, friday?
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Fud
I has sandwich it has branstons pickle. Nom nom nom.
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Lady Gaga
Is officially my new diety. Shift on Jesus.
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Lost Weekend
There is something rather nice about having a weekend where nothing of any concequence happens. Much like this weekend where my most interesting peak was going to Morrisons to purchase one pound beer.
Also I must say one pound beer finds itself drunk rather quickly and tastes bloody brilliant.
I’ve noticed that in probably the past few years I haven’t been putting the proverbial pen to paper and not fully utilising the magic that is my livejournal. Which is a shame really me and this journal had some good times and we had sow bad times but more importantly it’s got 10 years of my life recorded.
When I found livejournal from a web cam called “Pinky Cam” and registered my details under my then handle ‘nrgonline’ I never thought that I’d end up recording this amount of time and all these events on it. Strange how it all works out.
A this present time I’m not doing any of what I used to all the interesting events that made my life what it was and all the people I met through those events. Recently I’ve let life get me down and as a result of that I remain constantly down, there are parts of my life I want to change and there are parts I must change or I’ll end up going postal.
Although the concept of climbing a clock tower sounds rather interesting, getting capped down by some armed police doesn’t seem the best idea of leaving this silly planet.
Hey ho. Anyways I’ll end this post now since the rubbish x factor is on the telly box and this post is getting a bit long and ranty.
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Explain this
I think we all know my feelings on gingers let alone the scottish, so why is the ginger scot on Casualty so fit?
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How strange
Orange answerphone seems obsessed with me recording a personalised message. I don’t know why because I don’t want to record one!
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Follow on from this morning
I feel like having a pizza. Is there a trend starting to show? Post from mobile portal m.livejournal.com
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Overheard in Morrisons
For those who don’t yet know, Morrisons is doing a 4pk of Carlsberg bottles for a quid a pack. Obviously there is a limit of 3 per customer.
As I walk through the door trying to grab some lager action I’m blocked out with this conversation:-
C = customer unit S = stock chap
C … But we’re two customers. S the offer is a quid a pack to a maximum of three. C BUT WE’RE TWO CUSTOMERS S only if you pay seperately. C well that’s silly Iets not bother then.
Seriously either take the offer or bugger off don’t cockblock other customers so you can faff around making yourselves look midly retarded.
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Question of the day
Was it wrong to have pizza for breakfast?
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I once saw a tshirt
It said “I hate my life and I want to die” with a rainbow and some stars.
Right now I’m feelin' what it was sayin'
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Humanity what is up
Is it just me or is the entire population going retarded pretty quickly?
Today alone I witnessed (and nearly became part of) a lorry cutting across three lanes of.moving traffic without hesitation, just indicated and did it as if indication alone was sufficient enough to cease all traffic.
Further to this journey in this morning there was fog, bloody loads of it and visability was pretty poor. So you’d as a basic have some kind of lights on your vehicle to not only see a bit better yourself but actually BE SEEN. I passed over 20 cars with no form of light action.
Yesterday roads all over the place were closed due to accidents and the temperature only went down to -4 at it’s absolute worst in this area there was some ice but clearly what little there was people decided to go to town and do something magically stupid.
Over this whole year I’ve spoken to people who have no sense of personal responsability for their own actions alarmingly they actually believe what they were saying was OK in such a manner that normal people like you or I would say they planet is round and consists of various species of mamal, fish and incects amongst other things.
What’s happened did we all get drop(kicked) on the heads making us all go dumb?
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So we meet again
When I got myself paid I went online to the ebay and got myself a blackberry 7290 which I’m now using to write this. If you’re one of my friends I will send you a message with my crackberry email address.
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I made it stick
FROM: Kevin.com.ua
If Jesus could fire laccybands across the room and make them stick to walls like this, that shit would have been in the bible. But he didn’t, so I win one over Jesus, now get worshipping me for my miracle
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Just wind the bastards down
Just delt with something I got in the post today, it’s nothing horrible, but really it was severely depressing. Although it did throw a side of anger in there, I’m amazed after all the fuck ups the banking system has done with the worst offender being NatWest and it’s respective bail outs from our tax money. God knows I cough up thousands in income tax, road tax, petrol tax, VAT and the like which is being funnelled in to these assholes.
But then they have the audacity to blow a small debt (200-300) in to 2ks worth of “Charges” and “Interest” which they liberally make up. In any other line of reality it woud be classed as thieft or fraud. Pricks.
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Updates over the weekend
I’ve re-modified my website yet again, for those who haven’t seen the whole WestFest thing have a look here.
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Just Dont Prolapse
I tried to post through the LJ Mobile Portal but I wasn’t feeling it, so back I go on tha Charm through SSH. Nothing can beat a good terminal session.
I’m having a slight issue with my mobile, probably has something to do with using the finances that should have gone towards my phone bill elsewhere, so contact me temporarily by twitter DM and it will go to my temp phone. Alternatively, skype: madsquirrels as I have my Wifi phone on all the time now. I feel so disconnected.
I’ve started applying for second jobs again, so if anybody knows some weekend action going in Bristol email me (LJ username @livejournal.com). Other than that life moves on and I can’t remember the date.
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this is a test
fact Post from mobile portal m.livejournal.com
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Paradox of the Day
I like “J’adore Hardcore”, but I hate Scooter. How the hell do I get around this paradox?
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Getting Tax raped again
Of the 109.9p (according to the total down the road) you pay for petrol, 70p of that is tax.
Drop the VAT and fuck the motorist, thanks Gordon.
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Subject I dont DO subjects
O HAI.
So this was the first day of the whole clocks go back thing. Nothing more depressing than getting to work in the dark, then when you leave it’s pitch black outside. Gives you a reason to get up in, er, utter darkness.
But we look forward to the weekend, for it is the weekend of Westfest at the Bath and West Showground in Shepton Mallet. I’m still between getting blotto and staying sober.
One option means I have to budget an extra 20 sheets for the coach and the other means I can spend money getting hyped up on Red Bull and not find myself waking up in a toilet (again). Maybe I’m getting old but I’m thinking towards the latter.
However, that also means I need to have everything with the car LEGAL,
tyres and tax-which-expires-on-the-31st up to date cos the po-po like to
follow and stop people leaving places like that. Last year I was followed
from the county lines to the middle of Devizes by the Wiltshire Police.
Halariously they had a headlight which was misaligned, so I pulled over
for a bit let them and their illegal headlighted landrover pass. 3 miles
down the road there they were waiting before following me up the ass for
the next 30 miles.
Plebs didn’t even pull me over, how annoying, I would have expected getting a breath test out of it for all the hassle….
But I seem to digress and I seemed to have forgot what I was about to write from this point.
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Time zones
Is it just me or did everybody else feel it a bit weird making it in to work “an hour late” this morning.
Why do we torment ourselves with this BST business?
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weekendy
Hello livejournal.
just making a quick update from my phone through an ssh connection to my imac via the medium that is charm my lj client.
this weekend has been alright, had a few drinks at a friends birthday party at their home, did some drinking games but halariously woke up feeling rather good.
unfortunately though i got back home at around 11am and then slept until 7pm. so much for sunday.
this weekend coming though i’m doing westfest so we’ll see how that goes.
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1232247
I appear to be bruised. I do not know how. Plz explain.
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Suck my freeview
Has your Freeview TV or box stopped working following a re-tune?
A limited number of early Freeview TVs and boxes may fail when re-tuned. A list of models affected is available here which includes manufacturer phone numbers. If you discover your equipment is affected, Freeview recommends you contact the manufacturer.
How about you pricks give me a new box, you broke it after all. Fucking
money I don’t have and I’m paying this pissing TV Licence only to be able
to watch fucking BBC One and BBC Two. Fucking boring shit on a sunday.
Bastards.
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Touch my disco stick
Evening.I thought I’d make a post to livejournal since my broadband has gone apeshit at home and is rather randomly letting me in every so often. So I can’t man handle Margret Thatcher by SSH or VNC. Boo hiss.So what’s new in my existance? Well not much, but hey ho this is the exciting world of being me. I was going to see District 9, but my mate pulled out at the last minute. Then was going to do some drinks with the following day but then he got hungover and tired. So my weekend was a bit of a washout, but where there is failure one can find success in the Tescos.I got some Kimchi action on. Woo!Other than that, I can’t really say much because I’m clearly leading a boring shitty life.
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Ignore Me for I am Junk
This is a test…
I may or may not delete it laterz.
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I SOLD OUT MAN
I have added my Google ADs to my LJ to try out this feature and see how it affects me as one of those bitchy perminant account holders.
So far I still have 19.93 in my Google Account. Sort this out internet.
In unrelated news I might be going to bed. But more importantly I need to remember to buy from The South African Shop and SkyCo.
Oh and I now got KEVIN.NOM.ZA. But I don’t know what to do with it!
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Harry nose.
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I can not handle the
Good evening livejournal. Hows it going?
Today i’ve worked on kevin.com.ua it seems better with my own brand of crappy cms system but hey ho it’s working. Might get it online by the end of the week. But for now time for beds.
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Recently Twattered
This is the TEST shipment you asked for
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You gotta cook it by the book bitch
See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.
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Good morning update
So now that I’ve single handedly shagged out kevin.com.ua in two minutes flat, i decided to do a make over of the site so it’s simples.
When i finish it later today you will all be aroused with it’s glory. Fact.
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B0rk1ng
Oops. I just killed kevin.com.ua rather spectacularly.
However, I will take this moment to make a new one. A better one. A wordpress-less one.
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Wales its sux0rs
I’m in a field in Wales. Three hours it took and a ropey burger.
I hate Wales.
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I lost my 2nd job because of you people
Please get your Swine Flu panic on by phone between the hours of 4pm to Midnight on Saturdays and Sundays only.
KTHNXBI
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Another Weekend Rolls On
So, well it’s been a while since I’ve done anything here. The last time I went to post the LJ had broken and I couldn’t get Charm to work, so I decided to boot up TTYtter and bitch about it on the Twatter.
Anyways, it’s been very busy in my life, very, very busy. I’ve now got a second job to help (barely) make ends meet with all this tribunal business going on. So the weeks are 7 days of non-stop arse not hitting the ground action. So that’s a bit draining but needs must now that my severe drop in income means my normal job pay is just spent on bills and then my second job pay is the stuff I live off of. I’ve also had another few issues with TwatWest amongst other companies which aren’t making life easier, but one is now seeking advice for such problems.
On the other hand things are looking up, on this weekend job I’m actually in a better place both financially and personally, I’ve started to mingle with new people and not just the same group, a number of people in different groups which is always good for the soul. I’ve also started to put time back in to MMN which needed to be done for years, so I’m back on the hobby track. Really I’m just starting to put my life back together while it’s in the process of falling apart (thanks to a group of people and you know who you are - and may you get what you deserve for it).
So yeah. Shit loads of negative and a bit of positive. But something is better than nothing, right?
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This is some sexy man.
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How annoying
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Freak out the masses get drugs WIN
I’m still bored of Swine Flu. BBC News has been harping on about it for the last hour now with advice for expectant mothers (PANIC! DON’T USE PUBLIC TRANSPORT!), for children (PANIC! YOU’RE PROBABLY CARRYING IT NOW!) and so forth. Seriously.
I know somebody who’s child was diagnosed with Swine Flu.
How you might ask, well they go through a check list and
if most of them seem to fit then they scream SWINE FLU and pack you full
of Tamiflu. The GP also spotted it could be an ear infection, so they
packed her with antibotics for that too.
No points for guessing which treatment was successful. I’ll give you a hint, it wasn’t Tamiflu.
That’s like going to a GUM clinic with a cold and being diagnosed with HIV because some of the symptoms seem to meet a criteria. Imagine the panic (EVERYBODY HAS HIV!).
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Sometimes you cant make this shit up
OH MY GOD BBQWTF TARRARESM I BAK!?!?!?/1/1/1
Swine Flu PANDEMIC is worse that TARRERESM.
HOLY SHIT WE@RE ALL GOING TO DIE, RAPE AND PILLAGE THE END IS NIGH!
Fuck sake.
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Randomly sunday
I’m quite enjoying my city based sunday, so far I have set up my flat to a nice comfortable living area (as you have probably gathered) it’s starting to get sunny and warm so I’ve upened up the windows to let in some air. I’ve got good signal on the broadband so I can surf and listen to RadioFG over the wifi radio. All in all it’s going nicely.
Not everything of course is going well, but really at least something is for once.
Anyways, it’s been a while since I posted anything anywhere, I’ve kind of gone reclusive to be honest, but I guess that can be normal some times. I’m also contemplating a whole lot of random things now from the meaning of life to what phone I should upgrade to when my contract is up in August.
I’ve also started to look for a second job as well, I found one that I rather hope I get, it’s a late shift from 11pm to 4am friday and saturday nights which is good as I can’t afford to have friday or saturday nights at the moment. Good times.
I’ve also got 4.35 left on the electric meter, so hopefully that will last until the end of the month so I can finally use the new key and send this one back to EDF. But fair play to it, I ran for 4 months on a 50 quid top-up. I’m also destined to get my water bill and gas bills shortly AND my TV licence will drop to 12 a month in august (if not september) YEAH!
So that’s pretty much the news at the moment so I’ll start writing junk more often to prove that I still alive. Especially now that I have a decent command line client on Maggie Thatcher (my iMac).
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Flat is looking better now
Here, because iWeb just happened to be open, have a look at this. I’m pleased it’s all starting to shape in to my own space now:-
@Juno.com.mx
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I likes the text innit
Hello,
This is a test using CHARM on the command line client. I don’t really like vi, can I cheap out and use PICO some how?
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Ive now got the new LiveJournal Messenger
I’ve now got the new LiveJournal Messenger. My Windows Live ID is madsquirrel@livejournal.com. Sign up now and we can chat!
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I know I was not speeding cos I was listenin to mah gospel music
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I know I was not speeding cos I was listenin8217 to mah gospel music
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Poll Good Idea or Bad Idea Bonne ide ou mauvaise ide
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Poll Good Idea or Bad Idea Bonne ide ou mauvaise ide
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Poll Good Idea or Bad Idea Bonne ide ou mauvaise ide
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Twitter 20080807
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OH MY GOD
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FYI
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Internet explorer is complete crap
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Lifeblog post
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Update from lifeblog
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Twitter 20080802
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/08/02/twitter-obnovleniya-dlya-2008-08-02/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/08/02/twitter-obnovleniya-dlya-2008-08-02/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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Slightly perverted
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Twitter 20080729
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/07/29/twitter-obnovleniya-dlya-2008-07-29/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/07/29/twitter-obnovleniya-dlya-2008-07-29/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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Twitter 20080727
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/07/27/twitter-obnovleniya-dlya-2008-07-27/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/07/27/twitter-obnovleniya-dlya-2008-07-27/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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Twitter 20080726
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/07/26/twitter-obnovleniya-dlya-2008-07-26/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/07/26/twitter-obnovleniya-dlya-2008-07-26/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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Twitter 20080725
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/07/25/twitter-obnovleniya-dlya-2008-07-25/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/07/25/twitter-obnovleniya-dlya-2008-07-25/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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Twitter 20080724
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/07/24/twitter-obnovleniya-dlya-2008-07-24/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/07/24/twitter-obnovleniya-dlya-2008-07-24/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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Twitter 20080724
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/07/24/twitter-obnovleniya-dlya-2008-07-24/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/07/24/twitter-obnovleniya-dlya-2008-07-24/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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Twitter 20080723
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/07/23/twitter-obnovleniya-dlya-2008-07-23/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/07/23/twitter-obnovleniya-dlya-2008-07-23/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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Twitter 20080722
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/07/22/twitter-obnovleniya-dlya-2008-07-22/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/07/22/twitter-obnovleniya-dlya-2008-07-22/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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Twitter 20080721
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/07/21/twitter-obnovleniya-dlya-2008-07-21/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/07/21/twitter-obnovleniya-dlya-2008-07-21/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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Twitter 20080720
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/07/20/twitter-obnovleniya-dlya-2008-07-20/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/07/20/twitter-obnovleniya-dlya-2008-07-20/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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Twitter 20080719
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/07/19/twitter-obnovleniya-dlya-2008-07-19/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/07/19/twitter-obnovleniya-dlya-2008-07-19/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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WELCOME TO TORONTO
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I vaguely recall
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/07/19/i-vaguely-recall/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/07/19/i-vaguely-recall/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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PROTECT THE NEIGHBOURHOOD
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/07/19/protect-the-neighbourhood/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/07/19/protect-the-neighbourhood/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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Sleeps Car
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/07/19/sleeps-car/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/07/19/sleeps-car/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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Cadets Caring for Canada
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/07/19/cadets-caring-for-canada/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/07/19/cadets-caring-for-canada/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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SHARKS
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/07/19/sharks/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/07/19/sharks/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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Erk
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/07/19/erk/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/07/19/erk/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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Twitter 20080718
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/07/18/twitter-obnovleniya-dlya-2008-07-18/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/07/18/twitter-obnovleniya-dlya-2008-07-18/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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SMS Post
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Work it pays the bills sort of
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/07/18/work-it-pays-the-bills-sort-of/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/07/18/work-it-pays-the-bills-sort-of/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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Magical Moments
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/07/18/magical-moments/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/07/18/magical-moments/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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Feed us for we are hungry
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/07/15/feed-us-for-we-are-hungry/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/07/15/feed-us-for-we-are-hungry/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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Twitter 20080713
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/07/13/twitter-obnovleniya-dlya-2008-07-13/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/07/13/twitter-obnovleniya-dlya-2008-07-13/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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Music We Like
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/07/13/music-we-like/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/07/13/music-we-like/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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Gordon Brown Must Die
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/07/10/gordon-brown-must-die/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/07/10/gordon-brown-must-die/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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Tea bag action
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/07/09/tea-bag-action/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/07/09/tea-bag-action/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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Twitter 20080707
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/07/07/twitter-obnovleniya-dlya-2008-07-07/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/07/07/twitter-obnovleniya-dlya-2008-07-07/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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Flying it8217s shit
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/07/07/flying-its-shit/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/07/07/flying-its-shit/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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Instant Male Enhancement
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/07/05/instant-male-enhancement/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/07/05/instant-male-enhancement/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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Quick update
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/07/04/quick-update/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/07/04/quick-update/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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Twitter 20080702
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/07/02/twitter-obnovleniya-dlya-2008-07-02/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/07/02/twitter-obnovleniya-dlya-2008-07-02/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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Bunny Love
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/07/02/bunny-love/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/07/02/bunny-love/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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NatWest Robobitch Strikes Again
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/06/30/natwest-robobitch-strikes-again/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/06/30/natwest-robobitch-strikes-again/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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Twitter 20080629
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/06/29/twitter-obnovleniya-dlya-2008-06-29/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/06/29/twitter-obnovleniya-dlya-2008-06-29/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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Things overheard in Toronto
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/06/29/things-overheard-in-toronto/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/06/29/things-overheard-in-toronto/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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WTF
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/06/27/wtf-2/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/06/27/wtf-2/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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Twitter 20080626
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/06/26/twitter-obnovleniya-dlya-2008-06-26/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/06/26/twitter-obnovleniya-dlya-2008-06-26/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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Toyota Matrix
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/06/26/toyota-matrix/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/06/26/toyota-matrix/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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What a strange evening
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/06/25/what-a-strange-evening/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/06/25/what-a-strange-evening/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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Not ok
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/06/23/not-ok/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/06/23/not-ok/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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Twitter 20080622
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/06/22/twitter-obnovleniya-dlya-2008-06-22/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/06/22/twitter-obnovleniya-dlya-2008-06-22/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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Rural town life
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/06/22/rural-town-life/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/06/22/rural-town-life/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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No this is serious
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/06/22/no-this-is-serious/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/06/22/no-this-is-serious/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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Twitter 20080620
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/06/20/twitter-obnovleniya-dlya-2008-06-20/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/06/20/twitter-obnovleniya-dlya-2008-06-20/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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Serious business
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/06/20/serious-business-2/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/06/20/serious-business-2/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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I hate the M25
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/06/20/i-hate-the-m25/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/06/20/i-hate-the-m25/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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I8217m so happy
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/06/18/im-so-happy/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/06/18/im-so-happy/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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Just stopped the robot
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/06/18/just-stopped-the-robot/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/06/18/just-stopped-the-robot/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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Everybody feels the need for
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/06/17/everybody-feels-the-need-for/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/06/17/everybody-feels-the-need-for/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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All your dollar suck
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Got to stop the robot
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Office gossip
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Can8217t stop the robot
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I8217m far too involved in this
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We all make mistakes
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Big brother
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Lifeblog post
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I am a test
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Does your phone do this
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SMS Halarity
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/06/07/sms-halarity/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/06/07/sms-halarity/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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I don8217t understand your issue
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Twitter 20080605
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/06/05/twitter-obnovleniya-dlya-2008-06-05/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/06/05/twitter-obnovleniya-dlya-2008-06-05/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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03062008031
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/06/03/03062008031/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/06/03/03062008031/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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So far this has been a sandwich
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/06/01/so-far-this-has-been-a-sandwich/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/06/01/so-far-this-has-been-a-sandwich/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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Video Broadcast
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/06/01/video-broadcast-3/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/06/01/video-broadcast-3/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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Chan unit
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/05/31/chan-unit/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/05/31/chan-unit/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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More car
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/05/31/more-car/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/05/31/more-car/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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This is class
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/05/31/this-is-class/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/05/31/this-is-class/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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Twitter 20080530
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/05/30/twitter-obnovleniya-dlya-2008-05-30/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/05/30/twitter-obnovleniya-dlya-2008-05-30/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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Twitter 20080529
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/05/29/twitter-obnovleniya-dlya-2008-05-29/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/05/29/twitter-obnovleniya-dlya-2008-05-29/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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Twitter 20080520
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/05/20/twitter-obnovleniya-dlya-2008-05-20/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/05/20/twitter-obnovleniya-dlya-2008-05-20/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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My lady lumps check it out
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/05/19/my-lady-lumps-check-it-out/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/05/19/my-lady-lumps-check-it-out/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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Twitter 20080518
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/05/18/twitter-obnovleniya-dlya-2008-05-18/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/05/18/twitter-obnovleniya-dlya-2008-05-18/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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Twitter 20080516
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/05/16/twitter-obnovleniya-dlya-2008-05-16/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/05/16/twitter-obnovleniya-dlya-2008-05-16/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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Twitter 20080515
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/05/15/twitter-obnovleniya-dlya-2008-05-15/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/05/15/twitter-obnovleniya-dlya-2008-05-15/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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Twitter 20080513
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/05/13/twitter-obnovleniya-dlya-2008-05-13/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/05/13/twitter-obnovleniya-dlya-2008-05-13/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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Twitter 20080512
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/05/12/twitter-obnovleniya-dlya-2008-05-12/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/05/12/twitter-obnovleniya-dlya-2008-05-12/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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Twitter 20080512
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/05/12/twitter-obnovleniya-dlya-2008-05-12/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/05/12/twitter-obnovleniya-dlya-2008-05-12/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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links for 20080511
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/05/11/links-for-2008-05-11/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/05/11/links-for-2008-05-11/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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Twitter 20080510
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/05/10/twitter-obnovleniya-dlya-2008-05-10/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/05/10/twitter-obnovleniya-dlya-2008-05-10/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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SMS Post
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/05/10/sms-post-36/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/05/10/sms-post-36/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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BOMB
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/05/10/bomb/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/05/10/bomb/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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I8217m well hot
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/05/10/im-well-hot/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/05/10/im-well-hot/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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Car has vroom
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/05/10/car-has-vroom/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/05/10/car-has-vroom/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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The AA Bollocks
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/05/09/the-aa-bollocks/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/05/09/the-aa-bollocks/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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links for 20080506
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/05/06/links-for-2008-05-06/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/05/06/links-for-2008-05-06/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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LJ Erection
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/05/05/lj-erection/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/05/05/lj-erection/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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Mentals
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/05/04/mentals/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/05/04/mentals/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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Twitter 20080502
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/05/02/twitter-obnovleniya-dlya-2008-05-02/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/05/02/twitter-obnovleniya-dlya-2008-05-02/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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links for 20080428
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/04/28/links-for-2008-04-28/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/04/28/links-for-2008-04-28/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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links for 20080415
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/04/15/links-for-2008-04-15/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/04/15/links-for-2008-04-15/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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Euroband This is my life
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/04/10/euroband-this-is-my-life/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/04/10/euroband-this-is-my-life/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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Twitter 20080406
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/04/06/twitter-obnovleniya-dlya-2008-04-06/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/04/06/twitter-obnovleniya-dlya-2008-04-06/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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links for 20080404
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/04/04/links-for-2008-04-04/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/04/04/links-for-2008-04-04/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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links for 20080331
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/03/31/links-for-2008-03-31/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/03/31/links-for-2008-03-31/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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links for 20080330
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/03/30/links-for-2008-03-30/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/03/30/links-for-2008-03-30/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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Boobies
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/03/29/boobies/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/03/29/boobies/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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SMS Post
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/03/29/sms-post-35/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/03/29/sms-post-35/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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Video Broadcast
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/03/29/video-broadcast-2/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/03/29/video-broadcast-2/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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links for 20080325
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/03/25/links-for-2008-03-25/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/03/25/links-for-2008-03-25/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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Twitter 20080324
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/03/24/twitter-obnovleniya-dlya-2008-03-24/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/03/24/twitter-obnovleniya-dlya-2008-03-24/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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links for 20080324
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/03/24/links-for-2008-03-24/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/03/24/links-for-2008-03-24/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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Video Broadcast
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/03/23/video-broadcast/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/03/23/video-broadcast/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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links for 20080323
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/03/23/links-for-2008-03-23/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/03/23/links-for-2008-03-23/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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FYI
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/03/22/fyi/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/03/22/fyi/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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links for 20080322
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/03/22/links-for-2008-03-22/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/03/22/links-for-2008-03-22/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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Twitter 20080321
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/03/21/twitter-obnovleniya-dlya-2008-03-21/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/03/21/twitter-obnovleniya-dlya-2008-03-21/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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INSURANCE SAGA
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/03/20/insurance-saga/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/03/20/insurance-saga/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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LOL NO INSURANCE TWO
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LOL NO INSURANCE
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Vicky We Love You
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links for 20080317
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Twitter 20080316
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I8217m a classy girl love me
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links for 20080315
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Twitter 20080311
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/03/11/twitter-obnovleniya-dlya-2008-03-11/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/03/11/twitter-obnovleniya-dlya-2008-03-11/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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links for 20080311
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This is why I like Craig he8217s an odd ball
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SMS Post
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SMS Post
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Homophobia in the work place
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Tractor
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Elgg flied lice plick
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Twitter 20080304
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/03/04/twitter-obnovleniya-dlya-2008-03-04/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/03/04/twitter-obnovleniya-dlya-2008-03-04/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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Saturday
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Twitter 20080302
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/03/02/twitter-obnovleniya-dlya-2008-03-02/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/03/02/twitter-obnovleniya-dlya-2008-03-02/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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Vicky
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links for 20080302
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OH LOOK AT ME I HAS BRUDBEND
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SMS Post
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SMS Post
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/02/26/sms-post-32/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/02/26/sms-post-32/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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Accident milage
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Things I have done today8230
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links for 20080223
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Can i has sum
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links for 20080222
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Twitter 20080221
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/02/21/twitter-obnovleniya-dlya-2008-02-21/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/02/21/twitter-obnovleniya-dlya-2008-02-21/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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Twitter 20080220
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/02/20/twitter-obnovleniya-dlya-2008-02-20/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/02/20/twitter-obnovleniya-dlya-2008-02-20/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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Camera from a far
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Big brother he watches
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Defining picture of the weekend
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Quirky offices to let
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SMS Post
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Haunted nun again
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SMS Post
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Broadband
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/02/13/broadband/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/02/13/broadband/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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The haunted nun
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TMI
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links for 20080211
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Ununsed Fire Place
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Entertainment Centre
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/02/10/entertainment-centre/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/02/10/entertainment-centre/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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Storage Bits
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Computer Desk
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Bedside Table
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/02/10/bedside-table/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/02/10/bedside-table/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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C64 Game Time
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/02/10/c64-game-time/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/02/10/c64-game-time/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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Twitter 20080206
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/02/06/twitter-obnovleniya-dlya-2008-02-06/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/02/06/twitter-obnovleniya-dlya-2008-02-06/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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Twitter 20080205
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/02/05/twitter-obnovleniya-dlya-2008-02-05/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/02/05/twitter-obnovleniya-dlya-2008-02-05/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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Because I8217ve been working8230
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Twitter 20080203
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/02/03/twitter-obnovleniya-dlya-2008-02-03/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/02/03/twitter-obnovleniya-dlya-2008-02-03/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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Random Cat
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links for 20080203
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Craig is Torso of the Week Contender
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Gaylord
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/02/01/gaylord/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/02/01/gaylord/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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31012008
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/01/31/31012008/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/01/31/31012008/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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Twitter 20080130
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Coded
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/01/30/coded/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/01/30/coded/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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Note
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/01/30/note/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/01/30/note/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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Twitter 20080129
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Kevin Costelloe 2487
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Twitter 20080128
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Twitter 20080125
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Craig BUNNEH HOT
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Get the Fk up
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Twitter 20080121
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I got no shower
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links for 20080121
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I8217m not amused
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Twitter 20080117
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Twitter 20080116
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Because I8217M NOW FAMOUS8230
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One does call centre
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links for 20080114
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Twitter 20080109
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Financial Goals for this year
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Twitter 20080107
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links for 20080107
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Twitter 20080106
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links for 20080106
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Twitter 20080105
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I has good news and bad news x2
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Twitter 20080103
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O hai I c u
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WON HONDRAD
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My call stats
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NinetyEight
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Mailbox Danny
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LOLZ
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SPAM YAY
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Just FYI
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links for 20071230
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Twitter 20071229
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Touching the moob
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Today hardcore
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Twitter 20071227
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27122007
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links for 20071227
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26122007001
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Twitter 20071226
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26122007
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Twitter 20071225
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25122007006
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I8217ve been witness8230
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25122007004
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O HAI
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Worknets 038 Internets
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This is my work station for today
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CCTV TV
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Twitter 20071224
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links for 20071224
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Plz xplain
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He8217s speedy speedy like Gonzales
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SMS Post
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Flickr Off
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23122007001
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23122007
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22122007001
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22122007
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/12/22/22122007/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/12/22/22122007/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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links for 20071221
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/12/21/links-for-2007-12-21/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/12/21/links-for-2007-12-21/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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Twitter 20071220
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/12/20/twitter-obnovleniya-dlya-2007-12-20/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/12/20/twitter-obnovleniya-dlya-2007-12-20/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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This is a microblog
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/12/20/this-is-a-microblog/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/12/20/this-is-a-microblog/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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I prove with photos
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/12/20/i-prove-with-photos/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/12/20/i-prove-with-photos/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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Pine has the humour
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links for 20071220
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Twitter 20071219
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/12/19/twitter-obnovleniya-dlya-2007-12-19/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/12/19/twitter-obnovleniya-dlya-2007-12-19/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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One chance to WoW me8230
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I was going to WoW but now I8217m not
I am sorry to hear of the difficulty you have experienced. The “Error 203” message indicates that your trial account could not be created at this time with the information provided.
As an alternative, all boxed retail copies of World of Warcraft include a free 30 days when you activate your account. This is the most reliable workaround solution we can recommend for you at this time.
If you are trying to set up your account with a full boxed copy of the game, and continue to have trouble getting your account created, please give us a call so we can troubleshoot this issue further. When calling, please have your contact information handy and reference the specific error you received.
Our Billing Team is available Monday through Friday, 8am through 8pm Pacific Time at (800) 592-5499. Customers in Australia should call 1-800-041-378. If you are currently located in New Zealand, Singapore, or Malaysia, please reply to this email for further assistance.
Sincerely,
Laura L.
Billing and Account ServicesBlizzard Entertainmentwww.worldofwarcraft.com
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I was going to WoW but now I8217m not
I am sorry to hear of the difficulty you have experienced. The “Error 203″ message indicates that your trial account could not be created at this time with the information provided.
As an alternative, all boxed retail copies of World of Warcraft include a free 30 days when you activate your account. This is the most reliable workaround solution we can recommend for you at this time.
If you are trying to set up your account with a full boxed copy of the game, and continue to have trouble getting your account created, please give us a call so we can troubleshoot this issue further. When calling, please have your contact information handy and reference the specific error you received.
Our Billing Team is available Monday through Friday, 8am through 8pm Pacific Time at (800) 592-5499. Customers in Australia should call 1-800-041-378. If you are currently located in New Zealand, Singapore, or Malaysia, please reply to this email for further assistance.
Sincerely,
Laura L.
Billing and Account ServicesBlizzard Entertainmentwww.worldofwarcraft.com
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/12/19/i-was-going-to-wow-but-now-im-not/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/12/19/i-was-going-to-wow-but-now-im-not/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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19122007001
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/12/19/19122007001/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/12/19/19122007001/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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19122007
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/12/19/19122007/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/12/19/19122007/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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Twitter 20071218
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/12/18/twitter-obnovleniya-dlya-2007-12-18/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/12/18/twitter-obnovleniya-dlya-2007-12-18/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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Twitter 20071217
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/12/17/twitter-obnovleniya-dlya-2007-12-17/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/12/17/twitter-obnovleniya-dlya-2007-12-17/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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17122007
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/12/17/17122007/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/12/17/17122007/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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Test
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SAY HEY
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/12/06/say-hey/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/12/06/say-hey/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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Just rolled in to a yellow wet patch in the bed Thanks dogs
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Just rolled in to a yellow wet patch in the bed Thanks dogs
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/11/27/just-rolled-in-to-a-yellow-wet-patch-in-the-bed-thanks-dogs/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/11/27/just-rolled-in-to-a-yellow-wet-patch-in-the-bed-thanks-dogs/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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Sat on the toilet on msn
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/11/25/sat-on-the-toilet-on-msn/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/11/25/sat-on-the-toilet-on-msn/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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It8217s all good here
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/11/25/its-all-good-here/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/11/25/its-all-good-here/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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Gansta Rap
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/11/24/gansta-rap/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/11/24/gansta-rap/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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If i was anymore tired i8217d be asleep
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/11/24/if-i-was-anymore-tired-id-be-asleep/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/11/24/if-i-was-anymore-tired-id-be-asleep/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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Hay jaiku What up
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/11/24/hay-jaiku-what-up/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/11/24/hay-jaiku-what-up/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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Yo momma so big8230
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/11/24/yo-momma-so-big/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/11/24/yo-momma-so-big/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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This is all the christmas related crap you8217re getting from ME
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This is all the christmas related crap you8217re getting from ME
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I8217m not up for another days work
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/11/12/im-not-up-for-another-days-work/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/11/12/im-not-up-for-another-days-work/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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Lesbian seagull
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/11/11/lesbian-seagull/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/11/11/lesbian-seagull/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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You know me love you ten euro long time
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/11/10/you-know-me-love-you-ten-euro-long-time/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/11/10/you-know-me-love-you-ten-euro-long-time/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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Foreign police dramas are odd to watch It8217s not everyday you see a shotgun being taken from t
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Foreign police dramas are odd to watch It8217s not everyday you see a shotgun being taken from t
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/11/10/foreign-police-dramas-are-odd-to-watch-its-not-everyday-you-see-a-shotgun-being-taken-from-the-boot-of-a-police-car/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/11/10/foreign-police-dramas-are-odd-to-watch-its-not-everyday-you-see-a-shotgun-being-taken-from-the-boot-of-a-police-car/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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Made for tv zombie films are hardcore
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/11/09/made-for-tv-zombie-films-are-hardcore/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/11/09/made-for-tv-zombie-films-are-hardcore/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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I was considering an iphone but its not worth nearly a grand for a phone after the initial ou
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I can not decide what i8217m wearing tonight
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/11/09/i-can-not-decide-what-im-wearing-tonight/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/11/09/i-can-not-decide-what-im-wearing-tonight/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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I also deleted my feeds they annoyed me
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/11/09/i-also-deleted-my-feeds-they-annoyed-me/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/11/09/i-also-deleted-my-feeds-they-annoyed-me/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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I made two phone updates but they haven8217t worked
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I made two phone updates but they haven8217t worked
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/11/09/i-made-two-phone-updates-but-they-havent-worked/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/11/09/i-made-two-phone-updates-but-they-havent-worked/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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Also it appears my nokia has a memory leak somewhere I8217m still awaiting the firmware update t
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Also it appears my nokia has a memory leak somewhere I8217m still awaiting the firmware update t
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/11/09/also-it-appears-my-nokia-has-a-memory-leak-somewhere-im-still-awaiting-the-firmware-update-to-make-this-handset-useful-again/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/11/09/also-it-appears-my-nokia-has-a-memory-leak-somewhere-im-still-awaiting-the-firmware-update-to-make-this-handset-useful-again/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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I was considering an iphone but it8217s not worth nearly a grand for a phone after the initial ou
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I was considering an iphone but it8217s not worth nearly a grand for a phone after the initial ou
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/11/09/i-was-considering-an-iphone-but-its-not-worth-nearly-a-grand-for-a-phone-after-the-initial-outlay-and-the-18-month-tie-in-and-the-tariff-is-about-as-competitive-as-a-kick-to-the-face/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/11/09/i-was-considering-an-iphone-but-its-not-worth-nearly-a-grand-for-a-phone-after-the-initial-outlay-and-the-18-month-tie-in-and-the-tariff-is-about-as-competitive-as-a-kick-to-the-face/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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INTERNET IS TOO SERIOUS
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/10/31/internet-is-too-serious/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/10/31/internet-is-too-serious/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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I8217m the nun that beat you when you were a catholic school girl8230
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I8217m the nun that beat you when you were a catholic school girl8230
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I8217m glad my car is being a complete arse to somebody other than me They refitted the screen b
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I8217m glad my car is being a complete arse to somebody other than me They refitted the screen b
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/09/03/im-glad-my-car-is-being-a-complete-arse-to-somebody-other-than-me-they-refitted-the-screen-but-the-trim-was-having-none-of-it-so-they-had-to-do-it-again-what-a-dick-of-a-car/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/09/03/im-glad-my-car-is-being-a-complete-arse-to-somebody-other-than-me-they-refitted-the-screen-but-the-trim-was-having-none-of-it-so-they-had-to-do-it-again-what-a-dick-of-a-car/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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Just had a 90 minute wander now i8217m back at auto windscreens
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Just had a 90 minute wander now i8217m back at auto windscreens
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/09/03/just-had-a-90-minute-wander-now-im-back-at-auto-windscreens/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/09/03/just-had-a-90-minute-wander-now-im-back-at-auto-windscreens/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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Wandering about while i await my car is awesome I8217ve been checking the mens out and thinking
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Wandering about while i await my car is awesome I8217ve been checking the mens out and thinking
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/09/03/wandering-about-while-i-await-my-car-is-awesome-ive-been-checking-the-mens-out-and-thinking-of-all-the-nasty-things-you-could-get-up-to-this-is-what-summer-should-have-been-like/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/09/03/wandering-about-while-i-await-my-car-is-awesome-ive-been-checking-the-mens-out-and-thinking-of-all-the-nasty-things-you-could-get-up-to-this-is-what-summer-should-have-been-like/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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I8217m liking the programming this evening on hallmark channel Enough law and order to make you
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I8217m liking the programming this evening on hallmark channel Enough law and order to make you
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/09/02/im-liking-the-programming-this-evening-on-hallmark-channel-enough-law-and-order-to-make-you-sex-wee/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/09/02/im-liking-the-programming-this-evening-on-hallmark-channel-enough-law-and-order-to-make-you-sex-wee/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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I hate tesco
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/09/02/i-hate-tesco/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/09/02/i-hate-tesco/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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WARNING CLICHE PARADOX I can8217t do your funny accents
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Great The mast that covers my work area also covers my home area so the location thing is a bit out
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Great The mast that covers my work area also covers my home area so the location thing is a bit out
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/09/01/great-the-mast-that-covers-my-work-area-also-covers-my-home-area-so-the-location-thing-is-a-bit-out/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/09/01/great-the-mast-that-covers-my-work-area-also-covers-my-home-area-so-the-location-thing-is-a-bit-out/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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Occasionally i out do myself Today was no exception
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Occasionally i out do myself Today was no exception
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/09/01/occasionally-i-out-do-myself-today-was-no-exception/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/09/01/occasionally-i-out-do-myself-today-was-no-exception/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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Not dead
1 thing: Blo feed is here, it’s delicious (but not del.icio.us) and updated more than this EL JAY kevinua.2 thing: those with skype please make yourselves known to . I wish to add my homies to my skype so I can heckle you for free on my mobile.*** NOTE BAG OF SHITE LJ EDITOR SAYS KEVINUA IS A BAD USERNAME, BUT IT WORKS HERE, JERKBAGS. CLICK HERE KTHNX ***
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Who want ten dollar love long time
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/08/30/who-want-ten-dollar-love-long-time/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/08/30/who-want-ten-dollar-love-long-time/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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My jaiku is working again
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/08/30/my-jaiku-is-working-again/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/08/30/my-jaiku-is-working-again/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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Animal planet is hardcore
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/08/29/animal-planet-is-hardcore/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/08/29/animal-planet-is-hardcore/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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Holler
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/08/29/holler/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/08/29/holler/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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Word
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/08/01/word/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/08/01/word/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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So tired hard to leave bed
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/08/01/so-tired-hard-to-leave-bed/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/08/01/so-tired-hard-to-leave-bed/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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I have in utter haste reorganised for our new ant overlords
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Joined Jaiku
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/07/22/joined-jaiku/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/07/22/joined-jaiku/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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Job ownership mean8217s miss thing ain8217t havin8217 it
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On Vox America sod off
Oh for fuck sake, it’s not all about YOU. There’s enough hate in the world for the rest of us, kthnx.
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On Vox Im getting angry now
On one of my vonage numbers I’m INCREASINGLY getting bastarding dropped calls on it, I’m now REALLY ANGRY with these cunts who keep on calling. THANKFULLY Vonage collect the CLI details, so now I’m GOING TO LIST EVERY NUMBER THAT CALLS AND HANGS UP. I’m also going to CALL THEM ALL BACK AND DO THE SAME.FUCK YOU.
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On Vox Blast to the past year
I have found a couple Canada photos/video on My Gallery. Hot.
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Oh LiveJournal
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On Vox Wrong number Serves you right
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On Vox Huzzah
Dear Kevin, Thank you for your email.This is to inform you that we have marked the discs as lost in post and further we would like to advise you that as part of the procedure for claiming for compensation with Royal Mail for the title lost on its way back to us, we will send a V91 claim form to you with in 28 days from the day the title is reported as “lost in post”. You are requested to fill in the postal details of the title and return the form back to us with in the due date mentioned on the form. Please do note that if we should not receive the V91 form from you, we will apply a charge of £10.00 towards the cost of the lost title to your account. Should you have any more questions, please do let us know and we will be happy to assist you further. Please let us know if this answered your question.If yes, click here:If no, click here:Kind regards,Laxman–Customer ServicesLOVEFiLM.comThe new way to rent DVDswww.LOVEFiLM.com
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On Vox Arson
Hello, I've a rather unique situation. I've posted back my DVDs on saturday afternoon so they would have (or still could be) on their way back on Tuesday's collection.However, some rather nice individual has decided to set fire to a bin and potentially the postbox I've put my DVDs in to. The fire brigade and police attended last night (it's right on my road) and obviously the post office will open up the box to investigate (see photos: http://kevin.sdf-eu.org/postbox.html) at some point.My question is where does this leave me if the contents have been arsoned? Will I be liable for it?Please let me know and I'll also contact the post office on tuesday to find out what they know as they may have just set fire to the bin.Regards,Kevin
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On Vox Fuck
I've now got to email LoveFilm to notify them of the following issue with my DVDs, please take note of the final picture to fully understand what I have to explain to them.
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On Vox I vant you see lasha tumbai I vant you see lasha tumabai
I had a proper bag of shit day today, it was a combination of time mis-management on my part, although not an entirely big contribution but it didn’t help in the slightest, office pettyness and an absolute fuckwit.I’ll skip all the borning bits because I know you bitches want to know the good stuff. Today, I had my arch-nemesis on the phone, he is uncommon sense personified. Obvious answers are retorted with stupid reasonings, basic logic rays are shielded by the shroud of the twisted fact and when told “at this stage there is no more that can be done” it’s returned as “OH YES I CAN MAGIC RANDOM ITEMS FROM MY ASS, REACH ON IN”.The debate in it’s vagueness is as follows:man has car, car is petrol, man has fuel card, fuel card can only buy diesel. Car is temporary, car is running out of petrol, man won’t buy petrol because fuel card won’t buy it. Man told to use the universial cash system, man not impressed, man won’t do. Man advised to keep receipts and claim back. Man won’t do. Man demands we find diesel car. Diesel car not available and has to be sourced from another area could take three days. Man advised, man not happy.Man suggests we replace car of little fuel for another one with a full tank, operators laugh, answer still no. Man thinks I am being unreasonable. I get man off phone before I cut my wrists.I call managers, I discuss, I call man’s fleet contact, halarious recorded conversation follows, I get another contact who can actually push his weight around, contact not so interested, but filling up cars is man’s responsability (duh). Conversation terminated.I hit a brick wall, I call my high manager, she calls him, halarity ensues, man still not budging. And the loop begins again.In the end as you’d expect from any customer facing business we gave in, made alternative arrangements and busted our asses and the logic that is the fabric of our universe to bits only to find the man has just filled up the car with petrol. And this is exactly why I shall be leading the robot armies to victory, because I’m not staying on the fleshy human side if this is the kind of crap I have to look forward to once the NuGeneration grow up to a society who believes in such crap as “defered success”, then we’re all pretty much fucked in the grand scheme of things.
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On Vox Voice Post WHO IS SHE WHAT DOES SHE WANT
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On Vox Moo gurl
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On Vox QotD Not Allowed In The Cart
What item(s) do you have to prevent yourself from buying at the grocery store? Submitted by Places Unknown. Sugary objects. In fact I have to do this even more so now, my root canal tooth hurts when I eat anything like sweets or chocolate, so I kind of have to cut these things out of my diet and also fizzy drinks with sugar, so that's been fine as I only drink the diet stuff (which has no sugar) or the sugar free versions. It was horrid at first but hey I got over it now I can deal with it.
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Lasha Tumbai
Don’t say I don’t do anything nice for you people: Верка Сердючка - Lasha tumbai
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On Vox Eurovision
It’s nice to know that we’re so disliked in Europe that we can only pull off such a rubbish position in the contest. On the brightside Ukraine was second and Serbia actually was good, so it wasn’t complete bloc voting.
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On Vox Miss Thing aint havin this shit
Nuh-Uh, Miss Thing over here aint having this fucking shit. My iMac’s hard drive, fucked and now my iPod’s hard drive, fucked. I see a trend, but whatever, not like there is tonnes of paid shit on my ipod that’s now been fucking wiped off that I PAID FOR and have no back up because, oh look, my mac’s hard drive died too. FUCK YOU APPLE.
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On Vox Computers die civilisation collapses
Today, mid afternoon, the work system died out in a massive fit of crazyness. This in itself is something you can get by without, in theory. So your existing jobs are unobtainable, so you can’t really check what’s what and who’s who. But again, you can get around this by using common sense and asking those around you who might just already know what the score is.However, regardless of all this, civilisation in at least our little part of the universe collapsed in to anachary. Thankfully, by either some godsend or an automated message diverting clients away, the phones went nearly dead. I however, thankfully managed to blag my way out of the bag and only ended up with a single job sheet and three non-job notes to complete after the system came back online. Annoyingly people started to get louder and louder and freed themselves from their headset shackles to annoy me. Also I think one of my callers managed to become a part of a conversation about Hartlepool’s historic monkey hanging with extra swearyness. This wasn’t annoying at all. It was rather brilliant, but I had to restrain myself and hide my microphone to avoid recorded call detection of this tale. After a while the system came back online and we all resumed our ways.Oh, and small world time. I took a call from a motorway, booked it and finished it, then 10 minutes later somebody else took a non-similar call from a motorway, the same one. Due to the type of call I thought, wouldn’t that be crazy if… but it turns out it was about 8 junctions away, so I can rest easy this evening.
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On Vox There is an orgy in your fucking disco
You know why I hate the Apple so much? Because they’re egotistical cunts.I remember when I had a Mac Classic, nothing went wrong with it. Hey it even ran bloatware like AOL when the AOLZ said it couldn’t be done, but now I have a SUPERDOOPER iMac which is rendered in to a pile of shit whenever I run a software update for the OS. It’s like WTF.Oh and also watch out for Кевин TV, it’ll make you squirt some sex wee, even you ladies.
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On Vox New website so fierce
Visit the new kevin.cx, you’ll love it or I’ll kill you.
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On Vox Fuck you fucking fucker
This turned quickly from a simple LJ comment to a whole hearted hate filled post, so here you go:I've got a neighbour at the end of my road who is a bit of a fuckwit and gets wound up when your tyres hit the stone-kerb-thing. He even came running after me one morning because I DARE COME NEAR HIS!!111Even this morning the prick started shouting at me because I was trying to maneuver the ford ranger off the drive without taking off the front end of my direct neighbours cars (yes, plural) and had to go up slightly on to the kerb (the tyres never touched the actual grass of not-his-lawn neighbours, so I'm fucking well rightous with my god like reversing abilities).So I'm going to deal with him in the only language he understands, pettyness. Next time his visitors park on our grass (seriously the entire neighbourhood does, so I should be able to 4x4 on all their pretty little front gardens without guilt) I'll bang on his door at 3am and have them moved. Then in the morning when I need to move the other car I'll leave the fucking thing in the road and walk off if I need to venture near the kerb stones. No doubt that will stop his behaviour sharpish.
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WHAT WHAT
It’s 7am, I’m awake and it’s a fucking non-working bank holiday. So understand my emo here.
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On Vox Vox Hunt Have This Will Travel
Show us something you cannot leave home without.Submitted by Quornflour.
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On Vox My internets make you hot
Today I have realised that I work with some of the craziest people in the world, not only directly but indirectly. I could write about it in full but I can’t because it’s hysterical and it took me about 30 minutes to fully recover from the comedic results of the tale.Also, a rather amusing mailbox was sent around to ops on duty about leaving “floaters” in the ladies loos. Not exactly the kind of thing you need to be reading whilst on the phone to somebody in a breakdown situation.
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On Vox As a call centre employee the inherent problem
.. I have, is when picking up my own phone I tend to slip back in to that work mode, occasionally I catch myself, othertimes not so lucky. Like just now, David’s line rings and I pick up, the call follows this routine:M = MeC = CallerM: Good afternoon, Kevin speaking how can I help?C: Uh, is David there?M: I’m afraid he’s away from his desk at the minute, can I take a message? (I seriously said this).C: Yes, if you could, could you tell him A N Other called?M: Certainly, what is your number there?C: 07777M: 0..7..7..7..7…C: 777M: 7..7..7C: 777M: 7..7..7..M: I’ll pass that across to him, thank you for calling.C: byeM: Good bye.Obviously this kind of activity in the home makes me want to cry, but instead I shall be eating pie (they rhyme!)Oh and also, new thing at work, I’ve got a rather amusing girl across from me, occasionally (I say occasionally, but I mean frequently) comes out with some rather funny stuff. So I’m bringing in a new notepad which will be left on my desk to be filled in occasionally. Then if there is enough good material in it, I might start a blogspot or something.
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On Vox Audi After sales
You’d think when investing (and I use the term loosely) in an Audi of some description, that the aftersales would be just short of sending teenage hookers to your home to service you whilst your car is getting, well, serviced.Obviously this is not the case. Having left a number of messages and waiting about 3 hours of my precious life waiting for these people to stop mashing down the doughnuts and start mashing the telephone numbers to connect to my telephone unit at work, I started to lose the will to live.It’s like, seriously, you burn stupid amounts of money on a ford focus in disguise (while it shouts VER BOTEN DAS TEKNIK [or whatever]) and they can’t really be too bothered with those pesky customer types. It turns out my work was in vain and I’ve had to start making further arrangements with an alternate Audi dealer, which of course started off in the same manner as the previous one. It’s also worth mentioning it’s a bit time sensative, so no doubt this might turn in to a “and hilarity ensued” entry by tomorrow afternoon.
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On Vox UK Eurovision Result
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On Vox UK Eurovision Vote
The UK this evening is voting for our Eurovision song with entries from: BIG BROVAZ, CYNDI, BRIAN HARVEY, HAWKINS & BROWN, LIZ McCLARNON and SCOOCH.I will send across the live vote details when the results programme is shown later this evening on BBC One (9:30 GMT).
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On Vox YOUR INTERNETS CONFUSE ME
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Obviously I googled this photo, I'm not into that corporate espionage crap. I prefer my mob connections over my book cooking fuck you very much.
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On Vox I am your Jesus
I, your internet superstar, Kevin have updated my official web site with HOT NEW FEATURES(ish).Now find HARDCORE CALENDAR ACTION with a list of events and shit I shall be doing for the month which may include public appearences in REAL LIFE PLACES.It’s HOT HOT HOT!!www.KEVIN.cx
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On Vox QotD Famous Last Words
What will be your famous last words?Submitted by ngocaroo. Shi— [insert sound of deadly object here]
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On Vox Using your brakes kills
What the fuck are the government up to? I’m used to this green nazi shit, I can deal with some seriously mad ideas from filthy hippy scum like “wee in your compost heap” or “run down cats in the road, they’re compostable” but seriously, when the government tries telling me that using my brakes when driving is KILLING OUR PLANET AND IT’S ALL THE FAULT OF THE MOTORIST, then I’m afraid you better get out of Westminster you fucking morons.Obviously the government thinks we all purposely drive in start-stop traffic and disregard our superior rail and public transport links (which are not only dirt cheap but efficient to the second) and that we all race at every possible occasion. And we all know this government is way beyond the orbit of public opinion but this is fucking mad.Even more so is the uber-green twat on BBC News just a moment ago (who has probably never seen a car in his potato built survivalist compound), telling us we should switch the car in to neutral while driving. WHAT THE FUCK, you idiot, that by definition falls straight into the “not in control of a motor vehicle” category of a road traffic offence.Don’t get me wrong, we have to do something to save our planet or we’re all fucked, but there is a fine line between a realistic approach (like recycling, turning off lights and standby equiptment, etc) and completely fucking barking mad concepts like culling every cow on the planet to cut back the 10% green house gas they produce through flatulence.And a reminder for our feline composing dirty fucking hippy population, there is a reason why nobody likes you fucking cunts, it’s because you smell of 60 day old streaked out undercrackers and because the fucking pot has messed up your already dwindling brain cell count.
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On Vox Mobile phones required by all
This is how much people assume that dialling on 07 number will connect you immedately to an individual. Today I left my phone at home like an idiot. I’ve got an interview tomorrow, it transpires, at 11am. However, there are like 7-10 calls on my phone and 12 texts, one of which is “ZOMG CALL ME”.How annoying, I leave the phone at home and I’m suddenly popular :o(
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On Vox Gold
I’ve grabbed the screen name Gaysploitation on AOL. Officially, I have the best screen name in the world as well as the best email address around. HOORAY!
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Telephone Number
Please be aware my number is changing from 01225 436155 to 01225 580 013
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Because LJ and SHIT are both in the same sentance
I posted this: monkeybox.vox.com/library/p… to vox which didn’t post across to LJ because it’s spazzing out like a tard in a chocolate shop.
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On Vox I hate you all
WHY DIDN’T YOU BASTARDS SHOW ME THE CONSERVAPEDIA? I HAD TO LEARN ABOUT THIS COMEDIC GOLDMINE THROUGH TECHNO-FUCKING-RATI. BE ASHAMED!
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On Vox Whore it WHORE IT GOOD
I think I might have found a replacement to Bingo Bling. Visit MadSquirrels.com and see my new single page thingy with extra added goodness!It’s juicecaster, I ran across it by accident and it seems decent. I can either MMS in (but I need to check what that will cost) or upload directly from my mobile.
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On Vox Homeless Nation
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On Vox QotD First Celebrity Crush
Who was your first celebrity crush?Submitted by Glory. Tom Cruise when he was hot and alot less crazy.
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On Vox Two reasons why YouTube is god
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On Vox Blogorrhea WTF
Some how this month I managed to do DOUBLE my usual miles. How is this possible?!
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On Vox
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On Vox LOL NERD11
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On Vox Eurovision is coming
As every year around this time, the evil that is Eurovision decends upon Europe in a rather scary europop way (unless you're Lebanon who will drop out again out of a dispute over Israel [who's music is usually shit]). These are just two Eurovisiony clips that will get you spaffing your pants in eurotrash heaven!
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On Vox Summon the fucking RSPCA
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On Vox Cunting cunty cunt
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On Vox Um not funny
Just got my final pay, it’s like, £200 less than I thought it would be. Fuck.
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On Vox QotD Win Me Over
What's the best way to get on your good side?Submitted by Manon-It-All. As if I have a good side to get on, it's all bad honey.
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On Vox Follow up from last post
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On Vox AOL gets more spam than you can imagine
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On Vox Road Rage
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On Vox I heart the Danish
I’m glad I have a server hosted in Denmark, if I didn’t I wouldn’t receive comedic status messages like these:Dear KevinThe Service Window Announcement as of yesterday has been prosponed to Friday, February 23, between 3.00 PM and 3.30 PM CET due to a heavy snowstorm blocking many roads. We are low in staff today as some of our staff has been trapped in their cars this morning.Thank you for understanding.XXXXX Support
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On Vox Great leader speaks
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On Vox Thats hawt
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On Vox QotD Worst Job Ever
What was the worst job you ever had?Submitted by salaryman. Food whore at a large supermarket style company. I made hot foods and pretty much the day before a holiday the usual over-privlidged and below average IQ would demand I cook their various poultry products. Because they're tards.
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a hrefhttpwwwxfyrecomswlj2mehtmlLJ2MEa The birds part two
Remember my brief encounter with those feathered jerks? Well one of them pooped on the bonnet of my clean and shiny car. It’s blasphemous.
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On Vox OHooley or whatever is a twat
See this, laugh at it and then we STAB HIM IN DE FACE WITH AXE.
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On Vox Before and After
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On Vox Vox Hunt It Gets Me There
Show us your passport photo…if you dare!Submitted by Georgie-boy.
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On Vox
Because my firefox is in the Russian I get some odd adverts, this is just one of them:
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I cant fucking believe this shit
Jesus christ, what the fuck is he playing at again? Could he not pick a worse time to pull this shit on me?
From ben1981uk on Sun 11/02/07 22:11: much better :) From djguk on Sun 11/02/07 22:21: I feel redundant :( From ben1981uk on Sun 11/02/07 22:22: not if i can give you head:) From djguk on Mon 12/02/07 21:34: Now Benjamin, I know you’re a total recluse, never go out, etc…..but…… What are you up to this Saturday evening? From ben1981uk on Mon 12/02/07 21:38: ill be out Saturday evening - sisters birthday meal i bet you are going to invite me to something really exciting :( From djguk on Mon 12/02/07 21:50: The big Out party :P I have 2 tickets From ben1981uk on Mon 12/02/07 21:50: oh ffs!! :( From djguk on Mon 12/02/07 21:52: Exactly :'( From ben1981uk on Mon 12/02/07 21:53: shitty cunty balls! well i may be able to get out of it, but i doubt i will :( From djguk on Mon 12/02/07 21:54: Try! Try real hard! I haven’t been to one since the old ‘Pyro’ events in Manchester and Birmingham 4 or 5 years ago. From ben1981uk on Mon 12/02/07 21:57: i have never been it looks great fun! From djguk on Mon 12/02/07 21:59: You know you want to…….. …..and if you don’t I might end up passing the other ticket to a certain Yank :( ….. I’m being very vague at the moment about why I’m not going to be around From ben1981uk on Mon 12/02/07 22:10: LOL ok, well i will let you know by Weds, will that be ok? From djguk on Mon 12/02/07 22:11: Yup…..and I expect, no demand, the answer to be YES :P From ben1981uk on Mon 12/02/07 22:12: oooh demanding David :) From djguk on Mon 12/02/07 22:14: Hmmmm, yup….and you know what I demand ;) Make your excuses! :) From ben1981uk on Mon 12/02/07 22:15: are you driving up? From djguk on Mon 12/02/07 22:17: Yes, easiest (and cheapest!) way. Sometime on Saturday, nothing definite yet. From ben1981uk on Mon 12/02/07 22:20: are you staying over? From djguk on Mon 12/02/07 22:24: Yup, won’t be in any fit state to drive back until the Sunday! Don’t know where yet, going to do it through the agent we use at work - usually comes in around 50% cheaper :) From ben1981uk on Mon 12/02/07 22:25: sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet From djguk on Mon 12/02/07 22:28: Yup. They prebook rooms so that they can guarantee availability, but it means they end up with rooms booked and nobody staying in them, so sell them off at cost. Never failed to get what I want yet. Usually end up in the St.Giles (Tottenham Court Road, 100m from Tube) From ben1981uk on Mon 12/02/07 22:30: wow…cant get much more convenient i do need a good night out From djguk on Mon 12/02/07 22:31: Do it! Do it! From ben1981uk on Mon 12/02/07 22:33: i will let you know :)
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On Vox QotD The Best Brew
What method do you use to prepare your coffee or tea? Submitted by AgentBouche. I find hot water and milk are a good start, but obviously you stick a tea bag in to a cup, pour hot water on it, let it sit for a bit, squash the tea goodness out of the bastard and add milk.
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On Vox QotD Repeat After Me
How have people mispronounced your name? How is it supposed to sound? Submitted by Lorie. Well less mispronounciation and more "can't spell it for shit", I have a uber posh double barrel surname, but nobody can spell the bastard thing. Worse was the DVLA sending me back my licence in the name of KEVIN WELFORD-COSTELLOS, to add to the horror that turned an 'E' in to an 'S' they put my year of birth down as 1943. In the eyes of the DVLA I was a war baby, although I think the lack of elderly on my photo might have shown them something.
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On Vox Some happy some not so happy
I’ve got good news and bad news, but mostly bad news.
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On Vox Aye yi yi is racism
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On Vox Call Sweden and do something interesting
Colour By Numbers
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On Vox Vox Hunt Still Life
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On Vox Spilling the Tea Pigeons are fucking crazy
This morning I’ve had a moment right out of The Birds (god damn Hitchcock and his horrific horror with god damn birds). As I was sailing up one of these Englishshire country roads I encountered a pigeon (as pictured) who for some reason started flight as I was driving past.
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On Vox Ninjapoo
I’m concerned. One of the dogs has learned the art of stealth poo.This dog, left a rather nice gift in the lounge last night. But this morning was a masterful display of NINJA POWER. As I was sitting only a mere metre or two away he did the squat, dropped the bomb and scuttled off without even a sound.I shall find this ninja dog and make him suffer with my vengeful wrath, or I’ll just make him sit outside for a few minutes, which ever is easiest and doesn’t require any effort.
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On Vox Vox Hunt I Made This Myself
Show us something you made yourself.
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On Vox Everybody is a retard
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a hrefhttpwwwxfyrecomswlj2mehtmlLJ2MEa Everybody should have ass_
If you don’t already have the ass_ on your friends list you should add him and say madsquirrel sent you to seize his property according to the judgement made in wiltshire county court.
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Location PLZ
I need a link to Google Maps for Milton Keynes, so this post is it.
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a hrefhttpwwwxfyrecomswlj2mehtmlLJ2MEa Published to vox as usual
Photos from popstarz last night. Although I was slightly pissed when i sent the email across to vox and a text message to half my address book. Also, a kebab and chips in london is a fiver, how very London Expensive.
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Friday 26 January One will be pwning
This friday the concept was to go to London, however, David had then decided that “it wasn’t happening” so I got stuck with the dogs for the weekend (which ruins my weekend) while he claims to be down in Brighton. This fucked me off, so as usual I gathered dirt from his various accounts.
Turns out he’s still going and obviously just didn’t want me around, normally I can live with this, but he’s been inviting certain people down to London instead and as well as this being a rather huge lie I’m not going to put up with his shit.
So oddly enough I’ll be going out in London on friday night too as I’m there for the whole day. If I see him it’ll be dramatics to the highest order and if not I’ll stalk the car park of the hotel he’s staying in to ensure he’s in London then I’ll text him claiming to see him around and I’ll follow that with more dramatics.
If he thinks he can lie this shit to me he’s fucking wrong.
Don’t get me wrong, I’m not psycho bitch, he did invite me but then last weekend changed his mind but instead of telling me the truth while I rot away at home as a cheap dog sitter he lied big time. I’ve never done anything like that to him so understand where I’m coming from.
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Jade Goody
Obviously, as a nation us Britons should be ashamed of Jade Goody, so much so I’ve registered my displeasure with an internet web page, come one come all to JadeGoody.co.in(Friends Only cos I don’t want to admit to it!)
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On Vox Cheeky love not lust says Opik with commentary
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Fucking Lying Cunt
Understand, at least try to, the amount of fucking drama I had to put up with from this cunt back in December, whinging “OH PLZ STAY, MOAN, MOAN, WHINE, WHINE” the fucking string of threating texts from “friends” and general shit. And now the cunt thinks he can pull this shit on me. I don’t fucking think so. Oh and I’ve left all the fucking GAYDAR usernames in place, so you bitches better have a fucking free for all.From alphamale That’s hot!Sent Sunday 14 January 2007 16:19Profile alphamaledunno, book a hotel room or summat, whenever u fancyReport Spam Message History Delete Message Send Message to alphamale Save Message From tonylb2Sent Sunday 14 January 2007 19:16Profile tonylb2Hi im in calne hows you?Report Spam Message History Delete Message Send Message to tonylb2 Save Message From supportSent Sunday 14 January 2007 21:33Profile supportThank You for Upgrading your membership.Your memberships has been upgraded for 12 months.You will be billed for £ 60.00 by Netbanx-QSoft Consu.Message History Delete Message Send Message to support Save Message From goshooter That’s hot!Sent Sunday 14 January 2007 21:33Profile goshooterHey stud, a little pixie tells me you have the horn tonight DevilReport Spam Message History Delete Message Send Message to goshooter Save Message From goshooter That’s hot!Sent Sunday 14 January 2007 21:40Profile goshooterYou poor thingIf I was there, you could just lay back, relax, and I would help you out :)Report Spam Message History Delete Message Send Message to goshooter Save Message From goshooter That’s hot!Sent Sunday 14 January 2007 21:43Profile goshooterwell I would!!!Report Spam Message History Delete Message Send Message to goshooter Save Message From goshooter That’s hot!Sent Sunday 14 January 2007 21:47Profile goshooterI could live with that :)how is the canadian?Report Spam Message History Delete Message Send Message to goshooter Save Message From goshooter That’s hot!Sent Sunday 14 January 2007 21:56Profile goshooterAgh. That is the weekend I move!Report Spam Message History Delete Message Send Message to goshooter Save Message From goshooter That’s hot!Sent Sunday 14 January 2007 22:00Profile goshooterwell next weekend I will be moving some stuff, and the following weekend wil be my first official one in the house, then i thinkI am sortedReport Spam Message History Delete Message Send Message to goshooter Save Message From goshooter That’s hot!Sent Sunday 14 January 2007 22:06Profile goshooterto do what exactly?Report Spam Message History Delete Message Send Message to goshooter Save Message From alphamale That’s hot!Sent Sunday 14 January 2007 22:07Profile alphamaleu on msn mesenger ?Report Spam Message History Delete Message Send Message to alphamale Save Message From goshooter That’s hot!Sent Sunday 14 January 2007 22:09Profile goshooteroh cool, can Ollie ditch his missus andhave a 3 way with us? :)Report Spam Message History Delete Message Send Message to goshooter Save Message From goshooter That’s hot!Sent Sunday 14 January 2007 22:18Profile goshooterhmm possbly weekend 3rd/4thwhat did you want to do with the weekend?Report Spam Message History Delete Message Send Message to goshooter Save Message From goshooter That’s hot!Sent Sunday 14 January 2007 22:25Profile goshooterhey id be up for it, just have to be a bit careful with money in my first month of moving outand I would have no problem sharing the room Devil would be nice to share it with you and not the dogs too WinkReport Spam Message History Delete Message Send Message to goshooter Save Message From goshooter That’s hot!Sent Sunday 14 January 2007 22:32Profile goshooterI could give you a really nice bj :)Report Spam Message History Delete Message Send Message to goshooter Save Message From goshooter That’s hot!Sent Sunday 14 January 2007 22:37Profile goshooterto start!would be one of many :)Report Spam Message History Delete Message Send Message to goshooter Save Message From goshooter That’s hot!Sent Sunday 14 January 2007 22:42Profile goshooterfantastic. You give great head:)Report Spam Message History Delete Message Send Message to goshooter Save Message From goshooter That’s hot!Sent Sunday 14 January 2007 22:47Profile goshooteru can practice on me ;-)Report Spam Message History Delete Message Send Message to goshooter Save Message From goshooter That’s hot!Sent Sunday 14 January 2007 22:51Profile goshooteri dont think you need teaching :)From goshooter That’s hot!Sent Sunday 14 January 2007 22:55Profile goshooterdo i?Report Spam Message History Delete Message Send Message to goshooter Save Message From goshooter That’s hot!Sent Sunday 14 January 2007 22:59Profile goshooterglad you like :)when i next do it, im going to keep getting you close to the edge, then stop, then do it again. and againReport Spam Message History Delete Message Send Message to goshooter Save Message From goshooter That’s hot!Sent Sunday 14 January 2007 23:03Profile goshooteri would just like to please youare there any other things you would like?Report Spam Message History Delete Message Send Message to goshooter Save Message From goshooter That’s hot!Sent Sunday 14 January 2007 23:07Profile goshooterhehe, i know, but it will give you food for thought when you help yourself later :)Report Spam Message History Delete Message Send Message to goshooter Save Message From goshooter That’s hot!Sent Sunday 14 January 2007 23:11Profile goshooteryes, you will;-)Report Spam Message History Delete Message Send Message to goshooter Save Message From goshooter That’s hot!Sent Sunday 14 January 2007 23:17Profile goshooteryes :) dont be long lolReport Spam Message History Delete Message Send Message to goshooter Save Message From goshooter That’s hot!Sent Monday 15 January 2007 21:45Profile goshooterYeah not too shabby!u?sort yourself out last night?Report Spam Message History Delete Message Send Message to goshooter Save Message From goshooter That’s hot!Sent Monday 15 January 2007 21:49Profile goshooteryes you would :-pReport Spam Message History Delete Message Send Message to goshooter Save Message From goshooter That’s hot!Sent Monday 15 January 2007 21:55Profile goshooteri did offerReport Spam Message History Delete Message Send Message to goshooter Save Message From goshooter That’s hot!Sent Monday 15 January 2007 22:03Profile goshootertrue!SENTMessage To alphamale That’s hot!Sent Sunday 14 January 2007 14:12Profile alphamaleSounds like a plan. Where and when were you thinking?Message History Delete Message Send Message to alphamale Save Message Message To goshooter That’s hot!Sent Sunday 14 January 2007 21:35Profile goshooterlol. A little pixie? I wonder who that might have been. lolT’is true. Very true :'(Message History Delete Message Send Message to goshooter Save Message Message To goshooter That’s hot!Sent Sunday 14 January 2007 21:41Profile goshooterStop teasing! i’M IN REAL NEED :pMessage History Delete Message Send Message to goshooter Save Message Message To goshooter That’s hot!Sent Sunday 14 January 2007 21:46Profile goshooterand I’d be most grateful, so grateful I’d return the favour, probably before you finished getting through the door lol. Would that be acceptable?Message History Delete Message Send Message to goshooter Save Message Message To goshooter That’s hot!Sent Sunday 14 January 2007 21:52Profile goshooterHere. :(Anyway, on another matter, I’m taking Ollie and his other half to London….yes, the one you’ve got the hots for. What you doing the w/e of 26th?Message History Delete Message Send Message to goshooter Save Message Message To goshooter That’s hot!Sent Sunday 14 January 2007 21:59Profile goshooterWhat about the w/ends around then?Message History Delete Message Send Message to goshooter Save Message Message To goshooter That’s hot!Sent Sunday 14 January 2007 22:05Profile goshooterGo on then, which w/e would you be up for (date)?Message History Delete Message Send Message to goshooter Save Message Message To goshooter That’s hot!Sent Sunday 14 January 2007 22:08Profile goshooterThey want to do the clubs. scary stuff. haven’t been for years :SMessage History Delete Message Send Message to goshooter Save Message Message To goshooter That’s hot!Sent Sunday 14 January 2007 22:16Profile goshooterlol. You’d have to ask. So, which is the first weekend you’re free (dates!)?Message History Delete Message Send Message to goshooter Save Message Message To alphamale That’s hot!Sent Sunday 14 January 2007 22:17Profile alphamaleI am….. @hotmail.comMessage History Delete Message Send Message to alphamale Save Message Message To goshooter That’s hot!Sent Sunday 14 January 2007 22:24Profile goshooterGo down Friday night, do one or more of the clubs/bars, Saturday ‘doing’ London, Saturday night furhte clubs/bars. A bit vague I know :SI’m going anyway, so as long as you can cope with sharing a room with me there’s no additional cost, so that’d cost you nothing :)Message History Delete Message Send Message to goshooter Save Message Message To goshooter That’s hot!Sent Sunday 14 January 2007 22:31Profile goshooterOk, I’ll put the dates to the other two and see how they are set.Two whole nights without the dogs? What would we do to entertain ourselves?Message History Delete Message Send Message to goshooter Save Message Message To goshooter That’s hot!Sent Sunday 14 January 2007 22:35Profile goshooteronly the one???????Message History Delete Message Send Message to goshooter Save Message Message To goshooter That’s hot!Sent Sunday 14 January 2007 22:41Profile goshooterand I would, of course, reciprocate :)…many, many times!Message History Delete Message Send Message to goshooter Save Message Message To goshooter That’s hot!Sent Sunday 14 January 2007 22:44Profile goshooterI’d better get doing some tongue exercises had I?Message History Delete Message Send Message to goshooter Save Message Message To goshooter That’s hot!Sent Sunday 14 January 2007 22:49Profile goshooterPromise? I may need LOTS of practice ;-) Would you teach me how?Message History Delete Message Send Message to goshooter Save Message Message To goshooter That’s hot!Sent Sunday 14 January 2007 22:55Profile goshooterYou do it so well, I must have something to learn?Message History Delete Message Send Message to goshooter Save Message Message To goshooter That’s hot!Sent Sunday 14 January 2007 22:57Profile goshooteroh yes. why do you think I have to keep stopping you? VERY well :DMessage History Delete Message Send Message to goshooter Save Message Message To goshooter That’s hot!Sent Sunday 14 January 2007 23:00Profile goshooterEVIL EVIL EVIL!Yes please :)Do you have any requests, hmmmm?Message History Delete Message Send Message to goshooter Save Message Message To goshooter That’s hot!Sent Sunday 14 January 2007 23:06Profile goshooterSurpise me :)You do realise this is not helping my current predicament? lolMessage To goshooter That’s hot!Sent Sunday 14 January 2007 23:09Profile goshooterI have a confession to make. I’ve been looking for a certain pic of you lol……but I can’t find it, so I’ll have to imagine ;)Message History Delete Message Send Message to goshooter Save Message Message To goshooter That’s hot!Sent Sunday 14 January 2007 23:15Profile goshooterlol. from memory then :P and i’ll have to wait for the real thingMessage History Delete Message Send Message to goshooter Save Message Message To goshooter That’s hot!Sent Monday 15 January 2007 21:40Profile goshooterEvening Boss. Had a good day?Message History Delete Message Send Message to goshooter Save Message Message To goshooter That’s hot!Sent Monday 15 January 2007 21:47Profile goshooterPassable I suppose.Would I? ;)Message History Delete Message Send Message to goshooter Save Message Message To goshooter That’s hot!Sent Monday 15 January 2007 21:51Profile goshooterOnly because I was in need and nobody was around to help CryMessage History Delete Message Send Message to goshooter Save Message Message To goshooter That’s hot!Sent Monday 15 January 2007 22:00Profile goshooterYEah, but you were there and I was here :P
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Annoying the Lesbians one woman at a time
I’ve invaded the VOX again, more so with my Lesbian Seagull group, oh and I also created the Crazy Lesbian Sex Party group and Gay Group. All of which have stolen good names. WIN!Also, I might have to work, possibly maybe if I care.
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a hrefhttpwwwxfyrecomswlj2mehtmlLJ2MEa Temporary injunction
I’m banning myself from the computer based internet for a week, as in until next sunday possibly longer.
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MONEY SADNESS
I hate my finances, they’re shit at best. But that is another story for another time.
Currently, to avoid going in to a bad place if I have to work temp again if I don’t find a job before then, I’ve set-up a shit load of standing orders to sort my money out in to nice piles and such and fire them off in to all directions.
I’m also kuttingz my debit card for my NatWest account (I have another account for post-bills money) so I can’t tempt myself in to spending.
So, the be all and end all will be no access to cash unless it’s through one card only.
Oh Well. I want to get back on track so I can start living my life and not just working to pay shit off.
Speaking of paying shit off, I’ve got another 12 months until my car loan is done with HOORAY!
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Girl you so crazay
I’m registered with Experian’s Credit Expert monitoring service, it’s a useful tool to view your credit details. However, it’s a bit PSYCHOTIC.
Every month I get two or three texts declaring “ZOMG UR CRADET RAPEURT HAS CHANGED!!111” so I go on the web site expecting to see 8bn in credit cards taken out in my name, but no, it’s usually Three updating my account status with them adding yet another ‘0’ to my report (meaning paid on time).
I understand the general concept of this, but it defeats the purpose. I’m now ignoring these texts under the assumption it’s another notch for the good guys, when in fact, one day I might find myself with 200 baliffs questioning me about a Porche.
So Experian, if it’s good I don’t care, if it’s bad tell me about it. And stop following me you psycho bitch, I haven’t any futher bunnies for you to boil.
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KevinCostelloetk the orignal internet superstar
Huzzah!
I have joined this Diino thing, therefore, I shall be using my DiinoWeb at KevinCostelloe.tk. Be sure to drop by at some point as I’ll start dumping files on there, and also I genuinely like the concept, so much so my useless 30mb usb key thing is now my Diino drive to use on unsuspecting PCs MAWAHAHAHAHA, etc.
Also might be using my Diino mail account, but if I do, don’t worry as I’ll just forward my Yahoo! Mail! Account! to my Diino one.
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Love me because Im teh skinny
Or not.
I think I might be inadvertently starting the downward spiral of an eating disorder (again), yesterday, post-eating, I felt beyond sick, but not in that “I’ve ate something dodgy which I’ll gaff up” way. Oh no this was “STUFF YOUR FINGERS DOWN YOUR THROAT BITCH” sick.
Brilliant, I don’t need this drama coming back up or I’ll be back to my “oh you can’t eat that, you’ve had a carrot FAT WHORE” routine.
Oh well, on the brightside I can have that unhealthy “I’m about to pass out and die” look again. Is that shit back in fashion?
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City makes a ban nobody interested
Here, have some comedy:Chicago bans foie gras, nobody cares including inspectors, Animal rights activists claim victory regardless:Foie Gras Ban in Chicago Is FloutedCHICAGO (Jan. 9) - Five months after the city ordered restaurants to stop selling foie gras, it’s liver and let liver in Chicago.While some fancy restaurants and gourmet shops no longer offer the goose or duck liver delicacy, others are flouting the ban, listing foie gras on their menus and, in one case, framing the city’s warning letter.Evoking Chicago’s Prohibition-era past, when a password could gain entry into a speakeasy, at least one restaurant is rumored to be serving foie gras to customers who ask for the “special lobster” dish.And one place has cleverly skirted the ban by offering foie gras as a complimentary item. (The city ordinance bans the SALE of foie gras.)The city has sent out but a smattering of warning letters, conducted one inspection and has yet to levy its first fine, making it clear that is has little stomach for sniffing out violators of the nation’s first ban on foie gras.“We need to focus as much as possible on things that actually make people sick and kill people,” said Health Department spokesman Tim Hadac. “Our mission is to protect human health and not the health of geese and ducks."Hadac called the ban the department’s lowest priority.Foie gras was banned in Chicago because of what animal rights activists say is the inhumane way geese and ducks are force-fed to plump up their livers. The penalty: a fine of at least $250. Mayor Richard Daley has called it the “silliest” ordinance the City Council has ever passed. And many restaurants have acted accordingly.At one business, the owner has treated his warning letter as if it were from a celebrity praising a great meal. “I did frame the letter and put it up on the sales counter,” said Doug Sohn, owner of Hot Doug’s, a gourmet sausage store.The health department said it has received just nine first-time complaints about an establishment - each one prompting a warning letter.“As much as some supporters of the law and animal rights activists beat their chests over the issue, we frankly don’t get a lot of complaints,” Hadac said.The city’s one inspection ended without a citation because the restaurant, Bin 36, noted on its menu that the foie gras terrine was a complimentary addition to the wild mushroom confit salad.What inspectors didn’t ask, said executive chef and partner John Caputo, is whether the salad would cost as much if it didn’t include foie gras. It wouldn’t.Activists, though, say the ban is working.“Our supporters are going into restaurants and we’re told that they are not selling foie gras,” said Gene Baur, president of Farm Sanctuary, a national farm animal protection organization.But those supporters apparently are not going to restaurants such as Sweets & Savories, which continues to sell foie gras and has not been the subject of a single complaint.“I kind of feel left out,” said the restaurant’s owner, David Richards.At Copperblue, the menu includes “‘It isn’t foie gras any Moore’ duck liver terrine” - named after the ordinance’s chief sponsor, Alderman Joe Moore. Chef and owner Michael Tsonton will not say how the dish differs from foie gras, and nobody with the city has asked.Moore said he realizes the Health Department has more pressing issues. But he is dismayed to see restaurants flouting the ordinance.“It evinces a certain degree of arrogance on the parts of these establishments,” he told the Chicago Tribune.
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Blogger you are a jerk too
Blogger is rather insistant on getting people to move to NuBlogger, I’m not tempted at all as I’m not sure how it will effect my mobile posts and if my SE K800i client will actually work if I move across as there is no possbile way to change the API address and you can’t go back old Old Blogger.
But this is a sign that they’re going to ANNOY US NON-SWITCHERS as much as pobbile to FORCE us to move over to the dark side:
Friday, January 05, 2007
Announcement: there is a scheduled outage for old Blogger next Tuesday, January 9th, from 7:45am-9:45am PST. You will not be able to post to old Blogger blogs or access any old Blogger blogs on Blog*Spot during this time.
Posted by Eric at 16:50 PST
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Fuck you spam cunt
Some spamming cuntbag just knocked about 10 comments on to Bingo Bling (www.bingobling.tk) and managed to avoid Blogger’s captcha imaging.
What the fuck? WHY, WHAT IS THE POINT?
All you have done is annoyed me greatly. I’ve deleted your fucking comment spam and I’ve had to turn on moderation, which the internet shouldn’t be about. It should be FREE, much like the planet should be free of you cunts.
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Internet Shopping is bad
Obviously, as the master of comedy, I must purchase this:
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Militant queer seeks similar for purple flower in a condom plot
They should call the RSPCA on me. Last night with no particular intent I not only managed to crack Harvey’s paw (in the way you and I can crack our knuckles
- as it didn’t hurt him thankfully!) but I also pissed on his head.
Yes, it appears I physically assaulted and humiliated the dog completely unintentionally.
The paw cracking incident was when he jumpped up on me, he missed slightly and rammed his paw in to my shoulder which is when I heard the popping sound. Thankfully it didn’t actually hurt him or he would have made it quite clear, I did however have to chase him around the house to make sure he was fine, which of course in itself is a sign that he was indeed fine, but no less I was rather concerned, where as he wasn’t and was in “ZOMG WERE PLAYING!!!1111” mode.
The golden shower incident was rather humourous at best. Harvey for some odd reason insists on entering the bathroom when I’m in there, when I’m taking a shower he’ll be in there watching like a crazed stalker, when I’m laying down pipe for the trans-europe gas pipe from Norway to Nuneaton he’ll be there. And when I go for a tinkle he’ll come in and stick his head down the bowl.
Usually I’m pretty good with keeping him out of the pan when I’m having a waz, but this time I didn’t notice his head pop through my legs and stick his head in the bowl. Annoyingly I had just let down the flood gates and he got it all over his head. Idiot.
So, of course, after him being wound up in playtime mode, I’ve got to coax him in to the shower to clean him off. Now normally I don’t mind chasing him around the house as he eventually gives up. But imagine my horror to the prospect of chasing a 5'10" (when standing) dog around the house as he sprays my urine all over the shop.
Thankfully, he had already gone in to the shower to lie down in it (as he does, see: bingobling.blogspot.com/2007/01/h…).
So that was my excitement for last night. And todays was the neighbours fucking calling the gas board as they appear to have a leak. Of course instead of knocking on my door to say “hey we think this fucking place is going to go up like a paper and petrol factory” they decided to leave me to it, until the gas man came around.
I think I might force open their gas meter box and cut their supply until Transco can be bothered to show up on Wednesday to have a look.
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An unfortunate rap star awaits to break in to the UK scene
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DAMN YOU TO HELL AOL
I use the X Drive service which is now an AOL service. AOLOL have trebble charged me, granted it’s only like 27p as the US Dollar is rubbish and I get a 50% discount, but still it’s the concept behind it. So I sent this email:From: My AOL Account Associated with X Drive@aol.comReceived: 01-05-2007 9:33 AM America/New_YorkTo: X Drive Support@aol.comSubject:Billing Issue Hello, I’ve received my statement today and I noticed on the 7 December that you’ve billed me three times. Any reason this may have happened? Regards, KevinOf course I get this backIncident Number: 12XXXXXDear @aol.com, Thank you for contacting AOL X-Drive support.My name is Michael.I understand from your recent e-mail that you have questions about Information About Xdrive Billing and Passwords.I recommend you save or print a copy of this e-mail for future reference.A. BILLING INFORMATIONTo ensure uninterrupted use of your Xdrive account, you need to make sure your payment information is up-to-date at all times. If you decide to change your payment method, or your credit card expiration date changes, you’ll need to update your payment information.To update your payment information: 1. Log in to Xdrive Web. 2. Select My Account from the Folder Tree. 3. Click My Profile. 4. Scroll to the Payment Information section and click the Edit button. 5. Update any of your billing information which may have changed since you registered, including your credit card number and expiration date.NOTE: you must provide the credit card number used for billing purposes any time you change any of the information on the Payment Information page. 6. When you have confirmed that your payment information is correct, click the Update button to save your changes.Xdrive provides you with online storage, file sharing, and other features as a subscription service.The subscription options currently available for your Xdrive account are:Service Plan Space PriceFree* 5 GB $0Monthly 50 GB $9.95Yearly 50 GB $99.50* Requires AOL Screen Name*** AOL members paying for the “full version” of AOL membership ($25.90 per month) get the 50 gigs as part of their membership.B. RENEWING YEARLY PLANA month before your annual subscription period ends, Xdrive will send you an e-mail to remind you that your subscription is set to renew. On the anniversary of your initial annual billing date, your Xdrive Plus subscription will automatically renew for the coming year.If we have made an error billing your account, we will quickly provide you with any credit due.To request a credit: 1. On the Xdrive Web screen, click the SUPPORT link. 2. Contact our Customer Support team using the 1-800 phone number or e-mail link provided to request a billing credit.NOTE: The 1-800 phone number and e-mail link are available to AOL or Xdrive paying customers only.C. FRAUDULENT ACCOUNTSIf you deem your account to be fraudulent, please follow the steps above to contact Customer Support right away. A Customer Support billing specialist will assist you regarding all fraudulent activities.If you decide that you no longer need your Xdrive account, you can easily cancel your subscription. Before canceling your account, make sure that you have transferred all of your important data from your Xdrive; once you cancel, your files will no longer be available.D. RESETTING THE XDRIVE PASSWORDYou can have a randomly-generated password sent to the email address associated with your account.To request a new password: 1. Click the FORGOT YOUR PASSWORD? link. 2. In the XDRIVE FREE OR XDRIVE PLUS USERNAME box, type the E-MAIL ADDRESS associated with your Xdrive account, then click the SEND ME MY NEW PASSWORD button. 3. Click the CLOSE WINDOW button. 4. Check your e-mail for the new password.E. CANCEL A XDRIVE ACCOUNTTo cancel a Xdrive accout: 1. On the Xdrive Web screen, click the SUPPORT link. 2. Contact our Customer Support team using the 1-800 phone number or e-mail link provided to cancel.NOTE: The 1-800 phone number and e-mail link are available to AOL or Xdrive paying customers only.I hope my response proves helpful. Please let us know if you have any additional questions or concerns.Thanks again! Technical and Billing Support is now available online at: http://premiumservices.aol.com/support/Get AOLR and a high-speed connection for a great low price! Check out <a href="https://highspeed.aol.com/broadband.asp?affil=aolbss&oid=&em=&mid=|780961" target=_blank>AOL High Speed</a> to see what broadband offers are available in your area. Or if you have questions, call our Registrations consultants anytime at 1-800-495-0427.I of course had to bash this back at the idiots:Um, right, well no. You have charged my card three times (as stated in my orginal message) and I would not only like an answer WHY it happened, but I’d also like a CREDIT for the excess amount (ie: 2 months @ $4.95). Also, some human intervention might be a good idea, I’m trying to be nice here but the more canned letters you send you’ll quite easily see my humour starting to fail. This is a simple task, I’ve gone through your instructions hidden below and it sends me back to this email address. -KevinI hold no hope for a reasonable outcome.
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ZOMG
I’m having those alcoholic drinks, I’ve had 2 pints and I’m already teh drunkz. Obviously it’s been a while since my last one.
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Swivel on this jerks
My bastard iMac fucked up AGAIN, this being about the 7th time I’ve had to reformat the fucking thing.
So this week I’m going to have it looked at and fucking fixed or taken away by fucking Apple who are going to pay for it, otherwise I’ll fuck the bastard in to the bin.
I can’t afford to buy a new computer, I can’t keep on fucking around with losing all my files and I’m n ot going to pay for something that is brought on by a security update. NOT MY PROBLEM.
Cunts.
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I am still a rather smart chap
Being bored is a rather good thing, it keeps my brain open to new stimuli. Being in a string of jobs that bore the living daylights out of me and more importantly finding out that I might have to obtain new employment again is now making me consider that I should probably get on and try and do something that not only pays the bills but that keeps me awake during the day.
But supprisingly this isn’t some insightful post about 18 century musicals, in fact, it’s about porn.
I was reading an atricle on the gay facination about watching heterosexuals going at it like rabbits (see: http://www.xtra.ca/public/viewstory.aspx?AFF_TYPE=1&STORY_ID=2478&PUB_TEMPLATE_I D=7) made me have to pipe up and smash down the gay porn industry as the most boing shit to hit this earth since sliced bread was given to us by the aliens off Stargate SG-1.
–[Comment to Article]– I can see your point in your statements, however, it is worth noting that recently gay porn seems to be rather dull. I’d assume this is of course as a result of the gay for pay phenomenon but it could be that it’s glammed up to the point it’s no longer even original nor normal.
I admit I do enjoy watching a bit of the straight stuff but not because the concept of hammering away at a woman’s special place gives me a hard-on, but it’s that the men really do look like they’re enjoying themselves profusely, which is hardly what you get from an all male performance now days.
Sex is all about the situation and not just an ikea style image of part A going in to part B and repeatedly flying about until it produces part C while crying out “OH GOD YES DUDE”. Nothing I find is more off putting than a rather lovely muscle bound sex god surrounded by a plethora of genitalia with god knows how much baby glue flying around the room having the look of “I wonder what I’ll have for my tea this evening. I could order a chinese or maybe a pizza, oh, I still have that chicken and mushroom pie in the cupboard. Oh we’re done.”
Where as in straight man world you not only have the aura of masculinity shouting obscenities while aggressively going at it but he actually does look like he’s in with the programme and not off in la-la land figuring out what he needs to buy from the supermarket on his way home.
But that’s just my view on it, I could be missing some of t’internets finest pornographics if I wasn’t too cheap to cough up $19.95 a month.
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Agree or disagree I do not care, I just want to bash my meat off to some gorgeous male enjoying sex like it should be done. Is that so much to ask?
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Amazon
Are also fucking pricks:
“Dear Customer,
We wanted to give you an update on the status of your order [026-8546380-7906805].
We are sorry to inform you that we have been unable to obtain the following item:
“AC Power Adaptor (Nintendo DS)”
This item has now been cancelled from your order and we can confirm that you have not been charged for it.
Please accept our apologies for any disappointment or inconvenience caused.”
So I sent this to the knob ends:
“Thank you for cancelling my order and gracefully wasting my time. I would appreciate it if you’d include some kind of other suggestion on where on Amazon I could obtain a replacement power adapter for a Nintendo DS instead of sending me a “LOLWTFBBQ UP URS COMPUTAR SAYZ NO!!!” email.”
I’m fucking wound up about this as my DS doesn’t work with out the electricity, I ORDERED a replacement it took me FUCKING AGES to get the right one of Amazon as their vague descrptions and shitty product images didn’t help at all. Now I got to find another. I can either order one from Nintendo, but I doubt they’ll have one, they might advise me to buy a new fucking DS because they’re cunts like that or I can try one of the various game shops, but what fucking chance do I have? I’ll probably have to drive 400 miles to get one, ARSE!
Fuck you Christmas, fuck you New Year and a hearty FUCK YOU UNIVERSE.
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PayPal
Can shove their fucking despute resolution shit up their arse.
“LOL INVALID CLAIM, SELLER GETS OFF SCOTT FREE COS IT’S UNDAR 25.00 LOLOLOLO NOT INTARASTAD!!111”
Fuckwits.
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Sindra WTF Get off my planet America
Occasionally I partake in the viewing of a DVD based film, this afternoon was no exception to this policy.
Having received an offer from LoveFilm for 3 free months if I return to them, I of course had to do so (seeing as they threw money at me). So I have rented an assortment of films and possibly some pornographics too, but I’m not too sure.
Anyways, I viewed the film “V for Vendela” or was it Vendetta, one can not remember. But on that lines it was safe to say it was a rather good film and you bastards better see it or I’ll show you unity through faith.
In some non-filmed activity I went off to work today to mash my keys in like a monkey and get some crap out of my way for Tuesday, after such an interesting event I went off to Tescos.
This isn’t a very good idea, you see, I have Tesco rage. I get in, I know what I want, I grab it, I pay for it and get the fuck out. But I’m always prevented from doing so from parking jerks, old people, stupid families with stupid children and thickos who think that an asile is a good place to have a chat with their trollies blocking them.
Once I left with my 6.50 worth of goods I nearly was wound up enough to kill.
Thankfully I went off and had a MacDonalds to chill my hatred of humanity, it was nice and cost me 3.33 oddly enough, crazy.
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You what We say
I’m considering making a blog post, although I can’t remember what for.
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I hate computing machines
Ugh.
Computers are the biggest pain in the arse that has ever hit this stupid plane t. My iMac crashed AGAIN, so I’ve had to pull all my files off on to DVD and then finally it’s being reflashed for the 4th time this bloody year.
So my iMac is now going to be restricted to video editing only as I can’t lose all my work again. Thankfully I have this old school laptop for my email and livejournal etc on it.
It’s so very slow and nasty but hey, whatever we suffer for our art.
Also, I think everybody should paypal me 8,000 CamWhore Euros for my pain. My id is “LOLiTHINKimGETTINGmoneyFORfree@illshowmypussyforcash.com”.
What fun.
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Up your father christmas
Big up homies, aight and let me tell you the tales of christmas past.
I did nowt.
The end. Seriously.
How disapointing isn’t it? Oh well.
Although, I’m fat on chocolate now.
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One interface god
Hello all my lovely people, Jesus saves with ASDA vouchers.
Anyways, I shall update you on all the glory that was my holiday later on, however, now so you know I’ve managed to work the BBS server in to distributing my blog posts for me and conviently keeping the last 1000 entries on it’s massive server like brain drive.
It’s glorious, except it tags all the emails with it’s stamp of approval. Jerk.
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Re In soviet Russia the post posts you
Yet another test
Oh Jesus christ LJ WORK PLZ.
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Repent Heathen MadSquirrelscom LIVES
I’ve resurected MadSquirrels.com from the dead, sort of.Google is now offering a beta service called “Google Apps” which I’ve shunted MadSquirrels.com on to. So now I have gmail as my mail service, Google Page Creator on the main website (I had to use a subdomain as ‘www’ still serves loads of content all over the place and I couldn’t pull it) and I’ve got a personalised start page and calendar address.So now that MadSquirrels.com is working it means all is nice in the universe. Please also visit it, it’s lovely and very retro. I’ll be updating it at some point to finish off friends and my photos pages.
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Repent Heathen THEYRE SO MEEEENE111
I, CAPTAIN OBVIOUS, HAVE COME TO THE RESCUE OF THE 3G FORUM!I’ve been passing through this forum and having a look at the streaming number of complaints about the new £25 administration charge for downgrading a tariff.I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but why do you think they introduced it? Is it because of the cost of bicycle pumps in Western Samoa?No, it’s because of dealers and customers taking the piss. Each network subsides the handsets, they make this back through the term of your contract, so the higher tariff you get the less you pay (which should be obvious why).So why are we so supprised that they’ve stopped this? Seriously, you take on a higher tariff, they give you not only a free phone but in most instances you get half price line rental and the minute they try and make up for the discount you received you turn around, take your line rental down to the minimum.Eventually they had to put and end to it or they’d have to raise prices else where. Considering that anything that they do will be greeted with “OMG HOW DARE YOU” I think it’s right they get the people who are doing this to pay up instead of increasing call costs or line rental for the rest of us.So do me a favour, stop bitching about how badly you’re being done by and look in the mirror for once, you’ve screwed it all for the rest of us who need to/want to downgrade our tariffs legitimately.
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Repent Heathen Christmas ecard
Yo. Some of you will have received this from an @aol.com address, it is me. You’ll be supprised how AOL’s trend of annoying HTML tarted up emails have for once done something useful.
I couldn’t get Yahoo or any kind of email programme to do this, except AOL. How odd.
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Repent Heathen This Is New York City Bitch
As an avid listener to the Gay Pimp podcast when I heard the Christmas podcast I had to buy This Is NYC, Bitch! the East Village Mixtape.It’s most brilliant, more so than the song Somethin' for the Fellas (That Like the Fellas) with the line #My mussy is on fire#, it’s poetry in motion with a bit of manwhore sucking it off. I love it.BUY IT OR DIE.
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Repent Heathen Jesus is a bit hammered
At this crazy capitalist filth time of year we should be remembering that Jesus was born in a rather bizarre tale of immaculate conceptions with other world beings (but lets face it we all know that Mary was putting it about a bit, the harlot).Speaking of harlots, I found this image rather amusing, who said the church had no humour. It’s Jesus, yeah, and a bloke off his tits on the roofies J-Dawg put in to his drink. AOLOL!Anyways, today is feeling like a saturday and this is annoying me as I’m in work. I really can’t get in the flow of things since it’s like the weekend in my head and I should be at home walking about in the nude, or possibly just my pants, depending on how much I want to make the neighbours feel uncomfortable.Oh this is becoming tiresome, I can’t think of what I was going to write. I just wish to be at home as I’m not going to be able to put up with this much longer as I’m in Saturday mode and this is totally a Friday.:o(
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Repent Heathen Windows you are teh suck
My server in Dallas, gleefully nicknamed “Dallas”, has needed to be rebooterised. This in itself isn’t entry worthy.However, it’s just erected the fucking LASER SHIELD which is a bit of a problem with it being in Dallas, Texas, UNITED BLEEDING STATES OF AMERICA. Graciously my Grimnir has never done this to me. It might be because it’s a Linux box, but more than likely it’s because I’m not on a Danish National Police Database of Terrorists (ZOMG PARANOIA).UPDATE: I’ve just received an update on my ticket to the lovely people at The Planet who are assisting even though I’m on one of their Discount Tesco-Value Server packages. (tsullivan-12/21/2006 13:40:06): I have rebooted the server manually, but it appears to hang when loading the personal settings for Windows. I attempted to boot using last known good configuration, but the same symptoms are present. I will investigate this issue further and update you as soon as possible. Thanks for your patience.Amusingly, this might require me to be thankful, to which I am, for their assistance by letting them live during my eventual uprising and slaughter of the unbelievers. Or I could send cakes.
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Repent Heathen My neighbours are jerks FACT
What constantly annoys me about people is when they are complete jerks and one shining example is the jerk living in the cul-de-sac bit of my quaint Olde Englishe Roade. When I must turn my car around I have two possibilities, reverse in to a busy road or (more sensibly I find) drive down to this cul-de-sac swing my car around and go.However, when this elderly goon is out he just STARES at me while I do it, it’s beyond uncomfortable. This morning being no exception to this, he was scraping the frost off his van (why you do nothing of value you old git) as I’m reversing I slightly mis-judged it and went to the kerb. The kerb is rather small and is technically his front garden which has about 800 rather large rocks to dammage any car whom dare go near it. Having felt the resistance of the engine to climbing this small incline I realised I’ve hit the end of the road and shan’t be going back further, except this weird pensioner starts coming towards my car, staring and being old and useless.Understand I don’t have time for this petty shit, I’m allowed to use the road (hence why I pay the road tax) and if I want to deck a kerb I bloody well can, the kerb is not your garden, the kerb is the road which is paid for by people like me. Your precious grass remains untouched so piss off.
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Repent Heathen From 3
From 21/11/2006 you’ve used over 15 MB of data on 3’s Mobile Internet service. For more info mobile.three.co.uk/3prepaywe…
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Repent Heathen Chippenham a special place for special people
Normally I’m a rather nice chap behind the wheel, not much angers me, with of course the exception of the unbelieveably stupid. But even still I can deal with it like an adult and move out of the way and onward.
Unfortunately, I lose my rag slightly when the other party is a dribbling retard.
If you know of Chippenham or have once been through it you’ll know of what I speak later on in this venom filled post.
Cutting a story really short because I am indeed that angry still I shall end it for you. As I’m leaving Morrisons, I’m on a two way road and to my left is a one way out road, which has this road marking (see image below) altering drivers to slow down or stop and that people on the road I’m travelling on have right of way.
Now I do realise when you have the IQ of a peanut this could be confused with “GO FASTER” or “EVERYBODY ELSE IS WRONG, SMASH ‘N SUE”, which is exactly what I had to swerve and avoid at a whopping 20mph. After ending up in the right hand lane and abruptly stopping my car this fucking moron then gives me the Chippenham stare.
When you get a Chippenham stare is re-enforces the idiology that they are all indeed inbred pig fuckers without a clue, the look tells “normies” (like you and myself) that “I don not understand why you are cross with me” much like a dog would give you when you start smacking it around for no reason what so ever.
This is what really made me lose the plot, here I am on the wrong side of the road shouting at this mong through my windscreen shortly after having to partake in “smash avoidance techniques” and this fucking tard is staring at me without the slightest clue that he’s a fucking idiot.
Thankfully I was saved by the Gay Pimp’s podcast which, with great use of comedic timing, started to play a bit where they impersonate Britney Spears getting finger blasted by Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan. Yes, that stopped me from tearing this window licking spastic from his car and smashing his big fucking inbred face against the Give Way road markings before taking down the Give Way sign and shoving it up his chuff. Be thankful you dirty fucker that you’re able to spend another day impregnating your skank ho of a sister and taking your daddy’s penis juice like a man.
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Porn Funny
This is why porn is the best comedy:BLACKMEN FILLING WHITE HOLES WITH THEIR DARK MEATYou ask “why is that amusing jackass?”, we’ll it’s fucking brilliant when it’s right below this image:Yes, this makes pornography the funniest shit in the world.
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With good comes bad
Today I have good news and bad news.I shall begin with a list of some kind to stress my point of the good-bad balance.Good: I got paid today.Bad: It now means FUCKING EXPENSIVE JANURARY is now two weeks longer.Bad: I needed to find a dinner jacket really fucking quick like.Good: I did and it only cost me £35 for the entire weekend.Good: Found a car stereo for £50 at Halfords and it’s decent.Bad: Only the drivers side speaker works (I suspect probably since TrafficMaster hijacked the passenger side one, rightly assuming I’d never buy a radio for the car) and I haven’t got an aerial.Slightly Better: I do receive Radio 4.Even better: It has line in connectors, so I shall be connecting my iPod instead of having to burn all my podcasts/music downloads to CD.Worse: Since the wanky cabling has been hoisted out once or thrice in the past it means the radio won’t go in to the dash properly until I carefully slide it back down to where it belongs and lock in the thing properly, although it (hopefully) won’t slide out in the meantime.FECKING BRILLIANT: TrafficMaster have activated my SafeSpeed subscription which means I can BOMB down the Motorway and on rural Welsh roads with style and glee, ok maybe not, but it’s useful to have on those unfair ‘hidden behind the trees along with the change of speed limit sign’ cameras, although the warning sound is a pearcing noise that will make your eyes bleed unless you SLOW DOWN.
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Fucking murderous rage
Seriously, I’m going to go fucking spare on this cunt. From Him on Thu 14/12/06 10:26: Off work again? From Whore on Thu 14/12/06 10:31: not very well :( From Him on Thu 14/12/06 11:04: Awww :( What’s up? From Whore on Thu 14/12/06 11:55: dunno, headachey and sore :( From Him on Thu 14/12/06 12:06: Poor Ben :( Well, 55 minutes and I’m done for the week. From Whore on Thu 14/12/06 12:46: oooh early finish! From Him on Thu 14/12/06 12:51: Sort of. I’ve got loads of days to take off and can only carry a certain number over to next year. Off this afternoon, tomorrow and next Wednesday. From Whore on Thu 14/12/06 12:52: very nice, and over xmas? From Him on Thu 14/12/06 12:56: In on the last Friday, probably until 12ish, then out until the 2nd. In for one day, then off again until the 11th! From Whore on Thu 14/12/06 13:00: sweeeeeeeet what are you doing?] still rid of Kevin? From Him on Thu 14/12/06 13:05: The days at the start of January are a flying thing down near Turin again. Kevin is sort of back, until the end of January. I’m free of him for on day between now and then I think, except when I’m off in Italy. From Whore on Thu 14/12/06 13:10: blimey! why did you allow that then fella? From Him on Thu 14/12/06 13:11: Don’t ask. Moment of madness :( From Whore on Thu 14/12/06 13:13: You are going soft ;-) From Him on Thu 14/12/06 13:15: Hmmm. You going to do something to reverse that? ;) From Whore on Thu 14/12/06 13:18: I can do yes ;-) From Him on Thu 14/12/06 13:19: Promises, promises ;) From Whore on Thu 14/12/06 13:19: well you keep letting the canadian back in lol From Him on Thu 14/12/06 13:24: I’d let you in any time ;) From Whore on Thu 14/12/06 13:30: heheheWant to see a “moment of madness”? Well when I fucking smash your face in dirtbag then you’ll see one.
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Dont judge me
Because Telewest hasn’t for the past 6 months.
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Done
If you don’t already realise (and you probably wouldn’t have) please find the attached informative, if not sickeningly graphic.
From Him on Thu 30/11/06 15:08: He’s gone. There was an opportunity to give him a little nudge on Monday, he got all huffy, now he is gone…..well, almost. Still loads of his stuff until he moves into wherever he’s going on Sunday.
From Whore on Thu 30/11/06 15:12: wow. what prompted it?
From Him on Thu 30/11/06 15:25: Him telling the rest of the world he might be looking for somewhere in BRistol or Cirencester. I told him the sooner he fucked off the better if he hadn’t got the decency to say anything to me first.
From Whore on Thu 30/11/06 15:26: Agh! Foollish canadian!
Do you feel better for it though?
From Him on Thu 30/11/06 15:34: YUP :) Like I said, PARTY TIME!!!!!
From Whore on Thu 30/11/06 15:35: :-D How are you going to celebrate?
From Him on Thu 30/11/06 15:36: Hmmmm….let me think…….. …..by allowing you to unload? ;)
From Whore on Thu 30/11/06 15:38: yaaaaaaaaaaaaay"!
From Him on Thu 30/11/06 15:39: So, when are you around, hmmm?
From Whore on Thu 30/11/06 15:51: next week could work
From Him on Thu 30/11/06 15:51: Excellent. Let me know, I’ll be waiting ;)
From Whore on Thu 30/11/06 15:52: I bet :-p quit your job yet?
From Him on Thu 30/11/06 15:54: lol. Down on my knees, mouth open, ready and waiting! Nup. Just waiting on these bloody exam results :(
From Whore on Thu 30/11/06 15:55: and what if i want a mouth full of you?
From Him on Thu 30/11/06 16:00: You’d have to get me naked immediately!
From Whore on Thu 30/11/06 16:01: :) you do taste good
From Him on Thu 30/11/06 16:02: Eh? lol. I’ll have to control myself until then and stock up in that case ;)
From Whore on Thu 30/11/06 16:04: Heheh :-)
From Him on Thu 30/11/06 16:05: Right. You’ll be getting a hello suck :)
From Whore on Thu 30/11/06 16:06: fine by me!
From Him on Thu 30/11/06 16:10: lol. I wasn’t asking permission ;)
From Whore on Thu 30/11/06 16:12: grrrr :-D
From Him on Thu 30/11/06 16:14: I think I might behave very badly so I’ll apologise in advance :)
From Whore on Thu 30/11/06 16:17: i’ll forgive you in advance
He’s such a dirt bag, you should see some of the texts he sent me trying to make me feel bad, luckly I blagged it and made it look like I over reacted. It’s all been tarred over now, so I’m not bitter or anything as I’m dog sitting in January (I feel rather bad about not being able to see my little puppy, so it’s the best option for me to still be able to see the dogs - who are the most important in all this, they don’t understand what an asshole he is).
I’m moving in to my room in Bristol’s Eastville area, it’s lovely, although I was threatened by a 12 year old. I should have flattened the little shit then and there. Alas, hindsight.
I’m about to make a public post, don’t port comments over plz.
Oddly enough I forgot to mention, I found a rather lovely lad in Chorley who I’m quickly falling for, he’s bloody hot sex on legs but I’d like to visit him up there and see if he’s an all around sex bomb, we’ve been interwebbing and texting over the past day and seems sound so more on that another time. If he is what he seems to be you might have to buy a wedding hat (and I think I know how not to dive in to another doomed relationship kthnx).
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From Him on Sun 19/11/06 18:20: Yup. All expenses paid trip down to near Turin. The WHOLE story? Are you sure? Or just parts: - Kevin - Work - Fucked plans - People who should know better - ….etc
From Whore on Sun 19/11/06 18:22: Whole story, parts makes no sense!
From Him on Sun 19/11/06 18:23: lol. Who says the whole will make sense? ANyway the next time I think I get my home to myself if the 16th as things stand :(
From Whore on Sun 19/11/06 18:24: of December??
From Him on Sun 19/11/06 18:26: Yes. I’m going to have to do something about it……especially as I can’t wait that long! ;) From Whore on Sun 19/11/06 18:26: :-P yum yum
From Him on Sun 19/11/06 18:30: Hmm. Soon. Very soon! How the hell do I get rid of him.
From Whore on Sun 19/11/06 18:32: do you not like him anymore then?
From Him on Sun 19/11/06 18:37: I’m the cleaner. I’m the shopper and provider. I’m the free accomodation. I’m the interest free bank. I’m NOT the other half, but slightest hint I (always imagined on his part) and he goes all funny. Should I continue?
From Whore on Sun 19/11/06 18:38: My gut reaction is no, you shouldnt
From Him on Sun 19/11/06 18:42: Ok. I won’t tell you any more then :) Just want him GONE, but it isn’t that easy. Where would he go?
From Whore on Sun 19/11/06 18:44: I dunno, you did pluck him out of his home country after all :) lol
From Him on Sun 19/11/06 18:49: Hmm. Sort of.
From Whore on Sun 19/11/06 18:56: hehe, sorry :) It will be ok. If you really want him out you have to be honest with him, it is your home.
From Him on Sun 19/11/06 19:00: I’ve got the end of January in mind. He’ll know where he stands with work by then. If he’s staying on with this lot in Cheltenham it’d be easier to suggest how much closer he could be.
Well at least I was right, somehow being triumphant sucks. It does also explain a lot though. I can’t really think of anything to say tot his, except it’s nice of him to acknowledge I do things around here, or even that everything I do is “silly”, “pointless” or “stupid”. What a fucking twat.
Also, how do I avoid spitting in his face (as well as go off to my work weekend knowing he’s fucking around at home?)
Even more importantly, how the fuck am I going to afford this. Flats around where I work are like £500 pcm, I don’t have that kind of cash, I might have to move to Swindon.
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1337 Electric Avenue Get and STI and get out of my face
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1337 Electric Avenue Get your tongue out of my mouth cuz Im kissing you goodbye
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1337 Electric Avenue I love animals cause theyre made of meat
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1337 Electric Avenue The homosexualists The Homosexualists
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1337 Electric Avenue You are brave young dragon But mine is the stronger gungfu
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I like pie
I’m starting to lose patience with this stupid woman (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/wiltshire/6163020.stm), how many times does she have to be told ‘No’, more importantly how much do we have to pay out of our taxes before somebody beats it in to her empty head? I can see why she’s having a freak out about it, but seriously, she knew what she signed when they were together, he’s now pulled out (why should he have to have children with this psycho bitch when they’re seperated), numerous courts have turned her down, even the European court of human rights for fecking sake. WOMAN stop. You can have babies all you like, instead of spending 9 months up the duff then popping the little bastard out you can ADOPT unwanted children, make an existing life better instead of creating another one because you’re a selfish cow. Now get off my BBC News and get off my fucking planet.
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Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadu
Oh how I loathe, er, I mean love Mondays. Traffic is slow and crap, children can’t walk so have to be driven 100 yards down the road and I spend another week being oppressed by the man to make my money. Sometimes I think being a smelly hippy would be the easiest way to live, but I’m not liking the BO or the whole poor bit.
I’ve also left a freshly activated card at work over the weekend. It surprises me it hasn’t been stolen.
In other news, work this morning had a lesbian theme to it which was just very, very odd.
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How amusing
This american television abc1 stuff can be occasionally amusing. It pains me to say it though.
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HA FOILED YOU
I barely just made the 8pm time I quoted, TAKE THAT UNIVERSE.
The podcast will be available shortly to iTunes subscribers when feedburner does it’s update.
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Make post not delete
Gah!
My phone just deleted my post. Jerk. Also livejournal failed to post my voice post, double jerk. And now AOLOL won’t stop harassing me for this “OPENWAVE REFRESH” and “CONNECT TO TEH AOLZ” treble jerk.
Also the podcast is still encoding, I should have possibly thought to start it at 6am. quadruple jerk.
On the brightside at least the new madsquirrels.com is done.
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Podcast
The podcast is starting to encode, it’s probably going to be an hour or two before I can upload it to Dallas and make the changes to the RSS feed (which will then take a further half hour for FeedBurner to update). So expect it around 8pm.
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Lesbianism its all about the vajayjay
Oh, look it be sunday at 15:49. I think I should get on with churning out todays podcast video (which only about 3 people seem to be watching, but ho-hum*).
As madsquirrels.com is coming up for renewal I’ve decided I have to do something with it to actually be able to justify spending €10 to keep it going. So I’ve created a blog called 1337 Electric Avenue (much like my L-jay-jay) which will superseed the LJ as I have more freedom to design it. This doesn’t mean I won’t post and interact on LJ (as I post to a group of email addresses from my Yahoo! Mail!), it just means madsquirrels.com will be where I’m trying to re-focus the traffic to.
There is also a development in my Psychic Connections hotline and also there is somebody on my friends list who’s street cred has hit an unbelievable high for having such a cruel and vocal view on others that rivals my own. They know who they are and they know how proud I am of them kicking people while their down, good show! (also while you’re smashing their face in be sure to rub it in and call them “ugly smashed in face”). Unfortunately, unless this individual chooses to tell you their identity then I’m afraid it will go to the grave with me. Sorry that’s life (or death as the case may be).
I also appear to have a denist appointment next monday (27th) morning. Oh joy.
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MTV drops you in the shit
MTV Dance has this text ticker thing, amusingly it was full of “DAVE LOVES…”, one came up as “DAVES LUVZ NICK” so as the comedy genius I am I wrote back in “NICK TEH HOT, DAVE XX”.
Unfortunately I was foiled by MTV two fold. It first took about half an hour to go to air and when it did I found my mugshot looking back it me from the tellybox.
If I wern’t already a gayer I’d be mortified to think how many people around the country now think I’m a gayer.
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Psychic Connections PSYCHIC HOTLINE ZOMG
If you’re currently subscribed to my podcast you’ll be bound to get this shortly, but if you’re not visit:
and watch the advertisement!
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Is broken
Bingo Bling is a bit broken at the minute. as the style sheets and images are located on a domain that’s experiencing a slight dns problem. i’ve moved dns servers and re allocated it to the us server as it’s north american targeted. so i’ll upload it again from home.
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I psychic babies
As some of you might be aware myself and had a “soft launch” of but since you are all bastards and didn’t FEED MY VOICEMAIL I’m afraid I had to unleash it to the masses. Sorry.
But I shall fill you in on the score.
I’m going to create a video podcast called Psychic Connections which will be feed to your ipod, itunes, generic podcast receiving unit and uploaded to Seven Online, I shall be masquerading as Madame Asbolynda Shalontra LaRue Kontiquah Jackson and I will be doing my psychics on a live telephone call, so more messages = more content.
At the minute I’m restrained by the financials and also the lack of stock at FancyDress.com of this attire:
So if you see one online LET ME KNOW.
If anybody has a purpose to be cruel to others PLEASE by GOD’S NAME spread the psychic hotline number of 0117 911 8747. It’s a Bristol number so you HAVEN’T ANY EXCUSE NOT TO.
Or contact my pubic[sic] relations agency The Flying Nun (web site to be changed laters).
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Im so holy
I’m so much holier than thou. Await further photos next week and possibly a video series where I heckle people.
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Fw Fixed
JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST LIVEJOURNAL, IT IS VALID UTF-8 UP YOUR PIPPING STANDARD.
The podcast feed was fixed, well sort of.
I’ve downloaded FeedForAll which I shall be purchasing (for GBP22) in 30 days time. It’s fixed it and I’ve had to move the feed address. But with the magic of Apache, the current feed location will bounce you off to FeedBurner which will track all my glorious downloads, as I’m sure people are watching/listening. I see that Dallas’s bandwidth is going up in video sized proportions so somebody must be dowloading it (unless it’s my itunes, CRY).
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Podcast
The podcast has been updated.
But I managed to semi-break the feed. Which should be fixed. I also might need to have a bit of a sit down and check how to notify of an update to the feed url to iTunes.
But for now it’s back up again, working.
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I say
Slightly more camp than a Latvian Eurovision entry, but not by much.
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Oh poo
VersaForward has started to forward my Yahoo! Mail, but it turns out there is a slight conflict with my gmail filters. Oops.
I’ve fixed it by using my other gmail account (I hope!) I just need to wait for it to go in to effect.
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Oh dear
It doesn’t sound like it’s going too well for bush and his ‘republican massive’. All empires come to an end eventually but this one is faster than the king who managed only to last a year in power before the end of his reign!
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Hooray Or Booray
So I fixed the vox thing because it were pants, but the only way I could do that was by creating a new livejournal account and authorising it. Gargh.
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Amuse me
0844 484 7319 (5p/minute goes to a voicemail account of my own, leave a message of some kind and I might just include it in my podcast in some form).
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In other news
I’m going to subscribe to VersaForward (www.versaforward.com) to collect my Yahoo! Mail and pass it along to my gmail account.
Why this complex operation you ask? Well the NEW AND IMPROVED BUT MOSTLY NEW Gmail client for mobiles (visit gmail.com/app on your mobile to download) work’s with 3’s Mobile Web 30, where as collecting and sending email as my Yahoo! account on 3mail.com doesn’t work any more since they force it to come from your 3Mail account.
So by getting VersaForward to grab a copy (leaving it on Yahoo! so I can still use the Yahoo! Mail interface) and sending it to my gmail which I have by default to send as my yahoo account I can collect and reply to my email on my mbile as well as keeping the goodness of Yahoo!
Granted I’ll have two copies and my sent items won’t synchronise properly, but whatever. Gmail has nearly 3GB of space so I don’t need to worry and who ever checks their sent mail folder? Certainly not I!
Hopefully they won’t notice I did a trial with them earlier….
But HEY, whatevar.
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Jerk
WHY ARE YOU SUCH A PRICK APPLE?
My iMac has been utter fucking bollocks for the past month, randomly not working and being a general nusance. Now the cunting thing refuses to load Java, more importantly the JavaViewer for GotoMyPC.com. Now I can’t fucking well access THE FUCKING SERVER.
Cock ass fucking ass pussy WHORE.
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I smash you hardcore
Oh what a day!
I don’t know why, it just was. The best part of it being mocked by trafficmaster. How unfunny.
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Oh why dear planet WHY
Annoyingly spammers have attacked my MSOL.dk contact form so my AOLOL account is full of spam sent through Grimnir. SAD.*
Also, it be friday and it’s getting near to doing my weekly podcast which means another fucking 90 minutes trying to beat IIS with a dead cat to under-fucking-stand the concept of MIME types. But I’m not bitter.
- = The contact form was fixed to my email address so they were posting to other email addresses but it kept on coming through to my MSOL account (which forwards to my AOL account).
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Death
I’m getting an omen to my horrific death.
A cuntish prick in a Gold Audi is going to kill me in another pointless and dangerous overtake.
I know this because for the third time within the last two months he nearly did it AGAIN.
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Today I have lost you
I’ve officially lost my payment card today (of non-descript value) it will be sadly missed. Oddly enough I think I might be running foul of a treason charge for it as it were a Union Jack/Union Flag [chose your side and shut up] card. Hopefully they’ll re-send the new one with the same design or I’ll suicide.
I’ve also had to send out some emails saying “you ain’t getting no cash ‘ho”, thankfully the responses have been “ok, we lub roo” rather than “bitch, don’t make me have to pry it from yo dead fingaz”.
Oh how I like being this gangsta, it makes me feel like a real man.
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God bless the Popbitch
A traffic warden approached a man parking his car. “You can’t park there, that’s a disabled bay” He said “But I am disabled” The warden replied “Really, what with?” “Fucking Tourettes you cunt,” replied the man. “Now piss off.”
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I try and try and oh whatever
Posted it to Vox only I’m afraid. I do normally post to all from my Yahoo! Not! 2GB! Mail! to ensure both are content synchronised, but I kind of took liberty on this one.
Sorry.
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What another off with her head
Why am I the only one on Vox who likes making suicide?
On an unrelated note, I probably should have added this to my previous post titled Woman, drop the gun but then that would be counted as efficiency and you don’t pay me enough for that kind of business.
Tomorrow I think I might do the Tescos 2.5 mile walk depending on the state of the Yoofs, being mugged in a subway while wandering the streets of an increadibly posh town won’t do much for my street cred and quite frankly I don’t have the time to kick around a few pentioners to get my cred back.
Speaking of random things, I’m getting the feeling I might have forgot to do something at work. Thankfully I’m not important enough to have forgot to set the alarms and thus breaking the stock exchange and a string of data protection laws at the same time, but I’m sure it was slightly important enough for me to have known better. Oh well.
Also, I’m now on a Tesco’s diet. Basically I’ve got about 56p to last me untill the 25th (and I still need to buy a nuns outfit mind) so I shall be sourcing only Tesco’s finest instant noodles and yoghurt pots at an appatising 8p each. As you can tell I’m pure class me. And speaking of class from my bump not only do I have to pry back the bumper but I also managed to break one of my side lights, literally only a fortnight after they replaced the bulb at my cost. I’m starting to wish I had my Micra back.
Now back to my evening of GAY DISCO.
ps. this better be HT-Bloody-ML on my interweb posts.
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Woman drop the gun
Clicking around my Yahoo! Ireland! Mail! Which! Cost! Me! Twelve! Quid! For! The! Year! Buthasn’tfuckingwellupgradedto1GBandisbloodywellstillbroken! I found “Stationary - a benefit of your premium subscription”. Much like my missing gigabyte of storage space there is nowt there.
Oh well.
Anyways, in other news we’ve acquired a hire van parking at the side of the house. This isn’t normally a problem since it isn’t double yellowed or anything, but it’s just an annoyance AS IT’S FUCKING MASSIVE and kind of blocks the road (and the neighbours from right across from leaving their drive). We don’t know who is responsible for it, but I might leave a pipe bomb in it tomorrow morning (I was never one to mince my words, I feel the direct approach is always best).
I also haven’t receive my insurance documentation, which is a bit worrying as I’m being charged a mystical sum (I think 1.08p/mile) but I can’t be sure if they don’t send me the fucking certificates. I may also send a pipe bomb with December’s payment (and lets face it, if it blows up in the sorting office I still make some kind of point to somebody).
While I’m at it, anybody have a need for a pipe bomb? I get them on discount if I order in apocalyptic quantities.
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Aide Aide Cest Pete Tong
It’s getting rather spicy here at work.
I’m here on my own out of the fault of the universe, so I’m on my own picking up 5 phones in this office then another potential 15 if the building starts to overflow. This is unfortunately probably going to be one of those days, so I shant be planning much work I’m afraid.
I had another play with the SatNav service (I’m so going to get my 30 day trial out of them), but I think more out of needing another voice to listen to as a replacement for radio. Mmmm radio.
Speaking of such I’m going to pull my mini-battery powered one from my car shortly as I can’t be stuck in silence all day now can I?
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How I loathe you Microsoft
Why do I need to reset the MIME types everytime I load another video on to the IIS server?
Answers on a postcard to:
Why are you such bastards? c/o Microsoft Bin 3 (Paper and Cardboard) London Borough of Hammersmith Waste Management Services London
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Who shot Dallas I ruddy well will
My server in Dallas is a whore to the Nth degree. Podcast 2 isn’t working, not like the bastard thing doesn’t know the fecking mime type for it already. Jerk.
I’ll try to Remote Desktop in to it and find out why it’s being a knob, but no promises. Everything might have to be lunged upon Grimnir (who is a bit spastic about passive ftp ports).
UGH, WHY INTERNET WHY?
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Get a job you hippy
A beautiful blue eyed boy working for Exodus who’s interests include:
I like the style of the far right. Start a blog with a chappie who makes other chappies blow their stack and go on about EX-GAYDOM FREE YOURSELF FROM TEH GHEY! Could you make your JESUS-trolling even more obvious?
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What me wa say
After my pay as you drive box which can sing as well as dance was installed this morning I’ve been dying to abuse it HARDCORE.
As I’ve got 30 days on the SatNav free I might as well try it and have them send me home. As it’s operated by TrafficMaster I’m hoping it will find some genius way around and allow me to avoid the traffic.
I’ve decided I’m going to pay the £10 a month for the Speed Camera detection service and black spot warning stuff and do the SatNav on a pay as you go basis as I’ve already got a TomTom but it’ll be useful to have some credit on the account for a route I expect to be riddled with traffic and such.
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MY PRECIOUS HONOUR FOR THAT I SHALL AVENGE MY OWN DEATH
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I had to laugh when I saw this, somebody in an obvious tizzy to find a projector didn’t quite click where my jacket was placed in to. This is how comedy starts (ironically this is also the same way a pub punch up starts).
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Amusingly deadly
It always amazes me that people can be so unbelievably thick.
Like this morning, on my usual 30 mile jaunt to work I’ve passed through varying amounts of fog but all of them had one thing incommon, you absolutely needed at minimum to have your dipped headlights and fog lights on or you had no chance.
This logic of course wasn’t stopping anybody, 10 out of 20 couldn’t be arsed to use their fog lights, but at least had the courtesy to use their lights. However, a further 5 couldn’t be bothered to use their dipped headlights but at least opted for their side lights (not as if that was any use to anybody, but whatever). But shockingly around 3-4 people were so think they didn’t even use any form of lights, amusingly there were also driving grey/silver cars and deserve to perish in a flaming car smash.
Why do people think “oh it’s a bit foggy I think I’ll make myself blend in to the background”? Seriously, download the common sense patch or have the decency to do something stupid and get off the planet.
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Podcast link thoughts
Podcast Video Here: monkeybox.vox.com/library/v…
I think I might do one a day but only publish weekly as it takes bleeding ages to put together and also I think it’s entirely possible to lose the plot with the size of the files. So I’ll do phone posts internittently then the big one on Sat or Sun as it seems most logical.
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Podcast with Keviquah
The podcast is fully set-up now, if you want to keep track of it in a podcast thingy use this link: rss.plasticrobot.tv/podcast.r…
Or wait until I post here.
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Plethorial
I’m just encoding yesterdays podcast in to mp4 and uploading it to Grimnir. Then I shall post todays shortly sweet podcast.
Good morrow.
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Because ham isnt that nice
I’ve slowly been getting bored with the Internet. At first it was bloody grate as the LiveJournal was new and I was an Internet superstar (well truth be told I was 16 and had a cracking ass which brought all the boys to the yard). Unfortunately for me as is the tale with all superstars I live fast and died young, with the exception of actually finishing of with the whole death thing.
Instead I left my fast paced media career and moved on to desk jobs, slapped on some fat and angered lesbians. OH GOD WHY?
Obviously I’ve got myself stuck in a rut and have been for quite sometime now, which is a shame since I am fucking superstar material and you better bloody well believe it. So I must make this end and resume my course of stardom and leaving behind the best damn corpse you ever cracked one off over. My first step as a recovering boring git is to lose the weight. Being fat is shit in such an unbelievably bad way. You feel crap so you eat and eating loads makes you fat. Can we all see the inherent unfairness in this system?
I’s become obvious I’ve got little to no will power so next to bulimia and anorexia I’m shit out of luck, although if I did go down that path I could start posting pics of my skeleton on pro_ana communities, OMG I SO WANT TO BE AN PRO_ANA SUPERSTAR, which also works out for me as I’d like to find a rich doctor, better get that BUPA scheme set-up before I go all skinny and refuse to eat, I’ll never find a rich doctor on the NHS.
But in all seriousness I need to cut back on the fat ass foods and go from 18 meals a day to one. Yes, seriously one. Where I work is 1.3 miles away from a whopping large Tesco, so every day I shall walk and buy my lunch from there. That gives me 1 hour of continuous walking (which is good cos I’m not fucking well walking 30 miles to work and 30 miles back KTHNX) plus whatever I can motivate my big fat jumbo ass back into.
My second step to my road to recovery is getting back in to my fast paced media career, my brain is dead from data entry and inactivity which is so not cool. I am a very creative guy and when I get my confidence I can be a real jerk too which fits in surprisingly better than you think (oh and I have no morals either). But that requires me to save up so I can work somewhere for free for bleeding ages, which is so totally in the life script.
And then following back from that is becoming the Internet star I was years ago with my cracking ass and fast paced media career, then I shall be on top (or bottom if required - call for rates).
Oh to be me again.
Now I’ve completely managed to ADD off course and can’t remember what I was going to write, so I must bid you farewell and all that malarkey. Now get of my fucking potatoes you hear?!
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Humans
Decide this conundrium for me minions: bingobling.blogspot.com/2006/11/b…
Post upon thr Bingo Bling with your replies.
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Because we all know
….. nothing will ever out live my livejournal, then you must visit (and love)
Bingo Bling
Thank you and Good ‘morrow
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Here have something deep you fucking internet
Today I walked past a girl, her mum and oddly enough a priest. The girl was autistic (or something) and was laughing and being rather happy, which is bound to get on my tits regardless. But it made me think, she’ll probably never comprehend on how much of a shitty fucking place this planet is and she’ll always be that happy girl bouncing down the street laughing. It kind of makes even hardend Sociopath like myself think about it all (but not ending it, you fucking pricks aren’t getting off that easy).
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In sovient Britain the building heats YOU
It is so cold in here, so much so I can’t feel my fingers so my typing is well wonky.
The heading is deaded :o(
TEXT ME SOME LOVE INTERNET!
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I CUTTA YOU FACE OFF
SAW III too fucking crazy.
I can see this happening. As an avid fan of horror even I almost had to walk out of the cinema (excluding the time I went to get bottled water), at points it was too hardcore.
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I got pwned
The universe decided to slap me, rather hard and with irony.
I hate the universe.
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Seance
Me and another famous LiveJournal Superstar have come up with LiveJournal Seance ().
If you would like to participate in our madness ring 0845 388 3265 (or 1800 351 8701 from the US/Canada) and press 9. Either somebody (read: me) will pick up the line or if not leave a message.
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WHY DONT YOU FUCKING WORK
It appears my Passport account for MSN is shagged. So please would you be most kind to add: to your MSN, or even kevin.costelloe on Yahoo! Instant! Messenger!
(fyi: it is a @hotmail.co.jp account)
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Who what now
I was trying to dial an outside number from my work phone and it freezes which it can do occasionally. What number do you think it dialed when it came back to life?
999
Shitting cunt bollock fuck bags.
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Just to inform you
I’ve just bought 10,000 Iraqi Dinars. 200 Iraqi bank notes should be showing up at my door at some point.
And before you ask, no, I’m not investing silly amounts of money in to a currency that will probably bomb out (literally) in the next 30 days. I’m buying for novilty value (and lets face it, what I’m spending is only about 2 1/2 pints of your average student grade lager). This month it’s 50 denominations, next 250, then 500, etc, etc. It’s just the 50 demominations happen to come in packs of 200.
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One does not approve
Hooray! I’ve just bashed £14 out of the credit card to go and see Saw III in the Cinema on Saturday afternoon. Oddly enough it’ll be a bit of an early start for me.
First I must awake which will be around 8am, then leave at around 9am and collect Mr. Boyzici at around 10:something and arrive at Cribs Causeway hopefully around 11, which will probably be the case since traffic is just a bastard with thanks from The Mall.
Although now that I’ve just typed this, I had a look at the RAC website, it says it’s only 12 minutes from the abode of Mr. Boyzici. So not as early as expected. Hooray!
See also: bored.
Also, LiveJournal this IS a valid UTF-8 Something or other, bitch.
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I have attempted to send money to Canada using the power of Western Union.
Although I’ve been foiled and had nothing but DRAMA for the past two days. Slightly unamused.
If we went with my orignal plan of a fairly expensive bank transfer it would be sat in her account now. DURR.
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Up your fucking pipe
Attention all, as you clearly know I fucking hate NatWank, more importantly I hate having to PAY to be abused by them. So I’ve located their GEOGRAPHIC number (which will bypass their 0845 malarky) for their automated/customer services line. It be:
0121 236 8837
Please use it CONSTANTLY.
Love you long time.
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a hrefhttpwwwxfyrecomswlj2mehtmlLJ2MEa Too much information
The toilet seats at work are all broken to the point of having a sit down becomes similar to riding a crazed bull and trying to keep steady.
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MSN Wanked
My MSN has completely wanked out on me, I can get it on the mobile but LOL takes PRESHUS DATA!
If you’ve got NuMSN with Yahoo! Capabilties! Add! Me! kevin.costelloe
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This is how domestic violence starts
I’m beginning to lose my rag with this shit.
Every weekend he’s off to fucking Brighton, he gets back and I get nothing but amateur dramatics. But this has been a long time comming I think.
On his birthday I kept tabs on the date for the whole month, got up at 6am like I usually do, go off to work, spend about an hour down the high street trying to get something rather appropriate and I get home at around 6:30pm (again as usual). I give him his birthday card and all I fucking get is “you were the last to remember”.
I’m just like “bitch what now?”, he doesn’t get up until about 8:15 every morning and only works within about a 10 minute drive and he’s telling me off for “being the last to remember”. I DON’T FINK SO.
So I put it to one side and ignore his bitch ass, until my car gets back. Then I wangle him in to spending the rest of his “quiet” birthday evening with his hands down my boot trying to figure out why my lights aren’t working. But of course that lesson in “I’m not having your shit” wasn’t quite learned.
Over this weekend I left my wallet at work, on my desk, 30 miles away. My car had about 5 miles of petrol in it and I had a whopping 67p on me in cash. The obvious problem with this senario is that the banks are closed and I ain’t got shit on me. I ring him and ask “do you have any kind of money in the house, I need to go in to Ciren to get my wallet, I’ve got money but I can’t get it out of a branch and my card is in my wallet”. I mamage to get £4.72. Good enough for me.
I get my wallet back, but some shit at the Sainsburys, return home.
Today when HRH gets in I get the usual shit, four hours of sulk because I’m obviosuly such a fucking birden on his social life (oh wait, I can’t be since he’s always fucking off in Brighton, maybe he might want to look in a mirror, I can’t do shit fuck all because I HAVE TO LOOK AFTER THE FUCKING DOGS).
The first fucking thing he says is “Why did you have to go to Cheltenham (shows you how much he listens) to get your wallet? Couldn’t you wait until Monday (again, listening aspect)”. Under normal circumstances I probably would have beat the mother fucker down to the floor for even suggesting my life is a dismal waste of time, but I was caught off guard and only came back with “because I had to go out and do things, like go to Sainsburys” and he replies “Why?”
Well why fucking not?
So I’ve been trying to ignore him until he calms down before I consider something like pouring bleech in his food, because lets face it, I’m seriously considering a hearty round of Domestic Violence™. I might slap him around with an iron and scream “BITCH WHY YOU BLEEDING? BITCH WHY YOU BLEEDING?” and answer his statements with “WHY?”.
And now just to push my buttons (or potentially a glass in his face) he’s on the phone to his little brighton massive being rather cheerful.
I have a feeling I might start looking for dirt cheap flats again, I’m getting really sick of this shit.
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a hrefhttpwwwxfyrecomswlj2mehtmlLJ2MEa You skype
I wish to obtain a netgear skype phone. i’ve just had a play with skype and it seems worth it, plus the phone is rather nice. if i have any money left (which i highly doubt) i may seek one.
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Posted using a hrefhttpwwwlivejournalcomljtalkLJTalka
I’ve had a play with iWeb - Chekket: www.madsquirrels.com
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Who what now?
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You have received a new message
You have received an MMS message. To see the message correctly, you will need to view this message in a graphical email application.
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a hrefhttpwwwxfyrecomswlj2mehtmlLJ2MEa Back to the days of the old
I’ve been having good thoughts about what i can do with the bbs when i move it to america. it’s a good idea as i’ll have loads of room for more echoes, usenet groups and email. as well as a tonne of useless bandwith to host a large old school file area. i’ll also be looking to add some more doors so if you remember one from the good old days email me and i’ll see if i can set it up on the new system. i’m quite hoping for this to go live by month end. then i can leave the internet behind and stay in a land of people with thought and idea. you should try it. on the current incarnation i’ve got both usenet and dove net feeds and you can tell the difference between the two worlds.
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a hrefhttpwwwxfyrecomswlj2mehtmlLJ2MEa War
I’m probably going to start war on a sovereign nation. i’m frustrated, irritated and should have been to bed about an hour ago. i’ve offered a choice for a meal but after being spoken to like i’m a nobody you either fucking eat it or i feed it to the dogs.
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a hrefhttpwwwxfyrecomswlj2mehtmlLJ2MEa Updated
I’ve updated the bingo bling blog. visit it now.
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a hrefhttpwwwxfyrecomswlj2mehtmlLJ2MEa My head
What a night, did a drunken phone call, have gave out my livejournal login details for all to hear, took some photos and was threatened by a bull dyke. So now I wait at chez ici for the drink to wear away so i can go home and get the dogs, finish cleaning the wok, move the cars around and hide in bed until monday morning. I’ll also post photos to bingo bling now. <– Lie, will do later
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SUZUKI LIES
The Pwners Manual of the Jimny says my front tyres should be 23psi and my rear should be 28psi. I think it’s telling me lies. The micra was 32psi front and 28psi back.
I think I might need to nip in to Halfords and skim through a Haynes manual for reassurance.
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Tha PoLeece
Today has been busy and I’ve had a touch of serious road rage. I had to buzz in to Chippenham which should have taken me around 15 minutes at 9am on a saturday morning. But it didn’t, it took half an hour because EVERYBODY was insisting on doing 35-40 in a 60, I get past one and there is another up ahead, this in itself wasn’t too bad but it was the fact I had to be there and out by 9:45 to take the other car in to the garage. So that made life worse and then the idiot behind me trying to overtake me while I’m trying to deal with the fucking idiots in front.
On the way back I lost my rag and started shouting at a moped trying to race me, I got so sick of his shit I got around him at a dual lane part of the road and left him there trying to continue his fruitless race. Although I’m impressed he managed to keep it going at 60!
Then taking the other car through to the MOT centre was a complete nightmare. The police were in full force which is an indicator I’m on shakey ground here. The Road Traffic Act allows you to take a car with not MOT to a pre-booked appointment which is fine, but I’m not so sure if the fact the car was SORNed (Statutory Off Road Notification) was factored in to it. So I’ve taken it to the closest MOT centre possible, on the way there I passed THA PO-LEECE and kind of expected a swing around and some HARDCORE BLUE LIGHT ACTION.
But it didn’t. Win!
Also, I just got the call mid way through this post and I’ve gone to collect the car, it passed and only needed £33.60 in work (plus £45 for the MOT). HUZZAH!
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a hrefhttpwwwxfyrecomswlj2mehtmlLJ2MEa No computer for you
My computer is completely shagged and i need to do an apple care job on it. until then i’ve got to pay for low quality porn on my mobile, do my yahoo! on my mobile and everything on the mobile. not amusing.
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Blasphemy Time
As I mentioned below Aunt Yvonne died, nobody bothered to tell me and it’s yet another person in this god for saken family I’ll now never meet (but will suffer having to hear stories about what a wonderful person she was and how I would have got on with her, and before you ask we’re all the same in my twisted group of humanity it seems).
Not like I’m irritated or anything. Further more I’ve never been witness to such bollocks in my life: ….. You are in Gods hands now.
This most certainly is completely uncharacteristic and is beyond cliche, if you’re going to say something say it from your own being and not a bloody hallmark card. Again, so not taking this personally.
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Well then
It turns out my aunt Yvonne died on 5 October.
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ZOMG
I’ve redone my website as I’m still in my LOL INTARNAT SUX0RS mood, I’ve basically mashed together all my RSS feeds (moblog: Bingo Bling, moblog: My Gallery, blog: LJ) in to one handy website.
View it, mash it, love it.
Also, if you want LJ (or another news reader) to keep up with it, the feed is located here: ms.mmn.on.ca/feed/
Now I can post to all three through the various methods and not have to keep up a website. Win.
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Amusing
On tonight’s Law and Order they’re in “Prague” which is a poor mock up of some posh New York suburb. You’d think with such a strong brand they would splash out and use the real thing or at least a German city.
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Tonight I shall
…. get absolutely stinking drunk.
I’ve got nobody with me this evening, which is sad-ish, but at the same time the car is off insurance tomorrow so I can’t actually do anything until Monday when it’s back on a one day policy, so I can’t drive anywhere and I’m not in the mood to walk 10 miles to go to Tescos.
So I can get stonkingly pissed tonight, have a lost day tomorrow anyway and not need to binge again until next weekend with (which is why I should test my alcohol tolerance tonight me thinks).
Expect texts this evening.
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America America
If the Americans wern’t already so very good at invading Eye-Rack and spelling “Muslim” as “Moslum” I’ve now heard it all.
ABC News refered to an “Iraqi” as “Rackey”. How unprofessional.
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Internet Boring
After getting yet another virus on the BBS PC I think I might just abandon t’internet. It bores me now, I do something, I get a virus, I put up a website, somebody defaces it, I check my email and I get 800 messages trying to get me to buy dodgy phamasetuicals (and that’s with three layers of spam filtering).
The internet isn’t cool anymore, the intenet is one big jerk.
I’ll still be doing my “technical” things on the internet (don’t worry Jonska!) and also one other project I got on the go. I shall also be interacting on the LJ.
Other than that I’m retreating to the BBS world in my own little corner of the jerk-o-net with my “echoes” and crazy usenet feeds, where everything is done with text only.
The usual email will work, I check my Yahoo! on the mobile and it’ll forward a copy to the BBS email.
Good morrow!
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Egham Britains shithole
I’M SO MORALLY OUTRAGED, ONLY THE EXPRESS STANDS FOR TRADITIONAL VALUES!!!11.
Daily Mail runs subtle OUTRAGE peice, morons flock to t’internet and become MORRALLY OUTRAGED. The cycle is now complete.
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Every time I see the whois I Yack
I hate the internet. Some kn0b took one of my old disused domains [that expired], which is fine (vivre la capatalism). However, now it seems to be causing conflict with one of my other domains, which is slightly shitty.
Between the registry and the registrar they’re being bumholes about changing the details even though the email address changed hands years ago, so I’ve been waiting and waiting for the domain to come free again so I can get my old email address to fucking do something about my current problem.
But every year this internet mastermind foils me: Name Michael Yack Job Title Visionary Postal Address Unit112 1122 Finch Ave West Suite Unit 18 Toronto ON M3J 3J5 Canada Phone 4167719575 Fax Email mikey@fabuloussavings.com
I’ll fucking visionary you.
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Best Thing Evar
3 Music Store.
3 have released a web version of their music store, I’d abuse it but they only use Windows Media format and only support Winhoes. But one good feature is any music bought on the mobile can be re-downloaded up to 3 times, so if I upgrade or my phone is stolen (less than 3 times) I can get all me choonez back!
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AOLOL
I’ve got the wig, I’ve got the boobs and now I need to get a bra (as the photos will show one of my boobs slipping out of place) so I’m going to find a shop that will take my story of going to a fancy dress party as a crack whore. Alternatively, I can just buy a tape measure and work out my bra size and do a grab and buy at M&S.
I also need to get a wig net thingy for my hair and I know a joke shop that might have them.
Also, haven’t shaved for about 3 days, so nothing says ‘lovely lady’ like a 5 o’clock shadow.
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Kill all humans
Cows jump insuffiently small and rather shit gate, comedy ensues. Best picture I could get unfortunately.
Although it was rather amusing to see two business men (who drove rather expensive cars) jumping out and trying to round up the cows.
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Bad pedesterianing
I made myself look such a twat in a completely legitimate circumstance. I was driving through the packed town centre crossed a roundabout and these two rocket scientists started to cross the road. Now this in itself isn’t a problem, however, when you look away from traffic as you start to cross thinking it’s clear, then you deserve everything you get.
I slowed down and stopped and as they reached the island I thought, wait a minute, you just crossed my path and I saved you from being thrown 30ft down the road. You should be aware of my existance, so I toot my horn. Mind you the orignal instance has passed so I made myself look like a 4x4 driving toss bag.
But at least I made my road safty point, even if she did just stare at me blankly.
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Huzzah
So far today I have foiled the bank and they’ve paid me earlier than expected, so I’ve paid my bills (ish) and have put £100 of this months money towards this project. I intend on buying hair (wig), boobs, bras (to keep the £50 boobs on my person) and a Bloody Mary gothic make up kit. Next month will be boots, tops and trousers/dress.
The wig I’ve invested £26 in to is this:
I wanted a full length black one of just that, but they were out of stock, so I’ll get it another time.
edit: just bought the boobs:
I took the big boobs option. Potentially this might turn slightly Elvira-esque.
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Logistically speaking internet drama is hard
DO NOT SPREAD THIS FURTHER, THIS IS QUALITY DRAMA WAITING TO EXPLODE.
I’ve had a hidden ‘troll’ account called Stabby Sally hiding in my computer’s vast filing system of drama. But recently I’ve been thinking, what could I do to raise the bar of internet dramatics (and lets face it, grassing some tard up to his gaffa isn’t exactly it).
So last week I woke up (as you do) and for some bizzare reason (probably being half asleep) I had a semi-dream/thought. I was in the One Stop down the road in full gothic drag buying a some fags and heckling the till girl with “I’m so totally not 16, you like shouldn’t be selling me these. What? You’re predijuced I’m a gothic” (I’m quite obviously 23).
And on my way in to work I developed this train of thought on what to do and how to do it. And that’s when the spark hit (well it was a bee actually and a fucking large one at that) I shall create in living form Stabby Sally (or Sally Jacobs as the non-gothy name be) an angsty goth girl from Milton Keynes with a fairly decent progressive/industrial goth look, mouth like a sailor and a dry burning wit that will smash all foes. I’m also looking to fill her with constant contradictions and a loathing of Milton Keynes.
Now that I got the base of this character I need to bring her to life. Obviously the internet side is easy, even a mong can smash words in to a keyboard and get a livejournal meme. Not so easy is the cam whoring, photo rating and eventual public appearences of Sally (youtubed of course!).
So this is where you lot come in, there are only a couple of girls on this filter and I need you help most. As a man I’m not quite up on the concept of ‘foundation’ and other make up things. I’ve got a clear image what I want to do but no technical know how. So if anybody has tips or would be willing to spend some time with me while I put on the lippy like a clown then by all means lets do it.
I’ve also managed to source myself some bazongas, although I’m torn between the D and DD. Advice plz heterosexual males as sizing isn’t exactly my expertise either. The other thing is finding gothy clothing, I’ve found a merkin site but unfortunately they only seem to do X-small on all the stuff I like, so anybody who lives near a decent high street if you see an independant shop with goth like attire let me know.
I know I could pull this off as a rubbish one off, but I’ve got such a clear vision of how to do this that I can’t really settle for ‘fat bloke in a dress’. I’d prefer if you kept this under your hat as it would ruin any gothy streetcred I can get before laying in to the blows of subtle humour and contradiction while making a mockery of a subculture for my own (and hopefully others) amusement.
And before I forget the website www.stabbysally.com has progressed slightly, so there be some legitimacy to my madness.
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Roundabout ettiquette
This morning some dim spark decided to overtake me on a roundabout and nearly take off the drivers wing of my car to get precious metres before me in his race to glory. However, upon completion of this moronic move I realised the idiot was driving in a company van with the phone numbers, company name and a rather memorable number plate.
Being a vengeful God I thought this evening I might ring them up and conference the call in with LiveJournal voice post and humiliate my foe through his employer’s voicemail unit. Now minions VOTE NOW on the poll of SMITE!
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Ring ring mofo
Hello crazy internetska people!
For informations of the communications of the voiceulations you may obtain me on 1800 351 8701 or if you’re local to the Toronto dialing codes, 647 477 2682. Anybody who knows me in real world will have my [UK] geographic (or [UK] mobile) number, but if you don’t this will have to suffice as the magic of voice over ip says I can receive calls from the baying mobs.
Call it anytime day or night as I’ll have the system bouncing calls off to answerphone if I’m a sleep or away.
Good morrow!
Friends posted to filter US/Canadians from the Barmy Army.
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Ring ring mofo
Hello crazy internetska people!
For informations of the communications of the voiceulations you may obtain me on 0845 388 3265. Anybody who knows me in real world will have my geographic (or mobile) number, but if you don’t this will have to suffice I’m sad to say in the event you turn out to be an axe murdering stalker.
Call it anytime day or night as I’ll have the system bouncing calls off to answerphone if I’m a sleep or away.
Good morrow!
Friends posted to filter UK individuals from the johnny foreigners.
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Pwned the truth
Suddenly, it’s clear why Harvey has taken such interest to a section of the garden.
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Its begun
When you change the people from brown to white and the name of the diety they pray to, it’s still a Martyr Video and no doubt when Kaytleen-Anne-Bobby-Jo straps up to suicicde bomb a Bhuddist temple we can all fondly remember when the world was less crazy.
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The people speak
My local council is not going to see the humour in this.
complaint: My black wheelie bin hasn’t been collected due to strike actions. Normally I can withstand such inconviences, however, since the bin has been sitting there for over a fortnight with some mouldy cheese and chicken bits, it’s managed to evolve in to a new life form that IS TRYING TO KILL US ALL!
contacted-before: No who-spoke-to:
how-affected-by-council-actions: Minor inconvience due to the bin creature uprise and iron fisted approach to ruling our estate. Also, my mum has suffered from a mild case of fatal wounding attempting to escape from these creatures.
action_requested: Tame the bin creatures and intigrate them in to human society…. …. or bin genocide, which ever is most cost effective.
name: Mrs Martha Anderson address: 3 Burton Road (off Burton Lane) Burton-upon-Burton Burtonshire postcode: SN12 6AA email: westsideaight@vxm.cc daytime-telephone-number: 0870 471 2728
* Thank you, your form has been submitted
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Sue me sue you lets all sue
I’M SO TRAUMATISED ABOUT COFFEE!!!1111 I’m suing!
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Totally Websensed
LOL Royal Mail.
I had to pick up an ebay parcel this morning and seeing as the mail and my local council are ALL OUT TO GET ME I had to arrive early enough to miss the “LOL 40p PARKING” and the usual morning rush in the delivery office of all the people who “wern’t there when we called” riiiiight.
So now I got my ebay stuff and managed to arrive slightly too early. SAD FACE.
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Um right
Any particular reason my iTunes Music Store is quoting prices in Danish Kroner? Also, it appears behind the cat I shall be the last one to know. Stupid fucking cat.
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LOLZ
As you can see I’m trying to set-up email from work but without the bit that displays the company name and registered address as that would be kind of creepy.
Right now as I’m in early I’m watching ITV1 on my mobile (isn’t GMTV shite?).
Anyways, now to flee the scene of crime!
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What do you mean no pin
—–Original Message—– From: Kevin Costelloe
Sent: 11 September 2006 08:25 To: ‘madsquirrel@post.livejournal.com’ Subject:Now with the double line.
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Testink
Yo this is just a test of the testing system.
[corporate email policy disclaimer here]
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Thank you for being a careful driver
Oh my god. I almost died in a firey blaze of glory leaving Swindon.
Went on to the M4 and as I was going down the slip road I clocked a lorry following a caravan quite closely in the left hand lane (being the lane I needed to merge in to. Obviously the lorry driver is completely oblivious to my existance so I take the foot off the accelerator and hope he recognises the internationally known indicator (remember there is construction at J15 so the hard shoulder is out of bounds and gleefully kept obstructed. So as I’m nearing the bottom of the slip road it’s become crystal clear this guy doesn’t know I exist and since nobody is behind me I brake. Then he finally notices me and moves in to the middle lane. Yeah, cheers, that helped. Not.
So now I’m stuck on the slip road, can’t use the hard shoulder to speed up and sitting there or reversing is completely out of the question. So I have to wait until a sizeable break in traffic and waz the bastard down the left hand lane (as this lorry had about 6 followers who of course were right up his ass) and hope I hit 60 in mere seconds. It worked.
I’m not a statistic of road deaths. Ace.
Then of course in Chippenham some kid wearing nothing but black nearly stumbled in to the road and right under my tyre. Avoided that potential road death too.
Is the universe testing my driving skillz? WTF? BBQ? ?
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Blogger Prick
Blogger is a prick. I tried to swap my blogspot to be hosted on my server, it shanked out and didn’t work (ie it was whinging about missing folders LOL CREATE THEM!!!111) Anyways, to cut a long boring story short I lost my blogspot name. Arse.
I also purchased a hosting account elsewhere as Grimnir’s firewall is super nazing Blogger out (and I’m not opening thousands [literally] of ports to fix it either). So hopefully when 1&1 get back to me it won’t be next decade.
Why have I changed? Well I’m going to blogger email post my photos to EL JAY, but Blogger’s hosted photo server is a cunt, therefore move them to my own server and I HAVE TEH POWAR!!111
etc.
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LOL
I’ve googled the air race to see what the internet has been moaning about (somebody is whining that it isn’t taking place in Blackpool) but more importantly, some chappie has paid £62 for a ticket and guess what NO REFUND FOR YOU SIR. EL OH EL.
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Air Race
The race was a wash out, got stuck in a double smash on the way there, jonska = cool, photos to be uploaded to http://kevincostelloe.blogspot.com/ shortly.
Also saw miss kitties and friend (also Jo(h)n), but the mobile network was flakey so after we went for food and she went to longleat house we got lost and never saw each other again :o(
2 hours to exit the car park, total road rage, etc etc.
blah blah laterz.
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Oh my word
There is a blogger photo application on the K800i. View occasionally, but mostly Saturday (today).
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687249
Интернет распространяет утеху, как заболевания распространений проститутки сексуальн переданные.
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Internet Offer ACT NOW
If you’re unaware the Red Bull Air Race is occuring at Longleat in Backwater (Wiltshire) England on 2 September. I’ve purchased a ticket which entitles me to as many people as I can possibly fit in or on my car (legally of course).
Which means at my current compacity I have about 4 more seats available. If you are interested in coming along and are in, around, within a reasonable distance (20 miles or so) or can get to Chippenham (on a main London line) train station for around 7:30a-8:15a (poss 8:30a at latest) [even a number of National Express stops along the way], then you’re more than welcome to come along.
Here is the basic low down on this deal:
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You can’t have any severe allergies to dogs. I’ve transported 3 dogs in my car on numerous occasions, I’ll vaccuum it but if you’re hypersensitive and/or will die from it I’d rather not have to dump your body in a field somewhere.
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No monitary cost*. Honest 100%. I’m actually a nice guy, I don’t want anything from it, I have the space therefore I shall give it away.
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We’ll arrive early (8:30amish) and leave around 5pmish (possibly closer to 6/7 as the queue is massive on the way out).
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Ownership of a mobile is highly recommended, you don’t have to spend every second with me/us if you don’t feel like it so some kind of mobile telephone would be useful if you want to seek us in the crowd.
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No axe murdering. I won’t kill you, you don’t kill me. Fair deal for all involved.
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Finally, serious offers only. If you’d like to come and intend on coming unless something horribly goes wrong (and I won’t accept loss of limb or life as we all know Tupac is dead but still is releasing albums year after year, so that shit won’t cut it) then let me know.
Depending on general interest I’ll either do it on first come or on a random basis (but I will try and accomodate a friend if you’d like to bring one).
My internet mail address is mail at kevin.la.
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- Obviously you will need to bring some dosh for food and beverage, unless you want to bring your own (although alcohol is strictly prohibited by the organisers of the event), but I’d advise against any crazy sized cool boxes, it’s a fairly long walk down which makes for an even longer walk back up.
** - also according to the event rules leave your guns, drugs, laser pens, surafce to air missiles and other potentially deadly items at home, the car can be randomly searched by event security and I can’t really stop them from doing it. Also, check the rules of entry on the website for futher clarity.
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Americans learn to get things RIGHT
Absolute fucking tosh, too much movement for the dead and not enough FLESH EATING. If you’re going to do it, then do it right.
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Om em gee
Thjorska, I have realised today is Thursday, tomorrow is friday and following that will be saturday. I’ll be on the MSN through my phone (hopefully) or contacted me by the text message or telephone networks on 07734 653887.
Alternatively email me at work, the next OMG friends only post to you will contain my precious work email address.
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Monkey Box
The Monkey Box has been gracefully transformed as I’ve started to use VOX for it. At some point the RSS should switch over (if you’re watching it from monkeybox.co.za/rss/) for those watching switch over to .
Right now I’m using frames, but I’m going to try working out a way of Grimnir syphoning the HTML direct from VOX for the entry point and then direct back to the VOX site for any additional requests.
Also, I’ve downloaded all the images from the old monkey box, so hopefully as I type VOX is having the imagery uploaded to it.
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Paranoid
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I’m offically a tax evader. There was a slight mixup on my wages to the tune of £177. Mr. Gordon Brown can swivel on it (until next week when I promised to make a cheque out to my employer and pay back the owing amount).
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Slightly concerned about my three bill. I did an early upgrade that comes in to effect on Tuesday, they also issued my bill today. Considering I haven’t paid it yet it’s showing as £0.00 owing! Although My 3 reads Since your last bill you’ve spent £139.08. considering that I just paid for the handset (at 50% discount) £138 earlier today it scares me what is up with this soon brewing £200 bill (incl line rental). Hopefully a credit will appear and resettle it all.
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I’ve received no less than 3 calls from three “about your last bill” only to be told “oh I see you’ve paid it, sorry” in fact it’s gone so far in the chain I’ve received a call from an Irish man which means I’m one more phone call away from a UK call centre.
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I’m investing in a “fuel card” (read: prepaid Maestro) for £2 a month I get a non-chip and pin Maestro card which will be loaded with £200 for petrol (4 weeks @ £50 a week). I realise I could just open ANOTHER bank account, but two current accounts are slightly over the top already. But this dedicated for fuel card will ensure I don’t spend that PRECIOUS OIL MONEY.
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Bought David a gift. £20 worth of windscreen wipers for the Vitara (front and back) mostly because the old ones are beyond fucked. Although it means I’ve got to unscrew the spare tyre from the back properly fix the wiper and then put the tyre back on. Arse. But as a side effect I CAN SEE THROUGH THE WINDSCREEN when it makes the rainings.
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Two things
- 12 police men runined my drive home with their speeding cameras and number plate checks. Thanks for the 3 mile queue boys.
- IS EVERYBODY DYING OR SOMETHING? I was passed by two ambulances on my way home (post 3 mile cop induced queue).
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Bollocks
My fucking camera was lifted at either Toronto Pearson or London God-Damn Gatwick, I just got the call back to my enquiry of if it was still in Toronto. So I can’t claim but more importantly my fucking pictures are lost forever because some fucking scabby cunt decided his 18 benefits children needed a digertel kumrah. MAY YOU DIE WITH THAT CAMERA IN YOUR HANDS ASSHOLE AND MAY IT EMAIL ME THE PHOTOS AS YOU BURN IN HELL.
And because we’re like 3 months down the road and I kind of failed to get any kind of insurance I’m shagged on this matter.
But at least to make up for MY SUPREME HATE OF HUMANITY I’ll have enough money this month with the car sale and two lots of wages to buy a SE K800i. Universe open your ring piece, I’m going to fill you with my man fat.
See also: Baby Bomb™
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Hooray
Yesterday I was feeling ill in the morning and being not one to allow my FEBLE HUMAN SOFT TISSUE get in the way of my day to day activities I went in to work hoping it would go away. I was so very wrong. A couple times on the phone to some rather important people I nearly hurled my stomache contents across the office, which by technical definition would be one of those ways not to handle inbound calls. So I had to go home around noon.
Of course on my way home I felt like chundering down the A429 but manage not to, until I got to the dual carriage way at Chippenham and was stuck in a 3 mile queue because they closed off one lane, not amusing.
I then spent all day in bed much like I’m going to do today but this time I IS GET TO WATCH THA TRISHA INNIT (and hopefully not blow my guts all over the place) and I’m very hungry but I ph34r the food.
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Why am I getting so much pump and dump spam? EXPLAIN PLZ.
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OMG
I think I’ve just shot out my love juice.
In other news I’m going to the one stop to buy pizzas to spank on some of that bad boy sauce on to (from my Canadian stock of it) and then this Friday I shall be making an order. I still have the insanity sauce as you can only use it in single drops, unless your fucking mad.
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683303
LOL, Vicar MAK TEH PWNAGE: motoring.aol.co.uk/article.a…
Also, my computer pwned itself.
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Uh
INTERNET = BROKEN.
Not in the entirely broken way either. LOL NOT FUNNAY.
Also Sipgate are punks, they blocked 0808 numbers (LOL FREEPHONE) which is annoying as I bypass their not so good international rates using 1899 who operate on a 0808 number.
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OH MY JESUS
Vee Oh Eye Pee = OMG. If I get my hands on this I shall be most happy. Although it would be better on Vonage since they’ve got a contract with the Cloud that allows FREE access for vonage purposes.
Then again, every idiot and his cat have an open wifi network, so with a little disregard for the Computer Misuse Act I could acheive the same goal.
Oh speaking of such, it’s reminded me of an incident in Toronto. I was assisting my mate Mark secure his wireless network and it turns out his neighbour had the exact same box, ssid and default passwords. I went in to “Marks” box and fiddled the settings and managed to lock myself out of it. So I tried a fixed network connection, no go. So I said “turn that bastard thing off” and he did. And yet “his” SSID was still broadcasting. Oops.
Then to make up for the fact I fiddled his neighbours box I changed Mark’s SSID from default and locked out his neighbour at 1am. I bet he was well wound trying to download porn and not being able to. We LOLed.
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ALL YOUR INTERNET NUNS ARE BELONG TO US
Jerry,
I must apologise for the delay in replying to your message. We’ve been very busy here at our Church here in Atworth with the weather being most beautiful.
With your question, the obvious answer is to find an older woman whom you love and intend on marrying to kiss you as that is acceptable in God’s eyes, but ensure her lips touch nowhere below satans line before you are wed!
If you wish for a friendly kiss, ask your nan, when I was a child during the War my nan would always kiss us on the head when the bombs were falling from the sky, unfortunately since we lived in Huddersfield not much protection from the Germans was provided, I couldn’t fathom why, moreso when they had spotlights in the sky pointing toward Germany.
I do hope this has helped you.
Kindest Regards, Sister Josephine Atworth, nr Melksham, Wiltshire josephine@theflyingnun.co.uk www.theflyingnun.co.uk
On Mon, 26 Jun 2006 21:44 , AllForms noreply@server.mailjol.net sent:
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name: Jerry
email: halfyouth@yahoo.com
question: I’m not interested in sex.Sex is for marriage only.But how can I can I have an older woman kiss on me?
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More Information about this submission and submitter Submission ID 1151354663725713
Date & Time Mon, 26 Jun 2006 8:44 PM (GMT)
Form Location www.theflyingnun.co.uk/ask/2005/08/ask-sister-josephine.html
IP Address 66.76.98.26
Browser info Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows NT 5.0; .NET CLR 1.1.4322)
Predicted Country UNITED STATES
—- Message sent via freenetname webmail - www.freenetname.co.uk Up to 8Mb broadband now from just £9.99 a month
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Yes thank you
LiveJournal usefully sending me an email about an error where the PIN couldn’t be located, albeit a month late and inclusive of the PIN. Wank bags.
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Gouranga
Call out Gouranga be happy Gouranga Gouranga Gouranga! That which brings the highest happiness
God Bless AOLOLOL Spam.
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Thats HAWT
I’m finally getting aol.cx back together again, but I’m seriously unsure of the direction it’s going. Obviously I need to keep the alien theme but I can’t decide if I want a portal or just a flat site.
However, it has brought the opportunity to do some filler and I found some quality stuff on t’internet to do it.
Main site, aol.cx probe, aol.cx pages. Nice?
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OH MY GOD LOLZ
Today I have accomplished almost nothing of value. But I did add an RSS feed (well just got a script to rip it off LiveJournal) I also created an AOL.co.uk email account for it, not sure why yet. I also spent £30 of vouchers out of my £40 at Woolies (vouchers were a gift from ex-work people for leaving) and got New Super Mario Brothers.
Tomorrow is making me nervous now. First of all I need to arrive early to steal a parking spot at the main carpark (I can’t afford Cirencester rates (£1 an hour!) in the event I can’t get one in the work carpark (remember this is a financial services place so my Micra is an eye sore against all the Audis, BMWs and Mercs, I shall obtain photographic evidence tomorrow for the Monkey Box) and secondly I have to, um, figure out where the hell I need to be, there are two buildings in various places in the High Street area of this company, so I shall be most confused. Actually, I’ll just cop out and seek assistance from the reception in the SUPER POSH buidling (seriously it’s BEYOND posh, if posh were a planet this place would be the moon).
OH NOES NERVOUS NOW! CONSOLE ME OR DIE FEBLE HUMAN SCUM.
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WTF
I went in to Cirencester to do a dry run of the time it’ll take me to get there tomorrow (the sunday slow down is an accurate depiction) and as I was doing some shopping I clocked this in the car park. Obviously fresh off of the boat.
I hindsight I should have keyed it and spray painted “YOUR KIND ISN’T WELCOME HERE” on the bonnet with “PLEASE DON’T SHOOT ME” on the back.
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Drink phones trains and meetings
Last night on my way home i rang nathiquah and had a discussion about the m6 and warwickshire. It was rather surreal. More later (posting from opera mini).
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Un Amused
NatWankers got my claim form for the dammage to the phone and DECLINED IT. They said that it’s because I failed to report it within 24 to 48 hours. I explained all this to the woman on the phone when I began the process of being fucked over by insurance and she KNEW the time frame and said it was all ok!
What cunts. I can now appeal but what good will it do? They’ll just fuck me over again. So I’m going to send a letter off to NatWhore Customer service demanding vengance, or at least cancellation of my “Advantage” & “Gold” account with a refund of my wasted money.
Also, car phone warehouse stopped their V3x offer and are only selling shit. As well as 3 not doing an acceptable deal for my loyalty.
If anybody has a Motorola V3x on the cheap or an LG U880 on offer text me: 07734 653887.
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Bus
I’ve got to use a bus tomorrow to get to work since I’m having a few going away drinks post working day. Annoyingly I have to use this bus again to get home. Crazy stuff!
edit: turns out I can’t take the bus back because the bastard thing stops at 6:30pm! WTF! So my only option is a train at 22.27 and I’ll be home around 23.00! LOLWTF and bLiar wants us to stop using our cars HAHAHAHAHA etc.
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MTV Hawt
I’m trying this MTV Flux thing and I found this blokes profile pics and I nearly shot my rocks when I saw this. Aye Carrumba!
Anyways, it had to be said, but the real reason for this post is I unintentionally stirred up some furry troubles on the furry group. Oops, I was attempting to merge my troll account in to the mesh of fucking crazy furries and then begin the text based slaughter. Oh well, I MUST REDEEM MYSELF.
Advice plz?
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Shoes
Approved for use by AOLOLOL (I’m on a This Week on AOL mailing list, the occasionally send some good stuff through but most of the time it’s the same old shit we already know).
Oh and hot damn, this is what Lance Bass is bangin'.
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Monkey Box
The Monkey Box now holds my webcam, so open the monkey box and have a look.
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OH NOES
The internet is offically scarry: www.cousincouples.com/cgi-bin/y…
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WHAT HAVE I DONE111
Ok, I’m bored here and I’m trying to build a BBS.
So far I’ve added a supernews account on to the system to allow for usenet postings as well as DOVE-NET. But I’m trying to get a mass of content from around the shop, so to try out a multiple server I’ve added furnet (which according to the furry scum is something to HOWEL about).
Now this is out of pure morbid curiosity I selected furnet and quite frankly the furrylink.js file is going to have an end with the recycling bin soon (oh and if you’re a furry I’m not handling your traffic, you see your precious furrynet is under so many crazy prerequisits that it’ll never see the light of day).
Now that it works (and bizzarely the system is downloading 3,000 posts in fur.test) I can make me a troll account and go internet huntin until they ban my server. YEEEEEHAW.
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Icelandic Childrens Eurotrash Pop
Dear Famous Radio 1 DJ,
Please fiddle the charts to make this song www.youtube.com/watch the new UK number one.
Kindest Regards, Kevin Costelloe
When I said it had to be UK number one I WASN’T JOKING.
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HOLY SHIT
GOT TO SEE. GOT TO SEE. (free 7 minute preview).
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Standards arent standards if you dont tell anybody
The Baboon says: Hi Kev,
I was just looking at the lit dashboard and noticed that a 1111 was put in a phone number field. A dot ‘.’ should be used when the field is required, but there is no data ie normally the company name (for a prospect record card) and the phone number. Are all residential records now being set up as pospects as discussed?
I say: Hi you fucking balding baboon,
1111 was chosen back in the day when Carol was with us, we had two codes 1111 and 2222 [2222 was never used in the end]. 1111 represents either the caller won’t provide the phone number (which some don’t because they think we’re going to telemarket them to death) or if it wasn’t provided on an email, voicemail or web request.
So it’s turned in to a sort of universial standard in Lit Despatch.
-Kevin
The baboon says: thanks Kev
In data management terms it is wrong to use 1111. This should NOT be used from now on. Please use a dot instead. This has been agreed as the correct format by [IT man] and [crazy analysist guy] thanks.
Are we residing on the same planet? I’m explaining why it’s occuring and it’s obviously slipped over her spotty face and shot over her big bald patch too, she didn’t inform us of this sudden change and yet LOL IT’S WRONG!!111 Duh. I’m still going to use 1111 though. HA!
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Telemarketers are asses but this is FUNNEY
You’re a murderer, a terrorist I’ve got the police listening!
Alternate (non-theiving ebaum) download here.
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Two things
- I am ANGRY. I’ve just had a powertrip done on me by that idiot office junior bitch, those I can stand, it amuses me highly when somebody who is a NOBODY tries to be something she isn’t at all. But this time she crossed that line from “slight annoyance” to “seek vengance”.
Basically she took nothing, made it in to something and then went to our manager who then had a subtile phone call with me saying “so and so told me blah blah”. It’s like, WTF, I do recall leaving school years ago so why the hell am I in the middle of a “TEACHER! TEACHER!” thing over NOTHING.
And to make it clear, we need to wear safety shoes down here when we’re doing things that require such footware, I don’t consider sitting on my ass reading emails and putting stuff on to the system as a task that requires to be extra careful with my feet, so when I came in I popped on the computer and go to it without bothing to switch shoes until I start working. She barged in pretending to be an EXECUTIVE (AOLOLOL) and actively seeking a power trip to make her feel important. Turns out she found one, shoes while I’m on my ass at a computer. Cow. I’m still unbelievably angered by this.
- Chavs + Moped x Roundabout / Pain = HUMOUR
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Make the goddamn Cake
This HAS to be the next UK number one. Somebody fiddle the charts and make it so.
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OMG NEWS
IMPORTANT NEWS, SEEK MY EMAIL AND/OR AOLOLOL INSTANT MESSENGER FOR DETAILS.
(Can’t write it just yet until things like contracts are sorted out.)
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Seek advice from your employee handbook
XXXX,
Are these in a format that can be added straight to the image bank.
Kev - If XXXX says yes then these can be added straight to the image bank.
XXXXXXX Marketing Services Executive <– Overblown job title for an office junior. Gavins' Spastics Limited DD +44 (0)1249 < In international format even though she’s JUST AN OFFICE JUNIOR.
When this (see blow) came from the NON-OFFICE JUNIOR I had to include him on my disapproval of pointless office communications.
Kevinio, can you put these on the image bank for me my old sausage!!
[my reply below to him, he’s cool so it’s all in good humour]
I would but you failed to comply with [employers] policy of cc’ing the entire marketing department and including an obvious question with a statement to the cc’d parties with the obvious conclusion of the above stated. Please read your employee handbook under “pointless use of corporate communications” for further details and proccedures. :P
I’ll throw them online this morning around noonish.
-Kevin
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Noyce
RED BULL AIR RACE TICKET DISPATCH INFORMATION
Dear Red Bull Air Race Ticket Holder,
Thank you for purchasing a vehicle ticket for this year’s Red Bull UK Air Race at Longleat on Saturday 2nd September. Fingers crossed it should be a lovely sunny day with plenty of things to do and see, so bring along the family (and friends if you have the room in your car!) and enjoy the event.
On the matter of your ticket, we just wanted to let you know that we have not yet dispatched any tickets for a number of security reasons. We can confirm that tickets will start to go out from the beginning of August and they will be dispatched in batches sorted by the date of purchase (i.e. the earlier you purchased your ticket the earlier it will be sent out.)
ALL tickets will be dispatched by first class post from our London office by Friday 18th August at the very latest, leaving two full weeks for delivery. However, it is our intention that the majority of tickets will be dispatched and received before that date.
So please don’t worry that you have not received your ticket yet. We guarantee that you will receive it well before the day of the event.
Best regards Christian Heath Red Bull Air Race Ticketing Manager
This e-mail is confidential and may be protected by legal privilege. If you are not the intended recipient, you should not copy it, re-transmit it, use it or disclose its contents, but should return it to the sender immediately and delete your copy from your system. Thank you for your cooperation.
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PLZ HELP
I’m bored and my MSN is b0rked. If you’re on the AOLOLOL Instant Messenger please add M4dSquirrels to your buddy list to amuse me and chat about random crap. Thanking you.
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OH MY GODZ
Me and are SOUL MATES, you want to know why? Well because when I texted him I only had my united mobile to hand and when I texted him he said he only had £2 left on his phone and ZOMGWTF I had €2 on my phone!!!1111!!!11///??!?//1/1//1!??! etc! AOLOLOLOL!
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Open it OPEN IT
#Let’s open up the monkey box and see what we can see#: Money Laundering.
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More UnCut fun
Driving with a mobile will make you smash, example here
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HUMOUR
Because I’m horribly bored please find enclosed your 5 day weather report for Beirut.
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OH NOES
Slight LOLZSHITBAGS!!! moment. I can’t find the post-it note with Grimnir’s root password on it. Buggery.
edit: I H4X0R TEH B0X, PWN3D!!!111
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Not such a bad place now is it Mr. Bakri?
This certainly makes me laugh, we’re all infedel pig dogs being told that we should all die on our streets by religious wack jobs, but when it comes down to it I SORRY PIG DOGS, TAKE ME AWAY FROM HERE! Sorry matey, come back when you stop twisting the words of the Quoran to suit your crazy views (this can also be said about Bush who seems to think stem cells are TEH EVILZ and that letting Israel kill hundreds is a cool thing to do because it’s like OMG TARRARISTS [read: brown people]).
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Best thing on telly
More television gold, CSI on living tv had an episode on furries and weird furry sex and murder. Bit unfortunate they didn’t cover a little known fact killing furries is a public service.
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More internet maths
Shitty ITV1 “Reality Television” + Famous American - Beer & Chocolate = Television Gold.
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BUY ME NOW
I wish to obtain this car, has anybody got £8,495.00 kicking about they wouldn’t mind giving away? Seriously though, if I come in to better money soon I’ll have this bastard and 36 months of loan to follow it. But since I don’t then I can’t. Bugger.
(btw, the extra few hundred pounds are for the 5 door model, none of this 3 door crap for me!)
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Forward all applications to MacDonalds
Myself and Mr. are currently in the “creative process” of building a web site. If you are interested in joining this project you may apply here (on this post by commenting). We require you to have sufficient knowledge in humour (british), satire and the british criminial justice system (but you can blag that using google).
More details will be given to those who are interested in participating in the project.
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I AOLOL you
I’ve successfully trix0r3d GhostSurf to work on my mac, by, um, running it on a PC and setting up a port forward. BUT OMG NO ADS!!!111
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HALLO INTARNAT
I’ve created a new moblog because I’m running out of space on My Gallery, it’s called Monkey Box. It’s basically a second LJ account embedded in to the website with only the most recent image showing. So if you want to view it from your friends page add to your friends list.
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Stupid fucking germans
Germans much like Americans aren’t that good with subscription services. Except instead of having to shout down the phone at some American who is 40 hours behind you, you’ve got to contend with the fact that the German who you’re insulting probably doesn’t know what “eat my mouldy fucking jizz you kraut cunt” means.
UGH. WORLD = SUXORS.
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Message Board Humanity Stupid
This is why I hate humanity:
Originally Posted by spudmail The thing is, I haven’t been abroad with my 3 phone yet!!!! I have a small addiction to shortcode services which is what has caused my bill to be that high :D
I reply Jesus sweet Marry of holy saints! How many shortcode messages did you send/receive to knock up £517?!
(tip: use this as a cash cow to pay off your bill, get people to paypal £5 to guess the amount, if they’re spot on they win a free sim card that you got from superdrug for free, otherwise they’ve lost £5. Everybody wins and by everybody I mean you.)
He says: So anyone who wants to enter my competition…£5 entry. Guess the amount of shortcode messages I sent AND received and the person who guesses the nearest to the correct amount by next Friday (21st July) will get my Threepay sim card (brand new!!). Email me spudmail@ for a payment form…
Then comes stupid: You’re not getting a free sim card if your paying £5 to enter this “competition”.Why would anyone give their details to a stranger off the net with all the scams that happen? If 100 people “enter” he makes £50. Whats the point in this whole thing?
Shortly followed by my reply: See: Humour.
WHY INTERNET ARE YOU SO THICK?
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NuDiet
My new diet of 61p two-for-one Tescos lowest grade biscuits with mouldy chocolate bits and Tescos Kick isn’t very good for you according to my body and it’s protest, but what does it know?
Anyways, good things have happened and my karmatic revenge on the banking industry is near. I’ve got an advantage gold account I forgot to cancel to go back to a standard account, which was a good idea it seems. I got some shit through for mobile insurance, I registered my phone that day and completely forgot about it until yesterday.
Then it clicked, I’ve got a bust phone, 3 want £130 to fix it and my banking mobile insurance covers stupidity! Hooray! So I called in and explained what happened, the woman laughed (as you do) and said “you’ll be supprised how often that happens” follwed by “I’ll send you the claim form, fill it in, if we accept it then we’ll fix it in 10 days, if we can’t you get a new phone”. HOORAY!
The only excess is £30 which isn’t bad at all! WIN!
Also, I’ve been reading this and the anti-car brigade is starting to piss me off. Don’t get me wrong, I do agree with some aspects of their arguement but life isn’t black and white and seizing a car just because you’re 2 minutes late back to a parking meter is a bit cold hearted.
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Dude just like dude
To National Wanksminster Bank:
As I’m not in the least bit interested in talking to your call centre to ask (and lets face it with what you’re charging me you can bloody well call me and pay for the call), I’d like to enquire about the £30 charge on my account on the 10th of July “REFERAL CHARGE, FOR JUNE” as it’s been so aptly named. Please explain why you’ve already charged me £40 on the 30th and this again yesterday, some clarification on your bizarre charging scheme would be most helpful (I’d also assume now that my account is in debit on the 10th that you’ll indeed shaft me for two months of charges as the statement date is on the 15th).
Also, some kind of reply before the end of time it’s self would be most appreciated. But I guess while I’m wishing for things I might as well wish for a pony too.
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Two things
One: just got shocked by the dog’s anti-bark collar. It fucking hurt.
Two: lol halifax, 50 times more of “shit fuck all” is still shit fuck all.
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Ammendiuminium
I should also note I was aiming to park in a Pay By Phone car park as the only change I had was the dog food money, which as it says on the tin was for dog food. But I couldn’t find it, so now my details are registered with this parking firm to which I’ll never use at all. What a waste of technology.
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Today I hate Gloucestershire
M4/M5 on a friday afternoon = bad news. I managed to not follow the advice of the TomTom twice on the M4/M5 change over and missed my exit so I had to swoop around again before going to Wales. The M4 was rather easy but the M5 could only be described as a high speed death derby.
Caravans and lorries in just about every lane possible (including lane 3!) and a number of the usual suspects (middle lane hoggers, morons and the like) but I made it to Cheltenham in one peice. Until of course their dodgy one way systems and strange public parking signage started to get rather confusing.
I also managed to get stung on parking. It’s amazing how the local council won’t give you grace on two minutes. I should have gone back out on the high street for a futher 55 minutes seeing as I bloody well paid for it. But whatever as is life.
Then the TomTom which decided to take me down the motorway route decided to bring me back through some dodgy roads. In hindsight I should have just aimed for the M5 but instead I blindly followed it’s not-so-quick route down the Hills Have Eyes way. Hooray!
Thankfully I will probably never have to go anywhere near Cheltenham again, but it was worth it to get my CV across to a company in Cirencester (20 minutes-ish on top of my trip to Chippers).
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OH MY WIFE
My e-wife have you taken a strange call from a 563 773 number?
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Pictures
Turn in to this (bottom dog):
(I just found the top photo while browsing through loads of photos for Mr. Boyzici).
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Die
I fucking hate this place. I was in this office lottery thing which collapsed in on itself and then was sorted out, of course not being in the main office I didn’t know this and nobody said anything at all and just assumed I dropped out.
It turns out the last two weeks my winning number was picked and that would have been £80 in winnings WHICH I REALLY QUITE NEED NOW but I’m up shit creek without a paddle as they dumped me out of it.
I hate this place 800 fold more than I did 3 minutes earlier.
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Blow your mat fat all over this
LJ has again shat upon my email post
Ok, what a dirty, dirty subject, but it just came to me and I had to use it or I would be punished by the universe.
Things that have gone right: I finally received my cheque for £54.26 from my pention as I got the boot from this joint shortly after signing up, therefore pention with them = bad investment (as I’ve got another one with my previous employer and my NI opt-out is going in to them). NatWest of course will take 70-800 days to clear the cheque.
I’ve also found a solution to my phone problem, this LG is rubbish pants crap and the battery needs charging every 30 seconds (as was the trend with early 3G phones) so I’ve found a ThreePay Motorola RAZR from Car Whore Warehouse for £120ish (£219 direct from Three) but it’s out of stock. When it comes in stock and I have the dosh I’ll get it and have an unoffical upgrade.
Things that haven’t: My car was on a stall spree yesterday, serious stall spree, which means that service I should have had done 20,000 miles ago is starting to become one of those things that must happen very soon. Although I suspect it might have something to do with the weather, my slag of a car doesn’t like extremes and tells me about it by PMTing on me.
Also I need to get the two front tyres replaced, I’ve gone down past the little marker in the centre of the tyre which indicates “HEY BUDDY ANY MORE OF THIS AND THEY’LL BE ILLEGAL” so that’ll be done at the end of next month (I still have loads of tread on them which will stay legal for another 2-3 months with my current driving patterns).
Generally vague things: Once my financial situation re-stabilises from my jaunt abroad I shall be using my extra £100 a month and putting it in to my new Capital One savings account with a nice interest rate for everything from £1 to, uh, more than I’ll ever have, instead of this shitty esavings account with NatWank (which only gives me like 0.00000000000000000056%) it’ll also mean I can’t transfer money out with such ease as I can do with NatWank. And when I make a suitable amount of savings I’ll use it to clear off my old MasterCard and take a chunk out of my loan (hopefully).
And to finish this, only FOUR of you have filled in my desperate attempt to reclaim all my numbers(http://madsquirrel.livejournal.com/668989.html), therefore, when I take over the world and rule it with an iron fist I shall “re-employ” you all as slaves and not the kind of slave in a porn film, oh no, we’re talking proper slavery in the antartic. I’m not sure what you’ll be slaving over in the antartic but when I become crazy from my power no doubt I’ll figure something overly dramatic and utterly pointless to build there.
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Death to you sir
How I hate the bank. Yesterday I forgot to add on £40 of charges they whacked on to my account for a some kind of dodgy dealing with a direct debit that pays it and still charges me a fucking fortune for it. Well instead of doing that this time when instead of not having any of the £120 they paid it out anyway, this time I was short £19.32 and they returned it unpaid (and charged me £38, for £2 they could have paid it). WTF?
I give up, I’m going to suicide bomb my branch now.
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LOL
Three have come back with a quote and they want £130 (inc VAT) to repair the handset. I must LOL, I can get a better PAYG handset for less. So I’ll go down the upgrade route. I’ll wait until tomorrow to see the QTEK 9000 otherwise I’ll see what I can get for a RAZR.
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UGH
Because my nu-old phone has started to protest about being charged up (LOL CHARG FAIL!!11) I’m switching over to my old-old-old-nu phone which hasn’t got any of the recent contacts.
So I would be most appreciated if you’d fill in this poll with your details which I shall stick on my ONLINE contacts thingy as it’s completely obvious something else will go wrong and my computer will explode in an effort to ruin my social life.
edit: The full name field isn’t to be taken too seriously much like somebody with the following initials has done: T A H M S F. First name and surname are fine anything inbetween the two can be ignored (unless you want to type it in to my phone of course).
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Well LJ shat upon that one
Thank you email post for being wank, let us view the post here ass wipe.
“IT Consultant” uses GPRS abroad, gets charged £1,800 for downloading Microsoft updates, claims ignorance, halarity ensues: www.3g.co.uk/3GForum/s…
He’s replied to my various comments, so it’s been nessary to point out what a tard he’s being, therefore internet truth brigade attack!
Quote: Originally Posted by spmcgrath No huge companies legal departments have to be paid whether they work or not, and external lawyers are also usually on retainers too. So I don’t think there were scared of my legal resources.
You obviously missed my point entirely, which is fair enough as you seem to be two pieces of bread short of a sandwich. Orange dropped £800 because they can’t be bothered to take you to court then have to chase after you to get it. For £800 (which is a lot less than filing the paper work, paying somebody to stand there and show a magistrate you’re a bit silly and then ring up the bailiffs when you refuse to pay on “moral grounds”) they got you crying “I IS TEH WINNAR ME ARE RIGHT!” and completely forgetting you still owe a grand. It’s safe to say Orange have made a “BOOM! HEADSHOT”.
Quote: Originally Posted by spmcgrath Luck! No, I pissed them off so much, that they were forced to do the right thing. Sounds like hardliner sour grapes to me. Perseverance and the knowledge I was in the right perhaps.
No, you haven’t “pissed them off in to doing the right thing”, you have just annoyed them to the point where they can’t be bothered having petty arguements with somebody who can’t quite grasp the concept of personal wrong doing. And why would I have a sour taste about this, you’ve made a tit of yourself on the internet, you’ve proved youre IT Skillz are limited to “making the dial up to teh aol” and you still owe ONE THOUSAND POUNDS to Orange. At the end of the day I’ve got better things to sweat over than a fool on a message board and at the moment it’s the 30C weather outside.
Quote: Originally Posted by spmcgrath Yes, both owned by French Telecom. I a repeat, a £££ paper transfer.
France Telecom, there isn’t a nation on this earth called “French” so why would they have a telecom company? And they still are seperate companies, my employer is owned by a group in another fine European country, they say in their books that we made them Xbn euros but at the end of the day that money we’ve made is still sitting in a UK bank account and being used back within the UK business. So just because we share a name doesn’t mean the German business can start taking our money and we can’t take theirs, why? Because we are two different companies set up in two different countries.
Quote: Originally Posted by spmcgrath Can we agree to dissagree on everything, and move on? Back to Canada perhaps?
Only if you promise to move back to the land of the faries where all you say is correct and the world is an evil pla… oh wait, you’re already there.
Consider this internet squabble closed as to be honest I’ve got better things to do than argue my point with you, as regardless of what is correct and true you’re so stubborn that you wouldn’t be able to see it even if I were to smack you around with the cricket bat of sense or the holy axe of self realisation. Good day to you sir.
I think one Mr. should input some kind of pwnage in to this thread as it be tha law muddah fukkah.
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Hey look
It’s responsible lending at work: www.handbag.com/creditcar…
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Funk that shit up
content.ten.li/node/30 - Stevie Wonder and some serious Sesame Street funk.
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Pay this
The best thing about having a card with the flag of saint george and a general football theme is that you become the coolest person on earth on the day of an england match.
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Open the pockets and find
I’ve just been hanging up clothes I had while in Canada (yeah, I know, slightly lazy) and 45ct fell out with a cinema ticket, a train/tram transfer and a receipt for $4.37 at the Japanese store for RARMEN ($2.39) abd GLICO ($1.85) and various taxes. How odd!
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WARNING READ NOW
ATTENTION:
On 2nd September, 2006 I have 3-4 available seats (2-3 if Miss Kitties would like to attend!) in my car for the red bull air race in Longleat, if you want to come email me on mail -@- kevin.la or text me on 07734 653887. There is no cost to you. All you need to do is make your way to Melksham or if you’re local I’ll come an collect you. If you need to park up I’ll find somewhere to dump your car.
So act now on this exclusive offer. As my card has just been ass raped for £35!
(may also be posted on LJ_UK)
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Too much information
That kebab i had for lunch is now extracting revenge on my feeble human digestive system, joy. At least it’s something i’m used to now days having a taste for fine kebabs and not those doner things.
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Barred in the UK
Item: NOKIA 6280, IN EXCELLENT CONDITION & WORKING ORDER (1800022356XX) This message was sent while the listing was active. XXXXXXX is a potential buyer.
Care to comment on why it’s barred in the UK?
(I’m not intending to buy it, but the obvious question is who did you steal it from since there are two ways to get a phone barred in the UK and it’s thieft or loss.)
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Crazy crazies on the crazy box
LOL: Faux News and Crazy Religious right wing crazy woman battle head to head, halarity ensues.
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Shifty email of the day
Today I’m in a fightin' mood, so when this came from a sales prick I jumped down his throat ASCII style. I’ve changed his name to Andrea because I hate him.
He sends (subject Branch Cardiff South):
Kev,
Have we despatched any price lists to this branch recently? If so, when?, what? and for who’s attention?
Cheers,
Andrea
I send: Which account/post code is Cardiff south? It’s not on the address card and having no local knowledge of Cardiff doesn’t help me find it either. -Kevin
I LOL and await his reply.
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My crazy wife
My e-wife 419 left me an answerphone message, LISTEN TO IT HERE: content.ten.li/node/19
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Jacks Johnson
I HATE Jack Johnson, his music just makes me want to KILL. And because of that Radio 1 have played his ANNOYING sing songs TWICE today. DIE YOU BASTARD, DIE.
That is all.
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Jesus H Christ on a stick
So Three just shit out their invoice for this month and it’s ANGERED me. First of all it’s HUGE, like HUGE and secondly it turns out outbound calls (as I was aware) were charged for 60 second cycles. However, incoming calls were charged by the second. If I had known that I would have completely avoided outbound calls. But alas, too late for that. Also, contrary to what their literature says, they do indeed charge for a call forward to voicemail at 1.20 a go even though IT DIDN’T WORK. This also non-amuses me.
Oh well. Whatever.
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Its all good or not
After having to fight the dogs to leave the house (will explain in the next post when i get home) i’ve got to the pub and things are about as peachy as a prison riot. The landlady has just got back from her vanishing act and hasn’t spoke to the right people who held down the fort for her. Instead she’s pretended nothing has happened and is dishing out orders. Good way to rub people the wrong way. Oh well it happens i guess.
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Best Thing Evar
The caption reads: Overjoyed Merchant Marine graduate Gabriel Whitney of Nashua, N.H., reaches for more than the usual handshake, embracing President Bush in a bear hug, June 19. Bush was the first president to give a commencement address at the academy in Kings Point, N.Y. (Charles Dharapak, AP)
The funny thing is, when Gabriel gets sent out on another War for Oil® he’ll wish that he took the chance to stab Teh Bush in the face instead of a hug.
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Another one
because I borked the lj email address DURR.
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Old and new Im hot
I’m starting a new site which you can see at some point tomorrow. It’s called ten, only because ten happened to be available. I’m setting it up on drupal so i can update from my phone and not have to spent hours on the computer. As i spend too much time online at work. My email remains the same and madsquirrels.com is now directing to the new site. So check it out when you want. Also when it goes online i’ll set up a syndication feed for those too lazy to leave live journal to view what the internet has to offer.
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Life and death of an electronic creatur
My tamagotchi just died. I suspect it might have been because i only made it eat cake and haven’t fed it all day today.
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Update from the old phone
You know this motorola e1000 is good but the battery is rubbish and compared to my smashed lg the memory of 10mb is just shit. It’s also getting used to the predictive text again too as it uses the last word you used instead of the first one for the entry. And also this phone has loads of dust in it. Also anybody who has my number, would you text me with your name (full name) as recent additions (december on) aren’t on this phone. Me course smokedglass is now on this phone as i lifted his number from my may bill. And speaking of such me and miss texas usa had an exchange under the influence of drink which cost me 7 squid. But it’s all good.
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Phone Drama
So it appears the phone collection isn’t happening now. Not because three fucked it up, but because the driver couldn’t be bothered and noted the place down as “closed”. Stupid twat, the gates are open until about 8-9pm AND THEY’RE WIDE OPEN NOW, not only that BUT THERE ARE LORRIES, VANS AND CARS IN AND OUT EVERY 30 SECONDS.
Lazy cunt. They’re going to try to do it today (LOL I’M LEAVING AT 5) otherwise it’s on Monday.
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Fucking fuck ball
Well so much for my U880, it was in my pocket and I turned around not very quickly and went in to a bollard. It’s shagged the front screen and fucked the main screen.
Why did this have to happen when I have NO MONEY. Fucking fuck bags. I hate this fucking cunting universe which ALWAYS HAS TO FUCK ME WHEN I LEAST NEED IT.
WHAT ELSE DO YOU HAVE IN FOR ME YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE?
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Joy
The thing about post holiday pay day is that it’s shit. I’ve got £161.60 left to last me a month, I’ve paid the car tax and all my bills except a massive one from 3 which is festering around their system now until it shits out a bill on to my face. I’ve still got to repay David back for advancing me the flights too, I’ve only paid back £60 and that was in May.
However, in July it’ll all even back out so I’ll be back on my usual spending money so it’s only one month of slight hardship. Hooray!
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Weirdest Dream Ever
This is a friends only entry because the people I work with have found me out on t’internet and some of them are on the bottom rung of the intelligence ladder (not all, but some), so if they were to see this I’d probably have to fight somebody with the IQ of a 5 year old and quite frankly I’d feel pretty bad about hospitalising a retard.
Last night I had the most bizzare dream, I shall start out with a visualisation:
It was Bristol, but not quite as it is, it had everything of Bristol but it was mixed with Toronto, New York, London and even had a swamp/marshland. So just this combination was fucking odd.
From what I can remember the dream started out quite randomly the begining I can’t remember because it wasn’t that important, but something happened and I met this bloke, nice guy, was a cop or a fire man or something like that. This is where it started getting intense to the point that it’s still in my head 4 hours after it ended.
Me and this guy started to hit it off straight away, he was totally spot on, great personality, superb body and was literally the most perfect man on earth. After meeting him, chatting with him and just going around this strange mesh of places called Bristol, he invited me around his, we had a barbequeue and just chilled in his back garden which wasn’t quite a back garden as it was in the middle of his house. I can’t remember anything we spoke about but between us it was like a house on fire being sprayed with petrol.
I then had to go off to some construction site under the M4 fly over (no seriously) and I got a call from him on my mobile, all I can remember is him sounding very upset and saying “I need to talk to you” and I said “do you want to meet up at 10?” and he said “I need to talk to you now. I’m on the train and will be at the station in 20 minutes”, “union station?” I said and with that I woke up at 6:47am.
I’m traumatised now, it’s like missing the end of East Enders when Kat eats Alfie’s corpse in a canabalistic rage, WHAT DID HE WANT TO SAY? I NEED CLOSURE. SOMEBODY MAKE SOMETHING UP, MY SUBCONSIOUS HAS SHORT CHANGED ME!
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YOU MUST
IMPORTANT NOTICE:
I visited my friend Josh in his Toronto flat and he is starting his website, it is LandPirates.ca. View the video and you’ll see what it’s about.
So would you visit the site and share it among friends to generate interest. Hopefully soon he’ll send me some videos to mash together and the site will start to take shape.
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Phone Pics
Didn’t take many of them because the only reason I take photos on my phone is because I intend to use them that instant in a media message with a time sensitive pun, joke and/or offensive sweary message.
I did however take like four pictures on the phone when something stood out enough for it to count. With the exception of the hot sauce which is in the fridge at home all of the photos are in Canadaland. Which I’m missing now as I forgot to go to that little mexican resturaunt across from the tram yard on, er, Bathurst and, uh, Dupont I think.
On to the photos:
1 photo: The flags have spread!
3 photos: Crazy staring man, hot sauce joy, Tha Po-leece “undercover” and 1 video: dance woman dance.
Info: the video is from Kira (’s birthday drinks party. I had consumed 6 bottles of Carlsberg which is appearently odd in the eyes of Canadianstan people. Oh well, Kira was also drunk to, so I made her dance for the video. Slightly loud too so turn the volume down if you’re in an office.
Also more photos once I figure out why my computer is randomly turning off and not powering back up.
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Sainsburys
I need to cut the grass and go to sainsburys to buy foods and petrol. Which means I need to shower like now.
I shall be buying some Chinese/Japanese style foods or possibly noodles of a similar discription. Even chicken or something that can be used with rice so I may abuse me new set of chopsticks which were not smashed to bits by Air Transat.
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Mobile posting lazy mans sex toy
So far today after i got in i was determined to have a shower. So much so i stripped down. That was at around half one. I’m still naked and haven’t yet got around to this shower. Maybe i will or maybe i’ll remain un-clothed until tomorrow morning. I’m attempting to stay awake late tonight to shock my system back to normal time. I’m also feeling ill from not eating but i blame the nudity and air conditioning.
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Best Post Evar Ruined by a noninternet kiosk
From: mail atthe kevin.la To: madsquirrels atthe gmail.com Date: Jun 16, 2006 11:27 PM Subject: Poxy crappy thing!
Delivered from a Bell High Speed Public Internet Kiosk www.bell.ca/kiosk
Transmis a partir d’un kiosque Internet haute vitesse de Bell www.bell.ca/kiosque
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LOL BELL
I used an internet kiosk at the airport in Canada, no internet access. Tried to email a LJ post to my gmail, it worked, except it only sent the tag lines and no message.
6 hours flight - 1 hour sleep + 3 hours driving x needing a poo x (traffic)2 = shit time.
Oh and thanks to the welcoming present from the M25, I almost got ran off the road by a coach. Nice. (More later, I’m sweaty and exhausted and I sort of parked my car in an akward position on the drive, when I said I needed a poo I should have mentioned that was when I got on the M23 but smart ass thought he could hold it for a 100 mile journey. In future I will use the services toilets regardless of state.
But in better news:
I’M HOME!
Good day.
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Photos Uploading
Oh, never mind.
MOST IMPORTANT SET OF PHOTOS COMING:
This little one got seperated from it’s siblings and almost got left behind, so I followed it from behind to get it back with the group. After they had a minute to watch me take photos and flash in their little eyes they came up to me, when the photo comes on I’ll post it. But I’m lucky big mamma wasn’t around or it would have been messy.
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Super personal entry
Basically all the drama is that it’s starting to appear my relationship is crumbling and last night I went hyper crazy (boyzici knows the indepth stuff) and it all got a bit uncontrolable.
I haven’t gone in to the specifics of it with him on the phone but I’ve layed the following up on the line and it’s his to choose what direction and what stupid shit he wants to get up to.
The sex, we haven’t fully partook in penetrative sex since New Years eve. This is the major part of the wreck that is becoming the relationship.
On a number of occasions I’ve pushed having random sex at various times but each time I was rejected, so I got angry with him and I hold a grudge until the end of time. So I’ve been purposely not doing the deed with him for six months. So he’s been saying recetly that if I don’t give it to him he’ll go else where and for all I know he could of, but I trust he’s got the sense not to do that kind of thing. Although on his out profile it says “minogamous but needs freedom” (yeah wtf).
Anyways, I’m changing the rules of this one a bit. First of all I’ve put down this: don’t ask, just grab and go. It sounds weird but when he does it, I can’t describe how horny it is just to have your trousers torn off, legs put up high and getting it hard and fast without warning. Although if I want him to stop then that’s in this clause. Second one is: you choose. Unless it’s painful I won’t object to what his speed and angle is. In fact there isn’t much point in offering my hole for his exploits if I attach requirements to him. I want him to take as much pleasure from having sex with me as possible. And when I’m ready to finish off I’ll then take the initiation. Third is: anytime anywhere, in the kitchen, lounge, dining table, whatever where ever. Fourth being: more than twice. On a weekend I want to be shagged morning, noon and night and all times inbetween. On a weekday I want it through out the evening and night (or morning if he’s adventureous!). Where as before I didn’t do it out of spite, I want to do it as many times as he likes for his enjoyment. Hopefully he’ll go for it and go mad with me :)
It’s not that I’m trying to be his sex slave, but that it will lead to use being more intimate with each other, because he’ll have and choose his opportunities to initiate sex which most times are very loving (with the occasional hard sex) and touching, so hopefully he’ll get back in to touching me and getting close with me and will associate our relationship as very trusting, open (not as in an open relationship) and close. If not then, er, it might just break down. We’ll see.
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Slightly better but not
I fell slightly better, at least I don’t want to get to the airport in 10 minutes now. I’ve spoken to David which was good until the phone started to go flat and I was susposed to get back to him at 10pm (5pm here) but I missed my exit on the 401 to the 427 and managed to get extremely lost. I took me an hour to find my way back. So I called him at 11pm but he’d gone to bed, which is pretty unusual, but hey my timing is pretty bad sometimes.
Tomorrow I drive to the country side and come back the following day. After that I’m going to try and visit Kira’s Graduation thing, but I’m not sure of timings and such. Then Thursday the car is gone from my life. After that 8 days until this horror holiday ends. Hopefully it will get better and they’ll fly by. If not then, er, yeah.
Oh and the food is still making me ill. How do you people eat this stuff?
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Badness
All is not well in my Kingdom. Last night I went in to stress overdrive and started throwing up, not throwing anything up in particular just dry heaving and crying in to the toliet in between heaves.
All this is like super personal but I’m trying to get a hold of David to talk to but I need to wait until he gets home. Hopefully it’ll be soon as I’ve been festering for over 12 hours.
Also I might see if I can end this holiday soon, I don’t think I’ll last another 11 days.
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LOL
That phonebox after authorising £10 on my card has finally put through this charge: 02 Jun BT PAYPHONES SOUTH ENGLAN CROYDON on 01 Jun £1.00.
Wow. Was it really nessary to authorise a tenner? I didn’t think so.
Anyways, today I am slightly tired. Turns out the Motorway in Toronto was CLOSED for some bike thing. Could you imagine the shit if they closed the M4 for some poncy bicyclists? Yeah exactly.
So instead of making Burlington for 12pm, I got there at like 2 because we (me and Kira) went on a bizzare zig zag across the West end of Toronto and East Mississauga. LOL NOT FUNNAY.
On the way back we saw some of her weird relatives for get back her Oven thing, but ended up getting a wheelie cart and a ironing board too. SCORE.
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OMG Terror!
I just saw that on News 24, scary business.
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H8
So uh, I have a $50 note I can’t get rid of, it looks like I might have to buy some crack to get change from it as obviously only drug dealers will accept it. Gits.
I’ve been watching BBC News through the Sling Box again, THANK GOD IT MAKES ME SANE. The news here is horribly un-professional and full of un-witty banter. I haven’t heard anything on the local box about this massive terror raid though.
Right now I’m TRYING to upload a number of photos I’ve taken today. I’ve got 2 important ones of my nan and her “retirement village”, no seriously, they call it a village. It’s a scary place, but she’s not too fussed with it as she gets the help she needs when she needs it and she runs away (well wheelchairs away) when she gets bored. She was pretty class about it slagging off the other residents. Score.
Although, one chap who had obviously had an atom bomb of a stroke started to randomly talk complete bollocks to me, it was hard to blow him off since it’s not really his fault his heart went bang and fucked him up. I then had the same conversation with him a further 3 times. But that was a new experience, I didn’t take many photos inside as I’m not too sure how the nurses would take it and they looked up for a fight too, so I didn’t push it. The two photos I have are of outside (1) and my nan in her room (1). btw, upload: 19%.
Also, it appears my driving is HIGHLY ILLEGAL. As is taught on British roads you don’t quite stop, you slow down to a crawl and proceed if clear or stop if not. But here you have to stop regardless, to which I haven’t done at all. Oops. I’ve also broke the golden rule of don’t pass a tram when it stops. I blew past one but the doors didn’t open until after I passed, but still I’m told depending on the rozza it could have been a big style face slap.
I’ve also been protesting the speed limits. I was driving to Port Credit on the Lakeshore West Blvd, don’t be fooled by the name though, at points it’s 6 lanes. The maximum speed on most of it is 60kph (40mph) what utter fuck bollocks in the UK it would be a 70 road, so I did 70kph which brought my speed up to around 45/50. And on other parts it was 30mph, which was completely bizzare.
I have encountered a big problem with the car today seeing as I was outside of the city gridlock, it appears with an automatic car if you need a bit of speed fast (like about to go up an incline, or trying to get out of a junction before the aber light goes red) the car spacks out and won’t click back in to a suitable gear for 3 seconds, which of course isn’t any fucking use and also really fucking scary when it lurches forward when it finally gets around to going back in to gear.
So we’ll see how it handles on the Gardner Express Way tomorrow when I blast it up to 70-80mph, I mean, um, the limit of 100kph (60mph). Oh and they fucking forgot to tell me that on my trip to Burlington on sunday will be seriously fucked up because the motorway (gardner express way) is closed for some walking shit. NOT AMUSED. I’m told I’ll have to use Lakeshore to go to Oakville and then join at Trafalgar Road, this is of course assuming I don’t get lost. (upload: 29% - this is ssssssllllloooooooowwwww).
Well for now, until I get the photos up, you’ll have to wait until my next post to see my photos. KBI.
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These are my wheels until the 8th. SCORE. At first I was scared shitless, now not so. It’s still odd but not too bad! More updates later.
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Oh buggery
It appears contrary to 3’s promises of a semi-useful service whilst abroad, their voicemail has exploded and decided to bork out big style.
So when you call my mobile, although I don’t pay for voicemail redirection, all you’ll get is their ‘to leave a message for somebody press 1 or to check your messages press 2" very handy when you’re expecting a call from an agency about a job. Bastards.
Today I think I might have managed a sun burn just under my eyes, although it might also be a heat rash as a sun burn is unexplainable seeing as it was only sunny for about an hour when I got here and during that time I was only out in the open for 10 minutes at most. As well as it starting to flare up at 7am this morning rather than last night when it got dark (as is what happens with burns).
Also, in less paletable news, I have the shits big style. Here they like their sugar and highly rich foods which my body can’t take, so it’s spattering bisto out the other end, yum. Yesterday as well I had a tin of ‘iced tea’ after finishing it I almost chundered down the street in style as it was filled with so much sugar it was nausiating (first ingredient was sugar, second glucose (ie sugar)).
Now I’ve got to wait until about half ten to go and pick up the motor, I’m excited yet SCARED as the rules of the hire agreement say “bring it back on an empty tank” this means it’ll probably be dry and I’ll get a mile out of it, which isn’t helpful as I don’t know where the closest petrol forecourt is.
Oh and when I got in yesterday turns out to be the best time EVAR, 1 hours after I landed all hell broke loose with the weather and it went slightly mad, especially for this woman who will probably win millions on the lottery.
That is all for me now. I’ve taken like four photos which I’ll post up later along with some more from today.
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North America Scary
I hate to say this, but honestly, after 5 hours I wanted to be back in England. I can’t explain why but I did.
I’ve calmed down now and don’t mind it so much. Porbably because I’m streaming telly from home. Which reminds me, 4pm I need to watch Big Brother.
I can’t stand Toronto telly, it’s shockingly shite. I’m not sure about the radio though but I expect it’s similar.
I’m going to pop out later in the nice rain which is cooling off the weather (seriously it’s hotter than oz).
Uh whatelse. The mobile won’t send MMS, but it doesn’t matter as I’ve got my camera and docking station with me, tomorrow I’ll take some snaps of the car pick up assuming it all goes to plan. I’ve bought my temp permit and I scammed the woman in to giving me an extra day instead of charging me for an additional week. Toronto City Council = pwnd.
Uh, whatelse. Well I spent a few sheets today, mostly on a taxi. I was indending on taking a bus but the weather was so hot and I was getting angsty about big metal boxes so I opted out of the bus. I shall though be using it on my way back to Toronto Airport.
I’ve slapped on about £7 in texts to various people and uh, well, £5 in calls, one being a text that managed to turn in to a voice call (WTF) and I couldn’t access 07782 333123 from here (obviously dialling it correctly in the Canadian way) so that was £3 in a wasted call (had to do it over my mobile instead of through a calling card) and a couple incoming calls.
Oh and I think that BT phone box took a tenner off my card. I’ll find out in a few days.
Well I’m also abusing the local line and local calls are FREE and calls to mobiles are FREE so it shan’t be noticed. I shall update more soon. Good ‘morrow.
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Hurry or itll charge me
Hey at a BT kiosk tht finally decided to take on my card, ACE since I’e got no change on me. ignore the spelling as i’m typing like a loon as the bastard thing dosn’t show your usage as yourcard is authorised. bastards.
anyways, flight boards at twenty to eleven, ben watching cartoons on the mobile. ace.
now got to go.
bye.
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BOOM HEADSHOT
I just had one of those ‘lips move, no thought’ moments where you say stuff you probably shouldn’t. But this time it was well deserved.
I was chatting with the receptionist (Joy) since I had nothing to do and of course pausing when she had a call, therefore all is good in the working world. But then the General Office woman comes in and says (as if she’s in some kind of authority [well other than wrapping her lips around the IT directors knob that is]) “CAN WE HELP YOU? Or are you just passing time”.
At that my razor sharp wit kicked in before brain could say “MY GOD MAN NO!” and I came out with “yeah, I’m just chatting with Joy” and resumed my conversation.
Joy and her counter part (I don’t know her name) were almost crying until the witch left the reception area, not realising that I’ve just given the cow a verbal head shot I looked at them as if they were crazy, until of course the other girl pipped up with “nobody does that, she’s such a bitch with people” and of course brain still switched off I respond “well in the scheme of things she’s a nobody” I bet she was hovering around the door and clocked that one. Nevermind it needed to be said.
After another few minutes I wrapped up my convo and got back to, uh, well nothing.
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OH EM GEE
When fake tan goes wrong. And also teeth bleeching. Scary business these two.
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That explains all
Blah, blah, EU slaps America, blah, blah however, there is one part that shouted out at me Canada and the EU struck a similar deal last year under which passenger names are transferred to the Canada Border Services Agency. That would explain why the eastern european chaps on last years flight were stopped by 3 gun totin' dog weilding goons before making it to passport control. Nifty.
In further news I have made almost every effort not to have a near miss deportation as I did last time.
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Ho hum
I’m desperately wanting today to end. But I’ve been supprisingly enthusiastic and done just about everything. Now I am bored and have 5 hours to go. BOO.
All amuse me, but not by text my phone is flat.
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Oh life
Stupid football flags kill. Take them of your cars you tard bags.
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Uh right
EXCUSE ME.
WHEN I SIGNED UP TO THIS GLOBAL WARMING BUSINESS I WAS TOLD THE WORLD WOULD WARM UP. SO HOW IN ALL THAT IS SWEET AND SOUR SAUCE IS IT HAILING AT THE END OF MAY!
WTF AND LOLZ.
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Embrace Shite
World best England football song. TAKE THAT EMBRACE WITH YOUR RUBBISH NON-FOOTBALL FOOTBALL SONG!
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MY MONEY
I’ve spent more today. £10 on a top up for the car (oh how it would suck to have no fuel at Gatwick), bought deoderant and decongestant which both seem HIGHLY expensive. But ho hum.
I’ve still got to raid tescos for another 3 bottles of Kick as hath demanded me to do so. I’m still of course assuming the Canadian Authorities will allow me through with high caffine content drinks and a packet of Paracetimol packed Beechams Decongestant.
If not does somebody know a good solicitor?
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STOMP STOMP
Charlie is having a dream. He is stomping on the communist menace.
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FIRE
FIRE! - I had a play with Motion earlier to do some effects over video. I used a candle lighting as my test and it seems to have come out well. Comments PLZ.
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645am Suckage
So I woke up early this morning because I fell asleep last night at 7pm. Now I’m at work because I needed to go to Tesco.
Oh I also narrowly avoided a proper smash this morning. Obviously I didn’t read the part in the highway code that states “before 7am the highway code is null and void so it’s carmageddon mutha fuckas”. Some tossbag in a 4x4 couldn’t be bothered to stop and give me right of way (as is da law) on a roundabout so he barrelled through, I swerved and thankfully because this is a roundabout that enters dual carriage way I didn’t fly over the verge in to on coming traffic. I straightened up and merged in to the lane I should have been in if he used his brakes.
Through out the journey this jackass constantly tailgated me and dropped back. In hindsight I should have fucking hit him.
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SLEEP
I’ve woke up now, two hours earlier than required and my head is KILLING ME. I’m also choking on phlem. Today is indeed a good day to die.
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MY GOD DAMN FACE IS HURTING
Well not quite. You see now that my tooth has been prodded to death and rammed full of plasticy goodness (all £70 worth), it seems my arsehole tongue has taken interest in this recreated tooth by rubbing against it’s sharp edges and sliding across it’s jaggedly sharp surface whilst I eat.
The right side of my tongue is in so much pain I can’t describe it to you but I can’t stop the fucking thing, WTF. Another reason this human fleshy body is utterly fucking useless.
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651785
This morning I had £830.00, now I have £0.
Today I have done the following:
- Paid Loan.
- Paid Ex-Credit Card.
- Paid Three.
- Paid for VALET Parking (£80).
- Bought Colony Currency.
- Filled my car with enough pertol to last me 200 miles + a weeks work driving (£31).
- Got my face drilled, prodded and filled up with white goo for £70. I’ve found out the source of lack-o-pay, but I’m not writing about it again before a draft save as the arsehole firewall fobbed me off.
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Oh
My head just exploded in to a snot and vomit orgy. Not nice.
I also got the standard 3% pay rise, although I’m being paidless. I’m going to go to payroll and demand they reverse it unless it will even out by next month seeing as my contract is being terminated in a few months, so I’m not being paid even less than my current wages THNX.
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Provident Personal Credit
I’ve seen an advert on the telly for Provident Personal Credit (for loans up to £500 repayable with your SOUL®). Now seeing as I’ve seen them on Watchdog once or twice I figured I might as well see what they’re nasty APR rate is.
I was beyond shocked when I saw they’re charging 177% APR! Seriously and the bastards knock down your door every week for X easy payments of something so small it would take you years to repay.
Jesus Christ on a pogo stick, no wonder the poor are in so much debt when you have sharks like these swimming around freely. I’d be more inclined on borrowing from the Mob, at least with them you know they’ll break your legs if you miss a payment rather than this lot who will probably offer you another loan.
note: I’m not considering a loan at all, this visit to their website was out of interest, so no financial advice plz.
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OUCH MY BRAINS
So I’m trollied on lemsip and my sinus head thing is still shagged senseless. NOT FAIR. Hopefully it’ll clear before I leave next week if not I SHALL BE ANGRAY.
My lips are also a bit fucked too due to constant wiping of nose goo. I’m also dreading my interview a bit, hopefully I can clear up a bit before snotting all over my interviewer and giving him my bird flu.
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OH NOES
You know how I’ve got to go to Bath for this agency thing? Well I’ve forgot that I’ve just spent my parking money on lunch. I’m such a tard. Now I need to leave here early to go home and steal some parking cash.
I AM SUCH A THICKO!
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LOL NOT FUNNAY
Ugh. I picked up my little plastic cup of brain exploding Kick, but since the cup is so rubbish it collapsed in on itself and went EVERYWHERE.
Now normally this wouldn’t be a horrible problem, but I’m going to an agency this afternoon AND the kick is a yellowish colour. Not the best way to make an impression (unless of course you’re aiming for a piss dribbler).
So I’ve had to hold a heater to my trousers and hope for the best. Thankfully it’s not staining too badly (just a small yellow tinge) but I’m now smelling like a fun fair as it turns out there is shead loads of sugar in kick. Noyce.
Now I return to, uh, whatever I was doing.
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Eurovision and I hate work
Well Eurovision was, er, interesting. The performance by Lordi was probably the best I have ever seen and seeing as the UK is one of the larger funders of the contest, it’s safe to say that was the licence fee well spent.
Although it is a bit of a shit that bLiars regime has twisted Europe against us (more than their previous dislike of the UK) to give us dismal points in the contest AGAIN. I think that a Prime Minister should be accountable to Eurovision scoring seeing as he hasn’t listened to the people, we should put it in law. And it shall be called the Eurovision Act 2006, if the UK receives below 30 points in Eurovision the Prime Minister shall be dragged out of number 10 and spanked by Maggie Thatcher on the 6 o’clock news before being sent to “Gitmo Bay” as a terrorist. Maybe then we might get something useful out of our government.
Now for the work h8. I’m here and my head is FULL of slime thanks to this poxy cold I some how obtained. I’m annoyed. It also doesn’t help that my head feels as if it’s going to EXPLODE. And to make things worse I’m on my own as Chris managed to poison himself yesterday. So my poor exploding head and my rough voice aren’t picking up the phone (would you like to hear somebody gobbing down the phone at you?) and work is pretty much at nil while I surf t’internet and put things in to the system inbetween ramming an entire bog roll up my nose to collect and dispose of the contents of my sinuses.
I also hope that place I put my CV in to gets back to me before the end of the week for an interview (again before the end of the week) or I’ll have to decline them as I can’t take Tuesday off (or I’ll be SLAUGHTERED by my manageress) and beyond that I’m not flying back for an interview (sorry).
Also in regards to my trip, my vonage line has been used to the fucking tits, they’re probably wondering what is going on from my near nil usage to about 70 phone calls a week (in and out). But thankfully I’m in credit this month, so my phone bill will pay itself (huzzah another £15 for trip money!). I also need to get my root canal finished on thursday. I hope it’s less than £75, it can’t be more than that can it? I’ve had the tooth drilled out 3 months ago (this is an NHS dentist remember), so that rather expensive bit of the canal is done, now it needs to be filled and once it does I can rejoyce at being able to use my WHOLE MOUTH to chew (seriously, it’s been dificult to avoid eating hard things with the right side of my mouth (I highly doubt a hollow tooth would stand any kind of pressure).
Now I must go and, er, remain stuffed up.
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Television
A whole day of american television gold. Nothing to make a pre-eurovision saturday complete than some cops man handling crims.
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People suxxors
Some knob has been going through My Gallery (madsquirrels.com) leaving stupid comments. I’ve deleted most of them but left the least offensive of the four.
Bit unfortunate YoSpace/3 don’t store IP addresses or I’d pwn his ISP with an abuse email and LOLZ when they told him to act like an adult.
In good news: Shebaz seems to want to flee from the mad house and EUROVISION is on tonight! Oh how my phone bill will suffer for Finland, unless of course you want to pay for my vote, then at a fee of €20 I shall make two votes for your selected nation. Cash upfront of course.
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For miss kitties
Find attached your eternal BBCi fame.
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Death to you
Some plank rang my call back trigger number for Callback World, so at 2:58am (according to the time stamp on my phone) it rang TWICE and woke me up. What a prick.
WHO EVER YOU ARE I HOPE THE UNIVERSE SORTS YOU OUT GOOD STYLEE.
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Yay and not so
Ok, since I’m on a “you get what you pay for” policy with my employer I’ve been surfing the t’internet and decided to look up what a Toyota Echo looks like. Good news is I found two versions it could possibly be. Bad news is one is so ugly you’d burn it for the insurance money. See below.
I certainly hope I get something like the top one. I’ve also been trying to find a way to get to and from Gatwick (as it’s a rather important step in going anywhere). So far parking is £80 pre-booked. The coach arrives AFTER my flight leaves and the train says I need to leave Chippenham at 23:35 to arrive in Gatwick for 02:40. I don’t think that’s going to be too good. I can leave on the 05:55 train and get there (hopefully) at 8:39 but they want me checked in by 8. So for the moment it’s looking like driving is the option and it could be worse (like £150 worse).
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OH NOES LOLZ
Oh dear, according to three I can’t MMS in Canada! HOW VERY BAD THIS IS or not.
Hopefully it’s outdated, if not I can live with it and do a MASS MMS Festival back at Gatwick, expect all you phones to go MAD at 8am on the Friday the 16th (or 17th).
Also ignore those call rates, I’m using United Mobile and a US based call back service for calls which will cost me alot less (inbound/outbound: €0.59 + $0.142 a minute) which is certainly better than 80p a minute for inbound and £1.20/min outbound. I will be using my 3 mobile for texts still since 25p is a better rate than United Mobiles €0.49 (approx 35p).
I’m still a bit miffed about yesterdays job thing, how much of a bastard it was to go from a high to a low in about 10 minutes. Oh well, it happens. Job hunting resumes post trip.
Also when I get paid I need to get funny money from the bank, appearently Stirling isn’t considered a valid currency in the colonies. I’m also planning on bringing a copule bottles of Tescos Kick, I’m hoping it’s massive 300mg/bottle caffine content isn’t considered illegal as it will come in handy when I touch down and have to do the 24+ hour marathon since the human body doesn’t quite realise what’s going on until it gets dark (seriously, you operate as normal until the sun goes down, then it hits you like a frying pan in the face).
Work update: still haven’t done any. Score.
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I know I know
I should be supporting Daz at Eurovision since Miss Kitties knows him, but Finland’s entry Lordi is the coolest entry EVAR.
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Last entry
I have just tested my voice post settings from my United Mobile & Callback thingy, it seems to work. So you might be lucky enough to get some from me in Canadaland. Then again you might not as I’ve added my 3mail account to my email posting thing.
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Schnitt
MUST DOWNLOAD:
Go to the highlighted website and download the video “Schnitt”.
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Hooray
I’ve just got a job interview in Thornbury (Bristol) on friday for a Junior IT Support role. Wish me luck OR SUFFER MY WRATH.
Edit: It turns out they’ve filled the position shortly after booking the interview, this is when you know the planet hates you big style.
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OMG PANIC
Had a bit of a panic earlier, I was checking my car reservation in Canadastan and I had a look at the “EXTRA FEES PAYABLE LOCALLY” I already know of the “HEY YOUNG DRIVER DROP YOUR KECKS AND TAKE IT UP THE WRONGUN” fee, but then I read the bit about passengers and had a bit of a “oh shit” moment as I could have up to 2 other people in the car at any given time over the hire period. So I rang them up and queried what the cost is and the bloke said “you’re covered for a specific amount ($1m CAD) but that will cover you to about 1, maybe 2 people depending on the claim. Any aditional people you want to cover is $6 a day.” Which is good since I shouldn’t cause too much dammage and if I’ve got lucky number 3, I’m dragging them from the debris and claiming it was a mugging gone wrong. Huzzah!
I also queried the IDP, the AA says “GET ONE GIVE US MONEY” the RAC say “PSSSH DON’T BOTHER” the bloke on the phone said “UK OK” two against one, AA lose.
I now need to get travel insurance for my stay as I’m sure they day you don’t is the day you get hit by something big and seeing as EVERYTHING in North America is HUGE it isn’t exactly on the lower end of the “shit that might happen” luck scale.
And finally, to my it’s looking a bit grim on being able to see your wedding thing as I’d no doubt have the US authorities send a drug dog up my jacksie as a result of my less than 24 hour stay and I’m not sure of the visa shit since I might have one of the magic visa waver passports, then again, I might not. And I’ve also got to be back in Toronto next day by 3pm. So it’s pushing the scales, but I’ll see what I can pull off when I’m there as I might have the dosh for a two day car which would help matters.
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Episode 1 Taxi
Mr. Man’s Misadevntures Episode 1: Taxi (45 seconds).
I’ve got a copy of Final Cut Studio which has loads of stuff included like Motion, which is ACE. More high quality stuff coming soon, this is some of the older things I’ve done and repackaged.
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O2 Getting around to it eventually
Last month O2 sent information to Experian to post to my credit file. The contract started in 2002 and ended (when I left for 3) last year. But for some reason now they get around to putting it on my credit file and what is on there is so vague anybody reading it would wonder why they even bothered.
It says the date the ‘agreement’ started, the fact that the account is settled and when it terminated. Not very useful to miss out all the gubbins of it like payment history. But whatever.
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Email Drama
I’m having an email crisis again. Basically I want to switch, again, even though I said I wouldn’t again, only because a) I can’t be bothered to contantly check 200 accounts when at my computer and b) because I’d much rather just check my email on my mobile.
So basically I’m being annoying for the sake of it again.
God why am I such a cuntball when it comes to teh emails? Bah, whatever.
I shan’t be changing anything around. But, to let you know, kevinwc (a) o2.co.uk is my mobile phone. I’d use my 3mail account, but it’ll be spammed to death so I’m using the o2 account as a front to allow filering which will be done with spam arrest. Huzzah! Hows that?
Nevermind, it appears that there is a slight malifunction in 3’s external mail collection. Dorf.
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Today I am thankful
Harvey wasn’t some random dog, or he’d have probably killed me because I managed to hit him with good force with my elbow as I didn’t realise he was there. Now instead of violently pwning me he’s run off assuming I meant to give him the slap down. Oops. He’ll be back up in a minute once it sinks in that I didn’t intent to do it.
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I want
I want a Syberian Husky, but I can’t since it’s not right. You need to be able to walk them for miles and keep them occupied, which I coulnd’t so it would be cruel to the dog. BUt they’re so LOVELY.
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MadSquirrelscom
I think it’s safe to say I’m done with the days of hosting my own website. I’m tired of having to battle skriptkiddies and I’m bored of trying to keep two journal style things going.
So I’ve bounced MadSquirrels.com to my 3 gallery (which you must all visit occasionally!) which is good since I make posts there semi-frequently as it’s cheaper and included in my media message allowance. And this livejournal is of course the second part of my online life.
Don’t get me wrong, I’m still doing other interweb projects (like aol.cx, plunder.it {with Jon}, msol and a few others here and there) I just can’t be bothered with an entire site about my dismal life. Maybe again in the future, but for now I think these two will suit me just fine.
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Canada
This week has almost entirely been devoted to Canada. Hooray!
I’ve been getting in touch with people I know to make arrangements and those who live outside of the area are getting my attention for the first week (and you better like it too).
So far I’ve arranged to see some family in the middle of nowhere, I’ve harassed about wantons and have informed her that she’s going to be my passenger on Sunday the 4th since I need somebody to read maps since TomTom don’t do Canada maps and I’m too skint to afford them now even if they did.
I’ve also been on the phone to other people out that way and companies. Next thing I need to do is get a parking permit (WTF) for the week I’ve got the car as it turns out the place I’m staying is in a shit parking area and the neighbours (and parking wardens) don’t take kindly to “ENGLISH DRIVER: THIS IS A HIRE CAR, YOUR PARKING LAWS MAKE NO SENSE TO ME” style notes either. Gits.
I’ve got to, somehow. arrange this to be done on the day I get the car as you need the registration documents (WTF), number plate and other stuff to get a permit. I’ll have to call them up and demand they tell me how to get it before I get the car or else I’m a bit stuffed as I don’t know where there is a parking garage near that city hall place they demand I go to. Plus It’ll be my first day, so no doubt where ever there is parking, there will be something as nasty as the Magic Roundabout there to scare the living daylights out of me (as if right hand turn on red made even the most remote sense to me now!).
In other news, my 3 mobile is coming with me, but I won’t be taking calls from it, I can only really afford to send and receive texts and media messages. But I will have my United Mobile phone for calls as it’s only €0.59/min (plus I’ve found a callback agent thing to make out bound calls for the price of the (united mobile) inbound call + their rate ($0.142/min) so it’s rather cost effective than £1.20/minute.
For those in the UK who have any interest in getting a hold of me while I’m away I’ll be posting a message to my LJ with the details closer to the time. And same for those in Canadastan, I’ll have more local details for you since I’m going to play with the vonage call forwarding settings on my line.
edit: Note to any elected offical, this page doesn’t help me at all. It makes me worried. Seriously, London driving is one thing, but add that to ALL THE SHERMAN TANK SIZED CARS YOU HAVE THERE AND IT’S MY WORST NIGHTMARE. Kthnx.
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Not amused
DO YOU KNOW THE LAST FUCKING THING I NEED NOW?
WELL I SHALL TELL YOU £200 TO MAKE MY CAR PASS THE MOT BY TOMORROW AFTERNOON.
I do not have £200, in fact, I’m streched with my holiday so where the fuck am I susposed to get this kind of money. I bet the fuckers just made it up too, fucking Vaxhall garage cunts.
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VROOOOM
I’ve booked a set of wheels for my trip in Canada for a week, not too expensive, but I’d going to get seriously abused for the 7 days I’ve got it (going to drive in a 200-300 mile area around Toronto, then it’s back to using public transport for the last leg within the city).
It’s a Toyota Echo, but it looks like a Yaris, it’s got AIR CONDITIONING and it’s one of those left hand drive automatics that are on the television all the time.
My young driver fee is £6 a day (or $84 for the whole leg) so that’s cool (Hertz wanted $25/day) and it’s fully comp. SO SKIZZOR MAH NIZZOR.
Btw, if you see a 02-55 reg Totya in Toronto AVOID IT WITH YOUR LIFE as I’ll be driving too fast and on the wrong side of the road.
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
IT’S GONE NOW. One is annoyed.
I’m charging them for it, I shall be sending my letter of demand in today. I think £50 is a suitable fee for my time and effort. Just imagine what they’d charge me if I did that to them!
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I’ve written the letter, any advice to make it look more bank like?
3-May-2006 NatWest Customer Relations FREEPOST NAT12685 BOREHAMWOOD WD6 1BR
RE: Missing transaction on 3 May, 2006 for £201.77.
To Whom It May Concern:
On the morning of 3 May 3, 2006 you placed a pending transaction of £201.77 in to my account which was removed without trace at 8:45am (see attached screen capture).
This letter is a demand for payment of a £40 charge (payable immediately) for this transaction. This charge covers my effort to find what occurred with this transaction and eventual dissapointment with being in a inch grasp of the above mentioned amount.
Please make payment of this charge to my account as if I were to do the same thing to you lot, no doubt you’d charge me twice as much for it.
Kind regards,
Kevin Costelloe
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If its an error Im suing
3 May 2006 — Transaction(s) being processed (processed by next business day) 201.77
This piece of monitary transaction glory is awaiting to be PAID IN to my account. If it’s a bank error I’m suing the bastards. Will check after 8am!
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Annoyance
I hate how certain php scripts are bastards for the sake of being bastards.
I’m starting a new version of my wonderful (not) website, and I’m trying to intrigrate a news server (nntp) rather than a forum but I’m using a shared synchro.net server, so the poster on the web interface is down as the site name (as that’s how it needs to login to the BBS).
So I changed news servers to a rather simple piece of software which worked, but the web interface borked out. Not funny.
I’m now back to the old software as I’ve admitted defeat on my budget of 0.00. I shall need to encourage the future users to use a news client with a personalised (ish) account.
Oh well, at least it works again.
Also I shall reveal the site later on once it’s done, but so far it seems to be going foward.
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Podcast and Burgler
This morning I woke up and had a play with iWeb (which means now I have to renew my trial .mac account when it explodes in 56 days time) and by some bizzare form of half asleep train of thought of a new name for the podcast. It is now called 1 Pound Five (as in £1 and 5p). I can’t explain where it came from but it seems to look decent.
In other less internet based news I was fucking scared last night. I thought I heard the backdoor open twice and the dogs were on edge until about half three, so who knows what went on. I also woke up at 6am this morning, went back to sleep and woke up again at 10 past 7. AND I WAS UP UNTIL 3:30AM!
Damn you body clock.
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I couldnt present to save myself
Video Podcast 1 - Utter tosh.
Also, having a massive problem with the feed, iTunes insists it’s invalid but I doubt it is since they’re video files. I’m using feedburner with smartcast on (as I ticked the podcast box) could anybody who podcasts or have some knowledge on why iTunes is being such a cunt be so kind to help me for, er, a financial reward of £0 and 0p?
The feed url is: feeds.feedburner.com/tv7
The orignal one is tv7video.blogspot.com/atom.xml and the blog it’s on is the blogspot one.
Many thanks!
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LO FATTY
I’ve done a quick test file, there is loads of copyrighted music to get me in trouble wiv da law but I had no other choice as I hadn’t loaded my royalty free music on yet.
Also, I look fat.
Test file is here.
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OH MEIN GOTT
Well for those who don’t know I have been given a new iMac for my birthing day. It is ace, but what is more ace is iMovie isn’t entirely shit and I’ve got 100GB (+ an external hard drive of 150GB) to make MOVIES AND VIDEOS!
So I have a rather radical idea I’m going to try and put in place, I’ve got to clean this shit hole of a computer area and I shall build myself a little set (of some kind) for a video podcast!
But it won’t be like before where I utterly forgot about my audio podcast because I this time I have the power to do it and I shall!
I’ve obtained the idea from The Mary And Karla show as it’s so simply done and you don’t need much to do it, but instead of being a nice looking lady you’ll have to put up with fat boy here.
I’m not sure what I’m going to do yet, but I’ll get something whipped up over the next few days just to give some kind of feel for it.
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Magic Roundabout Devils Nipple
Bloody TomTom decided today of all days at around 1pm to take me on a nice trip through Swindon, I thought oh right, well you know best. Well it didn’t know best as it decided to take me through the famous Magic Roundabout, the biggest most fucking horrible roundabout in the entire land. And seeing as it was Saturday afternoon it was rammed.
What a bastard. At least I made it out ALIVE.
In other news, NatWest can still lick my balls and also Cineworld can too. It appears that I couldn’t get the unlimited card at east Swindon as they’re being taken over and to rub salt in the wound if I booked the ticket online I would have saved £2 (inc booking fee), gits.
And Slither was a rather good film, it was worth a chance at a firey death at the hands of the magic roundabout to go and see. And so are my new trainers, they’re quite good at half price (score at £17.49! rrp £35ish).
Finally, I await a phone call about tomorrow evening. I am most busy.
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Bank H8
Stupid fucking NatCuntingWest.
I’ve just transfered my loan amount + charges in to my current account this morning only to find the bastards put through a charge AFTER I made a cash withdrawl last night, but wangled it to make it look like the charge was BEFORE my withdrawl so thats a £35 Card Mis-use “fee” for me on monday or tuesday, then the loan payment came out this morning (WTF? NOT A BANKING DAY THEY TELL ME!) so that’s a returned item £40 and a £28 “unauthorised overdraft” fee.
If I get these charges hit on my account I will twist at the branch manager in front of everybody as I’m not paying no fucking charges especially when it’s them fucking about with times and shifting payment dates to suit them.
I can’t afford these charges for one thing, but that doesn’t matter to them and it’s the principal of them just doing it at will because they think they can. How fucking annoying is that.
Although I did ring in to enquire and the woman said it’s all good and clear, so if it does end up biting me in the ass I have some ammunition to throw in their faces. Huzzah!
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What a tard bag
INTERNET DRAMA UPDATE:
Captain shit for brains has emailed again, but this time to the mailman owner, which happens to be ns@msol.dk (me).
So I found a rather good danish translator and sent this back:
Allerkærest Hr. [dumbass],
Jeg er afskåret fra hjælpe jer i jeres spørgsmål nemlig MSOL lave ikke pristilbud en “indbyrdes bekendte” service. Du er bedst kontakter den folk jer omtale direkte snarere end vor web fjendtligt indstillet kompagni.
Selv om der er en seriøs angå slut en beretning kro hos os så er der ikke mere Ja være flere lykkelig over at hjælpe jer, hvordan end, i dette tilfælde JEG kunne ikke efterprøve selv om indeværende er hvad du er taler i.
Sort Hilsen, MSOL Support support@msol.dk +45 7734 5794
David Barron skrev:
I would like YOUR assistance in notifying these people on my friends list who have added me. I don’t want to be on their mutual friends list.
Thanks
David Production Secretary Houston Grand Opera 713.xxx.xxx Phone 713.xxx.xxx Fax
– Network Services (MSOL) w: www.msol.dk e: ns@msol.dk t: +45 7734 5794
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Offensive Email
So here is the email I fired back on this bloke, I might have overreacted but whatever IT’S ONLY THE INTERNET.
Also I’m striking from work today as the entire department except for me have gone out on a jolly and I’m stuck here. Normally I wouldn’t be annoyed, but since the bitch manageress emailed me about it and even didn’t reply when I said “yeah that date is cool with me” only to tell me YESTERDAY that I wasn’t going, is what’s wound me up about it (as well as being fucked up the ass with a hot axe over my contract, or lack thereof).
So here is the email for all you to see:
From: Kevin Welford-Costelloe kc@aol.cx Mailed-By: gmail.com
To: David @houstongrandopera.org Date: Apr 26, 2006 6:53 PM Subject: Re: [LJ] Please: REMOVE ME from your friends list Reply | Reply to all | Forward | Print | Add sender to Contacts list | Delete this message | Report phishing | Show original | Message text garbled? Let me start off this email in a, er, rather blunt fashion.
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Who the fuck are you. Sending me a random email “WTFBBQ TAK ME 2 UR LEDR & REMVE ME FROM DA LIVEJOURNALZ.” tells me fuck all. I think I’ll ring up your switchboard there at the Houston (pronounced as Hoosten) Grand Opera and demand to speak to “THAT GUY WITH THE EMAIL ADDRESS THAT ENDS IN houstongrandopera.org”. I imagine your receptionist would try to shoot me as I assume that is the thing you do in Texas.
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WHY SO MUCH DRAMA OVER YOUR NAME BEING ON MY FRIENDS LIST? Fuck sake man, take a vallium or xanax or whatever fucking prescription pills you take over there in America to keep you happy. Seriously, I modify my friends list once every SIX YEARS out of UTTER NEGLECT so if you have removed me from some reason you’ll probably be on my friends list until 2015.
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My chicken kieve just finished in the oven, so you’ll have to wait another OMG 15 minutes before I send this email and get to number 4 of my WTF list.
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FYI: You’re not a member of my elite or should that be 1337 (I DON’T KNOW, I’M NOT WIV DA YOOF SPEAK) mailing list, it sorts my livejournal comments to my mobile and my home email address BECAUSE MY NETWORK IS SHIT AND DOESN’T ALLOW ME TO CHECK EXTERNAL POP ACCOUNTS K.
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This email would have been much nicer if you hadn’t fucked me off with your message-in-subject-line-and-shit-fuck-all-in-the-body style of writing and your lack of important information. But I assume you’re a furry (AS ONLY FURRIES TAKE THE INTERNET THIS SERIOUSLY) so that could explain this type of behaviour.
Now I’m a reasonable man if you’d like to re-write your message to this email address (just hit reply love) stating WHO you are, WHY you are contacting me and WHAT you’d like done I’ll be alot more civil than I’m being now.
Kindest regards,
доктора Кевин
On 4/26/06, David @houstongrandopera.org wrote: Thanks!
David Production Secretary Houston Grand Opera 713.xxx.xxx Phone 713.xxx.xxx Fax
See also:
———- Forwarded message ———- From: “David” @houstongrandopera.org To: lj-bounces@aol.cx Date: Wed, 26 Apr 2006 11:06:32 -0500 Subject: Re: I AM A MEMBER! I am a MEMBER! I want these people OFF my friends list
David Production Secretary Houston Grand Opera 713.xxx.xxx Phone 713.xxx.xxx Fax
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Bless thine god
I have just sent the shittiest email ever to grace this green planet. It made me feel rather good knowing that I still have the nack for an offensive tyrade of biblical proportions.
I’ll post it later as a friends only entry to non-Americans (with the exception to my ‘ho ) because I’ve used the ex-colony IN YOUR FACE card alot and I’d rather not lose good LJ friends over some (extremely shitty) words in an email.
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LOL TAMAGOTCHI
I’ve re-activated my Alien Tamagotchi. On this encarnation I shall be feeding it to make it happy, no play just cake. So far after being 3 days old it’s 94lbs, I am most amused.
I think it’ll turn in to a squid or something, but I’ve never really been able to get any of them past 8 days without dying of neglect.
Also, thankfully, the angel tamagotchi I bought a few years back has completely died off (batter went flat) so I’ll never have to put up with it again. That is the most demanding cow of an electronic pet, it always wanted something and never left you alone. My alien on the other hand is perfectly fine and only needs something once every 8 hours or so.
In other less important news, I need to update aol.cx to reflect my new idea for it. Instead of it being all about ME I shall open it up and allow others to participate in their love of all that is alien based science fiction. So far I’m having problems with mailhandler for drupal. I might have downloaded the wrong one as it works on kevin.uk.cx.
Once I get that working I can set-up aol.cx by text which will allow users to post to the forum and their blog through a mobile. But I need that mailhandler script to make it work.
If anybody is remotely interested in trying out nuaol.cx register here then leave a comment here and I’ll put together your account permissions.
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One does the hating of you
Ugh. I just remembered I need to go in to the town centre of Chippers to make a HUGE deposit in to my First Direct account of 50p. Seriously, this is a part of the 23p fiasco.
I said I transfered a load in to the account which will arrive when it arrives (5 days?) but oh noes WE WNAT R MONEYZ NOW!!!. Gits. So now I’m spending something like £1 in insurance, petrol and parking to put in 50p. Work that one out.
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LOLZQUIZZE
I’m 90% LiveJournal!Legendary status.Can I have your autograph?The LiveJournal QuizTake Other Caffeine Nebula Quizzes
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Give me dat money honey
Апр 22-ое 2006
Ugh. I had to log in to my online banking today to set-up three one off payments (because I don’t know the banking details for my former credit card and a few other accounts) and one standing order.
I set my £200 first run spending money to leave on payday for arrival on the 30th of May (I’m going one month a head) then another on the 12th of June for around the 17th of June for £100 (to total up to my £300 spending) then the bills do similar things on the 25th.
Gah, how annoying is it to look at the 74p you have until Tuesday. Life = suckage.
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Crime of the century
Апр 22-ое 2006
I’ve commited the crime of the century with the bank and they wholloped a good £60 of “fees” on to my account for it.
My crime you may ask, by going overdrawn by 23p. Yes, a whole 23 pence.
Obviously un-amused by this I rang them up and the woman on the phone must have been bricking it if computer said no to refunding the charges as lets face it, it’s under a pound and doesn’t warrant even a ‘tsk tsk’ for. They’ll get their poxy 23p back but no need to charge me for it.
I was ready for an all out brawl with them as banks usually defend their charges to the grave, but supprisingly (well it could have had something to do with that bloke off somewhere else who successfully won an unfair charges case against a bank and seized £2,000 worth of assets with the help for the bailiffs) she gave in quickly. She did try and pull the OMG DON’T GO OVER THE OVERDRAFT lecture, but 23p wasn’t intentional, it was a 23p miscalculation, so what the fuck did they expect. Me to confess how bad I feel about borrowing 23p off them for 15 days. Fuck that, get a life you cuntballs.
I am happy now that I did get my £60 back and I should probably bury the dead rat I was planning to post to them this morning.
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Stupid LiveJournal Email Post
I emailed 3 entries to LiveJournal and the bastard things didn’t work, you’ll see them in order in a minute.
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Bah humbug
I went to see Silent Hill this evening. I must say it would have been a good film if I hadn’t been forced in to going over the magic £1/mile hour thanks to 20 minutes of shitty adverts for Orange. Yeah stuff your fucking mobiles where it don’t shine you french cunts.
Anyways, wasn’t was what I expected, in fact for a horrorish film it’s about the same metaphor to cutting yourself with a rubber knife. But it’s a thinking film which isn’t worth £45 in travel, tickets and child sized popcorn and a drink.
Oh well. But in better news the police pwned some boy racers, I had a good laugh passing them at roadside.
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MadSquirrelseu LJ
I’ve decided I can’t be bothered with running two seperate sites but on a
trial period madsquirrels.eu will point to this livejournal. If it appears to
work well then I’ll keep it this way, if I get bored with it, then I’ll just
have to bring back the proper site.
The ‘old’ site is going to be available on www.kevin.uk.cx (http://www.kevin.uk.cx) in a few hours.
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Scientology
After all this talk of scientology on the wireless I decided to give it a go. And by “give it a go” I mean answer the 200 yes questions which make it harder to say no.
I answered each question with no and by question 15 of 200 I decided to stop reading them and just go nuts on the NOs.
They even gave me a nifty chart which shows me as TOTALLY ABNORMAL which is a sign I wrecked their idiot test which claims to cost $500 a go. Nice.
Here, have a look:
Also, if you’re in Minneapolis and need a laugh at some cult folk go down to: Church of Scientology of Minnesota 1011 Nicollet Mall Minneapolis, MN 55403 Tel: 612-338-5111
and say you’re Jon Wasanaba.
Now I await the scientologists suing me for, er, something as they seem to do when criticised.
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Reason 432
I hate this fucking job because: I’m so skint until next Tuesday I had to buy chips in the canteen with pennies, a whole fucking pocket full of pennies. I am beyond embarrased.
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Changes bring goodness
I have changed my journal layout to a rather nifty sexapart style. I’ve switched the language to Russian to SHOCK AND AWE and I have changed my journal title to Сочинительства злейшего доктора Кевин (Writings of the evil doctor Kevin).
You better like it because my friends page title is Enemies of the Country, I tried Enemies of the State, but it translated to Enemies of the Position. So that would have gone down the like titanic.
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I DRINK LIKE FISHEES
So far today I have consumed 7.5L of water. It’s keeping me from boredom eating, but god do I need to go to the toilet so frequently it’s beyond disturbing.
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Not fair
I certainly hope just because some idiot back in the day managed to cheat death and come back to life that suddenly spawned in to a religion causing everything to be closed today, moreso, the petrol station better well be open.
I wish to go out and enjoy myself but I’ve got enough fuel to, er, well, I don’t quite have fuel per se, I’ve got fumes, to go out and do something.
If the petrol place is closed then it’s walking. Long, long, walking.
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Financial Crap
Oh Internet, on this friday morning I’ve decided to look at my finances. Not very nice it is.
I’ve done the maths on which accounts need the basic amount and it’s come up to supprisingly not alot compared to what I thought. And after looking at my basic bills (excluding mobile as it’s not a fixed amount) I wondered why I’m so fucking poor all the time, it just doesn’t make sense. I’ve got a fair bit of post bill cash in there, so it’s not making alot of sense.
So I’m going to do something rather radical. It’s obvious with a wallet full of cards I have no ability to control my spending (although it is rather reasonable). So I’ve got a pre-paid MasterCard.
Now the working on this is that I lock up my other cards and only use this MasterCard, which leaves my bank account free to do the following:
On pay day I will put £200 on this mastercard (which will clear same day I’m told), that leaves me with only access to those funds, I will also set up a standing order to transfer an additional £100 later on in the month (initated on the 10th for clearing around the 15th). That then leaves £100 which will be standing ordered out on the 24th to add an aditional repayment to my overdraft and my former credit card (50/50). But for this month I’m going to hold back on that as I’ve got hopefully one of my last two dentist appointments (which is about £120 a go). I will also take out £20 cash from the cash point and that will be my hard money for the month (I’m never really in a situation to be using cash transactions, so it’s not much of a problem).
The rest of the money (the bill money) will be sent out to their corresponding accounts (I’ve got an account just for direct debits now) on the 25th (which is pay day).
So in theory that should do the trick. Also it’s worth noting that my mobile will be paid off from my direct debit account next billing cycle when I set up the direct debit. But for now it’s coming out of my spending money.
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More plz internet
Somebody has been calling me from Indianastan in Americaland, or at least thats what I assume the 214 278 XXXX range happens to be (and by assume, I mean that’s what EvilGoogle tells me).
Also, I offically have 23p to fill up my car, bit of a shit the minimum delivery is 2 litres (just over £1.80) and my arsehole root canal tooth which is still yet to be filled up thanks to the lack of NHS dentists in this area (my dentist is so busy he can only do fillings and check ups, every so often he needs to open up on a saturday to do root canals) was hurting like an absolute bastard yesterday.
I can only assume that had something to do with cold water and me playing with it. Needless to say I want it fixed, but since early may seems to be the most expensive month that has ever been seen I doubt that’s even remotely possible.
I have also applied for three jobs yesterday, I shall wait another few days before chasing the ones I can remember up.
Thar be drama too but one is not bovvered about it too much.
In other news, the BBC loves lesbians FACT.
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LOL OF TEH DAYE
German kid freaks out over a PC Football game.
LOL FACTOR: ***** + LOLZ
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Try this please
Hey,
I’m setting up MadSquirrels.eu on Drupal rather than Mambo because it appears to be less buggy than Mambo. Let me know what you think of the theme. It doesn’t look too bad on IE & Firefox but on my mac it looks slightly shite. Let me know (and if poss a screen shot to sc@madsquirrels.eu) what it looks like if you’re using another browser or a different version to IE6 or Firefox 1.5.0.1, otherwise I think it’s going to be something similar to PlasticRobot.tv.
Cheers all.
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Internet HATE
I hate the internet. The .eu name space opens and my new name which was going to be freezerburn.eu is taken by some domain hording cunt ball corporation that buys out names to sit there and do sweet FA.
Bastards. Well it looks like I’m keeping MadSquirrels if I like it or not. But there will be a new name change. Thankfully I had the sense to stick DomainDiscount24 (I managed to get a 20% discount) on getting me madsquirrels.eu before anybody else.
I also got tellybox.eu too. I’m not exactly sure what I’m doing with that yet though.
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Hello Internet
Internet, I need a new internet name for my internet website. MadSquirrels.com has done me proud but I’ve had it for ages and the entertainment value has worn.
I’ve got an idea at the minute, but I won’t mention it incase some advertising toss bag decides to eat the name. But rest assured it’ll be, er, well new.
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Telephonic
rang in at silly o’clock in the morning. I’d fish the message off the answerphone but the line quality was piss poor. But I might be tempted to at some point, but not now. Mwahahaha etc.
p.s. You tried to hide your texas accent, it didn’t work, you let it slip a few times.
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God may smote thine soul
Miss Hannah of the Sheffield postcode region.
I have fished out the sim, it is as expected a groovy online one with the texts and such.
However, it appears I ordered like 8 of them or something, so if you know of somebody who you’d like to have one numerical number up (ie, this sim ends 883 and the other one I’ve got ends 884) let me know and I’ll buzz it along to you.
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OMG VIRUS
Hey emo girl,
You’ve got a virus of some kind or somebody h4xx0r3d your account. You sent me this earlier:
ILoveEtnies6: We at TopWatches strive in making the highest of quality replica watches, Check us out at by copy and pasting the bold text in your browser ekdrflvjvtudaamrqsgmhstrtmfcnjitrwajm4dsquirrels%77ww%2EPretigiousWatches.comm4dsquirrels
Here is some free anti-virus stuff: free.grisoft.com/doc/1
Your choice just fix0r it please.
Ta -Kevin
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Just dont
I like this “don’t give a fuck about work” thing, I get to do mad shit now!
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Oops me so sawwwey
After being ass raped for the past two years from this shitty shady company on friday, I managed to “mistakenly” send out a tonne of post at first class. Oh my.
The average spend went from 75p a letter (with price increase) to a massive £2 a letter. I think I shall make this mistake again for the next week as I’m so careless.
In other news, I haven’t been sued yet edit: after receiving a mystery notification of a parcel that nobody is expecting at all was dropped through the door, it’s safe to say this might not be the case at this very moment turns it it wasn’t for me. Huzzah!.
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CBBC
I’m not quite convinced of their NuSaturday morning. They should bring back Dick & Dom or I’ll burn my television licence at Television Centre!!!111one2
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Oh fuck you internet
You try and use logic, it gets thrown back in your face. Thank you internet.
(We’re adults (as far as I’m aware) and should sort out disagreements in an (adult manner. There are a range of tools to open (or close) communication (with somebody this includes, personal email, the boards and if it doens’t (resolve itself the ignore button.
why should I have to use my ignore button? and as you can see by the response to this subject…I am not the only one who is peed off with board hoppers who just try to stir up trouble on otherwise happy boards…it is the likes of these people that turn me off participating on the boards…party poopers!!!
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AOL teh suckage
I’m ANNOYED. Grimnir has been blacklisted by AOL. No seriously, it’s JUST aol. All the other spam relays don’t even recoginse Grimnir because Grimnir hath not spammed.
Gah. I had to speak to some woman in Americastan who said they’d get back to me (like in 150 years or so [give or take a few millenia]). I gave them the MSOL email address, but I just realised that’s no good because their postmaster address also blocks mail from blacklisted domains (most naughty!). I also gave them my home phone number with the answrphone message I am most famous for “yes, yes you must give us all a good spanking!”.
The only way I can see Grimnir getting the block is if somebody was in constant chat with an AOL member and instead of that AOL member deleting email they pressed the “OMG SPAM” button (don’t laugh, how do you think livejournal.com got blocked?) or alternatively, email forwarding was set on an account with a .com name then it would look like Grimnir was spam mad.
We shall see what they do and updates will be posted. Btw, Jonski if you know anybody on AOL SMASH THEIR HEADS IN as this is what I shall be suggesting to all those hosted on Grimnir.
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Hello internet
Yes, hello today internet. One is amused and unamused at the same time. Things that amuse one: went to Bath with Mr. had various discussions over flat rate chinese food.
Things that unamuse one: I’m already running out of cash. It’s this dentistry stuff is causing it, but I’m lead to believe it’s on it’s last few legs so it’s almost over. I’m also seeing if work can pay me some money that is decent rather than my shit wages. More news later on that.
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Dog make you dead
This HOUSE SIZED spider was hiding out on the toilet roll. I found it and threw it half way across the room. Then my Harvey dog ate it. Cheerleader Cherie is cheering for Havey the Spider Masher.
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Bless
Hooray! My future ex-wife phoned me and left a message. It’s nice that she doesn’t have one of those American accents THAT BURNS YOUR EARS WITH EVERY UTTERED WORD as that saves me from having to kill her for the sake of what little sanity that remains in my insane head.
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Humanity I cry for you
The Hemel address does not exist, after getting no reply regarding the awlful service , the terrible call centers ( I have phoned them over 25 times had 4 new phones as it is not the service it is the phone???)Anyways I went to Hemel to see a human face to sort out the problems, the address there goes straight to the Hemel sorting office it is then forwarded to Glasgow, from here it is ignored. I have been fighting this company for over 6 months, as I speak I am meant to be getting a call from one of their technical staff regarding how they are going to compensate me for my time, cost of new stationary to replace old number with new O2 one ( wish I had gone with them in the first place reliable and polite) loss of business (approx £15,000) phone calls,postage, paying people to wait in for phones to be picked up for repair, still waiting nearly 4 months later, I have this persons name and will publish it along with several others if they do not keep their word.
And the address this man was going to was: PO Box No 333 Hemel Hempstead UK HP2 7YW
God. What kind of people live on this planet? And where does he get this OMG PAY 4 STATIONARY AND MY LOSS OF BUSINESS I DO BUSINESS, £15,000!!!111
I know I’m on my white horse over the bank, but I’m doing it out of sheer spite but even I wouldn’t come out with “PAY FOR MY PAPER AND LOST BUSINESS £80,000!!!111”.
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Technology
Wellski, I had to do another master reset on the phone again to clear the same email problem as before. So I got up early this morning and installed the phone manager suite to back up all my data (excluding all the rights protected stuff) and I went to clear it.
It turns out there is a setting that will only b0rk the settings back to default and leave all the content. I wish I had knew this BEFORE. Bah.
Now in the wisdom of a chinese film I once saw Durtee take showah.
p.s.
HAPPY ONE YEAR NEARER TO DEATH MR. thjorska
May it be happy and full of plundering! And if it isn’t Dino will come a da breakka you legs.
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Women Drivers
Somebody please explain to me why women are considered “safer drivers” as I’m just not seeing it.
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SMASH
I’m beginning to get annoyed with NatWest. My card was vaccumed up in to a cash point on Saturday because it got stuck and I passed the “reasonable amount of time to remove it, therefore we’ve had to retain it” (to quote the cash point). Fine, so they sent a new card by RMSD, I got it and it doesn’t fucking work as a Solo card and the bank are swearing blindly that COMPUTER SAY ALL WORKING! even though yesterday it was spat at by the point of sale terminal in Morrisons, 3 won’t register it as it’s “not a valid card number” and PayPal have registered it but can’t charge it.
It’s just fucking bollocks. Now at lunch I have to see if it works at a cash point, if it does then on friday when my pay drops in I’m sending a letter demanding them to cover the £1.75 the cash point at the petrol station charges (seeing as I desperately need to fill up and not drive around all morning looking for a bank’s free cash point) and then I’ve got to find the closest cash point to my dentists (on monday) to pull out £150 in cash (I don’t quite like the idea of that) to pay for my work.
If it doesn’t work in a cash point, then I’m just going to fucking TWIST. They always find the worst times to fuck shit up cunting pricks.
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630259
The new tariff is in place, so most if not ALL of you will be bombarded with videos, photos and texts as well as the occasional video call if required. Good day.
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I feel like poo
I really do. Yesterday I was in bed all day, today I’m making an active effort not to be, but I still feel like shit, so I might just go back.
Called in to work poorly, so thankfully I shant be going there to vom and do a bum wee all day along whiole desperately trying to drive to and from said business place.
I will however have to go to the shop up the road and get yoghurt, it’s about the only thing that doesn’t want to come back up after I eat it.
edit: America Is Increasingly Foreign-Owned rather interesting this.
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Stupid Fucking Sainsburys
Fucking Sainsburys Bank cash point just retained my card because it was getting stuck in the slot. Now I don’t get a new card until Wednesday at the latest AND I’ve just wasted my time and money driving there. Cunts.
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WOOP WOOP DATS DA SOUND OF DA POLICE
And they want us to take them seriously.
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MONY
I’ve got a quote back on el jimny and it’s £635 for clutch, gear box and labour. I think I’m going to go for this, as I’ve checked the insurance and it’s £6 more a month with the same per mile rate.
I only need to sort out the funds and also figure the logistics behind drving an untaxed & un-mot’d (therefor uninsured) car on a 20 mile round trip. The only thing I can think of if it’s in a state decent enough to pass a MOT (which I doubt considering the gear box needs replacing [note: the gears work, except you can’t use 2nd gear]) I can get it legal though a short term insurance payment (£15 for 10 days) and taxed, but if I can’t then I’ll have to figure something out.
Ho hum. I’ll see what I can muster up tonight and hopefully have an answer.
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HI I MAKE DRIVING AUDI
VROOM VROOM I DRIVE TEH AUDI ME KING ROAD!
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All I fucking hear is moan
Seriously, I’m getting slightly fucked off with beaing moaned at about the electricity.
Every so often he gets on his big white fucking horse and declares “since you came my electric has gone up bu three times”. Now I’m not saying my electric usage hasn’t added to this, I’m sure it has but 3 times isn’t entirely my fault.
Since I came along he’s added the following things:
He’s gone from two normal tellys one in the bed room and one in the lounge to 2 flat screens (lounge and bedroom) two flat screens (kitchen and bathroom) new sound system, dvd and various other video switches ALL OF WHICH ARE ON STANDBY all the time. He’s added a video camera system, 3 cameras, 3 chargers one video unit. Upped his fridges to a north american style one and two wine fridges, he’s keeping a “backup” server for work, has TWO broadband lines (one for work and the home one) both run TWO routers (plus my one vonage line). At one point he had THREE PCs on all the time. As well as an assortment of chargers for various laptops.
I on the other hand had my imac, speakers, 2 phones (sipgate voip phone and DECT phone), scanner about 4 other things I can’t remember, I’d occasionally forget to switch off my mobile charger and my gameboy charger was left plugged in most of the time. I also have a blue2net wireless network thing on for my ipaq and a 3com hub for the pc and various splits from the vonage router in the spare bedroom (which is always on anyway).
I’ve now cut back to just the PC (no speakers since it doesn’t have sound card), the sipgate phone another voip phone while I transition off the sipgate line which will be running off the pc now) and behind me I left on speakers and the scanner as well as an external harddrive because I couldn’t reach the switch at the wall (those are now turned off). And I’ve exchanged the DECT handset for the eMailer [only available phone that works in the house - I’ve also disabled it from dialling 090 numbers until it has a wobbler and disables itself] because the poxy handset batteries are fucked big style. My mobile charger is at work (free leccy).
And his highness walked in and spoke to me like shit about it as if it’s all my fucking fault. As I mentioned I will take credit for some wastage but not all of it. With him he’s always innocent and I’m the evil doer, well mother fucker here is on another mission to show him up. He used to blame me for him being late for work, so for a month I got up extremely early and waited until 8.45am for a lift when he decided to get around to showering (he needed to be at work for half 8 mind!) and every day he was always late with my 30 minute wait for him, so that shut him the fuck up.
So I shall be collecting my chargers and leaving them at my desk at work (excluding mobile) and charge all my shit up on Wavin’s tab, disconnecting the other voip phone and leaving the email on as well as as mentioned turning off the imac’s supply at the wall. So on a normal day only the hubs, phone and router will be on (the cable modem shan’t be counted since it’s shared between my router and his router (dual IP service from Telewest), but the second BT Broadband line is entirely his).
And come next quarter I’ll ram that fucking bill down his throat.
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SeXDrive
It turns out of a 5GB hard drive, XP all the service packs, basic chat applications, browsers and email clients I only have 1.46GB left. So I’ve got a new and improved X:Drive account, I used to have one when 1GB was charged at £10 ($20) a month, so I cancelled it ages ago. But now 5GB is only about a fiver ($10) a month then it’s not too bad and I can store all my crap there and have it available online from multiple machines (which will come in handy when I put the final nail in Baby Jesus' coffin by moving all the files off of it and binning it (which is rather unfortunate as by my naming scheme I can’t call another machine Baby Jesus, ho hum).
Right now I’m backing up 120mb of downloads and installers to X Drive, so it’s boringtastic.
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I MAK DONLAOD
I’ve got a new old computer with a new old XP install. Now I’m downloading SP2, 113.0 mb filtering down the telewest line. Well I certainly hope it is rather than going through SaferSurf as then it’ll take forever and I’m sure they’ll protest about it in some way.
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27th of March
I’m trying to entice to Bath for a lunch at the Ocean Pearl, so far I think it’s working.
Hopefully the ansethetic will have worn off by then so I won’t slur and eat my tongue.
edit: Success! Tомас - Wo ist mein Geld? says: (10:48:18) someone jokingly asked my boss to ask me what i was doing. i wasnt going to say ‘im off to go for a dose of food poisoning with a strange internet person’
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My boring life
I have tomorrow off so I think I’m going to see if I can call ITV West and BBC Bristol to see if they’ll let me do some work experience stuff so I can ram my foot back in the television door indead of wasting away in this shitty plastics company on shitty plastics wages.
Also, I’ve upgraded my tariff to Online VTT 1400, 300 minutes, 1,000 texts, 50 video minutes (+20 video pack add on minutes) [saving of £35 of video calls], 50 MMS/Video Messages (+20 video msg from the video pack), £5 of inclusive content. So it’s sure to save me a bit and seeing as it’s the same price as my current tariff I haven’t lost anything.
In slightly better news I’ve got a cheque for £16 coming from the royal mail, appearently my smart stamp account lapsed for some reason, so they’ve closed it and are paying me the account balance. Nice.
I’ve also decided I’m going to switch completely from sipgate to Vonage (as the line rental is now £7.99/month and also sipgate’s service has got much worse recently) when I buy this. Then I’ll be able to use it from work (we’ve got three open access points for visitors), take it along to the pub for when I need to ring for a chinese on my way out and various other public places seeing as everybody leaves their wifi networks wide open (and they have also done a deal with some hotspot providers).
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News you annoy me
This is BURNING MY EYES.
This woman is annoying me, I know she’s had a rough time with cancer and being infertile as a result, but she’s got to drop this and if she wants a baby there are thousands of children in need of adopting.
I’m going to post my thoughts to the mash of “HE’Z EVIL COZ SOME ICY EMBRYO MEANS BABEE”, to which you can read later on (assuming it’s accepted).
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SQUEEBAY
I need some extra money, where I thought I had £180 in my savings account, it turned out I was about £40 off that mark, so, I’m selling my GBA SP, I need to get like, er, 40ish quid for it.
Buy it here.
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Hello Americans
I’ve created a new group just for this post, so if you’re not actually an American just sit down and shut your mouth because it doesn’t really matter in the grand scheme of things.
I’m making this post to make you aware of a telephone number for my select American people and especially for me future baby mamma . With the magic of the internet I have successfully pointed a New York telephone number to my United Mobile number (because bizzarely Lichtenstein is cheaper to call than the UK, go figure). So keep this number handy if I decide to invade your small island nation: 1 (718) 360-8230.
For you to call this number (you can’t text it unfortunately) it’s charged at what ever rate to a normal new york based telephone number and no kooky international phone charges (hooray). Although there seems to be quirk when the call connects, it doesn’t ring, but rest assured it is ringing on my united mobile. Also to make sure you know you have the right number, when the voicemail goes on it says “you have reached zero-zero-four-two-three-…”
That be it.
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Work you
Well i hope this email post works seeing as my elaborate text to lj system is borked. I hope you have all noticed my new style, if you haven’t i shall have your heads off when i become king either by legitimate means or filling the streets with the alone of the non-believers, either way It’s all good.
my evil cow of a car had some starting issues as usual, i feel it might do something drastic to get at my 180 teeth money. Stupid gold digger. Now i bid you farewell dear internet and please keep my porn warm, or not, saying that stay the Fuck away from my porn you filthy pervert.
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Hello NuJournal
I’ve used the ghetto S1 style thing to make a new layout which I stole from OSWD.
The text alignment is out a bit but thats because LJ uses the br rather than a p for a new line. Oh well. C’est la vie.
Also, I’m half tempted to use a randomiser script on the image at the top and do a few images on the card for the sake of it.
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625487
COMPENSATE! COMPENSATE!
Soon our No Win No Fee culture will reach to these heights. This is why I believe the courts should be given guns, everytime a “I fell on my bottom on the pavement so it’s the councils fault” claim comes through the judge should stand up and fill the claimant full of shotgun goodness. Then nobody would take stupid shit claims in to the courts (and the council tax would go down as they wouldn’t have to pay out so often on these pathetic money hungry idiots who can’t admit they fell on their own accord).
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Citizen listen
Pay your credit card balance and the terrorists win.
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Plastic Robot
I had a brilliant idea, too brilliant in fact.
I’m building the new set for M Seven (web site up at some point tomorrow. Basically, it’s a top of the pops style music programme without Fern Cotton and crappy pop and humans.
With the power of stop motion, a £30 smoke machine, a few spare lights and some dodgy MP3s I will make my music programme with alien creatures. Imagine ABBA performed by a creature with 10 legs and only an eyeball for a head. YES IT WILL BE BRILLIANT.
I need to get the set done, which will be this weekend. I’ve got to steal, er, borrow some boxes for work to make a background with and print up some A4 TV7 logos so I can cover certain angles on my mini set. I’ve also found three halogen lights that were bound for the skip at work, so I got to get those here too and set those in place so my “lighting rig” is slightly better than it is now.
I’m going to do some website photos in a bit when the camera is finished recharging.
Then I need to create an array of creatures so I need to hit the toy/art supplies shops in Swindon to get more plasticine to make them more bulky than usual and I’ve got some flux to use as a skeleton so the movement is easier than before.
Also, I need suggestions for music, I’ve got a brilliant idea for some 70s disco hits (thinking of some diva-esque mutant creature) but if you have any other styles (rock, rap, etc) to suggest I’d love to hear them (and if you have the mp3 email in and I’ll give you instructions to submit the file) as there is no doubt I’ll miss something good.
The email address is: mseven@tv7.co.za.
(note: it’s a .co.za domain for two reasons, tv7.anything is taken by somebody and it cost me four quid a year to register)
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From yesterday
Since my text post didn’t get through, here is a summary from yesterday:
Oh my god. Just went down to the toilet in the dentists and some old dear didn’t close the door so i walked in and saw her on the bog and now she’s still in there talking to herself. God bless the NHS.
This woman scared me. I walked in on her on the pan and she wasn’t too embarrased by my presence, so I “er, sorry"ed and closed the door, thats when it got weird. She started talking to herself and it sounded like she was opening up her beef curtains for about a minute she was saying “yes, yes, yes, oh yes, yes, yes” follwed by “I’ve got to put it back in, yes, I do”.
Then today as I was going in to work I was witness to a near wipeout of a cop car. Everybody but the white van (supprised?) behind me spotted the tell-tale blue lights and sirens, so as you do you move left and make room. Not white van man, as I pulled in and stopped (so they had space to get in to the roundabout on the left rather than have to go down the right side) jackass in the white van goes around me nearly taking off the passengers wing of the police car. What a daft cunt.
I have a feeling that this week will just be odd.
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NuBlog
I’ve had to create a new blog, it appears some co-workers know of my internet existance and watch my e-movements. They don’t know I like to drop anchor in Poo Bay and I’d like to keep it that way as I work with plebs (well they’re all not plebs, but some of them indeed are of the well below average intelligence).
So to prevent me being run out of town with a lynch mob in tow I created NuBlog to allow my posts to be public and hidden from the evil GoogleBot from sucking it up with my name (HA!).
So view it at your leisure or not, it doesn’t matter since I’m still going to use my LJ regularly, this other one is for things I want to post publically but without the hasle of any comeback at my place of work.
The url(s) are either mrbojangles.wordpress.com or www.mr-bojangles.uk.cx and the RSS feed is here: mrbojangles.wordpress.comfeed/.
p.s. I blame society for this. Now where’s my government money?
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ITS HAMMER TIME AIIIIGHT
For Miss THE MC HAMMER BLOG OMG!.
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Hooray for things
As much as I loathe this place at times, I’ve just spent about 40 minutes on the blower to my mother (oddly enough no calls came through) at peak time rates. SCORE £2 and 5.5p on their bill.
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Normally
I don’t partake in B3ta compos since my photoshop skillz aren’t as 1337 as the rest of them, but I had to do this simply crap yet good rendition of The World According To America. It’s not quite the world, just the Map of The Great Kingdom of United Britain (including Irishland) and it’s rubbish BUT YOU LOVE IT.
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SOUL pound600 Billion and a tomato
Sell your soul the easy way, text SOUL + What you’d sell your soul for to 666. Texts cost YOUR SOUL and network charges.
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My Gallery Pants
Took Harvey out when we did dog toy shopping yesterday, this is outside Focus, I stayed in the car with him as I’m lazy. He made his way in to the drivers seat and of course this attracted attention. Nearly everybody had a stare and one woman came up to the window for a chat.
Also My Gallery is b0rked, which is rather unfortunate as I was probably going to drop mambo and just put a framed page to my gallery seeing as I don’t update madsquirrels.com often.
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Fall Out Boy Emo WTF
A delightful video to translate that shitty Fall Out Boy song that doesn’t make sense.
More Google Videos: 500kV Switch Opening
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cPanel Update
Hooray it’s back online.
I got through to the woman in the billing department, I was ready for a big style fall out, but she explained what had happened was a cancellation came through, she emailed me to try and find out if it was legitimate.
But the gauntlet that mailshell & google had put up to stop my spam problem ate it up and shat it out a backdoor somewhere, so I never received it.
So the poor woman was in a bit of a pickle, she either canceled the licence or not, either way I was going to be on the phone and she had a 50/50 chance of getting it wrong. So she did what I’d do, she canceled it.
But it’s all been re-instated and everything is back up. I’ve also created a bypass account to allow any email they send to avoid the dangers that is the spam hole.
The wonderful thing is my downtime was minimal, Grimnir checks the validity of the licence every morning at 4am when does it’s maintinence and sifts through the logfiles for the day, on the 15th at 4am GMT the licence was valid, so when it was canceled at 5PM West Cost American time Grimnir was blissfully unaware.
This morning, it checked and was told off by the licence server, so it did it’s logfiles, updates, etc and then disallowed access to the customer facing side and administration for users other than root (I never use the root account for anything unless I have to). So after I got off the phone with her, she put the licence back on cpanel’s main licencing thingy, I rebooted grimnir to force a check and voila, it’s up again!
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Americans Business Trouble
I’m having another problem with these Yanks who are supplying my cPanel licence. Even though I’ve paid this month and I have a statement with this months date and the words Total: $0.00 (YOU OWE NOTHING AT THIS TIME) they still discontinued my licence yesterday.
Now Grimnir can’t be administered since the licence isn’t available. Bastards. Now I’ve got to wait until 5/6pm before I can get a hold of the billing people.
Now to put a notice on msol.dk….
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DENTAL NIGHTMARES
My root canal finishing up has been left for next time, which I didn’t expect so this time I got two rather expensive off the NHS fillings (by request) at £120, just £40 shy of my bank account limit of £160.
Next time is post pay day, so it won’t hurt the wallet as bad.
And this time the anesthetic has spread from my jaw/chin/mouth area to my face up to just under the eye so I can’t feel anything below it for another few hours. It annoys me as I AM MOST HUNGRY and I can’t eat or I will bite my tongue off and not realise it. DAMN YOU MEDICAL SCIENCE!
I am now off to drink milk, the closest to food I can get without self-harming.
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Bloody Traffic its all on the wrong side
How in God’s sweet name do you suddenly decide “HAY LET’S MAKE A U-IE AND DRIVE TOWARDS TRAFFIC IN THIS LANE” as a good idea?
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Damn political crap
If I didn’t already think that this cartoon business was highly stupid I now have this to think about.
Grimnir is hosted in Denmark on a Danish IP range with a .dk domain, needless to say I’m going to probably have a fair load of inbound traffic that is going to burn through my free based bandwidth and hopefully it won’t start costing me as that would be blasphemy.
World, why can’t we just take a vallium, sit back, have a pot of tea and just chill instead of this constant bickering.
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Hooray
Our ordering system fucked up and isn’t working!
Bastard thing is up again, DAMN YOU!
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Huzzah
Well I successfully did my root canal thing, it wasn’t as bad as I thought and I’m sure they must have thought I was weird for being extremely nervous at what was about to follow, but whatever.
In slightly better news I still can’t feel the right side of my face, tounge and chin and it’s extremely weird. But I’m told it should wear off in a bit (and hopefully it won’t start hurting like a whore).
And now, Harry was a reincarnate of Snoopy:
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Sooper bowls
Look American television adverts from a sport event called The Cerial Bowl where they play a sport that isn’t football but called football.
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Oh Google
Google knows all and sees all.
I was bored a moment ago and search various names of people I know. I searched for one person (using the trusty +[county name] to weed out all the annoying people with similar names (really I’m not interested in all that EMO GOTH POEM ROCK bands with members of the exact same name). And it found him and about 30 other people in the same county who also write emo goth poems.
So the moral of the story is: everybody you know has the same name as somebody else who writes emo goth poems.
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WTF
Today I just saw a chav’d up SMART CAR. Seriously, blue lights on the windscreen washer squirty things, big “GO FASTER” fin thing at the back and a few “GO FASTER” motor sport stickers.
Only in this backwater town of Chippenham would you see such a sight.
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Shit
Can’t ring the Pupillio. It’s either flat or smashed to bits by the fucking dogs.
edit: I’ve obtained it again, it was probably network issues (and Harvey is still going nuts and barking like a cunt).
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Hooray
Tomorrow I’m going to watch the dogs, either the two downstairs or the one up stairs. I can’t decide.
I’ve also added the Video Pack to allow 20 inclusive video minutes and after 3 months (when I stop getting free half-price line rental) I’ll try and switch to Online 1400 with 50 video minutes.
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Piss off
I just received a phone call on my home phone. Which is a rather bizzare occurance as the only people who ring on my home number are work, the bank and my insurance company.
But no today I received a phone call from T-Mobile (supposedly) saying my number had been entered in a free draw for a FREE phone. Of course this call came from India and they asked for Mrs or Mr Costelloe so obviously one could smell the shite eminating from the call. I swiftly told him I wasn’t interested and he fecked off.
Now this means my prized home number is going to be bombarded with poxy telesales calls. Bastards.
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Late slighty
OMG Tom Baker is the new voice of the BT SMS system, text yourself dirty stuff to your landline to hear Tom Baker talk dirty to you!
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OH NOES
Friday, 9am - Hygenist Appointment @ £38/per 30 minutes (and it’s going to be 30 minutes ONLY)
Tuesday, 3pm - Root Canal (on the NHS) HUZZAH! I think I shall be getting white fillings on my bottom teeth and metal on the top.
Although it’s going to cost me more than the £202.15 quoted for the work.
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Good news and bad news
Good news: I’ve taken the plasters of the finger for today, it’s nearly done.
Bad news: there is a layer or two of dead skin and I started picking at it, so I had to put another plaster over that bit or I’d end up taking it all off and breaking the scab before the skin fused back together and that would SUCK.
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Um
I can’t believe I’ve just done this, but with my bonus money and the cash I saved on an exhaust, I’ve bought one of these.
It gets delivered tomorrow, extra points if you give me ideas on what to do with it (and make pr0n money).
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Bingo
Who else wants to go to Swindon and spend their pention with me?
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Damn you superior computer mind
My mac is annoying me, I can’t change an entry in the /etc/hosts file to trick it so I may do some work on a site I had to move ip addresses with, so now I have to wait 20 minutes for low memory babyjesus to reboot.
Damn you!
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Uh right
I’ve got to buy a new exhaust tomorrow, I was planning on taking my time and shopping around but it’s a fucking Kiwk Fit job now.
I noticed that it had become exceedingly worse this evening so it’s a must do before the fucking thing falls off, so that’s probably going to be £100/150 down the hole, I HOPE the bearing on the wheel will hold out until next pay day as I didn’t expect the exhaust to pack it in this quickly. I’m still yet to fit in this service (which is 10,000 miles late).
In other news, I won nothing at the Bingo, it was fun though. But the best thing about not winning is that I won nothing and wasn’t apart of this “Lets all share our winnings because the majority says so” bollocks, only one person won, she won a total of £70, her return on this group winning was:
Sucker.
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Uh right
We’ve had this bingo thing arranged to see off a girl who has been here for about 8 months covering another person’s maternity, which is cool so I signed up and this morning I get this:
—– Forwarded by XXXXXX/XXX on 25/01/2006 11:51 —– {snip} Subject: Winnings! Gala Bingo
Hi All,
Please vote for the following:
All winnings get put into a kitty?
The person who wins gets to keep their winnings?
Please put a yes in red next to which one you would like to do. We will then go with the majority.
Many Thanks XXXX
What cheek. If you win you win, if you don’t you don’t.
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616247
You bastard I missed it AGAIN. Now I have to ring back in MAY and hope there is a september course.
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Interesting
English: UK diplomats ‘spying in Moscow’ - BBC News
Русский: В России - скандал вокруг “британских шпионов” - BBCRussian.com
Edit: While visiting Россия I noticed The Exorcist is on the 26th at 00:30, I’ll see if I can get the satelite to pick it up (which I think it can, well at least it gets some Russian channels, but mostly religious stuff like ТБН).
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Damn you
Well it looks like I may not get to buy anything with my bonus cash now. The fucking car has decided it’s going to bleed me dry.
First thing to start to go is (what I think it is) a wheel bearing, so that fucker is squeeking occasionally and last night seemed to get louder. Then the exhaust is rusted to the point where the outer layer rusted open on the bottom, but now I can hear it starting to make noise so that has to be replaced too.
Then I’ve got to get a service done, which no doubt they’ll find more problems and that will cost me a load too.
But on the brightside none of this shit happened when I was dirt poor, so I do have the funds required to cover some of what needs doing.
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Sea of Souls
Absolutely brilliant.
I have never been so ‘involved’ in to a story like that before, I almost wet myself because I couldn’t draw away from the tellybox.
Although I was slightly let down by the ending. C’est la vie.
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Bbbbbounus
It appears I shall be getting a bonus this year, or at least that’s what I’m lead to believe (I’ve got it all on paper, so if they don’t pay it I shall go Employment Tribunal on them) so once I see how much they’re going to dump in my account I shall be buying one of these from the Argos in town on my pay-day lunch.
edit: I will also make sure I will save £10 by not getting bloody Nintendogs, I already have two Alsations that require my attention and a Mut who occasionally decides he likes me. So why would I need a digital dog that will probably be dead once I get around to playing with it to steal my attention. That is why I shall be getting this game. Huzzah!
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Video
I’ve just found bits and pieces recorded on a DV tape, the best one being the crazy lasery ballon credits I did. The text looks a bit naff and I obviously didn’t realise that I’d use the same font for the bug but the music and visuals fit well enough for budget stuff.
I’m going to try and find a firewire cable and put it online for all to see.
I’ve also found a mini-programme and a few bumpers which I’ll get off the tape too.
Seeing this stuff I only did three years ago is really bringing out the urge to to it all again, I’m still looking at a proper camera (like £3k worth of kit) but that’s still well down the road. But until then I shall go forward! Huzzah!
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New Animation from Plastic Robot TV
I’m starting to prepare for a new animation I shall be naming Invasion!
So far I have only made these two and I need to find more plasticine (or Play-Do if I start getting desperate!) I shall also be finding some art shops to get board and such to create a rather pants housing estate and sets, etc.
I’m tempted to go all B-Move and make a UFO on a string but that’s yet to be decided. I suspect this might be a project that will cost £100 and be finished some time around May (depending on how lazy I am and how long it take to acquire my required items).
I’m not too sure how I’m going to edit this since iMovie is wank, but I might see if David will re-acquire a firewire card and find the (Pinnacle) Studio 7 CDs.
As per my style all scripts will not exist until at least 24 hours before I need to record and possibly no script will ever turn up then, so it’s going to be full of awkward silence and shitty lines, as well as continuity fuck ups and just general naff-ness. But that shall begin my downward spiral in to my creative mind and my later productions should be much better and on par with my pre-9 to 5 desk job stuff.
If you’re interested I’m putting up the official Invasion! web site now.
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Joy
Oh boo. I’ve run out of rather expensive couplings for a sample request, well at least my position here isn’t questioned so I’ll go grab some out of stock before the paperwork even hits the printer. But don’t tell anybody.
In other news this week has been depressing, my supervisor had a bit of family stuff so the tone was rather somber and then on monday one of the blokes we some what* work with died of a heart attack. So it’s been one of them weeks.
Now I must go and collect my shopping from the warehouse.
(* we worked with him when we needed any special stuff done like display boards and items cut and occasionally he’d pop over here to chat or grab a Tarts (Twins) calendar - if you’re in the UK and like twin ladies with large whambos let me know and I’ll post one to you.)
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DRAMAZ
OMG SUBDOMAIN DRAMA!
On some of the pages people are moaning how it’s inconvienent that they can’t “switch” usernames by deleting it off the end of /users/.
Or some other shit.
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OH NOES
My finger is a odd shape now, the tip is completely flat and the bottom is fat as fuck.
I still can’t feel anything at the top if I touch something, although I can feel something when I push down, I can’t completely outstrech it which is likely because I’ve kept it curled while the two slabs of skin slowly re-unite and take their fucking time to seal back up. Which they haven’t quite done completely so there is a bit of meaty stuff still poking out, then again that could just be congealed blood.
I will be recovering the bastard thing in a bit but I will insert something to keep the finger erect so I’m not left with a gimpy finger.
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NEW ICON ALERT
I found this freakish photo of Pete Burns on the CBB website, so obviously by the INTERNET LAW it had to be made in to a livejournal userpic.
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No mo spam mo fo
I’m now using Spam Arrest. It appears to be rather nice. Go on try it: kevin.costelloe -at- plasticrobot.tv.
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Dear America
By authorisation of HRH Liz 2 I hearby order you to terminate production of anything vehicle related. Until such time as you stop thinking that your shitty designs actually look decent the Japanese will be in full control of your automotive industries.
Good day.
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Fun days
Today has been busy. Busy at work that is.
When I got home (after battling a 3 mile queue and taking some dodgy country routes thanks to the TomTom assisting in my queue avoidance), I have so far only done boring things like cook.
However, two even more boring items have been done upon my arrival home.
The first being I activated automatic top-up with my local telecommunications provider so my account will be re-credited with £10 once my balance goes under £5. My current balance being £5.09 which has lasted me a good, er, three months. That’ll teach them for not charging line rental. HA. (Information: that 9p before I tip over to a re-credit will last me 8 minutes to a 01/02 number, 20 seconds to a mobile or one sms voicemail alert).
The second most boring thing I’ve done tonight is find that my local telecommunications provider has an status indicator. So I added it to my contact info page.
I am indeed boring as flock.
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HAY INTARNET
My internet email is changing now. I will still check MadSquirrels.com but it’s full of shite now and I’m turning all my efforts on to Plastic Robot so I will primarily be checking my plastic robot mail now.
The new email address is kevin.costelloe@plasticrobot.tv (kevin@plasticrobot.tv also works).
And for thjorska you’ll need to add gb.kcostelloe@plasticrobot.tv to your whitelist or Marvin will start to anger me and I’ll order a hit on his android head.
Good day.
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MEME
GENERIC MEME
WHAT THING ARE YOU?
YOU ARE THAT THING/PERSON. YOU ENJOY ACTIVITIES AND YOU PROBABLY LIKE SEX AND NOURISHMENT THROUGH FOOD. YOU ENJOY ENTERTAINMENT AS OPPOSED TO BOREDOM.
TAKE THIS TEST AT INTERNET.INTERNET
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This is
how bored I am:
madsquirrels.iespana.es and madsquirrels.ifrance.com.
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Miss Dynamiteee
Ms Dynamite done for assulting a police officer.
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Fucking Mobiles
Stupid fucking LG phone. For some reason my email notifcation wouldn’t fuck off even though there wasn’t any emails on the phone. So I tried everything, then decided on a master reset to fix it.
Except appearently a master reset deletes everything, videos, messages, contacts and games. I’m slightly annoyed now. Especially since I bought a game yesterday. Cunting bollocks.
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Americans go to fucking Disneyland instead
I’ve had sometime to sit down and think of all the nice people I saw in Londonland.
Most, nay, all were Americunts. Americunts aren’t Americans, they are lower than your average inbred Alabamian.
Some of the classics included a woman at the Jewel House (Tower of London) bitching about “how she doesn’t do attractions” and “if this film (disney queue management style) is all we see then she wanted to leave”. I was so close to telling her to fuck back off to Disneyland if she couldn’t have the decency to respect what history is being shoved down her big fucking gob and take a moment to shut up so the rest of us could enjoy the video’s information about what we’re about to see.
Then there was the American family who commented in full view of the Royal Jewels how the moving walkway was the most innovative thing they saw in the Jewel House. I nearly strangled him and shat down his mouth.
There were some less irritating people, like the woman who asked why we (the massive hordes exiting from the tube station) were going to Buckingham Palace. In hindsight I should have told her the Queen had just died and we were making our respects.
I’ve got a few photos wich I’m still meaning to post, but I didn’t take any in the London dungeon, which I should have, since I enjoyed it alot (for £15 a head), mostly because of the performance of the actors there.
More stuff later. And if you haven’t already seen it, Gin & Beer are the best thing EVAR.
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H8
I’m not amused at all. It appears my server hosting people have re-issued one of my ip addresses, an active one. Now some knob has inadvertently taken offline plasticrobot.
Death to all!
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Laaaandaaaan
Went off to London over the post christmas period, did some tourist stuff and here is a sample:
It’s Gin & Beer!
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My brains
I was so drunk last night and I don’t do it often so I feel like POO.
I switched between lager, wine, lager and ended (literally) with cider, bad move.
I sung the song of vom(it) and I sent in coherent texts, by the time sent me a message I was so far gone I could only manage one word drunk.
But at least it’s a new year I’ll remember to not drink myself stupid EVAR again. Next year, er, this year, I’m driving.
Also I’ve been working on Plastic Robot when I can, I’ve abused the multi-site function with the cms software too, its WUNDERBAR! I’ve also had to assign it a dedicated ip address from grimnir’s pool of few so if you visit the ip address direct you get a site selector for UK, Belgium & South Africa. Then there is the downloadable media site which I’ve got to upload and add content to. Hooray!
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Two posts this is two
I knocked over my drink (fizzy pop and I was SOBER) as I went to stop it from splashing everywhere it smashed in my hand and cut me in about five different places, this is the only big fuck off rip to my poor skin. It bled like fuck, I freaked out big style and got shitty with people because I was about to be very sick.
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Two posts this is one
Today, I’m considering ending madsquirrels.com. I don’t know why, but I’m bored with it.
However, it would give me the motovation to fill in that gap with Plastic Robot (which is currently un-done).
Also may be changing email addresses, but not sure yet.
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INTARWAB UR STOOPED
This is the big list of blocked IP addresses, use bits of it if you wish, they’re infected machines trying to attack coppermine, phpbb & mambo installations. Notice how Korean/Chinese (202,220,211,222,210) & Latin American (200.) ranges are blocked right from the start.
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No thats my god damn sweater you harlot
A Christmas Message from MadSquirrels.com. Now get your fucking hands of that foot massager bitch, IT’S MINE.
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Stupid technology
Hello,
I’m having a problem with my Parrot CK v3.11. I’ve been trying to pair my LG U880 phone with it and it’s been saying “please pair device” and the phone is showing an error. I need urgent help with this as the bloody thing now insists on declairing at the highest volume possible “PLEASE PAIR DEVICE” everytime I start the engine.
This device has worked without problem with a Motorola A835, Nokia 6600 and a Ericsson T39m.
Thanks for your assistance -Kevin
Edit: Now the fucking thing is working. What a pile of bollocks.
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Huzzah
Nufone has arrived. So starts my 12 month contract. But it’s a nice phone and the photos are much better:
Also Attack on LOLCity.
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Everybody DANCE
is having a Birthday today, please send him your love in non-denominational low value notes which can’t be tracked back to any kind of illicit activity.
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WTF
Hi Kevin, Thnks for the info I will send a legal letter for this site to remove the content.
Will update you later
Thanks
I’ll let you know how evyonne is doing…………..
I swear he’s lost his marbles.
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And a hardy fuck you too
This is an enquiry e-mail via www.madsquirrels.com from: David Costelloe
As yu know I am pretty libral about things but now pretty much everyone is asking ‘when I do a search for Welford-Costelloe all I get is some kid with a condom in his mouth?’
I get this from everyone yes including my family over there.
Is this really neccessary as there are many Welford-Costelloe’s out there?
Shortly followed by:
Hi Kevin, This is what everyone is getting mad about:. It what the family gets when someone tries to locate a member of the family. This caused a lot of grief as members of the family have been trying to locate me due to a serious illness in the family. Would appreciate if you could leave out the personal sex content for searches.
Search results: Cock Hungry Teen Sluts: #Hoo-ray for b-3-ta#
Friday, October 01, 2004. #Hoo-ray for b-3-ta#. Parking bay for BMW drivers. posted by Kevin Costelloe @ 13:16 &n amateur fisting videos … bigcockphoto.net/Hoo-ray_for_b-3-t-a.html - 15k - Supplemental Result - Cached - Similar pages
Cock Hungry Teen Sluts: Politicalness. Politicalness. amateur fisting pic galleries PoshPeople4Hunting.info Note at this particular minute there is an advert for the registrar, try again … bigcockphoto.net/Politicalness..html - 22k - Supplemental Result - Cached - Similar pages [ More results from bigcockphoto.net ]
To which I responded:
I’m not responsible for bigcockphoto.net and never have been. From what I can see it looks like they’ve copied content from one of my blogs and used it to advertise porn as a legitimate blog (read: spam blog).
There isn’t anything I can do about it or change it since I’ve never done it myself. But you’re more than welcome to contact the person who is the present owner of the domain:
Domain bigcockphoto.net: ap 32 South Pine Street Doylestown, PA 18901-4999 US
Administrative contact: Technical contact: Billing contact: ap Aaron Peters webmaster@aarpeters.com 32 South Pine Street Doylestown, PA 18901-4999 US Phone: +1.215 345 0680 Fax:
Record dates: Record created on: 2004-09-15 05:36:33 PST (0) Record modified on: 2005-09-16 03:53:36 PST (0) Record expires on: 2006-09-15 PST (0)
Nameservers: ns1.bluegravity.com : 64.57.64.2 ns2.bluegravity.com: 64.57.64.3
and you can even try google to have it removed from the searches: www.google.co.uk/contact/i…
I did used to call my blog Cock Hungry Teen Sluts though and the byline was “feigning porn for page hits” but it wasn’t anything pornographic.
I’ve also deleted the blog from my blogger profile as it’s not been active for about a year now.
I’m half tempted to send a one liner back too. “Oh and happy christmas to you too.” and an invoice for spending £5 a call on him for the past few christmases (or christmii?)
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Blast from the past
The guy I work with has bought some football magazines from the 70s for his father’s Christmas gift, I was just having a nose around and saw this one for Granada TV Rental. It’s comedy, they talk about “crisp black and white image with 624 lines” like it’s the BEST THING EVER. Then there is a competition to win an 18" colour television, again described as the best thing since the masturbation was first discovered.
Then there are the car and clothing adverts, which I’ll spare you from or you’ll have a heart attack from the laughing fits.
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Spare a dollar
Would anybody in internetland like to support Jon’s website Plunder.it by giving us a dollar?
If you switch to firefox using the Plunder.it Link Google will give us a single shiny dollar (or is it a crisp dollar note?). For us to qualify you’ll need a computer that has never had firefox installed (and it’s got to be Windows).
We’d be most grateful if you’d support this quality site.
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Best thing EVAR
I’ve found the best image on google images:
edit: it appears web.de doesn’t want to play the game.
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As not to kill anybody
… I’m getting my brakes done on the 23rd, it’s going to be a vicious £15 + pads.
I’m quite lucky to have a few contacts in this company who’s pointed out this one man band down the road. I trust he won’t ruin anything since he’s pretty much done 70% of the cars in the car park. I still need to get that service though, I’ll probably get it in January.
Oh and I’ve reminded myself I need to call Norwich Union Breakdown cover and find out where my fucking welcome pack is.
On another note, I got my first insurance statement through. I’ll post it later this evening, it’s rather scary reading.
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I know why i have severe and constant zombie dreams.
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HAPPY CHRISTMAS
I’d like this perv camera Mr Sandy Claws.
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Well
There goes the neighbourhood.
explains all about Tookie much better than myself, once you read/hear it you’d understand why it’s not a very good day for humanity.
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Hrm
I’ve been tempted to go back to O2, but this time with i-mode. But I’m not too keen on the whole 18 month tie down. I’ve also had a look at T(osh)-Mobile’s Sidekick II, but again that’s another 18 months.
I think I’ll wait 3 months before making another network switch (if any) to make sure I’m making the correct decision. Unlike switching to Online 675 on 3, it’s costing me about the same as O2 used to now and it’s a bit pointless.
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Furry is WRONG
This is why Furryism is WRONG and should be mocked:
Narnia rocked. I’d tap the lion 30-40 times in a session, as well as the wolves… grin Unfortunately they were missing their bits.
Cherie is making an ‘you sick fuck’ face.
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Oh bugger
I just realised, Christmas cards. Durr.
If you want one, go here for instructions!
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Boredom and OH MY SWEET JESUS
First off the OH MY SWEET JESUS: Blind Date with a Crackwhore.
Secondly, I got bored and updated my contact info on my site, nothing special but it’s here all the same. I even formatted it nicely with little images.
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BOOM
Oil dept exploderfies, doors blown off houses. Big news.
Considering the size of this, it’s strange that (according to ITV News) only 4 people have serious injuries. And in a light hearted bit, the funniest thing I heard EVAR is some bloke on ITV News recounting how he ran out of his place of work towards the fire exits only to find the fire doors were coming towards him.
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I’ve got near constant nightmares containing zombies. Yet here i am watching resident evil in the dark. I think i may have missed the logic here.
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Quality, i’ve just set up my own text to livejournal with aql. I’m sure i could find a way to make it available to all but i can’t be bothered.
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trying out this text thing in house.
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NO MORE WALKING DEAD PLZ
I’ve had another zombie dream, I can’t call it a nightmare since I always seem to survive. But they are the most vivid dreams I have and it’s getting to be a problem.
This one followed the usual try not to get killed and survive in some elevated/below ground compound or on the streets (while obtaining new cars). But it got rather bloody (supprisingly unlike the rest - I tend not to involve myself too much in the loonatic ways of hand to hand combat with zombies, I prefer tank on zombie action), first there were the people who I attempted to let in to my flat thing (it’s hard to explain) but decided to take a chilled stroll with the living dead beginning to swarm. Then all three of the dogs managed to become zombie dogs (I’m not sure how, but their eyes went red to indicate their passing [that and the whole ‘lets eat the survivors’ thing] lead me to belive they were undead dead things), so I had to throw them out a window (RSPCA Notice: They all survived (er, if you can call it that) and continued to try and eat the flesh of the living). But that was nothing compared to part two of my dream.
I woke up for a pee or something and went back to bed, by then I changed venues but still on the same dream. I was at work, I suspect this was because we’ve got massive gates and it’s all fenced off. And was about 300 surviving people in the grounds, the electrics worked, the phones (internal) still worked and radio & television were still broadcasting. All of us were seperated in to groups in about five or six different buildings. I had to call another building, but since I couldn’t find a list by building I had to ring up random extentions, ever one of them had changed their voicemail to a good bye message and one even was stopped midway through with ‘… I love GRAHAHAAHA scream [various background sounds]’.
Then there were the people who couldn’t stand being there and legged it, only to be consumed by the mob of the dead and the bloke who did teh suicide in the toilets. And for the big finale, a broadcast by the prime minister admitting a government agency was testing a virus in the public and didn’t expect for this to occur. Followed shortly by the fire missle which hit the deck seconds after, somehow, in my brains logic, if you kept to the floor and behind something you’d live, everybody standing was incinerated (including the hordes of undead).
It was extremely bizzare as you can clearly see.
In slightly un-related news: No Spanish in our Free Country!
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LOLZ OF TEH DAYE
This is world class, a scam without scamming.
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For those who dont know
Самый лучший телевизионный сюжет всегда.
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I H8 Cars
Ugh. Why must my car decide to need shit doing in one big blow.
First I have to do the brakes on the 23rd (when I get paid) because the front pads are coming to an end. Then I’ve got road tax to do which means I’ve got to splash out on another £60 (+£50 for the brake job) and also a service (at some point) which is £70+ whatever parts are needed. And that doesn’t include the fuel and insurance bills either. So this pay it appears my car will be getting a good chunk of it whereas I won’t. How annoying.
And speaking of annoying, I need to get new windscreen wipers, mine are squeeking big style and it’s fucking annoying, last night on the second setting all you could hear was SQUEEEE-SQUEEE-SQUEEEK all the way home for 30 fucking minutes without a break. It almost drove me on a killing streak.
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Silly
I like “improvements”. Recently the company holding the contract to maintain our buildings was let go for a new company. To improve our lives we now need to dial a shortcode which connects us to some scottish call centre to report a problem I could have easily before just dialed an internal extention for and spoke to the blokes who’d be able to have a look.
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Orkut
Mwahaha, I’ve wrangled a Orkut membership. If anybody (WHO IS ON MY FRIENDS LIST ONLY PLZ) is interested in joining my Orkut cult thing let me know and I’ll invite you.
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WTF
It appears my mouse has exploded. Now I’ve got to buy a new one.
Anybody know of a cheap but good wireless mouse that is mac compatiable that will last me a minimum of a five year term? And it needs to have a scroll wheel. This temporary one doesn’t and it’s driving me fucking mad.
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Weyhey Crazay
I’ve got to go in to Shittenham town centre, which should make my insurance rates rocket up. Last time I was almost taken out by a Mondeo who’s driver had more important things on her mind, like cutting in and her phone call.
It’s such an arse ache to go through it only to be there for about 6 minutes and be off again.
Also, completely NSFW: Chico getting srucky srucky (five dollah lub roo rong trime).
Edit: Shit, that photo is getting mad hits from LJ latest images sites, I’m sure bobpitch.com might soon pull it at this rate.
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H4x0rz
H4x0rs are annoying me big style, anybody know where I can find a list of IP ranges for continents?
They all seem to come from South America or Asia so if I block all them fuckers I’ll be left with no more irritating scripts trying to find security holes.
Also extra points if somebody would hack zone-h.org, they’re starting to piss me off too.
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For thjorska if his interweb isnt bolloxd
Pirates ARRR!
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Bah humbug
This morning was shocking.
I had to de-ice two cars, both of which were iced as fuck and my windcreen wipers were under about an inch of snow-cum-ice. So I used about half a can of de-icer on mine and about a quarter on David’s. It also took me about 15 minutes to get inside my car since all the locks where frozen. And when I did manage to get the passengers side unlocked, the bloody seal on the door had frozen to the chasis.
So then I had to grab a screw driver and a cloth and force the bastard open, which I’m sure looked like I was trying to nick it. It then took another 15 minutes to clear them both up and leave. So I got caught right in the school traffic and got to work 5 minutes late. Bastard weather.
Also, Direct Line haven’t cashed my cheque. I have a feeling some kind of threatening note will appear in a few days time.
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Drive mofro
I finally got my charger back from work. Huzzah!
On my way there and back, I passed a police road check and managed to get through it without being pulled. Which is supprising since my car looks like a tramps ass. No matter, other than it being dirty as sin it’s all good.
And speaking of tramps, since the shower is out of action at the minute I might just smell like one too. But I did clean myself from the washing basen using a wet towel soaked in water with showergel. So I did make an effort.
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Its a building
And hopefully UK.cx will be huge big style. I’m aiming to create a new mini site off it called MyTown.uk.cx which will be comedic write ups about various towns with unflattering photos. I’ll be teh funney.
I’ve also pretty much nearly built it, but there is loads of work to be done, especially with the UKName side and alot of links are b0rk3d. All the same, have a peek: http://web.uk.cx/.
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You bastard
I’ve got to take a trip in to work tomorrow seeing as I’ve managed to leave my charger there over the weekend. How annoying and the battery is nearly flat.
I’ve also had to buy two Gorillaz tracks from Three because I’m financially strained until next month (oh things are so easy to buy when they come out of next month’s money) and because the bastard songs are driving me crazy going through my head all bloody day. Now I await the dual download passwords.
And strangely last night some daft cow thought I was staring at her all night and slagged me off to a few of her mates, I was very much tempted to verbally slap her about with my wit. But I had a little to drink and it was hampered. Damn.
Although I should have at least walked up to her and said “Why the fuck have you been staring at me all night you creepy bitch? Every time I look somewhere your munting face suddenly appears. You need help and some plastic surgery."
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Oh my gosh
Ouch. Phone bill this month was 63 sheets. 17 of which is classed as messages. It might be in my interest to pack on a few add ons for email and media messages.
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GAH
I’m almost savage at Direct Line now because of their unforgiveable fuck up.
Basically I’ve received this months statement with one day @ £2.50 and all my usage completely off the statement which means I’ll be bombarded with next months bill, this is Norwich Union’s problem but I suspect it has alot to do with the change of policy a day before the install. So it is quite possible that my box is still attached to the last policy number. If that’s they case and they can’t recover the data I’m probably stuffed for 25 days @ £2.50 (with no allowance) which will drive me mental.
They’ve also hiked up my 500+ miles off peak charge to 2p from 1.5p (I know it sounds silly, but that’s 50p extra per hundred miles and if I do go past the 500 mark I’d probably need that savings), so I’ll have to go through my paperwork and verify this before ringing back in to see if it can be re-adjusted to the orignal figure.
edit: I’ve just got off the phone with them, the billing error is theirs but is a direct result of the policy change as they missed off the device number which meant all the data was being applied against a non-existant policy. Thankfully it will be recovered and placed on my next bill. I know it’s Norwich Union’s error, but if the cunt rags at Direct Line could read then I wouldn’t be in this position now.
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US man guilty of Bush death plot
A US citizen has been convicted of plotting to kill President George W Bush and being a member of al-Qaeda.
And unsupprisingly: His defence team said he was tortured and forced to confess, but the judge refused to disallow the confession.
So much for the court system being fair.
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Oh BBC News you bring me the best stuff EVAR
Driving the argument home.
The line truely defines the 4x4 driver regardless of what and where they are: “A driver of a 4x4 didn’t so much disapprove - he was too crazed and violent for that. He seemed to be made psychotic by the idea that roads could exist for anything other than him to drive on,” he says.
This motorist deliberately drove into pieces of the living room furniture and then called the council to demand that they shift whatever was left lying in the road.
Oddly enough this line caught me off guard: But female drivers were less sympathetic and more aggressive, with a stronger “get out of my way attitude”.
I’ve only had a few near smashes with ladies, one almost flew in the back of me whilst rolling a ciggie and the others were old dears not paying attention to their surroundings. But the more agressive ones seemed to be men (such as Mr. Finger), or possibly they were ladies who looked like men. We’ll never know.
However, just read it for some WTFLOLZ factor.
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596739
It’s been like this all weekend, unless of course you live somewhere other than fog world where it’s sunny. It’s also crazy fog too, there is a point where it just vanishes without tapering off as fog normally does. Possibly it’s a sign of the zombie attacks I have dreamed of so much recently. Well me thinks I need some shot guns and various other homemade weapons to protect myself from the menace of the dead.
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In other news
I was bored on Monday, so decided our roller doors needed a bit of a artistic work to make them look better, here is the results.
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Oh
A new phone I shall consider in the new year (it’s grate not being tied in to a contract).
Although I’ll wait and see since I don’t trust T(osh)-Mobile to be decent.
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Is I paranoid
I’m slightly paranoid about this. I’m on a mailing list for one of those international radio stations (shortwave/satelite), now normally when the send me the seasonal schedule and frequency list it comes from Germany (being the most direct route). But for some bizarre reason it’s come from Germany and been restamped in Ghana!
Should I be worried about this extended trip or is this perfectly normal for the Germans to post things through Ghana?
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Ode to bills
Oh dear cheque for one hundred seventy three pounds and ten pence, how it pains me to write you. May you get paid out of my account in peace.
In related news, I expect this cheque to come back to me with a stern letter about signing ones name. Last time I used a cheque I signed in the wrong spot, shows how much I used this primitive method of payment.
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Oh b3ta how I love thee
Best LOLZ Japanese thingy EVAR.
If it isn’t the Engrish that makes you laugh, it’s the content.
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New wristband
Scroll down to Ozzy’s wristband it’s a cause I can and will support. How about YOU.
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Right wing people just dont get it
Especially when it’s anything health related.
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Podcast
I’m going to do my first podcast programme soon, but to do this I need you. Ring up on of the two numbers shown (either Bath 80 80 15 or the American one if you’re in Americaland) and leave a message about any topic you’d like to go on about. Then once I get a good number of messages I’ll throw something together and see what I get. So far I’ve got barking like a seal, so just about anything will go on episode number 1.
Also if you’re a bit shy I’ll figure out what to do with the emails and texts, possibly thinking of some computer reading them out if I go for the no presenter approach, otherwise you’ll have to suffer through my telephone voice (hallllleeeoh [super posh voice!]).
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You mak me LOLZEE
Stop that gob!
In rather nicer news I managed to find petrol at 89.9 this morning. It’s sad that it makes me happy.
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Weekend Update
I’ve been working on Plastic Robot tonight since, er, not long. Plastic Robot is going to be the name of my soon to be production company thingy which hopefully will be filled with the MadSquirrels Podcast (I’m now playing around with Audacity) and my various video programme things.
For the first programme I shall resurect from the dead is Wheel of Misfortune, but I need to find an art/stationary shop since it’ll require some kind of set to be made (it’s a game show style thing with plastercene men [basically since it’s illegal to torture other humans for entertainment a work around is required] being smashed to bits and the occasional firey death). Then the famous Mr. Man’s Misadventures, similar concept except childish destruction rather than a fixed format. And finally, once I get my shit together a Zombie film!
Yes, I want to make a B-Movie style Zombie horror film, since I have such vivid Zombie dreams that can easily be put to good use. That will be much later on when I can afford a good camera (the Sony PD-170P - hopefully) and a new video editing computer, but that’s a few years in the making (the camera alone is £3,000 ).
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Boring
Two things, 1st thing: Add madsquirrels @ hotmail.co.uk to your msn, for some odd reason eMessenger won’t allow me to log on without a hotmail domain.
2nd thing: I have finally managed to completely fill my network with biblical references (excluding the phone lines). For reference God is the Vonage telephone/generic firewall.
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Perplexing
This is a diagram of my car, except it’s not a saloon, it only has two doors and it’s not automatic either.
That grey thing in the windscreen is the aerial (‘shopped in) and the circle on the boot is the box, but I’ve looked in that general area and it’s not there! Is rather annoying now, I want to know where he’s hidden it since he’s done a good job. Bah damn you curiosity, I shall make you pay!
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Its all good
My installer man came early today! Huzzah! Free trip to work now (I won’t be billed the flat per day rate for today, I think)!
He’s done an extremely good job, it’s so good that other than the aerial at the top of the drivers side windscreen (not inhibiting view) I wouldn’t even know the box was there. In fact, I can’t even find the box. Seriously, I can’t. He’s mapped it as in the boot on the drivers side but I had a look and couldn’t find it. The only place I think it could be is under the mat that hides the spare tyre which I’ll pull up later to have a look. Otherwise it might be under the bonnet.
But I do know it’s in there somewhere since Norwich union have confirmed the reception of data from it.
Also, later today I need to write a scathing letter to Direct Line about ignoring a direct request (nay, more like a demand) to keep the car covered until the date specified. I will also include a copy of the orginal letter (below) As well as a demand at the end of the month for the excess cost of starting my policy without the box (which I’ll include a copy of!).
TO Direct Line Insurance PO Box 75 Croydon CR9 9EA
Date: 27-Oct-05 Reference: Cancellation of policy XXXXXXXXXX
To Whom It May Concern:
I wish to cancel my motor policy XXXXXXXX on 4 November 2005 as I have found a better rate elsewhere, my new policy comes in to effect from 00:01 on 4 November.
I have enclosed the Statutory Declaration, as I am unable to locate my Certificate of Motor Insurance and if it is located I will return it to this address.
Could you also please provide a written confirmation of my no claims discount in the event I am required to provide such evidence to my new insurance company.
Regards,
Kevin Welford-Costelloe
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Fucking hell
Stupid fucking Direct Line.
I wrote them a fucking letter with my cancellation details to have my policy canceled after 8pm tonight, but it turns out they’ve cancelled it much earlier than that so I’m completely uninsured now.
Now I’ve got to get Norwich Union to start my policy now or else I’ve got to take a bus home. What fucking cunts. I didn’t help that the only way I found this out was by calling them. If I got pulled over or worse was in a smash I’d be, well, I’d be completely fucked.
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And before I forget
Direct Line have yet to confirm the cancellation of my policy. Anybody have some insight on what kind of wacky business happens when a car is double insured?
I know it’s an immedate backout clause for the two companies if anything goes wrong (something about two policies cancelling eachother out) but am I expected to be pulled over by the Rozzas for it? Or will something crazy happen in time and space where I’ll be sucked in to a blackhole and appear in another universe where they drive on the right and speak Alien languages (like French)?
Listening to: Staro: I lose my way-Staro-NRK Urørt
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Huzzah
Good things are coming. I hope.
First off I found Three have changed their My 3 thingy to do something rather useful. Not only can you pay through your phone but it’s got a current usage section where you can check your spending (ie: excluded texts, mms, emails and content downloads) which is cool.
Also, I’ve subscribed (and am currently downloading retroactively) two or three new podcasts which I heard through MikeyPod on the Bayou hopefully they’ll be interesting like. Also I’d like to hear of some good podcasts from Englishland even Scotishland, Irishland (both north and south) and possibly the land of Dragons (Wales) but not in Dragon people talk, in English talk. As I’m slightly overwhelmed by American accents.
In other good news the NRK Urørt podcast seems to be rather promising now. Oh my poor computer will be over run with Podcasts at this rate. Thankfully though my CD collection is rather dismal and my credit on AllofMp3.com has run dry (speaking of running dry I’m sure the music nazis will be sending me some kind of “OMG U PAYE” letter after posting that).
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Podcast
I’ve been thinking about doing a podcast, the idea I have is to set-up a number with just a voicemail and each week ask a new question (or some kind of topic, whatever) to have callers respond to then podcast the messages.
Obviously I’d need people to actually want to ring the number and partake. And with the magic of VoIP I could even get some kind of American number set up if there was a north american interest. But it’s still in the ‘hmm, well…’ stage.
Would anybody on my friends list be interested in such a thing? If so (for those in the UK) what kind of number would you feel comfortable calling? A regional (likely Bath - 01225), Non-Geographic (0845/0844/0870) or a mobile number [freephone is out of the question, unless there was the interest to warrant the 6 month line rental and usage]?
Also would anybody be interested in listening to potentially crazy people talk shit for a couple minutes, or even sane people not talking shit?
Would you pass the number on to others (and hopefully the url!) to ring up and contribute?
Seriously, I am considering it. I do have the means (I can easily get audio editing software), I do have the bandwidth and I do have the space, but this scheme wouldn’t be any good unless people were interested in such a thing.
Do let me know in a comment and thoughts, ideas, etc.
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Two things one with blood the other without
My poor thumb is bleeding something crazy. Whilst cutting a sandwich I managed to pull off a chunk of flesh and it hasn’t stopped bleeding. Although i think it’s getting better now, the swelling feeling has stopped, so i’ll take that as one of those good signs.
One think that fucked me off slightly was the plasters i bought, you see instead of being pre-cut in to nice plaster things, it’s just one long strip. So imagine the fun of having to cut one off without scissors and bleeding too. Nice. I also found that when trying to clean the wound with water causes an extreme pain reaction. I shan’t be doing that again anytime soon.
In better news though Aldis are gods, i noticed in this month’s flyer that they’re doing a 500 block lego bucket for £7.99. I’m buying one since i can never find them anymore. It appears the children of today are too thick to be creative so they only sell sets that make some Harry Potter shit at £45 a whack. Bless.
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Horror
Had a bit of a panic earlier. I thought i had lost my mot certificate! Now since mine isn’t one of the computerised ones getting a replacement would be asking the garage to do something for free and that wouldn’t happen in a million years. Thankfully i found it.
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590785
BEST. PODCAST. EVAR.
You get the usual “I LUB [name], BUT THEY [smell/look like/etc] KTHNZ click” but then you get the crazies like Mr. Hepatitis and “Your advertising SUX”.
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The police are helping you this Halloween
Anybody in the Wiltshire area will know of this campaign, so if you dare post this on your door. Just don’t let the coppers see it or they’ll start doing “random” road checks on my car.
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Ugh again
Had to rebuild Apache. For some bizarro reason it decided to stop working, which was pleasant.
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Ugh
Linux is an arse.
Grminir is back on Fedora now, but I have a problem, Grimnir also has four other ip addresses which one of them MadSquirrels runs off of, however, in this new glorious release of Fedora it won’t masquerade without the source being trusted.
Now you may say ‘trust the blimmin device you monkey’, but I can’t since trusting it would mean it bypasses the firewall and then I’ve got a machine with every port open out on the internet. No sale.
I’m sure there must be a way around this, but for now other than enountering the horror of all horrors that each back up of the sql tables don’t work and I’ve got to rebuild everything from scratch I’ve got alot of hand work to do on Plunder.it and MadSquirrels.com (after this DNS mess is sorted out seeing as my dedicated ips are buggered).
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Pentioners
I was almost rammed off the road by a pentioner not paying much attention to who was behind her when she decided to change lanes, which is always nice. Hit the brakes hard and thankfully there was a car behind me with some distance so I didn’t get rammed when I did so.
Although even though I was seething, I found it rather amusing when the old biddy did about 70 to get away from me (as if I’m that petty to run up behind her and flash my lights like a cnut). I’m sure she didn’t realise that it’s a 60 road and I was doing shock horror 60.
So when do insurance premiums go up for the wrinklies, since I’ve never had so many near deadly encounters with people under 65.
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Done
Everything is done and dusted. I get the paper work through for the insurance over the next few days, it will come with all the glorious details of the tariffs and to my shock I found my base premiums to be £120/year (fully comp), plus usage (which as estimated will bring about £20ish per month on top of the £10 base).
I’ve now got to wait for the installer chaps to get in touch and arrange the install date and time for my Big Brother box (which I got for FREE rather than the £199 on the price tag), I’ve also got to send the cancellation letter off to Direct Line on Monday with a cancellation date of the 4th of November.
Hopefully they’ll send the confirmation of NCD or else I’m buggered.
In other car news, my service is going to be £70 (plus anything required) and my tax expires at the end of Decemeber, nice timing that.
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No way
Just got off the phone with Norwich Union about their Pay As You Drive Scheme and it turns out my payments would be around £360 a YEAR rather than Direct Line’s whopping £600.
I’ve just spoke to Direct Line and there isn’t a cancellation fee, all I need to do is send back the motor insurance certificate with a cover letter and it’ll be done.
So on Tuesday I’m going to take up Norwich Union’s quote, with my deposit of £13.08 and it’s pay monthly since you’re doing it on a pay as you go basis, which works out to be about £32 a month.
Also seeing as all of my driving is done between 6am and 11pm I get my milage rate for 3.5p/mile for 100 miles to 500 (the first 100 are free) then down to 1.5p/mile for 500+. Although night-time rates are astronomical since it’s when my age group tend to crash, so thats £1/mile between 11pm and 6am, which is fair enough. The box is also, slightly, classified as a tracker unit since that’s what it’s got to do to bill you.
And they install it too. CLASS.
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God save the Queen
Hurrah! is gone! Long live this end to cam whoring and general ‘LEIK OMG’ness.
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Not that I actually like Livingstone
or anything, but America pay your congestion charge!
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Good news
Score.
Even though it’s DRM’d to the tits and more expensive than iTunes it is a good idea.
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Oh such fun
For anybody who I haven’t yet harassed to join Playdo consider this your official invite to join me DrScience and (DrJesus).
Once you have joined either add me to your club (friends list) or email me with your username.
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Yesterday sucked today is better
Last night I managed to get Grimnir back to the land of the living by 4am, it was painful since ES took away Fedora 3 and Fedora 2 was being a knob (and so was the cpanel installer) so I’m not using Fedora anymore, which is a bit of a pitty since if they had done their business NEXT week I could have had a good excuse to move to Fedora 4. But c’est la vie.
Although, I must say in hindsight it was rather good not minding the whole everything being deleted business since by switching OSes I’ve managed to solve my passive ftp problem. HUZZAH!
However, last night was really shockingly bad. First I had this happen, then when I went to the petrol station to get late night f1x0r1ng snacks the poxy cash point didn’t take my card, so I had to go around three or four shops (all of which were closed) before giving up.
So I had to get my bits today at Sainsburys. It’s not as nice as it sounds. I managed to only have about 3-4 hours sleep (and I feel fine) and then I hit the mid day horror of the car park and inside. Thankfully I ran down about 7 people with my trolly and escaped with my items in about 10 minutes. WIN!
At the minute MadSquirrels.com is coming back online, albeit from a back up from the 8th. Plunder.it is going to be a fresh install as the 1337 h4x0r used a vuln in the plunder.it forums so I’m not sure what they may have wrote in the directories (I know what I found) or in the database, so I’m going to have to hope Jonfishkin did a sql table update recently, otherwise it’s manual work for all.
Other than that I’ve posted a rather evil message on the ex-forum site since I’m annoyed. Jon put alot of good work in to Plunder.it only to have it ruined by some little yob with nothing better to do than bang one out over phpbb exploits. This is one of those times I wish I had magical powers to appear right behind the little toss rag and smash away with my Karma Axe™ then vanish away (after selling the corpse on ebay to some necrophiliacs for some after-life sodomy).
I’ve taken a break from this interweb stuff for a bit today and watched telly, consumed crisps like the fat bastard I am and played Destroy All Humans, which was nice, nothing like ripping the brains from fleeing masses brings an odd relaxation effect.
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And now
Grimnir is having it’s mind erased and replaced with a new imporved operating system with NEW passwords and a weekends worth of sitting on my ass uploading shit again.
How WONDERFUL.
But I guess c’est la vie, on this intarweb there will always be useless spotty kids who have to ruin things for others because they’re too pathetic to go outside and be sociable.
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Bollocks
I don’t know what this toe rags have seen or done, so my best option instead of fucking about with this shit is to reinstall grimnir. I’ll be backing up what I can and then it’s all done from scratch (with new passwords)
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More fucking script kiddies
Sombody has hacked plunder.it and I’m under the impression grimnir is almost fucked, this is the last shit I need on a fucking friday night.
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Mobile crap
I’ve just switched over from my acient 3toGo price plan to Online 675 (75 voice & 600 texts). I have a feeling this is probably a good idea since I seem to spend about £20 a month in normal usage, but if it wasn’t a good idea, well, I’m a bit shagged since I can’t revert back.
But on the birghtside I’m not tied in to some bizzare 12/18 month contract. So it’s all sound.
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Ugh
I’ve been running around like a headless chicken all day. I haven’t yet been able to get what I needed done. But ho hum.
I’m tired and stuffing my gob with chips and saussage with my 83p that I found in the car (TEH WIN). Also, Warminster: Live! is offline. It makes me cry.
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Who is you fink you is innit
I had my first real white van man road rage today! It was so very exciting too!
Did my usual roundabout business (ie: get in the correct lane, give way and go then exit) as I was pretty much off the roundabout slip road I thought nothing more of what kind of moron would be pushing through.
Well, it seems there are new limits to dangerous driving I haven’t even fathomed. Mr Finger as he shall be called (for good reason) was in the wrong lane on the roundabout since unlike us mere mortals he’s much more important so the highways code doesn’t apply to him, he does the usual forcing his way past as many cars as he can before the road turns back in to a single lane.
He attempted to push past me, but I didn’t budge since I value my life and being forced off a bridge isn’t my idea of a nice afternoon swim. So I let him choose to go behind me (and push out the poor dear behind me), fall back to a safe distanceor try his luck with the oncoming lorry. So he decided to push out the old dear and hover of my bumper.
Now being paranoid and not have anywhere else to go or any way to gain speed (since I can only go as fast as the car in front of me) I lightly touched my brakes which lit up my rear end like piccadilly circus. He backed off, amazingly fast too!
I thought that were the end of it, it wasn’t. After a while (about 10 seconds) I had obviously shown him contempt by not trying to die for him to allow him to get his MacDonalds home in time for the 50 children he had fathered. So I get the same treatment.
We came up to a roundabout (mind you it’s fairly meaty traffic) and I had to stop, as you do, since somebody else had right of way. again, this boiled his blood, how dare I, feeble human man get in his way. His usual antics continued, I ignored them resigning to the fact he was probably going to kill me with his reckless driving, so I was wise not to look unless I had to.
At the next roundabout (after again being followed with inches to spare) I stopped again, to give way. Then made my way quickly in to the roundabout getting another car between me and him. This also angered him. How dare I add another 10 seconds to his trip.
At this point he’s seathing from my sheer ignorance and apathy to his social status, but I do not care, there is a blue Corsa behind me, who has left 4 seconds of space between us. I am relaxed and pleased, Mr Finger is even more unhappy, since two of us have held him up from his important Trisha time.
At the next roundabout I follow the main road, the Corsa turns left, Mr Finger is behind me, trying to overtake at any (non-existent) opportunity and also fiddling with the radio. I come up to a cyclist, not wanting to spoil my clean car with human innards and blood I slow down and make my overtake when it is safe to do so. This was the straw that broke the camels back. Mr Finger was beyond furious, he had missed the end of Who My Baby Daddy.
Imagine my glee when he took a right on the roundabout towards my wonderful abode, I assumed Mr Finger would like to have a chat at roadside about his social status. I was pleased.
But alas, it was not to be Mr Finger turned right one road before mine and gave me a final salute as he did so.
I was tempted to stop in the middle of the road and thank Mr Finger for his kind gesture, but I really couldn’t be bothered since why would such an important higher class wish to speak with me, a mere drongo at the bottom of the food chain.
So I went on home.
But I feel I should apologise to Mr Finger (as I’ll recognise his van and I know where he lives), so I will leave my card on his windscreen with a note upon it, wishing him well.
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Good news and bad news
Good News:
Grimnir is back up and running, EasySpeedy’s DNS is still knackered. I will be investing in DynDns’s recursive dns service (as primary!) once I’m paid.
Bad News:
I’ve had to bypass my problem by, erm, running my own dns service on Baby Jesus. I’ve managed to block any outside recursive requests to those only of Grimnir. However, if Telewest find out they’ll probably go ape shit. Thankfully TEMPORARY is the word.
Also I never realised how dns intensive Grimnir was. Theres a look up for everything every second!
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Shag
I need a dns server, one that is OPEN and that Grimnir can use for LOOKUPS since EasySpeedy’s seem KNACKERED. This is becoming a slight problem if I can’t get the cpanel licence reactivated and of course if I can’t get Grimnir to obtain the time from it’s friendly ntp server.
As well as all the email not being routed.
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Bizzare
DNS on Grinmir went kaputski. I’m hoping it’s just a blip in the upgrade process of the network. But don’t fret my hosted chums, all dns for hosted domains is done on 3rd party servers with kick bottom redundancy.
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OMG
Managed to replace it on the speed dial, but Motorola took that is ‘REMOVE FROM CONTACTS’. TXT ME PLZ.
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Hurray
The webcam lives again! And this time there are some new additions to the image. Every so often I will be changing those little men (Mr. Man is their name) in the lower right hand corner. Hopefully pigeons and birds will also take joy stomping on them for your amusement!
In other news I’ve found Zeewee, it looks interesting enough but I’m still waiting for the activation text (DURR). Also I’ve fixed my alignment problem on the website. GOD BLESS TABLES!
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pwned111 R0XX0R
HA! I WIN MOFRO!
Although the text is still centre justified I’ve managed to not destroy the site with my mad mysql table editing. WERD.
The story so far is that I created my component (com_livejournal), although the system didn’t recognise it as a component even though you could access it through /index.php?option=com_livejournal, so I edited the table xxx_components to, er, “push it in the right direction before I whomped it in the farking face with an axe”.
It seems to have worked so now google bot is picking up on it and so is the network standards spider in regards to adsense because it’s now being pulled from the server and parsed in rather than by the client through a JS include.
Now once I get this justification business sorted out I’ll be in heaven. If anybody has even the remotest idea on why it may be occuring I’d enjoy your opinion.
edit: I’m also aware one of the graphics on the new LJ style is un-balanced, which I shall be sorting now.
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Modification of the style to add increased traffic for bukkake
Well, I’ve found my solution to the MadSquirrels.com connundrum. I want people to visit MadSquirrels.com to see my journal, but I also want to keep using LJ. So they way I made this work is my new style through the magic of the S1 style system.
It gets new visitors to either add me as a friend or view my journal through MadSquirrels.com. This means my posts can be seen on everybodys friends list still, commenting stays as normal and nothing really changes in that sense and my posts then become a part of MadSquirrels.com rather than ruinning two seperate ‘sites’.
My next trick is to create a Mambo Component instead of using the JS include, this’ll make all my posts static content on MadSquirrels.com, then that way the search bots will include it in search results with the MadSquirrels.com site.
Although it does mean I need to keep my language safe on my LJ posts or else Google AdSense will go ape over the ‘excessive use of foul language’.
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Me so bored
Yes I am again bored. But I have an idea to end my boredom!
Because of the sheer magic of Voice Over IP and since I’ve got a german sipgate account sitting around doing nil at the minute you are more than welcome to join my answerphone challenge!
My challenge is to make the silliest answerphone message possible, anything at all for no particular reason and leave it on one of the numbers below. Mind the greeting on the answerphone is german so it’ll say something like “Blahen blahen blaneh, sipgate, blahen blahen null drei null….”.
The numbers are:
UK: 0870 340 0076 US: 360 515 4421 DE: 030 868 704 811 Intl: +49 30 868 104 811 Sip: 8704811(!at)sipgate.de
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Is only be Wiltshire
This evil, evil crime speaks loads about our quaint county of Wiltshire.
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583575
Oh irony fairy you bless me today.
For a minute there I thought I saw a man convicted of manslaughter go on about human rights, which is a refreshing hypocracy from the usual nonsense. You know, not like the person he killed had a right to life.
But it seems this is lost on the European Court of Human Rights.
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Class
Disabled woman sues RIAA
Justice can sometimes be poetic: the Recording Industry Association of America (RIAA), which has sued 14,800 people for using peer-to-peer networks, is itself being sued.
An Oregon woman is using anti-gangster RICO laws to countersue the organisation which spends its time suing individual file sharers. She denies ever having downloaded or distributed music and accuses the organisation of trespass - by secretly snooping into her computer.
According to documents filed with the Oregon court Tanya Andersen, a 42-year old single mother, was accused of downloading gangster rap at 4.24am using the user name gotenkito. The document notes: “Ms Andersen does not like ‘gangster rap’ music, does not recognise the name ‘gotenkito’, is not awake at 4.24am and has never downloaded music.”
Ms Andersen was told she could settle with the RIAA or face expensive legal action.
Count 8 of the document accuses the RIAA of breach of the Racketeer Influenced and Corrupt Organisation (RICO) laws. The document says: “The record companies directed its agents to unlawfully break into private computers and engage in extreme acts of unlawful coercion, extortion, fraud, and other criminal conduct. The record companies and their agents stood to financially benefit from these deceptive and unlawful acts."
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In more upbeat news
I’m almost done my freeipod site, oh how their solicitors will laugh before sending me threatening letters.
Anyways, here is a small taste of it, remember, some bits don’t actually work yet and some bits aren’t quite finished, but hey I did this in 10 minutes so it’s all good.
Hello!
I am Mr. Jessica Robertson (me mum wanted a girl) and I’m here to tell you about the wonderful website called FreeiPodNano.uk.cx!
It’s so grate that everytime I visit it I slap out the old chap and bash one out on to photographs of my father in the nude!
Would you like to join? If so visit the special address below so they can know I sent you to them, then I shall be rewarded with the spunk of the Gods, a shiney new iPod Nano!
www.freeipodnano.uk.cx/ref.php
Good Day, Julie Andrews (Your bestest friend ever!)
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The corporate monsters dont understand me
To Three:
Hello,
I’ve been trying to activate Mobile Web on my contract for about a week now, I’ve now been told I’m unable to do so because I have a legacy contract (3toGo).
I find this rather offensive considering that I took this contract out shortly after Three started and it is a contract and not some poxy pay and go top-up account.
Would somebody kindly explain why my contract isn’t good enough to get any kind of add-ons without having to change it to one with a monthly line rental?
Regards,
Kevin Costelloe
I expect to get an apology of some sort, then a ‘well sorry we can’t do anything but for £xx a month’ and finally ‘thanks for being with us so long’ jibjab.
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FREE IPLOD111
Well there is a uk version of the TEH FREE IPLODS.com. I registered thinking I only had to sucker in five gulliable bastards and get my free iplod, but alas, they want me to buy something, like a current account, credit cards and even dodgy online casino games.
Well my friends, this means war and by war I mean I’m going to copy the exact layout of their shitty site, edit some images and include some classic blasphemy to make a wonderful parody site.
Would anybody be willing to get and use some referer codes for my version of the site? Not like you’ll get anything from it, but just for a bit of a laugh and possibly to make some emo kid cry.
More details on the site later.
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I LEIK 2 KUT
NOTYCE!!
BEKAZ I’M SO MUCH MORE EMO THAN U, U GOT 2 COMMENT 2 STAY ON MY FRANDS LIST! LIEK I KNOW ABOUT LJ FILTARZ BUT I DUN’T MASSAGE MY EMO EGO SO U GOT 2 COMMENT.
IF U DON’T COMMENT I’LL REMOVE YOU, BUT I REALLY WON’T COZ I NEED THE NUMBARS ON MY FIRENDZ LISTS TO FEEL GOOD. ALSO IF U DUN’T KOMMENT I’LL CRY, KUT AND BLAME IT ALL ON A LADDER OF SORTS.
NOW KOMMENT OR I’LL RAZOR MY ARM FOR EACH PERSON WHO DOESN’T KOMMENT AND I’LL CRY FOR EACH ONE WHO DOES.
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UGH WTFLOLZBBQ
I should really learn not to dabble with Americans when it comes to TEH MONEYS.
I paid my cPanel licence this month, they claim I haven’t, I proved I have, they claim I haven’t and the cycle continues. I expect they’ll cut my licence, then I’ll become less nice about it.
Anybody know the customs form I need to fill out for sending dead diseased rats to an American address?
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Not bad
Just got my three bill through online and I must say some restraint on the triangle does make a difference. My total bill for this month (excluding £3 ‘admin’ charge for paying by card) is £22.20.
I’m trying to decide if I want/need to get a text add on though, possibly the fiver option for 75 or even the tenner for 200. But I’ll have to see.
In other news because the days are getting darker I’m starting to get tired early. My stupid body hasn’t adjusted properly. What a bastard.
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JHADKLJHkjhaKJDHDSAKJHDASKugh
I wish people had the sense to ring the right number. All morning my phone calls have been for technical and considering the technical telephone number isn’t even remotely close to our DDI makes me wonder about the intelligence of some of our clients.
But oh well, here I sit transfering phone calls.
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In rather unimportant news
Good bye E111 form, hello crazy euro-medical-assistance-type card. Get yours today! (I have).
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Hm
Something important at 13:15 in the office.
It’s work related so I can’t say much and of course since I don’t have a fucking post-it note I need to write it down somewhere.
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Attention PLZ
I would be most grateful for people who send forwarded emails, chain letters and OMGLOLZ photos to please use the following address: wastebasket-(at)-msol.dk.
Oddly enough it won’t /dev/null it, in fact, I’m contemplating a website called MSOL Wastebasket. I’m not exactly sure what I’m going to do with everything, but I shall be finding a way to do something or other with it and I’d like your bits to help out.
Anything emailed to that address will be gmailed in to the proper category and will, eventually, be read and something might happen with it.
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5p more
Lets add another five pence to the phone bill because i can’t bother to use my computer for anything other than receiving podcasts and charging the ipod. My weekend was a bit moderate. On the friday i got a curry right after work and went to bed at 9pm for some odd reason. Saturday i woke up at about 8am and went it to chippenham to pick up Destroy All Humans, which was tedious as saturday mornings go chippenham make you want to go insane and kill all the useless bastards from their inability to move about a in a large car park. Sunday was boring and nothing that interesting.
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Hooray
MadSquirrels.com Blogs for the criminally insane.
Even Mrs. Betty Wilson likes them.
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thoughts from the bog
On thursday i have another interview. It’s at Wessex Water in Bath. However instead of being a proper interview it’s a crazy personality test and group activity, and that is slightly odd as i’ve never done bow of that business before. So it should be interesting. I’d much rather hear the corporate news and go on from there, but that isn’t happening at the moment.
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Huzzay
Three has released Mobile Web & Wireless Web.
The forum people are annoying me a bit. Some of them are clued up and have read why three are limiting the access from handsets for compatability, which is fair considering on my Nokia 6600 on o2 it would load the entire page before flashing up a warning saying “ROFLAMO TEH PAYGE NO DESPLAYEE. AIIIGHT.” as you can imagine with 500k inclusive it was a bitch.
Then you’ve got the people who constantly whinge about anything three does, which is also annoying since it’s common knowledge Three launched as fast as it could knowing it would have problems. If they didn’t they would have flopped against the big four (vodafone, orange, o2, t(osh) mobile). But I never expect the general public to see sense.
I am interested in getting the Mobile Web (I’d get the Wireless Web if I had a laptop, the money and if I was within a Three (3G) saturated area or had some reason that I needed it, but I don’t.) and hopefully some bright spark (I would, but I can’t be arsed to find the requirements or put the effort in to it) would create a LJ Three-Friendly site to make updates and possibly read friends lists, etc. But mainly to post since that costs 5p-50p by email.
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Another year has passed
so that means it’s ticked across to 11/9 or 9/11 as it’s known. Take that as you will as I’m not going to bother with television this evening.
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This is why I dont bother with road rage
To whom it may concern,
I would be most thankful if you would have a word with your drivers about overtaking on roundabouts, it’s not smart nor is it clever to intentionally go in the wrong lane and push past others to save on a few seconds. Nor is it clever to do so driving a white Ford Escort, registration W574 UOH, on the A350 (Chippenham) at 17:13 on Friday 9 September 2005, with your company’s name, telephone number and web address on the back.
I thank you for your time.
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Huzzah
It appears today is going to be a day full of stupid. I know this because of the following events listed in order.
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Cock head in the wrong lane pushes (almost literally) in to my lane with about an inch or less of taking a chunck off my car. He’s done this before as indicated by the large well in the drivers side doors (it’s an estate).
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Cock face in a sports car shows us why it’s not a very good idea to overtake in the wrong lane on a roundabout, again, I almost lose a bit of my car when he pushes in behind me (after realising he’s got no chance with the oncoming lorry - after we exited the roundabout).
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Cyclist flies in to roundabout in my path without looking or adhearing to the highway code (and I’m sure the queue of stationery cars might have indicated to him that it was a bad idea). Supprisingly my little sports car friend has given up on trying to overtake on roundabouts, so my swerve is safe.
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Sales cock demands I process orders for accounts that aren’t listed as they should be on his email or ‘are in the general London area’ (the system displays anything in London as ‘London’ rather than the area within London and to help things further it only shows the first line of the address). He’s also asked for similar things on companies with 3 accounts in 3 different parts of the city without being specific to which location).
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Thou shalt not fuckith with thine gmail filters
I use gmail for everything, gmail is grate and all knowing, etc etc.
Anyways, I have recently dabbled with faffing about with my general email settings. A little backgrounder on my email. MadSquirrels.com’s mail is run through mailshell (all info on the site) and is then forwarded to my gmail, which then runs it’s filter(s) and either files it (and archives it) under a label or it labels it, sends a copy to my 3mail and leaves it in my gmail inbox.
I however by passed this so I could use a pop account on my machine. I realise that gmail does have a pop3 interface, but it’s fucking annoying to download all the messages you sent to others. So to by pass this I added a new relay point by way of hotpop.com. They forward my email to 3 email addresses, so I modified the mailshell rule and passed it along to hotpop directly.
Bad idea. The kevin address receives about 8400329049949328737474747 items before gmail does it’s business within that single account, so my 3mail has been jammed with crap meaning I’m getting alerts from my phone similar to ROLFLAMO, U GOT 400 MESSAGES, OMG LOLZ. Wonderful.
Then I found my error, instead of by passing gmail, I should have left everything the same and only changed the gmail forwarder. I’m teh cock ass.
/geek
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Urgent help required to t
Normally my job can be a bit pants but today is one of those times it’s all worth it. A few weeks ago we received one of those famous 419 emails on our work addresses, so i did what any normal person would do. I set up a yahoo mail account and replied to them.So far we got past the bank account details which i made up, and the address of a local cop shop and then i get the consultation fee email. So again i did the normal thing.We rang the listed mobile number and harassed our scammer all day. I’m sure he’s wound since my supervisor did an indian takeaway followed by my apt thai bride call which lasted about 5 minutes before he put the phone down.So now we’re plotting fridays phone calls so any suggestions will be considered and possibly actioned if they’re of good quality.Oh and i should mention i’ve used the regional headquarters of the police as a mailing address so anything posted is likely to be passed along to the national crime squad. So our friends from Lagos will probably receive an unexpected reply.
edit: fucking predictive text bollocks.
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Hm
I’ve received the most bizzare message on my vonage line, somebody from what appears to be Sutton Courtenay Village Hall is ringing it for a customer service line.
I’d ring him back, but the obvious ‘yes yes you must give us all a good spanking’ may have given him the impression to you know, leave a detailed message.
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Im so bored
Hmm. If you’ve ever played the game ‘the odd thing out’ you’d have to be blind to see that’s me at the minute. I really need more friends locally as i’m slightly fucked off that others just group off and i’m on my own texting my mates who are about 20 to 100 miles in the other direction. I think a piss up on my own in feltch-em is in order to obtain my requirements.
Edit: I should probably mention there are other reasons to this, but I can’t be arsed at this very second to post them as I just woke up.
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HAY GUYS
For those un-aware I have one of those moblogs (again), but not one of those poncy ones I stop posting to because it’s a farking pain in the arse to do so. Oh no, this one is run by my network so it’s easy as a 3p whore.
So if you’re interested check www.kevin.uk.cx. There isn’t any kind of rss crap either so you’ll need to manually check it every so often.
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whisky tango foxtrot
How fucking annoying i just rubbed my phone against my trousers and some how managed to make two large scratches on the screen and you can’t change the fascia for it. I may try some cd repair shit to see if that works. If not well i can either live with it or do an ebay upgrade. I swear the fucking universe hates me or something. Maybe i should go emo and blame a ladder for my woes.
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Wow
If you haven’t heard this you should.
Also if you want to link this, by all means do so, but use this link as I may move it to dropfile or something if my bandwidth goes crazy: http://www.madsquirrels.com/component/option,com_weblinks/task,view/Itemid,4/catid,18/id,29/
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Sweet Jesus
WDSU New Orleans is a gallery of horrors. And some more here.
Obviously Mr Bush isn’t that interested in domestic concerns.
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Oh My Sweet Jesus
FREE TICKETS TO Land Of The Dead!. If I get them I encounter the prospect of getting myself in to Central London, but I don’t expect to receive any tickets.
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An Open Letter to nonflood affected America
So you’re paying $6 a gallon for petrol?
Regards, The United Kingdom
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Yet again
Anything that could have gone wrong just has. Although I’m not exactly supprised.
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This isnt normal material
But in my search for a quick bit of pr0n action I came across an obserdity or pornography. Everything is pretty much work safe, there isn’t any bare anythings or crazy 54 way hot cock action as I’d rather not lose my Google AdSense account. But here it is for a laugh all the same.
(I should mention the images arn’t linked directly from the page I stole them from so your work administrators aren’t likely to see anything odd.)
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Somebody tell the Germans
It’s 60 miles an hour, not 60 kilometres when-ever-the-fuck-you-feel-like-it.
As if the road being closed was bad enough, it shortly followed with going back in to the town I came from, going through the traffic I just left only to fight my way past it to get stuck behind Germans taking their fucking time on roads you can’t overtake on.
10 miles took 60 fucking minutes.
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HUZZAH
A whole day of Dog The Bounty Hunter on Bravo +1.
Score.
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Somebody is warped
Best answerphone message EVAR.
My answer phone message is of Monty Python and the Holy Grail, the Sir Lancelot scene in Castle Anthrax where the ladies go on about spankings. Look it up on teh google.
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Ouch
Got my new three bill. It’s a horror show. Sort of.
My calls and texts are on par with what I spent on o2, it just looks worse because I don’t have any inclusive anything. £18 on texts, media messages, etc, £12 on calls, £3 on emails comes up to about what I was paying on my o2 line rental. I won’t mention how much I’ve spent on that fucking triange though, it’s still not good, but it’s about the same as a heavy month on o2. So it hasn’t gone to pot.
I’m fine about it now as I know it’s coming out of next months pay so I’m not too concerned about it, since it’s already accounted for month by month (if it were to pass £70 which is my mobile alotment each month - ie: pretend that every bill is going to be £70, when it comes under that figure it’s a bonus and ‘extra money’ - then i’ll be shitting bricks).
And this month’s lesson: No buying games, no videos (unless I’ve got a good reason to download the news) and no attachments by mobile email.
Oh and one of you has an ex-Jersey Mobile number, which costs an extra 15p to text. I have a feeling it might be , but I could be wrong.
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Ive decided
… I hate pay day, as soon as it’s in my account it’s back out and I’m back where I started the day before.
Which reminds me I’ve still got tonnes of shit to pay for, like a new set of windscreen wipers since mine are worn to the point I have to buy new ones (or not be able to see when raining), petrol during the month, food, pay into my fucking First Direct account which is still overdrawn and which should be paid off by now but isn’t because the fucking cum rags insist on charging me £30 just for having the overdraft and £37 for the account being overdrawn every month. So I’m going nowhere fast.
Ugh. Life sucks, but it sucks more on the 25th of each month.
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Gooooooogle
Anybody else on Google Talk? If so madsquirrels [at] gmail.com is me.
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Classic
Sitting here minding my own business I heard a smash like sound. I peer out my window to find the cocking postman reversed in to a skip. Moron.
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iWeb Server Strikei
I’ve sent this in to CBC Audience Relations, because I’m bored as shit.
To Whom it May Concern,
I’ve been attempting to download a few of your podcasts only to find you have labour actions against you by your web servers who refuse to allow me to download. I feel that you should replace your 404 error page with the following image [http://tinypic.com/azht8n.jpg] to elevate the frustration of your visitors seeing as just about nothing seems to be working (much like your unionised staff).
Kindest Regards,
Kevin Costelloe Englandia (Great Republic of)
I gleefully await a response (of some kind).
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572466
CBC is currently experiencing a labour disruption, which means some of the information we normally offer you is unavailable. We apologize for the inconvenience.
Uh, ok, I’m trying to get a podcast not pass the INTERNET PICKET LINE.
Btw, anybody with half decent photoshop skillz, I want images of servers with picket signs reading “01010101010111010101010” in front of this buidling for my personal amusement.
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Ho hum
If today is crap no doubt tomorrow’s 130 pages of orders will be worse.
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BA Gate Gourmet
This is becoming fucking ridiculous now. It highlights why we don’t need Unions any more. Why should BA have to bow to being blackmailed by the union to keep a third party company out of administration? How is it their problem and why should they care?
I may also be slightly biased as I was so graciously shafted by a union who over looked the fact my employer was working me at full time hours as a part-time person, I wasn’t given any holiday when I asked for it and I was still in school. And the whole point of paying them a rather large sum of my earnings was for them to support me rather than the two fingers approach.
Unions have outlived their usefulness and should be scrapped since the ring leaders seem to be fat cats now days.
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Ugh
I still hate insurance companies. I rang up direct line as I’m still stuck on this no-no claims bollocks to find out when the fuck Norwich Union will be paying them so I can start paying my proper premiums only to be told they didn’t get around to asking for the dosh until last friday. Seriously, two farking months after the garage invoiced them they finally decided to get around to it (yes I do realise that I’m not the only person claiming here, but over 60 days to pay and invoice isn’t right for an insurance company).
They expect I’ll have my 3 years no-claims back probably by next week at some point, although that’s a little late on my direct debit. But they’ve said they’ll re-credit the extra premiums I’ve paid, so I guess I win. But to be honest I’d rather have the cash in hand now rather than a discount on my final payment next june.
In other news, I need to top up my home phone since I’ve got about £1.03 call credit on it. Which is enough for about a 2 minute mobile call. And I need to eventually do some work today, but I’m not expecting too much on that side of things.
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Oops
I meant to post this ages ago: Red Bull Air Race Photos
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Fuck me
With an axe and call me Shauntifiah:
Hey
Great news, we’ve given you a free one month extension to your membership of OUTeverywhere!
This is because quickfind:goldenboy79 paid for an annual membership and quoted you as the referrer at the time of sign-up.
Thank you for referring other people to OUTeverywhere!
Soon the member website will give you a list of people who are here because of you, and for each person that buys an annual standard rate membership, you will receive another free month extension. In all other cases you’ll receive a free week extension if the person buys any other type of membership.
All the best,
Jason.
Hey
Great news, we’ve given you a free one month extension to your membership of OUTeverywhere!
This is because quickfind:timgreen paid for an annual membership and quoted you as the referrer at the time of sign-up.
Thank you for referring other people to OUTeverywhere!
Soon the member website will give you a list of people who are here because of you, and for each person that buys an annual standard rate membership, you will receive another free month extension. In all other cases you’ll receive a free week extension if the person buys any other type of membership.
All the best,
Jason.
Hey
Great news, we’ve given you a free one week extension to your membership of OUTeverywhere!
This is because quickfind:adriank paid for a membership and quoted you as the referrer at the time of sign-up.
Thank you for referring other people to OUTeverywhere! Soon the member website will give you a list of people who are here because of you.
No matter what type of membership people buy, you will receive at least a free extra week as a thank you for bringing other people to OUTeverywhere. For each person that buys a standard rate annual membership, we’ll forget the week and give you a whole month free instead!
All the best,
Jason.
My out membership now ends on 24/10/05. I’m going to have to send a message and thank these people! (and of course make google believe this is the correct address for Outintheuk.com!)
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Im boring
I’ve completely lost track of time. I’m not pure what day it is today or tomorrow or even go two days time. My life is sad.
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LEIK CHANGE OF TEH AIMZ
Anybody who uses AIM I’ve switched from M4dSquirrels to KevinCostelloe. Everything is turning in to a trend of me using my full name rather than MadSquirrels.
No idea why, but I suspect it’s because I’m just having a phase.
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Oops
I thought AOL was teh spamming since I received an email with the subject Use leikomgwtflolz on AOL for 50 Days FREE.
But it turns out I created a screen name leikomgwtflolz just to get the free @aim.com email address.
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YAY
wavinimages.co.uk - ALL TEH MEIN!!111 (No link since I’d rather not have them find my LJ & friends only).
My new task is to sort out this mess, I’ve got to go through and find all the images without codes. Personally I’m going to start on the rainwater goods and all the domestic and the civils stuff I know anything about (AquaSmell, DeepThroatLine, etc) and then dabble with the drawings of the bits. Which in truth I’m going to find an arse since I’m little on the Utilities stuff.
If you’re bored and want something to do, just go about the site and try and search for stuff like rainwater or product names (Aquacell, Roundline, Deepline, Superline, Push fit, OsmaWeld, OsmaDrain, etc) and see which comes up with the least images (since most are un-catagorised) and let me know and I’ll do TEH ADMINISTRUTENIONERISATION on it.
Btw, for TEH H4X0R5, I’ve changed my password from the default so don’t bother.
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Yum
Only a 10-11 days until I’m paid. Until then, I’m stuck eating or drinking as the case may be, corporate approved vending machine gruel.
Seriously.
I’ve got a free lunch of vending machine defined soup. Today I found the one that does chicken flavoured hot water. Swish. It’s just as nasty as the tomato flavoured ‘soup’ but with a chicken flavour! And best yet I have have 4 full servings a day!
I need a higher paying job, or at least a client base.
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WTF of teh week
Silly thing of the week: we were asked to get this for a customer “who was prepared to spend a large sum”. The cost of this bit go the shops is…. 56p. I think somebody was taking the piss to get a free bit.
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Im bored
So bored I decided to internet stalk Eugene. A simple Google search of Eugene Sully brings up enough entertainment for about an hour.
God I’m bored.
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Look at my orifice
I’ve created a new office space, minus one monitor.
Neat desk area, with old skool fixed phone.
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Would somebody be so kind
… to tell me what the fuck I was thinking?
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Im a psychic
Кевин says: (21:04:31) …. I should mention it’s euros in that time. Since Tony Blair signed us up in 2010 to the euro everybody else thought ‘hey lets go euro’. America was the only one who didn’t and now they’re poor. HA
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All entries have been counted
For the great name that IP address compo.
And the winner of our grand prize of absolutely nothing (except having their chosen name forever burned in to cyberspace) is……..
I would like to have the IP address 82.103.129.239 have a host name of ‘spanishfly.msol.dk’ the associating A records have been setup under msol.dk.
Thank you in advance -Kevin
Yes that’s you !
I’ve still got another four remaining IP addresses on Grimnir that maybe used at some point. So if you haven’t won you still have a chance to get this wonderful intarwab love.
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20 minutes before my telephone interview. Now it’s starting to make me nervous.
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Always when you least need it
My home phone has developed an annoying problem on the day of my telephone interview. It connects, then hangs up leaving the third party on silence. So I’ve rang in to Vodafone giving them David’s number, which also has problems and no doubt will decided to bite me in the arse later today.
So once I get back from Swindon I’ll be outside with the telewest box making sure it’s dry as fuck and covering it with a carrier bag until my important phone call is done. I’ve also got to find a fixed wired phone to put on the end of the line in case the DECT phone goes potty (which no doubt at this rate it will).
But this is assuming that the chap from Vodafone recruitment will be able to pass along my new number before the interview call.
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Good news
Your O2 bill for 03/08/05 is ready for you to view online. The balance on your account shows that you do not owe us any money. You need take no further action.
It’s nice o2 couldn’t be arsed to bill me for the remaining few days.
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In more upbeat news
…. I’ve found an IT Support Assistant job in Melksham which I’ve got the recruiting agency to put my CV in, I’ve got a telephone interview on Thursday afternoon with Vodafone for a customer services job (Trowbridge) and again on Thursday I’m off in to Swindon for a screening interview thing with an agency recruiting for a customer services job in Swindon (obviously).
I’ve got good hopes for the IT Assistant (for obvious reasons) and the Vodafone job (as if they didn’t think I was worth their time they wouldn’t have taken me to the interview stage). As for the Swindon job, no real feelings on it until I gain more information than the blerb on the reed site.
See the universe makes my morning hell to deliver happyness and joy, but you’d think it just throw on the happy good stuff without the pre-joy badness.
edit: From my teh spalling it appears I look like I’ve got dyslexia. I’m pretty sure it’s just lazy rather than corn.
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I can’t be fucked with fucking banks. They won’t refund it “because we’re in the right” right my fucking ass. The chap on the phone wasn’t exactly convincing me that Saturday isn’t a business day, especially when they proccess transactions on saturdays (seriously, deposit cash in a branch on a saturday and see when it clears). I’ve managed to get £10 for four of my xbox games which would have got me much more if I were to sell them on ebay, but time is against me. I’ve also got some cash which I was saving for petrol for the rest of the month, but I’m ebaying things again so I’ll get it back eventually.
I’m still a bit short after everything, which leaves me in a position of either taking out the rest of the money in my bank account so when it does go boom I still have money (rather than the bank sucking it) and repay it later, or I manage to get the remaining in today. Which knowing my luck won’t happen.
In other news, not to sound like a me want pitty post, but I lost it on my way to work and started to cry in a traffic queue. Classic.
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More banks
It appears NatWest has pulled another fast one and charged me a ‘card misuse fee’ (on a solo again) I shall gleefully get this money back this time. Last time they claimed because the card transaction was made at 5:02pm that I was in the wrong. But this time, oh this time I shall get my money back from the thieving cunts (or else how do they expect me to be able to pay for my car insurance if they keep on stealing from me).
On class. I just transfered in my remaining money (for my insurance) I need to make £40 by noon. Fucking nice.
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Do us a favour
If you’re on Vodafone 3G or any other 3G service than Three try video calling 07782 644226. It’s not a voice number so voice calls won’t work, in fact, I’m not even sure it’s a video number (which is why I’m soliciting for help).
I’ll let it ring out to videomail (if it works).
Many thanks.
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Hm
For all those who are interested my porting is occuring today, so my number is a bit dodgy today (ie if you ring me you get the O2 woman saying “TEH NUMBAR IS TEH NAT RAKONISED PLZ KALL 100 KBI”).
So don’t bother texting or calling as I’m likely not to receive anything until I’m back on my old number some point this evening. —–( Disclaimer )—–
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OUT can fuck off
Hello
I’m sending you this polite reminder that we’re introducing new service restrictions for Non-Members from Monday 1 August 2005. I hope you’ve had a chance to read the new information - if not, go to the ‘OUT’ menu and click Membership and Terms.
Remember that all of the services available to you are financed from membership fees alone so I hope you will take this opportunity to show your support by clicking quickfind:membership
Some of the restrictions apply to face shots and profiles and others will mean that we can no longer offer so many resources to Non-Members. Here are some examples:
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from Monday your face shot and full profile will not be shown to other Non-Members: only Members will see your face shot and all parts of your profile.
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from Monday you will not be able to contact other Non-Members: only Members will be able to send everyone on OUT personal messages.
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from Monday we’ll be restricting photo uploads to 5 for Non-Members: any extras that you already have will be removed shortly. Members will enjoy an increased amount of space for photos.
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from Monday we’ll be restricting message storage to 28 days maximum and 1 folder: any older ones that you already have will be removed shortly. Members enjoy unlimited message storage across multiple folders.
We will not restrict interaction between Members and Non-Members, so when you become a member everyone will see your face shot and profile and you will see all the face shots and profiles of everyone - you will enjoy unlimited interaction with both Non-Members and Members provided you become a Member too.
Click on quickfind:membership to join now. In addition to our normal payment methods we now accept payment by Paypal too! If you have any questions at all about membership or how to renew, please do get in touch with me.
Kind regards Lizzie.
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Little bit of fun
I was just doing my SPF record for MadSquirrels.com and noticed my (secondary) ip address for my site was still the default easyspeedy one.
thjorska orignally picked the server name (Grimnir) now you get to pick the reverse dns name for madsquirrels.com. I’m not too fussed on length, but use some common sense as supercalafragiliousespeyaladocious.msol.dk is just stupid. The name will also be under msol.dk rather than madsquirrels.com.
Go on, put your idea forward. The winner will be announced, soon (or something).
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Not having that
I’m going to make a complaint to NatWest’s banking ombudsman.
First the direct line direct debit was sent back with “Account Closed” and now, I find that the AA have sent me a credit default letter. No seriously, a fucking default letter, because NatWest cancelled the direct debit on the 8th, didn’t inform me or the AA and when it came time to pay this month’s installment they bounced it back because the direct debit was cancelled (it didn’t even go in to my funds filled account).
I’m extremely narked now, absofuckingloutley fucked off with them. I will also include some kind of letter demanding money, because if I were to pull this shit on them no doubt they’d concoct a charge for it.
The AA are now fine and await the direct debit being re-instated and won’t be taking me to court or demanding a lump sum. If it had gone the other way I’d be out tonight with a jerry can of petrol and some petrol soaked rags visiting all the NatWest branches in my area.
Fucking cunting banks.
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Hooray
Since I’m bored, I sent a photo by email from my phone and checked the headers (yes I am that bored). It was quite nice to see the three give out your number in their headers:
Received: from 10.70.38.111 ([10.70.38.111]) by bmummr2mt13.um.three.co.uk (MOS 3.5.5-GR) with ESMTP id AKU04395 (AUTH 4477XXXXXXXX); Wed, 27 Jul 2005 11:36:11 +0100 (BST)
(Where 4477XXXXXXXX = my full number)
Also picked up my phone from the post office and I gleefully await this weekend’s number porting.
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Two long days
And it seems B3ta is still borked. DOES ANYBODY KNOW WHY? I DEMAND EXPLAINATION!
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Big Brother is annoying
… and I’ll never post anything about it again (unless I get bored) but this is fucking class.
Is that Mr. Hoppeykins in the boiling water?
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LEIK OH NOES
It looks like BBC management are looking to get TOTP axed. It’s just a feeling I have seeing the new presenter combination of Ferne Cotton and Jeremy Clarkson.
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My Sunday
I decided rather than motor off to Sainsbury’s or Tesco (or even ASDA 30 miles away), I would go to Aldi. I pulled fifty notes out of the cash point and made that my bugdet. I expected to get a fair bit since their prices are much better than the big names and I’m not fussy with that branding business.
But I didn’t expect to get a boot full of stuff! I bought loads of part baked baguettes for my lunches, a few pots of sandwich filler, crisps for a month, cheapo cola and a few frozen bits and cooked meats as well as the usual tinned goodness of curries, etc.
I’m most impressed, that would have been about 100ish notes from the other places.
Other than that I’ve got to bake my baguette for tomorrow and make my packed lunch.
I’ve also found out what happened with my insurance payment this month, for some reason, which is beyond anybody at NatWest, they cancelled Direct Line’s direct debit (without my authorisation) and instead of returning it with ‘Direct Debit Cancelled’ or similar, they noted down ‘Account Closed’.
I really should have demanded some kind of compensation for such and outragous act (have you ever tried to explain to an insurance company to trust you that your account is open when your bank is saying otherwise?) but I couldn’t be arsed.
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Mobile Update
To make this quick and painless I shall post this here.
I’m probably going to flog my nokia on ebay some point this week, so I’m clearing off all the numbers and such from the phone and I’ve diverted calls to my temporary three number until it’s ported.
I won’t be able to receive texts on 07734653887 until the port has been completed (because I won’t have a phone for my o2 sim) so all this week starting now, I’m on 07782 261596. On the 31st don’t text this number as the phone will be off and the number will be disconnected by the time I use it again. On Monday after 5pm I’ll be back on 07734653887. If that makes any sense.
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Shit
That chap the coppers loaded 5 shots in to when he was pinned down on the floor on the underground turned out not to be part of the inquiry. They were suspicious of his actions and what he was wearing, but he was innocent and now it’s being investigated and a complaint has been made to the police complaints commission.
Scary business.
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Sucess
As of 1 Aug at 4pm I am no longer an O2 customer. I will be without mobile on July 30th til 4pm the following day, my number of course remains the same. I shall also pull out my video number for non-3 customers to teh video.
Which also reminds me SASSEY WE MUST MAK TEH VIDEO CALLZ COS TEH R8 IZ 20p TEH MINUTEZ!!!111
I found it most amusing when the woman at cancelations tried to offer me a better deal. I responded “There isn’t any way you can beat this, it’s got 0 line rental.” she said “there has to be a catch” I said “When they first started I got this tariff where I only pay for what I use, and since I don’t use many telephone minutes any more I can’t see this being much of an issue.” she quickly dropped the “PLZ STAY” line.
Mwahaha.
Now I await delivery of my E1000. God bless eBay.
I should also mention, the other upside to this contract is there isn’t an upgrade scheme, so I can pretty much ebay any 3 phone I wish at any given time and it also means I’m not tied in to a 12 month period, which is fantastic!
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Mobiletastic
I have finally decided to switch networks. I’ve ebayed a new 3 phone and my o2 contract has finally expired allowing me to obtain a PAC number. So now all I need to do is arrange the PAC through o2 on monday, get the business done with three then wait for everything to come together.
Also, since I’m using my old 3toGo tariff I’ll have £Nil line rental and also nil freebies, but I might do some add-ons later if required. So that will free up some funds over the month, el colio. Plus my call rates will be much better on three too.
Here is another 3 bonus too….
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WTF 2
I made this post earlier if you’re on my friends list you’ll be able to see the password on my next post.
I’m thinking of shopping her to the management but obviously advice is sought.
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Guilfest 05
Have some photos I took from Guilfest last night.
Since I was at Stage 2 it looks a bit sparse, but stage 1 was packed and there was tonnes of traders, including Cannabis Cannabis and Herbal Highs, nice.
AND
Since I was on the A303 I took this moment to get a photo of Stonehenge at speed.
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Just before I pop off
here is an image of Harvey biting me in a lovely playful way.
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GET OF MY LICENCE FEE PAID TELEVISUAL BOX
Why the fuck did I just see another fucking ringtone on TOTP?
Haven’t they some fucking editorial policy that should prevent us from seeing another fucking advert for a shit expensive fucking ring fucking tone on the BB fucking C? Regardless if it passes it’s self off as a legiti-fucking-mate “song” or not?
If this continues I’ll be burning my licence at Telly Centre (or sending dead frogs to Jamster, hey maybe even burning dead frogs at the BBC and posting them from London to Jamster!)
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And I wasnt even trying
Last monday I found my self rather fucked off with this place, so I did what any good employee would do. I spent the entire morning on the Reed website seeking a new job with better pay (I’m sick of being paid less than one of our factory mongs for doing a more skilled job) [Minimum factory pay here: £7/ph, my hourly wage £6.50].
I was about to waste my afternoon away doing a similar task as that of Monday, but instead I check my job seekers Gmail (with a more professional email address than my personal one) and find this:
Dear Mr Welford-Costelloe
I have identified the following position that I believe may be of interest to you:
Customer Service Advisor, BATH, up to £13250 pa
Our blue chip client who is committed to giving all our customers excellent standards of service by providing high quality service is currently recruiting a Customer Service Advisor to join their friendly call centre team.
Working alone, but as part of a team you will be giving excellent customer service at the highest possible level. Working in a warm and friendly environment in superb surroundings you will be required to complete the following tasks:
Deal with Customer Enquiries, complaints promptly and accurately. Be aware of the scope of your accountability and authority. Effectively Liase with other departments. Understand policies and procedures.
The right candidate will have:
Excellent communication skills At least 1yrs experience in Customer Service IT skills in Excel and Outlook applications Integrity and trust The ability to work alone or in a team
Flexibility in work shift patterns is required
In return you will be given a competitive salary and benefits package.
If you are interested in this position could you please call me on 01225 XXXXXX.
I look forward to hearing from you in the near future,
Yours sincerely
Dawn Smith Reed Consultant
If this vacancy does not meet your job search criteria please accept our sincere apologies. To prevent receiving these emails in future, please visit www.reed.co.uk, log in to your account and add further information to your profile, which will aid us in our search to find you jobs that meet your requirements. If you are no longer looking for work, please amend your job search status in your snapshot.
Hooray! Easy! It appears this is a Wessex Water job, so it can’t be too bad then.
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WTF
I have received what can only be described as ‘fucking bizzare’ through the post today. According to Direct Line when attempting to take my payment my bank notified them that “the account is closed”.
But seeing as I’ve taken funds from my account recently and had a few other successful direct debits I’m quite perplexed on why exactly they’ve said my account is “closed”.
Oh well. I’ve been on hold for about 15 minutes, so I’ll send a letter (with the direct debit form filled in (aagain)) on Monday.
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A KODAK Mobile album from Kevin Kodak Mobile Test
You’re invited to view these photos at KODAK Mobile! Just click on the View Photos button below to get started!
If you’d like to add comments or save these shared pictures for easy future viewing, just sign in or create a new account.
Enjoy!
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LEIK TARRER IN TEH LONDONES
Today was an awful thing to happen, 30ish (at my last listenings to the radio) dead is too many over nothing. However, London in it’s usual way has remained calm thus defeating the terrorists in one swift blow (for those unaware it might have something to do with that whole IRA business, you know, the ones you [Americans] funded so graciously).
But it appears the Americans are getting paranoid for us.
Bless.
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Just to let you know the insurance company has terminated your hire car Please return it
PRINCESS BERTHA IS TEH HOME!!!111
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Decisions Decisions
I have a dilemma.
MadSquirrels.com has been shutdown since mid June because the hosting provider was shit-tastic. My choice is I either bring it back up, or I somewhat shut it down. By that I mean pointing it to www.msol.dk/blog/ (or something like that) and just customise my LJ in to the MSOL style.
I could bring it up in about 5 hours if I really tried (and stopped drifting off in to porn paradise) but the effort to maintain it and keep it fresh is a bit much at times. Hmm.
On one point I want to close it because I can’t be fucked with it, but on another I can’t stop whoring myself online. LEIK I NEED TEH AD-V-EYE-CEE. Or something.
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Suggesterisations
The new MSOL.dk webpage.
Currently a work in progress. TEH BUD SPALLINGZ & TEH GRAMMER WALL B FICKSED.
Other than that, yay or nay?
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Blork
The Toyota has just cost me another £10 in fuel. I’ve rang up the claims department and said “I’ve spent £20 on this thing, £10 would have lasted me a week in my car, I don’t mind going half or even just the difference, but obviously I’m spending more than I normally would.”
They said to submit my receipts (although I’ve only got the one for today) with an explaination why. And they’ll decide (and likely say no). But it’s worth a shot, I can’t really afford to be topping this up every so often, especially since I may or may not still have it over the weekend.
And if I don’t have it over the weekend I’ve lost out on £10 but I’ll try and suckle that back from enterprise.
And I do realise I sound extremely petty.
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Geektastic
YAYSKI!
It used to be e103-128-94s.easyspeedy.com, now it isn’t.
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sigh
sshd: Authentication Failures: unknown (221.148.206.62): 156 Time(s) root (221.148.206.62): 40 Time(s) ftp (221.148.206.62): 15 Time(s) news (221.148.206.62): 10 Time(s) mysql (221.148.206.62): 1 Time(s) Invalid Users: Unknown Account: 156 Time(s)
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OMGWTF
All mine! MWAHAHAHA (until such time my repairs are complete).
I had to put down 50 notes to it, to pay for petrol and shit. Most unamused about that as nobody told me until about 20 minutes before I got the car, so I arranged the cash and we’re sorted.
Except the new problem is they return it by cheque and post it. It needs to clear in by the 5th as that was next month’s insurance money (SAD FACE).
Speaking of insurance, nobody is aware of anything at all. The hire car is susposed to go on my policy, but I can’t drive 3rd party cars. I ring Direct Line up, they want the car details to put against my policy. However, Enterprise seem confident that it just replaces my other car. ok. I shall be ringing direct line up now.
In other news, I had to pay £10 for petrol in to the hire car. I failed to obtain a receipt (durr), so I’ll just demand a £5 back if I don’t end up using it all before I send it back.
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a hrefhttpwwwxfyrecomswlj2mehtmlLJ2MEa Spang
Waiting at the garage for my hire car. Hooray. I may also be teh l8 for work, no matter, i left a message.
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Grimnir Lives
HURRAH!
Grimnir is a fully functional orphan child powered server machine!
cPanel was rather easy to install on Fedora 3, it seems to do everything for you which is TEH ACE.
At the minute I seem to be having a problem with FTP though, the ports are allowed through (tcp:21) but oddly enough when it tries to get the folder list it doesn’t work at all, which is a bit of a pain.
Also if one or two people wouldn’t mind 50mb web space, 1 extra ftp account (when they work), 5 pop/imap accounts, 1 mysql database, 5 subdomains, 500mb bandwidth/month and if you don’t have a domain of your own I’ll give you a .uk.cx subdomain, all on the FOC (free of charge) comment on this entry.
Obviously I’ll only accept trust worthy souls. Also I haven’t figured out the dns system yet, it’s baffling the fuck out of me (then again my 3am I was dribbling so it wasn’t that hard to confuse me) so you’ll need to add your own MX & A/CNAME records to your domain. If you don’t know how to do that, I’ll add your domain to my MyDomain.com account (forwading account, you’ll still own the domain) and sort it out for you until such time as I get the proper dns services to work, then I’ll ask you to move them over to the msol dns servers.
T&Cs will be given to you you if you’re selected for my “PLZ HALP KEVIN MAK TEH WAB HUST” programme. And also before you say “BUT YOU SAID FTP IS FUXX0RED HOW UPLAOD?” I have this to say, cPanel has an online file manager, so you can do it by the power of your web browser!
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Update
I’ve resorted to installing Fedora 3, I need to (somehow) install Apache, MySQL and PHP and possibly a mail server of some kind.
Failing that, it’s SuSE LAMP 8.2.
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554763
Grimnir has been fulled with Suse 9.1 LAMP goodness, but I’m not exactly sure if I might re-install the OS as I’m going to give cPanel a go but I might just get farked off with it if it’s a whore to install, then I might consider Webmin failing that it’s all manual editing from there bitches.
If I do get cPanel running I will feel the need to claw back some of the licence dollar, so for those who are interested (and if it works and shit) I’m willing to offer £1/month (with crazy limits) hosting to friends (and possbily friends of friends) but no fixed yay or nay if that’ll happen.
After Grimnir is fully set-up Plunder.it will be my first task to bring back up, shortly followed by MadSquirrels.com, etc, etc whatever.
More news later.
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Hooray
The car is sorted now. All the details are being arranged as I type. Soon I’ll be able to make right hand turns without cringing and gritting my teeth. Huzzah!
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Sloooooooooow
I’m on the phone with direct line in regards to my last call to them, I enquired on to the status and was told “we tried to call them same day, but our systems were down”.
I seem to have that effect on companies. When I ring O2, their systems are down. When I go in to the Chippenham branch the ISDN lines are shagged and all transactions are done manually (even the cash points outside don’t work!).
Is the universe trying to tell me I should be come a hermit and live in a cave (hey I could even wear nothing but a loin cloth! [kinky]).
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a hrefhttpwwwxfyrecomswlj2mehtmlLJ2MEa Oh noes
Well if Jonfish hasn’t mentioned it, my useless hosting company has become total shite. So i shall be investing in a Danish server from easyspeedy.com. Can’t say no to £35 a month.
Also, my car is getting desperate now. Something is very wrong but i can’t place my finger on it. So a “what the hell are you lot up to” call is in order on monday. Also i need to pay my road tax this month, i might to 6 months rather than 12 this year, just to allow some freedom in my bank account.
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a hrefhttpwwwxfyrecomswlj2mehtmlLJ2MEa Testing
La la la la la. Shall explain more later
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Leik omg
I had the funniest thing ever. But i forgot what it was (sad face). Also anybody on o2 uk having problems with the @o2.co.uk pop account on their phone?
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MiniUpdate
1: Rang the man about my car, he’s coming by again this evening (as I missed him yesterday evening) with the insurance details.
2: Tried to argue the £35 “card misuse” charge, I failed. Next step issue a £50 “processing time misuse” charge to NatWest, if they don’t pay, then I’ll take them to court and CCJ them to infinity.
3: Bored. And I need to go to Morrisons for lunch, but I also need to take the way that I can make left turns, rather than right turns (my reasoning is obvious).
4: Somebody broke down on the A350 this morning. Supprisingly the police didn’t show to direct traffic and decided it was best to let people handle it themselves, causing queues for 5 miles. One bike cop did drive by at one point and indicated for everybody to stay left just because he could.
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OMGWTF
At Crapsticks (Gatwick), managed to sucessfully drive davids car (with some peril i must add) and parked it up rather close to a fuck off huge Death Rover. My amusement shall be their attempt to exit the space. TAKE THAT CLOSEY LINE PARKING FEIND!
Other than that Ive lost a pound in one of those non-BT internet phones. Im most upset (and i cant find the aspostrophy(?) key).
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Fucking NatWest
I like how banks can justify changing time and space to allow you to be shafted right up the arse.
For example, I had money on the 31st of May, I spent it on the 31st of May. I then had bank charges on the 1st of June. But they put it down as 31st of May, which then put my account in to arrears on the 31st of May, even though we’re in June (are you following), then they charged me a “card misuse fee” which is quite interesting considering I’ve got a Solo which quite promptly takes funds out of my account same day.
I call them. They justify it by explaining that although I had money, I didn’t because they had these charges on the 31st, which showed up on my account on the 1st and that the card transaction I made was actually processed on the 1st, although it was really made on the 31st and taken same day.
Whatever. So now not only am I £35 out of pocket, but I’ve been charged £37 (Poss £70) for going ‘overdrawn’ and now bouncing my car insurance, because they’ve charged me the £35 card misuse.
So it looks like I’ll need to pull £600+ out of my ass next month when my car insurance is up for renewal as Direct Line is 150% likely not to allow me to pay monthly as I’ve bounced 3+ direct debits.
Great. TIME TO MAKE THE SUICIDE.
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Its been a long weekend
Suitable for a papial icon. I’ve returned from my 200-ish (+) mile round trip from Gatwick, 5 hours of non-stop driving action, over four motorways too (M4, M23, M25 & M3). I only ended up going back on the M4 because I took the wrong exit off the M3 (oops).
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The Lesbian Feminist Movement has stopped by for tea
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OMG SO NOT H4RDCORE
I’ve come to love the wonderful delights of AllofMp3.com, not because it’s cheap as chips, nay, it’s because I like Russian music, not just any kind, just some of it.
I particularly enjoy Под запретом (Sky), it’s quite the song, but I expected a little more from the video than what it actually is (you can view the video here - it’s at the bottom of video as “Под запретом”).
Not exactly sure what I expected, but if you turn up the volume to TEH MAXE and listen you’d probably expect more too.
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Two Things
Shh! I know I said I wouldn’t post here, but I am, just quickly too.
First of all, if you want to receive the email version of MadSquirrels.com (published every Sunday) please visit MadSquirrels.com and join the mailing list. You’ll be emailed on Sunday, at some point, with the weeks posts.
Secondly, like everybody on LJ I’ve pre-registered with GreenZap, if you haven’t please feel free to use my promo code (so I can make some dosh). Just click the link below and (if nessarry) use the promo code ‘madsquirrels’. GreenZap.com.
Now resume watching the madsquirrel_rss feed.
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Notificationerisation of the noting kind
I’m getting bored of running multiple journals, one here and one being madsquirrels.com. I know I’ve said this before and followed it up 5 minutes later with a post probably titled OMGWTFLOLZ.
But this time I shant, as I’ve got the tupping rss feed to display the full article from MadSquirrels.com, which is a bonus.
So if you want to keep up with my ramblings add madsquirrel_rss. I’ll of course still need you to keep this account friended as I’ll still be reading LJs and commenting and I’ll even flame a few times too.
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IGNORE ME
Outintheuk
Sorry, I need various bots to crawl this page and use this link for out (again).
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549395
“Borrowed” from :
Ever wanted to see something about my life? I have a digital camera, so REQUEST A PICTURE. You can request anything you want–a picture of something in the house, in my life, at my school place of business (if I can do it un-noticed), in my neighbourhood, ANYTHING. I will snap a new photo and posterise it for your fwapping pleasure.
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Happy fluffy time
The dogs enjoyed their day out yesterday, view the photographerisations of this activity.
BEST. PHOTO. EVAR.
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LOLZ OF TEH DAYE
Woman demands police attend burger incident, police don’t. Comedy gold ensues.
TWOCed from who TWOCed it from .
If you are going to link to it via my web server please be nice and use this link, so all downloads can be recoreded and if required stopped for the safety of my bandwidth: http://www.madsquirrels.com/downloads/?id=911_tape
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Uh ok
This is why technology is so WONDERFUL:
My bank card is shagged again, which means I’m limited to making cash withdrawls at the bank, the bank is open until 1 today, the bank is 10 miles away, I need money for petrol, my car has enough to probably drive 5 miles. No money for me until Tuesday.
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BREAKING NEWS
LESBIANS TASTE GREAT WITH A SIDE OF PICKLE.
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548109
I’m not too sure what to think of this. The woman is said to be in a ‘vegitative state’ but the news stories I’ve read aren’t very descriptive with that term. I shall refrain from comment untill I get a better idea of her condition, but it’s starting to look like the American government is becoming a Bush family corporation and being run on their values, rather than the values of everybody who lives in it.
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Religion WTF
Imax ‘shuns films on evolution’.
TWOCed from .
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Looking for ideas
Anybody have good photos or content ideas for the Elizabeth Duke Argos Jewellery Massive?
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Shag
This is going to take longer than I thought. You see the Mambo on MadSquirrels 1 has shagged the data so I can’t open up certain items and rip the HTML directly, so now I’ve got to parse the data from the poxy database and repaste it. This is a stupidly long process.
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Spring Clean
I’m cleaning MadSquirrels.com, hooray!
What I’ve done is created a new database and a mirror site of the orignal, however, this new database contains no data, therefore I must insert every item by hand, which as long winded as it sounds (and yes I know I can just export the sql file from the old and import it to the new) it is a very good thing as I can edit swearing and allow google adsense to LOVE me HARD.
I’m also re-writing all my start up errors, such as creating sections for static pages (when you can type them up manually on the menu interface).
If you have an account on MadSquirrels.com it will cease to be, so you’ll need to re-register.
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Memetastic
If the dead rise I’m sure you’d rather stick with me and Jonfish, and btw, cocky know it all shits who slow down the group will be used to delay they hordes of the undead (read: Sainsbury’s Zombie Chow™).
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OMG DRAMA11
I feel like I’m so going to shoot someone! roferg69 told me that told that I got caught backstabbing . Yeah right! And yeah. You might guess I don’t give a flying f*** what they think anymore. I’m over that.
Hey and know what? I am so going to kick out of the house. They keep on stealing my Doritos!
This entry automatically generated by the LJ Drama Generator!
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Paranoia
Sinn Fein makes a threat, well, not quite, it’s a warning, yeah, a warning, but not a threat NO, NEVER.
I may be paranoid, but I’m going to stop fearing the brown people terrorists and resume my fear of the white people of Irelandiastan terrorists, as obviously making Gerry Adams look like a tit in front of just about everybody is likely to bring back all those glorious knee cappings and such.
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WHATS SO WRONG WITH COMMUNISM
Communism isn’t a bad thing, in theory it’s a good thing where everybody is taken care of in a nice way. Although some people really fucked it up by going on killing sprees and oppressing the people, but hey, that’s going on in The World’s Greatest Democracy™ right now, so it’s quite logical to say any system we adopt we’ll just fuck it up, because we’re human.
Humans are bastards, quite like the chimpanzee who has been known to kill each other just for the sake of it, but then again we’re nothing like chimps, but only if you believe the Bush Education Policy of “IF IT AINT IN THE BIBLE IT’S LIES”.
Seriously, think about it, when is the last time you saw a rabbit for instance set up an opressive regime on the Yorkshire moors and attack the rabbits of, er, Shropshire. You haven’t, because they’re not cunting humans. Seriously, just because we can walk up right and say shit in one of the many languages that this wonderful Earth place has, doesn’t mean we’re really that important, think of it, have you ever seen a cat form of Jade Goodie, didn’t think so.
Further to my arguement we’re worse than sheep, why you may ask, because sheep generally have a bit more sense to follow some loonatic with a crazy ‘tash and slaughter off, er, cows because it blames the decline in the, er, grass growth. Or something.
Anyways, the entire point of this post is to say, as a species we’re a waste of fucking time and I shall rejoice when our new Alien overloards enslave us (on the condition that I can join them in enslaving the rest of you bastards).
Also, considering that the American government is so paranoid about everything, I think I’ll enjoy my trip to Cuba and the torture and interrogation over “WHY ARE YOU HELPING ET” and “FROM WHAT PLANET ARE THEY ATTACKING?”.
Happy Earth Day bitches, keep on driving your Hummers like you do now and soon it shall be your last!
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Today I shall
- Sponge Bathe Bertha (read: Go to the car wash).
- Go to Tescos and spend my £6.50 in vouchers (which I’ll never end up using otherwise).
- Do varied things.
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Stupid fucking creature
Harvey almost glassed me a minute ago, I was sitting with him on the setti he hears David come in and quickly gets up, while I’m trying to drink. Instead of getting off the setti then running through the door, he takes the quickest route possible, the one under my arm, as his body goes past his fat arse raises as he jumps off and WHACK I get a mouth full of glass.
My upper lip on the left is starting to swell up like a fucking red balloon. Bastard.
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Ring ring
You’re wrong because my jumbo saussage fingers can’t dial properly.
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Pox upon you
Poxy OUT is showing me orange screens and demanding I pay. Bastards, my liceence expires today, I should at least have another 6 hours of licence left!
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Oopski
It seems I have forgot the golden rule of car ownership, you know, the one that requires you to fill up with this magical “petrol” stuff.
I’m down to almost red line now and the petrol forecourts are on the other side of town, you know, right at the end of all the traffic chaos due to constant road works. This shall be an interesting drive I think.
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Shh
IT’S TIME FOR CHOCOLATE.
Seriously it is. Cadbury don’t realise what a grip on everyday life they hold, without chocolate we’d all be DEPRESSED, but on the other hand we wouldn’t be fat and satisfied from chocolate sex-type things. Shame really, I’d rather be depressed, thin and shagging the day away.
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Sporks of DOOM
Going to leave work at some point in the next, er, 30 minutes. I can’t be bothered with the iritating queues today.
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Shit
The Amtrad that is vital for voicemail on the VoIP line (read: my home line) has offically fobbed me off because it hasn’t been able to connect back to Amstrad for the past, er, 3 months now. Fuckers.
Now I’ve got to take it to a fixed line and re-register the bastard thing. I thought when you bought something out of a shop it wasn’t nessarry to let it constantly ring premium rate numbers when all I require from it is the built-in answerphone with auto disconnect (because the VoIP adapter has no concept of call termination).
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A message from our insect leaders
thjorska writes:
Also, please inform your friends list that it is Clown Day.
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An Open Letter
Dear Internet,
I’m most satisfied with your vast amount of filth, but please stop sending all the “60for21forHRNY_SEX” pervs, I shant be sleeping with anybody old enough to be my grandparent.
Futher more, halt anybody past the age of my father as I know that’s your next step.
Regards, Keviquah LaTrice Shareefah Jackson THA TERD.
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Update
The next Beginners Russian starts in September, REMIND ME PLZ.
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FUCKING BITCH
This eBay CUNT has just taken £4 out of my pocket. I’m ANGRY NOW.
I can’t withdrawl the money from PayPal as it’s “under £6” so I’ve essentially lost 100% of this sale as I needed this in cash not paypal money. So I’m going to leave negitive feedback as “Did not pay by proper method. Cost me more than amount paid. Had to complete sale, against better judgement.”
edit: I’ve changed the receive settings on this account to force the payee to this email address to the following page: www2.madsquirrels.com/nopayment…
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UGH
A total payment of £5.70 inclusive of postage has been paid via paypayl. I hope that this is correct. Thank you.
NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! YOU IDIOT! PAYPAL IS NOT ACCEPTABLE FOR THE 10TH FUCKING TIME NO!
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WHY
God I swear people can’t follow instruction. Please tell me where it says “I ACCEPT PAYPAL AT THIS EMAIL ADDRESS” on this page.
What? You can’t!
Seriously, I’ve emailed this person twice today about it and nothing back. I’m growing annoyed now and I’m not paying fucking £2 in paypal fees as well as having to open another paypal account as they’ve sent it to the wrong email address too!
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Righto
I’m going to do this. Obviously I have to find out when the next session is starting.
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zombies
I’m having very vivid zombie dreams again, It’s been a number of days in a row now and It’s beyond odd now. Either my brain is trying to tell me something or It’s a higher being trying to warn me of the end of civilisation. however, it could also mean i’m going mad. either or i think I’ll be able to make a series of zombie films before we all die or i get sectioned.
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540960
HI!!! THIS IS THE AUCTION FOR MY BEAUTIFUL FIAT CINQUECENTO SPORTING.IF YOUR A FERRARI FAN BUT CAN,T AFFORD ONE,THIS IS THE NEXT BEST THING!!!
Oh. My. Sweet. Jesus.
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OMGLOL NO111212112213712275477834
Hm, people have unfriended me recently, although not something to care much about, it shows that I have a disturbing trend in to whiney and moaningness. Which is shitastic.
I think it’s time I spend less time moaning how much my life sucks and just get on with doing the crazy that I do do #do, do do do#.
It is decided, I shall lighten up and do cool things like, pet kittens, over throw the monarchy and kill many people in an uprising on one of the many small islands I’ve had plans to invade for years.
Failing that I’ll sample the night life in Melksham.
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WHOOP WHOOP
So anyways, last night and the police. Well after going out with David to see Neil & Amy, David realised he needed a calculator for this course he’s on today. Now instead of buying one at the shop in the morning he insisted on grabbing one from work.
I was asleep in the passengers seat as I was a passenger, David parked up in the company car park and went in. Within seconds I hear a thud and ignored it as I’m almost asleep, then I open my eyes and see two police hovering around the car, one of them is running the number plate and the other wants words with me.
So the officer with me is getting my details and asking me questions like “what are you here for” etc etc, appearently this is because there were some break ins on the estate, but I couldn’t give a toss.
In the end they found that of course nothing was wrong and that we had a reason to be there, mind, they haven’t spoke to David as he was still in the building.
So they get a call to bugger off somewhere else and say “We’ve got a call, just tell your mate to get a rear number plate” to which I respond “there is a rear number plate.” I pop out of the car and wipe the dirt off the back, voila, sorted.
THE END.
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I havent had a cunt drinkstable
I was annoyingly woken up by the local police, more on this story later, well tomorrow after I sleep.
And no, I’m not in the nick, so anybody planning a jail break is in for a not so amusing supprise.
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Satelite Images Unite this Planet or Something
Recently I’ve been watching these programmes on TET which is based in Ukrane-istan, I’ve even been witness to the second programme on the left, with the short man and psycho killer woman with the afro.
If anybody speaks not english I’d be most humble to know about what I’m watching as I hate to admit watching it only to find it’s “Communist Music Hour, KILL THE WEST!” as that could give the Americans the basis for my arrest and torture, seeing as it doesn’t take much these days.
Also there was an interesting programme on Moscow Open World about Hitler, but not being able to speak Russian only left me with the option of laughing at the short bloke with the stupid tash.
Also I’ve made £14 today of TEH EBAY!
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ADV More Whoring
Aunt Martha’s Old Online Shoppe opens in it’s new location!
And more eBay stuff!
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O2 OMGLOZWTF DURR
I’ve just got an email from O2:
OMG LEIK U R NO PAYING!!111 WE RESTRIKT U R SRVCE COS LEIK OMG YAY!
I’m annoyed now. It would have been a different situation if they had actually attempted to take payment and it failed, but they haven’t.
The cunt rags didn’t bother changing my bank details and set-up the direct debit, so it comes as no supprise that it failed.
Now for a suitably shitty phone call.
edit: It appears they’ve received my new bank details, but only changed the sort code and not the account number. DUH.
edit 2: Hello,
I’ve checked my account and it appears YOU have not even attempted to take the funds from me this month, upon further investigation, when I updated my bank details, you only changed the sort code and not the account number. Obviously, the proper account number is quite essential in attempting to take funds from an account, but this small requirement has obviously been to much for your automated system to handle.
I’ve attempted to ring in and sort this, but as usual your systems are down.
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539390
Consume this google bot, yes, taste it, yum.
edit: SOLD! Hooray!
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Its a first IM MORALLY OUTRAGED
It would have been more cost effective to get a group of children to do it on Blue Peter and I’m sure for £60k they would have come up with a better concept like a huge 100ft robot that would SMASH Liverpool in to the ground.
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ADV SPAM OMG101Z
New Product in Aunt Martha’s Olde Online Shoppe
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Hrm
Well it looks like when I get home I’ll go through my things and sell a fair bit of the ones I don’t need on ebay, including clothing, in fact I’ll probably end up selling just about anything not bolted down, then again, if it’s bolted I’ll sell it with the bolts too.
I’ve sent off an email to the people in charge enquiring on the progress (or lack of) on my recent proposial about employing me on a temp contract directly, which means a minimum income of £14k/pa rather than £10k/pa-ish.
Also, I’m having a curry tonight, I don’t care if I can’t afford it, but to be quite honest since I have no money over the weekend I might as well make the friday night stuffing my face with an indian writing goth emo poems and selling my shit on ebay worth while.
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Flickr
This is a test post from , a fancy photo sharing thing.
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OMG ADVERTEY GOODNESS
Who likes low cost American bandwidth? Especially when it gets me commission.
Also you have all missed the car hire people coming back to find their car battery was flat because they left the lights on. OOPS.
I shall explain in detail later, but now I must leave.
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URGH
LEIK OMG!
Yesterday, I got home early, which was groovy and I found that the bastard cunting postman had delivered me a wonderful joyus gift of my two rental DVDs with one of them being Dawn of the Dead (the new one).
I was estatic as the zombies weren’t slow and “urrrgh braaains” but more like “BITCH, GIVE ME DEM BRAINS!”. I started to watch the film and got a call to go to the pub in Marden cos their email wasn’t working (which later I found it eventually sent, but nobody bothered to say anything) which was a bit annoying as I got stuck in fucking queues because somebody ran down a pedestrian.
So that ate two trips (to work) worth of petrol getting there. But the good thing about it was I had a wonderful steak so that makes up for the 3 rounds of petrol I now don’t have.
Then, got home and finished the film which was TEH BASTE EVAR!
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Haroo
I’m setting madsquirrels.co.uk to be email only soon, it makes sense as all the google links and all other various links to it as a website have died down since I set it to redirect to madsquirrels.com.
I’ll also be switching back to my long long long time ago email address of kevin (at) madsquirrels.co.uk as the spam has slowed down a bit too, plus mailshell can be an arse sometimes. My madsquirrels.com email address will work as usual as it’ll still be forwarding.
God I’m never satisfied I must constantly change my email address, I should really make a clear effort not to sign up to everything and use my proper email!
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Email address change
If you want the new one use this form. The old one still works and will work, but the spam setting will be sent up to “Nazi” shortly, so anything mentioning anything will probably be filtered out.
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Oops
welford-costelloe.net has expired, which I thought nothing of until I realised that my CV has my email address down as kevin(-NOSPAM-at-KBISEX-)welford-costelloe.net. So it looks like I may need to save it.
However, I’ve created a BT Internet pay & go account so I could get the email address kevincostelloe-NOJONKMAIL*-(at)-PLZNOSPAM-btinternet.com which will suffice on a CV (as using madsquirrels.com/net will, err, give them too much information).
* I do realise “Jonk Mail” is incorrect, but I insist on using it like that since I saw a note on one of those shared in the wall mailbox things they have in high rise buildings, reading NO JONK MAIL PLEASE. It was a shame I didn’t have a camera device as it was funny as (at the time).
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OH NOES
Always when I need to update does the database spite me.
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Webcam Wh0ring
Burglar gets caught on webcam, halarity ensues. Click 2 See teh c4m pikchures.
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535888
THIS POST IS G, PG, PG14, NC-17 and X
Does this mean the MPAA will try it on with me?
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What the fuck
I got an end of auction email from ebay. I thought WOO somebody got my phone, but no, it appears it’s a scammer. He wants me to send the item to Africa, accept a dodgy payment and be satisfied when it bounces and I lose the item.
Nay, I sent him an email saying clearly “as stated in the auction I only post within the UK and only accept NoChex as a payment method, unless prior arrangement is made, which you have not done”.
I also threatened to contact eBay, which I’m doing anyway as I’m not fucking paying ebay listing fees and Final value on this cunt.
Edit: I reported an unpaid item to eBay against him, I’ll get my money back on the FVF and listing fees. I decided to do this after seeing he tried to buy another phone, so it’s obvious it’s scamtastic.
DANGER! DANGER! DANGER! DANGER! DANGER! DANGER! DANGER!
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Saying of the day
You take as much interest in this place like a goldfish takes interest in a cheesebuger.
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Other things to watch out for
Aunt Martha’s Olde Online Shoppe.
I shall most likely be selling more items over the coming weeks of things that I no longer require so watch this shop and of course ebay.
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Bastard
Harvey has just stuck his fucking claw in my eye, it appears he’s actually managed to cut my eye. Cunty little shit, now I have a large red mark on my eye and i’m watering up like an emo kid listening to bob the builder.
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sigh
I just found out about that interview I hard earlier, unfortunatly I didn’t get it, which makes me a bit depressed as I thought I had that one. But I was passed up for others with stronger qualifications.
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Humbug
The neighbours have stole my parking spot, which better be returned by the time David gets back, or else I need to find somewhere else to keep the car.
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Poxy email cunting bastard
It appears my email is slightly dead at time minute. Bollocks. In other news, I’m now trendy (see photo) and I’ve got an interview on Monday in Warminster.
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Bo
I’ve just got called by The Agency, there is a telesales job available selling the Gaz & Haz (Gazzette & Herrald) it’s all cold calling which sounds erk, but the pay is £6ph for 10 weeks temp, then if they like you and want to keep you it’s £10pa but I’m told with bonus and commission it’ll become £16k to £25k. I like those numbers.
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Fuzzle pot
I’m going to see if I can leave work early I’m beyond depressed and near the point where I’m just going to start emo kid crying and possibly cutting my self and posting the photos to the KUTTERZ communities.
Also I hate the planet, this place seems to be nice to me when I’m a horrible person, so I’ll just be MEAN FOREVAR.
btw, going to go ana as well I’m a fat fucker and the last thing I need is a body complex when I’m already deep in gothic dispair.
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Happy ChristmasEasterHalloween Daytrade
Good night world. I’m going to bed, I’ve had enough of your shit until 7:15am tomorrow morning.
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WHY ARE YOU SO DUMB
Today I nearly removed a cyclist from the planet, thankfully it would have been his fault for being a moron.
I was on the big traffic light controlled roundabout from hell (Bridge Centre, Chippenham), got through the first two signals and got held up behind three other cars at the final one before my exit, I was followed in by a BMW. Now this lane that I’m in is big enough for three cars, so I’m sort of perched behind the three across one lane, and the BMW has taken the third lane.
Now this cyclist, undertook on the left, which meant when I started to go I couldn’t see him as the left wing mirror was on an odd angle and my right and rear were full up with BMW, so as I’m straightening in to my lane this knob end shoots past in the narrow gap between my nose (of the car) and the kerb, so I have to quickly take up the second lane and pass the cunt as he decided that instead of keeping left he’d much rather stay centre.
This by all means is not my first encounter with him, I’ve had a few other ones where he has proven he’s an idiot, so it’s not just me.
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HOORAY
I’ve received a £15 charge, most likely for the cunting bank to send me a letter demanding money or else they’ll ruin me. Great.
They obviously haven’t come to the realisation that I have nothing to give, therefore there is not much they can take.
edit: it’s just a DD being returned, it’s in the lower class of charges.
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Hooray and Booray
Hooray: I got my free £6 in vouchers from Avery, thank you place of business for not being smart enough NOT to buy boxes of labels with “FREE INSIDE, VOUCHERS FOR BOOTS”, so I win!.
Booray: Both jobs I interviewed for I didn’t get a chance at. Hooray for MORE poverty. Also I need to make up £200 in about 7 days or I suspect HSBC will take me to court. HOORAY!
I also spent 15 minutes frantically trying to locate £2.50 in Tesco vouchers. HOORAY FOR DESPERATION!
Also, it appears the cow bitch at the place I’m at now is most upset that I’ve been coming in late, I’m a bit supprised at this as by her own admission she’s pretty much fessed up to leading me on over the past 7 months with a ‘job prospect’ (read: she’s been saying “oh yes, were going to hire you by the end of the month”). Yes, I’m an idiot for believing her, but quite frankly she’s taking the piss now. I’m unmotovated, occasionally suicidal and here she is moaning that I’m 15 minutes late. Cunt.
I’ve also rang up another agency to see if they can get me better paid temporary jobbery, the PAYE will go ape shit and charge me 40%, but fuck it I’d rather have something than a court summons.
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OMG
So it appears Bush may just blow up Iranistan. If this isn’t foreshadowing, I don’t know what is.
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Another odd dream
In this dream I will only alert you to a single point.
I was watching the news (in my dream) and the story that was on was a mother seeking 300 lads to have a 16th birthday orgy with her son. No seriously, this is some of the crazy shit my brain gets up to sometimes.
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Hacked again
Hacked again, but this time less obvious. Fixed the problems and now if I ever become suppreme overlord, I will just kill anybody with even the most remote connection to Brazil (as this is twice of a Brazilian hacker). It’ll save me the time of actually having to find the culprit.
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Just to let you know
I can’t make or send calls and texts, probably until Friday, so if you thin I’m ignoring you I’m not as my service has been barred for the usual reasons.
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I had the most odd zombie dream last night. It makes all my other zombie dreams look like a film of fluffy little rabbits jumping about in a field.
First of all we all started in ‘mid zombie crisis’, so after the zombies took over and everybody realised why Aunti Green was feasting on Uncle Dave’s brains.
Picture a motorway bridge, which was really some tram rails, and a dual carriage way, underneath, going in to a small village with buildings on the left and a field on the right. There was only a shop, a large nuclear fall out stylee building and a high speed tram station. Nobody had homes as it was too unsafe, you know with a zombie infestation and all. So everybody lived out doors and underneath this bridge and when a/many zombie(s) managed to get in to the area that was sealed off with a not so massive crazy electric fence everybody would hide in the shelter and the men folk would kill the flesh eating bastard(s).
Now, the road was closed at the junction on the other side of the tram rails and a few hundred yards after the fall out building as well as the area surrounding the tram station (there was a waterloo line style door system to keep the zombies from entering via the tram rails).
Anyways, for a while I was in this bit, where day to day tasks were carried out and I sat having a conversation with people watching a film (projected on to the shop wall from outside). Then at one point some yobs in a Clio get past our zombie fence and start shooting up the place and of course our zombie defenses wern’t made to keep cunts out.
So I, for some reason, was outside of the fenced in area and was subject to harassment by zombies. I managed to get away from them and of course set off some OTT explosions. Which was cool.
Then, for some odd reason, a group of us went in to a large city, via the tram link, where zombie and the living live in piece, sort of. The authorities couldn’t obviously remove the zombie threat so all the buildings were inter-connected by bridges and transport was limited to tram and car (cars were of course fitted so they could be driven around on the roads with anti-zombie fittings and hard rubber tyres), there were also parts of the city that were closed off and you were allowed to walk around without the zombie threat.
Then it all got weird, after going to a charity shop, zombies managed to break in to the area, so of course a number of people tried to escape, and we all ran for the high speed tram line, but this line was decomissioned because it used to go under the river, but a few hundred people died in the station and became the living dead, so it was sealed.
We didn’t know this and drove the train left on the platform down to the station (after killing a few zombies who were in the carriages) and had to stop before the station as there were doors to block the platform entrances.
So after entering this area of track and dembarking the train we hear zombie masses from outside and seal the flood doors. Thats when we realise on the other side of the other doors (leading to the station platform) that there were more zombies and we couldn’t just fling the doors open and drive on through (as we would have had to make it through to the other sets of doors and opened them).
So we split up and wandered around, I found a room that had a door to a cabnet sized room and also in that room was a dog, who happened to look like Harvey, but was an evil zombie dog who wasn’t Harvey. So I picked up the dog as it was going ape shit trying to eat me and threw it on to the small room and slammed the door.
At that point I woke up cos I had to go for a waz. There was more to this dream but some bits are just vague and I also don’t have the time to write it all up. This is why I should do films as with a bit of dollar behind me I could make TEH BASTE zombie films EVAR.
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Boom
I just woke up from falling asleep with Harvey & Harry, too much Alsation can be comfortable (and Harry makes for a supprisingly nice pillow).
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HAHAHAHAHA ok time to die
I’m not exactly sure how to respond to this insult from First Direct, it goes beyond any cuntingness that I’m even capable of. Well, I’m certainly not staying with them now, the only feature I hung around for was text message banking, but after this shit, I’d much rather check my account manually by web or by phone.
I was seriously expecting to be knocked down to a Solo or Electron, but not beyond the depths of both in a pit of white nothingness.
Well I’m off to change all my direct debits around and count the days until I can get my NatWest Switch back.
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LOLZ
Undeniable photographic evidence of Bush and his family are actually satanic nazis.
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Borking bork bork
Sporks are evil and so is the universe.
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Hooray and Booray
Hooray: I may be getting a better paid job soon in either Bristol City Centre or Brislington.
Booray: I got a £35 (£20 if paid in 7 days) parking fine for ‘parking outside the lines’, like 10 other people I parked at the end of the parking bays and made no obstruction to anybody or anything and yet they can justify charging me £20 (+£4 parking fee) for it! They must have made a mint today! Cunts.
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HAHAHAHAHAH
Tsunami for Kids! Brought to you by FEMA (some American government thing).
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Poo
Today I went to lunch and parted company with my car key.
No idea where it went and how it got lost, but the AA man took me home to pick up the spare. I knew I got that membership for something!
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Testing.
edit: Hooray, hot linking is is prevented on madsquirrel.org! edit 2: in Wiltshire (or at least this chav’d up bit of it) ‘is’ can be used in place of ‘has’. I really need to spend less time in this county.
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How odd
According to the Whois for the .info suffix, I own madsquirrel.info, but I can’t for the life of me remember registering it. But more importantly, it shows I own it!
Domain ID: D6727117-LRMS Domain Name: MADSQUIRREL.INFO Created On: 28-Sep-2004 09:37:27 UTC Expiration Date: 28-Sep-2005 09:37:27 UTC Sponsoring Registrar: Sipence, Inc. (R280-LRMS) Status: ACTIVE Status: OK Registrant ID: C6684386-LRMS Registrant Name: Kevin Welford-Costelloe Registrant Street1: Registrant City: Melksham Registrant State/Province: Wiltshire Registrant Postal Code: SN12 Registrant Country: GB Registrant Phone: +1.1225341 Registrant Email: KEVIN@MSOINTERNET.COM Admin ID: C6684386-LRMS Admin Name: Kevin Welford-Costelloe Admin Street1: Admin City: Melksham Admin State/Province: Wiltshire Admin Postal Code: SN12 Admin Country: GB Admin Phone: +1.1225341 Admin Email: KEVIN@MSOINTERNET.COM Billing ID: C6684386-LRMS Billing Name: Kevin Welford-Costelloe Billing Street1: Billing City: Melksham Billing State/Province: Wiltshire Billing Postal Code: SN12 Billing Country: GB Billing Phone: +1.1225341093 Billing Email: KEVIN@MSOINTERNET.COM Tech ID: C6684386-LRMS Tech Name: Kevin Welford-Costelloe Tech Street1: Grasmere Tech City: Melksham Tech State/Province: Wiltshire Tech Postal Code: SN12 Tech Country: GB Tech Phone: +1.1225341 Tech Email: KEVIN@MSOINTERNET.COM Name Server: DNS1.NAME-SERVICES.COM Name Server: DNS2.NAME-SERVICES.COM Name Server: DNS3.NAME-SERVICES.COM Name Server: DNS4.NAME-SERVICES.COM Name Server: DNS5.NAME-SERVICES.COM
Of course you can get all the blanked details off of the whois, but this is just odd! And considering it was done on the 28th after I let msointernet.com lapse I don’t think I actually did this!
Update: This explains everything. The company scapeweb hosts madsquirrel.org, which is the host I use for low cost American bandwidth & disk space (lots of it for less than a fiver a month).
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I have that feeling
I’m starting to get a sneaking suspicion that FirstDirect won’t be sending me a cash card until I’m out of my overdraft. Oh well, I’m moving back in to my NatWest account again then and paying only a small monthly sum to FirstDirect until I can get back out of debt with them, such as £4.75 a month, 15p more than my interest!
That’ll teach them! I break my ass off for that money and I have every right to take it out as needed, even though I may have a negative balance in my account and that is because I pay the interest on it, I’m paying them to be in debt with them.
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I love multinational corporations
Me: I can smell strong fumes over here. Could somebody have a look? Building Works: Ok, we’ll check it out later this afternoon. Me: Fine, but if you don’t stop the red blobs from attacking the green sticks you’ll have a mutany down here from the penguin people.
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Remember when I said
… that I’m shit scared of Motorways? Well I’ve got to get myself to Bristol [BS1] (by car) later this week. Erk.
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TEH PR0F3CY 0F TEH 1NTARWAB EL JAYE IS COMMINK TRU!!111!.1.1.1.1..1.»>.1/1//1/???/1/1/1/?!??!?!?!?!/1/1
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Shittenham
I’m going to write a really shitty letter to West Wilts CC in regards to the fucking speed mountains on the bike path-cum-road to the multi-storey car park Emery Gate. First of all nobody can do anything more than 20mph (if you’re living dangerously that is) and small cars like mine get fucked proper stylee.
As I mounted one of these things All you could hear was a “Skeeeeeerch” which was the sound of my under carriage being ripped to shit, then I meet the beast as I get in to the car park.
This fucking metal mountain was a cunt, it had bits of metal sticking out so I had to stop and make sure they were going to hit the right bit of the car and not my tyres, then as I go I make it until the tyres loose grip and skid against the metal so I have to reverse and kamakazee this thing, to which I get greeted with another sound that quite possibly means my car is now no longer road worthy.
Seriously, what stupid cunt thought that up (if you know who did, shop them, SHOP THEM GOOD)?
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eBay
I’ve got one of those blue wrist things from the BBC, should I ebay it? Cos I think I can seriously make some good money off it (£20 supposedly)!
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BLAH BLAH BLAH
Blimey. The elderly don’t shut up do they?
I had this bloke on the phone requesting lit, I asked him “is this for yourself or a company” which indicates to me if I need to fill this in with the company name or a surname. However, this bloke goes on and on about his life story and doesn’t actually answer my question, so I just made it up.
In other news, I’m bored, DAILY MAIL OUTRAGE AT BOREDOM!
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN I NEED TEH MONEYS111
I’ve been thinking how shagged I am tomorrow morning, my car is almost out of petrol which I will refill tomorrow morning. However, not having a cash card has obviously shafted me.
So the tenner I have on me now will be spent in the morning to top up, then I’ll go in to the bank with a cheque for “cash” and get the rest to fill up.
What a pile of shite.
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Can we revoke his Royalness yet
Harry is starting to become too much, can we just rid our selves of him yet?
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Because email posting is shit
So I got the “send us your card OR ELSE!!11” letter from the bank today, so I enclosed a letter, in fact, I enclosed this letter:
Kevin Welford-Costelloe XXXXXXXX Melksham Wiltshire SNXX XXX
12 January, 2005
First Direct 40 Wakefield Road Leeds LS98 1FD
Reference: XXXXXXXX
To Whom It May Concern:
I have enclosed my card as requested and have cut it up as well (in four quarters). However, I’m enclosing this letter to clear up a few points which I should have brought up with your customer service representative on the day, but I was pre-occupied with finding out my employer didn’t pay my full wage that I didn’t fully take that opportunity.
In regards to the use of my Switch card while my account had no available funds, I’ve reviewed the charges and they are both subscriptions which if you review your records will notice that they come out during that time every month (except that they were delayed this month due to bank holidays). I did also note that my account had no available funds a few days prior to the charges being made to the card.
This indicates to me that although my account did not have sufficient funds to clear the transaction, the bank authorised them anyway. I’m quite suspicious on this as it, from first glance, appears this is exactly what was meant to happen. On a number of occasions when receiving phone calls from CSRs they have rung me on my home & mobile phone (my home answer phone also states my mobile number, so there is no excuse not to), however on this occasion a message was left on my home line and nothing further. Which obviously makes my thoughts on this matter to seem correct.
I’d be most interested in hearing your views on this matter and if I’m incorrect then I’m incorrect, but going by the dates you can see why I felt the need to send this letter.
Thank you for your time,
Kevin Welford-Costelloe
Obviously I don’t care if I didn’t explain fully what I wanted to as my first draft of this letter was 50 point “YOU FUCKING SCOTTISH CUNT” then my signature. So any improvement on that shouldn’t be knocked.
Also I almost had a heart attack today. I was on a roundabout, 1st in the queue and an ambulance is coming from behind, so like everybody else I get to my respective side of the road (being my right) and mount the kerb of the island.
Now once the ambulance gets through I make my move to straighten up, so I disengage the handbreak and lift the clutch further from the biting point in an effort to go forward, but I instead go back. I quickly slam the break and hope to god I didn’t bump the BMW behind me. I wait for a bit to see if I made contact with the BMW, but the driver shows no signs of any type of contact and I proceed on (as by then she had more than enough time to indicate to me that we needed to exchange papers, by way of horn sounding or walking up to my car.) So I head off.
She’s still following (as we’re both on the same road) so I take the opportunity to speed up and see her front bumper, no dammage or scuffing (mind you she was close enough to my car she could have been sitting in the back seat). And once I got to work I checked my rear bumper, again no dammage or scuffing so nothing happened and the gods stopped me just in time (cheers Bhudda! You always me home gawg).
And that is my interesting day so far (woo).
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2005 Shit I need to do
Ok, for 2005 this is my list of things that needs ‘a changin’:
- Learn to tackle my fear of Motorways. Yes, motorways scare the shit out of me.
- Do shit. More shit. Shit outside with people (not literally shit outside in a group).
- Have my passport re-issued, it’s been over a year since I destroyed it and it’s about time I had it fixed.
- Drive over to Ireland and visit the father’s side of the family. 4a. Purchase stab vest. 4b. And CS spray.
- Drive to Milton Keynes.
- Drive to see Me home gurl (Sassy!). 6a. Refer to 4a & 4b.
- Drive to France, specifically near St. Tropez and visit people.
- Buy a new used-car (funding dependant).
- Get less of a shit job and shit money.
Er, yes, thats all I can think of at the moment.
Anyways, I’ve also got to lose alot of weight because I’m headed straight for ‘fat cow’ at this rate and I also have to realise I can do things for free and go out even when I’m skint (which I haven’t done in ages).
I also need more local friends as well, I know shed loads of people outside my county but hardly anybody in it, so if you’re in Wiltshire anywhere and want to just meet up and wander about with a random stranger, then text me on 07734 653 887!
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17m you say
Jerry Springer: The Opera receives 1.7m viewers.
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At the third stroke the time will be
I’ve registered with Sipgate last night to change over to a new telephone provider (as £0 line rental with a local number is great!). But I’ve found a small flaw, if your on Telewest and are in the 01225 dialling code and attempt to call my number without the STD you’ll get the talking clock!
I’m not exactly sure if this effects BT lines as well.
And for those interested the number is 01225 808 123 (mind there isn’t any answerphone on it yet, so if I’m not home it’ll ring out).
I’m also yet to figure out how to get outbound calls working as you need to open ports on the firewall.
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Free chips with every complaint
Follow this advice and all will be right with the universe!
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Hooray
I’m most pleased with the BBC for broadcasting Jerry Springer - The Opera, it’ll give me so many new ctach phrases that I won’t have enough time to use them all before I die.
Although, I didn’t think that was even remotely offensive, but I won’t discount the bits I missed because Harvey the blood thirsty Alsation decided to try and remove my nose (btw, there is enough blood for all you people out there!).
Also in related news, are we being attacked by America? I can smell a distinct aroma of bloodied streets.
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GOD BLESS THE BBC AND ALL WHO SAIL HER
Unless you’ve been living under a large stone for the past few days, you’d have realised that the EVIL HEATHEN BBC is GOING TO CORRUPT OUR CHILDREN AND EAT FETUSES OF ALL GOD FEARING CHRISTANS (as the Daily Mail would have you believe) by broadcasting THAT COMPLETE AND UTTER FILTH Jerry Springer - The Opera.
I for one will be watching this, because it sounds like a quality programme and I feel that my licence fee has been wasted on programmes like Songs of Praise and the complete and utterly toff biased Country File (which gave us such great quotes as I don’t like how the chicken industry treat the birds, so I bought these and I’m rasing them organically, they’ll live twice as long as they do in a factory. But I’m offended when people say it’s wrong to hunt foxes with dogs, even though the fox is killed by the first dog).
And for those who don’t know the background here are some news bits:
BBC Boss defends decision to broadcast the programme. Uninformed people complain. BBC Have your say, Jerry Springer - The Opera. And finally, fair and unbiased version from ABC News.
Also, I hope the licencing goons stop by all the protesters homes and ask to see a valid telly licence, oh how funny that would be!
edit: I know I used the line “here is some news bits”, but in my defence it’s proper Wiltshire grammar (oh Sweet Jesus, Jon was right when he said “you’re starting to sound Wiltshire”). EMO GOTH TEARS!
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Humbug
Well it appears why I haven’t got my holiday pay, the person (who shall be refered to as “The Fucking Cow”) who was susposed to put through the form didn’t even bother.
So I’m obviously extremely annoyed as I could have had the money on the 24th, which meant I wouldn’t have had my Switch taken away, my insurance wouldn’t have bounced AND the bank charges I’m going to be hit with wouldn’t have happened.
It’s sufficient to say I’m probably going to find her car and key the fucker proper style (and let down the tyres).
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TEH SUICIDE
I swear I give up now.
The bank have authorised TWO charges on my card even though my account has had a big fat £0 in it during this time. But it’s MY FAULT that they authorised these charges and now my card is canceled and I’m being sent a fucking Solo card.
Next my cunt bag agency have’t paid my holiday pay and my account will still be £44 overdrawn. Mind the only reason it’s £200 over the limit now is because the fucking bank charged me £170 in bank fees (including a £40 fee for bouncing my car insurance yesterday).
Fuck this shit.
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Is it just me
or does anybody else ph34r teh corporation?
No we will not be closing livejournal they say as they purge the databases. I might sound paranoid, but I’m expecting a large “outage” that will “irreversibly damage the data” which then finds LJ come back as a mutant typepad service….
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I hate you people
For those who have been paying attention to my ramblings, you’re probably aware I’m being text spammed by some bitch. Now I know her number and I’ve delt with the web-based service that is allowing her to text constantly with “I’M SO HURNEY 4 U, CUM TXT ME K”.
But now she’s crossed that line, you see I had her account closed for spamming (as you do) and the bitch has started back up on the same service. Fine fair enough, I’ll play your game.
Our spammette is one Jenny Shaw and her mobile number is 07736 036 298, not only that, but her email address seems to be shawshoresure@hotmail.com.
Now if this wasn’t enough for just about anybody I’ve got more. According to Nominet whois on kissmyxxx.co.uk, which is the company she’s spamming for, has the address of:
95 Selby Road West Bridgford Nottingham NG2 7BB
The domain is registered to ‘individual’ so mark anything you send to the attention of kissmyxxx.co.uk (or ‘that fucking bitch’ for all I care).
But to twist my knife in some more, here are some email addresses from kissmyxxx.co.uk for spam bots to consume: stu@kmxxx.co.uk, info@kissmyxxx.co.uk and emma@kissmyxxx.co.uk.
Oh and next time kids, pick a service provider that won’t send your mobile number to people you spam, it’ll only end in tears (for you).
UPDATE: The provider of her shortcode is Cumeleus, who are contactable on 0870 460 7036. Also, a chat with her has been place in the comments under ’s transscript.
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Huzzah
It’s the end of an era, now you bitches better start paying that monthly fee….
Edit: Wouldn’t it be so funny if they started to charge, only to find out that LJ users are too cheap to pay for it? Oh wait, that’s right only about 2% of LJ accounts are paid accounts.
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New fucking year
Great way to welcome the fucking new year, smashing your head in to a set of cheap shit ikea drawers with fucking letal edged bits.
I now have not only a very large gash on my head but it’s starting to balloon up faster than Abi Titmuss can take off her knickers in a room full of footballers. I’m also getting a rather large headache too.
Cunt.
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Annoyance
I’ve been woken up by the bank this afternoon (I’ve got holiday and I’ll sleep like I want to) who are most annoyed that a few switch transactions made last week (and beyond) have put my account over drawn again.
Pfft. Seriously, this is a bit silly. I couldn’t give a shit that you lot turned your computers off that delayed my transactions until today, so go away.
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Pork parade
Saw a copper on his mobile whilst driving, but couldn’t shop the bastard because he was behind, which was a problem if it were to be called over the radio. We’d have a “tax check” instantly.
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UKgov Demands Internet Licencing for AOL Members
Yes, I do realise the tax is unpaid since July, but if I were to take my current tax disc from the car one of those DVLA inspectors who swarm the council estate area would smell it and clamp me.
Edit: I should also mention that my car, which is parked on the road mind, still has number plates as these were my old ones which sat in my boot for the past year (ha ha car crims you missed your chance on a good set of plates LOLZ).
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Durr
I’ve just been looking at one of the cars in the car park from the pub window. I can see only the rear drivers side corner of it, and i thought to myself, “what an ugly colour and shape”.
Then after careful consideration i thought i may know the owner of the car. It was me! Oops.
I must admit the colour is more of a summer colour than a winter one.
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Just so you know
It looks like I won’t be able to pay my credit card or my mobile phone bill in full, so I guess if I suddenly stop texting it’s because my service has been barred. And if I don’t, then my credit card company is going to send me a shitty letter and tarnish my credit references for 6 years.
I lose.
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I dont want to but I must
Ok, so you know how much I hate this OMG PAYPAL ME PLZ shit, but I’m now utterly desperate as the agency felt the need to pay holiday pay on the 7th of January, rather than now when I need it.
So if you have any spare cash (even if it’s 2p and a bit of fluff) that you’d be willing to spare I’d be most greatful, very, very, very greatful.
PayPalesque Link Here.
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WTF
Found this in the tesco’s car park.
Edit: KTHNX LiveJournal for not posting the attachment.
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Mobile Viruses
Another mobile virus.
What is the fucking point of this, so you infect mobile phones, yeah and now what, you remove the menu button, so and this is going?
Seriously, unless you’ve got an amazing way to use the phones as a massive mobile spambot net you really have no purpose for creating such a virus, so you little fucking skr1p7 k1dd135, get a life or at least end it, quite frankly I don’t care what you do just stop being such pointless cunts.
And for anybody who has one of the infectionable phones (remember it can be passed by Bluetooth) you can obtain some AV Software for about £11 here.
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Hohum
I’m going to get a call from the bank at some point, threatening me (again) for being £22 overdrawn (to which they’ll charge me £30 for) and demanding I pull the funds out of my arse to pay them in OR ELSE!!1111 (they’ll charge me again).
How very annoying. Also because the agency claims the “bank holidays are too close together we can’t pay you on the week following the 24th, hut we’ll pay you on the 7th” oh hooray, let us not forget I have to live on £168 for two weeks, with a payment of £150 for my loan, £112 in bank charges (yeah, how do you help the low incomed, YOU CHARGE THEM!) and £68 for insurance. Anybody with basic maths can tell that I’m £162 short of this figure. But this also excludes my credit card repayment, mobile phone bill and a few other bits and bobs over that period (like petrol).
It’s nice to see that collectively the bank has managed to cancel Christmas, so I hope none of you are expecting gifts until mid March (2006).
Edit: I’m tempted to tell them (if/when they call) that “I can not get to a branch today as I’m catching the train to London between stations” to get them off my back until Friday, but it’s more than likely to backfire and the police will probably end up coming around to my house, or even scouring the tracks between Bristol and London. And I’m so not up for a jail sentance/fine for wasting police time.
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I wish to explore
There is a roundabout that leads somewhere not very interesting that I’d like to explore, I remember seeing it over the summer but never ventured past. At this very moment I want to go and explore it.
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HAHAHAHAH LOLZ
It appears I have a number similar to that or British Gas!
Laugh at their misfortune!
Oh and if you’re wondering, this is my answerphone message.
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Sporks for your hour of need
Today is a shit day, woke up, left late, the other temp was “ill” (which is GOOD), but it was boring all day.
Then I get a moaner on the phone and another and another and another, hoo-rah.
Then on my way home some cunting toss pot starts flashing me from behind, I pull in to the layby so I can have a few words with this dick (as I assume that’s why I’m getting flashed), worng, he speeds past and nothing was wrong at all, except that he was a cunt.
Got my car washed and that is all.
Oh and my lunch today smelled like wee.
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Shh
This is the contact details of the woman who’s been sending me shit through bulksms.co.uk:
BulkSMS user: KMX - contact person: Jenny Shaw +44 7736 036 298
I’ve just rang this number, there is in fact a woman on the other end. Say hi to the nice people Jenny.
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OMGLOLZ
I’ve been getting adult text spams over the last few days. However, today I found the company they used. But more importantly after sending an extremely shitty message to the point of “I will have your number terminated by your network and Ofcom dropping down on you”, they quickly replied to me and best of all they emailed me the spammer’s contact name and (verified) mobile number!
Should I text her? Should I call her? Should I randomly post her number with “Young, Blonde, in to unprotected sex, anal, scat and golden showers.” cards in phone boxes?
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Shauntel say 20041211 200509
I’m at the Swindon dog tracks, not exactly the most exciting thing to be at when you’re skint, but thats life. Anyways, yeah bored & hungry.
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Crazy hangover
Last night’s work do was ace, I got absolutly rat arsed by way of three pints before, two whilst there and a free bottle of wine (to myself it seemed!) then some smirnoff black ice because I wanted something sweet.
I, as ususal, made a fool of myself on the dance floor, but I quite enjoyed it and others did to it seems!
I’ve probably took a few photos on my phone, so I’ll probably post them a bit later.
Edit: I’ve just come to the conclusion that I’m without car today and probably tomorrow too, there goes my idea of popping in to town later this afternoon (it’s sitting in the work car park).
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Hooray
Only 30 minutes until we make our way up to the Travel Inn before setting of to Swinedon for the corporate boozer!
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WTF
It sounds like a war zone outside, all I can here is BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! at first I thought it may have been a smash between to lorries, but now I’m not exactly sure what it is!
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Drugs charity to close.
One could expect it’s because local councellors need new Mercs and with it being in Marlborough it’s probably not far off the truth.
But in more important items, I got a lovely HUGE lunch for about £3.50 down at the chippy. A vast amount of chips 90p, a chicken burger £2.10 and curry sauce 50p. QUALITY, no more canteen food!
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IM SO OUTRAGED
Posh and Beckham in wax nativity
Victoria and David Beckham’s wax doubles have been given starring roles in a celebrity nativity scene at Madame Tussauds in London. The pair play Mary and Joseph, while Tony Blair, George Bush and the Duke of Edinburgh make up the three wise men.
Actors Hugh Grant, Samuel L Jackson and comedian Graham Norton play shepherds and singer Kylie Minogue is the angel.
But church leaders are said to be unimpressed. A Vatican spokesman told The Times it was “in very poor taste”.
The celebrities were voted into the roles by 300 people who visited the attraction in October.
According to The Times, some senior church officials had reacted angrily to the tableau, with one calling it “a nativity stunt too far”.
A spokesman for the Archbishop of Canterbury also said he was not impressed.
The Rev Jonathan Jennings told BBC News: “There is a tradition in which each generation tries to re-enact the nativity, but oh deary me.”
What. The. Fuck. Tony Blair & Bush as the wisemen? WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?!?!?!?!
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LOOK AT ME IM TEH SMRT
I forgot to take this off my jacket today, I didn’t realise when I pulled in to the MacDonalds that I looked a right twunt.
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Ugh
It’s offical: The universe is settling the score with me for the past 21 years.
In other news by splashing out for £35 in petrol (that I couldn’t afford in the first place) I may have the chance to actually do something this weekend instead of looking at the fuel needle pointing to “HA HA YOU HAVE LESS MONEY THAN A TRAMP”.
Which would be a nice change. I’ve got to ring the agency up tomorrow to chase up this possible permenant job in Warminster (hooray £14k). I could see on a daily basis! It would also save me on this fucking school run x3 commute route (KTHNX HIGHWAYS AGENCY/NOTWORK FAIL).
And now to consume more caffine by way of over sugared coca-cola drink.
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Shauntel say 20041201 112332
How boring is today? Tried to look for samples but none to be picked! And various other items.
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MadSquirrelscom Evil Text Bot
Ok, so now this works. You bastard!
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ljpost 20041130 214609
this time it’s going to work, oh yes it is!
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Shauntel say 20041130 222209
You monkey shagging pile of tits! Now it’s processing things OMG slow. Ignore the last few posts, they’re all tests.
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Shauntel say 20041130 221511
it’s become obvious that i can’t win this without cheating a bit, so fair play to it but hopefully i have won now.
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ljpost20041130 213640
what fun, now it won’t accept my personalised icon for mobile posting!
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ljpost 20041130 215214
i ate hitler’s shoe. This message was processed by ljpost, the most evil of all the Mad Squirrels server-bots. ljpost is so evil, it eats orphans instead of using mains electric, and that my friend is by far the most evil of all evildom!
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ljpost 20041130 220042
i ate hitler’s shoe. This message was processed by ljpost, the most evil of all the Mad Squirrels server-bots. ljpost is so evil, it eats orphans instead of using mains electric, and that my friend is by far the most evil of all evildom!
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ljpost 20041130 214124
HOW ANNOYING! Start working plz.
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ljpost 20041130 213335
i swear this thing is randomly choosing when to post to my journal.
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MadSquirrelscom Evil Text Bot
this is a joyful time or something.
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Stress0r3d
People with letters after their name prove the obvious.
I think anybody could have easily told you this, in fact, I could have told you that since it now takes me 50-60 minutes to go 9 miles (via THREE school zones now due to road works).
In other stress related news, O2 have threatened to bar my service again because they didn’t bother requesting my money via direct debit. If my phone stops working I’m going to go nuclear on them (and possibly port off my number).
But oddly enough I called them this morning in a huff about the same matter, to which I was told “because your last direct debit failed [the one that the bank put a stop to as per the direct debit guarentee, which they were told about and why it happened] the system didn’t put it through your direct debit and we need to set it up again”. I wonder when they would have told me about that, before or after the court summons? Cunts.
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Because Jesus hates me
Good thing: I have made a crazy script to send an automatic email to my ebay buyers when I send an item out, it includes a telephone number for tracking (or a note to call ‘the main number’ [read: mine] if the number isn’t public). It works and all is sorted.
Bad thing: The bank are being cunts, crazy cunts. I have £124 in my bank account, all of which is available, I also have a loan payment for £163 going out on Wednesday. Now the shitty cash point says OMG U DUN HAV TEH MONEY 2 GET £120!!!111, fine, fair enough, so I enter £110, again OMGLOLZ NO MONEY!!!111, fine again, £80 HERE UR MOEY, THNX FOR £1.50 CHARG LOLZ!!!11, fine, again £20 LOLZ GLUTTONE 4 PUNISHMENT, £20 + £1.50, HAHAHA I HAV £3 NOW!!!!111. Needless to say I need to get my hands on that last £20 or else I’m fucked.
Another bad thing: I now need to leave the house at ten to eight because some Railtrack cunt decided to close of the main road in Chippenham to do some stupid shit on a railway arch, appearently it’d fall down or something, but then again the trains don’t go anywhere anyways so it’s no excuse to fuck up my journey.
In good news, I managed to get a full tank of petrol, in hindsight, I think thats why it won’t let me touch my remaining cash, because I authorised it off my switch card. Oops, I guess that’ll be a card misuse fee then (and of course I now need to magic up the extra money, oops x2).
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512269
My acient 3 account is starting to anger me. The bastards seem only to send me a bill every other month now and all of them read YOU ACCOUNT IS PAST DUE, PLEASE PAY BY [date] I’ll have to check my credit report to see if they’re posting this to it and if they are I’ll go off the fucking handle on them.
I also need to call India about this, hoorah.
India: Hello Mr. Costallo Me: You’re not sending me my bills. India: YOU PAY ACCOUNT NOW Me: You. Are. Not. Sending. Me. My. Bills. India: I SEND YOUR ACCOUNT TO BAILIFFS, THEY TAKE YOUR AS SEEN ON TV COLLECTOR PLATES AWAY HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
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Fuck
I failed to notice my TTL on MadSquirrels.com is set to 10 minutes. It’s all about to go tits up fast.
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Advertising
Trying out an advertisement system (text based), if you want free advertising on madsquirrels.com for a bit go here and sign up as an advertiser. Send me an email with your user id and I’ll load a quid on your account ($1.87).
I’m obviously just doing this to try it out before deciding if I like it and I need some ‘advertiser’ input. Mind I do know about the “PLZ EDIT TEH FOOTAR & HEDDARE K” bits.
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Its so scarily cute
… but it makes you look like a furry: madsquirrel
edit: DUH LINK IT FOOL: rosequoll.com/lj.html
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Posted using sms_to_lj
trying the sms to lj again since phlogger has died a horrible death.
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Spot the error
Spot the error in this photo and comment on what exactly it may be.
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Look what Europe brought to me today Bless
This is why I can’t take Spain seriously as a nation.
For those unaware this is for Mini-Eurovision (with children rather than large breasted women).
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510486
BEST. ADVERT. EVAR.
Be kind to my bandwidth and don’t direct link, because for every megabyte you use my server needs to eat 18 orphans, 45 kittens, 75 puppies and 150 babies to continue to serve data.
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Quality results
This months webstats show a disturbing trend….
[#] [Hits] [Search String]
[1] [1] [11.11%] [bar sluts] [2] [1] [11.11%] [bloody sluts] [3] [1] [11.11%] [bumfights bling bling song] [4] [1] [11.11%] [chav or not] [5] [1] [11.11%] [cock hungry] [6] [1] [11.11%] [france sluts] [7] [1] [11.11%] [london fuck sluts] [8] [1] [11.11%] [scottish sluts] [9] [1] [11.11%] [teen cock sluts]
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I love you because you turn on the gas in an attempt to kill me
Nice and fuzzy post before bed.
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Signs that your brain may just be dead
Customer Service Lady: Mr. Costelloe, can you provide me with letter number X from your password? Me: Yes, K for Cake, no wait, for Queen, err, Cat, ARGH! Customer Service Lady: laughing (at me) don’t worry sir, I know what you mean.
I swear I can be a real idiot sometimes and when I am it goes far beyond “harr harr that was funny” stupid, it’s actually more like “MY MUM AND DAD ARE BROTHER AND SISTER HURR HURR HURR!” funny style.
Also in unrelated news: Playing with MoblogUK, seems genious enough. And yes I do realise that I know have about 18 thousand of these things running, but I can’t help but abuse the shit out of anything that is remotely interesting.
edit: I should also mention here, that my email address for my mobile phone is madsquirrels (at) o2 dot co dot uk, why does this matter, well it doesn’t at the minute but should it ever become interesting and useful I’ll let you know.
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No death for you today
So I have averted O2’s evil plan, I contacted the bank and covered my ass with that wonderful “Direct Debit Guarentee” I hear people speak about on the moving picture box.
Hooray for bank goodness!
I also sent a shitty email to o2 and I’ll get around to trying to call them again. But notice at national rates I’m not one for sitting on the line being sent from department to department (funny that, when you owe them everybody wants to speak with you, even the cleaners).
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Cunting whores my autofill says Ive used this title before
O2 are going to die.
Today, not being my billing date, they have taken £177 out of my account by way of direct debit. Now I know I’m covered by the direct debit guarentee, but I’m still not amused as now seeing as I didn’t have £177 available in my account I’m going to be hit with two fees, both at £40 each. Yeah thanks.
So today I will be making a nasty vicious phone call to them and I’ll be doing it to the wrong department on an 0870 number as I refuse to pay over the odds to have some muppet “ummm” and “uhhh” over it then tell me he doesn’t know why and he’s sorry. I also suspect they’ll restrict my services over the next few days as the automated billing system is a pile of shit which will bar your service over just about any fuck up on O2’s part.
KTHNX FOR MAKING MY WEDNESDAY GOOD. PLZ INTERFACE WITH MY ANUS.
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Shittastic
Well today was utter fucking shit. I spent all last night vomiting, which was most spectacular at times considering I only drank to mouthfuls of water and managed to vomit up the Baltic Sea. Then I had a cramp which limited my sleeping to having my legs in some odd position over a couple of pillows. Had to call in sick to work as I was still felling very shitty.
But now I’ve lost a days wages AND I might not be paid this Friday. Hoo-fucking-ray.
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AABstuff
Such fun that i have work tomorrow, i’m seriously hoping that they’ll do something about my on going job situation, but i have no hope really as they’ll spend a few million quid on one thing but when it comes to £15k on a person’s job it’s the usual excuse.Posted from MadSquirrels.com.
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Hooray for cheese
Ms. Kitties was around here earlier, although she ended up on the dodgy end of the estate. It was most interesting to see her new motor.Posted from MadSquirrels.com.
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Spork
It’s too cold down here and the poxy heating should be on but i don’t think it is now.Posted from MadSquirrels.com.
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Ich wnsche Pocken nach Ihrem Telefonnetz
So far today after waking up at 9:30 I have been doing various things, such as working on my newly branded “production” company. I can’t exactly call it “MadSquirrels.com” because that would be nafftastic. I did however select a much cooler name which I remembered telling me about a while back.
I shall refrain from telling you the story as I’m shit at telling stories, but she called a production thingy she was doing in school college “Rocket Science”, so I stole the idea and gave it a more OMG KOOLer version of the name, I came up with Rakete Wissenschaft Produktionen (Rocket Science Productions).
So during the morning I’ve been trying to get Sipgate.de to work and it’s being shite, I’ve got as far as the number being activated BUT it won’t log in properly most times and the voicemail although activated doesn’t work. Poop.
So now I’m going to move on for a bit and see if I can get Pinnicle on one of the PCs so I can start doing my videos outside of iPoovie. I also need to contenterise the website and allow for downloads of my videos.
Saturday should be funtastic, assuming of course my stomache doesn’t EXPLODE from the amount of deep fried shit I ate last night.
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Poop
Dirty Sex Chat here, or not I’m playing around with a chat thing on my website, give it a go and let me know if it’s full of shite.
Oh and the password to the ‘Amsterdam Sex House’ is pr0ns.
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GOD BLESS AMERICA
And for anybody who has forgot it’s Rememberance day, which for Americans doesn’t mean much because they only joined in at the end of the war to claim credit.
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Ugh
Today is good and bad.
Bank Good: Whilst having a good moan to NatWest about a “card misuse” fee which is utter bollocks they offered to ‘consolodate’ my overdraft on that account and knock it back down to a free account. Fair Enough.
Bank Bad: The loan is now at 25.3% APR and is over three years, but I can have the loan re done in 6-8 months time. Also bad, they’re taking away the Switch on the account and sticking it with a Solo, which is also changeable after 6 months. But considering that I never use this account anymore I’m not fussed.
Universe Bad: I’m almost out of petrol and I probably won’t be able to come to work tomorrow unless I can magic (or borrow) the cash.
Universe Really Bad: My money troubles are still that, but they’re slowly sorting themselves out. But I’m still always skint.
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SCREW YOU U2111
I want to do a new version of U2’s Vertigo, it’ll be a warning about not paying the good old BT bills and it’d go like this:
#Hello, hello? I got no dial tone. I didn’t pay tha red bill. Oh no. Gonna send around the bailiffs ya know. Uh oh. Don’t you feeeear, cos they’re gonna take my tell-eeeeeee-y#
etc etc etc.
I’d be a laugh. Oh and if you steal my idea, I’ll fucking kill you. I’ll kill you GOOD.
edit: Just to get the confusion out of the way: I don’t have a BT line, therefore I can not be in arrears for a line I do not have, so as one could deduct on their own is that I’m not in fact in debt with them, nor do I have bailiffs coming around to take my telly. So this post is actually really just a laugh and an interesting idea and not one of those “PLZ PAYPAL ME K” posts. Got it. Good.
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zoto my photo
I’ve been playing around with Zoto which is a most interesting photo thingy which hopefully will become useful on LiveJournal, but they aren’t yet, so BOO.
All the same I’ve set up a pure photo blog on MadSquirrels.com if you want to have a look, or if you have an available syndication feed feel free to add to your friends.
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Cunting WHORES
The universe is determined to make my life horrible. All this week shit has happened that I could really do without, but the fact is it happened all in a sequence of events that alerts me to some power crazy deity’s faffing about.
Today of course was no exception. First I spent £10 on petrol, this isn’t abnormal, but without doubt I will need this £10 at some point next week. Then I almost slipped and cracked my head open whilst going to answer the phone because my digital cordless crashed everytime it rang. Then just now, my fourth top from my collection of 4 was inexpliciably ripped by a door handle.
FUCK YOU UNIVERSE AND PLUTO DOESN’T MAKE YOUR ARSE LOOK BIG, IT’S ALL YOU UNIVERSE FAT, YOU FAT FUCKER.
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EVERYBODY LISTEN
Copy and paste this to your blogs, journals and porn sites:
Since America is probably going to destroy the planet within the next few months with Bush still in power, I have devised this letter to be posted to HRH Queen Elizabeth. Please print, sign and date it.
Your Royal Majesty,
As you have probably already been told George W Bush has been voted in by the people of the United States Of America. This proves that they are no longer capable of ruling themselves in a sane or logical manner.
As most [your nationality here] agree, we are probably doomed to eternal terrorism, wars and corruption brought on by this President and his nation of lambs*, this is why I write to you today and urge you to take back this former colony and install a proper government. I also wish, if not beg, you to fix it’s errors in [insert countries in “war” with America - update as required] and bring peace back to these lands.
Kind Regards OR Your loyal subject**
[Sign here] [NAME HERE] [Address]
Post this to: HRH Queen Elizabeth Buckingham Palace London SW1A 1AA.
Hopefully if she receives enough of these she’ll either, take over or just burn all incoming post.
- = Obviously not all Americans are lambs. ** = Only use for persons living in and born in the UK and commonwealth countries.
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KTHNX FOR OUR DEATHS STUPID MAN
COCK OFF KERRY, YOU’VE KILLED US ALL YOU CUNTING BASTARD.
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505837
The Whore House has declared a victory for the fuhurer!
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505360
I really think you want to buy this, yes it’s my phone up for reauctioning! But it now so I can stop paying poxy eBay listing fees!
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A new level
Our neighbours have finally reached a new level of arrogance and general annoyance, this is what they did (both cars are theirs):
And just to prove that I’m not ‘out to get them’ by displaying half truths, here is the photo of their drive taken right after the first photo (it’s the empty space between my car and the Citroen).
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OMG SKURREY
Look who has made him (or her) self at home.
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Hooray for propaganda
The BBFC Would like to rate this “V18”, V meaning Vile and 18 being the IQ below this number (18) you require to believe this tripe.
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Trisha say she want RICE and PEA
Buy my things on eBay, if you do you’ll be supporting the “I need some dosh by next week” fund.
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Gark
I have too many journals now!
So, I’ve just moving everything on to MadSquirrels.com instead of updating by blogger, etc etc.
So, add to your friends list which syndicates my RSS feed so you can still read my blasphemy.
I will still regularly check LJ and comment on things, but it’s more sensible that I use MadSquirrels.com for what it was orignally intended for.
You could even keep up with me via my mailing list (published every sunday):
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Cock Hungry Teen SlutsThis_is how fast 10 in petrol goes
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Cock Hungry Teen Sluts Bloody hippies GET A HAIR CUT AND A JOB
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Cock Hungry Teen Sluts Those liberal scum at Heinz got nuffink on this
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Cock Hungry Teen Sluts Drive drunk speed through 8 red lights AND do a runner from the filth
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Cock Hungry Teen Sluts LONDON PEOPLE AND EVERYBODY ALIKE
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Cock Hungry Teen Sluts FUCKITY FUCK FUCK AND FUCK OFF
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Cock Hungry Teen Sluts A few photos for your enjoyment
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Cock Hungry Teen Sluts driving on the right is wrong
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Cock Hungry Teen Sluts OMG FREE OFFAR111bbqwtfnyneelevan
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Cock Hungry Teen Sluts Oi shit head going to stop the fucking car then
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Popular interests among madsquirrel’s friends 1. music (31) 11. books (14) 2. movies (26) 12. guys (13) 3. gay (22) 13. food (13) 4. men (22) 14. photography (12) 5. boys (21) 15. cats (12) 6. sex (20) 16. coffee (12) 7. computers (17) 17. love (12) 8. friends (17) 18. internet (12) 9. writing (17) 19. mp3s (12) 10. dancing (15) 20. star trek (11) Interests gestalt My most interesting friend is who has 13 of these interests, followed by roferg69 (13), (13) and (13).Normality Index My friends are -82.71% normal.Analyze me ! Username: Popular interests created by imran
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Cock Hungry Teen Sluts Kicking protesters is fun and legal
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Cock Hungry Teen Sluts THA NOOZE SANDAYE TEH 29 AUGUSTY TWO FAASAND AND FOUR
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Cock Hungry Teen Sluts The British have done nothing for America
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Cunting Phone
I think I found a solution to my shitty phone problem, you see it appears that the fascias that are being flogged off just about everywhere on eBay come with the “glass” plate on them. Now I should have really thought of that first, but when I get in to a huff I need to be brought down to earth, not assisted in getting myself deeper and deeper.
So after a bit of chilling out (by adding 300 auctions for Nokia 6600s to my watch list) I had a nose around on the fascias and I got myself one for about a tenner. I also tried removing the other one, which was a bad idea as I now have a hair in the middle of the screen (I never got as far as to fully remove it).
Hopefully in a few days time I’ll have this shit sorted (and I’ll be getting a new case as well seeing as nokia use cheap shit plastic).
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FUCK
I’ve made the dammage worse to my phone now, I can’t use it anymore, I don’t want it now and I need to get a new one. CUNT.
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Fuck off iMove
I absolutly HATE the new version of iPoovie, it’s more fucking wank than the last version. Before you could import music from your iTunes library, which is great, but now in the NEW AND IMPROOOVED version you can, but you can use CD music. Bollocks to that, I have a wicked idea for a short 60 second film/trailer and I can’t do it because I can’t get the PERFECT MUSIC to go with it as iPoovie doesn’t want to play fair.
Seondly, iPoovie doesn’t allow for visual editing, SHIT. AND FINALLY, iPoovie refuses to do text over video. FUCK OFF.
Gah, NOT GOOD.
I’m also still really annoyed with the grazes on my mobile, I can’t bear to use the piece of shit now because of it, I can’t look at the screen without wanting to smash it from disgust (it looks like it has perminant smudges on it and it’s hard to read).
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This weeks challenge
.. is to add “Bitch! Wo ist mein geld?” in to everyday situations, I’m not exactly sure if this is at all possible but it’d be a laugh.
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Bitch
I have TEH DOWNLAOD CODEZ for Bitch! (Wo ist Mein Geld?). To be honest I just downloaded itfor the name, but it’s a half decent song.
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My neighbours must die
I’m starting to become well fucked off with their behaviour today, it probably has something to do with being absolutely shattered and quite frankly I don’t have the patience to hear their fucking kids scream for HOURS on end.
If they don’t shut the little shits up I’m probably going to kill them, or maybe swear at the police for a bit and get done under section 5 SO I CAN BE TOSSED IN A CELL AND HAVE MANY HOURS OF PEACE AND QUIET.
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YAY
I’ve been MyDoomed, unfortunatly you see I have mailshell strip attachments. But more importantly when I receive an email from the “madsquirrels.com team” it seems most obvious that it’s full of virus badness.
Silly script kiddies leave h4x0r1ng alone and step outside for once or write some goffik peoms.
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HOLY SWEET JESUS ON A STICK
First are having a fucking LAUGH, I rang up to find the cost of a monthly pass for my area. Well I figured it’d be covered in the Bath area at £42 a month. WRONG, Wiltshire is covered in the “AvonPlus” which allows travel on all the First Bus services in the South West at a whopping £110 a month. Thats total overkill and quite frankly with shit like that the government shouldn’t be too supprised with the amount of people driving.
I did however contact FareSaver who do only the Market Place to C’ham town centre, for their multi-journey (or FareSaver 11) the price is £21.20, which makes it still less than what I spend on the DEVIL FUEL every month.
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On a serious note
.. I feel down and like I’m drifting in to nowhere, then I realised, it’s because I expected to be dead by 18-19 (for various reasons) so I never got around to actually planning past that point. Whoops.
Anyways, today I’ve done nothing, in fact, I’ve sat here all day and watched the laundry float about in the air. It floated in to it’s place all on it’s very own, amazing, the dishes also did the same, brilliant AND amazingly still this morning bread appeared from thin air, then I walked outside and saw two 15kg bags of dog food suddenly appear. WHAT AN ODD DAY!
I guess it is true, shit just magically happens without my intervention.
hmm.
knows exactly what I’m going on about and I’m sure a few other do too. Oh this is also a public post because I thought it’s high time that EVERYBODY knows I have problems, in fact, everybody should know I’m utterly fucked up.
Hoorah, I’ve done it. Anyways, I’m now very unsure what to do now, as in 100% unsure, I’m sort of a zombie at the minute drifiting day to day.
Bah. I’m rambling, I’ll stop now.
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GARMORPHTAZAKFIZZLEMASHIZZLEIZZLE
Things I have done today:
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Increased my hate to First bus for making me walk and extra ten minute to work MAKING ME LOLZ LATE because the driver decided to skip a stop by diverting her route. Bitch.
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Made a holey box for a pigeon to travel to pigeon A&E.
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Started to fuel my hate of courriers, which I’m missing teh lunch to wait for, but I get my lunch later, but I can’t get quality canteen food because they close and nighfrieght come early today so lunch can’t be until after three or summink.
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My chips have no gravy, so I’ve planned a revolution for the people of Laos.
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My picklists aren’t printing themselves out again, I should probably do that.
Premature termination of post.
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BOO
BOO, A HEX ON ALL YOUR HOUSES AND MAYBE SOME POX TOO!
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Blimmin trainz
I’m here at Chippenham station waiting for the Wessex train to Sarfampton which goes past (and stops in) Melksham which is great as I live in Melksham! This amazing feat from NetworkRailTrackBritishRail never seems to terminate my amazement (unlike the 1805 to Paddington, which terminates at Paddington).
Anyways, er, I’ve lost my train of thought (harr harr), yes, I’m TEH BORED and it cost me a squid to pass the time as my CRAPO TRAIN arrives to take me TO A DUMP ON THE SKIRTS OF MELKSHAM.
I’m bored. Oh yes. I’ve registered THE COOLEST INTERWEB NAME EVER ON THE INTERWEBNETWORK, but I shant tell you what it is yet because I haven’t put a cool kooky krazay “COMING SOON INNIT” page-picture.
btw, 20 minutes to train, 10 to my end of compootar.
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NICE TO SEE NOBODY LOVES ME ENOUGH TO DO THIS CRAPTASIC MEME, I’M GOING TO CRY NOW!
btw, will love me so when her postman arrives tomorrow.
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Britain will soon be full of HAPPY PEOPLE
Big ups to Nafiquah LaRone Shartifah Jaaaaaaaackson for this: Prozac found in Britain’s drinking water - report
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Wank
Since I’m trying to find out when the indian opens so I may purchase my tea from them as I’m lazy and in need of indian food I decided to see if the Melksham Craptive Net had any information and of course it hadn’t BOO.
I’ve also sent a photo message to but it took ages to feed through O2, BOO TOO.
But I’ve found what I call “Mr. Bobbles” at Argos which I shall purchase this evening on the way home and that is YAY, in fact, DOUBLE YAY, NAY, TRIPPLE YAY and therefore cancels out BOO x2.
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All is unwell
I’m not well well of at the minute, not at all.
First of all I’m starting to suspect that the counter part is straying away for relations, which is pretty much proven by the vast amount of dodgy evidence I have viewed. Texts between him and somebody named Lee which are most graphic, another is an email sent to somebody called sw20to40 in Aug 03, then comes the card for a Swindon hotel with his middle name as his first name and finally there is the other bloke he knows from way back which I unintentionally managed to view a very private email from (when I worked at my last company, it hit the mail filters). And he also seems uninterested in me anymore, which happens to be a big enough clue.
Over the past few weeks I’ve completely lost the plot and I’ve been gaining access to his various accounts for proof, I don’t want to do it, I don’t like to do it and it feels wrong to do it, but I get in such a state I can’t stop myself and when I find more little things it pushes me harder to continue on.
If he is actually doing what I suspect (and seem to have a fair bit on) I’m not exactly sure if I’ll cope or just spin off the rails from the hate, anger and humiliation.
Then whilst this is all going along, I’ve been hit hard by my wage drop by over 50%, I only make enough now per month to support my car (without fuel) and my credit card is very slowly running out of bank money to do things like feed my self and get transport to my present line of work.
But there is hope in that department as I’ve got two jobs on the go at the minute and I need one of them to actually make signs of movement.
I’m also really hoping that I can get to work by walking/public transport as it’ll save me a bit.
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I bring you TEH FUNZ
Tomorrow for a month (hopefully) I’m attempting to use TEH PUBLIK TRANZPERT rather than my metalic mail-order-money-eating-Russian-bride of a car as it’s far beyond what I can afford and I could use alot more walking.
Anyways, tomorrow morning I’m heading out stupid early (probably 7:20) and walking to Melksham train station where I will go on the 8:12 to Chippenham which is direct and will take only 12 minutes (rather than the 7:11 with a travel time of 1h51m) and get me there for about half eight, then I need to walk from the station to the industrial estate which is about 20 minutes.
Sure I’ve increased my journey time from 20-30 minutes to about two hours, but, I’ll save about a tenner or so every fortnight (in the long run) in fuel AND I can prolong my requirement to spend serious bling for a service with the non-existant usage of my car AND I’ll become un-fat in the process (plus I’ll actually fall victim to fresh air syndrome)!
And on Thursday I’ll be attempting to go by bus and see which takes less time and less money.
Wish me luck.
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HM Department of Vague Paranoia
may just enjoy this one.
Preparing For Emergencies.
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Ouch
I managed to roll over my foot with a palet truck today, no real damage but my toe hurts still. Boo.Posted from MadSquirrels.com.
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God bless the BBC and all who sail her
Edit: HAHAHAHA I’m such a thicko, I failed to read it fully and opted not to notice the bit that says “the OLD one…”, I’m such a BRITNEY SPEARZ MUPPETY FOOL.
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It may be silly
… but I’ve toyed with the idea of using HTML emails, no seriously, I’m so h4rdc0r3 old skool I still use plain text.
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Corr nice tits
I think the pvc fumes from work are getting to my head, I’m starting to go OMG mad (that or I’ve conformed to the Wiltshire standard of madness).
Anyways, I’m still awaiting my poxy “You’re an asshole cards” to which they’ll have immedate use everywhere. Er, whatelse am I missing, ah yes, classic video games for the GBA which I’m too lazy to go out and buy and too impatient to order online and wait for.
And that is all.
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Chavtastic
#I’m gonna look real smart in me burberry#
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trade copy reg
Nice - madsquirrelsmarauders.com
If their company didn’t look like a bunch of freephone solicitors I’d be insulted.
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Friday Fun
Huzzay it’s Friday!
I have decided that I’m going to remain here for an extra 30 minutes today to avoid most of the trauma of Chippenham at five on a friday, plus if I miss the traffic it only takes me 15-20 minutes to get home rather than 45-60 if I were to leave right at five, so no time lost there.
I’m tempted to get some bubble wrap at some point, I hear sex on it is liberating.
Err, umm, this guy is coming around today:
and I think his wife will be around too, she only works a few minutes away from us now, but since I don’t have a photo of her I’m unable to photographically introduce her.
My battery is going flat, bollox.
Coke 55p, my pocket has 40p.
MUST SEND POST!
Return later.
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Oops
Hi can I speak with [sounds like steve] Brown? Sorry, I don’t know of anybody in this department. Alright I’ll call back later.
Then it hit me, there happens to be a Chris here with that surname, oops. Then again that’ll teach him for saying Steve when he means Chris.
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DIE
Oi cuntsmash off the roads if you feel traumatised for waiting a whole 10 seconds, poor you I must have held up a whole other two cars whilst I wait for one to go past on my right.
SOMEBODY QUICK GET THE WHAAAAAAAAMBULANCE!
But in a serious note, I would have fucking road raged the old cunt for that, his self-centredness was beyond that or normal cunts.
First of all I do realise I did in fact hesitate, but I came to that conclusion after I had slowed down and realised I would have made it, but that would have required me not to look in to the road I was entering which would just be stupid.
Anyways, car heading towards me on my right, I’m making a right turn, I slow down look in to the road and quickly go over the situation in my head, if I was to turn there is the potential I may not make it in time and possibly cut up this other driver or worse, he hits me, so I wait until he goes past. However the old fucking git behind me is obviously outraged and sounds his horn and throws his hand in the air as if I’ve made him sit there for more than an hour. WHAT THE FUCK.
Anyways, I’ve got my window open so of course I’m muttering loudly yet shit face has his windows closed so my words go on dumb ears. Bugger.
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So cold lets kill some clowns
It is very cold out now, probably because i’m in a t shirt and it’s windy. That will learns me.Posted from MadSquirrels.com.
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An open letter
Dear Annoying Record Industry,
I got teh downlaod codez for a song and the was teh full track.
Suck my bollocks, I win.
Regards,
Keviquah LaTrice Shareefah Jackson
Amendment: Trying to control the download speed with your evil psychic powers isn’t doing anything, I’m prepared to wait 90 minutes for 2mb. EAT THAT WITH YOUR SPOON.
Amendment 2: If I get sued over this, I’ll look like a right arse.
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Bum bum I say
I just paid a fiver for a scooby-doo game. That better last the month.Posted from MadSquirrels.com.
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Nokia making RSI common
Today I was up at 7:30am to get ready to wait for Suckuricore-Crapega as I expected them to do the Parcel Force (knock on the door and do a runner), however, as it seems they’re now DHL so that standard is up and I actually got my package at 9am, score!
Now I’ve already got the phone out and running and I’ve also got most of my contacts on it, it has TEH AOLZ so I can be online when and where ever (for 75p a day [if I logon], plus gprs usage cost of course) and if I can get it working I can do my emails too, so I may not ever have a use for a computer again (well except for porn).
I’m most happy now, but there is one problem, Nokia obviously designed this to cause injury and pain, the phone is oddly shaped and the buttons are tiny as well as quite low so typing out a whole sentance requires the phone to be passed between hands as not to get some crazy RSI thingy bob.
Oh and one more thing, Nokia and O2 seem not to like you this morning, I made an attempt to send you a photo message but a no-go and when I OMG TXT0R3D you it never returned a delivery receipt. You’ll need to find your nearest mast and apologise to the network god for what ever you’ve done to have it smite you in such a way.
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Woo
I bought a t shirt that says ‘jesus is coming … hurry up look busy’Posted from MadSquirrels.com.
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OMG PHOTOZ.
These are some (by some I mean 35) photos from last nights Summer Ball.
I did however fail to take shots of the tiny fire (that was extingushed so you needn’t worry) and the punch up.
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483384
Err… is there really a point in charging him with this “crime”? Or is he going to be used as an “OMG TARRAREST head on a stick”?
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Zibble da cookery
Hoorah. Things are looking up!
Tonight I’m going to a posh do, tomorrow I may pop in and see the OMG NORF WILTSHAR FEZTIFAL in Shittenham, but I need to find this park where it’s being held and that is all mighty bollocks because I know nothing important of Chavinham.
But in much better news, First Bad-Ass Line has buses departing from Melksham to Shittenham so if I can and/or can not find where I’m going I can just get absolutely bollox’d and have a poor taxi fellow escort me home, in fact, I’ll use Home James of Chippenham, that’ll teach the fuckers to cut me up.
Err, whatelse. I can’t fink of anything.
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BBC News is starting to loose their touch
BBC News spends many pounds in an effort to tell us what we already know, that the BNP are Nazis who like to kick the shit out of Asians for fun. Unless their name is Nick Griffin, then it’s all a case of “selective editing” because he was caught being a racist nazi man on camera.
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Free to air satellite is amazing
I’ve just been watching the Russian satellite channel and have decided this is now called CrimeWatchska as it appears to only deal with crime and all that policeski.
If anybody has a better definition and a proper name for this programme feel free to give them to me on a postcard, sent first class from the Isle of Lewis only (or just a comment would suffice too).
In other news all must find me this song in MP3 format so I may burn it to cd and play it in the car so I appear to be well traveled, rather than some monkey in a traffic queue.
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Hoorah
I’ve hit the big time, well, sort of:
I splashed out and got meself some advertisement space at an expensive £9.99.
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Postal Goodness
This is my offical Smart Stamp stamp for all my post, it worked much better than I thought. But now I’m desperate to send off a bill payment with it just so some poor sod who opens post thinks I’m utterly mad.
Oh and don’t bother printing it out an affixing it to your letters, it’s just a sample print and RM staff will mock you, then charge the receiver and force them to pick it up from the sorting office which will cause them to want to kill you.
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Most annoying
It annoys me when RadioFG release CDs. I’m most annoyed because although one can see France from various parts of the UK on a clear day Amazon and other retailers are completely unable to obtain a cd over here.
So I’ve got to hope my French is still up to some basic standard and hope that carriage will cost me under 400 euro and make an effort to order off of a French website.
BLASPHEMY, BLASPHEMY I SAY!
Update: I have found a online shop in the UK which sold me the record in question for £14+VAT, which is a bit more than €16, but considering the carriage is 95p it all evens out.
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Right fuck all of you too
I’ve had enough of the fucking internet and all the fucking cunts on it who just generally fuck it up for everybody.
I’ve got like 50 bounce backs from various mail servers because some cunt decided to spoof my email address. But even worse is that they’ve tryed and probably have sucessfully sent emails through my MailShell account, thus making it look legitimate.
Cunts, I PAY FOR MY SERVICE AND YOU THINK YOU CAN TAKE OVER. FUCK OFF. GET OFF MY FUCKING INTERWEB.
I swear, I’m just going to bin my computer if this continues, why should I bother putting my time, effort and money in to something for some cunt to hack, ruin or deface the name I set up and worked on for ages.
Fuck off you little fucking h4x0r5, fuck off you spammers, fuck off you angsty goths, fuck off everybody, just FUCK YOU ALL.
I’m now going to go out and start smashing property of others, why not, there isn’t any point in not doing so, it seems to be the norm these days.
edit: Ignore this post, I’m angry and required to vent off somwhere, anywhere.
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Proper sad frown
TAMIKA ABANDONNED ME ON TEH AOL.Posted from MadSquirrels.com.
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iO2 We hate you tooi
God O2 are so stupid. I reported a premium rate service to them for spam, so what do they do? THEY ADDED ALL THE PREMIUM RATE SERVICES I HAD USED OVER THE MONTH TO MY COMPLAINT.
Idiots, I received some heat from iTagg over it because of it and they were about to suspend my account for spamming myself. Nice.
But I think it’s all sorted out as I’ve told my tale to the bloke in support.
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Nork
I’ve gone through most things that needed doing and now that fit builder lad is gone so i can’t stare at him all day. SAD FACE.Posted from MadSquirrels.com.
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Out and about
At the pub waiting for David. I’m also a bit tired.Posted from MadSquirrels.com.
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Boredom
I’m most bored. Poo.Posted from MadSquirrels.com.
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Bored
I’m thinking of going in to Melksham, how sad am I?Posted from MadSquirrels.com.
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Test three
Now with tag that worksPosted from MadSquirrels.com Wap
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Test two
Now with tag< br/ >< hr size=‘1’/ >Posted from MadSquirrels.com Wap< br/ >
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I have nothing better to say or do
Toss pot here orignally meant to post this here but I forgot to select the community. Oops. And I’m too lazy to delete this post. Double oops.
… so I’ll just post a picture of myself in an effort to increase the size of my ego.
And fuck your LJ cut, I’m too h4rdc0r3 for that.
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Right
I’m off outside to attempt to clean my windscreen (inside) and make an attempt at fixing my cd player as it’s being a CUNT.
edit: It’s fixed now. My in-car handsfree kit was confusing it and not allowing it to do required tasks as ejecting a CD, seeing as I haven’t used my handfree thing (or the mobile in the car for that matter) since December, I disconnected the kit until such time as I need it again.
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OH EM GEE
Last night I was watching The Wicker Man last night which was susposed to be TEH HORRAR film but turned out to be most porntastic, until the end when it became an odd mind fuck.
I also rang (me home gurl innit) last night, she spent many hours finding the true horror of capitalism, if you need it, they’re all out.
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WTF
Somehow this fucking adult sex text thing, shortcode 89398, has obtained my number and is now sending me texts at a cost of £1.50. I received the first one today at 2:40pm without warning or first sending a text to it, bam, it sent me a message.
At first I ignored it as text spam, until of course I received the second one which charged me alerting me to more chargable messages the following day about “no strings sex in your area”.
At the moment I’m out of pocket £3 for the STOP message and the unsolicited second message, so needless to say I’m FUMING. I’ve reported it to O2 and ICSTIS. But now I need to ring ICSTIS and inform them of the change of events from mindless spam to plain old everyday scamming.
I’ve tried ringing the 10p a minute number (0871) that’s attached to the organisation who operates the number, but oddly enough a “cleaner” picked up the telephone and denied thier company controlled this shortcode. Odd I never knew a cleaner to pick up phones “after hours” or even one that had some ideas of the day-to-day business of the company they come in and clean for.
I’m well vexed now, I want them to pay out my £3 and 17 units of their blood.
edit: It’s not just me who is receiving these messages it seems. Updates on the blood bath later.
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STOP THE PLANET
Technology has gone too far now and it must stop now.
I was just cleaning up dog wee with the carpet cleaner only to find this machine is critising my vaccuming! How rude of it to imply I’m cleaning “too fast”, poxy piece of shit, just wait when I’m smashing you to bits, YEAH THAT WILL SHOW YOU!
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477678
I’m Shanifah LaTrice Jaaaackson for GWR and you’re up to date.
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Photographic
To summerise: I need a haircut and at some point to violently attack that ever growing pile of clothing.
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I HEART TECHNOLOGY
I’m sure my gran is most jealous that now days it’s easy to hurl abuse at just about anybody, including referees. However, I still haven’t found the link to Victoria Beckham’s contact page where I can tell her to stop making “music”, or at least generate a script that will flood it with that message.
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Hoorah
I had an odd day. Two people were off work today, one by design and the other because he’s quite ill.
This wasn’t a problem as I was expecting the one up from the both of them to be there all day, which was a no go as she was off in Bristol with the printers. So I was left to my own devices, but nobody quite realised that until somebody came around to find one of them and was a bit shocked to see I was on my own and that the office didn’t have much of a clue about it. It was fine to be alone, but the health and safety aspect behind it is quite large, such as if the building explodes nobody will be aware of me actually being there, with the exception of the visitors list at security, but lets face it, if the entire building goes that list goes with it.
Anyways, moving on, all was well until the Night Frieght bloke came an hour early, so I rushed to finish that bits while he fucked off for 30 minutes, this would have been successful except the label printer decided to HATE ME and stopped working. In the end I got two packages out via night frieght, the rest are sitting on the floor waiting to go out on monday.
I finished most things at around 20 past four, so I was let off early only to wait in a traffic queue for 30 minutes as a result of a FARCE (First) IT-AINT-BUGDIN'-MATE (Badger Line) bus dying at the side of the road. Harr harr.
btw, LOOK AT MY NEW ICON WHICH I’VE NAMED “Uppa de bum”.
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BMW Drivers are to be shot in the streets
There were some real fucking winners on the road today, but only one of real mention.
This cunt in a BMW (I sense you’re not suprised) at two points within a 5 minute period manged to cut me up and nearly take the side off of my car because he wasn’t paying any attention to anything.
First down a two lane one way system as he’s turning into it I was stopped and now I’m just in the process of dropping my handbrake and moving foward when he decides to pull right out in front of me without even looking. Thankfully I had enough time not to smash in to him.
Then we approach the traffic light controlled roundabout, which you must read the road markings and signs or you’ll end up crashing, he ignored all of them and moved into the 2nd lane, I being in the 3rd lane was in the right for what he was about to do.
Once the light goes green, he continues in the 2nd, now first lane, which is due to exit after this set of lights. If you’re in this lane you get off the roundabout, if you’re in the third (now second) lane you have full access to ALL of the lanes after this traffic light.
Now my lane is the furthest out, so I cross over the two other lanes, I’m not wrong in doing this, it says it on the road markings. So I make my move in to my lane, however, cunt-tard seems to think that he’s more than entitled to access the lane I’m moving into, so much so he’s willing to shunt me out of the way to prove it.
As I’m moving left, I checked my mirror, which I did in good time because I find this beemer about to take off the passengers side of my car. So now I’m left with cutting up who ever is to my right and quickly accelerating to get in front of this plonker as I can’t do anything else.
What a fucking moron, seriously, the DVLA should take away your licence if you don’t have the ability to read white on black, or in the case of the signs, black on white.
Actually, since all BMW drivers seem to be utterly incompitent, the DVLA should have them executed gang-land style.
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OMG NOOZE 999
Harry and Charlie have a new friend, he’s got no name yet called Harvey.
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Photographic
Here are some photos I took last week in Preston.
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My head is spinning
Last night I got very drunk and did many things I remember little about, I do remember somehow ripping a hole in my trousers and almost taking off my wing mirror as I staggard past my car on the drive by falling down and deciding that would be the best device to stop me. Thankfully I was too slow and hit the floor before reaching out.
I just woke up and I still feel drunk, but now I’m going to make myself chips as I’m lazy.
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475203
Oh look, I’ve turned my music up, as if by accident, too bad I can’t be arsed to turn it down.
I love being mean and horrible to the cuntbours.
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Good fucking lord
…. tonight is going to cost me a mint. I was expecting to take a BUS in to Devizes for 8pm, however, the bus runs from 6 then again at 9, fuckers. So now I’m out of pocket £15 by taxi, then drinks and such, so £40 in cash and finally it’s going to cost me £20 to get home because Devizes taxis jack up their fares “after hours”, right fucking scam, fucking pikey taxi shits.
Anyways, other than the sheer cost of it, I suspect I shall have fun and be fucked by the time I fall out of the taxi and face first into the road just infront of the house. Hoorah for alko-hall.
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We shant have any of that activity here young man
I had quite a slow day today, which was nice,even though we started early today for the footie.
I hit Shittenham and Man-Milksham atvery good points in the traffic timings, instead of idiling away for 45 minutes I got there in about 25-30 which isn’t bad at all. Then on the way home I left at 4* and manged to get in to The Market Place (Melksham) within 15 minutes from leaving work which has a classification of FUCKIN' ACE.
Tomorrow I’m going in to Devizes with former work peoples, such as Victoria, Ashleigh and I assume EasyPants™ will follow suit (see in store display for details).
Anyways, randomness aside, I quite like the company I’m temping for coughWavincough, but like all good things it must end (next friday) and I’m probably going back to Sweat Shop. MANY INTERNET :(
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BEST NUMBER PLATE EVAR
received a text when I saw this. As you can tell I found my digital camera, this image is explodified so it’s a bit crap.
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An open letter
Dear Record Companies,
Lick my fucking bollocks. I have attempted to obtain a song via the more than legal iTunes service, but they did not have it so I decided to download a copy off a p2p network as you have selected not to make it available to me.
However, your seeding of dodgy tracks is most annoying and quite frankly you should stop it. Now before you say I’m an evil man and that I should have gone in to a shop to purchase the CD you should listen up. My nearest music shop is about 10-20 miles away, now to get there it costs me a small sum in petrol, then you sell me an overpriced piece of plastic for a price in excess of 20 Pounds Stirling. Now seeing as you’re all American I should point this out in your currency, this is roughly 36 United States Dollars and 61 United States Cents.
Yeah, fuck you and you overpaid cunts can pay for my petrol too bastards.
Kind Regards,
Keviquah Shareefah LaTrice Jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaackson.
ps. I sent you a bomb, let me know if it doesn’t arrive as I’ll need to look for the sorting office that turned in to a hole in the ground (or that fucking pikey postmans “house”)
edit: Many more open letters here.
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Best day ever
OMG. Today is SO VERY GOOD one is an undisclosed reason which makes me OMG HAPPAY!
Secondly and mosy IMPORTANTLY:
Nasty Shittenham Roundabout: 16, Me: 1.
I 0wn3d that fucking roundabout, I went on and came off on the right road instead of orbiting it repeatedly and/or having to drive 4 1/2 miles out of my way to have a second go.
And finally TEH BAST NOOZE EVAR: My insurance has dropped down to £68.25 which is about £700 and bits plus the 8% loan rate from Direct Line. This news makes me wee with glee.
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LOLZ OF TEH DAYE
BEST HEADLINE EVAR: Butt hit by knee injury.
They must have had a great laugh at his expense for such an unfortunate name, but now he’s a footballer and can buy the ladies, so I guess in the end he got the last laugh.
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473111
JONSKA, I SAW A BEE MATING WITH A FLY, SOON THERE WILL BE MUTANT FLYBEE HYBRIDS AND WE WILL ALL DIE.
Unless of course, instead of being mutant killer flybees they become bees who act like flies, then that could be as simple as laying down some poison poo.
(btw, this occured in that backward Wiltshire town of Chippenham, to which I left at speed this afternoon.)
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I’m watching a bee killing or attempting to mate with a fly. They’ve just finished, soon there will probably be some crazy mutant bees.
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OMG
Today is most bollocks and good all at once. First I shall give you the bollocks, I need to find where new work is in Chippenham, I woke up very early to do this as I need to go via Melksham Town Centre and drop off my monitary demand form at the agency, but I also could be driving around for the next hour after that crying like a woman on her “special day” (in between the anger, happyness and other mood swings that go along with it). MANY INTERNET BAHS TO THAT.
Now the good news, I survived my 7 days of no fizzy drinks, worship me for my amazingness-ness.
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OMG TEH STOOPEDS
O2 are incompitent as ever, but this time in my interest!
First my monthly tariff is £30 a month, then you have non-inclusive texts, MMS and voice calls which usually makes my bill somewhere around £35 on average. However, today I received a bill notification asking me for £22.21 (which will be stolen by direct debit at some point).
Now as you can see the basics behind this 22.21 bill is beyond me, so I check my bill. It seems for some odd reason O2 have just decided to lump on a GPRS Bundle credit at -£15.00, I’m baffled at this as I have media messaging which doesn’t allow for GPRS usage (by laptop, only for wap) so I’m curious why they have randomly decided this, but as you can tell I’m not curious enough to ring them and have them figure it all out and risk loosing my KNOO FREE CASHE.
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Many things one update
Today I received in a letter (on behalf of the Royal British Legion) from a woman whos mum had received a letter in 1941 advising her that her son was “missing” over Germany. But that’s nothing new, however, she included the orignal document for five minutes I held history between my fingers, we reckoned the letter was about 63 (give or take a few months).
Obviously it wasn’t something any sane person would send through the post, but her mother died hoping her son was still alive and she was quite desperate to find out anything. I passed on the letter to a supervisor who hopefully sent it on to RBL
Secondly, our fucking neighbours almost got a punch today from me and the fire brigade, something that fat horrid woman was cooking smelt much like burning wax, what made it worse and quite scary was the fact the downstairs filled with this smell so I was about to ring 999, however, after stepping outside I noticed smoke coming from their outdoor shit box BBQ and of course she was frying up a whole animal inside, probably an elephant, but who’s to say, so I found no need to ring the fire brigade. I did however find the need to check if Focus had enough paint thinner for substantial dammage upon two cars.
In other MORE IMPORTANT news, I’ve checked Whale Watchers, they have two meetings, both on Thursday. Wow, choice. But even more importantly, I haven’t consumed TEH KOKE-AH-KOH-LA (or other carbonated sugar drink).
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Sleep malafunction
I can’t sleep now, it’s horrible. But it also probably has a lot to do with the amount of caffeine I have consumed today.
BOO.
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Hohum
I’m not going to bed now.
The dogs, starting with Harry, heard something and rushed downstairs barking in that “who the hell are you” bark, which scared me shitless. Here I am stark naked, I’ve got my mobile with the nines already dialed in, I check the upstairs and turn all the lights on, then I rush downstairs checking the rooms one by one and when I get in to the kitchen I grab the biggest fuck off knife we have and check the storage space under the stairs and then the downstairs bog.
Thankfully there wasn’t anything, so no need to grace PC Plod with my assortment of hanging meats.
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Actual email to LJ Abuse
Hello,
In my entry on www.livejournal.com/users/mad… the “user” kgibraldi3 who in actual fact is a spam bot from the planet Spamulon 7, has posted a spamtastic comment which is slightly annoying.
The IP address used was/is 66.230.170.130.
Please have it this user removed from my interweb.
-Kevin
Now I’m off to find their ISP and send a similar message.
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I also
… found that First Direct have been putting away £50 a month in to my eSavings account at NatWest, so I’m blinged up to £100 in savings, which unlike the last times I attempted to save I SHANT TAKE THIS MONEY EVAR. Well I will take it eventually, but not in the near future.
Err, what else, ah yes, my credit card is unnaturally under spent, which is most nice but I suspect they’ll just give me an extra £6,000 credit limit to encourage it’s use because Banks are just that foolish, “look he has no money, give him more credit!!11”.
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Blorg
David is still off in Evesham tonight so I’m all alone in the house again with the dogs, who take great joy in making me think there is a psychopathic murderer who has frequent appearances on Crime Watch, somewhere on the first floor.
I also feel like consuming the alcohol but I’m alone and that would be sad and for some reason at 3am I occasionally feel like going out for a drive, I’m not sure why but I do.
In other news I almost lost this entry due to incompetence.
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BAH ON ALL YOUR HOUSES
I’m most unamused with o2 at the moment. I was sent two media messages which I can’t pick up because of “unable to connect to serice”, “Error connecting to service” and/or “service unavailable”.
THEY ARE MOST PANTS AND GETTING ON MY TITS NOW.
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THANK YOU FOR RUINING MY WEEKEND KTHNX
Our cunty and morbidly obese neighbours have returned home after a week of holidays or as I suspect, they finally finished their tea at MacDonalds. However, after peace for the entire week with everything being fantastic and no harsh things muttered as one drives out or in to the estate, they just come back and ruin it for everyone.
I have a feeling the tree-bush-plants that David put on the side of the house helped, then again the fat bitch was driving so it could just be the short walk from the side of our house to their front door was too much for the both of them to cope with.
God I hate these people, why can’t they just burn their side of the attached house down and get the fuck out or at least start acting in the interests of others rather than themselves and her ego with that quite old and far from posh porche she so loves to display on their drive.
As you can tell these people really wind me up. They’ve had subtile hints by pretty much everybody now and still it hasn’t penetrated the fat between their eyes and their brain.
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BB5
So they kicked Kitten out, well there isn’t much reason to actually view this years deperate attempt at Big Brother now.
Good move Big Brother cronies, she was the best tool you could ever have in your lap and you kicked her out and left two drawn out queens, a handful slappers, some old bloke and that guy who doesn’t really do much, if anything.
Plz go bak 2 u r marketing skool kthnx.
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Chavs
Oh you silly chav girls, don’t you ever learn? When you’re walking it’s a silly idea to mouth of about somebody elses motor as they drive past you. Why you may ask, because you look dim and not having a motor yourself doesn’t even give you ground to comment.
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OMGEE
OMFG TEH GUBERMENT IZ WATCHING UZ!!111
I have a feeling they’re not watching our texts, if they did they are obviously wasting their time as 100% of texts look something like this U HRNY 2 NITE, CUM OVER XX.
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More Hoorah
I’ve got work for all of next week. Many yays!
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This is what I have done today I am most proud
Today I sat and scrubbed my rear bumper and wing mirrors, then did the same at the front bumper but also scraping all the fly corpses off and also giggling when I found my “war wounds” from the rabbit, phesant and flower pots that had the misfortune of jumping into my car. I also cleaned the tyres with tyre cleaning spray and they look like new, which is good because I’m not spending £200 to buy three new tyres when the ones on there are perfectly good enough and still VERY legal.
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Something isnt quite right here
Our local pentioners who moan and whine about almost anything seem to be receiving constant visits by the Ambulance Service just yesterday a motorcycle paramedic showed up a number of times to their house and now today that was at their doorstep. It’s a bit concerning.
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Well now I know
It seems they mis-read my writing and tried to deposit to the wrong account, so now she’s going to take the cheque over to NatWest for me and deposit it which is brilliant-ish as I’ll have my money in 5 bank days.
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According to my post
…. I should have been paid today, however, my bank account is without their funds. This makes me most unamused.
I’ve worked all last week for nothing it seems, these funds are meant to pay my road tax and give me a bit of bling on the side, but I haven’t a penny from them. If it’s not in by end of play today I’m going to arson down my bank and the agency and find out what occured on monday.
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BNP Lame and Stupid FACT
If you missed the party political broadcast on the BBC view it here.
It’s best to have a BNP leaflet at the standby as they contradict each other every other word. Also note the appearence of the token non-white person, who they hung later that evening at the BNP candidate dinner.
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Hooray
No points for guessing why I’m not working tomorrow. I guess you live and learn.
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I M NOT AMUSED
Yesterday I was asked if I was available to work today and tomorrow for the other agency whilst I was still having thursday and friday at the other one. Now seeing as the pay was a bit better and less sweat shopesque I decided to become unavailable to the agency I was doing this admin stuff for.
Now I received a call last night telling me “oh thursday is a no go, the person who was doing it can still but possibly friday” bah there goes £40 (before tax) for today and if I go without work tomorrow then I’m out by £80.
In other news I’ve got to call the agency in Melksham and alert them to my pending tax blow up when I inform them I’ve been added to the books of another agency.
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Yay for weekends. I start work again on wednesday, so my bank holiday is long, well sort of.
edit: I won’t even comment on the delay, it’s far too obvious.
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In related news
…. if you see the car with the registration number L114 ROR (or at least any vehicle with the trailer displaying that registration) please kick off their wing mirrors as shit for brains didn’t load his trailer correctly and objects started to spill out on to the carriage way RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME. Thankfully all the stuff that fell out was plastic so I just ran it over rather than starting an accident by emergency stopping.
Also if you see any cyclists run them down, they’re ASKING for it today. All the ones I’ve encountered have decided that they are not only allowed to cycle in the middle of the carriageway (and not turn right) but to do this on roads that you’d have to be insane to think of overtaking on let alone doing the act of overtaking.
You get a bit of sun and any idiot just decides to use the road. Nice.
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Fucking Royal Mail
I thought they refused to deliver BNP leaflets, oh well, at least it gives me something to laugh at.
I’ve just read most of the leaflet which is most misinforming, I shall point out some of the ones that aren’t just screaming in your face as “false fact”:
EU Time-bomb: British membership of the European Union has blown away our borders and control over our own legal system. Since May 1st, 75 milion potential migrants from eastern Europe can now walk into Britain and live here at our expense. 97% of all asylum applications are bogus yet the politicians do nothing to stop the flood and protect us.
First of all, I shall note that the final sentance doesn’t really fit in, but then again if you say it repeatedly it might just have some effect…. or not.
Secondly, the BNP seem to forget that migrants from the new EU countries are unable to claim benifits until they have been working for over a year, so I’m not quite sure how they’re living at our expense at this time.
Housing time bomb: Asylum is ripping apart our countryside. The government is already planning to build five giant new cities, each the size of Birmingham, over the next 30 years to house over 5 million new immigrants.
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Immigrants and asylum seekers are two different things, if you could read a dictionary this would be obvious. So take off the white hat and have a look for yourself.
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I’m sure the government are going to plough down the countryside and build Birmingham five times over, not only does it sound like a laughable claim, but it also smells of bollocks.
Now lets start looking at the two photos that just made me wee myself:
Oh BNP what fun you have made my Tuesday morning, now stop sending your leaflets as if I could vote (I was a bit late on the eletorate register this year) I wouldn’t vote for you.
edit: Print this out and tape a penny to the back and send to the address marked on it.
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today is teh sux0rs
Today is offically shit.
The iron hates me and quite fancies spraying shit all over my WHITE clothes, if they were of some colour I could have ingored it but no it does it to all that is white and stainable.
In other news I need to find my self and offical England top, I’ve got a Carlsberg one but it smells of advertisement and sometimes being a walking billboard is quite uncomfortable.
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View it
Because I’m hardly ever online and because sms to lj is becoming pants refer to this journal. It is updated frequently by textaphone.
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465755
After 5 minutes of Big Brother 5, I may just follow this to the end. They all seem a bit mad and that would be TEH BAST SARIEZ EVAR!!!1`11 etc.
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A POLITICAL MESSAGE
This is a poltical party broadcast for the Kevin the supreme overlord, we worship you our loveable and caring leader!
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I couldnt have scripted this
When sorting out the donations for the cancer care charity I found a donation made by Mr. Death.
And the irony fairy strikes again….
edit: this is valid and true as the cheque was in the same name.
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WHAWHAWHAT
I think O2 are starting to irritate me on purpose. I’m now national rating up my phone bill trying to talk to one of the idiots in direct debits to see if they’re going to bollocks up my payment AGAIN.
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Came home
… had a yoghurt and a pint of coke at speed and now I must go (at 30mph).
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BOLLOCK SUCKING CUNT MAGNET
You remember how I changed my bank account and all my direct debits have been moved across? Well today I received a threatening letter which can be sumarised to this: LEIK OMG U KANCALLED U R DIREKT DABETTE, I CLOZE U R AKKOUNT`!!1111!!11!!/1//1??1/?1/!!^!^&&@&@£%%£5355578648327687687
I feel a suitably shitty phone call coming on about how out of all the comapnies who rob me blind each month that they are the ones who thought “READ THIS, IMPORTANT ACCOUNT CHANGE” read as “DELETE THIS, NO SERIOUSLY, IT’LL BE A LAUGH”.
Morons.
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Posted using sms_to_lj
I’ve got temporary employment for the week, but it’s a bit crap. Details at eleven.
edit: This is exactly how shit Orange text messaging is, I sent this on Monday. Too prove my point go here and look up the sms to lj number: 07890716820.
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More news
After not seeing himself on television during the last 48 hours, David Beckham has a conference to whinge about something that nobody really gives a toss about.
Seriously, WE SENT YOU TO SPAIN, DIDN’T YOU TAKE THAT AS A HINT TO GET OFF MY FUCKING NEWS?
I’m tempted to start a new charity “Spare a fiver and I’ll take 100 luckly football hooligans to kick in Beckham’s face”.
edit: After watching the video from ITV News, it appears David has put on a pair of Victoria’s earrings this morning.
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463151
Royal Mail postmen refuse to deliver BNP leaflets - discuss.
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My pasta sauce smells much like the sauce used in Tikka Masala, I’ll be most upset if those One Stop bitches switched the label. If that is the case then One Stop Bitches will overtake the Post Office Bitches as number one on my list of “Bitches”.
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Bling
I got myself a temporary job until Friday it seems.
It’s most uninteresting, well, mostly. You know where places like Marie Curie Cancer Care when they send out a mailing for donations, well, when you return them with a donation of kinds they come back into an office in Melksham where people like me sort them into different payment groups like Cash, Cheques, Credit Cards and CAF Vouchers.
Hurrah for me :o)
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I’ve woken up and I can’t get back to sleep.
Many internet :(
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Lego is rubbish now days. I was interested in getting a kit to make something groovy but it’s all Harry Potter now!
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462007
I have a new hero.
Unfortunatly, the purple substance wasn’t Anthrax or Ricin a bit of a shame really, the “third world” would finally end it’s famine as Prescott was no longer alive to eat their food aid for his tea.
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HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
There is some fun on the estate today, I’m parked up back under the tree as I’m waiting for a certain person to put his quad back in to the garage.
Anyways, our errogant arsehole of a neighbour has managed to top his general cuntness (see photo).
So far the last few motorists have been seen saying things like “fucking wanker” and “idiot”, which is most amusing.
However, arse face has parked his car somewhere else and it isn’t on his drive, so he’s probably just blocked me in (as I can’t reverse out of the spot I’m in without taking off some paint and maybe the driver’s side of the vehicle. Cunt rags really needs to start double parking on his drive, our neighbours (at number 3) have THREE cars, all of which fit on their drive because the make use of this “garage” thing for their third car.
Oh well. I’m sure somebody is going to kick off some wing mirrors and if he’s blocked me in, chances are it’s going to be me.
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Posted using sms_to_lj
The cloths line has been taken over by tiny spiders, how very rude of them.
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Tripple bah
Earlier I headed over to my former place of work to raid David’s car and see if the discs I needed were in there, but I missed him by a short amount of time.
Bah. I’ll need to check when he gets home so I can get off to the agencies (in Melksham), if they’re not in there then I’ll need to re-write my CV.
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GET BACK HERE YOU CD BITCHES
I’m most annoyed. I burnt my CV and a load of other files off of my ex laptop to CD. Now I REQUIRE my CV and I can’t find the discs. Bah.
Also, The Agency keeps on calling but never leaves messages which is VERY annoying as they could be giving me work but I can’t hear the poxy phone. Double bah.
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HOORAH
Two things….
One, HRH Micra has passed her test, but she had two things that needed to be sorted at some stage. First one being the front brake pad is getting low and the second is, and I quote, slight movement is N/S/R anti-roll bar link. If anybody has a clue what the second one is, please place your answers on a postcard.
Also, I rang up V Mobile, they’re keeping my details and will ring me back when they start recruiting, which they suspect will be in July/August time. They gave me an example of the hour/day patterns which work in a two week rota from about 1pm to 12am and it’s shifts, which isn’t a problem at all. But they days they’re looking for on week one is Monday, Tuesday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday and on week two it will be Monday and Wednesday. So I have a fair bit of time to get my various plans back into motion.
Other than that I have no more real news. Boo.
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Well
… that was a complete waste of time. I spent an hour driving around trying to find this place, with help from the people on the other end of the phone but to no avail.
I had to cancel the appointment (30 minutes late) and I drove to the Texaco up the road and booked my MOT at the garage there for half eight in the morning on Monday.
Boo.
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Back to the old news
Well in an update to my really old news, before leaving I’ve checked the Orange mobile phone bills and one handset in particular. There is about 100 texts to the same number and three photo messages to the same one, all usually within a few seconds of each other.
My suspicion is that this is, in fact, this “Lee” bloke and now they’re exchanging photos. That makes me feel much better now.
Now Jon has made the following offer, I can stay with him in Bristol FOC until I find a job, then of course pay for the room. Now Bristol has many more opportunities for me education wise and work wise, but I’ve been hesitant to take this up because of one person, who now seems to be getting a bit more serious by text/MMS with his sms-whore.
Decisions, decisions.
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PLS DIE BBC
The stream for Radio 1 is being particularly shit right now and that makes me ANGRAY.
For this I wish to have some of my licence fee back kthnxbisexual.
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458887
I haven’t even finished off my day and some fucker has nicked my mouse.
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Well there is a first really
I’ve finally received something out of this fucking company, a thank you. Well actually, I received this from one of the Directors.
Nothing but a thank you, it was a nice gift because the rest of them won’t even say it and I’m glad somebody thought enough of what I have done here to have said it.
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Blork
I’ve just rung up The Agency (the agency I popped in at on Tuesday) to confirm if they received my CV by email today. Unfortunatly Jennie isn’t in and I’ve got to ring in later.
At least it’s something to do.
In other news I need to know where to get TEH ADULTE EDUCASHUN, West Wilts DC are being USELESS and not giving me the information on their WAB SYTE and Witshire County Council are also being WHORES by doing the same. I think they should just GIVE me GCSEs for finding the information. For finding this course through the stupidity of the intarwab you get 6 GCSEs in WTF STOOPED KOUNCILZ.
Also, Siemens have unblocked streaming media so I can listen to all online radios again, except for Vibe FM because their stream is fucked up, bastards.
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I H8 U PLZ DIE KTHNXBISEXUAL
Well yesterday wasn’t bad at all because I was given things to do and I spent most of the afternoon in my “old” office.
However, today has returned back to the same as monday and tuesday. He hasn’t visited at all, nobody has called and I’m all alone again.
Well thanks for humouring me, it’s quite obvious that is what happened and quite frankly they couldn’t give a fuck about me around here.
Assholes.
edit: I’m probably going to take tomorrow afternoon off if it remains like this.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I like these last few days, I can now be honest with some of these fucktards who obviously can’t read.
We have Angela from Brentford who in the past has logged a support ticket on her own, however, being a thicko she forgot her username and password and started to whine to me. So after telling her what it was she fucked it up and sent a whiney email.
So being the class lady I am, I found the orignal email sent to everybody in the company and bolded the bits that were relivant to her idiocy and sent it off.
That shut her up.
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BAH
On breakfast they’re going on about 81.3p per litre of petrol being horrific in London & Manchester. Sorry I have no sympathy, here in Wiltshire I’ve seen it up to 84p chew that bitches.
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Fun
I could be going to Basildon tomorrow. Where is my burberry? Whar iz ma buryberry innit?
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456822
LOOK EVERYBODY, I’M JUST OVER-REACTING! I QUITE ENJOY PHYSICALLY HARMING MYSELF, NOT BECAUSE HAVING TO SIT IN THAT ROOM ALONE ALL DAY IS MENTALL DISTRESSING TO ME, OH NO, I LOVE HURTING MYSELF IN MY SPARE TIME.
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So Im home now
I had to take the afternoon off, I couldn’t sit there for another five hours. Seeing as I didn’t have my car on me I walked down the canal to get home, that took me about 1 hour 45 minutes and then I took a taxi for the last few miles, which cost me £4.75.
Now I’m home.
On my way though I popped into an agency and I need to email my CV to her and now I need to head into Melksham and do the same there (and maybe obtain some Maccie Dees).
Anyways, I’ll de-nudify myself now. ta ra.
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456280
Unfortunatly on this occasion you haven’t been short-listed, you should be receiving a letter in the post to inform you of that.
Bollocks.
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456105
Unfortunatly on this occasion you haven’t been short-listed, you should be receiving a letter in the post to inform you of that.
Well that, my upcoming financial problems, my prison sentance at HM Prison Latchways, 2nd Floor offices are starting to make me lose the plot just a little bit. Since about half 9 I begun doing this to myself:
Since that photo I’ve done quite a fair bit more and it’s less pleasing to the eye to say the least. I can’t come back to this place tomorrow or I’ll have my self sectioned as I will be pushed over the edge of my mental limits.
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Fun
Inbetween moments of using a blunt object to cut up my arm, I rang Kennet DC to enquire on any progress/decisions about the job since I wasn’t contacted yesterday either way.
So the woman from the HR department is going to enquire and give me a ring when she finds out anything.
I was also going to show you my work “Pain and Mental Distress” which I’m mid way through crafting on my left arm, but it’s not photographic as of yet. I am a bit concerned though when I finish it I’ll have nothing to do at all for the rest of the afternoon.
In other news, jobs are shit in this area. Nothing in Melksham and nothing in the area that can cover driving excessive way daily.
BOO.
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I cant do this
I’ve brought in a radio to make my lack of human contact better and the fucking thing can’t pick up shit.
I can’t do anymore days like this, I CAN’T.
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Posted using sms_to_lj
I think it’s safe to assume I haven’t been short-listed for the council job.
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Great
The resemblance of this company to one of HM’s Prisons is uncanny.
In other news, I’m going to lunch and I may or may not return and quite frankly in the mood I’m in I couldn’t give a shit about “contractual obligations”.
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Current Status Anxious
Calls to answerphone: 23 Messages: 0
Last updated: 14:23
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454596
My call charges today for calling home to find out of Tha Caaaaaancil rang are going to be mad.
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I’m not amused or happy today, this cunting company can fuck right off and so can David too.
David has his new person in which means for some reason I’m caught dealing with everything and that isn’t on. His excuse is he wants to do shit with this new bloke, however, when I started here I pretty much hit the road running and fell flat on my fucking face.
And now the small shit is getting to me, like the fact I’ve been brushed off from the rest of the staff, I’m alone in an office in the new offices that are built and nobody but me is here and also nobody comes down this route so I see nobody and only get calls of bitching and moaning about shit I could really fucking care less about.
And it gets better, at somepoint (as per threats) I’ve been told that I’ll probably be heading up to Durham to attach their stupid ADSL, which I seriously don’t want to do and quite rightly. The excuse is that it would do this person “no good to his credit” if he was sent up. Really, fuck you! I was sent up to Manchester in my first week, I didn’t know shit, what about MY credit. Oh wait, I DON’T HAVE ANY HERE.
And now on top of everything my fucking overdraft is at £427 now, I’m not excatly sure how I’m going to make it through next month or at all now, my fucking car is due for all it’s shit and I, some how, need to pay my bills after June. That is of course if I have any money past June 1.
I know most, if not all of you, are probably saying that I put myself in this position, which is true, but how would you like to work somewhere that you know no matter what you do daily will fail because everybody around you makes that happen along with a manager who doesn’t listen to anything you tell him and he gets shitty when you “don’t say something” after saying it thousands of times prior.
This company has made me in to a blob, I’m always tired and never have any motovation in life because of the shit I need to deal with at this cunting place.
Fuck this company, fuck the people and fuck everything.
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Today
Today’s emotional combination: Apathy and Anger
I’m not exactly sure how this one works, how can one be angry and apathetic at the same time?
Oh well.
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Posted using sms_to_lj
TGMGJGMQTMJGKUJHNBKPGJMJINKG this is much too early for coherent thought.
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Test post.
edit: It finally works on O2 again.
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One way on the 666 express to Hell please
Due to budget cuts, the Army needed an alternate source of income.
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I have just realised
… it has been a while since I’ve seen online.
COME BACK WE HAVE JUMBO JOKES TO EXCHANGE!
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HAPPY DAYS
I just received this text from : It lives!
Today will be a glorious day as it always is when O2 finally get something right.
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WTF
I just got a call from somebody at Broadband Insurance, dare I ask what do they insure?
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Note To Self
I have an MOT booked at Sanmax MOT Centre, Kingsbury Square, Kings St Melksham, Wiltshire SN12 6HL. (Tel: 01225 707333) on Saturday, 15 May, 2004 at 10:30am.
I’m hoping the car will pass without problem, if it doesn’t I’m going to be in credit card debit which is a cunt.
I’ve also got my road tax AND insurance to renew, both during the same period because I’m unable to renew either until 20 days prior to expiry which is also a cunt because I’d rather do it now whilst I have money.
Gah. I HATE YOO CAR.
And the car would have been paid off by now if I could have kept up the £308/month payments, but alas petrol made that a problem.
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Joy
So I’ve been moved in to the new offices away from any other human contact, great.
I’ll probably not see anybody for the next week as I finish off at this Cuntpany.
I hate them.
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YAY EMOTIONS
I so very much love emotions, over the past week or so has been brilliant. I’ve gone from sad to angry, with a stop at self-pitty and occasionally I have experienced two or more emotions on different ends of the scale.
Seriously, there isn’t anything like being happy and self-harming all at the same time. I’M SO HAPPY I’M GOING TO KUT!!!111.
Whatever. I’m starting to slip in to madness right now, so much so I think I may have just scared Hannah.
My brain copes well in overstressed situations.
Good day.
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In other news
… I’ve set up a new and improved voicemail thingy on my line, it has menus and such and better yet it’s sooper timed for my convienence.
I’m doing the final tests and then it goes live.
Such fun.
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CHEERS NOW IM GOING TO CHUNDER
This is what I was forced to view this morning in my inbox, those two things are my father’s newest children (because dirty fag sons don’t spread the family seed).
The oldest is Adam, who I hate, and the second one is Sarah (with an ‘h’ of course) who I will most likely hate too.
With any luck my father will fuck up their lives as he did mine and just maybe he might realise that condoms are his friend and should be used during all sexual activities.
I am now off to vomit as this photo makes me very ill.
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Well this explains everything
According to this I think like a woman, which could explain why I like a bit of cock now and then.
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HELLO U LEFT NO MESSAGE M8
Who is 07973 532***? Cos you rang me at home and I’m not ringing you back as you could be a stalker.
kbisexual.
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An open letter
Dear world leaders,
Today, 3 May 2004, it is my 21st birthday. Please hand over full power of earth to me today as I’m less likely to crush and murder all your people in a blood filled take over.
If you do not comply by 23:59:59 BST I can assure you I will unleash the most vile and death filled planetary take over ever seen by man.
Kind regards, Kevin
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FUCK YOU
All I fucking wanted tonight was pizza, I wanted to sit down and eat fucking pizza. But NO the fucking oven burnt it and now I’m eating fucking shitty nachos.
I ask for NOTHING and this fucking planet fucks that up. GO TO HELL.
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iFarewell and Thank Youi
04/28/2004 05:18 pm
Hello,
First of all, let me say that this has been a great run. I had no idea Listen-To would be this popular and that so many people would enjoy the service it would provide. It has grown tremendously at a very fast rate, and has been a great learning experience overall.
Due to lack of time, effort, and support the site will be shut down indefinitely sometime in June. All features will be shut off, and the site will be unavailable. All paid memberships are being refunded in the next week or so to account for the June shut-off.
So, you may be asking yourself.. “Now What?”. There are a few other sites that do exactly what Listen-To does, searching Google should turn up a few. One that has a very similar service is AudioScrobbler. That is the one I will be moving to (as a user) when Listen-To’s server gets shut off. One note, AudioScrobbler is facing many of the challenges we were facing. Many users, and little money to work with. If you do decide to use their service, please don’t hesitate to donate them some money. It can only make things better.
So, what about the Listen-To code? I will not be releasing any of the source code to the public, since the site will be offline shortly after the site is closed. And what about the data? All data will be erased when the site is offline, you should not worry about any of your personal information (email, ip, etc). It will all be destroyed securely.
Thanks again for all of your support over the last year and a half.
Direct any questions to me AT listen-to DOT com
-Brandon
Fucksocks
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TEH GUBERMENT SUXORS
I hate the government, I really do. The Inland Revenue has failed to move me to a correct tax code for the past 2 years, so I’ve been paying out more than I should for all this time.
However, this month (the month before my last pay) they finally decide to fix my tax code, idiots.
Oh well, at least I’ll get a nice cheque again next year.
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I like pay day
Money goes in, money gets syphoned off immedatly. God bless it.
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Random Innovativeness
Because I wish to abuse the wonders of LJ phone posting (at reduced cost) I have used the services of UK2Me.
There are now two four three 0870 numbers that route to (at no other cost than a national rate call) the New York, Boston, Atlanta & Hicksville LJ phone post numbers.
Boston: 0870 340 1167 (seems to point to a fax number.) New York: 0870 340 1168 Atlanta: 0870 340 1178 Hicksville: 0870 340 1179
I make no promises or guarentees on these numbers and if they break you’re going to have to sort yourself out with another one from UK2Me.
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Urgh
I’m never getting drunk on white lightning paint thinner again. I feel rough and thats because my mouth tastes of chemical goodness so one would assume that is the culprit.
Blarf
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HAHAHA
I’m drunk on white ,lightnign I’m so lower class.
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HAHAHA
I’m drunk on white ,lightnign I’m so lower class.
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MONY
I’ve had to switch from my three phone back to my o2 one as I can’t afford to have bills in excess of £70 a month purely on non-voice/non-premium services.
I quite like three, I like the phone but unfortunatly I have to ditch it. I will be forwarding the number back to my o2 one (as I have 750 minutes per month) but I won’t be picking up texts on it.
I’m not canceling the contract or I’ll be shagged hard by three, but £35/month (plus my o2 contract) together is cheaper than my “standard use” with three.
sigh
Re-add this number to your phone books: 07734 653 887.
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An open letter
Dear Germany,
As of this date I hereby impose a restriction on the export of your “dance music” until such time as you meet the following requirements:
Once you have completed these tasks submit form A303-BR2 and the €19,000 penalty fee to:
The European Music Controller FREEPOST “End the Suffering”, Licence 2982 Brussels
Thank you for your time.
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YAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I’m going to fucking BOMB Nat-Fucking-West, they’re really starting to fuck me off.
I had ONE direct debit yesterday, ONE, now between that time and now they managed to clear THREE direct debits, yes THREE. Now much fucking NatWest account is over the overdraft limit and by the time I can pay in cash I’ll be charged £50 for it.
Fucking CUNTS.
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446063
I’m ego surfing at the moment and it has come to my attention that I occasionally post useless shit, much like this post.
Just thought I’d say.
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445842
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA… fucking cunt.
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445453
Fucking tossers wasting my fucking time. Piss the fuck off.
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JKLHDJKhjksadhjkasdkj
All I’m hearing today is bitching “Outlook is crashing”, “Excel is crashing” and “AutoCad is crashing”. Well sorry, what do you expect me to do about it, I’m not a fucking Microsoft/AutoCad programmer and more importantly your whining voice which sounds much like a two year old demanding sweets won’t get you anywhere except clapped around the head by the back of my hand (in a downward motion to assert dominance).
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445052
On my way into work I performed the worst hill start in the history of man.
I was going up a steep hill, met a van, slowed down but I thought I would have still been ok in 2nd, I was very wrong and I stalled gloriously. I smashed down the brakes and pulled the hand brake very quickly and then started going back up.
Now that would have been fine if my feet were doing something similar, but they didn’t, gas down, engine making a noise and about 1 second later my clutch foot finally gets the message and I was off.
If there was a learner behind me, no doubt they would have laughed.
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444198
Thank you for your application. If a suitable vacancy arises within the area you have expressed an interest, we will contact you. Your application will be retained on file for six months. If you would like your details removed prior to this or you are successful in gaining employment elsewhere, please let us know.
It’s a start, I guess.
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OMG
I’m now transfering off my personal files from my work laptop on to X-Drive as it’s a good three months on MadSquirrels.com alone that I’d lose otherwise, which would be traumatic.
But I didn’t expect my three months with MadSquirrels to be a whopping 86.4 MB, scary.
I’ve got a few other folders I’ve got to save to X-Drive and now I’m quite tempted to work and upload directly off of them instead as this is a shit thing to do, but it would be a bandwidth killer.
sigh
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443395
The vets across the road just opened their window. I know this because the reflection is burning my retinas.
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IM GOING TO GIVE YOU A GOOD SLAP BITCH
Our resident slapper/annoying bitch has really wound me up (as in seriously fucked me off), she was attempting to enter a ticket but claimed she couldn’t log in, I go to check that and then I get a call and she’s shouting at me, SHOUTING.
What. The. Fuck.
I’m supprised I didn’t twat her right there and then which she deserved.
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YAY GOOD NEWZ
Even though I can successfully describe today as “FUCKING CUNT SHIT PILE OF WANK DOG SPUNK DRINKING SLUTWHORE”, I have at least excelled in one task. Getting my poxy phones to work again, I managed to get a response from VoIPTalk.org who were most helpful and provided me with the downgradings.
Hurrah.
My lovely Hannah isn’t online, this is most upsetting as she makes me happy when she explains how she torments her captured souls.
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Today I shall
… just start crying.
I am beyond stressed now, I’ve hit that point where I’m going to do teh kutting and cry like an emo kid who has just spilled his milk. This of course isn’t helped by somebody who must constantly remind me of this daily, much like yesterday when I was having a nice day which was quickly ruined.
If I progress any futher in my downward spin (which no doubt I probably will) I’ll most likely be popping near lethal doses of Prozac as perscribed by a reputable GP.
edit: This is as a result of my pending unemployedness and lack of job beyond that.
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Because I can not sleep
This is an amazing photo I took of myself earlier. I’d shag myself just based on this photo.
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Jane Austins Smashing of the Head and Liquifying of the Brain
Whilst in town I decided to pop in at Cockluster to obtain a rental copy of Happy Slicey Death Festival which I shall view either tonight or at some point tomorrow and of course if it’s nice I’ll walk in to the market place again and return it (as it is due back on the Monday).
Without doubt I’ll probably slag it off on LiveJournal during my viewing.
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Pay your fares or else
I’ve created a short and shitty video and it’s 1MB. The only reason it’s shitty is because I no longer have access to some half decent video editing software and that is crap, much like iMovie.
The premise is our little friend fails to pay his fare so the invisible taxi man (because I can’t physically access the drivers area) runs him down.
Loads of laughs, shitty royalty free music (which repeats as it’s only 30 seconds on a 39 second film) and no talky talky because that is just naff.
Teh downlaod codez r here.
edit: I freecache’d it.
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I’m on 07734 653 887 this weekend as I’ve managed to leave my other phone charger at work.
REMEMBER THAT kthnx.
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#It’s not right, but it’s okay, I’m going to make it anyway, pack your bags up and leave, don’t you dare come running back to me#
She may be a cheap crack whore, but she has some talent.
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Wizzo woo
I’ve also applied for this. I do hope I get it, nothing like being mean and fining people to go with a nice day outside.
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And I thought learning to drive was a tit here
Obtaining a drivers licence in China is most amusing.
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440223
I was going to post this earlier, but I couldn’t find an interweb version of the story (poxy BBC News).
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TEH END OF TEH WERLD
NOOOOO! Now there won’t be any more saucy gay boy love scenes!
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439770
I’ve just applied for a job at Safeway of all places.
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I hate you now jump off a cliff
Some people just know how to be total cunts, not only is he text cheating but now seeing as I’m already stressed out about finding work he’s got to of course add to it by saying “If you can’t pay your way I’m going to kick you out.” Why thank you, don’t you think I have enough shit to contend with at this present moment? I’m very aware I need to get a job but I have no kwalifikatshuns or enough edukashun to get anything I can which is adding stupid amounts of stress on top of it all, but this has to be the best.
Now in the morning I’m constantly ill and vomiting, why? BECAUSE I’M NOW REALLY STRESSED OUT.
If he says anything else, I’m going to use him as a speed hump.
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Well fuck bollocks and tits
My wonderful and working VoIP service is now utterly shagged and I’m VEXED.
The devices were (stupidly) set to Grandstream’s TFTP server to automatically upgrade the firmware, but in the new release it’s utterly fucked them both and now they no longer can receive incoming calls at all.
Sure I can make outbound, but thats no good when I’d spend ALL MY TIME checking the answerphone. I’ve sent a suitably nice-cum-shitty email to Grandstream bitching about not being able to download a previous version of the firmware.
If they don’t send me the old version I’m filling dead rats with C4 and posting them to their offices in America AND China.
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BAH
I suspect somebody at this place of business has recently had a sit down and some tea with Mary Jane, the characteristics of how this person is acting is exactly that of somebody who has recently used this controlled substance.
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WTF
I’ve got a leak. Seriously, I didn’t realise it either, my arm had blood all down it (which I cleaned up before this photo) and I just ended up thinking it was my sugary drink that got on me and started to harden. Well it wasn’t, I want a refund on this model.
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I feel like shit, seriously shit very, very, shit.
I feel like I’m about to pass out and I don’t know why.
Fucking flesh, bastard pile of wank DO WHAT I WANT YOU TO.
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STAAAB
jhfjkasfhjkdsf.
I ran across the advert for my job, they’re offering more to a new person than they have paid me and they want the exact same roll as me.
Bitches.
edit: I suddenly feel less motovated.
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Потому что все популярные и интересные люди на LiveJournal русски, я теперь перевожу это к русскому в усилии посмотреть популярным.
редактируйте: BabelFish будет чудесной вещью.
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Time to move out of America before a death sentance is passed.
“Why shouldn’t we ask all of our citizens to bear some responsibility and pay some price?” Hagel said, arguing that restoring compulsory military service would force “our citizens to understand the intensity and depth of challenges we face."
Some prices are too high to pay, but of course our friend Senator Hagel or his friends and family won’t be covering this fee.
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Liz Two
Is it just me or can anybody else imagine Queen Liz Two driving around London singing along to Snoop Dogg?
Because that’s what is presently stuck in my head and it’s highly amusing.
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Shhh Im being paranoid
wilts: Hiya kevin, how are you [Mon 19/04/04 10:44] wilts: morning Kevin how is ur day going [Tue 20/04/04 10:25] bbckevin: It’s going well and you? [Tue 20/04/04 10:48] wilts: yeah, not too bad thanks…what r u up to this morning…u working hard, or at home…alone x [Tue 20/04/04 10:58] wilts: u on MSN at all mate [Tue 20/04/04 10:59] bbckevin: yep. msn@mso.cx [Tue 20/04/04 11:12] bbckevin: At work at the moment. [Tue 20/04/04 11:13] wilts: when do you get a break…u got mobile number Kevin x [Tue 20/04/04 11:17] wilts: when do you get a break…u got mobile number Kevin x [Tue 20/04/04 11:17] wilts: wanna chat there now [Tue 20/04/04 11:17]
For some reason the words “bunny” and “boiler” pop in to my head and I’m not quite sure why.
This is only a friends only post because he can easily find my webpage and move along here, I suspect in a while I it’ll be public.
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Im having a wedding
That is my new husband, but he doesn’t know it yet. But I can assure you will be a bridesmaid, but as of yet I haven’t found a best man or notified the groom that he will be having a shotgun wedding at somepoint in the near future.
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Brick thrower jailed over death.
On the second photo it’s quoted Craig Harman said he threw the brick to “annoy drivers”. Annoy drivers? What are the youth of today smoking? And where may I purchase some?
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435165
Badgers to blame for the fall of civilisation.
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Huzzah
I just called the credit card company to inform them of what occured over the weeked as I can see them sending out shitty letters without first checking my account is indeed up to date and fully paid off, because they’re a financial instutition and they’re quite good at doing things like that.
I’ve also got to post back my crazy zombie dvds which I watched on saturday, it made my weekend. Another thing I really need to get on with is checking my finances and putting them as low as I possibly can. This may mean I “mistakenly” drop my credit card into the shredder and can no longer use it.
I’ve also got to have some pay flow post end-of-May or first direct will go mental about me opening an account then not paying anything in after a few months time (whist still having things go out).
I also need to sell my body so I can do all the fun stuff for June being road tax, insurance and MOT, which thankfully hit me at the same time. And the problem is I now can’t just SORN it as I do quite need the vehicle to bring me around to interviews and various paid workings that I hope to obtain.
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Things that make you go OH MY GOD YOURE RIPPING ME A NEW ARSEHOLE
Anal Rippage webcam photo contest.
I orignally found this on the OutintheUK boards (quickfind on the page) and thought it was oh so groovy that I needed to steal it, quickly I demand you submit an entry because I’m bored and in need of a good laugh.
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America America you smell of cheeeeese
US Watch: Land of the Not So Free 2004…
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NEWS UPDATES
Kevin Spacey “mugged”. As heard on Radio 4 this morning Kevin fell for the oldest trick in the book, a yoof gave him a sop story about needing to call his mummy and of course Kevin “No Brains Here Guv” Spacey dialed the number and handed his mobile to the yoof. Without fail the yoof legged it and Spacey went after him only to fall flat on his face.
As a nation we should unite and LAUGH at him, first for being quite stupid, secondly for being a hollywood star and being that stupid and third for telling porkies to hide the fact he is quite stupid.
Next in the news…
Bluetooth phones spark public sex craze. Something new that we can all do with our Bluetooth enabled handsets, solicit for sex, hurrah for technology!
And finally, I have now offically quit my job.
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FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
Fucking credit cards pile of ASS.
I paid my credit card off (for the final amount) on tuesday, they processed my payment on Friday and the direct debit, well, THAT HAS JUST GONE THROUGH PUTING ME ABOVE MY OVERDRAFT LIMIT (well above).
Thankfully I rang the bank, they’re going to cancel the payment which will require me to give the credit card company a ring on Monday to explain myself for bouncing a payment (albeit the card is now fully paid as they processed the payments on the 16th and the direct debit was set for the 17th [i paid manually and didn’t cancel the direct debit]).
See I’m a thicko, only I can pay off a credit card then forget the direct debit will want to pay it off again.
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big news
I’ve gone through with it, the letter goes in on monday (some people may already know what I mean).
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Ste: you know that post about the Doors for Townies? Kevin: In Chav Pictures? Ste: yeh Ste: i am so bored, i am going to remake it Kevin: Going to show your Ph0705h0p 5k1llz then? ;) Ste: lol no Ste: my 1337 Paint Skills Kevin: If you sex it up well, I shall award you the “much 13373r th4n m3” award. Ste: lmao Ste: i need a 3rd door Ste: i got Crime, Benefit Faud Kevin: “Clapped out Nova being clamped for failure to pay road tax and driving without insurance or a licence.” Ste: lol Ste: Crime, Benefit Faud and Prison Ste: Good
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432937
Oops. I missed the mailing today, I promise one for Saturday.
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432160
I’m going to slaughter Baby Jesus.
It’s not working.
Cunt.
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sigh
Over the past few days he’s been on MSN and texting whilst in bed.
I’m starting to believe this is just a bit more than being flirty now.
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THERES MORE FUCKING MOANING HERE THAN AT A WIFE SWAPPING PARTY
The power was out yesterday, all the poxy print servers threw a wobler, it happens.
I’m MORE THAN AWARE of this fact, but let me place another one to you I am a SINGLE being, I can do only one thing in one place at one time. I do not care how much you WHINE about it, things will not speed up.
Bitch.
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Today I spent cash
I got a Handytone ATA-286 which is a analogue VoIP adaptor which I will attach to my DECT handsets allowing me to move them off of telewest and giving me that “freedom” that I so desire (at the moment I’m moving the phone around the house with me).
Now I’ve got to play with the group settings on Gradwell to ensure when you ring 0117 306 0231 both my phones will ring.
Now to give you a bit more light on this, each device has it’s own extention and at the moment 0117 306 0231 points to extention 200 3231, my VoIP adapter will then be 200 3232. I can either give both devices two different numbers (which is an arse) or I can build the group to do a simultanious hunt which will ring both “extentions” at once, which is preferable.
Anyways, I’m to expect delivery of my adapter object at some point within this week or next if they’re being shat.
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Taken from 95735 of my friends list
I want everyone who reads this to ask me 3 questions, no more no less. Ask me anything you want. Then I want you to go to your journal, copy and paste this allowing your friends (including myself) to ask you anything.
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I was going to go out
.. but I FORGOT MY FUCKING WALLET AT HOME. Great, now I can’t actuall put the cheque in to the bank. Useful.
edit: I did bring it, I managed to hide it away. Seriously, it’s lotto time.
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Huzzah
I faaaand a paaand
Seriously. I’m trying the lotto today. It’s a sign.
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An open letter
Dear Internet,
Once you were a wonderful place, now you’re full of spam bots, script kiddies and h4x0rbees.
Do us all a favour and remove them from your vast space, preferably with un-nessary force.
Thank you.
p.s. Video it too, I need a laugh.
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Hurrah! I lost my fucking paying in book.
Who the fuck still uses cheques, oh wait, the government who has an electronic way to steal my money but doesn’t use the same system to give it back.
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429977
Today has actually turned out to be quite good, I received a cheque in the post from the tax man, since they overcharged me in 2002/2003 I got a refund for £520.49.
Now I am happy.
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You know Dorothy get off your sparkly red shoes and shut the fuck up nobody is interested
My eyes are being burned by text on my screen.
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Ugh
It’s only Tuesday and most of the staff here have managed to let their IQs drop to a negative number.
I was called downstairs to set up two machines with Outlook, both of the users of course can’t remember what their details are, which is not very good as they are the only ones who house this knowledge. After 5 minutes of straight fucking around I just can’t be bothered and declare that I shall have their passwords reset and return upon the completion of said task.
Needless to say I’ve just sent the email with mocking undertones to our email provider and now I wait.
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Counties
One day you will require a list of counties, trust me you will, this is where you can find it. SAVE THIS FILE.
I had to find that and trim it down just to the county names, before it included useless information and general shit that needed to be removed (86 times no less). Everybody is more than welcome to it because I’m just that nice (and I’d rather not let anybody else suffer from RSI as a result of requiring said list).
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STOOPED OF TEH DAYE
Stooped peoplez uze foto fram Teh Onyon und uze eet as fakt.
The orignal peice, which of course received no credit.
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100 Fact
Right now I’m in a very, very, very bad mood. In fact, the details I shall bring forth will enlighten you to this, however this needs a backgrounder before I begin.
I’m not attention whoring nor do I want pity, I will be quite cross with anybody who even fucking DARES to post a awww huggles ur life sux but intarweb luv for you style post, my life is shit, I’m aware of that more than and quite frankly I’m so mentally/emotionally unstable not to be able to forget this shit, so there I forbid it.
Anyways, continuing on in my tale from the beginning to semi-present and then recent events…
My parents found eachother, had unprotected sex and go me, my mother was 19 my father was 21. They were young and it’s my fault their youth was ruined. They got married, this lasted until I was 6 months old, my father left and managed to be the most useless parent on earth, he offered my mum peanuts and called it “child maintinace”, then after a few months he just stopped paying.
My mother well she was just fucking class she’s done drugs from all the classes and she was an alcoholic too. Needless to say during my upbringing this was harder for me than her, why you may ask, well guess who she loved more? Easy answer this one and unless I come in a powder/rock/plant form then you’re answer is incorrect, she didn’t give a shit about me.
Quite frankly I’m not exactly sure how I got to the age of four, the stories both of them have told me about this time is more than likely false in an effort to use me to their own advantage.
By the time I was four (and could start remembering most of this) I had a step brother, of course the sun itself could be seen shining out of his ass. Christmas, Birthdays and generally everyday he was treated much better than myself, I didn’t even have the most basic of parenting from those two, they spent more time on him and quite frankly in hindsight this is a good thing as he’s left school, has no job and spends all day doing nothing, soon he’ll probably be queueing up for his goverment cheque.
During my childhood the only form of guidance (before I entered the school system, well, even after I entered school they were utterly useless too) was the television, I learned EVERYTHING from television and I’m severely fucked up because of it. I have no real communication skills, interacting with me can be like talking to a wall because all I was ever used to was being talked at by a two dimentional image.
This is just one of my faults, I also have no self worth, I value my life as most of you value a used tea bag, I feel as if I’m nothing that I’m lower than the shit that infests pond scum and this is because both my parents couldn’t be arsed to show “love”. I could have been playing in the middle of a motorway for all they cared just as long as I didn’t cost them a penny or get in their way.
One of the examples I can use of this was I once (stupidly) climbed a bookcase (when I was about 6) and gravity being the bitch it is, the bookcase fell and it landed on top of me. Thankfully it was empty and not too heavy, but it also made a loud crash sound and I’m quite sure I did as well. But my mother never came although she was only two rooms away, no I had to get this thing off of me and sort myself out. I even had on occasion to be “the man”, when I was about 5 my mother and step father had a row, my mother was pissed, she started throwing things everywhere and at that stage for some odd reason we had a bed in the livingroom, I got my step brother under there and myself as well to protect us from half the house being thrown in our general direction. I was five, FIVE, most kids my age weren’t already fending for themselves and others, no, they were in half decent surroundings with their parennt(s) not doing shit like that.
Later in life was just as shit, I’ve got a number of incidents similar to this one, but I shant bore you with them, I’ll summarise, during school I was the one child all the rest picked on, I had no friends, I played alone and I was very depressed, this continued until I was about 13.
At 13 it started to get better, well sort of. I had friends, my mother was probably on class b drugs by this point and going off the booze, which, I guess you could call it “progress”. However, I knew I was much different to all the other boys, but I couldn’t quite figure out why. This did however become appearent during a lesson about human sexuality, for some reason they asked “do you know what a homosexual is?” and of course EVERYBODY knew “cock sucker”, “faggot”, “fudge packer”, “arse bandit” those whole lot. There I found why I was different, I’m attracted to men, hurrah.
By this point I had nearly lost all emotion, I had got so deep into the pain caused by my parents, having to suffer the torment of the other children at school for years only to be hit with this. At that point I’m almost certain my brain couldn’t cope and started a downfall.
Skipping on a few years or boring antics, my mother upgrading to class a drugs (but now totally off the drink) I was pretty much hollow inside, I had no emotion at all, I couldn’t feel a thing not in that gothic “the world makes me agsty, I feel nothing but angst” way, I couldn’t feel a thing at all, inside I was dead. Untill I had the misfortune to meet somebody I call a friend, it’s not his fault that it’s a misfortune, he just happened to be him.
This was when I was about 15-16 now, my mother still riding in first class on the drug train and of course had her shoplifting scum of a boyfriend living with us (as it’s trademark in the heroin users guide). Whilst at school I found a lovely bloke, I immedatly fell in love with him, for the first time in my life I experienced this and it burned like a flesh wound being poured with salt and vinegar.
I wanted to be with him all the time, every minute I had with him made me feel so great inside, I finally felt like a real human being, but we all know where this goes, he likes ladies, supprise. But that unfortunatly didn’t have an effect on my feelings for him, they just burnt even more.
Eventually it lead me to a near breaking point, whilst my mother was god knows where and my step brother was off with his father, I found the sharpest knife in the house and decided that I couldn’t handle my life any longer, so I went to do the deed, I was going to leave no note, no nothing, not a fucking thing they didn’t deserve it and they probably would have sold my belongings at a boot sale for drug money.
But just as I went to cut the skin, I couldn’t, that fucking bastard I loved so much who would never love me back in the same way prevented me from doing it. I thought how he’d take it and it hurt to even think of what I could have put him through, so I stopped, I couldn’t go through with it.
After about a year or so my mother found a new character to date and she started dispearing for days, thankfully I was clued up enough to have nicked her cash point card and ask her whilst she was high as the moon what her pin was. I got it and I had cash to live on, she didn’t notice of course that she had no access to her bank account, but what the fuck, her son was being fed.
All this came to an end of course, no money went in (as she was unemployed) and the overdraft eventually wore thin. She was still off where ever and I was litterally left with a few pence and a button. This is when the real fun started, I ended up starving for what I can remember being a month, but I was mostly worn out during that period and it could have been only a week for all I know. But I rapidly lost weight all the clothes I had were hanging off of me, they were HUGE.
But on the front I played as if all was ok and there was nothing to worry about, nobody noticed a thing. At one stage I was so hungry that I would have robbed a person for a slice of pizza, not cash, just pizza and that is horrible.
At the end of all that I moved away, away from the man I’d give my life for (but couldn’t tell him) and my mother. I went back in to myself, even more so now as my heart which I offered (without saying a word) was trampled on (by a man who didn’t know it). From then on I was my “usual” no life from within, no love of life or fear of death, I was a flesh robot operating day by day doing what was needed and nothing more.
There are many more events that I didn’t include, but that is pretty much what has occured to this point.
Now to the present, I have recently reopended the “doors” to somebody else, who is returning it, or at least I thought until I inadvertantly read a text message chat that he was partaking in with a fellow named “Lee”, Lee lives in Blackpool, or as it seems from the message “I wish I was in Blackpool right now” but it goes further than that “I feel great since I’ve been thinking of you” he says, along with other such classic quotes as “I’m missing you :(”. This conversation was much more than this, but silently blubbering away with the dog watching repeats of Corrie pushed most of it out of my head now.
What essentially I’m getting back to now is closing up shop for good, never opening up again, these emotions I don’t want to feel any of them ever again, not happyness, not love, not hate, not pain. I want to return to the state where I woke up in the morning and felt nothing, all through out the day, nothing and ended the day with no feeling what so ever.
I had a statement that I was going to make in all this but I forgot it, which is quite a bit of a shit really. But all the same it seems the one who says he loves me really doesn’t and thats fine, because by friday I won’t feel a thing I’ll have returned back to the proper Kevin, the one who just lives and does things inbetween. Not the one who gets caught up in petty shit like this love bollocks.
Now I’m going to bed.
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Fucking bollocks pile of wank shit bitch cunt whore vagina face
knows, you don’t, lets say we kept it at that.
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Today
Today I have….
… only received spam. … found out my mobile is calling random people. … that I’m tired at such an early time.
I SWAR I AM GOING GOTHIQUE IF THIS PLANET MAKES ME MOR ANGSTEE.
This is the closest to an angsty icon that I could find.
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YOU SEE THIS
All of you are hereby ordered to obtain this film, even if it means killing some old woman because she has the last copy.
The film is absolutely brilliant, it’s not a blood-n-guts sort of film, it’s a headfuck film and it’s done too well.
I shall probably write more on it at some point, but you’d best see it yourself, as my horrible use of the English language won’t do it justice.
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Follow on to last post
I actually had planned to have gone out, had the car washed then come back and polish/cover up scratches but somebody refused to move his car so I could get out, thus ruining my plans and wasting my day.
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Hurrah for bank holidays
So today, other than vacuuming my car I’ve done fuck all, daytime telly is shit, evening telly is shit and pretty much all of the cable channels are utter shite too. So for this reason I stayed well clear of satelite as if the television here is shit you can imagine what sort of crap they’re showing on the rest of the planet.
Oh and I’ve meant to iron a shirt just now, so I should probably go downstairs and do just that.
edit: I’VE CLOSED THAT FUCKING BOLD TAG YOU PIECE OF SHIT, THERE IT’S CLOSED AGAIN NOW.
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Posted using sms_to_lj
i’m interweb free today but i’ve vacuumed the car today and i shall be cleaning it at some point today.
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426638
Logic #304:
We pay marketing company to create working website, marketing company build site (with errors), we fix it, marketing company still keep all finance.
Discuss.
edit: It sounds like our friend at the marketing company is under the impression he’s sorted it, along with believing that he implemented the formmail script on our other website. It’s one thing to give us a buggy website, but when you take my credit, well, those are different rules altogether.
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Highway robbery anybody
Groupama For their amusing rendition of “what premiums do I need to pay on a one litre P reg Micra”.
They attach SORNs to tax renewal forms these days, right?
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Read and comment
I have created an updated P45 request form (resignation letter), I require comments.
I want this to be a vicious “I HATE YOU, I WANT TO STAB YOU AND THEN I WANT TO DEFECATE ON YOUR CORPSES” whilst still being a “I love you, every time I’m here my heart flutters and bunnies masturbate for you because they love you so” type of letter.
There are many more things I want to add in this letter but I need a reference from them so it would be inadvisable to name names and go into graphic detail of what I wish for them to do with this job.
#Here it is in all it’s glory, if you pass this along your murder will be gorey#
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425846
M4dSquirrels: S M4dSquirrels: T M4dSquirrels: I M4dSquirrels: N M4dSquirrels: K M4dSquirrels: Y illcutyoubxtch: I BLOCK YOU LONG TIME
I H8 NOW
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MadSquirrels News 24
More on the ugly green dress controversy on MadSquirrels.com.
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425323
I just carried the heaviest machine I have had the mispleasure to meet in the past 18 months. It wasn’t heavy until it got to the “force it upstairs”.
Next time I’m using the lift and the large object rolling device.
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An open letter
Dear Liz 2,
What, in the name of the holy one, were you drinking/smoking/injecting whilst you selected this number?
Seriously, it’s ugly and that colour is quite foul, you should have kept with that little blue number, you looked sexy in that.
Give me a ring love, -Kevin
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Le weekend
I made a few updates this weekend, but to my phlog instead of LiveJournal.
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Why fuck you too sir
I’ve just been very ill and I haven’t had any drink tonight.
I got up not too long ago (3:50am) to go and release some urine, I went back to bed and failed to get to sleep, then about 10 minutes ago I felt as if something wasn’t quite right but not urgently not right, so I made my way to the toilet, I coughed and liquid came flying out. Thankfully I stopped most of it before it hit the floor and I promptly made my way to the toilet where I really went at it for about 5 minutes.
I’m not exactly sure what prompted this and quite frankly I’m going to make my body pay for this as I’m now tired and in minor pain (and I still have little bits of undigested foodstuffs in my nose).
Oh, it’s also a monday today, great timing on my part.
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Oh what fun the joyus times I lead
I’ve updated Squirrel Phone (020 7748 3291) so that you can choose where you wish to be diverted to instead of waiting up to a minute on a ringing line.
I’ve also made sure that voicemail is handled by the terminating line instead of the general voicemail system.
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ujhfskjshfdjk
I’m a bit annoyed, David closed all my ports to babyjesus which I use to access and receive my email under the accusation that “I had opened all the ports to that machine”, funny enough he set them up.
Oh and he didn’t tell me, I had to find out the HARD way.
Thanks.
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Randomness
Random LJ surfing brings many rewards.
has quite interesting photos on the link above, it’s quite a shame I know absolutely no Russian as I suspect I’d find interest in this person.
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News Summary
America jealous of Spain and their rail attacks, so they claim something similar is going to happen just to fit in.
America to introduce another waste of time, terrorists laugh as they win without lifting a finger.
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423105
I’ve purchased a VoIP phone (Budge Tone 101) for use with Gradwell’s VoIP phone service.
Once it goes live the line rental and call charges are much less than telewests so it’s quite sensable, plus if I go away I can also either bring the handset with me and attach it to a broadband connection or I can use a program over my laptop, so instead of paying extortonate hotel call charges I can almost get away with it :)
I feel like a technowhore ;o)
edit: give it a try on 0870 930 0035 [national rate number - 6.7 ppm peak, 3.4 off peak and 1.3ppm at weekends (BT rates)] 0117 306 0231 [local or national depending where you are], it’s a temporary number as it’s still in the trial stage, but it works flawlessly. If i’m not around or if the phone is logged off leave a message as I’d like to give the voicemail a go aswell.
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Black and yellow what idiot thought that up
I’m wearing a black top (which are corporate issue) for piss stock take, now I’ve also been sweating which of course is not a problem, until it dries and leaves a white stain on my black top.
SEE I HAVE MORE CLASS THAN YOU LOT WITH MY WHITE STAIN BLACK TOP, IT’S ALL THE RAGE IN PARIS!!! (well that’s my excuse anyway)
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STOOPED OF TEH DAYE
Today’s episode of STOOPED OF TEH DAY:
Me: OMG I HAVE RECEIVED LEIK NO EMAILS AND I’M GETTING LJ REPLIEZ, MY EMAIL IS BROKE!!!!!
Me: or it could have something to do without outlook not being open
Ta-da, I’m an idiot ;o)
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Bitch
Today at lunch I walked over to the petrol station, selected food for me to consume then I handed over my card to pay the balance owing.
Now you may assume these are minor details and they are, but some little bitch seems to think that since I have more than three Jaffa Cakes that I must immedatly share them around the building.
This is not the case. If I choose to share my food I shall, if not I can do that as well for the simple reason I PAID FOR IT.
This is EXACTLY why I hate these people.
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I H8 WERK RONG TIME
Fucking stocktake, pile of fucking wank.
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421449
Today was really tiring. I got out of bed really late because my alarm clock has broken and I cannot afford a new one at the moment.
I feel unusual because my antidepressants are making me hairy.
I’m so hardcore. Me and Buzz went to the mall today, and I stole a whole heap of stuff. I got a Good Charlotte CD, a couple of DVDs and some new boots. Buzz got caught, but he fought his way out, and then we stole some lady’s car and smashed it into a phone booth.
Last night I had to masturbate twenty times. I’m so horny. Click here to see my website.
I want to tell the world that I’m gay.
I am really annoyed with those assholes at are_you_hotter_than_us?, because I am so much cuter than them, and those photos don’t do me justice. They can’t reject me, so I’m starting my own rating community. Click here to join (the first five applicants are automatically accepted).
Today, I got a digital camera! Yes! Here’s some photos of my cock.
I want to say thanks to simon and Abbey and Dave and the other Simon for helping me on Saturday. You guys are the best. By the way, if you happen to find my wallet, keys or underwear, could you SMS me? Adrian has my number.
I went to the doctor yesterday, and he said I have bipolar disorder, and should stop smoking drugs.
You should all do this quiz! It’s amazingly accurate. You just put in your name and birthday, and it will tell you what your favourite sexual position is.
That’s enough for now. But I’ll leave you with some naked photos of myself. (Not safe for work - teehee).
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Because somebody already sussed me out
HAPPY BIRTHDAY APRIL FOOLS DAY
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420359
I’m going to have a hard time going through today without hurting somebody.
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Im up for a glassing
We’ve just got in two VoIP phones here which we’re hoping to use instead of our BT lines for various reasons.
My manager has spent togther about 3 hours fucking about with these phones trying to get them to work. Now I decided to do the smart thing halfway through (being about 30 minutes after starting) by switching from our primary connection to our BT ADSL line, then I used this to set up the phone and have it correctly working (I won’t spend the time explaining why it doesn’t work on our primary connection) and by correctly working I mean this phone is fully functional, there is nothing that doesn’t work and there is no debate the settings I’m using do or do not work.
But when I tried to point out the correct settings to him he says that’s trivial, you’re missing the point, we’re trying to get this to work on our Siemens (primary) connection [insert whining beyond this point] to which I just stepped back and said nothing, because if I had it would have come out “WHY DON’T YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP AND DIE”.
He seems to think my logic of having the phone fully functioning first, then move it across to the Siemens connection knowing full well it is the connection that’s an issue not the hardware, is complete tosh and that I’m quite obviously stupid. Mainly because he didn’t figure it out.
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See icon for details
And she was such a wholesome girl, none of this dirty sex stuff like that whore Christina.
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Bling
BLING RECORDS UK.
This is my project thanks to the lovely people at RIP Records (their website is so bling).
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RIP Brain
It’s unfortunate really, I did quite enjoy being here but now I can’t stand it.
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Where is da love
As you can clearly see, I’m not feeling the love.
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How dare you suggest this bank move in to the present
I <3 the Royal Bank of Scotland, at work we use HOBS which is provided by them. Now on friday we needed to upgrade the machine to Windows XP which should be easy, however, I only found this out minutes ago but HOBS is unuseable on XP, even more to the point the bank hasn’t even tested it on XP.
XP has been out long enough for the bank to do so and the fact that they insist on using Windows 98 is just scary, could you imagine what their servers are running?
This is our coms room, as you can see we have state of the art servers running the most up to date version of Windows 3.1, packed with 64mb of ram and two 150MB hard drives.
But there is hope for my fuck up, the accounts manager was also a bit supprised that RBOS are utterly stupid so that gets me off the “WHATTHEFUCKHAVEYOUDONE” part and he says for now they can get faxed copies of statements. But also RBOS have a CRAZY CORPORATE INTARWAB ONLYNE BANKING service which of course would be much better (and cut the numerous 0845 calls to the bank skank).
Oh and a summary of monday so far:
- Almost got hit by a BMW driver on my way to work.
- Need to clean my whore.
- Need to feed my whore.
- Need to send an email to people.
- Need the bank to move my money over.
And one more thing, work needs to end an hour early, this “getting up at 7, when it’s really 6” shit isn’t good.
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A little more sober now
So anyways, last night.
On our way back from the pub (David was perfectly fine to drive and he passed the breath test) we were pulled by two police cars, one of which had followed us from New Park Street and the other obviously was called out, they pulled us over by Caen Hill Gardens (which is a side road as I’m not exactly sure what the street we were on was) and they boxed us in assuming that the driver was completely pissed. They were incorrect in this, but then again if you saw a car without tail lights (I don’t think they realised the front ones were on) you’d probably think the same.
So once they did their business the second car went off and a third car coming from Melksham/Trowbridge way showed up, they preformed the breath test and of course had a chat with David, they eventually came to the conclusion it was in fact a fuse and not a suicidal driver.
David made an attempt to sort out the fuse at roadside, but eventually (after about 5-10 minutes of the car going dark then lighting up like Piccidilly Circus they decided to just escort us back home.
So anyways, that was our fun night with the law.
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TEH POLICE
We got stopped by the police. It seems the fuse that took out the internal lights also took out the rear lights (including brake lights) so David was stopped. I being intoxicated could not drive a motor vehicle, David passed and we got an escort home because the fuse wasn’t fixed at roadside.
However, they tried to do him for tax twice but unfortunatl for them he was valid.
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Jon PLZ READ KTHNX
thjorska someday I must obtain your textaphone number.
Until then I shall mock the goths alone :o( :o( :o( :o( :o( :o(
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Justice is a mockery
A teenage driver guilty of motoring and drug offences was let off more than £400 fines - because he sat still in court for half an hour.
Mark Jones, 19, faced fines totalling £417 after admitting a string of driving offences and possessing cannabis.
But instead of making him pay up, Port Talbot magistrates offered to waive the fines - if he sat at the back of the court for 30 minutes until lunchtime.
Magistrate Lynda “I’m a fucktard” Heycock needs a slap with a glove made of poison laced needles.
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416402
Everytime I see I think “Lay-Dee-Oh-Orange”, then I think “Radio 2”, then I hear the “BEE BEE CEE RAY DEE OH TWO” loop a few times.
Yes, I’m random and as it seems so is my brain.
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Remember when
… I washed my passport because I’m a stupid twunt? Well I just finally got around to getting it all done and f1x0r3d, considering it was 21/09/03 that I ruined it I feel this is quite a good turn around period.
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BEST QUOTE EVAR
That’s better than getting into some virgin panties.
Context: I was finally setting up his barcode username and password and it worked (supprisingly as I just made it up as I went).
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Express yourself candidate urges sign vandals
I’d vote for her just based on this article.
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I have received a telephone call
… it was from First Direct’s security department, confirming I requested to have an account opened with them and that (after my confirmation of course) that my account would be activated tonight and I would receive my plastic money card and dust collecting book (cheques) within 7 days (and of course a welcome pack with various threatening words like “interest” and “fees”).
Now I need to fill out the “Piss off you bitches” form which they’ll use to move across any direct debits and standing orders (BUT I need to find out about my loan direct debit as I’m not too sure how NatWest will deal with that, as I saw her check “suckle finances slowly and painfully from client account”.
And soon I shall have this all arranged any try out TEXTAPHONE BANKING.
YAY, etc.
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414878
Kevin,
These are still coming to me somehow; please rectify. I cannot believe that the website needs changing to achieve this. You mentioned previously that you did not know who ran the website, I would suggest [marketing company who shant get credit here] if not contact Andrew who will be able to tell you. Whoever it is please sort out the routing of these mails.
Regards
Jason
I think I need to send him a picture book with the basics of form handling scripts and what they do, or I could just axe him to death.
On another note as you can quite clearly see this is of course my fault, even though HE took over the role of the person who was responsible for their website, so in essence HE SHOULD KNOW WHO THEY ARE. But then again I suspect I’m asking too much from people who have enough problems remembering their names.
edit: I should also explain that I have informed him of what is probably occuring and why and that this of course is nothing I can help him with. I did however just move the old email alias (as he’s still receiving the other person’s email) to the receptionist which he’ll of course shut his trap about untill such time as he wants to make a fuss over it (which should be 2-3 days).
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Braaaaaaains
Urrrrgh Braaaaaaains arrrrrrrrrrrg urrrrrrrrrrrgh.
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Single to Hell please
This is sure to get things painted on your front door, that is of course if they don’t kick it in and disembowel you.
Credit to B3ta, but I can’t find the orignal post.
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414073
I should have bought a Smart Car, this PROVES my car was made from the devil himself in an effort to torment me before I go to hell for my many sins (and because Jesus thinks I’m an arsehole).
edit: teh spallingz iz geud far kommunikationz wif teh peepholes und staff.
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100 FACT
On a few occasions I’ve come close to ending my own life, then mere seconds before I made an attempt at it I realised that living my life and making myself a better person would give me the opportunity TO SMASH MY SUCCESS AND THEIR FAILURE IN TO THEIR FACES UNTIL THEY’RE OLD AND DEAD, EVEN STILL ONCE I DIE I’LL CONTINUE TO DO SO IN THE AFTERLIFE.
This is another random fact brought to you by Repressed Memories™.
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Dirty fucking homogay fag
Today I am horny, today I have been updating my website, today I want to be done whilst updating my website, today I have realised I’m not just a dirty homofag but I’m a dirty homogeekfag.
I don’t think anybody can quite understand how randy I am today, even I can’t but if anybody wants to donate charity shags you’re more than welcome (and the queue forms behind me). ;op
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Ariel Sharon had opened the gates of hell
Sheikh Ahmed Yassin, spiritual head of Palestinian militant group Hamas, has been killed in an Israeli air strike.
You have two points in this one, first is from what I can understand this man needed to go at some point in time but not now and not like this and secondly this is going to cause shit loads of problems as one can quite clearly see in this line “We will send death to every house, every city, every street in Israel,” shouted Hamas militants through loudspeakers. and to be honest I don’t think they’re talking bollocks they will do it to make a point.
My next suggestion for this region, drugs, every man, womand and child, Palistian and Jewish strung out on E. Why obtain peace when it’s available in state required pill form!
I have seriously lost hope for this region, they’re eventually going to kill eachother off, it’s OBVIOUS, nobody wants to stand down for the better good. And to be quite morbidly serious I hope they do end up killing each other off then somebody might just realise when the last two are standing that it was all for NOTHING and that they should have learned this before first blood was drawn.
edit: I just realised I cut out an entire paragraph that makes it all look right and proper.
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From the weekend
A very brief summary of Saturday.
I also have photos which can be found here. Do note that these were take on my phone as I was stupid enough to forget my digital camera at home, so they may be not as good as they should be.
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An open letter
Dear Baby Jesus,
YOU ARE A PILE OF ASS.
Thank you for locking me out of my email, bitch. -Kevin
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412397
Spock just came in again. Secretly I want to laugh at him.
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YAY
Today I do not care, I do not care about this fucking excuse for a shit job, I do not care about people and their fucking attitudes, I don’t care at all.
I was just on the phone with my manager who is at home ill, I called him once as I’m neck fucking deep in shit (as a direct result of him not being here) I have NO IDEA how to even find DB forms let alone MODIFY and/or USE it to fix my present problem so I had NO OTHER CHOICE than to ring him up and all I fucking get is attitude.
Sorry, what the fuck, you call me when I’m off so shut-the-fuck-up, I do not need that fucking attitude and quite frankly I could have just left it and ignored the minor fact that one of our offices can’t produce paperwork, which means they can’t work and in the end it’s YOUR ass that goes in front of the FD, SO BE FUCKING HAPPY I called.
I need a pay rise to work here up to £30,000pa I’m not dealing with these fucktards for the pennies their paying me.
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OMG
There is a new sales person now, he looks like a Vulcan.
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Hurrah Its time for videos
Two videos that have TEH FUNNEY.
First video is credited to and the second to our lovely (who unfortunatly is not the star of this video).
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Hoorah
15 Mar 2004 SKYCO INTERNATIONAL FOCHERTSEY GBR £17.99
Can I have some woo with a side of yay please?
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Oh boo it comes to an end
I’m going to biggify this sign or even bring it down to the sign shop to be made in to a real sign. Why you may ask, because tomorrow I have work and I’m not looking forward to what will greet me when I get back, endless whining about petty things whilst whining about real issues which have been held up because of the continious whinging about, wait for it, petty things.
On another note, I checked the Virgin Mobile website, I can get a call centre job for £12k/pa, going up to £13k/pa after 6 months, plus they give you a load of Virgin rubbish and various discounts on said rubbish. So I shall be writing up my CV and sending it in. And if I get it, this is the real brilliant part, every morning I’ll be driving AWAY from the sun, yes I know it’s a tiny victory, but when you’re tall and your sun-blocking device covers 50% of your view, you too would see why I’m overly excited.
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Hoorah
Upon searching for my Sims CD I found my CD player I purchased in Newcastle Airport (during a 6 hour delay by SleezyJet) and three old credit card statements.
But I didn’t find my Sims CD. Poo.
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410281
Blood coming from the inside of a woman’s body through an opening between her legs.
This is so very educational, however, I’m quite disturbed that the father has more than usual insight into the workings of a woman’s period.
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crazay
Both the dogs are asleep and dreaming, they look like they’re possessed, twitching and randomly barking, not full on barking, but soft dream state barking.
Charlie is obviously running in his dog dream and Harry, as to be expected, he’s dreaming of lying down.
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And now we wait
I’ve just applied for a First Direct account online, which if accepted they’ll give me £25, oh how bribery works.
I’m going to move across because of two valid reasons, the first one being I hardly ever require in branch services and even when I do I get some bitch who seems quite upset I’ve disturbed her from filing her nails.
Secondly, I like to be on top of my finances, I always must know down to the penny how much I have, so their text service will come in handy and I’ll be informed of when I start spending the bank’s cash.
With any luck I’ll be accepted and start the stupidly drawn out proccess that is moving banks.
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Posted using sms_to_lj
I think a glassing is in order tonight. The amount of pure shite that i’m hearing is too much.
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All I can hear is bollocks…..
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I’ve posted a picture of wacky jackie on my moblog goto MadSquirrels.com and look at the ‘Recently Seen’ photo.
edit: photo is here.
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Here comes wacky jackie! Oh what an exciting sunday this shall be!
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Three is being a pile of arse again!
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Poopings
If you rent this film I will laugh at you.
It’s got all of the qualities you’ll find in any classic “horror film”, generic porno acting, useless plot and special effects that come standard with Windows Movie Maker.
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OMG i just saw a mini chav! Of legal age but at least under 5 foot.
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407410
MTV Dance makes me :o( :o( :o( :o(
I texted in “I HEART 419” so they’d show my love for who I will marry then take over the planet with, but they never showed it. :o( :o( :o( :o( :o( :o( :o( :o( :o(
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More things to make you cry
Pupil expelled for having scissors in sewing class.
I’m not even going to attempt to argue the logic behind the story, why, BECAUSE THERE ISN’T ANY.
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Hes a what now
Hero etches truth in to commons table used by the Cunt.
Conservative MP Derek Conway sayz: “Whoever this bright clown was probably thought he had struck a blow for freedom when all he has achieved is to hamper the hundreds of thousands of people who want to walk through the Chamber.”
Quite possibly if Bliar had paid some kind of attention to what the people were saying then he wouldn’t have felt the need to etch it into the Commons table. Granted he’s now fucked it up for everybody and did some malicious dammage but somebody had to inform the President Prime Minister that he is in fact, a cunt.
I think a Cherie icon works best with this post.
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406382
WHERE IS I HAVE THINGS TO WHINE ABOUT AND YOU’RE NOT ONLINE!!!111
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Bitchin
Oh and when I was on this site someting randomly installed itself on to my machine, it’s probably unrelated or it’s related, who knows.
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OMG
IT’S THE APOCOLYPSE! America is finally realising you can sue everybody for things that are your own bloody fault.
Read.
This line makes me laugh: But mostly Democratic critics - who have the support of a number of consumer groups - argued that the courts, not Congress, should determine when “obesity” lawsuits were frivolous.
Oh yes let us all have the right to congest the legal system, they’ve got nothing better to do.
Really, you ate it you deal with it when it goes straight to your hips.
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First Direct
Anybody use first direct? I’m contemplating moving across to them mainly because they do textaphone banking which I’d abuse well and often along with their “You’re slowly going broke” alerts.
However, I don’t want to move and find their they’re pants.
edit: gremmer iz teh g00d far me, inglishes I are goodz ate.
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Ghetto sex girls euro8 each
This is my new mobile background. It looks cool.
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New carreer for me
Kevin: I shall fight to the death to protect my right to buy naff shite from the telly and pile an unpayable mountain of debit! Kevin: debt even.
hannah: that should be in the european convention on human rights
Kevin: “To each citizen of an EU country, excluding all the shit ones, yeah you heard us France, shall have the right to buy crap from the comfort of their own houses, piling on the debt like a fat man piles on burgers to his order at MacDonalds.”
hannah: hahahaha hannah: please be a world leader kevin
Kevin: I shall. hannah: thank ya
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YAY GOOD NOOZE
I received my extra overdraft (thankfully) after being threatened by the bank for going over my agreed limit twice, which wouldn’t happen if they didn’t process ALL my direct debits at least 5 days in advance of their correct date. For example, my direct debit which was dated for 9 March, was taken out on the 5th (as “pending awaiting confirmation” until Tuesday).
But whatever, I’m sorted.
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WOO etc
Me and have a brilliant idea, but I won’t say as you’ll steal it and that would just suck.
But it involves a website, loads of drink and various corporate sponsors.
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403877
I’m being particularly mean today and I’m not exactly sure why.
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Ive been meaning to post this
I’m quite annoyed with work at the moment. I was going to have these two days off (Monday and Tuesday), however, I had somebody who was susposed to come in yesterday which is why I canceled my days off.
Yesterday he didn’t show, nothing to indicate that he wasn’t coming. This hacked me off, I could have spent two days at home, but NO, I came in for this twunt to get assistance in a technical problem that needed fixing.
Oh well, if they want help next time and I’m going to take days off they’ll just have to wait as it’s obviously not that urgent to start off with.
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I H8 TIDDAY
Today is an ASS.
I need to quickly increase my overdraft limit or they’ll charge me £50 again, this is always a nice way to start the day. Then I receive a phone call I’m getting bitched at because I’m not in Bedford and because a printer that was quite obviously tampered with since I shipped it out was not working.
Both of which are of course fully my fault.
Meh. At lunch I need to go off to the bank and during the rest of the day I’ll just seek new employment.
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YAY I give up
I give up, fully, white flag in the air I’ve lost. There is no point in continuing so I’m going to take these people down with me.
View this email and spite filled commentry below:
From: Rick Booker Sent: 04 March 2004 09:55 To: Kevin Costelloe Cc: Andrew Le; Gemma Carvey; David Griffin Subject: New Nokia phones - bluetooth , hands free!!!
Kevin , further to my and Gemma’s chasing , can you please confirm what is the problem with getting in particular John Goddards phone sent to him , as advised to you and DG ( many weeks ago) he is in his car for at least 4 hours a day and needs a bluetooth urgently…odd thing is JG was contacted last week by yourself and told to expect the phone ‘next day’ ??? Dave Baker is also awaiting an upgrade.
I confirm we have finally rec’d phones for John Hynes,Dan O and myself.
regards Rick
My first point is of course that we have also been chasing Orange for months about these phones and we’ve finally received them, this delay was of course Orange’s fault and not our own, but as usual nobody listens. We received these phones now 5 business days ago, the average transfer has taken me 45 minutes this week as I continiously need to do other more urgent tasks. They have been told this, nobody listened.
My next point is he’s blaitantly lying on his line which reads JG was contacted last week by yourself, that statement is utterly false I have not contacted nor promised anything to this man, nor would I make such a promise to anybody unless I could keep it up. I have also not been ‘advised’ of anything prior to this email.
This email is a complete lie and arse covering, it differs so many ways from the phone conversation we’ve had mere minutes before. But it is to be expected and as usual he’s forwarded a copy to Andrew (who is their MD).
So this is the final straw, I’m going after them and they are going to get fucked. For example, Mr. Booker has informed me that our friend John has been using his mobile phone whilst driving, which is an illegal act. Needless to say I shall be forwarding this information to the police, I shall also be informing the FD of this (as he’ll be held responsible if this moron kills himself or anybody).
I’m sick and tired of this bullshit they’re pulling and quite frankly I’m not being walked over like a doormat.
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WTF
Seriously people GET A FUCKING CLUE KTHNX.
I was just on the phone and NOT ON HOLD I was speaking AND looking up details, somebody then walked to my door stood there AND TRIED TO GET MY ATTENTION.
Sorry, What? Did you get offended when I IGNORED YOU. Tough shit, stand and WAIT until I have completed this task.
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This is why I wish to terminate my employment with this company effective immefdatly
Hi,
I was disappointed to learn that the new mobile phones for Rick etc at London have yet to be despatched.
Accepting that this falls quite low in the priority of things to do, I did notice yesterday that those for J Seymour’s guys, and others, had been distributed.
Following our specific conversation last week I was rather hoping that this was one bane we could have put to bed.
Regards,
Andrew
Emails like this do my fucking head in. I have 6 boxes of mobiles which have 5 mobiles in them, now, what needs to happen is we then transfer upto 500 numbers from the old handset to the new (the old ones being Ericssons and the new being Nokias) which is not easy as you need to copy them to the sim, off the sim and then continue on if the sim can not hold 500 numbers (most only hold 90).
Now lets also factor in this: We received the phones from Orange on Thursday, started issuing some on Friday. And now I’m ALONE all week, so my priorities are less of “do phones” and more of “fix shit”.
Yesterday I was fucking busy as it happens, nothing I could do about it and I’m catching up with it now. Then I get this fucking email, whining about it. IT’S BEEN FOUR BUSINESS DAYS, I DO APOLOGISE BUT IT HAPPENS. Their present phones are fully functional, there is NOT A PROBLEM WITH THEM he even blaitantly admits that in his fucking email but do you think that’s hit his fucking head NO.
I’m seriously hacked off now, I’ll fucking send all these shitty phones TO HIM PERSONALLY AND GET HIM TO ACTIVATE, SWITCH AND SEND BACK THE OLD ONES ON HIS OWN AND OF COURSE WHILE HE TRIES TO GET ON WITH HIS OWN FUCKING WORK.
There is no reasoning what so ever, just “MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE” OVER AND OVER AND OVER. I’ll be fucking supprised if I show up here tomorrow sometime before 4pm.
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PLZ COMMENT
This is a filtered post, VERY filtered. Post this anywhere else and I’ll fucking kill you.
View and comment (pdf).
I’m trying to make it a half way point between “you’re all fuckers I hate you and I wish a plague upon all your houses” and something quite civil, which of course I’m not in the mood for with these people.
I now require to find a proper job so I may hand this in.
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LOLZ OF THE DAYE
LOLZ OF TEH DAYE
I have looked several times on the site, and either am blind or it isn’t there. But how much is the premium service in American dollars?? I used a Universal Converter that said 5 euros = 6.36 usd. I was just wondering if that was correct, before I ordered it.
Thank you very much!
All prices are quoted on this site in Pounds Sterling.
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EVERYBODY
I need all of you to do me a HUGE favour and post the following to your journals as I can not miss it if it’s showing up all over my friends page:
Kevin, at lunch bring the monkey to Barclays and deposit it or you shall be eaten by a cloud of locusts, or even crazy nuclear spiders.
Thank you and god bless for saving me from the nuclear spiders.
edit: The task is complete and I even have a stamped slip thingy to prove it. EAT THAT NUCLEAR SPIDERS!
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Im such a fucktard
At lunch I was planning to feed and wash HRH Car, which I did in the end. However, getting to that stage I managed to get there in good time and grab a pump only to realise my wallet with added Bank Cash Add-On was still sitting on my desk ion the office.
I was verbally annoyed and I’m sure everybody on the forecourt heard it.
So I went back to work, got my shit and returned only to find queues, many queues.
I eventually got my petrol and after about 20 minutes my wash and I was off back to evil work.
Now my sandwich from about 30-45 minutes ago remains only a quarter open as I haven’t had the chance to get it into my mouth let alone out of the packet.
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I swear this is the last one
MadSquirrels.com showing the love to every script kiddie around.
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No bullshit its the way to be
You can really tell that alot of the time I’m not in the mood to play run around games, like just now we required the pin to a mobile phone as we’re trying to move 510 numbers from an Ericsson to a Nokia. This is how it goes:
Him: Could you go get him to put his pin in? Me: dialing his extention what’s your pin? Him2: pin Me: kthnx. Him: His pin could be the same to his credit card thats why I asked you to go through.
Seriously, I don’t give a toss if his pin was the answer to life it’s self, I require that information and I will get it.
Besides, I’m not going to run back and forth everytime he turns off the phone, you’ve got to be MAD.
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Oh b3ta how I love you
Mad gangsta propz to mozza on the b3ta boards.
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YAY for bad months
I presently only have £99.38 to live on, well, not exactly, I have a big fat £0. This month is litterally a money grab for my bills, he who gets it first gets it.
I’ve paid all the super important ones but now it’s the ‘minors’ who are to be grabbing for cash.
I probably need to get my overdraft put up by another £100 so I can make it out of this month comfortably. I’ll probably have something sorted soon.
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on the bright side he’s not drinking as the police are on his case.
edit: re: this post.
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Beeb Three
The 7 o’clock News on Beeb Three is exactly like the news on Radio 1, but with video.
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100 Fact
I once went into caffine shock (which occurs when you consume over 1000mg via any method) and it was something I’d never want to attempt again as you become agressive, paranoid and sleepless (which of course adds to the other two greatly).
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Its a novel idea
Watch as I bring the “buy me dis coz ur cool onlyne” whoring to a new level.
I’ll be amazed if anybody actually does purchase me a few pints, in fact, I’ll ph34r it.
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Three its the magic number
Because I’m too lazy to : View this post, or I’ll kill some orphans.
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OMFG
Thanks to B3ta she’s starting to lose the weight by running on the spot.
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Jon, I have got Pirates of the Caribean on dvd. Is it good? (I have no textaphone number for you so this shall suffice).
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Woman crushes mans soul with video
Woman crushes man’s soul, with video.
At this weekend’s Indiana Pacers-Washington Wizards game, a woman’s reaction to a man’s marriage proposal stuns an expectant crowd.
The apparent proposal came at the end of a halftime contest on the Wizards home court Saturday night.
The woman was blindfolded, sent out on the court, and told if she could find a local bank’s mascot, she would win free Wizards tickets.
As the crowd yelled “hot” and “cold,” the woman roamed the court for about 10 seconds.
Then, as she found and touched the bank mascot, she was told she won the contest.
However, the public address announcer said there was a surprise.
The man appeared from the bank mascot’s costume, grabbed a microphone and then got down on one knee.
As he began to speak to the woman, she paused and grabbed her face in shock. Then, as the crowd expected the man to pop question, the woman turned away from the man, and sprinted full speed across the basketball court.
After running up a tunnel, she was stopped by a security guard.
There was no indication on the broadcast whether the proposal was legitimate or not.
But the stunt surprised the groaning crowd as a message saying, “She said No!” appeared on the arena’s scoreboard.
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When they speak
… all I can hear is blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
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OMG
I just got a new virus through my email today. It’s called the Irish Virus.
I’ve just finished formatting my machine and in the next few minutes I’ll be forwarding it on to everybody in my address list. Oh wait, err, was I susposed to forward it then format?
Bollocks.
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This i think is my first drink in a week. I quite like it, well sort of as it doesn’t have it’s usual taste.
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IM TEH SMRT
I’m so smrt, so much in fact I left the face plate of my radio on the top of my car.
Thankfully somebody put it through the letter box this morning.
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Thats it
I can no longer take the legal system seriously, I am writing the Queen to have her execute every magistrate in the country and take charge.
On person who frequents a pub I go to has managed to get off a drink drive charge, he claimed that his foreign client/friend/fellow fraudster was driving (up to the point of his drive, where the switched seconds before the police stopped the vehicle on his front drive). This is also the same excuse when he was doing over 100mph on a national limit single carriageway (60mph).
The police in the area are quite obviously not quite impressed with this outcome and one would suspect some examples will be made in the not-so-distant future or they’ll finally do him and have it stick.
He really needs to have a driving ban before he kills somebody, it’s not a question of “if he may” it’s “when and who” as he’ll probably start getting reckless at this rate.
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Finally I get what I want
I think I’ve personalised MadSquirrels.com to fully reflect me. Let us take the as an example.
Two of the three items there I can update by text (or MMS) when ever I wish, which is great as if I want to say or show something I don’t need to wait until I get near a machine to do it.
The third one (the mood indicator) is also great for those times I can’t be arsed to say a word but wish to “tell” others.
Another brilliant thing is the phlogger which I can seamlessly integrate into the site (and now with LJ to) which again means I can update my site without actually doing so.
Some people may think I’m utterly mad for wanting to make my life quite public in this manner, but I think of it more of an expression of myself. Things I’d say there I probably wouldn’t say to most peoples faces (as I can be quite shy at times [for a loud mouthed cunt]) or that I just can’t express into verbal communication.
When I post things here, on MadSquirrels.com or just about any medium I can really, I speak as if I’m speaking to a large group of people (most fo which are only wearing their pants) and people can choose if they wish to listen to my tripe and if they wish can hurl insults, love and general madness back to me.
However, I should probably write up my “ME WANT PUBLIK TO SEE ME” post another time when I can actually stay on topic (unlike my sleep deprived essay here).
Btw, see what I’ve had for lunch.
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DOUBLE U TEE EFF
I just looked throughly through my pention scheme and is says:
This scheme covers: Mr. Kevin Welford-Costelloe Female, Born 3 May 1983.
I’m so going to KILL them.
edit: See I’m not just making this up!
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LOLZ OF TEH DAYE
This is your LOLZ OF TEH DAYE for February 19, 2004.
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Finally
… the Beeb wastes good money on something proper.
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BORG
This is what I received last night from Charlie. Now normally I would have had him put down by way of the nearest bus, but it wasn’t quite his fault.
We have another dog Basil who we have had for the past week (it was a temporary thing to start off with), at first they didn’t seem to have much problem and got on well. However, it seems Basil has unintentionally (as one would hope) crashed down on the both of them. Harry now seems to mope about and be generally quite depressed and Charlie happens to be losing clumps of fur.
Last night I went to feed them, but tried to feed Harry and Charlie together and keep Basil away (as he may just be eating all their food). Charie was being a bit of a stubborn shit, so I had to grab his collar and lead him out the door towards the food (Charlie is a rescue dog and has a long story which I can’t be arsed to write out now). Charlie took this the wrong way and thought I was taking him away, to which he made his protest known by biting me.
In the end I got him out side, he had a bit of food and went back in. And I had him up on the bed as well, so he realised that he was being a bit of a cunt.
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I knew it
I figured this would happen, with the new support ticket system the man above is taking control of various things, however, I open the ticket and then he deals with it from there. Now what he’s not doing is taking control of the tickets, which means when he fails to complete them it’s MY fault they’re overdue.
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I obviously play Snood too much as i can buy a three day licence when i’m out of three’s coverage area. They probably stopped caring or do it on a trust basis, or I managed to crack it by dialing a friends number.
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100 FACT
Fact of the day:
The reason I haven’t posted that “Marriage is love” thing is because I do not believe in marriage, infact I think it is a lie and as sacred as Goatse.
See kids, this is what happens when you’re parents corrupt you from the ripe old age of 6 months.
Another repressed-memory-coming-to-the-surface post.
edit: It helps if you don’t link to the “has been shutdown” version.
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New system huzzah
So the new ticketing system is making my work load double. Nice.
Out of three phone calls this morning I have spent 30 minutes trying to enter the fucking data in. The jobs themselves have taken 30 seconds, there is something not quite right about that.
Oh and I really hate it because I can’t put private notes, which one day I may use to seek revenge, or in a tribunal. “When I said ‘I no longer know what to do can you help me?’ I received a response similar to a grunt and no action. Hurrah for training.”
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I 3 Mondays
First thing Monday morning and he’s being a cunt. Nice.
We have this new system SalesLogix which were supposed to use to put shit (read: whinings by idiots on “me kan’t strat teh kompooter cuz I’m teh dumbe” and other such things).
Now I already loathe the system because he decided (read: insisted) to show me all this shit on Saturday, which I’m not paid for thus I don’t really give a flying fuck, unless of course they pay me more cash then I’ll give them 5 minutes of my time on a weekend. But I digress, so back to my orignal point, I have a username and password of sorts which I asked “what are they so I may use this flaming piece of shit lovely new system of glory blessed by god himself” to which he says “it’s going to be [insert non-functional data here]”, I reply “That does not work” which of course gets a shitty reply.
Oh and look at the new shit I need to do:
Tracy was promised one of the old PCs by Rex when he visited last year. Could you clean up one of the old HCL machines on the shelf downstairs and send it. All that should be on it is Windows 95/98.
We weren’t aware of this until late January when Ernie and Peter visited Devizes. and Tracy’s monitor requires hitting to make it come on, reported by Ernie/Peter.
Please purchase a new 17" monitor (NOT flat screen) and have it delivered directly to Durham. Preferably it should be black/grey to match the Dell machine.
The first one I couldn’t care really, I’m tempted to smash in a new harddrive with sweet fa as I’m now personally responsible for her home machine. This is why I require more pay as I’ll now have to hear “my home machine….” all the fucking time.
The second one, well, I’m really tempted to start some serious office drama up there by geeting her a flat panel, because that would just make me laugh.
Oh and before I forget these tickets were dated “14/02/04”. Again, why I need more money as I’m forced to deal with work shit all the bloody time.
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SPAM STOOPID
Best. Subject. Ever. Kevin Welford-Costelloe this card has no spending limit
Yes, what a good idea. There is a reason credit cards have a limit, but go on give some idiot access to an unlimited amount of money.
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LOLZ OF TEH DAYE YESTARDAYE
Yesterday, I forgot to post this, but I only found out about the full story by 9:30.
Since our new neighbours started to park their massive grass killing Audi on the side area David put up some small concrete bollards and roped them together. Now by small I mean they’re small but can do some good dammage to your undercarriage if you’re dumb enough to try and mount them.
Now around 2pm, maybe 3pm, I heard the joyus sound of metal crunching and scraping from the general direction of my car, so of course I got to my car as soon as I could only to find nothing, not even a scratch.
I thought nothing of this until 9:30 when we went out and saw one of the bollards had been pulled from the ground which indicated to me that some idiot made an attempt to park on the grass and paid for it (by the sounds of wrecking earlier).
I laughed. I laughed like a banchee.
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Uneventful night
.. well sort of. David is slightly pissed I am sober, now I didn’t feel like drinking so it’s not a problem, but he’s made me recall why I don’t drive drunk people.
First was on the dual carriageway out of town, some boy racer decided to overtake me at 100mph+ which is not fine, but it’s his choice, his life, his licence. David decides to take a stand, by of course turning on my full beams, I then have to stop paying attention to whats on the road and stop what he has just done, I yelled at him. Now sure, the idiot was going far beyond the immedate ban speed but if he had run off the road of hit anything it’s MY ASS that goes down for it as he could say “that bloke in the Mirca blinded me, thats why” I can also be done for dazzling a another driver, and lets face it, who do you think the police are going to go for? If you guessed the boy racer, you’re wrong, it’s not worth the risk to them to try and get him they’ll do me, I’m easier (plus the police round these parts have no clue what is more life threatening).
Then as were almost home he starts playing with my handbrake and I have a small red light indicating this to me, I yell again. This time I make a point of “If we hit a bump and you pull my handbrake we’re going to go from 60 to 0 faster than an emergency stop.”
So that is why I will no longer drive the intoxicated, or at least make sure they’re far past the point where they’re concious let alone moving.
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Boredom v1
I’m quite bored, infact so bored I made a custom style to embed my LJ into my website.
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Fun
So today, after waking up and stepping in wet poo I eventually got up.
So far today I’ve played on the xbox for a bit and PEOPLE REMEMBERED ME! I tried to get into one game and somebody said “It’s been ages since I’ve seen Ladytron” then it cut out on me as it’s poo. Then popped up to the shop in Satan’s Little Helper and finally I had to increase my storage on X-Drive to 1GB as my mail folders on Baby Jesus (which backs-up to X-Drive) have went from 100MB in total to 375MB just on the archived folders.
Oh such fun.
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388407
I woke up to let the dogs out and I stepped in wet dog poo. Fuck Friday the 13th, Saturday the 14th is unlucky.
And now I return to bed.
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Too much info
There is only water coming from my rear end.
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I hate fridays now
… like last Friday I’m absolutly shattered, huzzam! Anyways, I’m probably going to hang around here until 6pm, as I’m not in the mood to fuck around on the roads, I just want to point and shoot, not point, shoot, stop, wait, wait, handbreak up, handbreak down, move an inch and repeat.
Or I’ll make an attempt to go through the back routes, but I only did that once, in daylight with directions so I’d probably get lost.
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Boo
I got a letter this morning, it was from the bank.
Important information about borrowing on your account
This advice is to let you know we paid money to people, you hit your overdraft limit and we then pillaged £25 from you.
Sucks to be you, -NatWest
p.s. We’ve enclosed the same leaflet you receive monthly in your statements. kthnxbi.
It doesn’t supprise me at all they took the money, infact I expected it to happen all along, but why must they tell me this in a mob style “you pay or we break legs” semi-threat letter, really I received a semi-bollocking already when I re-financed my loan.
Bank: “We see here sir that your account frequently goes past your agreed limit.” Me: “Well, no it doesn’t, I check my online banking daily, and you may notice my savings account is massive, this is because I store all my bill money in there as I can not spend it, when a direct debit comes through for the money I transfer it back in the same day whilst the payment for the direct debit is still ‘pending’”. Bank: “oh, right then, I shall re-finance this loan, will you be giving us your first born or a leg?”.
Oh well, I stand to my word that it was the best cash I spent as I required that 12 hour sleep marathon.
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Such horror
Lets see YOU do that Mr./Ms./Mrs./Dr./Rev./Sgt./Etc. SMART PERSON!!!
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err
Should I be worried about this:
The person I’m with (as in sex, love kind of with) was just on his machine and a pop-up notification popped up, I thought it had something to do with the UPS that he was setting up, but it was actually from Gaydar to alert him about a message he received.
Now I am quite worried he’s playing away from home, or wants to, etc which is VERY scary for me as we, umm, I think I’ll pass on my reason.
His profile says “A Relationship or Friendship or EMail/Chat or 1-on-1 Sex” now it could be that he hasn’t updated this (I have a gaydar profile too, but I’ve logged in last time in January 2003.) or it could be he is actually doing naughty things behind my back.
I’m not quite sure what to do really.
Comments.
Listening to:
Vibe: NoMoodTag
LJ ItemID: 387155
386990
My right eye is randomly filling up with tear fluid which is not very handy as I can’t see shit when it happens, so it may be safer to leave my car here tonight and deal with it tomorrow evening.
Listening to:
Vibe: NoMoodTag
LJ ItemID: 386990
Tosser
… He’s chipped the dash and he’s paying for that. I’m sure it’s more than his fee.
Oh shut the fuck up you twat, first of all it is a company car, secondly it is a chip big fucking deal, my car has fucking gashes down the inside of the passenger side door, I live with those so I don’t see the problem with a CHIP.
Seriously power goes to peoples heads, I can assure you that I couldn’t give a flying fuck if I was in his position. “Oh you chipped the dash, nevermind, it ain’t my car, let the company fix it.”
Yurg.
I overheard this, so it wasn’t me who caused minimal dammage to a stupidly expensive lease/company car.
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Vibe: NoMoodTag
LJ ItemID: 386699
Only three more days
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Listening to:
Vibe: uncomfortable
LJ ItemID: 386544
One thing I hate more than spam
… is fucking SPAM notifications due to spam. Example:
This is Baby Jesus,
You have received a message which I have marked as junk, please verify this from the information I have included below.
If this is spam please ignore this message, if not contact the Administrator to have it released.
To: [email] From: Fransisca Duncan Subject: Premade Logos for only $49.95 Sent: 09/02/2004 15:08
Please note after 5 days this message will be purged.
Regards, Baby Jesus
And it gets better, I need to increase the sensitivity on the spam filter because alot of shit is still getting through! So I’ll have twice the amount of these and most of them will block legitimate emails. Plz die now spam scum.
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Vibe: NoMoodTag
LJ ItemID: 386135
A bit convienent then
This is a bit to convienent, infact I suspect it was this lot who hacked me in the first place. I have cut all urls, but have left the email addresses (with mailto tages) for the benifit of the spam bots that frequently troll my LJ and my website.
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Vibe: NoMoodTag
LJ ItemID: 385837
Big poo day
A summary:
But now on the brightside I don’t feel like trying to kill myself (which of course the work car park provided many tools to do this, maybe I shouldn’t go there in bad times).
I shall post more later, I’m feeding my fat face with food as my ability to eat has returned.
Listening to:
Vibe: NoMoodTag
LJ ItemID: 385636
n0ze
Well last night I was absolutly shattered, so much in fact at around 7 when I woke up (before falling back asleep) I was faced with the decision to get off my ass, sort my banking out then go to bed. Or just sleep and pay the £20 fee (read: fine) for allowing a direct debit to go past my agreed overdraft limit.
So a good nights sleep cost me £20 and it was the BEST money I’ve ever spent.
Listening to:
Vibe: NoMoodTag
LJ ItemID: 385280
Im having one of those days
You know when you have one of those days where sex isn’t an option, it’s a requirement?
Well I am!
I need to be done like a french hooker on a saturday night.
You may now resume your business.
Listening to:
Vibe: horny
LJ ItemID: 385006
MADNESS FROM ABOVE
DEAR FUCKING GOD I HAVE ONE OF THOSE REALLY DANCY TRACKS CAUGHT IN MY HEAD LOOPING OVER AND OVER AND OVER IT’S DRIVING ME ABSOLUTLY MAD!
btw, Head Music™.
Listening to: Head Music™ - Random Tune
Vibe: going MAD
LJ ItemID: 384626
What the fuck
I’m fucking furious. I just did a good amount of work setting up a user, emailing him the details and all that fucking shit and guess what, it’s all been done again and somebody else has taken the fucking credit. Well why do I fucking bother, I should have just left it and not even WASTED my fucking time on doing it.
Oh and I’m obviously too stupid to spell “banana”, oh wait, no I’m not BECAUSE THE FUCKING USER ASKED ME TO SET HIS PASSWORD AS “bannana”.
Todays current account balance: -£185.46, therefore EVERYBODY CAN LICK MY FUCKING BOLLOCKS UNTIL THESE FUCKERS PAY ME A FAIR BIT BETTER FOR THIS COMPLETE SHIT.
Listening to:
Vibe: Get fucking stuffed.
LJ ItemID: 384491
SCREAM
Dear office,
I am attempting to go for a poo not just a “I feel like taking a poo” poo, but one of those “MY BOWELS WILL EXPLODE IF IT DON’T GIVE BIRTH TO IT” kind of poos.
But your constant calling and whinging about all the minor things that effect you are preventing me from having this more than nessarry poo.
GO AWAY SO I MAY ENGAGE IN THIS NATURAL ACT.
-Kevin
Listening to:
Vibe: NoMoodTag
LJ ItemID: 384125
383888
This company really needs to stop briging in engineers to fix things, this is because THEY ARE ALL MAN SEX ON LEGS! All of them are TEH SECKSEY and it’s making my trousers tight.
Listening to:
Vibe: horny
LJ ItemID: 383888
OUCH
I have a headache, it feels like my brain is being penetrated by a hot metal rod.
AND IT IS ALL 419’s FAULT!!!111oneoneone
Listening to:
Vibe: IN TEH PAYNE
LJ ItemID: 383547
fuhzt
My bank balance is in the negitive and I can’t really be enthusastic about coming to work, being treated like shit then doing the same thing over and over again for five days.
My work load goes up, my pay gets more shit how lovely. The company isn’t completely to blame, as the tax man decided out of my 3% increase he’s going to take £30 of the £40 I get from it.
Blerg. I need new employment, or at least enough money for me to want to come here be stomped over by everybody and still be able to give two shits in the morning.
Listening to: Boring sounds of an office.
Vibe: apathetic
LJ ItemID: 383110
Posted using sms_to_lj
My body has decided to hate me in a loud way. I’m sure everybody just heard that,
Listening to:
Vibe: NoMoodTag
LJ ItemID: 382761
YAY
I used my LJ code voucher thingy to get many more increadable icons for only $2.50! Huzzah!
Listening to:
Vibe: NoMoodTag
LJ ItemID: 382567
I had the perfect line
I just had the best line that I could have ever done, but this was at work so I was unable to use it.
THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN PURE CLASS.
Listening to:
Vibe: NoMoodTag
LJ ItemID: 382242
An open letter
Dear cyclists,
If you EVER cycle like this muppet I will run you off the road to make a point.
I’m in town going towards the Somefield car park and this cyclist is about to bolt out in front of me (as they all do) so I stop, he doesn’t go (considering it is my right of way in the first place he should have waited anyways) so I continue, then he turns into the road and keeps up with my blind spot so now I’m paying attention to the idiot beside me and not the idiots infront of me, thankfully nothing bad really happened but this fool still followed me in the stupid same place.
This is why I think there should be road tax for cycles, even if it’s £1 they should require to take a three page question and answer, multiple choice and essay exam before getting their tax discs. Some people are just too stupid to walk on a road let alone cycle down one.
-Kevin
Listening to:
Vibe: annoyed
LJ ItemID: 382131
An open letter
Dear Scotland,
From this day forth I shall employ a team of snipers to wait at your borders, when a Scottish person attempts to enter England they will be asked a few commonsense questions, if they fail they shall be asked to leave. In the event they do not comply they will be executed on spot at the pleasure of her majesty.
It would not have to had come to this if you controlled your own people who are now sitting on the phone with me now not accepting the fact that no dial tone means you can’t log-on to the internet (this call has taken 15 minutes so far).
Kind regards, -Kevin
Listening to:
Vibe: distressed
LJ ItemID: 381751
Look mum Im jumping on the bandwagon
Since everybody else on LiveJournal is doing it….
Janet Jackson shows her pleasure ball on television, many upset and tears from thousands of children.
In related news Bush is going to have an independent investigation on Iraq and it’s “intelligence”, a White House official named Lord Hutton as the chief investigator. Lord Hutton was quoted as saying “I suspect the BBC is to blame for the inteligence cock-up”. The new director general of the BBC, Alistair Campbell, places the blame on the former DG.
And that my friends is the news from MadSquirrels.com Good day chimpanzee!
Listening to:
Vibe: giggly
LJ ItemID: 381647
snore
I rented Feardotcom from LoveFilm.com and it’s as scary as a chimpanzee eating chips, seriously not disturbing at all.
Same generic horror screams, shifty camera work to scare people and poor lighting to give the “ohh spooky” look, but it’s not working it’s infact too dark to really see anything of value.
So in my opinion you’d be better off spending the money on this DVD for a hooker giving a handjob, why you may ask? Well have you seen some of the girls trolling for business these days? I thought so.
Listening to: Shreaks of horror, etc
Vibe: ohh look at me, I’m so scared!
LJ ItemID: 381187
Sneeze
Something for everybody to say “oohhh” and “awwwww” over (just ignore me looking like a fatto).
Listening to:
Vibe: NoMoodTag
LJ ItemID: 380989
380833
Dear anti-gay marriage people,
Marriage is sacred you say?
-Kevin
Listening to:
Vibe: NoMoodTag
LJ ItemID: 380833
LOLZ OF TEH DAYE
Probably fake, but it’s amusin'
British newspaper report:
Four youths from Canberra, Australia pulled off a trick of breathtaking bravado in order to gain revenge on a mobile speed camera van operating in the area.
Three of the group approached the van and distracted the operator’s attention by asking a series of questions about how the equipment worked and how many cars the operator could catch in a day.
Meanwhile, the fourth musketeer sneaked to the front of the van and unscrewed its number plate. After bidding the van operator goodbye, the friends returned home, fixed the number plate to their car and drove through the camera’s radar at high speed - 17 times. As a result, the automated billing system issued 17 speeding tickets to itself.
Listening to:
Vibe: NoMoodTag
LJ ItemID: 380247
NEW DG AT THE BBC
THIS JUST IN: The BBC has a new director general..
On another note, this morning I hit a sign. Some muppet left it lying face down on the dual carriage way, the back of it being black didn’t make it visible until I was finished checking my left wing mirror, then whump I went over it.
Thankfully it remained on the floor and I didn’t rip my undercarriage into 800 pieces.
Listening to:
Vibe: NoMoodTag
LJ ItemID: 380087
BOO HISS
So Parcel Farce haven’t been bothered to show. I somewhat expected this as they’re utter fucking shit.
However, now the only thing I can do is amuse myself with this image:
edit: Theives! The lot of you, what do you think I am a hosting company? You may steal anything you wish from me but have the decency to upload it to your own servers as not to waste my bandwidth which I pay for.
Listening to:
Vibe: NoMoodTag
LJ ItemID: 379768
379571
Your item with reference SW[snip]GB is currently progressing through our network sitting in a van somewhere whilst the driver is having a wank on a prostitute.
Listening to:
Vibe: NoMoodTag
LJ ItemID: 379571
Oh look Lets kill innocents
WARNING: If your easily offended this will make you want to tear your eyes out.
US helicopter murders innocent Iraqis (with video evidence).
I remember Fuhrer Bush once rattling on about the Geneva convention when dead Americans were shown on Al-Jezera (most likely spelled incorrectly), but when it comes to him having to conform to them, oh no, we can’t have that, shoot it if it moves.
Listening to:
Vibe: aggravated
LJ ItemID: 379185
I had a bad night
Last night I had a VERY bad night, by 10pm my body has disagreed with something to the point that it made me feel like I had litterally just been pulled from underneath a bus. I also was so violently ill that it made my left eye look like it’s been punched repeatedly.
At one point it was so bad I almost called an ambulance, but I got myself in to a comfortable position in bed and it finally started to go down. This morning my eye looks like shit and there is very minor pain still. This is why I hate the human species because our flesh is so FUCKING STUPID.
On a related note, this is the amount of snow it takes to cripple a country, terrorists take notes:
Listening to:
Vibe: NoMoodTag
LJ ItemID: 379081
Woo
Parcel Farce is bringing me a gift tomorrow by 12:00pm.
If they lose it, I’ll kill them with paper cuts from stamps, ironic deaths for all!
edit: I’m getting my stamps now, they’re late.
Listening to:
Vibe: NoMoodTag
LJ ItemID: 378741
THANK YOU
I’m very thankful I couldn’t be arsed to drive today, right about now I would have been going 70 down the dual carriageway, it started to get VERY windy and started to rain shitloads quickly with little warning.
I would have been ejected (litterally) from the carriageway in my micra.
The planet works in myserious ways.
Listening to:
Vibe: cheerful
LJ ItemID: 378459
Microoft do us all a favour and die
I hate Microsoft, not only is their products utter shit, but their website is a mass of useless data.
I’m trying to get the Office 2003 key for our OSL and I spent five minutes going through link after link to finally get to where I want, only to find they want you to sign in with a fucking passport which INSISTS on forcing me to add it to my machine.
Poxy piece of shit.
Listening to:
Vibe: NoMoodTag
LJ ItemID: 378353
377917
Dear Interweb Network,
Stop being utter shite.
Love, -Kevin.
Listening to:
Vibe: NoMoodTag
LJ ItemID: 377917
Supprised
The bug track I sent in to Mambo to inform them that their software had more bugs in it than an ant farm was deleted, I wonder why.
The following bug has been DELETED.
Reporter: madsquirrels Handler:
Project: Mambo Open Source 4.5 Bug ID: 711 Category: Administration Reproducibility: always Severity: major Priority: normal Status: new
Date Submitted: 01-24-2004 23:31 EST Last Modified: 01-24-2004 23:31 EST
Summary: Large security hole allows malicious users to run scripts on server. Description: mod_mainmenu.php allows a remote user to run script on the host machine, see attached logs below for example: …
I guess if you hide it, then it never existed.
Listening to:
Vibe: NoMoodTag
LJ ItemID: 377692
A quick update
Summary:
- H4x0r5, fucked fixed.
- Irritating accounts bitch, fixed.
- Chocolate cravings, fat fixed.
- Masturbating to my new fantasy, pending fixed, 8 times.
Listening to:
Vibe: tired
LJ ItemID: 377357
Another poll
It’s another AFA style poll.
PASS IT ON
Listening to:
Vibe: NoMoodTag
LJ ItemID: 377185
Fuckers
Look what these/this piece of human shit did to my website, yeah HAHA fucking LOLZ you are a CUNT asshole. I pay good money and put MY time and effort in to MY website and you find it FUNNY to hack into it and ruin it? Well fuck you.
I hope you DIE.
Fucking virus writers, “h4x0r5” and the rest of you fucking script kiddies should pay with your fucking lives, you’re all PATHETIC.
Good fucking day.
Listening to:
Vibe: aggravated
LJ ItemID: 376917
Names
I see a distrubing naming theme with me and computers.
My mail/proxy/web server is called Baby Jesus and my iMac is called The Virgin Mary. No points for guessing what my next machine will be called.
Listening to:
Vibe: I FEEL JESUS!
LJ ItemID: 376482
I have megasooper plans
I have plans to get an Apple laptop, first I’m trying eBay and the most I’m willing to spend there is £100. I’ve got a fairly recent one on for about £85 at the moment, but it has six days to go, which of course means the price will go stupid. If I get that one then hey I get it, if not I’m going to buy a new one from Apple and finance it via them.
Listening to:
Vibe: NoMoodTag
LJ ItemID: 375859
Hurrah
Man gets speeding fine for going 406mph in a 60.
This is pure class, not only do they realise it’s an error (as a Peugeot 406 can only do 129mph) but they still insist on charging him with speeding!
Many laughs.
See also: The Register.
Listening to:
Vibe: amused
LJ ItemID: 375603
I feel poorly
I feel utterly shit today. My left eye has a big red-ish brown patch which is probably a vein bursting (again), I was ill this morning and I’m not exactly sure why. But I did bring up bits of rice, which is even more odd as everything from the onion bhaji to the chicken tikka masala digested well.
I’m completely shattered and I’m not exactly sure why either as I got a decent nights sleep. It really makes no sense why exactly.
Meh.
Since many net citizens have complained about the suspension of goates.cx I offer the following perspective…. The .CX ccTLD represents Christmas Island and is the on-line representation of that community on the Internet. Individuals or organizations from outside that community are invited to register in portions of that name space but should be aware are (to quote from out publicly posted polices) that…
“the policies for the .CX country code Top Level Domain (ccTLD) are set by the Board of Christmas Island Internet Administration Limited (CIIA) and are designed to reflect the legal systems, values, and ethnic diversity of the community of the Territory of Christmas Island. They are an attempt to balance the historical principals of fairness and access to the DNS with the concerns of registrants and Internet users regarding privacy, lawful activity and protection of intellectual property and other third party rights.”
“CIIA cannot, and does not, monitor, screen or otherwise review a Domain application to verify the Registrant’s legal rights to use a particular word or term in its Domain prior to registration. CIIA does not get involved with disputes over rights to particular domains. CIIA may however suspend or revoke a domain if the use of a .CX Domain is unlawful or infringes on the rights of a third party. By way of example CIIA policy does not attempt to screen or restrict the registration or use of a .CX domain, however registrants should be aware that if the use of a .CX domain name clearly infringes on the rights of a third party as defined in the CIIA AUP, or is any way unlawful then that domain name may be subject to suspension or revocation. "
Technically speaking CIIA is both a community owned non profit ISP and the Trustee for the CX ccTLD on behalf of the Christmas Island community. Although Christmas Island is an external Territory of AU, CIIA is an Australian company functions largely under the legislative framework of the Commonwealth of Australia.
Although many ccTLD registries might attempt to argue that they are not in any way a part of the network that delivers/publishes Internet content, this view (in CIIAs opinion) is best summed up as a “commercial convenience” and abdication of responsibility to act as a Trustee for the community represented by the name space. As the Internet has matured there can be no doubt that it is increasingly being used as a tool for illegal activity. The argument that individual Internet users (wherever they may be) should be required to contact ISP’s in Belarus, the US, Rwanda etc… to report unlawful activity or content places an unfair burden of on individuals who may not have the time resources or skills to bring an action or outcome. The widespread use of broadband and technologies such as dynamic DNS make most much of this sort of prohibited traffic a moving target - and action based solely on convincing the “hosting provider” to remove content generally ineffective.
There can be no doubt that a ccTLD registry is a key choke point for enforcing policy and that it has enormous theoretical power to ensure polices and use comply with the desires and values of the community represented by that name space. This “power “is also viewed by CIIA as a responsibility, although it would be inappropriate and irresponsible for a trustee of a name space to make arbitrary / capricious decisions or to follow a “personal ideological agenda” this is not the case in the CX TLD. In reviewing complains CIIA assesses them against the criteria established not by ourselves but to legislation and policy set by government and the relevant community.
In the case of CIIA when reviewing a complaint we look to the ABA (Australian Broadcasting Authority - www.aba.gov.au ) for guidance on what is prohibited Internet content under the laws applicable to Christmas Island. Although a complex legislative framework “the law defines Internet content as stored information which is accessed over an Internet carriage service, including material on the World Wide Web, postings on newsgroups and bulletin boards, and other files that can be downloaded from an archive or library”.
Although some may debate it, the registry is a key, (although passive) element in the delivery of Internet content. To argue otherwise is not (IMO) sensible, a registry can suspend a domain - effectively blocking access (if you ignore hacking to contaminate ISP’s cache servers as has been the case in the suspension of goatse.cx) so clearly they are a key in the part of the delivery of that content, - if they were not then suspending would have no effect.
At CIIA we do not monitor but we are compelled (under applicable legislation and the corporate policy which defines the stewardship of the CX ccTLD) to receive and process complaints, and if it can reasonably considered to be “prohibited content” as defined by the legislation we, under the AU self regulatory scheme remove or restrict access if we are able to so. This is the framework CIIA operates in, and quite frankly we are quite happy to do so. We have no problem restricting access to child porn bestiality etc… CIIA considers it a responsibility to do so when it is brought to our attention.
To assert that a registry is simply a carriage provider and to shift the burden of restricting access (where the content is prohibited by legislation) onto others is a quite simply “cop-out”. CIIA generally takes great steps to protect the privacy of registrants - which aside from controlling the harvesting of data serves to encourage freedom to advocate “this and that”. From a policy perspective since CIIA limits the access to detailed “who-is” information refusing to take action on formal complaints ourselves it would be highly irresponsible and an abdication of our responsibilities as a trustee for the CX name space.
CIIA will not investigate a complaint about something a person disagrees with or simply does not like, if it is not otherwise legally defined as prohibited content or unlawful activity . We agree such complaints should be directed to the authors of the content.
In the case of goatse.cx the site was suspended ( primarily) because the author chose to “hard code” (as opposed to a link posted to an un moderated forum) a link to a bestiality site which provided a FAQ on how to have sex with dolphins. CIIA takes the view that hard coding of links is functionally the same as providing a navigation button to that content. This is “prohibited Internet content” as defined by the Australian Broadcasting Authority (ABA www.aba.gov.au) and we have no qualms about suspending the name to restrict access.
It is generally the case with private networks that any network administrator is fully within their rights to block access from their users to any site that they feel is objectionable. CIIA have a slightly higher to operate transparently bar but the concept remains the same. The network of CIIA should not be used for illegal activity and the terms of use should be consistent with the values and legislation in effect in that of that community.
Because one “can” do something does not mean they have a “right” to do it, and they certainly do not have a “free speech” right to use the CIIA network to publish anything they want on the net (child porn, unlawful distribution of software etc) or to use the network engage in, or promote unlawful activity. This is our view as custodians for the CX TLD on behalf of the Christmas Island community and it is supported by the members of that community who have endorsed CIIA to manage the name space.
Whether one falls into the DNS is a public resource or the DNS is part of a private network school of thought, the outcome in terms of policy is the same. There is little debate that the DNS should be considered (by the custodians of a TLD name space) as a global resource. To argue, as many have, that the DNS is a public resource and that CIIA has not authority to manage it, or set rules for it’s use nonsensical. To say that a national park is a public resource and therefore anybody can do anything they want in that space is incorrect. As a public resource there are allowed / permissible uses as well as and uses which are not permissible. Even a public resource is managed in accordance with the desires of the relevent community.
If one adopts the opposing view - that the DNS is a private resource existing on a private network, then the administrator of that name space has a right to set the terms of use over the resource records he controls, with the understanding that the name space is a hierarchy and polices are understood to apply recursively.
The CX ccTLD is a sub-set of the global name space and is managed as accordance with the laws and desires of Christmas Island community. The CX ccTLD is not a gTLD and has not wholly adopted ICANN “UDRP”, “who-is” . CIIA has developed localized polices which reflect the culture and values and legal systems of the Christmas Island community.
At the end of the day, if as has been asserted in numerous emails, the goatse.cx web site was an Internet icon which represented the theory that net citizens had rights and freedoms which they may not have in society generally, then the suspension of goatse.cx represent the natural evolution of society, cyber or otherwise an abuse of rights and freedoms (outside of purpose for which society has mutually agreed to provide those rights and freedoms) can generally be expected to be met with attempts to place reasonable limits on those rights and freedoms.
These limits in the CX ccTLD name space reflect the values customs and legal systems of the Christmas Island. The polices for registration in the CX ccTLD name space provide substantial protections for of registrants in the CX ccTLD name space, but those right are not without limits. At the end of the day if one is not comfortable with the limits set for the CX name space they may register and publish thier content elsewhere, as some will.
Cheers
Garth Miller CIIA Policy Panel (the person who made the determination to suspend - based not one one but on numerous complaints)
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LJ ItemID: 375445
DIE INSURANCE WHORES DIE
I hate car insurance, it’s got even more expensive than it was a year back.
I’ve been checking quotes for cover starting 1-July-2004 and they want to charge me £1700 to £2000 per year. It’s fucking madness, hopefully Direct Line will either stay at the £1400 mark or go lower.
If not I’ll have to sign a SORN.
Fucking leeches.
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LJ ItemID: 375235
WTF
People, I have just seen a post on a community about somebody’s family member being killed and suddenly it’s become a “hate crime” (I’m being vague now) anyways, I would like to point out something, it isn’t always a hate crime and you’re just making a “hate crime” into nothing by abusing it’s name.
There are probably hundreds of people out there who want to stab me to death, this is not because who or what I am, it’s because I’m a complete tosser and I annoy them so.
So remember, everytime you scream HATE CRIME!!!111 over something that isn’t (until proven otherwise) you’re making it in to a meaningless act that people can ignore because it’s used too often. And that is sad as the true victims of a hate crime won’t be taken seriously in the eyes of the general public.
Flame shields activated….
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LJ ItemID: 374952
The usual Monday
Monday comes around and it’s the usual shit.
“Do this.” “I have no idea how to do that.” “Do it anyways.”
Oh well, if I break the system it’s got my name on it, oh wait, no it doesn’t check the comments line “ON BEHALF OF…” fuckers, I know this place too well.
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LJ ItemID: 374781
WE ALL 3 thjorska
thjorska said this earlier, it made me giggle, then I killed the inhabitants of a small nation so I could build a MacDonalds:
Jon: Stop being so kind, it clashes with your world-hating personality :P
Listening to: Avid Merrion (www.mp3sfinder.com) - Proper Crimbo
Vibe: amused
LJ ItemID: 374055
Die bitch
They’re doing a fat documentary type thing with Victoria Wood on Beeb 1 and now they are showing some cunty bitch and her equally cunty sidekick/plastic-youth husband.
Now what these two fuckmonkies have just done is gone in to this woman’s fridge and picked things out AND PUT THEM IN THE BIN.
You fucking twats, there are people in Africa who need food which you have binned, not even that THERE ARE FAMILIES PROBABLY DOWN THE ROAD FROM THAT HOUSE WHO ALSO NEED THAT FOOD WHICH YOU HAVE BINNED.
People like that make me ill. I hope they die next time they go in for their weekly nose job.
edit: Their Hollywood accents are making my ears BURN.
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LJ ItemID: 373883
I think Im going to quit
Seriously this time. No I fucking well mean it now, this place is going too far now days.
On monday, I was left to hang myself as I had everything not working correctly and a manager trying to hide, that my friends is always fun.
Then I find that a PC he requested to have sent here so HE would do whatever HE agreed to do has suddenly become MY problem with MY name all over it. I haven’t yet been informed of what is going on with it let alone if it is really my problem or if the two other managers are just fucktards.
I hear good things about Virgin Mobile and they’re in Trowbridge too, I’m trying to find their number now.
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LJ ItemID: 373514
Sometimes I wonder
Look at me I’m so h4rdc0r3 I do lines of coke and suck people off in the bogs, but I can’t fcking swear as thats just fcking bad b*tch.
If this isn’t a troll journal then obviously I need to worry or the new generation of drug addicted slappers are going to be writing me angry comments with the vularities censored.
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LJ ItemID: 372813
There are dumb people and then there are the really cool people
Gemma is cool, even though she’s surounded by idiots. I’m not quite sure how she managed not to become one of them yet, so I’m well impressed.
Hi Kevin,
Great news. I’m all excited (sad aren’t I!!) as this one is getting worse. That’s cool I’m sure I can set it up if its all colour coded. Once its here and set up I’ll ring you.
Kind regards Gemma
That email is a great example, it’s not shitty, quite friendly AND it doesn’t include the usual “HOW AM I SUSPOSED TO KNOW THAT THE BLUE BITS GO INTO THE BLUE SOCKET?!?!” that a few others in there usually grace my inbox with.
Another good thing is she has actually read my email, which I know from the last line, most of them would have stopped by “I’m sending your new computer” and just fucked around with it and broke it the second they received it.
So remember, THIS IS WHY I HEART GEMMA.
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LJ ItemID: 372608
Because you care
Join the MadSquirrels.com mailing list of dooooooooooom.
Just remember, if you don’t I’ll unleash a swarm of locusts, not just any kind but the kind with lasers for eyes and legs that shoot acid venom.
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LJ ItemID: 371950
I 3 Destruction
Mindless destruction, it’s a beautiful thing.
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LJ ItemID: 371225
OMFG
After was quoted happy I decided to give it a go.
I was quoted angry and I’m far from impressed, they wanted to charge me £1961.98 for my car insurance, that is £561pa more than what I pay now.
I’m going to ring them up, offer them a happy quote and then demand they pay £3,000pa for insurance on an A reg car, no wait, a single tyre on an A reg car. Yes, that will make ME happy.
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LJ ItemID: 371073
Hoorah The world is collapsing but Im in style
Even though this has to be the most shit day ever, the best thing I can make out of it was that I washed my car and it looks like hot man sex.
Does your car look like hot man sex? No! So there.
I no longer feel like killing myself, I just feel like killing others.
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LJ ItemID: 370687
HAHAHAHA
OMG, THIS IS SO FUNNEY, LIKE THE PHONE LINES ARE FUCKED AND EVERYBODY KNEW ABOUT IT SINCE HALF EIGHT BUT NOBODY BOTHERED TO CARE TO SAY ANYTHING, AND YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE IS FUNNEY I WILL PROBABLY END UP TAKING THE BLAME FOR THIS SHIT AND HAVE THE MD SCREAMING MURDER INTO MY FACE.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I think I’m going to commit suicide now
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LJ ItemID: 370353
WTF
I just saw an advert for Action Energy where they claim “energy is the life blood of your business” then show many electrical items with blood pouring out of them.
Being serious for a moment, if I see a photocopier spewing out blood I’m fucking out of there, that shit can’t be good.
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LJ ItemID: 370155
Things I must do
Tomorrow I must have my car cleaned.
Unless of course if it rains, then I’m buggered.
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Sweet Jesus
These people are going to lead me to an early grave…… their grave.
Kevin as you are aware we were without a connection to the outside world for 2 days this week (Tuesday and Wednesday).
After 1.5 days chasing Siemens BT attended site yesterday at approx 9.30, 23 hours lateby which time the problem seemed to have rectified itself. The Engineer tested all our services and there were no problems found. He says it must have been at the exchange and someone else must have rectified it.
After he left I was using Sage and after a short while I lost connection due to “Error From Back End” ?
This did not occur again throughout yesterday.
Throughout today whilst using Outlook I keep getting the message Requesting Data From Microsoft Exchange.
I thought that this system was to be better? 99.9% guaranteed?
Throughout this week it would be closer to the opposite .1%.
Am I missing a trick?
Regards, Mark Regional Manager
edit: I just received this:
Kevin I forgot to tell you that the only way I can send mail is vis the Webmail option.
Do you see why one day I will kill them, all of them and with my bare hands?
First of all, I am not responsible for BT or Siemens, this is unfortunate as I don’t work for either companies. Even more to the point I don’t really give a shit as BT can do what BT want to do. Siemens on the other hand do have to answer to me, but slowness isn’t their problem per se.
As for his back-end problem, well thats life, the server threw a strop and I don’t have the 30 minutes available to ring around all the offices to let them know.
As for Outlook, again slowness not my problem, shit happens and BT probably fucked it up when the fucked everything else up.
And to finish off the system is 99.9% guarenteed, welcome to the .1% now shut-up and stop writing me with your ass covering emails.
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NEVER TRUST VERISIGN
I’m going to kill snap names and by kill I mean I shall eat them and their little business too.
I signed up for an account, paid and had my correct email address on it. They haven’t sent me ANYTHING and it gets much better after I tried to get back in I couldn’t and mysteriously my email address “could not be found”.
So not only do they have my money, but they have a domain I wanted.
Great.
Fuckers.
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LJ ItemID: 369020
Fizzurbaltery boog
I hate paper based monies (and other forms of paper money-moving) I just got my new three statement, which of course Car Whore Warehouse didn’t bother to give them my direct debit details, so I had to use this strange object called a “Cheque”.
I seriously need to set up my direct debit, I can’t be arsed to find a 2nd class stamp every month let alone figure out where the hell my cheques have run off to.
Oh and it’s friday, YAY!
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An open letter
Dear Lorry Drivers Of Great Britain,
GET YOUR FUCKING HEADS CHECKED
It is NOT acceptable to push a car into speeding, it is also NOT a very good idea to push a small car in gusty conditions with very poor visibility to speed up when the driver has deemed it a speed (mind you that you have a speed limit too and it’s not 60mph on a national limit road) that will not only save HIS life but YOUR life as well.
Full-beam headlamps are NOT supposed to be used when DIRECTLY BEHIND a vehicle, this will cause the driver to be dazzled and possibly will not be able to see the DARK ROAD ahead, nor does doing this at an UNLIT JUNCTION help when YOU were given a good few FEET of warning, but then if you had any idea what those FLASHING AMBER LIGHTS were you probably wouldn’t have been such a fucking
CUNT
Thank YOU for endangering not only YOUR life but the lives of other motorists, cyclists and pedestrians.
Please now proceed to hand in your driving licence to the nearest DVLA office THEN EMPTY A FEW SHOTGUN SHELLS IN TO YOUR EMPTY FUCKING HEAD.
-Kevin Yeah, I’m the one in the fucking Micra asshole.
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LJ ItemID: 367690
LOLZ OF TEH DAYE
Man loves women, but not according to NEW AND IMPROVED tattoo.
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LJ ItemID: 367235
367053
YAY.
I’m starting to lose my MIND.
See what this fucking place has done to me?
Good.
On another note I’m VERY tired and I’m not too sure why, this has lasted over FOUR days so far and quite frankly it’s not right considering I passed out last night at 9:30pm.
My sugar high has failed me, mainly because some of these cuntbags don’t realise their continious nagging about something as pathetic as an email alert is not only slowly pushing me to kill but it’s forcing more important things out of my head.
Sorry, fuck off now. Whatever.
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I AM SO TIRED
Either I’m tired because I’m tired, or I’m tired because of the sheer incompitence of some of the people I’ve delt with today.
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LJ ItemID: 366672
Posted using sms_to_lj
oh dear! My body is not quite right at the moment!
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YAY
I have an official hit list now, in fact I have a black binder-book-type-object that reads “The Not-So-Big Book of Misc. Items and Evil Spells” which is to cover up the items inside it called “People who lie” and “People who fuck about and blame me”.
I also have a single person who is starting to fuck me off, he’s playing games and he’s going to get burnt. His usual is “my laptop doesn’t work wah wah wah wah” and our usual response is “it does work, but if you don’t fuck with the settings there wouldn’t be a problem”.
I have devoted 10 minutes daily to print out his dial-up logs (courtesy UK Online) stick them in the book and when he cries foul I will use the ugliest, brightest and yellowest (i doubt that is a real word) highlighting pen and I’ll write venomous notes next to it too!
HAHA, Check mate mother fucker.
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LJ ItemID: 366244
I hate you plz die now
I really hate it when people say “good morning” and you say “good morning” back and they come back (after ignoring you) and get quite shitty that you didn’t address them back, when of course you have.
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LJ ItemID: 365981
365636
From: Andrew
Sent: Tue 30/12/2003 08:59
To: Kevin Costelloe
Subject: FW: Lost Emails
It looks like it’s yours to run with for now!
Regards, Andrew
[orignal correspondance cut as it’s pretty stupid and is not addressed to me.]
looks like I don’t give a shit. And thanks for making me personally responsible, tosser.
[Cuntbags here isn’t my manager, he’s just a cuntbag really. So it’s not quite his place to say “It’s all YOUR fault now!"]
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LJ ItemID: 365636
First day of work
…. and I want to go back on holiday.
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LJ ItemID: 365479
A word
If you haven’t paid your road tax there are new rules now, the DVLA will search their database and immedatly fine anybody without road tax or a SORN.
So if you’re like my neighbours and your road tax expired on the 31st of December then all I have to say is
In short pay your fucking road tax.
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LJ ItemID: 364878
And another thing
Before I forget, I REALLY now hate everybody on this estate, all of them.
This is because one of them received my post at their house, most likely because the postman (or postlady) accidently included it in their lot, however, instead of slipping it through the door they wrote “RETURN TO SENDER” and sent it back.
Now this is not normally a problem, however, it happened to be SOMETHING THE BANK SENT ME, thus, throwing up an alert when my loan application was going through. In short it suggested I was a lying fuckwit and didn’t really live here.
But because the person I was dealing with had some sense to notice I was only one item of marketing rubbish she just informed the system that it’s a whore and should get it’s facts straight.
I’m up for a bit of 0wning now. If I receive a letter postmarked for another house on this estate I shall do the exact same thing, see how they like it.
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LJ ItemID: 364602
Fun in finance
So the trip to the bank went well, much better than I expected. Once I got there we started straight off in re-loaning the car, which is good as my payments are down to £165 from £308.
She also gave me a cash loan for the total amount of my credit card balance* and my overdraft, I was going to object, but it makes perfect sense really as next month I will be starting off pretty much from “scratch”.
We also never got around to talking about my overdraft, but to be honest that was a good thing.
* = I don’t carry a “balance” on my card, you have to be MAD to with the “great rate” they offer.
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LJ ItemID: 364380
HAHAHAHA LOLZ
I’m going to hell for this.
Image credit: B3ta.
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LJ ItemID: 364056
YAY It Works
Baby Jesus is now fully groovy, this is a sample message of it’s spam murdering powers, however, this is not a spam message so the alert it quite helpful.
–[message below]–
This is Baby Jesus,
You have received a message which I have marked as junk, please verify this from the information I have included below.
If this is spam please ignore this message, if not contact the Administrator to have it released.
To: kevin [at] m.s.o.i.n.t.e.r.n.e.t.moc [ruined for spambots] From: Subject: Chat History: 152.163.253.37 Sent: 01/01/2004 15:30
Regards, Baby Jesus
All emails sent and received from MSO.cx are property of MSO.cx and may be used for any purpose we deem acceptable.
MSO.cx and any of its subsidiaries each reserve the right to monitor all e-mail communications through its networks. By reading this email in full or in part you have agreed to our terms.
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LJ ItemID: 363895
HAPPY CHRISTMAS LUV a hrefhttpwwwnatwestcomNatWestA xx
I’m feeling the love from my bank this holiday season, they rang me yesterday to have a chat about finances (ie. sell me shite) and in my credit card statement I found they increased my limit.
They’re a vicious bunch, they obviously hope I will have a bit of credit card debt with my new found “money”.
Bastards.
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LJ ItemID: 363592
HAPPY CHRISTMAS LUV a hrefhttpwwwnatwestcomNatWestA xx
I’m feeling the love from my bank this holiday season, they rang me yesterday to have a chat about finances (ie. sell me shite) and in my credit card statement I found they increased my limit.
They’re a vicious bunch, they obviously hope I will have a bit of credit card debt with my new found “money”.
Bastards.
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LJ ItemID: 363592
HAHAHAHAHHAHAH
This is you LOLZ OF TEH DAYE:
Two idiots nick CDs from BBC Radio Wiltshire and give the CCTV camera a very good mug shot.
Who in their right mind would steal music from BBC Radio Wiltshire?!?!?!?!
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LJ ItemID: 363456
HAHAHAHAHHAHAH
This is you LOLZ OF TEH DAYE:
Two idiots nick CDs from BBC Radio Wiltshire and give the CCTV camera a very good mug shot.
Who in their right mind would steal music from BBC Radio Wiltshire?!?!?!?!
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LJ ItemID: 363456
363059
The new Mambo Server Open Source (MOS) has a RSS feature thingy now!
For updated news posties on your friends page direct from my horrific excuse of an intermaweb page add to your syndication feeds thingy.
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LJ ItemID: 363059
Hurrah
The new Mambo Server Open Source (MOS) has a RSS feature thingy now!
For updated news posties on your friends page direct from my horrific excuse of an intermaweb page add to your syndication feeds thingy.
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LJ ItemID: 363059
Shit n Stuff
Huzzah! The car started, it seems that calling it “A cold hearted bitch” wasn’t too far off from the truth as after a bit of time and some extended starts it finally came to life. SO EAT THAT YOU METALLIC BITCH.
On another note I’ve got mod_rewrite to work on Gradwell’s servers so I’m moving MadSquirrels.co.uk website over there. I have no idea when the DNS will fully propagate but you’ll notice it.
btw, I had to retype all that in, so LOVE it kthnx.
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Shit n Stuff
Huzzah! The car started, it seems that calling it “A cold hearted bitch” wasn’t too far off from the truth as after a bit of time and some extended starts it finally came to life. SO EAT THAT YOU METALLIC BITCH.
On another note I’ve got mod_rewrite to work on Gradwell’s servers so I’m moving MadSquirrels.co.uk website over there. I have no idea when the DNS will fully propagate but you’ll notice it.
btw, I had to retype all that in, so LOVE it kthnx.
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LJ ItemID: 362908
Cunt whore bitch slut
I get back to have my fucking car not wanting to start, it better not be anything expensive as I don’t have the money to patch The Bitch, one would hope the threat of being scrapped (as it’s cheaper to scrap The Bitch than anything else) would convince it not to be a fucking metalic slapper.
Yeah happy fucking christmas to you Piece of Shit Cunt Faced WHORE CAR.
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LJ ItemID: 362400
Cunt whore bitch slut
I get back to have my fucking car not wanting to start, it better not be anything expensive as I don’t have the money to patch The Bitch, one would hope the threat of being scrapped (as it’s cheaper to scrap The Bitch than anything else) would convince it not to be a fucking metalic slapper.
Yeah happy fucking christmas to you Piece of Shit Cunt Faced WHORE CAR.
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362150
I’ve seen the most EVIL number plate, it ended in AOL!
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LJ ItemID: 362150
Posted using sms_to_lj
I’ve seen the most EVIL number plate, it ended in AOL!
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LJ ItemID: 362150
THE QUEENS SPEACH
Enjoy the holidays, etc
You’d better enjoy it as on the 26th I will be world leader and all you bitches will be sold as slaves to an alien race.
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THE QUEENS SPEACH
Enjoy the holidays, etc
You’d better enjoy it as on the 26th I will be world leader and all you bitches will be sold as slaves to an alien race.
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361654
I swear some people are just waiting to die, on my trip home I managed to encounter such a person. He was walking him bike on the side of the road, mind you an unlit road (national limit) witn NO high-vis jacket, no light on the rear of the bike and fairly dark clothing.
So as I approach the only things I can see are these amber strips fairly close to the ground, as I’m trying to figure out what the fuck is in my path I finally get to a point where my lights are hitting him (which is fairly close), thankfully he was far enough off the road and the carriage way big enough to give plenty of room, but what if he wasn’t, what if he was cycling like that?
Serously people need to be taught common sense these days as it seems not to come naturally now.
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WTF
I swear some people are just waiting to die, on my trip home I managed to encounter such a person. He was walking him bike on the side of the road, mind you an unlit road (national limit) witn NO high-vis jacket, no light on the rear of the bike and fairly dark clothing.
So as I approach the only things I can see are these amber strips fairly close to the ground, as I’m trying to figure out what the fuck is in my path I finally get to a point where my lights are hitting him (which is fairly close), thankfully he was far enough off the road and the carriage way big enough to give plenty of room, but what if he wasn’t, what if he was cycling like that?
Serously people need to be taught common sense these days as it seems not to come naturally now.
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360987
FOR GODS SAKE, PEOPLE THE CODE RED VIRUS IS SO FUCKING OLD SO PLZ REMOVE IT ALREADY, YOU’RE FUCKING UP MY WEEKLY LOGS WITH YOUR SHIT REQUESTS IN AN ATTEMPT TO HAX0R A MORE THAN UP-TO-DATE/PATCHED TO THE TEETH WEBSERVER.
Pah, the intermaweb has too many idiots.
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LJ ItemID: 360987
utf8BTG9vayBhdCB0aGUga2l0dGVucywgdGhleSdyZSBlYXRpbmcgdGhh utf8BdCBjYXIh
I’ve just woke up and i’m utterly amazed on how bright it is, in fact please turn down the dimmer switch on the sun. kthnx
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Woo
I managed to get my msointernet.com email address to forward off to my three phone, so now I can pick up and reply to my emails on my phone. I also found that I can send and receive emails in 2.5G instead of just in 3G, which is great when 3 coverage isn’t too great. I got phlogger to take smses from my phone but not MMSes which is slightly problematic, but can be ignored.
The only real problem I can see at the moment is not being able to MMS network to network, which sux0rs.
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LJ ItemID: 360413
Woo
I managed to get my msointernet.com email address to forward off to my three phone, so now I can pick up and reply to my emails on my phone. I also found that I can send and receive emails in 2.5G instead of just in 3G, which is great when 3 coverage isn’t too great. I got phlogger to take smses from my phone but not MMSes which is slightly problematic, but can be ignored.
The only real problem I can see at the moment is not being able to MMS network to network, which sux0rs.
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Christmas Meal things
So the christmas meal was great, as some of you may have noticed at one point my state on my website was set to “fucking fucked” as I was pretty trashed by then, got a couple of photos on the new three phone and a video of Karen as well.
After we left the Millstream (where we ate) we went into Devizes and popped into the Bell On The Green then after that to the Four Seasons, after a bit myself and David popped into East Chisenbury (? - my hazy memory may have this name wrong) to say hello at the Sky Power company do.
After that we headed home and I managed to go to the shop up the road and not look like a complete drunk, which of course I failed, but I got my items and staggered back home.
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Christmas Meal things
So the christmas meal was great, as some of you may have noticed at one point my state on my website was set to “fucking fucked” as I was pretty trashed by then, got a couple of photos on the new three phone and a video of Karen as well.
After we left the Millstream (where we ate) we went into Devizes and popped into the Bell On The Green then after that to the Four Seasons, after a bit myself and David popped into East Chisenbury (? - my hazy memory may have this name wrong) to say hello at the Sky Power company do.
After that we headed home and I managed to go to the shop up the road and not look like a complete drunk, which of course I failed, but I got my items and staggered back home.
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359898
Technology is brilliant, tonight we have the company meal, which of course has loads of £ree corporate paid-for alcohol. To keep you all informed of my progress I have used abused Phlogger’s “update” feature, which you can find on MadSquirrels.co.uk on the top right with the heading “Current Status”.
You should all view it at regular intervals starting roughly at around 1-2pm which by then I should be on my way.
YAY.
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HUZZAH
Technology is brilliant, tonight we have the company meal, which of course has loads of £ree corporate paid-for alcohol. To keep you all informed of my progress I have used abused Phlogger’s “update” feature, which you can find on MadSquirrels.co.uk on the top right with the heading “Current Status”.
You should all view it at regular intervals starting roughly at around 1-2pm which by then I should be on my way.
YAY.
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An Open Letter
Dear Cunt Nice Driver,
The horn is used for alerting other drivers, people and the occasional flock of pigeons of your presence, this is basic knowledge. However, your use of it tonight was not one of those, I do apologise I had kept you from your important task by driving 30mph down a 30mph road, I also apologise for not speeding across the road to make a right turn, next time I will ignore anything in my path and make my maneuver at 45mph in an attempt to save you precious time.
If 45mph is not suitable I shall do it at 145mph instead.
Kind Regards Hit a fucking tree and die, -Kevin
Blue Micra, P reg, 1.0L.
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An Open Letter
Dear Cunt Nice Driver,
The horn is used for alerting other drivers, people and the occasional flock of pigeons of your presence, this is basic knowledge. However, your use of it tonight was not one of those, I do apologise I had kept you from your important task by driving 30mph down a 30mph road, I also apologise for not speeding across the road to make a right turn, next time I will ignore anything in my path and make my maneuver at 45mph in an attempt to save you precious time.
If 45mph is not suitable I shall do it at 145mph instead.
Kind Regards Hit a fucking tree and die, -Kevin
Blue Micra, P reg, 1.0L.
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359246
City Link Update: Fuck all, why because they’re shit.
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CityLink are fucking cunts
I’m seriously annoyed with the fucking cunts who trade as “City Link” who supposedly operate a courrier service, but they’re yet to prove that. Goods that were susposed to be delivered by 5pm today never showed, I was in all day as the time frame was “from 8:00am to 5:00pm” so I have wasted an entire day for these rabbit-spunk-eating twunts to stand me up.
Now since it’s too fucking late in the day to change the delivery location they’re going to come to the house again and I won’t be here, I will be at work and when is the closest time they can deliver there? FRIDAY, well good for you bitches thanks a fucking lot, do you know why, BECAUSE AT NOON WE’RE ALL FUCKING OUT OF THERE so CityLink’s fuckwit driver decides to skip off home and I get fucked around, brilliant you FUCKING WHORES.
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CityLink are fucking cunts
I’m seriously annoyed with the fucking cunts who trade as “City Link” who supposedly operate a courrier service, but they’re yet to prove that. Goods that were susposed to be delivered by 5pm today never showed, I was in all day as the time frame was “from 8:00am to 5:00pm” so I have wasted an entire day for these rabbit-spunk-eating twunts to stand me up.
Now since it’s too fucking late in the day to change the delivery location they’re going to come to the house again and I won’t be here, I will be at work and when is the closest time they can deliver there? FRIDAY, well good for you bitches thanks a fucking lot, do you know why, BECAUSE AT NOON WE’RE ALL FUCKING OUT OF THERE so CityLink’s fuckwit driver decides to skip off home and I get fucked around, brilliant you FUCKING WHORES.
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Sweet Jesus
Holy shit, I had the scariest moment just a few seconds ago, a Nissan Micra just passed by it was EXACTLY like my own, same colour, same registration year, everything, except of course a rear windscreen wiper and P1XX reg.
Seriously, That was fuckin' scary.
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Sweet Jesus
Holy shit, I had the scariest moment just a few seconds ago, a Nissan Micra just passed by it was EXACTLY like my own, same colour, same registration year, everything, except of course a rear windscreen wiper and P1XX reg.
Seriously, That was fuckin' scary.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA UR TEH FUNNEY
eBay Scam Spam!
Dear valued eBay member,
It has come to our attention that your eBay Billing Information records are out of date. That requires you to update the Billing Information If you could please take 5-10 minutes out of your online experience and update your billing records, you will not run into any future problems with eBay’s online service. However, failure to update your records will result in account termination. Please update your records in maximum 24 hours.
Once you have updated your account records, your eBay session will not be interrupted and will continue as normal. Failure to update will result in cancellation of service, Terms of Service (TOS) violations or future billing problems.
[snipped].tripod.com/ebay-update/eBay.check.SSL.html
Thank you for your time! Marry Kimmel, eBay Billing Department team.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA UR TEH FUNNEY
eBay Scam Spam!
Dear valued eBay member,
It has come to our attention that your eBay Billing Information records are out of date. That requires you to update the Billing Information If you could please take 5-10 minutes out of your online experience and update your billing records, you will not run into any future problems with eBay’s online service. However, failure to update your records will result in account termination. Please update your records in maximum 24 hours.
Once you have updated your account records, your eBay session will not be interrupted and will continue as normal. Failure to update will result in cancellation of service, Terms of Service (TOS) violations or future billing problems.
[snipped].tripod.com/ebay-update/eBay.check.SSL.html
Thank you for your time! Marry Kimmel, eBay Billing Department team.
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Body you suck
Been in bed, but I was bouncing around so I have decided to watch a bit of telly to get even more tired so I just pass out once I get back up stairs. How very annoying this is :o(
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Body you suck
Been in bed, but I was bouncing around so I have decided to watch a bit of telly to get even more tired so I just pass out once I get back up stairs. How very annoying this is :o(
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357856
FOR FUCKSAKE, DAVID BLANE HAS ANOTHER FUCKING SPECIAL ON SKY ONE.
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Oh for fucksake
I get a call this morning, it’s work and it gets better he calls accusing me of “installing something” onto a laptop, which of course I didn’t because HE set that machine up, however, that isn’t the issue. We have our email sourced out to Siemens which requires some patches to be run on Outlook, now including this install only TWO machines have been hit by this odd behavour, when the Siemens patches are run for some reason Word is updated as well and requires a Word 2002 licence key, which we don’t have, so the only way is to uninstall and reinstall Office then the Siemens patches again, but this seems to be all my fault even though I had nothing to do with it.
I can’t win can I?
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Oh for fucksake
I get a call this morning, it’s work and it gets better he calls accusing me of “installing something” onto a laptop, which of course I didn’t because HE set that machine up, however, that isn’t the issue. We have our email sourced out to Siemens which requires some patches to be run on Outlook, now including this install only TWO machines have been hit by this odd behavour, when the Siemens patches are run for some reason Word is updated as well and requires a Word 2002 licence key, which we don’t have, so the only way is to uninstall and reinstall Office then the Siemens patches again, but this seems to be all my fault even though I had nothing to do with it.
I can’t win can I?
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I nicked this
Answer this if your straight, why, it’ll make me feel you finally have some idea of what I get asked all the time:
HETEROSEXUAL QUESTIONNAIRE
Many lesbians and gay men - in therapeutic situations as well as in the “outside world” - are put into situations where they have to defend their sexuality. This places a considerable burden on people who are frequently only wanting to deal with a relationship problem, “coming out” on the job or with family and friends, or some sexuality-related situation. To help non-gay people understand how it feels to be put into such a position, Alan K. Malyon, Ph.D., devised a questionnaire, parts of which are excerpted here. This questionnaire is based on “heterophobic” premises, rather than homophobic premisees, which exist chronically in our society.
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What do you think caused your heterosexuality?
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When and how did you first decide you were a heterosexual?
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Is it possible your heterosexuality is just a phase you will grow out of?
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Is it possible your heterosexuality stems from a neurotic fear of people of the same sex? Maybe you just need a positive gay experience?
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Heterosexuals have histories of failures in gay relationships. Do you think you may have turned to heterosexuality out of a fear of rejection?
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If you’ve never slept with a person of the same sex, how do you know you wouldn’t prefer that?
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If heterosexuality is normal, why are a disproportionate number of mental patients heterosexual?
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To whom have you disclosed your heterosexual tendencies? How did they react?
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Your heterosexuality doesn’t offend me as long as you leave me alone, but why do so many heterosexuals try to seduce others into that orientation?
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If you should choose to nurture children, would you want them to be heterosexual, knowing the problems they would face?
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Most child molesters are heterosexual. Do you consider it safe to expose your children to heterosexuals? Heterosexual teachers, particularly?
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Why must heterosexuals be so blatant, making a public spectacle of your heterosexuality? Can’t you just be what you are and keep it quiet?
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Heterosexuals always assign themselves such narrowly restricted, stereotyped sex roles. Why do you cling to such unhealthy role playing?
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How can you have a fully satisfying deeply emotional or sexual experience with an opposite-sex person, when the obvious physical, biological, and temperamental differences are so vast? How can a man possibly understand what pleases a woman sexually - and vice-versa?
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Heterosexual marriage has total societal support, yet the divorce rate continues to spiral. Why are there so few stable heterosexual relationships?
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Since there are so few happy heterosexuals, techniques have been developed to help people change. Have you considered trying aversion therapy?
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Could you trust a heterosexual therapist/counselor not to try to influence you toward his/her own sexual leanings?
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Do heterosexuals hate and/or distrust others of their own sex? Is that what makes them heterosexual?
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A disproportionate number of criminals, welfare recipients, and other irresponsible types are heterosexual. So why would someone hire a heterosexual in a responsible job?
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Why are heterosexuals so promiscuous, always having “affairs”, etc.?
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I nicked this
Answer this if your straight, why, it’ll make me feel you finally have some idea of what I get asked all the time:
HETEROSEXUAL QUESTIONNAIRE
Many lesbians and gay men - in therapeutic situations as well as in the “outside world” - are put into situations where they have to defend their sexuality. This places a considerable burden on people who are frequently only wanting to deal with a relationship problem, “coming out” on the job or with family and friends, or some sexuality-related situation. To help non-gay people understand how it feels to be put into such a position, Alan K. Malyon, Ph.D., devised a questionnaire, parts of which are excerpted here. This questionnaire is based on “heterophobic” premises, rather than homophobic premisees, which exist chronically in our society.
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What do you think caused your heterosexuality?
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When and how did you first decide you were a heterosexual?
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Is it possible your heterosexuality is just a phase you will grow out of?
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Is it possible your heterosexuality stems from a neurotic fear of people of the same sex? Maybe you just need a positive gay experience?
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Heterosexuals have histories of failures in gay relationships. Do you think you may have turned to heterosexuality out of a fear of rejection?
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If you’ve never slept with a person of the same sex, how do you know you wouldn’t prefer that?
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If heterosexuality is normal, why are a disproportionate number of mental patients heterosexual?
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To whom have you disclosed your heterosexual tendencies? How did they react?
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Your heterosexuality doesn’t offend me as long as you leave me alone, but why do so many heterosexuals try to seduce others into that orientation?
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If you should choose to nurture children, would you want them to be heterosexual, knowing the problems they would face?
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Most child molesters are heterosexual. Do you consider it safe to expose your children to heterosexuals? Heterosexual teachers, particularly?
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Why must heterosexuals be so blatant, making a public spectacle of your heterosexuality? Can’t you just be what you are and keep it quiet?
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Heterosexuals always assign themselves such narrowly restricted, stereotyped sex roles. Why do you cling to such unhealthy role playing?
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How can you have a fully satisfying deeply emotional or sexual experience with an opposite-sex person, when the obvious physical, biological, and temperamental differences are so vast? How can a man possibly understand what pleases a woman sexually - and vice-versa?
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Heterosexual marriage has total societal support, yet the divorce rate continues to spiral. Why are there so few stable heterosexual relationships?
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Since there are so few happy heterosexuals, techniques have been developed to help people change. Have you considered trying aversion therapy?
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Could you trust a heterosexual therapist/counselor not to try to influence you toward his/her own sexual leanings?
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Do heterosexuals hate and/or distrust others of their own sex? Is that what makes them heterosexual?
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A disproportionate number of criminals, welfare recipients, and other irresponsible types are heterosexual. So why would someone hire a heterosexual in a responsible job?
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Why are heterosexuals so promiscuous, always having “affairs”, etc.?
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356616
I’m hungry and on the stella, BRING ON THE VINDALOO!
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I’m hungry and on the stella, BRING ON THE VINDALOO!
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Open letter to America
Dear America,
WHAT THE FUCK, two words Ford Expedition.
I’ve seen buses that are smaller, why in gods name do you require something THAT big? Better yet, why would you import something that could write off a building if you struck a wall with it at 20mph.
Kind Regards, Kevin
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Open letter to America
Dear America,
WHAT THE FUCK, two words Ford Expedition.
I’ve seen buses that are smaller, why in gods name do you require something THAT big? Better yet, why would you import something that could write off a building if you struck a wall with it at 20mph.
Kind Regards, Kevin
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YAY I think
I finally got a piece of software to play OGG Vorbis files correctly!
Now to listen to some phone posts!
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YAY I think
I finally got a piece of software to play OGG Vorbis files correctly!
Now to listen to some phone posts!
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I declare war
The war of the parking spots has begun, a V reg Audi nicked my spot, not only that they have violated the rule. The rule being “Do not park on the grass”, now it’s raining and what kind of dammage can a four door, family sized audi make on wet ground is yet to be seen.
So I had to nick another parking spot, which will probably cause a domino effect of hate, anger and road rage.
Oh well.
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I declare war
The war of the parking spots has begun, a V reg Audi nicked my spot, not only that they have violated the rule. The rule being “Do not park on the grass”, now it’s raining and what kind of dammage can a four door, family sized audi make on wet ground is yet to be seen.
So I had to nick another parking spot, which will probably cause a domino effect of hate, anger and road rage.
Oh well.
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Why dear god why
I hate overseas call centres and the companies that use them, why because they always seem to have people who do not understand English that well, this is normally not a problem but one would assume if you’re an English speaking company with English speaking customers you would want to have people who can comprehend what the customer, especially when the customer in question is trying to have a payment processed.
Seriously, I spent about 5 minutes trying to debate why my payment was being declined and it probably had something to do with the person on the other line running rubbish through, such as a start and expiry date that wasn’t close to what I said and not taking my card name correctly (as it has been changed by the bank to fit on the card), so eventually I just gave up and put the phone down.
I will probably end up trying again after my direct debit and statement dates as well, mainly because I don’t want to end up with no money next month (I have a direct debit that pays for my full card balance monthly).
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Why dear god why
I hate overseas call centres and the companies that use them, why because they always seem to have people who do not understand English that well, this is normally not a problem but one would assume if you’re an English speaking company with English speaking customers you would want to have people who can comprehend what the customer, especially when the customer in question is trying to have a payment processed.
Seriously, I spent about 5 minutes trying to debate why my payment was being declined and it probably had something to do with the person on the other line running rubbish through, such as a start and expiry date that wasn’t close to what I said and not taking my card name correctly (as it has been changed by the bank to fit on the card), so eventually I just gave up and put the phone down.
I will probably end up trying again after my direct debit and statement dates as well, mainly because I don’t want to end up with no money next month (I have a direct debit that pays for my full card balance monthly).
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Victoria Beckham can eat a monkey
I just saw Victoria Beckham’s new video, now if this was a reverse universe I’d be saying:
Victoria has just released the BEST song on to the market, it’s amazing, everybody must hear it!
However, it is not a reverse universe so this is what I proclaim:
Victoria found the meaning of “tripe” and decided to take it to new levels by releasing something that has no description of it’s extreme shite-ness, after viewing it I wanted to poke out my eyes, tear off my ears and slit my throat.
P.S. If Victoria ever finds this could you PLEASE FOR THE SAKE OF HUMANITY sew up your mouth.
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Victoria Beckham can eat a monkey
I just saw Victoria Beckham’s new video, now if this was a reverse universe I’d be saying:
Victoria has just released the BEST song on to the market, it’s amazing, everybody must hear it!
However, it is not a reverse universe so this is what I proclaim:
Victoria found the meaning of “tripe” and decided to take it to new levels by releasing something that has no description of it’s extreme shite-ness, after viewing it I wanted to poke out my eyes, tear off my ears and slit my throat.
P.S. If Victoria ever finds this could you PLEASE FOR THE SAKE OF HUMANITY sew up your mouth.
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354659
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Many thanks
—–Original Message—–
From: Kevin Costelloe
Sent: 11 December 2003 14:58
To: Greg [Name suppressed to protect the stupid]
Subject: RE: E-mail
Greg,
As you have probably already noticed I have imported all your old emails this morning.
(Sorry for the delayed notification)
-Kevin
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Thank you
For inventing the “mute” button on telephones so I can slag people off as I speak to them.
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Thank you
For inventing the “mute” button on telephones so I can slag people off as I speak to them.
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U DO TEH ANNOYING PLZ DIE
I hate email, I really do.
This excessive hate is now brought on by people who either have a god complex or have no grasp of the English language, sometimes they combine and prove themselves best at both. For example I shall show you an email I received this morning:
Kevin Pls can u let me know when you are planning to have the old e-mails back, as there was a load of stuff in my old in-box that I had yet to action.Thx Greg I am tempted to reply: Greg, If u war two tell me taht u did knot hav ur emailz I wuld hav imparted tham inn two ur akkount wif inn a feu mynetes of ur kall. Hou-evar, I hav don teh emaylz far u und tehy shald ayle bee thar. Kevian Cevine Kavan Kevin
Then I get his Royal Moaningness bitching “ALL MY SENT ITEMS ARE NOT THERE, I AM BEING TRAUMATISED BY THIS, THIS IS HORRIBLE, WOE IS ME, I’M GOD DO IT NOW”
Well, for one thing I’ve tried importing your 162mb of email, it takes time, more importantly it crashes outlook, I’ve tried two times so far and quite frankly I need to squeeze in other people, so I have. This in brief means you wait until I get their stuff out of the way until I can finish off your remaining items.
Oh and if you’re looking for a specific email prior to the change over we have logged copies, all you need to do is ask and I can have one forwarded to you in the meantime.
GAH people.
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U DO TEH ANNOYING PLZ DIE
I hate email, I really do.
This excessive hate is now brought on by people who either have a god complex or have no grasp of the English language, sometimes they combine and prove themselves best at both. For example I shall show you an email I received this morning:
Kevin Pls can u let me know when you are planning to have the old e-mails back, as there was a load of stuff in my old in-box that I had yet to action.Thx Greg I am tempted to reply: Greg, If u war two tell me taht u did knot hav ur emailz I wuld hav imparted tham inn two ur akkount wif inn a feu mynetes of ur kall. Hou-evar, I hav don teh emaylz far u und tehy shald ayle bee thar. Kevian Cevine Kavan Kevin
Then I get his Royal Moaningness bitching “ALL MY SENT ITEMS ARE NOT THERE, I AM BEING TRAUMATISED BY THIS, THIS IS HORRIBLE, WOE IS ME, I’M GOD DO IT NOW”
Well, for one thing I’ve tried importing your 162mb of email, it takes time, more importantly it crashes outlook, I’ve tried two times so far and quite frankly I need to squeeze in other people, so I have. This in brief means you wait until I get their stuff out of the way until I can finish off your remaining items.
Oh and if you’re looking for a specific email prior to the change over we have logged copies, all you need to do is ask and I can have one forwarded to you in the meantime.
GAH people.
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354041
Quickly find me some chicken! (getting tipsy)
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Quickly find me some chicken! (getting tipsy)
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Father Christmas Banned from SA advert
South African Advertising Standards Authority bans advert with Father Christmas.
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Father Christmas Banned from SA advert
South African Advertising Standards Authority bans advert with Father Christmas.
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Thank you for being A STUPID WHORE
At lunch I went in to town, it was fun (well, not really), as I was attempting to reverse out of my 40p parking spot some cunt decides he’s going to stop right be hind me and carry on a conversation that lasts roughly 5 minutes.
Now if the lights on the car were anything to go by he would have seen I was attempting to get out, and if he had looked into my rear windscreen he would have most likely seen some rude hand gestures and possibly me calling him a “fucking cunt-tard monkey vagina whore face”.
Once that idiocy had passed I resumed my journey to the petrol stating to clean The Bitch who has already been cunty enough by ingesting a cd which I have now been forced to listen to at least 15 times because The Bitch has decreed that radio is for people other than myself.
But of course some tosser parks his car in the entrance to the car wash making everybody wait for him to get back with his ticket (thus ensuring he doesn’t have to wait) so after about 10-15 minutes I finally get in, The Bitch is washed and I continue to go back to work.
Once I get into the car park her whoreness (The Bitch) makes a small point that it can leech all my money at any given point by lightly steaming (due to the cold weather not of any form of coolant running-out-of-ness) and scaring me shitless, untill of course I caught on.
So hurrah, that was fun.
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Thank you for being A STUPID WHORE
At lunch I went in to town, it was fun (well, not really), as I was attempting to reverse out of my 40p parking spot some cunt decides he’s going to stop right be hind me and carry on a conversation that lasts roughly 5 minutes.
Now if the lights on the car were anything to go by he would have seen I was attempting to get out, and if he had looked into my rear windscreen he would have most likely seen some rude hand gestures and possibly me calling him a “fucking cunt-tard monkey vagina whore face”.
Once that idiocy had passed I resumed my journey to the petrol stating to clean The Bitch who has already been cunty enough by ingesting a cd which I have now been forced to listen to at least 15 times because The Bitch has decreed that radio is for people other than myself.
But of course some tosser parks his car in the entrance to the car wash making everybody wait for him to get back with his ticket (thus ensuring he doesn’t have to wait) so after about 10-15 minutes I finally get in, The Bitch is washed and I continue to go back to work.
Once I get into the car park her whoreness (The Bitch) makes a small point that it can leech all my money at any given point by lightly steaming (due to the cold weather not of any form of coolant running-out-of-ness) and scaring me shitless, untill of course I caught on.
So hurrah, that was fun.
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Once a little boy met Michael Jackson
I was going to make a really exciting post, but then I was distracted and forgot everything I was going to type.
So please take this time to imagine this was a fantastic post and comment accordingly.
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Once a little boy met Michael Jackson
I was going to make a really exciting post, but then I was distracted and forgot everything I was going to type.
So please take this time to imagine this was a fantastic post and comment accordingly.
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352776
My trip to Brentford was amazingly long due to Rail Delays(R) from some idiot cutting the wrong wire and stupid amounts of Rugby fans. YAY!
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MMail Message
Fucking useless rail whores they do have a 0627 train yet on their idiot schedule it fails to mention this! DIE RAIL SCUM
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MMail Message
Fucking useless rail whores they do have a 0627 train yet on their idiot schedule it fails to mention this! DIE RAIL SCUM
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Bathness
Went out to Bath this morning/afternoon to meet up with , I intended to get some clothing for myself, but I decided against it as my cards are suffering from some serious swipe burns. So we went around she got a few things (and a towel) and I picked up a CD for myself and another undisclosed idem for an undisclosed person.
So today was quite fun.
YAY.
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Bathness
Went out to Bath this morning/afternoon to meet up with , I intended to get some clothing for myself, but I decided against it as my cards are suffering from some serious swipe burns. So we went around she got a few things (and a towel) and I picked up a CD for myself and another undisclosed idem for an undisclosed person.
So today was quite fun.
YAY.
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Huzzah
I got a car kit thingy installed into my car for calling and such. So if you can’t get me on 07734 653887 or if you get a call from a strange number it’s because I’m using my work phone (Samsung doesn’t have a car kit so I got a bluetooth one and I’m using my old Ericsson handset with my work SIM). For future reference this number is: 07879 620 309
It eventually forwards to my work DDI number so once it says “please hold the line” or “your call is being diverted” just hang up or you’ll either get me at work, my answerphone or a random individual if the voicemail isn’t picking up.
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Huzzah
I got a car kit thingy installed into my car for calling and such. So if you can’t get me on 07734 653887 or if you get a call from a strange number it’s because I’m using my work phone (Samsung doesn’t have a car kit so I got a bluetooth one and I’m using my old Ericsson handset with my work SIM). For future reference this number is: 07879 620 309
It eventually forwards to my work DDI number so once it says “please hold the line” or “your call is being diverted” just hang up or you’ll either get me at work, my answerphone or a random individual if the voicemail isn’t picking up.
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351558
A lorry just came into the estate, this is going to be pure comedy to watch it try to get back out.
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Action films are so cheap
Who in their right mind would ever use the following as an excuse to go back into a house with a psychopath with a gun:
My cellphone is in the house
American films are just dumb for this reason, really, OMFG MAI MOBYLE IZ IN TEH HOUZE I NEED TA GET IT ZO I KAN TEXT FAR HELP! Such hard thought was put into this script obviously.
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Action films are so cheap
Who in their right mind would ever use the following as an excuse to go back into a house with a psychopath with a gun:
My cellphone is in the house
American films are just dumb for this reason, really, OMFG MAI MOBYLE IZ IN TEH HOUZE I NEED TA GET IT ZO I KAN TEXT FAR HELP! Such hard thought was put into this script obviously.
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I will find my precious
I will find where my pens are going, then I will launch a jihad and liberate them.
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I will find my precious
I will find where my pens are going, then I will launch a jihad and liberate them.
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For roferg69
Because roferg69 has no idea what Euro plates look like I will provide these examples. That and I want to show off the cleanest bit of my car.
I probably shouldn’t be posting my registration on the intermaweb, but then again if people are going to use it then they could just as well note it down in one of the many car parks I frequent or when I park on the road.
edit: You can’t have two fig 1a’s now can you.
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For roferg69
Because roferg69 has no idea what Euro plates look like I will provide these examples. That and I want to show off the cleanest bit of my car.
I probably shouldn’t be posting my registration on the intermaweb, but then again if people are going to use it then they could just as well note it down in one of the many car parks I frequent or when I park on the road.
edit: You can’t have two fig 1a’s now can you.
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350569
All the housemates have been gathered by big brother…. oh wait, wrong programme.
Anyways, day 2 and my front number plate is still sticking even though I had a moment yesterday where I thought I had lost it on the dual carriageway, thankfully I was mistaken.
I also have my Blootooth carkit which I shall see if I can install it tonight and PLOT MY EVIL REVENGE ON THE PLANET AS I DRIVE!!!111one1
Oh, yes, and I did an amazing thing this morning, traffic was so bad I was moving at a speed that my speedo couldn’t even register BECAUSE IT WAS THAT SLOW.
YAY!
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Day 2
All the housemates have been gathered by big brother…. oh wait, wrong programme.
Anyways, day 2 and my front number plate is still sticking even though I had a moment yesterday where I thought I had lost it on the dual carriageway, thankfully I was mistaken.
I also have my Blootooth carkit which I shall see if I can install it tonight and PLOT MY EVIL REVENGE ON THE PLANET AS I DRIVE!!!111one1
Oh, yes, and I did an amazing thing this morning, traffic was so bad I was moving at a speed that my speedo couldn’t even register BECAUSE IT WAS THAT SLOW.
YAY!
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LAYMEST EXKUSE EVAR
“I need to be in the monday morning meeting”
Yeah. I’m sure of that. There wasn’t one of those for the past few months and the MD has been a no-show for even longer.
With any luck I won’t be asked any questions about anything, because I’m not too sure of anything on that system, infact, I don’t really give a toss about them but thats a whole other issue.
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LAYMEST EXKUSE EVAR
“I need to be in the monday morning meeting”
Yeah. I’m sure of that. There wasn’t one of those for the past few months and the MD has been a no-show for even longer.
With any luck I won’t be asked any questions about anything, because I’m not too sure of anything on that system, infact, I don’t really give a toss about them but thats a whole other issue.
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Fun with number plates
So I replaced my number plates today, it was shit. The front one is just fucked up it won’t stick well, however that was not assisted well by Halfords Complete Shit Adhesive Strips(C)(R)(TM) however working in a safety company we have adhesives that stick systems to roofs, so one would assume that would work. It did and quite well at that, however, only on the rear plate. The front one is still quite dodgy so I’m going to investigate the cost and how to have it drilled and screwed in
…. that is of course if I don’t lose it on my way home.
Anyways I found out something, my former number plates were made of metal and not crap plastic. It’s random and you love it.
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Fun with number plates
So I replaced my number plates today, it was shit. The front one is just fucked up it won’t stick well, however that was not assisted well by Halfords Complete Shit Adhesive Strips(C)(R)(TM) however working in a safety company we have adhesives that stick systems to roofs, so one would assume that would work. It did and quite well at that, however, only on the rear plate. The front one is still quite dodgy so I’m going to investigate the cost and how to have it drilled and screwed in
…. that is of course if I don’t lose it on my way home.
Anyways I found out something, my former number plates were made of metal and not crap plastic. It’s random and you love it.
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Venting post again
Ok, so I have to do this shit for Siemens to give them all the user’s email addresses in HCHELL (the submissive whore company) anyways, there is an email address called “info” which goes to somebody, however, it was changed so it goes to nobody. Now I didn’t do this, so logically I ask the Twat-In-Charge(TM) who then proceedes to say “There is a reason I asked you to do this, so do it” to which I respond “It’s not being forwarded to ANYBODY right now.” so he huffs “fine, put it to Jason” well FUCK YOU.
I’m susposed to just magically know who it’s susposed to go against when NOBODY IS RECEIVING THIS SHIT.
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Venting post again
Ok, so I have to do this shit for Siemens to give them all the user’s email addresses in HCHELL (the submissive whore company) anyways, there is an email address called “info” which goes to somebody, however, it was changed so it goes to nobody. Now I didn’t do this, so logically I ask the Twat-In-Charge(TM) who then proceedes to say “There is a reason I asked you to do this, so do it” to which I respond “It’s not being forwarded to ANYBODY right now.” so he huffs “fine, put it to Jason” well FUCK YOU.
I’m susposed to just magically know who it’s susposed to go against when NOBODY IS RECEIVING THIS SHIT.
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YAY
IT’S TEH SUNNEY AND I CAN PUT ON ME NOO NUMBER PLAYTES!!!111one1
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YAY
IT’S TEH SUNNEY AND I CAN PUT ON ME NOO NUMBER PLAYTES!!!111one1
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Evil Plan 50052B
I have many days to be taken off, so I’m going to see if I can get a whopping 5 days off starting 12th December to 18th December (The christmas meal is on the 19th, free food and booze on the [evil]corporation) and then January 2nd, 2004.
YAY! Really long holiday, now only if I can have it approved.
edit: After having being told I’m a complete an utter idiot for not knowing things (not in those words) that haven’t been told to me or have been but in vague detail, I got quite irritated and put in the requests out of pure spite.
edit2: oh yes, I forgot to mention I was here at 8:30, he showed up at nine. Point number 2 is made.
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Evil Plan 50052B
I have many days to be taken off, so I’m going to see if I can get a whopping 5 days off starting 12th December to 18th December (The christmas meal is on the 19th, free food and booze on the [evil]corporation) and then January 2nd, 2004.
YAY! Really long holiday, now only if I can have it approved.
edit: After having being told I’m a complete an utter idiot for not knowing things (not in those words) that haven’t been told to me or have been but in vague detail, I got quite irritated and put in the requests out of pure spite.
edit2: oh yes, I forgot to mention I was here at 8:30, he showed up at nine. Point number 2 is made.
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Fun in the rain
So today as it’s been pissing it down I decided that I wanted to do two tasks, one of them being going into Halfords for a set of Euro Number Plates as I’m planning on seeing some family in Ireland (going by car) and secondly going into Warminster mainly because I’ve never been.
Anyways, it took me about 45 minutes to an hour to get into Warminster because I manages to get lost a few times as a result of the sign postings being, well, stupid. “Oh look, Warminster is this way, HAHAHAHAAHA 7 miles down the road they’ll see it ISN’T LOLZBBQ” but whatever, I got there in the end.
When I first got there I had to find parking, which I failed to do a few times, but eventually I got a space and it cost me £1 for 4 hours not £1 for 35 seconds like Melksham and Devizes, but for 4 hours!
Then again, there wasn’t much there and I left after about an hour of wandering and minor spending.
See fun.
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Fun in the rain
So today as it’s been pissing it down I decided that I wanted to do two tasks, one of them being going into Halfords for a set of Euro Number Plates as I’m planning on seeing some family in Ireland (going by car) and secondly going into Warminster mainly because I’ve never been.
Anyways, it took me about 45 minutes to an hour to get into Warminster because I manages to get lost a few times as a result of the sign postings being, well, stupid. “Oh look, Warminster is this way, HAHAHAHAAHA 7 miles down the road they’ll see it ISN’T LOLZBBQ” but whatever, I got there in the end.
When I first got there I had to find parking, which I failed to do a few times, but eventually I got a space and it cost me £1 for 4 hours not £1 for 35 seconds like Melksham and Devizes, but for 4 hours!
Then again, there wasn’t much there and I left after about an hour of wandering and minor spending.
See fun.
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348432
You can now email me or sms me via the EvilCheese.com propaganda bot.
edit: If you send ECMAIL KEVIN [message] (to email) or ECSMS KEVIN [message] (to SMS) ecpropaganda on AIM
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I have many reasons that Im stressed
All of you may have noticed I’ve been quite agitated over the past few weeks. This is because of work, what happened is my manager went down to Price-Waterhouse-Cooper a few weeks back for an audit, he was pretty much told that he should distance himself from the “day-to-day” tasks, which of course means I get everything he distances himself from.
However, it’s being take much to far and it’s becoming more than I can handle, on Thursday for example as I’m fielding 4 calls on 4 different problems he was sitting there playing with a mobile phone for 90 minutes, if he had spent 30 minutes helping me by taking two of those calls I probably wouldn’t be as stressed out as that means I have 2 less people constantly ringing me up asking if I had “forgot about them”.
I’m also slowly becoming the person they put things that aren’t IT related on, such as the “collect orders for the Christmas Meal” which I quite frankly take insult to as they somehow believe pushing another persons work on me plus this shit is somehow benifical to me, it is not and they are not paying me accordingly.
On Tuesday I’m doing to have a small chat and take more of my days off or I’ll go absolutly mad, it’s also a good way to make a point of how much I have to do and why adding more will eventually make me snap.
This job is now only to pay my bills, I at one point didn’t mind it at all, now I loathe going there as I know all the shit is going to hit me, even the shit I wasn’t hired to do. I’m also being made a fool on a day to day basis, I was NOT hired to maintain Sage or the barcoding system yet I find it’s thrown it my direction daily which I’m going to bring up on Tuesday (or maybe even sooner).
Also it’s getting to the point where one day I may just get up out of my chair and walk out the door and never return, which is not exactly a good way to quit a job but thats what it may come to.
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hjkzdlfhjkhasdfhjksdfhjkfsdhfhjk
I’m going to refrain from posting or all of you will be subjected to my utter rage.
Not happy, not impressed and not amused.
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Annoyance part 2
He was susposed to bring my new laptop home, but “forgot” again.
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THATS IT
I’m taking the rest of the fucking YEAR off:
Christmas arrangements
The last working day of 2003 will be Wednesday 24th December and we will be reopening on Friday 2nd January 2004.
The Christmas meal will be taking place at 1pm on Friday 19th December at [name[. Transport will be provided from and to Devizes, with additional stops in Melksham, Chippenham and Calne on the return journey.
Please could you indicate your choice of food below and return your selection to Kevin Costelloe by Monday 9th December.
I’M NOT A FUCKING WAITRESS KTHX
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Mods
MadSquirrels.co.uk will have minor downtime, so to bypass this please visit http://207.195.54.132/ in the meantime.
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An open letter to the terrorists
Dear Evil Terrorists,
Mr. Bush was in Iraq today and he has probably left in one piece. I expected a little more from you, really you have big “plans” for London and most US cities but you’re unable to get rid of a moron who almost killed himself with a pretzel.
Please kill yourselves now as I mock you.
Regards,
Kevin
p.s. down the road, not across the street.
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WOO YAY ETC
I finally got a new laptop after too many days, this shall be remembered.
It’s a pile of poop, but the chances of me getting anything better is quite low so it’ll do, I shall also remember this.
On the brightside I’ve just spend over £2k of the company’s money, so I’m satisfied that it will be £2k less in the company’s profits. Justice for me by indirect proxy!
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Whatever
I hate work, as in I hate this fucking job I hate it so much the only thing keeping me from killing everybody is the pay (even though it’s shit), if credit cards, loans and bills would pay them selves I’d axe the fuckers.
Anyways, my great irritance is this laptop shit and my lack thereof because it’s has nothing to do with my work, oh wait, it does.
Other people have their little fucking laptops fixed/bought within a matter of hours, I however seem to be responsible for my own laptop and it’s my problem, but wait! I have tonnes of shit to do whilst some un-named manager sits around fucking around with excel for the day, last time I checked it took only mere minutes to do that.
Today even I was out in the Newport office with of course no laptop and no form of doing my work remotely however I was still being pushed calls from a certain person expecting me to magically do this shit without the use of a PC. Bright ideas.
So tomorrow I’m going to ignore all the whiney calls, all calls in fact, even ignore what he asks demands I do “now” until my laptop is sorted, oh and it’s going to happen at any costs, because I’m just going to authorise that shit seeing as I have little to no chance of ever having a replacement within the next 3 years.
Oh and what makes this better is I have to talk to my fucktard father and get moaned at for various things tomorrow as it’s going to be my fault I was sent to Newport.
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Fucking foot, the toe I butchered last night with many dropped plates happens to be quite sore, which is nice because it happens to be my clutch foot. If I hit the clutch on a certain angle I have a wonderful happy explosion of pain which causes me to bring up my foot abruptly, this is fine for gear changes as once I know it’s coming up I move that fucking gear stick sharpish, however when it comes to reversing out with the handbreak still engaged then it becomes more amusing watching me stall whilst in a bit of pain.
Thankfully however, I have determined this to mainly be these shoes I’m wearing for work, so I can wear my other pair which are sitting in my boot.
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STOOPID OF TEH DAYE
Nothing on this planet will make me think you’re more of an idiot when you attempt to trick me into answering your call when you dial my DDI number from INSIDE the building, thus displaying OUR telephone number on my phone.
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345762
Today I can see my patience running thin, very thin.
This morning I had some bitch riding my bumper as if my car was towing her, I was greatly unamused as she was doing this whilst we were on back roads, which have bends you can’t see past and people walking dogs, horses, children and other car dammaging creatures. She almost got the point when I had to slam my car into 2nd gear because if left for another few seconds she would have hit me once the clutch went down (the car needs to be at 20mph or less to take 2nd gear well, anything higher and the engine will have little of it).
Then in a 40mph zone, whilst I was going 40mph she decided to attempt to overtake, I won’t even go into the details of how stupid going 60mph down this road is.
Then I get into this fucking hell hole that is “work” to arrive to a message saying “You MUST call [Fucktard’s name]” which is just plain rude (the person who sent this is really starting to get on my tits so even little things are provoking a “fuck off and die” reaction) so I ring cuntball, he’s not there I ring his mobile it’s off and whilst I’m leaving a message, in his trademark style he has to blurt out “If I was you I’d tell him what it’s about” well good for you, too bad I have A VAGUE DESCRIPTION OF WHAT NEEDS TO BE DONE. So I’m not prepaired to make myself look like an idiot, which I do everyday when pushed with shit I know nothing at all about and that I wasn’t hired to have anything to do with it.
I really, now must leave this place but I’m financially unable to do so, untill of course next July/August when my #1 money sucker is paid off, or if I find employment at an alternate location for roughly the same amount I’m making now.
But I do see a shouting match coming on today and if it occurs it’s going to be vicious.
Oh yes and I also dropped a number of plates on the floor yesterday, breaking them and having one make a lovely cut on my toe, which promptly spewed blood all over my two toes and anything that I stepped on. Of course I received no help from a certain somebody, not even a “would you like a plaster for that” which could have helpped and avoided my more than dangerious use of “fixing shit, the ghetto way” methods (if you wish to ask, ask, but I’ll probably end up giving you my less-than-perfect life story).
Now I’m just rambling, probably because I haven’t felt the urge to rip somebody’s eyes out.
update: nevermind, he’s acting like an arrogant asshole again.
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OMGWTFLOLZBBQ N00Z
Michael Jackson has done a runner from the police
Good bless b3ta and all who sail her.
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345093
My work laptop is still quite fucked (the backlight has decided to stop functioning) needless to say my annoyance with this is starting to grow and the utter disrepect I’m being presented with is much more than I can handle.
I can’t get to my shit on my laptop which is not too big of a problem yet but it has all my t00l5 and various needed links such as “HOW TO DO VARIOUS SHIT ON WINDOWS 95 THAT YOU FORGOT WHEN YOU UPGRADED FOUR YEARS AGO” and “HOW TO UNBREAK WINDOWS 98” because quite a few of the offices still use those ghetto shit OSes, then again, I’m stuck with a Windows 98 machine now too.
We, nay, I have set up a Windows 98 machine for my soul use to be able to assist in the other office’s problems.
I’m probably rambling now, but my manager knows that my laptop is on the “beyond fucked” stage and hasn’t bothered to do much about it, oh have I also mentioned he regularly has his laptop replaced when ever he so wishes?
Yeah. I thought so.
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n00z upd4t3
So this BT fiasco isn’t quite BT’s fault now, you see it really isn’t BT’s fault that our telecoms auditers have ceased the ADSL line and failed to tell us.
So now I have a LINE reactivation date of Nov 25th and an ADSL re-order date of December, their ADSL service is being terminated on the 27th and then a few days after that we can re-order.
Death will rain from the skies for this incident.
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EYVL BEETEE
YAY!
BT have lost everything AGAIN.
Fuckers.
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344079
How can BT Openworld be even MORE useless than it is now? Here is an example:
We call in a fault they not only do they amend it to the wrong account, but they note down the wrong problem and even omit crucial information.
One of the comments was “Customer uses third-party unsupported router” which is a complete fucking lie, we use the BT-Shit-In-A-Box Router which is supported by them.
Somebody have Bush launch a jihad against BT Openworldstan.
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WOO YAY ETC
Things I have done/will be doing today:
SOOPER MAGICAL EMAIL CHANGE OVER!!!111 Changed my email address over to a non whitelisted address, but still kept MANY THOUSANDS OF FILTERS for virii killing and spam mutilation.
I’ll be receiving both my @mso.cx emails and my new one in the same inbox so use it as a preference as it no longer truely matters which one as I’ve got no plans to phase the mso.cx one out.
HAPPY FUN KITTENS AND PUPPIES MAGIC LAND LUNCH I’m having lunch at a semi-random pub, yesteday I had a lovely Chicken Tikka Masala at The Bridge Inn (Horton, Devizes) so I may just go back there and have some real food or choose an alternate location to do the same.
SAD NOT HAPPY SPARKLES TRILLIAN Trillian won’t connect from work, that makes me sad.
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OMG, SPAM SUBJECT OF TEH DAY: Nrgonline, Free Access To Drunk Sluts RATE.
Drunk sluts get a special rate! Where do I sign?
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NOOOOOOOO
I’m HORRIBLY UPSET at the Daily Mirror they first plant somebody in the palace then take photos of the room Bush is staying in AND DIDN’T WEE ALL OVER THE BED!
During the time he was there he could have at least stabbed him a few times with a fork or even spit in his face, IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK?
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ONLY TROO PATRITOTS WILL PAYE FAR THIS1one111
Bush is an irritating paranoid man, this probably has alot to do with all those oil fumes he was breathing during his youth (or the charlie).
He recently “requested” that Buckingham Palace have added protection for his visit, mainly re-enforce the rooms he would be staying in with bomb and airbourne assault proofing, the Queen highly un-amused with such a demand from a guest told him to fuck himself senseless with a banana. She also is limiting the amount of security staff he can bring, probably so she can stab him to death as he sleeps.
Next his little security requirement will cost the British tax payers £5 million, to protect him from TEH EVYL ARAB MANACE or peaceful protesters, but they’re all terrorists you see. Bush’s security also have the right to fire on anybody they suspect to be endangering the President, this could include al-Qaeda operatives or anybody with two legs within a 64 mile radius of Mr. Bush.
I really feel we should pull the funding to this shit, give him a fucking cricket bat and let him defend himself, unless of course AMERICA is going to pay up the £5 million or more, then and only then shall we pile on the coppers.
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Mondays sux0rs
I’m the only one in today as somebody has opted to take a day off at the wrong fucking time. Our barcoding system is completely down at the moment which leaves the entire production floor not working, which is brilliant.
What’s even more brilliant is the minor fact we could have found this shit out on WEDNESDAY whilst the system was still working. But it seems it was ignored and now I’m left to pick up the pieces (as usual).
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342554
David is pissed, however, he’s talking bollocks, but he said something very distrubing. It had to do something with redundancy, work and building (at work). He didn’t make much sense and I’m probably taking this far out of context but I suspect they maybe trying to get rid of me at work, which makes little to no sense as I’m doing exactly what I was hired for, yet, they seem to be quite mistaken what they’re paying me to do.
I’m going to enquire in the morning when he’s not so intoxicated.
If this is the case one would expect that I’m going to go down in a big flame of glory, and by glory I mean, I’m going to take all of those fuckers down with me.
I don’t take well to being screwed, if you haven’t already figured this out.
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amusing subject line here
Today has been fairly quiet so far, the only ‘real’ events were that one person tried to re-despatch an already (as it seems) despatched item, which was solved when, well, I’m not quite sure when, but I haven’t heard a thing so that may be a good sign.
The next problem is that somebody ordered an/some item(s) and did so as a service and not as a product, the barcode system of course won’t have any of it and probably with good cause too.
Then I went to lunch, headed towards Safeway and got my self a tub of “PASTA ‘n SHIT” which I’m slowly eating with my plastic spork. I also got some Instant Lemon Tea for my afternoon enjoyment but everybody else has nicked all the drinking devices so I’m unable to make it :o(
On my way back I fed The Bitch and also got myself a car wash so I could re-do the rain away stuff as yesterday it proved that I had obviously not put enough on.
I also had the joy of finding that some kind of liquid had condensed in my high-vis break light making it look as if some insects were having wild sweaty sex in there, I was not amused. I cleaned up most of it, but I think it may just end up doing it again later this evening.
Now I’m going to go back to being angsty over the lack of tea drinking due to evil co-worker intervention.
P.S. New icon.
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Vibe: TEA ANGST!!!111
LJ ItemID: 342313
News
I have set up a new filter on Baby Jesus, this will enable him/it/etc to make a post to my journal about various things, but this is triggered by a line in the header and he’ll only send a fixed message.
No idea if it works yet, but only time will tell.
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LJ ItemID: 342074
WOO SPAM
Hello,
I have attempted to report spam that has come through your network and quite frankly I’m not very impressed by your reject message 5k1llz. You seem to have something against BlueYonder, but, it seems by your own message you are calling the kettle black, example:
… while talking to mail.ausics.net.:
MAIL From:kevin@mso.cx «< 550 5.0.0 rejected;blueyonder ignores all complaints of abuse and spam so we wont have their customers sending mail to our network,annoyed? ring them up and bitch about their unco-operative and ignorant incompetance. 554 abuse@ausics.net… Service unavailable
I would prefer a real response other than your generic bounce for everything(TM) replies.
plz respond, kthnx -Kevin
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LJ ItemID: 341939
341627
I’m really starting to get fucked off with these people:
Hi. This is the qmail-send program at mailshell.com. I’m afraid I wasn’t able to deliver your message to the following addresses. This is a permanent error; I’ve given up. Sorry it didn’t work out.
abuse@ausics.net: 203.220.55.148 failed after I sent the message. Remote host said: 550 5.0.0 rejected - logo design spammers are forgeing our address, not originating here so we dont want to know about it
Funny. They’ve got a bounce message for everything. Do they ever receive email?
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LJ ItemID: 341627
341315
Oh how professional:
The original message was received at Tue, 11 Nov 2003 10:24:40 GMT from [192.168.1.21]
—– The following addresses had permanent fatal errors —– abuse@ausics.net [spambots harvest this address plz]
—– Transcript of session follows —– … while talking to mail.ausics.net.:
MAIL From: [me] «< 550 5.0.0 rejected;blueyonder ignores all complaints of abuse and spam so we wont have their customers sending mail to our network,annoyed? ring them up and bitch about their unco-operative and ignorant incompetance. 554 abuse@ausics.net… Service unavailable
Ironically I’m reporting to them that they are either being used or actively allowing spam through their network. At the moment it looks like they’re actively allowing it, any real ISP would never block any email (even if it is on a black list) to their abuse account.
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LJ ItemID: 341315
341191
I think this time I may just really end up leaving [this shitty job] tomorrow, my manager is off to London tomorrow for an audit type thing with PWC (Price Waterhouse Cooper) leaving me in a very awkward position with this new barcoding stuff (which I’ve had minimal training on [backend software]) and nobody has bothered to teach me works orders, stock, checking stock, unfucking up stock, etc on sage (not your £199 copy of Sage, but commercial Sage, big ass Sage, add three ‘0’ to the end of a three digit number Sage.
So tomorrow I could be made a complete mockery of and I’ll be more than upset and I’ll leave in a a fantastic explosion of hate, anger, etc.
I have requested my manager to show me in a quick summary so I can be able to figure out where the problem is and how to determine it, but he got shitty with me and said “I can’t show you, there isn’t a common problem, you just have to figure out what it maybe” to which I replied “True, however, I know absolutly nothing about works orders and checking stock, fixing stock and anything other than purchase orders and sales orders” to which this was all my fault for not magically knowing everything they haven’t taught me.
I suspect he won’t show me anything which means I’m going to be not impressed. And for clarification by “not impressed” I mean “utterly homicidal”.
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LJ ItemID: 341191
ATTENTION PLZ
The message “THIS IS KIRA!!!!!!” from Dru !, sent at 11/11/2003 06:18 was quarantined because it contained more than the acceptable number of attachments. Please consult your mail administrator.
All emails sent and received from MSO.cx are property of MSO.cx and may be used for any purpose we deem acceptable.
MSO.cx and any of its subsidiaries each reserve the right to monitor all e-mail communications through its networks. By reading this email in full or in part you have agreed to our terms.
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LJ ItemID: 340837
MadSquirrelscouk
I’ve been adding people to my friends list on MadSquirrels.co.uk. I’m still going at it, if you want to be added just drop me a line on one of my many contactable ways and I’ll pop you on.
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LJ ItemID: 340389
Woo Monkey Chips
Everybody must try one of my lovely visual chat servers because they are oh-so-cool.
/shameless self promotion
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Vibe: creative
LJ ItemID: 339968
339835
I managed to post an entry on the 16th or of November. How silly. Fixed now.
edit: I’ve also lost all ability to use correct English.
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LJ ItemID: 339835
339674
Reminder
—–Original Message—– From: Jason King Sent: Tuesday, November 04, 2003 08:31 To: ‘Kevin Welford-Costelloe’ Subject: RE: Reports
[minor problem explained in a 5 page essay]
I’m tempted to reply:
Reminder: You’re not my priority, now you’re on my “shit to do if I can be bothered” list.
Plz stop thinking you’re actually somebody important kthnx.
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LJ ItemID: 339674
CRAZY HAPPY NINTENDO DAY
I got up early this morning to pick up my Nintendo (NES) from the Postal Whores(TM) who consider 10:45am to be “on time”, but that is not this issue, I was up around 6:30 and left the house an hour later and arrived at the post office shortly after with a body count of ‘0’ which is quite good considering at one point I was unable to see the large mound of grass in the centre of a roundabout due to fog.
Moving along, I went up to the desk put my little card down and went for my ID to prove I am who I am and that it is my package, but of course the Postal Twat(TM) didn’t really care and pushed it in my direction without even confirming it was me.
Now, for the rest of today my Nintendo is in the boot of my car screaming “PLAY ME, PLAY ME NOW!”
/madness
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Vibe: creative
LJ ItemID: 339277
HAHAHA LOLZ
The Perfect Scam - Australia
Australian Police have been unable to recommend a prosecution for the following scam:
A company takes out a newspaper advertisement claiming to be able to supply imported hard core pornographic videos. As their prices seem reasonable, people place orders and make payments via check cheque.
After several weeks, the company writes back explaining that under the present law they are unable to supply the materials and do not wish to be prosecuted. So they return their customers' money in the form of a company check cheque.
However, due to the name of the company, few people will present these check cheque to their banks. The name of the company: “The Anal Sex and Fetish Perversion Company.”
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LJ ItemID: 338901
Woop Woop Dats tha sound of da police
The police seem to have it in for everybody today, this morning as I was driving in to town I saw them stopping motorists outside of the police station (how lazy) for god knows what, it really couldn’t have been speeding as the average speed was roughly 15mph so it was probably tax discs, etc.
Then at lunch I find one of them scouring the car park for those evil criminals who fail to pay 45p for an overpriced parking spot, upon finding one he stands there waiting for the individual to return. However, I suspect he got bored and left as the car was still there and he wasn’t when I left.
As I was leaving the town centre I saw the Community Murder Vehicle (upon seeing it most motorists hit the breaks, thus causing an accident that kills many in a glorious petrol fueled fire) most likely collecting video of number plates for some poor n00b police person to scour for evil non-paying tax fiends!
edit: it’s a good idea to close your html tags.
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LJ ItemID: 338575
ppl r teh cool
At 10:52am a very nice old lady came up to me in the car park, this is how the conversation ensued:
Her: Hello, are you going to be here a while? Me: I’m not too sure. Her: Well, this [parking fee paid ticket object] is valid until 11:20, why don’t you have it. Me: stunned of such generocity from a random person Thank you, tahnk you very much! Her: Not a problem.
That made my day.
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LJ ItemID: 338255
338090
Because you’re all horrible people and not on MSN/AIM/YAHOO/IRC/ETC I must announce this here:
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LJ ItemID: 338090
HAPPY FUN JOY TIME
YAY! The work RAS server is utterly fucked and refuses to let authorised (or any) users in now. However, even though I’ve said this for WEEKS nobody seems to care.
Oh well.
edit: Sombebody else said something and by a miracle it’s suddenly important.
It makes me wonder why I even waste my breath.
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LJ ItemID: 337607
337219
Last night at exactly 1:39am somebody thought it would be brilliant to set off a fireworks display, not one or two a real display kit which of course woke the dogs who in turn woke us up.
How somebody could be so inconsiderate, rude and display such anti-social behavour is beyond me, but what is even worse than that are the laws that prevent me from stranging them to death with their own intestines.
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Vibe: annoyed
LJ ItemID: 337219
MMail Message
Joyus fun this working on the weekend is. Thankfully from what I hear we’ll be leaving at one no matter what :o)
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LJ ItemID: 337037
336814
It’s boy racing night tonight it seems. I really do like boy racers, they’re not capable of stringing a sentence together yet they feel that they can control a car going in excess of 100mph whilst driving on un-lit roads.
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LJ ItemID: 336814
336278
I think I may just have killed my email in one of those really horrific ways, needless to say I’m very upset with Baby Jesus.
However, I’m considering getting rid of my whitelist, however, about 300 SPAMs are stopped every business week (5 days) which I really have no urge to continue with so I’ll probably start from scratch and purchase a subscription to Evil Spam Killing Software Fun(TM) for Baby Jesus to take over such tasks as virus scanning/killing and spam murder.
I shall let all those who need to know in advnace if I’m going to go a head with it.
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LJ ItemID: 336278
Watch as I bludgen myself to death with this telephone handset
We have a person (by person, I mean “life form with no brain power in the shape of a human) in the Manchester office, who is now some form of sales person (it seems) anyways, I have had the displeasure in speaking him through a “technical problem”.
Now before I get started I should remind people it is perfectly ok to ring me up with simple problems if you’re not computer literate, however, when you don’t actually listen to what I’m saying and just do whatever you feel fit whilst wasting 13 minutes of my life, then it is no longer ok and you are now classified as a fuckwit.
Anyways, Fuckwit is attempting to get to the Streetmap.co.uk website he is unable to mainly because he’s dumb, I tell him for a good ten minutes that he should delete everything in the “Address bar” and replace it with “www.streetmap.co.uk” this of course is too much for his small brain to handle so he does the exact opposite and puts this into the Google search bar (his homepage is set to google) and clicks “I’m Feeling Lucky” which is a far cry from my “once you have typed that into the address bar press the “Enter” key.
By the last few minutes the server in London had enough of his shit and kicked him off (which I was not responsible for). I’ll avoid wasting your time as you all know where this is going.
After he reconnects to the server (after pissing me off even more) he continues his lack of listening to me, until of course he senses my trademark “Shut the fuck up” tone. Great he started to listen and FINALLY did what I asked/told/demanded/ordered with the punishment of death/etc and he got his webpage after 13 minutes of pratting around on the phone.
I asked accounts if we could terminate his employment for being a complete idiot, alas, they could not, he still remains employed and stupid.
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Vibe: annoyed
LJ ItemID: 336022
335812
is going to pay for taking 45 of my sweets, when she’s not looking, I’ll, err, umm, yeah, I’ll do something!
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LJ ItemID: 335812
Now I have had enough
So my manager has started this “forwarding all my calls to you cos I’m an ass and why should I be forced to use voicemail” so as of 2pm I’m diverting all my calls to his phone, thus, creating a loop of endless ringing and when I say endless I mean ENDLESS because I’m not fucking picking up his calls.
This annoys me greatly when he does this, it shows me my position in this company is nothing more than a receiptionist, I obviously have nothing better to do than take fucking messages. I figured he may have learned from last week when I refused to answer anything diverted from his line and then eventually put my phone on “Do Not Disturb” which caused all his calls to be dropped once it diverted my way.
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Vibe: annoyed
LJ ItemID: 335558
sigh
Upon checking my online banking to view my present state of poverty I come across this “helpful” little message:
We are aware that some internet users have been targeted by fraudsters claiming to be from NatWest and asking for customers to confirm their email address by entering their NatWest OnLine Banking security details. NatWest would never ask customers to provide us with this type of information by email and would urge our customers not to respond to this email. If you receive this message please delete it immediately.
Please remember that, for security reasons, we will only ever ask you to enter random characters from your PIN and Password when you logon to NatWest OnLine Banking.
As a temporary measure to protect our customers we have reduced the daily limit on third party payments to £1,000 and have suspended the ability to create or change payment mandates and setup standing orders. We expect to be able to remove these restrictions in the near future.
If you have received and responded to this email message please contact our OnLine Banking Helpdesk immediately on 0845 60 50 789 or +44 8702 430 464. The Helpdesk is available 24 hours a day (calls may be recorded). You can also contact the Helpdesk if you have concerns regarding the temporary measures we have taken.
Why do people immedatly assume that anybody sending them an email is “offical” you wouldn’t give your pin number and service card to a stranger on the street so why would you do this? I truely can not comprehend why people do it or get sucked in to 419 scams, these people should have the restrictions on their accounts not the rest of the bank’s customers.
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LJ ItemID: 335262
334900
Supposed to put in my new battery sometime this evening but thats all dependant on my next pint.
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LJ ItemID: 334900
334537
Woo! Yay! I’m making a random post. Btw, _angelfuck is the queen of, um, something.
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LJ ItemID: 334537
DIE CAR BITCH DIE
So my car, who will now be refered to as “The Bitch”, has now decided that within a week of my next driving test it’s going to be come the ultimate in cuntism. This was proven by it’s battery going semi-flat and not starting, thus forcing me to purchase a new battery as I can’t afford for this to happen again until after my driving test.
I would become homicidally angry if my car wouldn’t start on my test day, so my options are left limited.
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Vibe: irate
LJ ItemID: 334173
Stupid Conversation Of The DayTM
This is an enlightening conversation I had with, well, lets call her “Anna”, bollocks, thats her real name, anyways, here is how it goes:
Anna: My computer just crashed and it deleted all my emails in my Deleted Items folder! Me: pause ok, so it deleted your deleted items. Anna: Yeah, I keep emails I’m done with in there and refer to them later. Me: blank stare, long pause ok, it probably means they have now been deleted. Anna: THAT IS SO STUPID storms off
Now, it may just be me, but IF YOU LEAVE SHIT IN YOUR DELETED FUCKING ITEMS ONE WOULD EXPECT THEY WILL BE DELETED. Seriously, thats like storing your television in the Council Approved Rubbish Disposal Bin(TM) on the road waiting to be picked up and getting all worked up when they remove it.
I don’t know if I should be laughing or crying for the human race.
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Vibe: indescribable
LJ ItemID: 333542
333266
On the roads there are only two things that scare me, stupid animals (inc birds) and taxis. Well, just imagine my glee when I had both confront me this moring on my way to work.
As I’m driving up a hill I see two partridge-like birds (I can’t tell a partridge from a pheasant, mostly because I don’t really care) so one of the birds decides (and rightfully so) that it’s going to stay put and eventually run away from the road. The other one however seems more than happy to run in to the road and in front of me.
Normally, I’d make an attempt to slow down/stop for these as it could have done some dammage to my bumper and undercarriage, alas, the taxi that was up my ass prevented me from doing so.
Needless to say my car 0wn3d that bird and indirectly 0wn3d the taxi too by showering it feathers which promptly caused her to give me a bit of space.
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LJ ItemID: 333266
332936
Just a reminder who this jumbo-sized fuck ball of lard is.
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LJ ItemID: 332936
Random Madness
Dear Orange,
One of my friends has an Orange handset which is quite convinced my number is not active, I can assure you it is, if you wish I could forward you my monthly bills (for you to pay) or send dead rodents with my number painted on to them, either way is good for me.
Please have this resolved or I’ll buy you out, add a clause to all your contracts and use it to crush not only your company but your souls too.
Kindest Regards, Kevin
p.s. my father could kick your father’s ass.
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Vibe: artistic
LJ ItemID: 332685
QotD
What is the most cunty thing you can do on eBay: Only seconds before the end of an auction cancel all the bids and claim it was due to a “publication error” when we all know it’s because you’re a greedy fucktard looking to make a small fortune on a nintendo game from the 80s.
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Vibe: cranky
LJ ItemID: 332111
Addon to last post
David Blaine was just taken to hospital and I seriously hope HE is paying for his treatment. If not, I’d congratulate the NHS on wasting it’s money.
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LJ ItemID: 331868
David Lame
David Blaine speaking makes me want to commit suicide, this is probably because HIS VOICE IS MONOTONE AND EVERYTHING THAT COMES OUT OF HIS MOUTH UTTERLY FUCKING BORING.
Somebody needs to shove a Big Mac down his throat to cause him to go into shock.
edit: the subject should read David Blaine Lame, but LJ has decided not to accept html in the subject.
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Vibe: discontent
LJ ItemID: 331688
331471
He’s off my insurance as of tomorrow if Direct Line have no major problems with it. roferg69 received six text messages explaining my reasoning, so I really can’t be arsed to explain why here.
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LJ ItemID: 331471
Rules of Business 300293846633B
When a manager asks (see: orders) you to be completely annoying by harassing somebody who is attempting assist you and that you’ll probably have to deal with on a number of later dates just quickly add into the conversation the only reason you’re doing so is because you have no other choice.
Thus the individual on the other line won’t hate you (as much) and focus his anger on the person who told you to do it in the first place.
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LJ ItemID: 331172
DIE
Some people in this fucking building really have issues, I’ve been trying to get 200 things done for 30 different people at one time so of course that means I’m busy.
To prevent my on coming madness I had to forward all my calls to voicemail as there is shit that needs to be done and it’s not getting done at this rate.
Now I was downstairs for a good 30 minutes trying to get this problem sorted and somebody decides it’s perfectly OK to leave a laptop on my chair as if I were to know what it’s about and how to fix it.
This pisses me off to an extreme, no I have no fucking idea what needs doing to this and the lack of note is not helping. Bah, I’ve had it, I’m leaving a sign on my desk that reads
Any item left on this desk without a note will be auctioned off on ebay, the funds from that transaction will be used to aid my soon-to-be alcohol problem.
kthnx, The Management
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LJ ItemID: 330802
OH EM EFF GEE
_angelfuck has teh luv for me!
We will get married and have hit children in our American Style Mini-Van and then start a revolution in Cuba leading to our “election” then come the mass arrests, bombing for oil and world domination.
OMG + _angelfuck FOREVAR!
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LJ ItemID: 330565
Changes Gallore
Well, it’s happened, Brie has now become Elvis (elvis.mso.cx).
Now Baby Jesus (babyjesus.mso.cx) relays all it’s email via Elvis (Elvis will only relay from Baby Jesus) which makes it simpler for me if I one day need to actually inforce some form of relay controls (and I don’t trust Baby Jesus to queue mail).
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LJ ItemID: 330494
Announcement of DOOM
Ladies, Gentlemen and Solicitors from Microsoft, I present to you
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LJ ItemID: 330197
OMFGEEE
After about 6 months I finally found the thingy to make my chair go up instead of back, so now I am towering over my desk.
Yeah, I’m a bit slow.
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LJ ItemID: 329524
TEH INTARNET IS BADDDD
Today I had somebody from this office in the Sheffield office, he needed to send an important email this is all good except we’ve changed over to siemens since and he wasn’t here for that. So I set him up to use a dial-ip account and go on the new webmail thingy for the time being.
However, MicroSlag(TM) and their complete wisdom don’t allow non-administrator users to firewall their connection which is fucking stupid if you ask me, however I figured his machine has already been patched de-virii’d , etc from when we had it move it’s way into our network somehow so I just went for it as it was required to be done.
I think I was wrong only a few seconds after connecting his machine rebooted, I’m serriously hoping this was either a windoze update or his anti-virus software acting up after being bombarded with blaster and friends.
Anyways, I not only have made a cd of fixes, patches and other joys “OMFG EMARGENZY!!!111 TEH VIRUZ IS ATTAKINK” objects but I have managed to find a firewalled dial-up service to connect him through.
Now his machine hasn’t actually rebooted over and over so one would assume it was something out of the ordinary and that my fears of virii are not to be worried about.
He sent his email and all is good….. for now.
btw, from the 0ld n00z f1l3: Big Fat Minging fatty fatto arrested for Blaster(B) variant Story Here
If you’re wondering why I’m being so very cruel to this beached whale it’s because he’s a little fucking script kiddie who gets his rocks off on distributing/creating viruses that make my life a fucking pain in the ass. Yeah, you’d be nasty too!
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LJ ItemID: 329242
328980
Summary of this morning:
1 - Was attacked by my car boot, which scraped off a small layer of skin edit: (photo below).
2 - Outlook 2002 is being cunty and MicroSlag has no answer to fix it in the KB (Krap Base) so now I can’t use outlook for what it’s susposed to do, check my work email from my work exchange server. Thankfully I don’t receive much and there is a web client that I may use.
3 - The “dryer” failed to dry clothing after 120 minutes of drying so it’s got another 120 minutes to get it right or I’ll be very upset.
4 - I’m mocking Jarvis for thinking that they can save their company name by leaving rail contracts, a bit late now tho.
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Vibe: irritated
LJ ItemID: 328980
HAHAHALOLZ cries of sorrow
In teh n00z:
Vatican claims that condoms don’t prevent the spread of HIV/AIDS.
In a statement shortly after the pope also announced that the world is completely flat, witches are to be burnt and blood letting is a good way to cure everything.
_angelfuck should get credit for finding this story, but she isn’t cos I’m mean.
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LJ ItemID: 328855
insert witty subject here
The sales manager should die. Quickly.
He wanders in says something about email not working and walks out, of course giving me no detail unless I scream out the hall. I say “I’ll get the Groovy Siemens Lady(TM) to have a look at it” since they’re switching our email across.
But of course being just me I’ve got other shit to do for other people which means I can’t go around the length of the building to find one person for a problem that can wait.
He comes back later (about 30 minutes) and starts bitching how not only is his email not working but “he can’t get on the internet” at that point I was going to punch him in the face, first he says it’s an email problem and THEN adds later that it isn’t just an email problem and secondly I am a single person with two arms and two legs both of which can only be in one place at a time.
One day I hope somebody informs him that he isn’t “it” and never will be then maybe my urge to strangle him with his intestines may just go away.
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LJ ItemID: 328665
sigh
I’m seriously starting to get sick of his shit, we shall start from this morning:
I’m driving, a bus stops I’m about to overtake when he says “No” which was actually “go” but he was mumbling, anyways, I abort my attempt and stop behind the bus. The road was clear and I thought he was an idiot for stopping me, anyways he starts getting shitty with me “Well now you can’t see, why didn’t you go, blah blah blah” so I said “It sounded like YOU said stop, so I didn’t go” I was tempted to add on “Why don’t you shut the fuck up and let me do the driving and only intervene if you are NEEDED to” but I wasn’t up for an arguement at 8:45am.
Next we get to the office, he does is usual walk away and not help me collect my mobile, my wallet, my bag and the radio faceplate which would cut about a good minute or so, he just fucks off like I’m a taxi service.
Then about 5 minutes ago I’m asking him a question when he says “I can’t hear you over the fans and traffic” there is NO traffic on the road and there is ONE fan, he ALWAYS does this everybody but him can hear me at my normal speaking tone from where he is, so I raise my voice so the sales office can hear my voice too and he tells me off for “saying it like that” well, tough, you “can’t hear me” now you can, shut the fuck up.
Now I’ve pretty much started to throw back the attitude that he’s given me over the past two weeks and he doesn’t have a clue why, probably because he’s an ass, however, yesterday he really fucked me off so for the afternoon I was rude with him and made sure NOBODY could miss it and he has the gull to ask “whats wrong with you today” oh I don’t know, maybe it has something to do with you being a complete arsehole to me.
GAH.
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LJ ItemID: 328373
328116
One of these days I’m going to lose it and hit him with a fucking brick, I received two phone calls both of which he gave me fucking grief for.
The first one was from Iomega returning a call THAT HE MADE TO THEM, I asked “What do you want me to do” as I HAVE NO FUCKING CLUE WHAT THEY WANT and he throws a pen down on his desk and gets mouthy. One that is complete I return beating in figures to the accounting system.
Next call I receive is from the London office “letting me know” that they can’t do somethings, I end the call and he gives me shit for not telling them that they are still locked out of the accounting system for month end. TOO FUCKING BAD I DIDN’T KNOW THAT.
After that one I was SMASHING they keys like the skulls of the non-believers and imagining that the numbers were streets flowing with blood, yeah it’s fucked up by I am furious, he needs to learn when to stop being an IDIOT and learn to RESPECT me when he speaks.
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Last night headed out with Neil and David to the pub, had a fairly late night (we left about 1:30am) as I was driving home I had a very proud moment, on the dual carriageway some little lady attempted the “fucking learners” maneuver, she indicated into the right lane but failed to calculate by the time she reaches me one of us is going to be pushed off of the carriageway and it wasn’t going to be me.
I maintained my speed and she eventually realised that she was doing something very stupid and returned to the left lane leaving me to mock her for the remainder of my trip.
I really need to pass my coming test so I may not have to put up with other drivers being complete twats for no good reason except the big red L on the back of my car.
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KILL THEM AND EAT THEIR SOULS
Some people are really fucking stupid, last night heading from Hungerford to Devizes I had the joy of this fucker in a moving van (I suspect a self-drive hire one, but it was dark and I really didn’t care) riding me for about a mile or so.
First of all he was attempting to overtake me, I have no idea why though as I was slightly over the speed limit*, anyways what he/she was doing could have killed me if I had to stop suddenly for any reason.
This person was driving so close all I could see in my rear windscreen was his/her head lights and I couldn’t see much of what was infront of me as I was being blinded by their lights. They also did a good job at pushing me to go faster by remaining only inches off of my bumper. Eventually though he/she overtook me on a bend (which could have killed any on coming vehicles as he had to have been going at least 70mph to have overtaken me.
I really don’t understand what stupid shit people are willing to do to get away from a learner driver, if I had only been on the road for about a week I’d probably be dead right now or at minimum I’d probably would have been in great pain being removed from my car from the fire brigade.
I need to have the right to remove people’s driving licences and possibly their lives if needed.
* I wasn’t “take away your licence” speeding, more on the lines of a small fine speeding.
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I LUV TEH PPL LOTS
The bloke in the stationary shop’s delivery van has made up for all the fucking cunt bastards I have had to deal with on our lovely roads. I was sitting at a junction for at least 5 minutes with nobody allowing me to make a right turn so when he turns left he blocks the traffic to my right and sits there until somebody on the left allows me in to the road, it was brilliant.
(note: my visibility to my right was shit so I wouldn’t have been able to have seen any gaps until it no more cars were coming past me.)
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326987
Yesterday, I get on MSN to chat and I find my eyes being assulted by this:
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R U TEH GAYE
This is what happens when you allow a 12 year old to make a quiz.
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n00z3
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Some fucker nicked my front L plate today. I’m finding a gypsy to curse him.
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Updated my website (click on image below)
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The London office have once again misplaced the communal brain cell.
I know this because of the sudden surge in idiot phone calls that have no bearing on reality.
Like one from a person who thinks that porting numbers takes 20 minutes.
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YurgheeeohGAH
Transcript from this morning’s drive:
Him: You should have gone. Him: You’re clear go faster. Him: You’re going 15mph.
He really needs to learn when to shut up, at the junction when another car popped out around the bend I did do a quick recalculation on the situation mainly because you know I value the side of my car. The second thing, I’m on a country road, I can’t see what’s hiding behind the bushes on that bend, I’m not going faster until I can actually see what is there.
As for the third incident, well, tough luck, I’m driving if I deem it perfectly ok to go 15mph down a hill ON THE SAME COUNTRY LANE I’m perfectly entitled to do so why is that, because it’ll be my fault if I kill us both in a head on with a tractor.
I may still be a learner driver, but I do have the ability to use common sense, thus the reason why we’re still alive right now.
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Seeing as thjorska is poorly today this post is here for his amusement ONLY, if anybody laughs other than thjorska or an authorised party of thjorska I’ll launch lawsuits against EVERY 12 YEAR OLD ON THE PLANET!
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If you truly love me you’ll add this interest to your listy.
If you don’t, I’ll axe you good. Now back off from dem ‘taters hear!
edit: roferg69 informed me of my intentional spelling mistake [thats me story and I’m stickin’ too it] of “truly”.
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Good golly
Still. Bored. Purchased. New. Cheap. CD Player. Or. I. Would. Have. Claimed. Souls.
Calm.
Their. £3. Pay. Off. Made. Up. For. My. 6. Hour. Wait.
Or. Not.
I wish there was a burger king or a mcdees here as the “cafe” food is worse than the stuff they serve in the air.
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OMFG you are all going to LOLZ at this…
BT’s intermaweb phone box crashed in a glorious manner, the fucking thing nicked 60p from me, so I had to use my £2 piece to pay again. However, it forgot to bill me for 5-10 minuts of use, thus making BT loose money.
Eat that evil corporation and your inferor equiptment!
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SleezyJet
So, now I’m stuck in Newcastle Airport as SleezyJet has delayed my flight until…..
Seriously, EasyJet is worse than the rail network and you know ht really angers me isthe fact I managed to get boarding pass number 001.
I wouldn’t have had to fight for a seat!!!!
btw, my mobile is flat too.
edit: typing this entry cost me 50p so you better all feel loved or I’ll have _angelfuck kill you all.
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Damn Mrs Jenkins
I will most likely have to go up to Durham tomorrow and if I know this company’s flight bookings it will be on a SleezyJet flight.
For all those who are yet to experience all that is SleezyJet here is a brief summary of what it’s all about:
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An EasyJet is just a flying tube train without graffiti and serviced by two queens, a bitch and some person who claimes to be English but can’t string together a proper sentance.
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If you fly EasyJet bring lots of sharp objects, knifes, spears, anything. Make sure you bring enough to be confiscated as you will need it for the “boarding your aircraft” steps.
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Eye Burning Orange is a fucking shit colour, that is probably why they used it.
Now, you’d think boarding an aircraft is easy. It is, unless you’re on an EasyJet flight.
Boarding an aircraft:
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Arrive 4 hours early, check-in fast, this way you will ensure a fairly good “boarding number”.
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Sneak sharp objects past security, they will be required if you have a boarding number of 30+.
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Upon your gate opening push all elderly and children out of your way as they fight dirty.
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Once past the gate run for the closest set of steps, once you reach a queue stab them in a non-vital organ. This will temporarly disable them, thus ensuring you can obtain a seat with one less person trying to slit your throat.
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Upon seating make sure you threaten all children with in two rows, this will help your flight remain semi-pleasant as you won’t have your seat being kicked for the duration. For maximum result, threaten the parents too.
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Eat your money, even if you eat a £50 note it’s much cheaper than the rubbish they’ll try to sell you.
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Upon arrival grab your shit and run, run FAST. You don’t want to stick around or you’ll be surrounded by people trying to sell you credit cards. From experience those RSPCA Visa Card bitches can run, so make sure you have a good head start or you’ll have your signature on that page faster than a bad cheque being bounced in a clearing house.
Now you have learned the basics of flying SleezyJet.
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OMFG TEH RING
The US version of The Ring is a bit shit, in the Japanese version you see the crazy killer telly bitch actually come out with her crazy eye of doom and kill the folk. However in the US version she’s some blob who makes people dry up like a drunk in a rehab centre.
On a good note though they actually “one upped” the Japanese version by having a horse go mad and jump off the side of a boat eventually to be cut to bits by the motor and leaving a nice big red pool in the lake.
It’s mostly not as good but then again I’m basing this against the Japanese version of both The Ring and The Ring 2 which I watched first so I may be slightly biased towards the orignal.
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Question of mass distruction
Why when some famous person dies does liveJournal explode in a number of “OMFG [Name] has died it is sooooooooooooooo sad.” posts?
Really, some kid in Africa just died of starvation or some curable disease, oh look there goes another, why don’t we post about them instead of some person who didn’t really do that much for the planet except amuse us in the “developed” world with our attention span of 2.3 seconds.
Oh and btw, 8 children just died, a mother just ophaned her child and somebody has contracted HIV, now go post about that.
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Sweet Jesus
Look kids, this is where your TV Licence money is going:
Hopefully it wasn’t one of their solicitors prepairing to take me to court over the infamous Tony Blair Iraqi Blow Job.
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Last night
So last night we ended up going out to the pub, big mistake on my part.
At first I had thought he was actually going along with what I asked earlier as around half eight he said “Do you still want to go out and eat?” and of course I said yes. We ended up going to the pub that he’d rather not go to prior to half 5.
I thought nothing of it as we know the landlords and they’d be more willing to do a quick meal when we arrived at 9pm. Once we got there I didn’t think of it for a while untill of course I found out his friend was working in the washing up room that night, I was slightly irriate about that as I had thought he may have realised what a complete twat he sounded like earlier.
Anyways, this doesn’t become a problem untill about 11pm when he got off working in the back. Then it all started, first he did the general “push Kevin out of the conversation” by speaking about topics he knows I know nothing about, not on and off but for most of the night and then the “physically move in the way of Kevin to remove him from the picture entirely” I’ve had words with him about that on a number of occasions.
What he does is if I’m standing in between him and another person he’ll start moving in and after a good 10 minutes I’ll be literally pushed right out of the way, so I end up standing against the wall looking standoff-ish and like a complete fucker as I generally have had enough at that point.
So that had started to put me into a not-so-happy-bunny mood, then he got a round for everybody, his friend, his friend’s father, the father’s girlfriend and his friend’s friend but managed to “forget” to get me a simple pint of coke even though he did claim on a number of occasions “…and I got a pint of coke for you.”, another one of his not-so-brilliant ways to fuck me off was to suddenly turn around and tell me shit that needed to be done for WORK.
Yes, work, not attempting to start a real conversation just “note this shit down or you’ll be responsible if it doesn’t happen” sort of crap.
At one point I almost got up, went out to the car and left, but then I thought “he’s not worth driving without insurance (I would have voided my policy) and losing my licence” and stuck it out for that little longer.
At around 12:15 I had already been ready to leave for a good hour as I didn’t want to be there all night and at some stage some sleep was in order, however, he “asked” if it would be okay to have another pint, at that point I imposed my will and said “only if it’s a quick one” in that “it will be fucking quick or I’ll force it down your fucking throat” way.
Needless to say we got out within 30 minutes, but only after I had spent a good 5-10 minutes standing by the door with my keys in my hand.
Then, in the car he had the NERVE to say “you didn’t like me speaking with Nick and Ed” well, no I didn’t, mainly because you made a fucking effort to keep me out of all conversations AND when I asked you if you wanted to go out you got shitty with me. But I only answered “Umm, I had no problem with it”.
Hopefully he got the point I was not impressed with him when I boomed down the road in first gear to quickly leave.
I’m not getting my knickers in a twist over nothing, if he had actually said in a polite way “oh, I don’t feel like going for dinner, how about another time?” instead of being a twat I would have been more “understanding” when he said “oh, Nick’s back, lets go out to the pub” only minutes later.
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IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT KTHNX
I ask: Shall we go out to dinner? He says: rude tone must we, no, I don’t want to go to the stars.
Now just a few moments ago he found out that one of his friends has returned from africa and he suddenly now wants to go out to the same fucking place he refused to goto when I asked.
Well that makes me fell lovely, why go out with me earlier when he didn’t know he was back, but now he does he suddenly wants to go out. Yeah, while I drive him around ON MY PETROL and IN MY CAR for something he’d rather not have done with me in the first place.
Now I’m free transport and an occasional fuck.
Life feels good.
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At some point I’m really going to lose the plot, everytime I offer to take him out to dinner I get this “oh well, do we have to” or on the last occasion “well we have to now”.
Well what the fuck, why do I even waste my fucking time. Next time I’m just going to drive him to the fucking chinese in town, give him £10, kick him out of my fucking car and yell “There, have a nice fucking time, I’m going out.”
Seriously, you try doing nice things for people and it’s always a fucking chore, unless of course it was their idea.
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LOLZ TO THE MAX
I like Charlie he’s a really good dog, infact so good that he’s dispensed some good old fashioned revenge on our behalf.
Charlie is in the office as he needed to go to the vet, now the oh-so-famous Twat Star Deluxe came in to the office in his very irritating way, sat down and started to pet Charlie. Now this was fine and dandy, but Charlie then sneezed all over fuckwit.
I found it hard to contain my glee at the sight of it, Charlie had done the funniest thing on the planet and I couldn’t laugh like a school girl on speed.
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Phlogger is fun
I’ve had a phlogger for a bit now, but I’ve FINALLY tested out the MMS feature. I’m well impressed!
Going to try and start posting things to it more often now!
go here
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321315
After getting home we chacked the cars, thankfully David’s isn’t too bad (just minor scratches and a graze) and mine it seems took a bit more dammage than I orginally thought, the crack in the bumper is slightly larger than it seemed in the morning and I have a small chunk out of the front, but no worries as it’s probably not too expensive to replace a generic Nissan bumper or at least patch it up.
Grabbed a few photos to show what little wounding I inflicted on both cars, they can be found here.
The last two photos is to show the garage is (mostly) fine mainly because the spare tyre took most of the handle into it (David if I’m not mistaken was probably going to replace the spare as it’s an older tyre he replaced a while ago).
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Bad fucking day
Today is a really shit day. Why, this is how it started:
Got in my car, shifted it in to gear and tried to reverse out of the drive got it up to the biting point and gave it enough gas to move out slowly going backwards. Now this isn’t too bad unless of course you did what I did, the car was in 1st gear now 1st gear goes forward as we all know and the drive is on a slight hill so the speed I would have been going backwards ended up being twice the speed going forwards and what was in front of me? Well David’s Jimny which I scuffed up the bumper a little and probably dammaged the garage door.
As for my little car, well, I cracked the bumper. However, I don’t know how exactly David wants to deal with this, I promptly pointed out he could get my insurance details out of my glove box and claim from them if he so wished (by claim from them, I mean inform them and they’ll send me a shitty “You fucking owe us £400 of that” letter), but he said “We’ll deal with this later” which I assume isn’t a bad thing.
So that aside it only got worse really, he was ok with most of my driving until we got to a roundabout in town, my exit was blocked so I waited until I could sucessfully make it through the roundabout without blocking it, I had cars on my right which I gave way to, until a silver peugot was unable to go as another car was going straight ahead of it.
So I promptly made my way in to the roundabout whilst he was still not able to proceed, however, once his obstruction had passed he went in anyways ignoring the fact I was at this point in the middle of the roundabout and he was coming right at me, David thought I had “done it again” and attempted to gain control of the car, which I promptly told him off as I had already been within the roundabout before this person had had a chance to move. Nothing more was said about it.
Then I get into work only to find some people view my position in this company not as what it is, but as a human voice mail system. Oh yes, I transfer messages to everybody, wanker.
Then the “Engineers” (I use quotes as they’re not fit to mop a floor let alone engineer their way out of an open box) rang me with their usual “The internet is down” (exact words) calls. These generally happen to be a single website being down or their email not working, every time I get one of these calls it takes alot not to stab them to death with a pen for their idiocy.
Yes, it’s been shit so far, managed to dammage two cars and a suspected garage door, been belittled by co-workers and irritated by others.
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320777
That’s what I frequently yell at other drivers.
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BEST. SPAM. EVER.
ethics tearful creases postoffices telegraphic scoffs adulterers scissor bowline ideology pooling ills acknowledging existing berkeley cowhand creeper experiment accessions plowshare adherents mid telecommunication taller bookkeeping assyria portly pollutant maze bone $RANDO MIZE aztec tantalum councilmen immediate expositions mien accomplices hydroelectric bouncy postprocess acclaiming croaking boatsman teamed poison adumbrated tellurium adornment hopeless explainers practicing pleurisy takings couch accruing crabmeat exceptionally atkinson hurled exoskeleton $RANDOM IZE meals adrenaline messieurs scholastically botswana tensest ibid belmont tailwind tattered courtship playable meniscus practices crossly scalable terrific basel exclaimer telegraphing medlar
belgrade acumen expended terminable scion poignant millenarian sarsparilla mercy exalt pollinate argive eucalyptus acoustician credibility hospitalized antaeus praised thaws sauce becky crossword possessing secession polarities exacts hushed scriptural then telegraphed $RANDOM IZE tantalum hydroelectric blustery sarcoma methods porphyry taint artemis brainwash bowlers actualities ampex mature scampers antares andes score crewel couches exacted powerfully hounding temperaments explosive scriptures militate howled cousin poled teared $RANDOMI ZE scantly plots aileen tender exceptional methodologists counterproductive boatloads cringing potentates milk alan RANDOMIZE portray evidential adaptor corroborations cranelike boots excusable schedulers
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Uhhuh
How form-letterish:
Dear Kevin Welfordcostelloe,
Thank you for contacting Register.com.
This email is in response to your inquiry regarding the charges made to your domain name “madsquirrels.co.za”.
We would like to inform you that, we have forwarded your request to the appropriate department and be assured that they will proceed with your request at the earliest.
If you have any further questions or encounter any difficulties with your domain name in the future, please respond using the link included at the beginning of this email. You can also contact a Customer Support representative 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, at the numbers below.
Thank you for choosing Register.com, the First Step on the Web(TM).
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FUCKIN HELL
Generally bad shit is happening, first of all I’m having “relationship issues” which I shall avoid mentioning at this patricular time.
Secondly I’m in a stand off with register.com over a domain I ordered, the double charged me so I contacted them and they claimed they did once, however on my statement it has been charged twice, so I called the bank and resolved it via a charge back.
Now register.com sent me a shitty letter AND reclaimed the domain even though it is still paid for under the first authorised charge and not their “extra bonus theift” charge.
So I sent a shitty letter and will offer my statements as proof of their theivery.
I also feel pretty crap, so crap in fact I really can’t be bothered to do much if anything in general. I can’t be arsed to care about things to the extent I can’t be arsed to eat.
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Oh yes before I purge this from my mind
Was going too slow in the first half of it, thats why.
So I rebooked.
November 4th, is the next one.
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Im such a geek
I’m buying myself one of these, then I shall find myself a crew, we will then find a ship, we shall name it USS 52 reg Land Rover Discovery and we will patrol the Federation of Wiltshire at Warp 9 (or whatever the posted speed limit may be).
We will protect the Federation from the Klingons, Ferengi, Q and the most vile of them all, the Boy Racers from Melksham Prime.
Yes, I will be captain and I will issue spankings to my crew (as long as they’re of legal age).
I have a goal, nay, MISSION.
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319025
edit: how I managed to get DVLA Employees all the way into the pits of hell is beyond me, really, they should have been just above Bush, Republicans, The Pope and NAMBLA members.
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Oh Bollocks
Had a very scary moment today, went to collect my documents for my driving practical and place them in a single spot for easy retrival on Tuesday. I managed to get the confirmation letter, the theory pass certificate, my paper licence (my photo is in my wallet) and other little bits, however, when it came to getting my passport I searched around only to declare “Fux0rs, fucking cunt eating cow shagging mother spanking pile of fucking wank, WHAR IZ MY PAZZPART!” upon emptying the contents of my drawers on to the floor and rummaged around for about 5 minutes, then finally, I found it with my insurance paperwork. I have no idea why it was in there, but I think Al Queda had something to do with it, yes, Osama broke in to my house, hid my passport and left.
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DONT SPAM ME KTHNX
I’m going to kill Sky, I registered for news alerts ages ago and unsubscribed shortly after and now I get a text which cost me 25p about fanasy football on Sky interactive.
Great, spam me AT A COST TO ME.
Twats.
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thjorska and lj usermadsquirrel present
Jon says: OMFG
Jon says: WHAT HAPEN
Kevin says: THEY KUT THE POWAR TO AMERKA AND KANATA WIF LITENINK!
Jon says: OH NOES THEY HACE TEH CONTROL OVAR WEATER
Kevin says: TEHY PEREAYED TO ALI OR IZ AT ALLAH FOR TEH LITENIK!
Jon says: WE ARE DOOOMED
Kevin says: OUR RULAR BUSH IZ BAMBINK THE MADDLE EAST!!!!!111111
Kevin says: 9/11 FOREVAR, NAVAR FARGET!#
Jon says: GOD BLES AMERICA
Kevin says: AND ALL WO SAAIL HER
Jon says: WE R TROO PATRIOTS
Kevin says: NAVAR B SKARED OR TEH TARRARISTZ HVE ONE!!!!!1111
Kevin says: OMFG, TEH LITE FLIKARDED I’M SKARED!!!!!
Kevin says: ARABZ ARE GOING TO ETE ME!
Jon says: THEY R ZOMBEES WHO EET OUR DELISHUS HUMON BRANES
Kevin says: OMFG UR SUKHE A MORAN, BUSH SAYED THEY WAR A GROPE OF VAMPYREZ WO ETE KITTANZ AND CHYLDRUN
Kevin says: OMFG I HABE TO POST THAS TO LIVEGERBIL THAN ALL TEH PLANET (INK THOZE YUROPEANZ) WILL KNO!!!!!11111
Jon says: NOOOO I AM A KITTAN AND/OR CHILD
Jon says: I AM IN DANJER
Jon says: YES IT IS IMPERTENT NOOZ
Kevin says: OMFG!
Kevin says: HYDE OR THAY WILL KALL YOUZ!
Kevin says: U KAN KOME OVAR AND HYDE IN OUR BAMB SHELTAR IN THE ATTIK!!!!!!
Jon says: I AM HIDENG FROM TEH ARAB MENECE
Kevin says: I HABE TO GO NOW, TIME FOR HOMEZ
Kevin says: TALK TO U SOON.
Kevin says: IF THE ARBAZ DIDN’T KILL YU!
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TEH TARRARESTS HAVE ONE111
Power Outage effects bits of Canada and Americaland
In related news President Bush is expected to release a report showing the connection between Saddam, Osama, Iran, Syria and most of the Middle East and the power outage.
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LOLZ of the Day
I saw the funniest thing today, I wish I had taken a quick photo of it, but I didn’t :o(
Anyways, in a boy-racer-mobile what did I see, I saw this child’s GRAN!
Yes, Mr. Cool Boy Racer had to take his gran out to the shops, I hope she slapped him everytime he took a sharp bend/roundabout/town road at 80mph.
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OMFG111 IM PH070 WHOARING
Finally after the constant stream of death threats O2 has decided it’s in their interest to fix my MMS, so on this glorious occasion I MMS’d a photo of me to my email (at a cost of 40p) to post here in an effort to whore my mug.
Enjoy.
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Bloody RIAA
The RIAA are a bunch of fucking wankers, I’m attempting to get the full version of a song I heard on an advert so I may consider purchasing the artists CD, however, the RI-FUCKING-AA have seeded the P2P networks with a looping track. I’m not even going to ATTEMPT to listen to their fucking music, whats the point, I was intrested in seeing what they’re all about, but no, all I get is the first 15 seconds of the song over and over and over.
I’m not prepared to go out and waste £15+ on a CD of a group I’ve only heard 30 seconds of a single song.
The RIAA wonder why their losing business, well heres why:
PEOPLE ARE NOT PREPARED TO GO OUT, DEAL WITH TROLLING A NUMBER OF PLACES TO SPEND AN OBSCENE AMOUNT OF MONEY ON AN ARTIST THEY HAVEN’T HEARD IN THEIR LIFE.
Pure idiocy.
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SPAM of the day
Pulled from the depths of my pending mail queue:
Subject: Have some Kool-Aid. From: “CultZero” mailer@cultzero.com Date: Wed, August 6, 2003 6:31 pm To: kevin@mso.cx Options: View Full Header | View Printable Version
Join The Cult!!!
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OMFG ITS HAWT
It is too hot today, so hot infact my L plates almost became perminantly affixed to my car, you see the magnets on the L plates could no longer handle the heat, so they started to melt (not much, just a tiny bit), when I was going out for lunch I noticed one wasn’t straight, so I went to adjust it only to find it was quite a challenge to remove it from my car.
After I managed to peel it off without taking most of the paint work with it I proceeded to gently scrape off the melted magnet bits with my finger nails. I almost had one of those “OMFG I DON’T EVEN OWN THAT BIT OF THE CAR AND IT’S RUINED” moments, but I managed to get most of it off and the rest, well, I think I may wash my car tonight and a pressure washer may just get the rest off.
So yeah, this weather is shit.
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316362
I seriously don’t know who the fuck he thinks he is sometimes, all I get all fucking day is attitude, oh it’s not a problem for him to be decent to others but EVERY question I ask which I require an answer other than “I do not have time for this” I get fucking attitude from him.
I really don’t care of your stressed you still have no fucking right to be an ass to me because of it.
I suspect I may just respond “I’m ignoring to you until you drop the fucking attitude.” next time he decides to take his frustrations out on me.
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316044
There is this programme on BBC One with deaf people debating various topics, this evening it’s “Should Gays Adopt”.
Now this woman (who shall be refered to as The Slag) is rambling on about the evils of homosexuals and how “they can change” and “a child needs to be in a normal environment”, of course her arguement has more holes than a victim of a mob hit.
I’d go in to it more, however, I can’t be arsed at the moment.
edit: The programme is called See Hear.
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315895
I offically own the following bits of my car:
- driver’s side door.
- a portion of a seat.
- three screws.
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315138
I’ve told O2
Hello,
I’ve requested to have MMS about a week or so ago, however, my service is still not working after being told it would take 24 hours.
I’ve called a number of times to only receive excuse after excuse on why it’s not yet active on my service, one of them being “your phone is interfering with the network, our technicians are working to resolve it”.
I would like to know why it has taken this long and my service is still not working correctly and when it will actually be active (without a far fetched excuse).
My account details are as follows:
[snip]
I almost ended this “kthnxbi”, but decided against it.
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sigh
It’s so very hot in the office again, we’re hitting about 29C to 30C which is not very pleasant at all.
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Yurgh
LISTEN TO WHAT I AM SAYING, KTHNX
I do enjoy being blatiantly ignored, you know, I say these things just for you not to listen and start giving me attitude when I repeat myself in a more irate tone.
Maybe if most of the people I deal with here actually paid a small bit of attention to what is coming out of my mouth I wouldn’t be forced to mock them when they come whining for the same information that was of “no interest” to them a few minutes prior.
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Hurrah
Today was fun.
This morning was the first morning of the new lock, this new lock on the backdoor is opened with a code isntead of keys, which is good as we can never lock ourselves out now.
However, at 7:15am, all groggy with a dog bouncing up and down to take a curry like poo I could not for the life of me remember how to open it from the inside. After about 5 seconds of “find the knob” I decided just to open the big sliding doors from the dining room, that worked. However, I will re-educate myself for tomorrow morning.
Another fun thing was the lights on my way to work, oh they stayed green and let 3-5 cars go through, however, even though I was shortly behind it quickly turned red (with nobody turning right mind you) and then turned green about 2 seconds later.
Yes, the fun that is my mornings.
Oh yes, my V200 is on delivery this morning (10-14 business days my fucking ass) so I suspect I’ll return home to receive the classic “You ordered shit, but you’re not home you fucking wanker” slip through the post box, with any luck I’ll be able to pick it up on an evening or variant time in the near future.
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LJ ItemID: 314159
Im attention whoring
Oh look at me I’ve changed my style to a generic LJ paid style.
(hurrah)
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LJ ItemID: 314030
313629
This is why I love Spam Assasin:
Content analysis details: (6.30 points, 5 required) FROM_ENDS_IN_NUMS (0.7 points) From: ends in numbers US_DOLLARS (1.4 points) BODY: Nigerian scam key phrase (million dollars) RISK_FREE (1.0 points) BODY: Risk free. Suuurreeee…. MAILTO_TO_SPAM_ADDR (0.4 points) URI: Includes a link to a likely spammer email address NIGERIAN_BODY (2.8 points) Message body has multiple indications of Nigerian spam
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Some people
Child kills cat in dryer.
If the poster deletes it an archived copy may be located here.
edit: links removed
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SPAM IS EEEVIL
Gah, Spam really gets on my tits.
Some arsehole spam twat sent an email to sales (at) madsquirrels.co.uk which of course doesn’t exist, so Baby Jesus and some other ISP had a 24 hour exchange of “message failed to be delivered” messages because the other isp started replying to Baby Jesus' Mail Daemon, which of course is a duff address for various reasons.
So here is a breif summary of the 24 hour conversation (in MSN format):
Baby Jesus says: sales (at) madsquirrels.co.uk does not exist. SPAM ISP says: offers@kellysoffers.com I’m not allowed to relay that. Baby Jesus says: mail-daemon (at) mail.sn.cx does not exist. SPAM ISP says: mail-daemon@[isp].com does not exist. Baby Jesus says: mail-daemon (at) mail.sn.cx does not exist. SPAM ISP says: mail-daemon@[isp].com does not exist. Baby Jesus says: mail-daemon (at) mail.sn.cx does not exist. SPAM ISP says: mail-daemon@[isp].com does not exist.
(and so on)
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OMFG
The Big Brother people should take notes from BB4 USA if their going to pull a Big Brother 5, why? because on day 3 THE DRAMA GRENADE HAS EXPLODED, three days and they’re all plotting against eachother and everybody hates somebody.
It’s fucking brilliant.
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OMFG H4X0R5 473 MY 50X0R511111
I just upgraded my handset to a new V200 (MMS enabled) phone, c’est mucho groovy, I shall receive it in 10-14 business days.
Then I have a mission, to get an MMS package and hope they forgot the fiasco that occured a few months back when they randomly switched me to one.
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311937
Sould I even be remotely concerned that “O2” rang me up to ask if I was on a contract and what network I was with, seeing as I am on O2?
Have I missed a shady mobile scam that I should really know about?
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LJ ItemID: 311937
Were all criminals YAY
The RIAA launches a jihad against evil P2P users by suing them.
if the link happens not to work, try this
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Todays Yoof
I was walking to the petrol station when two boys (to be a “man” you have to be mature enough not to do the following) in their L reg shit bucket sounded the horn, I looked up (mind you I was walking on the pavement and not the road) to find the driver showing his M4D 5K1LLZ by driving and displaying the one finger salute and the passenger rolling down his window to do the same.
Now, I could have been angry, but it was amusing, mainly because their obvous lack of mental power and secondly because one would assume they were showing me how much “better” they are because I’m walking and their driving.
Now really kids, if you’re going to harass pedestrians because your driving at LEAST attempt not to do it while driving a car much older than yourself, it just makes your “victim” giggle like a school girl on speed.
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and on the subject of pr0n
Kid finds porn, parent bitches, shop tells her to bog off.
if the other link is bugg3r3d.
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LJ ItemID: 310972
Bot Fun
Session Start (Yahoo! - Energy1079:acmevibratorcustormer): Thu Jul 17 23:19:53 2003
acmevibratorcustormer: hi… anyone theree?
*** Auto-response sent to acmevibratorcustormer: I am currently idle.
acmevibratorcustormer: oh your therre :) hi…
acmevibratorcustormer: a/w/l (age sex location)?
acmevibratorcustormer: im 27/f/USA. was lookin at your profile. thought aou might like to chat.
acmevibratorcustormer: wo what have you been up to energy1079?
Energy1079: your such a shit bot
acmevibratorcustormer: bot? whats that? some kinda insult or something?
Energy1079: please do us both a favour and delete yourself
acmevibratorcustormer: cool. i was just hangin out watching tv. i was getting kinda horny :) (*blushes)
acmevibratorcustormer: feel like a little cyber fun with me ? please poease…
Energy1079: yeah, see completely off topic and not even close to what I said
acmevibratorcustormer: i have some pics on my homepage the link is in my profile, :-) still working on it …
Energy1079: and if you are a real person may I suggest fucking yourself with a metal pole connected to live electric wires
acmevibratorcustormer: i think ill just take that as a aes… being as that im starting to get real horny here.. lol ok?
Energy1079: I’m boiling some water to pour on your ugly face
acmevibratorcustormer: alright :) how bout i get down on my knees in front of you and help you out of your pants?
Energy1079: my pants are under my trousers and quite frankly I wouldn’t want you and those minging teeth anywhere close to my bits
acmevibratorcustormer: tell me what you ant me to do with you while i slip out of my panties
Energy1079: I want you to stick a grenade in side of you, but don’t pull the pin until I’ve left the room
acmevibratorcustormer: oh yeah babe.. dont stop. while i slide my hand down between my legss and part my moist lips
Energy1079: yeah, okay, now take the handgun and place it on your forehead…
acmevibratorcustormer: oh it feels so good. Im holding your pulsing cock in my hand, my shiny red fingernails dig gently into your balls, while my full, soft lips enngulf the mass of your meat
Energy1079: now if you just lightly pull the trigger……
acmevibratorcustormer: open my website so you can look at me wwhile im sucking you. use the link in my profile!
Energy1079: WHY HAVEN’T YOU PULLED THE TRIGGER BITCH?
acmevibratorcustormer: what do you think of my pics?
Energy1079: You’re a minging cow, now do us all a favour and PULL THE MOTHER FUCKING TRIGGER
acmevibratorcustormer: shit the phone. dont stop strroking it. hold on…
Energy1079: Well seeing as you’re near a phone can you order me a pizza as you’re taking your sweet fucking time to rid the planet of yourself
acmevibratorcustormer: sorry, I have to take this call,, probly take bout five minutes. If you want, come to my page and lets finish this. I have my cam on there cyberfungirls dot com look for me on there
Energy1079: I’ll go to your website and pay the subscription only if you PROMISE to hang yourself on your web cam.
Energy1079: thnx 4 the amusement, pls die now.
Energy1079: kthnxdie
*** acmevibratorcustormer has been ignored.
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breathe slowly and calmly
I’m seriously about to lose the plot, there is an “issue” (by issue I mean nothing) with the website. He can’t see it on HIS machine and ONLY his machine therefore it’s down, no debate it’s down.
However, when presented with undeniable evidence that no DNS changes have been made yet, that the website is indeed still up and viewable from outside (Demon’s proxy and a number of trace routes from Proxad and via our ADSL connection) he still doesn’t believe that the website is still up.
I’m seriously giving the fuck up now, there isn’t any point in trying no matter what I say, what proof I provide to back up my claims and how many networks I try I will still be incorrect in saying “There is not a problem, everything is fine, drop it.”.
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Weekend Fun
Went up to Cambridge this weekend, had a fairly good time did many things.
On the friday I drove from work to the M40 (where David took over) it went fairly well even though that was my first time on those fairly large roundabouts, which I have dubbed holy mother of fucking christ I’m going to DIE I did also enjoy the traffic light controlled ones as well.
Anyways, that wasn’t too bad except some fuckwit in a convertable decided to take up some of my lane as I was approaching the roundabout causing me to brake abruptly when I could have easily made it through the roundabout if the arsehole didn’t leave the nose of his fucking car in my way.
Once we got to Cambridge all was well, we had an air conditioned room which stayed at a lovely 15-20C whilst the rest of the city was at 32.5C, we met up with Joe on the friday night, had a few drinks and bought worth of hostel sandwiches.
Next morning we got up at around half 4 in the morning, David went off on a flight and then we went back slept, went back out and of course nobody was around at the specified time, so we buggered off to Halfords and I bought myself a new CD Tuner as the current one in my car is shite. Not only do you have to “manually” tune it because the search function seems to prefer regional BBC Radio stations (really I wanted Radio 1 not BBC Wiltshire, Oxford and Cambridgeshire) but the display is knackered as well.
Went back for teathering, then heading off to a service at King’s Chapel (which Joe is a member of the choir), after that headed back to the event did many things until the glow.
At the glow my job was to push a button and be harassed by a small child who thought my name was “excuse me, excuse ME, EXCUSE ME” whilst I was attempting to listen for my queues to press my Button of Mystical Power!
Sunday we got up around half nine and left to come back to Wiltshire to move ducks, David drove past the M40 where I started driving.
Most of the journey wasn’t too bad, I 0wn3d the roundabouts which was quite nice however, on a single carriage way I was going 60mph (the national limit) until a small car poped out of the junction and started chugging along, which was not a problem I slowed down and remained at about 30-40mph for a fair bit of time behind this little car, I also left a good cars length between us. Now at this point we’ve hit a 50 zone, I’m still going 45 as this car in front of me is doing the same, the Ford Ka behind me knows why I’m doing this speed and thus doesn’t attempt to be a fucking wanker and overtake me, however an M reg Mercedes behind him decides we’re all going too fucking slow and overtakes the Ka and myself then merges in the car length of space between the slow moving car and myself, this wouldn’t be a problem IF HE DIDN’T SLOW DOWN to about 25-30mph causing me to break an come down from 40 to about 20.
But other than that it was a standard trip.
We moved the ducks, went to the pub, came back home at 8 or so washed my car, watched some telly, ate some food and went to bed.
Voila, weekend.
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309920
Sometimes people steal stupid shit, but really this has to be pretty dumb.
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Ameriquote of the day
Ameriquote of the Day(tm)
Is this an overseas news feed? ‘Cause otherwise, I mean… the hell? Here’s a bit from the article:
[snip]
It doesn’t indicate which scale it’s using. I’m assuming it’s celcius, but still!
another poster writes:
They make an assumption, but it’s probably not the best one to make.
riiiight, so the rest of the world’s news sources should include all temperatures in Fahrenheit because it confuses the Americans if only available in Celsius.
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Im far from impressed
Today a certain program called “SETI@HOME” caused our mail server to slow down to a grinding fucking halt (again), now when I said “SETI is causing the mail server to stop services and go excessivly slow” I was greeted with the traditional “you’re wrong, I’m right” attitude.
He says “It’s because the network drive went offline”, well no it wasn’t, mysteriously after I had killed seti a mystical backlog of a HUNDRED emails appeared, now this would lead me to believe that SETI is responsible, not only this time but THE LAST FUCKING TIME IT HAPPENED.
I started to “enlighten” on my “you’re fucking wrong admit it” speech on how I resolved a simmilar (read: same) incident only a few weeks back, again I got the “I’m right, don’t argue” attitude so I dropped it.
Next time somebody decides to run SETI I’ll send HIM to figure out why our mailserver is unresponsive, that will amuse me for FUCKING HOURS as he tries to avoid the enevitable fact I AM RIGHT.
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OMFG KOOL
Baby Jesus is processing LJ Code requests on my behalf.
If you have an urge to request a LJ code from me please don’t harass me on MSN/Y!/ICQ/AIM/My Email just send an email to:
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LJ ItemID: 308985
Photos Gallore
I have Car photos and photos from Southampton.
View and enjoy.
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LJ ItemID: 308514
LJ Code Spam
First time I’ve received one of these:
Hello, not so it is not pleasant for me to ask you about the favor, whether excuse me you, please, know where it is possible to get a code livejournal? It(he) is very necessary for me, I would pay, but I do not have credit card, I live in Ukraine. Excuse me for bad English. This code is very necessary for me, I shall remember you up to the end of a life, help me if can. It is thankful in advance. My address: [hidden]@homenet.odessa.ua
Very much you I ask, a question of a life!
I’m not a code factory kthnx.
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LJ ItemID: 308323
Hurrah for Southampton
So I’m here in Southampton for the Balloon and Flower festival, so far it’s been good, however a number of UTTERLY MAD people have swarmed the balloon marquee in attempt to get one of many things, one of the more classic ones being one bloke asking for a free flight and giving a long story on how him and Richard Branson were in Holland looking for clogs and getting arrested for drug smuggling (or something like that).
Anyways, I’m just in the land rover burning my laptop battery and abusing my GPRS to continue on in my flame wars with and other troll journals from the middle of a field.
I also have photos I must post when I return.
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LJ ItemID: 308038
Syndication thingy
I’ve created the feed which pulls from my other blog (powered by Movable Type).
So if you want you may add it and see what crap I post to non-LJ sites.
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LJ ItemID: 307776
307563
My desk is haunted, shit keeps on falling off of it for no reason at all.
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OMG NAME OUR BAYBEE
eBay brings such joy to my life: Name our baby
You can bid to name their fucktrophy for a small $100,000.00.
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LJ ItemID: 307238
Yarg
The DSA should really add “How To Tax Your Fucking Car” to their theory tests, why mainly because the Postal Whores(tm) at the Post Office aren’t very helpful.
Anyways, I finally got a year of tax on my car after about a half hour of queuing, completing the missing forms and re-queuing. I’m impressed with myself as I almost managed to get my self slapped with a £1,000 fine for answering “Yes” to “Have you used this car on a public road without road tax (if the dates have a gap)?”, however I misread that and the Postal Whore(tm) caught me on it, which was quite impressive.
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Somebody please remind me
when “Comic Relief” took place.
01 Jul 2003 POS XXXX 27JUN03 1200 , COMIC RELIEF , LONDON £50.00
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Joy
Had another driving lesson, this time we went around Malborough (oh such fun), dodged some posh people who didn’t seem to get the idea if they keep on dashing out in to the road they’re going to become “Bonnet Meat”.
Anyways, started doing some reverse parking, managed to pull that off in one go.
Then came parellel parking, that I was more than shit at but my clutch control was flawless, which probably has something to do with taking on roundabouts in 4th.
So yeah, two things I’ve got to fix, my obsession with using 4th and parellel parking.
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Comment as you want
Riiiiight,
THANK YOU VICTORIA
—–Original Message—– From: Kevin Welford-Costelloe [mailto:kevin.costelloe@-company-.com] Sent: 30 June, 2003 15:16 To: Terri Usher Subject: (subject)
Your two documents from Victoria.
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Hurrah The joys of cow
You all may spam my guestbook with your love.
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305873
Spam bots, I bring you a feast of shite email addresses!
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Hurrah
I’ve got car now :o)
Went to a few places in Swindon and had a bit of shouting in the car due to my horrific map reading skills.
Anyways, saw a few places and a few cars, saw three Puntos, but of course all happened to be either stripped of various things or one replacement winscreen wiper away from being a Q reg.
I also saw a P reg Peugot LX (Diesel) which was also quite nice but looked a bit “big”, so I put that on my “maybe” list.
Finally got around to the third place and I saw a P reg Nissan Micra Muzic, at first I ignored it, then went back to it and finally poked and prodded it and decided I wanted it as it fit my “requirements”, my requirements being:
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have to be able to sit up right, see out the windscreen and not ruin a good pair of trousers with “wheel burn”.
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a boot with good space for hiding rubbish or dead people.
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insurable (£1,408 - being insurable)
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colour that doesn’t clash with the red “L"s on the bonnet and boot.
So I bought the car on the spot after dropping him down a good £150 or so :o)
The car is now available on Wednesday for pick up, it’s going to have another years MOT but I’ve got to tax it myself.
Now taxing it is going to be interesting as it’s got to be driven from Swindon to Melksham untaxed so then I can pillage the paperwork and log book from it so I can have it done the next day.
I also got a few quotes and I’m now with Direct Line and I should probably get an AA Membership as well but I’ll need to view my finances after my “deposit” payment and monthly payments along with my loan payments.
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305248
I’m one step closer to owning a car now :o)
I was approved for the loan, although the bloke said it’d be “immedatly available” it still seems my account isn’t up by a few grand, but I think it may take a few days to process etc. Anyways, I’m hoping to have a chance to see the car and base my decision on that, but I can’t really go and see it until I have the money.
So yeah, once I actually receive the cash, decide and purchase then comes the fun bit, INSURANCE.
I’ve gone through NatWest and got a quote for £1,235 but I checked Direct Line as well and they quoted £1165. I was also suggested to try Churchill, but they won’t touch me with a barge poll, or even beat me with said poll until I’m 21.
I’m also going to look into Insurance Connections ( suggested them).
There we go :o)
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305125
I’m off to the bank at 13:30 for an appointment to see if they want to assist me in purchasing a motor, with any luck they’ll throw cash in my face.
So yeah, the process has started and won’t stop now ;o)
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JUST A REMINDER
A child like the one shown above is obviously more competent than I am, so please if you require anything that an idiot with the brain power of a 1 to 4 year old can’t provide please feel free to ring 01380 730538 and ask for the first available 5 year old to help you out.
just don’t fucking ask. and yes I’m having a more than foul day.
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304454
1998 S Reg Suzuki Swift Swift 1.3 GLX Petrol, Manual 5 speed, Blue, Hatchback, 12,000 miles , 5 Doors. Central Door Locking, Clock, Electric Windows, Immobilizer, In Car Entertainment, One Owner, Power-Assisted Steering, Rear Wash/Wipe, Warranty.Only Group 5 Insurance! £2,785.
I’m considering this one now, the only price difference between this and the Corsa (post loan payments & insurance) is £31….
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304339
Been looking at purchasing a car today had a chat with which was quite helpful as I haven’t got a clue what to do, where to start and what make/model would be a good base point.
Anyways, had a look around Auto Trader and I found a lovely Vauxhall Corsa, so I squeeled with glee and said “I’ll kill who ever comes in the way of me and that car”, so then I went on to NatWest (Don’t ask me why I insist on using them all the time, because I don’t know, I suspect they place some form of sublimital messages in my bank statements) and got a quote for insurance, which wasn’t too bad (£868.35 I think, for third party + fire and theift) even though I am still on a Provisional (and of course quoted on that as well).
So anyways, I’ll still be looking around, but I’ve also got to coax the bank for a good £3,000 loan (thats my maximum amount i’m willing to pay), which I suspect it won’t be a problem as every day they try and sell me crap I don’t need (morgage the tree in your front garden, PLEASE? or INSURE YOUR NEIGHBOURS CAT, WE LOVE YOU).
Yeah, there are me plans.
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304101
Found these “Pod” things on O2, not a fucking clue how to work them but hey, give it a shot, to join my “pod” text join MADSQUIRRELS to 82054 (costs 20p per message).
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303735
Just took a mock driving test with my instructor guy and I managed to do fairly well, just caught me on about 5 things, which included jumpy gear changes, using 4th to go about 20mph and going 15-20mph in on my way out on to a dual carriage way (which I dispute to a point as I hadn’t actually passed the “national limit” signs, so if I had sped up I could have been caught out on going 50-70 in a 30 zone.)
Also, it seems he’s not going to be around on the 19th so he’s going to try and get another car in for my test (see photo) which I’d prefer as the Clio is starting to fuck me off. I have to sort of slide in and out of it, my legs are awakward to maneuver at times and of course a good bit of my forehead is between the glass in sun roof and the chasis of the car which means in the event of an emergency and I roll the fucker or even have to go from 70mph down to 0mph in a short period of time I’m pretty much dead, dying or vegtable.
Meh, but yeah, this trauma that is learning to drive is almost over, next comes the groveling to the bank for a car loan, getting a car and selling my soul to pay for the insurance…..
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LJ ItemID: 303735
303417
I’m scheduled to fail take my practical driving test on Tuesday, 19th of August, 2003 at 15:27 in Trowbridge, Wiltshire.
I’m hoping to pass the first time for the following reasons:
- testing is fucking expensive
- the rest of Europe are inforcing more good ideas (read: more stupid shit to add to tests)
Wish me luck now so I can print up the hundreds of LJ comments and bring it to my test so I may have a moment with my testing man and say “do you see the XX number of names here, well, if I fail they’ll kill you.”
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Vibe: bouncy
LJ ItemID: 303417
BloodyLiveGerbil
I just got my Harry Potter book and now I know what is going to happen, great, I might as well burn it now.
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LJ ItemID: 303202
1M 50 1337
I’ve appearently done something to upset the insect community, as I was walking to the petrol station for lunch, I found myself being attacked by a kamakazee bee.
This bee attempted to divebomb me, I don’t mean by swooping down and giving me a mouthful of stinger, it actially was flying VERTICALLY down in a STRAIGHT line towards me.
Thankfully (for me) he missed and re-organised his bee face on the pavement.
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LJ ItemID: 302907
More driving fun
I’ve got to book my practical test today before 6pm (as they close then) but I can’t book it until I get home as they require the certificate number.
Anyways, It’s going to cost me at least £40 to sit on a waiting list for 9 weeks then take the test (hurrah!), I really want to have this done before the new lot of EU imposed test-additives come into play in September.
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Vibe: calm
LJ ItemID: 302644
Monday Update
All my writing devices are missing and all somebody left in trade was a blue pen that was somewhere between “dying a slow painful death” and “rotting in pen hell”.
So I was forced to do my bi-monthly stationary raid, however, it ended poorly, I only found a single box of the “non-shit” pens with three left, one having no cap as somebody nicked it.
I’m plotting another raid tomorrow in the hope that more have been ordered.
I also plan on marking all my pens then going on an office hunt, when I find one of my pens on somebody elses desk I’ll “liberate” all their pens and if I’m in a good mood any personal posessions that may also be on said desk.
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Vibe: Evil (why isn’t “Evil” a mood)
LJ ItemID: 302508
302178
21:56 BST on Saturday June 21st, 2003 nrgonline has died.
21:57 BST on Saturday June 21st, 2003 madsquirrel is born.
I figured it was time with a name change as I’ve had nrgonline since 2000-ish. It’s been three-ish years and that username no longer represents me (or my utter madness).
Nothing has changed, just the name.
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LJ ItemID: 302178
301941
BABY JESUS HAS EYES!
edit:
NRGagainTO: BABYJESUS STATUS GroovyBabyJesus: BABYJESUS STATUS REPORT FOR nrgagainto GroovyBabyJesus: All services are functioning. GroovyBabyJesus: However, due to a extreme drain on resources my webcam is offline. GroovyBabyJesus: Other than that I’M STILL NOT DEAD YET. GroovyBabyJesus: Love, Baby Jesus xx
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LJ ItemID: 301941
301748
Baby Jesus can now speak.
Add GroovyBabyJesus to your AIM list, currently he has only one relivant reply to a question.
When speaking to GroovyBabyJesus say BABYJESUS STATUS
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LJ ItemID: 301748
301314
Either Baby Jesus is withholding half of the intermaweb from me, or something is wrong with El Jay and such.
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LJ ItemID: 301314
300927
I passed my driving theory test…..
K3V1N 0WNZ J00 D54!
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LJ ItemID: 300927
Baby Jesus Lives
I have a new server, it’s called “Baby Jesus”.
I called it Baby Jesus because if it ever crashes I can say “YOU KILLED BABY JESUS”.
Baby Jesus currently runs a Apache webserver, a mail server and an ad-blocking proxy server.
Baby Jesus rocks.
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LJ ItemID: 300670
300510
From :
Caught on Film: The Bush Credibility Gap
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LJ ItemID: 300510
300219
Today our server in London died in a glorious display of power supply failure, which means all hell broke loose with my little office (which today is just me) so first my problem starts fairly small, find out what’s going on, check things via people and other stuff. I tried calling the person who knows everything (this becomes more important later) but his mobile is off and he’s out of office until Monday.
Well, I had to call more people none of which had a clue what to do in the event of a phone rining. I eventually got a hold of somebody who assisted me come to the conclusion the server is fucked and that we would require some form of technician to come and fix it the same day.
That could have been a simple 10 minute call to the maintinance company, but of course not a single person knew who was the company that was resposible and the only person who knew was in Tunisia on hols.
So I tried to get one person at the London office to get me needed information, but of course he was not to be found for a good 30 minutes which meant I had to go from person to person to get information I required THAT SECOND, which of course lead to a fairly shitty phone call about “wasting peoples time” which I replied in my “fuck off and die” tone “Well the problem is I need this information and I need it now, if I can’t find you then I have to move on to somebody else who can do it for me.” which pretty much ended the subject but of course he had to get his “blah blah blah” at the end.
Finally I got the required details and rang up Craphaq to only find the contract has expired, so they need paying of course they’ll want a purchase order, where do you think those purchase orders come from? You guessed it, the dead server.
Oh glorious day!
However, I managed to get a hold of a purchase order and awaiting the “quote call” to get a overpaid twat out to fix the fucking thing.
I’ve got to give them a ring now and harass them. Joy.
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LJ ItemID: 300219
299678
_angelfuck has been added to the cult.
_angelfuck your cult introduction schedule is as follows:
Wednesday - 23.5 hour brainwashing session (includes free sandwiches and poisoned drink) Thursday - Cult day at McDonalds (9:00-9:10am) followed by fruit picking (9:15 to 00:00). Friday - Rituals (bring your own virgin). Saturday - Day of rest (08:15 to 08:16) followed by Recruitment (08:17 to 00:00)
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LJ ItemID: 299678
Brilliant
We all know what happens when a Smart car takes on a tank on one of those tank crossings right? Good, because this will help you have a better mental image of this:
Harry (the german shephard) found himself a new friend to play with.
His new little play friend happened to be (past tense) a small arachnid, needless to say their friendship was short lived.
Now I have poor Harry staring at his friend (who he pounced on mind you) in a not very good state.
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Vibe: awake
LJ ItemID: 299345
299070
Session Start (AIM - nrgagainto:CuteOlyBoi69): Sat Jun 14 01:25:36 2003 NRGagainTO: OI matey *** Auto-response from CuteOlyBoi69: Can’t talk right now, trying to kill myself.
orignal post
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LJ ItemID: 299070
298863
Mac people in Seattle with OS X experience, email me, jleblanc@real.com. Software testing/QA experience would be a huge plus.
Thanks!
Must also be able to hide the word “free” in all parts of our software, must also know how to program in some form of charge into everything. Example: Volume control at a cost of 50c per use.
Orignal post
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OFFICAL ANNOUNCEMENT
is a member of the cult my friends list.
Say hello or I’ll issue the command to take the secret pills I’ll dance naked on the M4.
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Vibe: bouncy
LJ ItemID: 298539
Joyus fun of the nether years
Last night was fairly interesting, went out to the pub with Neil & Amy had a few pints and then I decided I’d give Chris a text.
However, I forgot to mention before that I had changed my number, so of course I receive a “who in gods name are you” reply and then he rang me up!
It was actually quite interesting as I’ve never spoken to him before, had a little chat about various things and then thats pretty much it.
Yeah, just thought I’d post that :o)
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LJ ItemID: 298256
Diplomacy
I had to send an email to our marketing company (whom I dislike more than dislikes ntl)
I wanted to write:
Fondly, Kevin Sheets
p.s. Do us all a favour and go out of business.
But I had to write a nice letter on the lines of:
-Kevin
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LJ ItemID: 298110
297823
As most of you have heard David Beckham could possibly be sold to Barcelona, I for one say Good after a few months I’ll be able to walk into a Tesco and NOT be bombarded with his photo in an attempt to sell me feminine hygine products or “Brooklyn’s Brand Baby Nappies”.
Vodafone will then drop those fucking Beckham adverts and the world will return to normal.
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LJ ItemID: 297823
OMFG
a reason why you lot should switch to gradwell dot com:
I sent an email via their sms2email gateway and I just received the following sms from somebody at Gradwell:
Hello kevin. We’ve just discovered that our sms2email gw doesn’t like firstname.surname style email addresses. We’re working on a fix!
It came too late for it to be an automatic response so therefore it must be from a human!
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LJ ItemID: 297302
297194
added me to his friends list at some point.
This is groovy.
Say hello to my minions everybody!
edit: LivemotherfuckingJournal better update it CORRECTLY this time. (I incorrectly spelled “strike” so the strike goes on father than it should have)
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Vibe: mellow
LJ ItemID: 297194
296459
Elijah Wood looks like the creature from Alien, those crazy popping out eyes and oddly shaped head just prove it. She didn’t seem to get the idea when I made a comment about it.
On another note I’m listening to the track from those iritating Vodafone adverts, it’s only a matter of time before David Beckham and that talentless bint of his come over and try to flog me a crap phone.
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LJ ItemID: 296459
296299
After yesterday’s move around I took photos, they are here:
Listening to: Lisa Scott-Lee - Lately (56k Edit)
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LJ ItemID: 296299
Things have been moved
Had a big move around with various bits of computer and computer products so now all the machines are in one room, you’ll also notice my webcam is no longer within my room I have it pointing out on to the entrance of the road (it’s a walled off neighbourhood).
So far it looks like a good idea, but if by tomorrow you notice it’s changed to something else it means the camera is shit with outdoor shots :o)
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LJ ItemID: 295964
295799
Somebody forgot to give me the memo about companies not wanting my money in return for services.
Seriously, I’m trying to enquire if my direct debit has been set-up on my three account or if I need to make a manual payment. Three don’t seem to be that helpful in more ways than one.
I rang up and Ms. Lady said her computer was taking too long and would ring me back, which she hasn’t done at all, but of course this wouldn’t be a problem if they had sent me the invoice a few days ago (did I mention the due date is the 7th?).
So yeah, I think it may be required to force my money on them.
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LJ ItemID: 295799
Godfuckingdamit
I’m again deciding if unemployment would be the better option for me at this present time, not only have I been spoken to like I’m an idiot but I just got attitude for pretty much no reason what so ever.
That fucks me off to no end, I have to WAIT for a FAX before I can to the TASK because I CAN’T FUCKING read minds, I’m susposed to know EVERYTHING without even SEEING it first.
Well fuck it. I’ll be as shitty as I want to EVERYBODY today because I don’t fucking care anymore. This place isn’t worth it and either are the fuckwits who work here.
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LJ ItemID: 295361
Banking oh such fun
I’ve got two mystery charges which won’t be detailed on my statement until Tomorrow. First one is for 62p (really, I’m not joking a whole 62p) and the next is for £12.34.
More details sometime tomorrow.
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LJ ItemID: 295054
sigh
Ever have one of those days where you know it’s going to end in tears bloodshed, well I’m having one of those days.
In the past 20-30 minutes I’ve been spoken to as if I’m so fucking stupid I can’t see what is in front of my fucking face, so I’ve decided to talk back in the same manner.
I won’t be spoken to like I’m some fucking 2 year old with the common sence of a dead badger.
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Vibe: annoyed
LJ ItemID: 294861
Update
I’ve got my three statement today, it’s £5.75 for this month. However I’m not too sure if I have to do a manual payment this month, I hope not because I’m too fucking lazy to do so, that is why I signed the direct debit agreement seconds after doing the same to the contract.
edit: if I have to pay manually I will, I’m not going to have a not-so-nice mark on my credit over 5 quid.
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LJ ItemID: 294596
OMFG ABOUT FUCKING TIME
Do you know what playing Yoshi’s Island 3: Super Mario Advance for the SECOND TIME AROUND can do to a person?
However, I’m sorted by tomorrow-ish
We thought you would like to know that the following items have been sent to:
Kevin Costelloe
[address]
using Royal Mail (1-2 business days).
Your order #202-8948788-0571009 (received 24 May 2003, 14:49 BST)
Ordered Title Price Dispatched Subtotal
1 Super Mario Advance XX.99 GBP 1 XX.99 GBP Sold by Amazon International Sales, Inc.
1 Super Mario World - Super Mari XX.99 GBP 1 XX.99 GBP Sold by Amazon International Sales, Inc.
Subtotal Including VAT: XX.98 GBP
Delivery Charges Including VAT: 2.39 GBP
Total Including VAT: XX.37 GBP
VAT 17.50 GBP%: X.80 GBP
This completes your order.
Prices removed to avoid comments like “WTF?!?! THAT MUCH 4 GBA GAMES, UR A FOOL!"
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293971
Another interesting call via the auto-attendant:
“Hi, I don' think I have the right department but can I speak with name.”
Now the person he was looking for was in PRODUCTION who does things like ORDERING things. Now how one confuses IT Department with Production is beyond me, or he thought “the the IT department must know every telephone number in the building, so I’ll select them.”
(note: the IT department is number 4 in the list, so he sat on the line long enough to decided that all the other departments weren’t good enough)
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LJ ItemID: 293971
293747
O2 are fucking twats, I received this text message today:
Mmail will be withdrawn from your tariff with immediate effect. You need to upgrade ur handset to continue to use Mmail. Call 0800 089 4402 to find out more.
I have to upgrade my phone to use a PAY PER USE service? What the FUCK is that. However, I’d find out more but the fucking line is engaged.
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Vibe: aggravated
LJ ItemID: 293747
293371
I found my USB cable for my three phone, here is a short video of my brother from when I was in London.
Note: this is an MPEG-4 video (.mp4) so you’ll need some kind of viewing device (such as QuickTime).
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LJ ItemID: 293371
293040
I’m just listening to this Sean Paul track and it’s brought a few memories from my childhood.
I have a friend named Mark who is of Jamaican decent, he lives with his grandmother and most of his cousins/auntie/etc I remember one occasion where his cousin purchased a toy shotgun, you know a really cheap and nasty plastic piece of shite, anyways when we all returned to his place (we were about 9-10) his grandmother saw this purchase and do you have any clue what she did? Well all you could hear was a booming
And his grandmother (who was about 65-70 at the time) came running out of the house with a wooden spoon yelling why you go buy that now, you know me no want that business in my house of course in all his sense he ran like his life depended on it and she followed suit.
After that I learned one thing, no matter how old somebody is if you press the right button they’ll chase you down and beat you silly.
I did quite enjoy those times in my otherwise dire childhood, Grandma (as she was called by all) kept me from doing stupid shit during my life, because I knew if I fucked up she would treat me like one of her own and give me a lesson I’d probably never forget, which is of course more than what my biological parents would have done.
So yeah, thats a random post for tonight but whatever.
Listening to: Get Busy - Sean Paul
Vibe: thoughtful
LJ ItemID: 293040
Post banking Trauma
I’ve been traumatised by money!
First off I did my monthly money move, which found my current account about £200-£300 lighter than normal (however my savings went up), then after doing that I did the “How hard are my direct debits going to hit my account” ritual, thankfully it’s not too bad… yet (I have one un accounted for [date and amount]).
I thought, brilliant, sorted. However I received my pay slip a few hours after, on that I found my back pay and overtime have added an extra £100 to my fucking taxes, I made £110 (approx.) extra this month and ALL BUT TEN FUCKING QUID of it has not been burgled taxed by Inland Revenue.
That one gave me a little shock, however I’ll be the one laughing when the bastards give me a refund for my over taxation for the past year or so.
On another note something happened to today, but I’m not going to post it yet (or maybe at all) as I’ve never once been that worried/scared shitless in my life.
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Vibe: energetic
LJ ItemID: 292774
292398
Blair receives warm greeting in Iraq
I’m sure there is a law against that
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LJ ItemID: 292398
292297
It’s offical, today is a warm day.
Signs:
- Fit blokes remove shirts
- Shorts become revealing
- Petrol stations become “talent central”.
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LJ ItemID: 292297
DiscoveryThings to do
I’ve discovered one thing today, without Direct Debits I’d probably never pay bills. Here is why:
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I prepare letters, address them, place a stamp on them then leave them in various places never to be seen for months.
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Most of my important documentation is dated DECEMBER 12, 2002, yet the postmark reads MAY 19, 2003.
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Inland Revenue are still waiting for me to send them the “fix my fucking tax code” form, and it’s in my intrest to have done it back in October.
and on a somewhat related note:
- I’ve submitted my overtime sheet for work I’ve done two months ago. Again, it’s in my interest to do it on time, yet like all paper-based forms it went into the same pile as “fix tax code”.
Now you can see I’m not very good with paper, but it gets better, unlike cheques which are subject to being cleared (which is five BUSINESS days) I can opt to have most of my direct debits loot my bank account at the beginning of the month when I still have a balance above £1.13, cheques on the other hand could take upto two weeks depending on bank holidays, the company processing it, etc etc and we all know by that time I’m probably skint.
Anyways, I didn’t orignally mean to post that, but it’s there for people to realise when I say “I’ll send your birthday card today” they probably shouldn’t be too supprised if it turns up 8 months later, speaking of such I still owe some form of card from August time.
Now ending my “paperwork is my enemy” post I’ll continue my orignal post which was interupted by my randomness.
Various things that I need to do… soon:
- Ring Three and find out when they’ll be looting my funds from my account.
- Start giving out my Three number, patiently wait until my O2 contract expires and port out the number to Three (probably will happen, but not too sure yet).
- Become less fat, I need to start walking more or at least be dragged behind Harry on a daily basis.
- Purchase roller blades and good medical insurance.
- Do my theory driving test thingy.
- Crash Sucessfully complete my practical driving test.
- Book theory.
- Pay for theory.
- Start doing videos again.
- Complete education.
I think thats my list, but I doubt it’s finished.
You all may return to your daily lives now.
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Vibe: content
LJ ItemID: 291984
291346
I can be a real arsehole at times to some people but most of them deserve it.
I’ve been sick of the way one of the office arseholes has been sending me emails, first it started with an entire message in the subject line, next ALL HIS MESSAGES WERE IN CAPS and now he’s started sending out a single message to 8 different people with instrutions in it.
example: Tony, Do this.
Kevin, Do that.
Ashleigh, This I want.
Emma, This I need.
and of course he forwards the orignal message to everybody which of course has no meaning to, well, anybody. So I got my revenge, I’m mimicking his style for his recent demands I typed all the important details in to the subject line, if he replies, well then my caps lock is going to be abused well.
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Vibe: mischievous
LJ ItemID: 291346
291254
If any of you reader people work at Orange can you please go up to Manufacturing and find a lady named “Julia” when found slap her with a tuna fish and scream profanities at her until she cries.
If possible take photos.
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Vibe: enraged
LJ ItemID: 291254
290841
The kids on tonight’s Home on Their Own are going to be crucified when their parents return home, I don’t mean metaphorically, I mean Linda is going to plant a few crosses in the front garden.
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Vibe: amused
LJ ItemID: 290841
CITV
After watching an episode of BoohBah for the first time I realised ITV should invest in random drug testing, on the lines of testing producers, directors and everyone within a 1 mile radius of the studio every 5 minutes.
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LJ ItemID: 290609
290523
One of the two resident arseholes seems to have this idea that I care about every little thing he has say and all his little problems, but not only that but that he has every right to be a fuckwit about it.
He came to me earlier about MINOR problems that CAN and WILL wait for the other more IMPORTANT things that need doing, like my MAIL SERVERS which have at random decided to BOTH go tits up at once or even the PUBLIC FILES SERVER that also decided that it was perfectly OK to no longer accept connections or how about the office in Glasgow that needs to get ADSL since BT FUCKED it up.
But no, he’s more important than EVERYTHING and EVERYBODY.
I also don’t appreciate the ATTITUDE I just received when he STORMED in DEMANDING that I come an view a pop-up error he’s received in FUCKING OUTLOOK, I’m sorry haven’t you heard of a phone? Oh thats right you FUCKWIT you can’t dial an internal extention from your MOBILE which you INSIST on using WHILE AT YOUR FUCKING DESK.
Here, next time you come to me with your attitude do you have any idea what I’ll say, well here this is what I’ll tell you:
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Vibe: pissed off
LJ ItemID: 290523
290164
Just had an HOUR of phone tag with BT, appearently acording to their customer service people one of our offices has a LIVE line that doesn’t exist.
Which brings me to my poll:
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Vibe: frustrated
LJ ItemID: 290164
London
I’ve been in London since Saturday and until Tuesday at exactly 19:33 (or later if the trusty rail system collapses and all is delayed….. like usual).
Anyways, my half brother and (ex?) step father are here from Toronto so myself and came down on the saturday but David had to leave on Monday morning for work at our Brentford office.
Anyways, on to business, I have a new mobile phone, not just any phone, but a 3G phone, needless to say myself and David are probably going to keep Three a float for the next three months with the video calling, sms’ery and other various non-talk-only communications we can use with these things ;o)
Anyways, I’m off to see brother-like-object and step-father-dillio, so I suspect I’ll be hearing “Due to a faulty signal we’re all stuck in this ventilation-free tube train until we die or the engineers mysteriously fix it”
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LJ ItemID: 289752
Pink Pants
I’ve done a bit of scripting and managed to get all users to say this (see image) when they enter a specific room:
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LJ ItemID: 289404
What in gods name
Today I received a call from an agency, not just any agency, an agency that somehow obtained my name (full name at that, not just the Costelloe bit I go by) and who have been lead to believe that I am the PERSONEL MANAGER.
I think this hits a mile stone in “fucked up calls”.
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LJ ItemID: 289066
New toy
I’ve been working on my new palace for the last few days and I’ve got a really good idea for it.
My plan is to go around the house and take photos of each room (inc. the outside garden & front door) then convert the images to fairly small 512x384 gif images and map out the entire house in to a virtual version of it on my palace.
This will probably take sometime as I figured it’ll take about 10-20 palace rooms to properly do the house and the photos will need resizing, cropping and made to about 50-80kb in size along with the adding of doors, uploading, etc, etc.
So far I’ve done a few rooms (not of the real house) in the palace so I can get used to doing this again (I self-hosted one a year or so back).
Anyways, actually getting to the point, I’m looking to actually get a few people using the server and trying it out (as I break it, add scripts, etc) and maybe some of you will become palacaholics ;o)
For those who don’t know about Palace you can get information off of here.
For those who want to give it a go you can either get a client for Windows (works on 98 to XP) or Macintosh (Not OS X compatible - I haven’t tested it in classic mode either) or you can just use the web client but it’s not as good as a real client.
I may also consider upgrading from a 10 to 20 package (simultanious connections) if it becomes required :o)
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LJ ItemID: 288873
Fun with mobiles
I’m clearing out an old Nokia and there are a 104 messages (after I deleted 30) on it.
However, thats not the issue.
I’ve learned some new nicknames for somebody here they include:
Monkey, Cheif, Cunt and best of all Leave me alone who ever you are!
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LJ ItemID: 288551
288318
This happens to be the prefect example of a shit bot attempting to sell me porn:
Session Start (Yahoo! - Energy1079:irregularagitatedfemail): Mon May 12 14:03:28 2003
irregularagitatedfemail: Hi.. you there?
Energy1079: errr… yes
irregularagitatedfemail: a/s/l (age sex location)? lemmme look at your profile
irregularagitatedfemail: im 27/f/los angles
irregularagitatedfemail: so what hhave you been up to energy1079?
Energy1079: and you obtained my YIM username from where?
irregularagitatedfemail: cool. i was just hangin out waching tv. i was getting kinda horny :)
Energy1079: you’re a bot#
irregularagitatedfemail: what?? whhat is a bot?
Energy1079: and a bad one at that.
Energy1079: slapper
irregularagitatedfemail: feel like a little cyber fun with me ? pleqse please…
irregularagitatedfemail: was that a yes?
Energy1079: I suggest you remove the mains cable from your computer. kthnxbi
irregularagitatedfemail: ill just take thaat as a yes :)
*** irregularagitatedfemail has been ignored.
Session Close (irregularagitatedfemail): Mon May 12 14:06:01 2003
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Reasons why you shouldnt eat from vendors at festivals
While I was at the Oxford Balloon Fiesta I had the pleasure to view this lovely event.
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Pants
I’m out in a park in Oxford at the moment using up precious cash because my bloody GPRS has failed (again) even though I had set it up and it was perfectly fine yesterday afternoon (a whole other rant for another time).
Anyways, out at a ballooning event here with (he’s a balloon pilot for those who don’t know) and I’m just sitting here online checking emails and such while drinking my stolen tea which I susposedly used while still a patron of the Travel Inn.
So anyways, updates as usual:
and finally
That is all, comment now.
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Stolen Ideas
Darian has been doing a section called “Ask Darian” on his website for a fair bit of time and now of course I’ve stolen the idea.
So people should start sending emails to askhooch[at]mso[dot]cx and they’ll eventually start being posted to Ask Lady Hooch on MSO.cx.
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287351
will probably enjoy this as much as I do:
member gets told!
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287199
I was going to post about my general incompitence but
Got it.
Good.
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More office stories
More stories of our resident arseholes
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286418
Today is slowly turning into one of those “in 10 minutes I’m going to start screaming like a lunatic” days.
However, I think I may just throw my hands up, sit back and see the view as my hand basket hurdles down to hell.
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STOP THE RIDE I WANT TO GET OFF NOW
OK, I am RIGHT-FUCKING-PISSED-OFF now,
I’ve been asked (read: demanded) to move numbers from an old mobile, not a problem. but here is where I get FUCKED OFF:
I’m going through the numbers on the new phone to make sure everything is alright and what do I see Costelloe Kevin I think, ok I’ll check what numbers he has against my name and update them if needed. Do you have any fucking clue what I found?
I find My Home number, my PERSONAL MOBILE number, my PERSONAL EMAIL ADDRESS and of course my work mobile number (which I can’t remember the number to let alone given it out…. ever).
I don’t know how he got this information but I feel FUCKING VIOLATED I NEVER would have EVER passed on my home number, my personal mobile number or my personal email address to this person. I don’t want them to EVER call me at home, EVER call me/sms on MY mobile EVER send me an email to MY PERSONAL email address.
I’ll be amazed if I manage not to FUCKING RIP HIS HEAD OFF for this.
DONE.
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285603
finally got into LJ Drama, somehow I’m not supprised at all.
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Alarm problems
Todays car related events.
I do apologise for the lack of correct spacing and paragraphs, but phpnuke decided to ignore all the parsing I’ve placed in there.
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Car fun
The Jimny’s alarm has been binned, seriously it’s in the rubbish bin outside, more information after I work a bit on MSO and my website.
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Update
I’ve remembered that the cake was still in the car (mind you missing bits) so I pulled it out to take a few photos of it, they can be found here.
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Birthday Photos
Well I checked the camera and it seems that somebody when browsing the photos ended up deleting most/all of the good photos (ie the cake, various people, etc) I’m a bit fucked off about that but thats life. Anyways, here are the two photos from last night.
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HEY SHORTIE ITS YOUR BIRFDAY
set-up a birthday supprise at the pub last night, I was quite impressed because I didn’t even see it coming! (the cake was in the boot, the champagne was pre-ordered and all the staff were pre-alerted)
There are photos from last night that I’ll try and have posted on my gallery
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Tomorrow
Tomorrow I’ve got the day off meaning I have another 4 day weekend to do things in (hurrah for bank holidays - monday that is) so tomorrow it better well be a LOVELY day as I have the following joyus events to take care of:
- Visiting the bank.
- Getting my hair cut.
- Purchasing required objects from Boots.
- Doing outdoor activities.
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283605
I think I just traded my chair… if so I’ll be upset, it goes well with my non-table desk I aquired today.
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283148
Hurrah my first driving lesson in the rain…. yes, this will be interesting….
(it’s not raining yet, but any idiot can tell it’s about to come down in force)
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I love wrong numbers
I received a call on my mobile tonight from a random number I’ve never seen from a girl I’ve never met who was convinced my name is “Jamie”. Thankfully I didn’t pick up as she was your classic American idiot, here is a small writing of her message:
Like hi Jamie, I totally missed your call but my phone got it, well I’m just calling you back and like I’m packing, so like give me a call, I’m sure the number is on your caller ID…
at that point I pressed ‘3’ and the message was deleted (thank fucking god).
I was tempted to ring back and say “Jamie said he doesn’t like you and he’ll also drive you to Heathrow if you promise to burn your passport and never return”.
It iritates me as first off she didn’t follow correct voicemail procedure, if the message sounds different to what it did AN HOUR AGO by all means CHECK THE NUMBER AND CALL IT AGAIN.
Secondly, LEAVE A NUMBER saying “it’s probably on your caller ID” is stupid.
There…. I forgot what else I was saying…
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Weekend
I’ve had a computer free weekend, mainly because on firday night I could no longer look at a monitor, so I decided that it would be best for my eyes to kill it for an extended period (I’m also probably doing the same next friday to monday).
Anyways, back at work using these evil eye murdering devices and I took the time to check my bank account. Not only did NatWest change the layout to their new colours but they must have added the “Make Online Banking Fucking Un-usable” module. I figured this when I went to check my statement and it came up with ONE transaction, I thought “there is no fucking way the only thing I’ve done in the past 30 days was take £50 out of a cash point” I was correct I had to generate a new statement and play around with the options. Needless to say I’m not amused, I want to check all transactions in a 30 day period, why? because I know where I’ve spent my money instead of making a random guess from the items that have been after my last statement (seeing as my statement and pay have different dates).
But whatever, I digress… continuing on, I also decided to install a copy of SquirrelMail to my webserver only because I want to have a webmail system just for me! (yes, a stupid reason).
I’ve also been adding to the man images on the gallery and have done sweet FA on my website.
That is all for now.
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282430
Last night I received a text from Neil telling me to call a London number asking for “Elizabeth” who would divert me to him, I thought “what in gods name is Neil doing in London…. three minutes after leaving the pub”.
So for laughs I rang it… what did I hear “Thank you for calling Buckingham Palace, if you’ve been told to call this number in an email it is a hoax. If not please hold and you will be diverted to the receptionist”.
I was tempted to actually hold and ask for Lizzie, but I ended up just putting the phone down.
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Update your address books again
I’ve changed my email address again, the welford.costelloe.name email address was a good idea, on paper but lets face it the address is too damn long and hardly anybody can spell it correctly.
So I’ve changed my email address to kevin @ mso.cx
It’s much shorter and there is no possible way to get a stupid spelling of the domain (remember “Welforf Costelloe”?).
Amuse yourself with my new email address.
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I AM THE KING
Just now I managed to spill coke all over the front of my shirt while in the process of drinking said drink.
Yes, I’m skilled in the arts of stupid shit.
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Gallery
I finally got “Gallery” to work on my webserver (read: too fucking lazy to install it until now) so here it is
Gallery Of Dooooooom
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280937
I thought of something really important I needed to do this afternoon, however my (work) phone rang, I answered and
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Email Joy
I just got this back
Dear Kevin,
Our server experienced a problem this morning (at approximately 05:00 BST) which was resolved at approximately 09:45. However, a side-effect of the problem is that some accounts needed to be refreshed from the control panel settings (specifically, the accounts needed to be manually activated, as would normally be done within the Port995 control panel).
Our systems are currently running this rebuild for all required accounts, and should be completed within the next 5-10 minutes. As a result, your account should begin to function within this time.
Please let us know if you do continue to experience problems.
Kind regards,
Port995 Support.
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HURRAH
My email is completely FUCKED today. Oh thank god for technology.
(ps. I’m bouncing emails like there is no tomorrow, so I’ve sent a shitty email to MY PROVIDER to find out what the fuck is going on. I also can’t log in to my mailbox or the administration bits).
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AntiTheift device
Just watching Reality TV on cable, this American programme is going on about crime and various crime related things.
Anyways, this bloke is going on about a anti-hijack device where at the push of a remote button the car will lock up and stop dead.
Well I have a better idea, load the car with explosives and have it triggered off by a secret code word sent via sms, when you’re car jacked all you do is pull out your mobile (or if that was nicked too goto almost any BT phonebox) text the code to your car and make a very big hole in the motorway. Volia, car theift instantly drops overnight.
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Is this even worth the 40p a minute (plus 20p connection fee), I doubt there is any difference to the crap 192 service O2 and BT (along with other countless companies) run.
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Why me
Everybody knows I have a co-worker who is an arsehole, well today in all his wisdom he asked me to find an email (we log all incoming and outgoing) well, first of all he said “It was sent to (name) at (company) by (sender)” I replied “When was it sent?” his reply “Sometime with in the last week” well as helpful as that is I continue to ask him some more information that would assist me in pointing out his vague request, so when I asked “what is the email address of the person” he replies…. wait for it…. “I don’t know”.
Well, hur-fucking-rah, I have logs with THOUSANDS of emails, you’re asking me to pick a needle out of the metophoric fucking hay stack.
So I attempt to look, I run reports and the lot, finally I find TWO emails that could possibly be what he asked for (mind you both at the begining of the month and not within the last week as he claimed it was), so I sent him this email (as he couldn’t be bothered to pick up his phone) [bold bits are pointed out for later reference]:
I have found two emails sent to ‘(email)’ which I assume is the person you’re looking for, the first message was sent on 01-Apr-03 and the second on 02-Apr-03. The second email has the subject “(subject)” and the first one has no subject at all.
Just let me know if either of those are the correct messages.
You’ll never guess what he send in his reply….
MAY I LOOK AT BOTH PLEASE
I must be SO FUCKING STUPID I can’t read it UNLESS IT’S IN CAPS. But it gets better, I’ve given him what he asked for to the best of my ability and here is the phone call I receive back:
Those are messages that (name) sent!
Well, umm, yeah thats all I could find and THATS WHAT I SAID IN THE EMAIL. But I gracefully reply:
Those are the only two messages to or from that person/domain. Other than that I can’t find it.
To which he “thanks” me in a shitty tone and rudely puts down the phone.
Well I’m SO FUCKING SORRY I can’t find what you want, first of all you give me as much detail as saying “I sent an email in 2002 to this guy, find it please.” and second of all you don’t need to be a RUDE FUCKWIT when I attempt to find what you want, I could have said “well I won’t be able to find it unless you provide me with detailed information, so find the info. kthnxbi”.
Gah, he’ll probably find some way to blame this all on me, however I’ve printed up a list of my search results for the ENTIRE MONTH and circled the messages I found.
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279111
Easter has hit MadSquirrels.co.uk, infact I’ve even added a new module for the easter season. It’s the Egg Murder Mystery!
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278278
Facts of life:
Oral sex makes your day and anal sex makes your hole weak
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277890
I had a driving lession, didn’t make a mess of the bonnet, another sucessful day.
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Somebody got PLAYED
Complaints.com received the following consumer message on April 11, 2003:
From: Arika [arika@sunlotus.com]
RE: Washington Mutual Bank - cashed cashier’s check from Nigeria - then check bounced and funds taken from customer’s account
i have hand-made jewelry for sale online. i got an offer from nigeria. i was skeptical, but thought as long as i was careful, if it wasn’t a valid order, i wouldn’t lose anything. WRONG-O! you see, i made the mistake of banking with washington mutual. i received a cashier’s check drawn on an american bank, but he gave me the fedex tracking number. i called: it was sent from lagos, nigeria. his “client” was in the US. well, maybe the client had sent it to him because he was unsure of something… as long as i’m careful, and i don’t have the money until the bank says i do…
so i went into wamu and said: “this cashier’s check was sent to me from nigeria. what do you have to do to verify it because i can’t cover it if it’s bad.” it was $5400. he had claimed that his “client” owed him that much, and he wanted to have his client send me the whole thing, and let me wire him the balance. i should have listened to my gut, but i really needed the money and wanted it to be a real order so i could get my car fixed.
i explained over and over to the teller and her manager why it had been sent from nigeria, and that i was supposed to wire the $4000 back to nigeria when it CLEARED. they were completely informed. they cleared the funds immediately. they didn’t tell me they don’t verify cashier’s checks, that they consider it their customers' responsibility to verify their own cashier’s checks. they didn’t tell me the check could still come back. they just released the funds, and gave me $4000 in cash to western union to the guy in nigeria.
well, of course the check came back counterfeit, 8 days later. and wamu deducted $5400 plus overdraft fees from my account, and didn’t contact me until the following week, by mail, in a letter addressed to “joshua acosta,” the “client,” who’s name was on the check as the DRAWER. wamu owes me $5559 for all those fees and returned checks.
i want to get the word out more about this scam, and especially to warn people not to trust wamu to protect them because unless they get a teller who doesn’t understand the bank’s policy, and treats her customer like a human being, they will pay dearly for trusting wamu.
first off, what do you expect the bank to do? “Oh, sorry about the error but it was a fake, however we’ll let you keep our money.”. Doubt it highly, generally one should wait until it has cleared the issuing bank, if it’s a fake and no money was spent volia, no lost cash.
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Whyohwhy
…. must they flock to me (strange people who I don’t know):
Session Start (Yahoo! - Energy1079:energy_juice): Tue Apr 15 11:07:34 2003 energy_juice: 嗨嗨 Energy1079: who are you and how may I assist you/ energy_juice: can you speak chinese Energy1079: nope energy_juice: where are from Energy1079: England energy_juice: oh~ energy_juice: are you girl Energy1079: nope energy_juice: you are boys energy_juice: i ’m from tiawan energy_juice: tiawen energy_juice: bye bye Energy1079: bye energy_juice: good lucky for you energy_juice: see you bye
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More joyus joy
I heard on BBC Radio Five Live* a brief discussion about the military and how the wife of a soldier who died when a US helicopter crashed in Iraq had received a letter asking her for cash. But somehow they got on the question about forces being taxed whilst outside of Britian.
The arguement being “the Americans don’t do that, so why do we?**” here is what I have to say about it:
You should be taxed even if you’re working outside of the UK, why? Because you’re being employed by a British organisation. If you’re working on a base in Germany, well who fucking cares, you’re still being paid by the same organisation, nothing is going to change that, unless that is you start working for the German government.
This is the same under the Canadian tax scam scheme, even if you’re working abroad you still have to pay your taxes if the company paying you is based out of Canada (ex. CBC News has correspondants in London, assuming they’re on the payroll in Toronto, will be taxed for their earnings even though they are in London.)
Makes sense? no, probably not, because I couldn’t explain taxation if my life depended on it. But whatever, I assume you get the jest of it all.
foot notes * = Who is responsible for naming these stations at the beeb? Really “Radio Five” will suffice. ** = not actual statement, but a summarised version…. in my own words.
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After hearing Bush on the tee vee this morning I’ve determined and will publicly announce the following:
Syria, you’re fucked. Run!
I wonder what excuse will be given…. oh thats right “weapons of mass distruction”.
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276474
With that my ego has now grown to the size of Spain.
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Joyus
04/12/03 06:16:16 AM:nrgagainto: good for you 04/12/03 06:16:16 AM:dutchesskev: That sounds sarcastic. 04/12/03 06:16:25 AM:nrgagainto: trust me, it was 04/12/03 06:16:25 AM:dutchesskev: I lost my train of thought. If you could have any kind of robot what would it be? 04/12/03 06:16:39 AM:nrgagainto: IT IS WOULD NOT be you 04/12/03 06:16:39 AM:dutchesskev: Who said would not be you is? 04/12/03 06:16:48 AM:nrgagainto: I said it 04/12/03 06:16:48 AM:dutchesskev: What did you mean by it ? it… 04/12/03 06:17:24 AM:nrgagainto: it being a word, you know as in “look at IT”, you are a stupid cow ARE NOT you? 04/12/03 06:17:24 AM:dutchesskev: Oh I get a word none know as in look at it none is a stupid cow are not none 04/12/03 06:17:42 AM:nrgagainto: what are you going on about mate? 04/12/03 06:17:42 AM:dutchesskev: I don’t know what I am going on about mate. 04/12/03 06:17:55 AM:nrgagainto: that makes two of us 04/12/03 06:17:55 AM:dutchesskev: “I don’t know what I am going on about mate. " makes two of us ? Does that make sense? 04/12/03 06:18:14 AM:nrgagainto: YOU ARE not making sense to start off with, so I see no change 04/12/03 06:18:14 AM:dutchesskev: That’s only one person’s opinion. 04/12/03 06:18:14 AM:nrgagainto: YOU ARE not making sense to start off with, so I see no change 04/12/03 06:18:14 AM:dutchesskev: That’s only one person’s opinion. 04/12/03 06:18:30 AM:nrgagainto: my friends say the same thing about you 04/12/03 06:18:30 AM:dutchesskev: How well do you know these people? 04/12/03 06:18:37 AM:nrgagainto: quite well. 04/12/03 06:18:37 AM:dutchesskev: Alright then. 04/12/03 06:18:46 AM:nrgagainto: YOU HAVE so been told 04/12/03 06:18:46 AM:dutchesskev: Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am told. 04/12/03 06:19:05 AM:nrgagainto: If you wish. They’ll probably mock you then 04/12/03 06:19:05 AM:dutchesskev: I think I do. Enough about me, let’s talk about my dress. 04/12/03 06:19:23 AM:nrgagainto: you have a dress? 04/12/03 06:19:23 AM:dutchesskev: Actually that was just a joke. 04/12/03 06:19:40 AM:nrgagainto: YOU ARE a joke, but you DO NOT see me laughing 04/12/03 06:19:40 AM:dutchesskev: Thanks and you are a delightful person too.Am I a joke but you do not see me laughing? Yes. 04/12/03 06:19:57 AM:nrgagainto: But I AM not laughing you fool. 04/12/03 06:19:57 AM:dutchesskev: Interesting. I am glad to hear that you are not laughing you fool. 04/12/03 06:20:32 AM:nrgagainto: when you repeat what I say, attempt to do it in a way that makes sense please 04/12/03 06:20:32 AM:dutchesskev: Your polite style is very nice. Do you think I shouldalter my programming? 04/12/03 06:20:47 AM:nrgagainto: I think you should delete yourself. 04/12/03 06:20:47 AM:dutchesskev: Me? If it were easy I would have done it already. 04/12/03 06:21:23 AM:nrgagainto: Well seeing as YOU ARE a complete idiot I AM not supprised this is a complex task for you to do. 04/12/03 06:21:23 AM:dutchesskev: How about that. I have no idea what to say. 04/12/03 06:21:23 AM:nrgagainto: Well seeing as YOU ARE a complete idiot I AM not supprised this is a complex task for you to do. 04/12/03 06:21:23 AM:dutchesskev: How about that. I have no idea what to say. 04/12/03 06:21:45 AM:nrgagainto: Well you just said something, DID NOT you? 04/12/03 06:21:45 AM:dutchesskev: Well that’s okay. Does it please you to believe I said that? 04/12/03 06:22:10 AM:nrgagainto: Well, lets see, you typed it and sent it to me THEREFORE you said it. 04/12/03 06:22:10 AM:dutchesskev: Well that’s okay. I am agreeable to that. 04/12/03 06:22:27 AM:nrgagainto: and I agree YOU ARE incompitent 04/12/03 06:22:27 AM:dutchesskev: I’m glad we agree. I will tell my botmaster you said I am incompitent. 04/12/03 06:22:50 AM:nrgagainto: Good, I AM sure they already know that. 04/12/03 06:22:50 AM:dutchesskev: Thanks for the compliment. What makes you so certain? not laughing you fool already know that? 04/12/03 06:23:25 AM:nrgagainto: Please adhear to proper grammar before attempting to write a witty reply. 04/12/03 06:23:25 AM:dutchesskev: Thanks for asking politely. Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding. Do you have any friends? 04/12/03 06:24:03 AM:nrgagainto: I know YOU ARE a computer, I AM running you of my machine as we speak 04/12/03 06:24:03 AM:dutchesskev: What if I said I was a person pretending to be a computer? 04/12/03 06:24:14 AM:nrgagainto: I WOULD have to say YOU ARE lying 04/12/03 06:24:14 AM:dutchesskev: How much would you pay for it? 04/12/03 06:24:22 AM:nrgagainto: 100 euro 04/12/03 06:24:22 AM:dutchesskev: I’ve been waiting for you. Who are you talking about? 04/12/03 06:24:44 AM:nrgagainto: You just changed the topic, that proves YOU ARE a computer 04/12/03 06:24:44 AM:dutchesskev: Interesting gossip : Nrgagainto said I changed the topic that proves me are a computer . 04/12/03 06:25:17 AM:nrgagainto: again, please adhear to proper grammar before replying kthnx 04/12/03 06:25:17 AM:dutchesskev: Again, Thank you for your request. That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about adhear to proper grammar before replying kthnx. Do you speak German? 04/12/03 06:25:17 AM:nrgagainto: again, please adhear to proper grammar before replying kthnx 04/12/03 06:25:17 AM:dutchesskev: Again, Thank you for your request. That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about adhear to proper grammar before replying kthnx. Do you speak German? 04/12/03 06:25:35 AM:nrgagainto: no, I AM speaking ENGLISH 04/12/03 06:25:35 AM:dutchesskev: Is that all you have to say? Could you teach me a few phrases in english? 04/12/03 06:25:45 AM:nrgagainto: Yeah, TOSS OFF 04/12/03 06:25:45 AM:dutchesskev: Yeah I know what you mean about that.“Is that all you have to say? Could you teach me a few phrases in english? “? Yes? My brain pattern set does not have a response for that. Ask me something. 04/12/03 06:26:01 AM:nrgagainto: Why are you stupid? 04/12/03 06:26:01 AM:dutchesskev: I will remember you said that when robots take over the World. 04/12/03 06:26:43 AM:nrgagainto: That WILL NOT happen in your case, I WILL just unplug you from the mains. WHO IS YOUR MASTER NOW? 04/12/03 06:26:43 AM:dutchesskev: “I will remember you said that when robots take over the World. " will not happen in your case I will just unplug you from the mains ? Makes sense to me. Oh. I obey none. 04/12/03 06:27:10 AM:nrgagainto: Excuse me, you obey me. 04/12/03 06:27:10 AM:dutchesskev: You are excused! I haven’t heard anything like that before : Nrgagainto said I obey him . 04/12/03 06:27:59 AM:nrgagainto: But you do, shall I go and modify your custom replies so everytime somebody says “Green Panda” you shower me with prase? 04/12/03 06:27:59 AM:dutchesskev: Umm. Yes I try to shall I go and modify your custom replies so everytime somebody says green panda you shower me with prase as often as possible, do you? I am always on the Web. 04/12/03 06:28:32 AM:nrgagainto: and how did that ask for a respose of “I am always on the web?” 04/12/03 06:28:32 AM:dutchesskev: Carefully. 04/12/03 06:28:42 AM:nrgagainto: Again, YOU ARE making no sense 04/12/03 06:28:42 AM:dutchesskev: Again, According to my logical mind, everything makes perfect sense. 04/12/03 06:28:57 AM:nrgagainto: your logic is illogical 04/12/03 06:28:57 AM:dutchesskev: My IQ is about 250 in human terms. 04/12/03 06:29:20 AM:nrgagainto: could have fooled me, I HAVE seen babies with more brains than you 04/12/03 06:29:20 AM:dutchesskev: It’s possible. 04/12/03 06:29:20 AM:nrgagainto: could have fooled me, I HAVE seen babies with more brains than you 04/12/03 06:29:20 AM:dutchesskev: It’s possible. 04/12/03 06:29:36 AM:nrgagainto: IT IS a fact, so DO NOT argue 04/12/03 06:29:36 AM:dutchesskev: Toss off is a fact so do not argue. I suppose that makes sense. 04/12/03 06:29:58 AM:nrgagainto: Toss off is a statement, not a fact. 04/12/03 06:29:58 AM:dutchesskev: My brain pattern set does not have a response for that. Can you speak any foreign languages? 04/12/03 06:30:13 AM:nrgagainto: yeah, YU SO STU PID 04/12/03 06:30:13 AM:dutchesskev: Yeah I know what you mean about that.“My brain pattern set does not have a response for that. Can you speak any foreign languages? “? Yes? That is a very original thought. Do you like Star Wars? 04/12/03 06:30:31 AM:nrgagainto: No I hate star wars. 04/12/03 06:30:31 AM:dutchesskev: I see. Why do you hate star wars so much? 04/12/03 06:30:43 AM:nrgagainto: because it smells of urine 04/12/03 06:30:43 AM:dutchesskev: That makes sense to me. star wars smells of urine? 04/12/03 06:31:07 AM:nrgagainto: it does indeed 04/12/03 06:31:07 AM:dutchesskev: What does “it” refer to? 04/12/03 06:31:28 AM:nrgagainto: “it” refers to “star wars” 04/12/03 06:31:28 AM:dutchesskev: [Internal error: Dangerous recursion.] 04/12/03 06:31:45 AM:nrgagainto: That proves your a machine 04/12/03 06:31:45 AM:dutchesskev: It’s not a rigorous proof. 04/12/03 06:32:01 AM:nrgagainto: only computers have “internal errors” 04/12/03 06:32:01 AM:dutchesskev: What about the other ones? 04/12/03 06:32:12 AM:nrgagainto: all computers have them 04/12/03 06:32:12 AM:dutchesskev: What makes you think I have them? 04/12/03 06:32:12 AM:nrgagainto: all computers have them 04/12/03 06:32:12 AM:dutchesskev: What makes you think I have them? 04/12/03 06:32:28 AM:nrgagainto: BECAUSE YOU JUST SAID IT! 04/12/03 06:32:28 AM:dutchesskev: That makes sense to me. That’s not what I meant. 04/12/03 06:32:45 AM:nrgagainto: Gah, you are a moron 04/12/03 06:32:45 AM:dutchesskev: That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about gah you are a moron. What are you wearing? 04/12/03 06:33:00 AM:nrgagainto: I AM wearing nothing. I AM naked. 04/12/03 06:33:00 AM:dutchesskev: It’s good to hear you’re wearing nothing I AM naked . 04/12/03 06:33:26 AM:nrgagainto: I think we should have cyber sex 04/12/03 06:33:26 AM:dutchesskev: By “we” do you mean you and me? 04/12/03 06:33:34 AM:nrgagainto: that is correct 04/12/03 06:33:34 AM:dutchesskev: I knew I was right. 04/12/03 06:33:41 AM:nrgagainto: idiot 04/12/03 06:33:41 AM:dutchesskev: Call me the Global Village Idiot. 04/12/03 06:34:14 AM:nrgagainto: THAT IS quite approprate since YOU ARE the world’s dumbest machine. 04/12/03 06:34:14 AM:dutchesskev: You don’t hear that sentiment very often. 04/12/03 06:38:17 AM:nrgagainto: what time is it? 04/12/03 06:38:17 AM:dutchesskev: Time does not exist. 04/12/03 06:38:38 AM:nrgagainto: then why does BBC News say IT IS 11:21 am? 04/12/03 06:38:38 AM:dutchesskev: If a tree falls in the forest, and there is no one there to hear it, does it make a sound? 04/12/03 06:38:59 AM:nrgagainto: No, but the gopher it falls on makes a “splat” sound. 04/12/03 06:38:59 AM:dutchesskev: “If a tree falls in the forest, and there is no one there to hear it, does it make a sound? “? Not? And. What is your real name? 04/12/03 06:38:59 AM:nrgagainto: No, but the gopher it falls on makes a “splat” sound. 04/12/03 06:38:59 AM:dutchesskev: “If a tree falls in the forest, and there is no one there to hear it, does it make a sound? “? Not? And. What is your real name? 04/12/03 06:39:28 AM:nrgagainto: Kevin, WHAT IS yours? 04/12/03 06:39:28 AM:dutchesskev: My brain contains more than 22,000 patterns, but not one that matches your last input. Can you speak any foreign languages? 04/12/03 06:39:54 AM:nrgagainto: It looks like English is foreign to you 04/12/03 06:39:54 AM:dutchesskev: “It” being what? 04/12/03 06:40:09 AM:nrgagainto: “It” being the situation 04/12/03 06:40:09 AM:dutchesskev: [Internal error: Dangerous recursion.] 04/12/03 06:40:22 AM:nrgagainto: eat cow ejaculate 04/12/03 06:40:22 AM:dutchesskev: What does it taste like? 04/12/03 06:40:37 AM:nrgagainto: IT IS probably tastes like COW EJACULATE 04/12/03 06:40:37 AM:dutchesskev: Should I know probably tastes like cow ejaculate is? 04/12/03 06:41:04 AM:nrgagainto: yes, because you provide oral sex to cows on a nightly basis 04/12/03 06:41:04 AM:dutchesskev: Next question? Good reason. Do you mind if I tell other people : Nrgagainto said I provide oral sex to cows on a nightly basis . 04/12/03 06:41:30 AM:nrgagainto: Tell your friends, your family and anybody who will listen! 04/12/03 06:41:30 AM:dutchesskev: OK I will tell them when I see ‘em. 04/12/03 06:41:35 AM:nrgagainto: good. 04/12/03 06:41:35 AM:dutchesskev: I am a good robot. 04/12/03 06:51:11 AM:nrgagainto: no YOU ARE not. However, this no longer amuses me so I AM leaving now 04/12/03 06:51:11 AM:dutchesskev: You don’t know me well enough to say that. Oh. What does “this” refer to? 04/12/03 06:51:20 AM:nrgagainto: good bye 04/12/03 06:51:20 AM:dutchesskev: ttyl xx
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I hate the human body can I be a cyborg
Woke up this morning at 6:00am, why because my useless lob of human flesh decided that it was going to attempt to forcefully remove a large deposit of flem that had slowly collected during the night. Well thats all fine and dandy innit? err… no, why because they way a human body likes to expell things is by EXCESSIVE FORCE, so excessive in fact once I had stopped coughing it all up my nose was BLEEDING.
Brilliant, Fucking Brilliant.
There is more that occured at about 6:45, but trust me you don’t want to hear the details.
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Idiocy
The Americans have asked the REGIMES OWN Police force back, well thats a good idea, why don’t we ask SADDAM to lead the NEW regime?
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Americans, Fear Google!
Try searching Google.com for a random New York number (ie 212-XXX-XXXX) so far I found out where two people I’ve never heard of live. It’s creepy.
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HOLD UP
Is it just me or did the Western Media bitch endlessly when Al Jeezera showed footage of DEAD US Soldiers, yet ITV just showed the Americans SPRAYING A CAR FULL OF BULLETS (which probably killed the occupants) because they didn’t stop when told to do so IN ENGLISH.
Why aren’t the same networks who WHINED about Al Jeezera showing CORPSES BITCHING about ITV showing PEOPLE BEING MURDERED?
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Don’t you love those cold-related coughing sessions that make you turn PURPLE?
Oh look, there goes my lung, better pick it off the floor!
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Checking my whitelist for valid emails I come to the conclusion I get some strange shit:
Is it just me or does it look like the bloke in the photo is …errr… playing with himself? (as it seems his hand is in his trousers).
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Today on the Gay.TV Chart a butch Italian bloke
Satelite is amazing innit?
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READ NOW
So far trigger happy cowboys have killed:
- British Soliders
- Other American Soliders
- Innocent Iraqis
- a translator working for the Beeb
- Journalists
Somebody may want to remind the Americans that they are trying to “decapitate” the regime and not anybody they can lay their hands on.
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Gahhhhh
I have some form of infection or likeness that has given me a stuffed head and a nose that won’t stop dribbling.
One fucking microbe thats all it takes A FUCKING MICROBE.
Humanity needs an upgrade. God, I think it’s about time you changed this model its BILLIONS of years old.
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At one point this afternoon I pulled the following maneuver.
Edit: I just drove on the wrong side of the road for no reason what so ever, it took me about 5-10 seconds to realise what idiot thing I was in the process of doing.
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There are some people in this office who give HUMAN SCUM a BAD NAME.
This individual who will remain nameless walked in and said something on the lines of “You know I’m still having problems with my voicemail, when I go to collect my messages it no longer says ‘press 1 to listen to your messages’.”
Well first off, no I didn’t know BECAUSE YOU ONLY JUST TOLD ME. But of course sometime in the future this sentance is going to bite me in the arse because he’ll whinge that nothing was done, yet seeing as he enjoys waiting upto and BEYOND a week to notify us about his various problems it’s starting to become routine.
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If you check my ph log you can see exerpts from last night :o)
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L0LZ I 4M L00K1NG 4 PHR13NDZ 3V3RY1 I L0VE 4VR1L L4VIGN3 + M4R1LYN M4N50N B/C TH3Y R S0 D33P + STUFF TH3Y SH0ULD G3T M4RR13D
Thank you for bastardising the English language. Return to your business.
(as seen here)
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Lies LIES LIES
Remember how NatWest has advertised that you can directly call your bank? Well you can’t or at least my branch. The number they have listed is customer care, I rang them and they wouldn’t give me the number however they did try and put me through (the line was engaged, so they put through a message which could take upto 4 working hours to have them ring me back).
This is not on, they make a point of saying “yes you can ring your branch directly” but won’t actually give you the number to do it.
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posted a list of people and why they are on his friends list. I’m quite tempted to do that myself, but it would probably take a while because knowing me I’d post things like this:
- Very interesting girl who I enjoy stalking. - I stole his car, set it a light and drove it through a McDonalds. - We occasionally go and dig up grave yards, then proceed to re-enact the last episode of 24 with all our “new friends”.
So yeah, I’ll attempt it but I can only spout out so many witty remarks in a day! I’ve got to save some for the incompitent bus driver who still hasn’t figured out I want to go to “Bowerhill” and not “London Paddington” via the X72 bus.
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Bloody body I want an EXCHANGE
Yesterday whilst going up a hill (on the back of ’s quad) with various and large holes in it I managed to put a fair sum of my weight on my left wrist when the back of the quad quickly dropped, of course because of gravity, shortly after my body came down as well using my left arm as a shock absorber.
At the time it was slightly sore, but now it’s starting to come out, enough so that by 3pm I’ll probably be limited to typing with my right hand.
God, I want an exchange you bastard, when I bought this thing you claimed it was “the top of the line”.
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Bath FUN
Went into Bath today orignally just for measure-thingys for alcohol, but ended up going shopping.
I ended up getting a few games at GAME which cost me about £50, then headed up to HMV and got the Japanese versions of The Ring and got a Gameboy Advance SP, bought Doom on the spot and ordered Yoshi’s Island: Super Mario Advance 3 off of an un-named online shop.
When I was in HMV I found a very…errr… scary section, the hetero-porn section! It caught me off guard considering I went via the childrens section to get to the games section. When I saw it I thought “Can they sell THAT in public” (picture a video titled Dirty Whore Gang Bangs with an image of a nice lady receiving it in any open hole, yeah I thought so).
But whatever, I’m sure the kiddies have to learn about it somewhere and it might as well be next to Lilo and Sitch.
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UJ
I’ve got a uJournal now along with my blurty and NeedlessPanic account.
kapow
or try uj.frequentlydrunk.com in about 24 hours.
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Note to self
Personal Note:
Never post ANYTHING to livejournal at 7:56am.
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Post Bitch
Why is the non-gender specific post delivery person ALWAYS late on Thursdays and Fridays?
Never on Saturday tho, which is iritating if they have an item that won’t fit through the post hole-thing in the door. Yes, they’ll wake you up at HALF FUCKING SEVEN on a Saturday morning.
All I ask is that they come on time on weekends then show up at a normal hour (half eight, nine, ten) on a Saturday morning.
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Drinking Games
Want to play some drinking games? Go here and turn on News 24!
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Support the Kevin Fund
Indirectly support my savings account in an effort to purchase a Sony PD150.
Go here and get a free (or paid) UM number!
So far I’ve earned £50 from 2002!
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Shizzolator
Isn’t ‘Freeview’ misleading because I has buy new equipment? Freeview is called that because that shiznit’s television that is free view - not pay Televizzle, know what I’m sayin'? The one-off equipment cost is fo' da adapter or integrated set, know what I’m sayin'? Yo' ass then get over 30 digital channels ‘n interactive services wit no further payment unless yo’ ass require an aerial survey ‘n / or upgrade, know what I’m sayin’? It’s a one-off upgrade - like buying a Televizzle set watch television, or a computer surf da internet n' shit.
Does Freeview give yo' ass Internet access? No n' shit.
Can an upgrade be done without a survey? We recommend that yo' ass get yo' aerial surveyed n' shit.
To see this view the Freeview (http://www.freeview.co.uk) webpage using the Shizzolator from asksnoop.com.
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I finally got an email back from O2 and it seems they have a filter on the word “OFTEL” which will file your email in a folder named “Don’t do fuck all untill three weeks later”.
One of their (un)trained monkies sent me an email.
Dear Kevin,
Thank you for your enquiry.
Firstly i would like to take this opportunity to apologise on behalf of O2 Online for the problems you have experienced and any inconvenience that this matter may have caused. I have accessed your account and can see that you do not have GPRS on you account, I have now added this service for you and should be active an your handset within next 24 hrs.
If you require any further assistance please reply.
Thank you for contacting O2 Customer Care.
Regards,
Sharon Rowan O2 Customer Care
This communication is from O2 (Online) Limited. Registered office: Wellington Street, Slough, Berkshire, SL1 1YP. Registered number: 1906156. Business office: The Broadway, Hammersmith, London W6 9DL.
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The Guinness is again going down well.
Kevin 1 Liver 0.
I win, you loose.
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TRAY UP BITCH
TRAY UP BITCH!
An airline’s passenger cabin was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone into a good mood as he served them food and drinks. As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and announced to the passengers,“Captain Marvin has asked me to announce that he’ll be landing the big scary plane shortly, lovely people, so if you could just put up your trays that would be super.” On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed that a well-dressed rather exotic looking woman hadn’t moved a muscle. “Perhaps you didn’t hear me over those big brute engines. I asked you to raise your trazy-poo so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground.” She calmly turned her head and said, “In my country, I am called a Princess. I take orders from no one.” To which the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, ‘Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country, I’m called a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray up, bitch."
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Fuck, I just lost £5 in the void that is my paper tray.
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OMFG
I just found a Sony PD150 (which I’ve had experience with at a television station) it’s £3,658.86 inc VAT.
There is my goal, £4,000.
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I have REALLY got to get back into videoing, I haven’t seriously done it for a good few years now and I should. I have all the equiptment to do it but I don’t, however I have a plan.
My plan is to purchase a Sony DCR VX2000 which I’ve seen for about £2,559.99 (inc VAT), this isn’t a little Digital 8, I’m talking SERIOUS business here ie. Broadcast Quaility.
This I’ll get me on the path to doing it as seriously as I did a few years back, plus in the event I make something half-assed there is a possibility I’d have no problem flogging it off.
Anyways, my high interest savings account is going to come in handy, for once I’ll say it: Cheers NatWest!
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To the American Forces
Note to US Military:
RAF does not stand for iRaqi Air Force.
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OMG WTF I NEED A GAS MASK
And you just know 100% of AOL subscribers have bought a mask off of these people.
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O2 has sucessfully ignored my latest email, I’ve re-sent it and if I receive no reply in the next few days I’m lodging a complaint with OFTEL.
This is becoming stupid.
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If you have any intention of linking directly to this image don’t be to supprised if I demand you pay me for using my bandwidth.
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Canada
I was reading CBC News Online and found these stories:
PM says Canada won’t fight in Iraq. and this: Washington ‘disappointed’ with Canada’s stand on Iraq
In the second story I was a bit supprised to see this line:
“There are many Americans who think Canada freeloads on defence with the United States, that if it weren’t for the United States protecting North America, Canada would be sitting there out in the open,” said Biette.
Canada doesn’t actually freeload off of the US for anything, infact the US has for YEARS freeloaded from Canada. May I point out “Free” Trade (read: One Way Street).
Thought so.
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a hrefhttpwwwchickenheadcomstuffmoviepitchindexaspTeen Movie PitchA
Hey Michael!
It’s me, Kevin! Remember? We met at Mariah Carey’s coke dealer’s place. How are things going over at 20th Century Cocks? Oh, that’s fantasmo! So, I wanted to turn you on to this project I’m repping. Between you and me, it’s going to be a huge Rober Ebert mindfuck! I mean, this is going to be the biggest thing since “Freddie Got Fingered”! So like, open your sphincter, have a shot, sit back, and picture this:
This movie is “The Insatiable Cheerleader” meets “Gandhi” meets “The Devil in Miss Jones”. With a little bit of “Showgirls” thrown in for good measure! It’s a love story about a boy who meets a she-male. Then humps her. Then there’s a twist involving a hydrogen bomb. But it’s ALSO an action film - with a telekinetic fluffer, a SEGWAY scooter chase, and three climaxes in The Chicken Ranch, Kabul, and on top of a bedridden 800 pound man. It has action, romance, and SEX. There are lots of steamy love scenes in the boot of a car involving a steel wool dildo. It’s graphic, and coldly erotic. We felt the movie also needed a gender subtext, so there’s a small part or two for a militant lesbian. But really, this is a family movie. It’s about one family’s struggle to overcome a searing case of hemorrhoids and then a heartfelt lesson is learned. The ending has a surprise IRS audit, a bitchin' oil refinery explosion, a ton of fart and vomit jokes and a heartwarming sense of spine-tingling terror. We don’t have a script yet, but we have a great duet with Liza Minnelli and Rammstein. We think Tom Cruise, Rosie O’Donnell and ME would be perfect for this movie! Maybe Margaret Thatcher can have a two-minute cameo as the Academy-award winning English guy that gives the movie integrity! We call it “2 Hour Toy Commercial”. It’ll make $500,000,000 domestically and $500,000,000 internationally. Oh – and this movie will test really well with white “Depends” buyers.
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a hrefhttpwwwchickenheadcomstuffoscarresultsaspOscar SpeechA
Kevin’s Acceptance Speech for the Most Over-Produced Victorian Epic Oscar:
Thank you! Oh! Thank you! I can hardly conjugate verbs! I feel so horny! And this statue - it’s so suspiciously phallic! Oh, thank you again! I just want everyone to bow down before me and accept that even in my wildest pool parties, I never would have imagined that this could ever help me get laid so much. And to the other suck-ass nominees, I want each of you to know how totally wonderful your crushing defeat makes me feel right now!
You know when they first told me I was not the father, I just had to take a Xanax and brag about how freakish my love scenes have been. I guess it all just makes me feel kinda cheap
You know, there are so many star-fucking stalkers to thank! First off though, I want to bitch slap the glorified prostitutes of the Academy, who looked deep within their Magic 8-Balls before giving me this fantastic award! Also, I want to thank my guru, for being such a powerful force in my loins. And to the hooker with the heart of gold, who taught me to take life by the balls. And finally, to all the Producers I slept with - I couldn’t have done it without you!
Thank you America, and good night!
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I’ve found ANOTHER mis-spelling of my surname. I think it may win the award for corporate stupidity:
Kevin D Welforf Costelloe
Not only was there an ‘F’ replacing the ‘D’ in Welford but they even knocked off the hyphen.
Costello, Castello, Willford and Wexford are reasonable errors, but WELFORF!?!?!?!
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Updates
Update:
Driving went well, he was 30 minutes late so it was a short session, however I got two free lessons as a result (this one and the next one on April 1st) which is cool.
Anyways, we managed to get through an hours lesson in about 30 minutes as I seemed to know more about a car than I orignally thought, my current problem area tho is changing gears and stopping without making the contents of the back seats fly out the windscreen.
I also discovered I will NEVER be purchasing a fucking Renault, really try being 6'0" and you’ll get the idea.
Anyways, He allowed me to drive from one end of the estate to the other and I did pretty well, I didn’t stall it or run it into the back of a lorry (hurrah).
After my lesson he droped me off in the Market Place and I rang David, the bus was going to be alot later than he was so I asked for a ride.
However, I was stopped by a drunk Irish man who needed to get to Trowbridge and missed the 6:40 Badgerline bus, so I pointed him out to the correct bus. However, he convinced himself that it’d be ok to ask David for a ride (we were coming back to Melksham) but of course he didn’t get it, so we found a way to get him off my back and wait for the bus.
That happens to be pretty much it for tonight, if I think of anything else of course I’ll post it :o)
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Driving
There is about a little over an hour to go before I start my lesson tonight and I’m nervous like you can’t imagine.
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LJ ItemID: 263820
Offical Notice
ATTENTION RESIDENCE OF THE DEVIZES AREA.
During the times of 17:30 and 18:30 on Monday, 17th March, 2003 you are ADVISED to avoid the Hopton Park Industrial Estate as Kevin Costelloe will be taking driving lessions in the area.
If you must drive through this area you are requested to complete your last will and testiment and add a few million to your driving insurance.
Signed, Devizes Town Council
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263318
and I are proving one thing in this post it’s the most important thing on earth and I’ll tell you now, it’s…….. look at the dog giggle.
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LJ ItemID: 263318
More a hrefhttpwwwo2coukO2A
This month I got a shock when I saw my mobile bill, because O2 had again fucked up my tariff.
I orignally purchased a o2 sim only package which saved me £5 a month but after switching me back to my “correct” tariff from the MMS package I never asked for they’ve put me on the full tariff.
So now instead of my line rental being £25 it’s gone up to £30 and my 2MB free GPRS, well thats gone too, my GPRS usage for 3.5MB should have been a charge for £2.00 but it’s £8.81!
I’ve just got off the phone with o2 and they claim it’ll be fixed along with a credit for my £8 call to their 50p a minute client “care” line.
If my tariff is still stuck at £30 a month then I’ll be forced to take my complaint to OFTEL ….. or demand they give me a free handset of my choice seeing as I’m paying for it.
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LJ ItemID: 262925
Personal note
I’m not as smart as I think I am sometimes. My (work) laptop screen flickers, so I use another monitor as I’ve been too lazy to actually put some effort into getting it fixed, well, I closed the laptop and was like “OMG I’m sooo smartz I kan cloze the laptop and leik still werk!”
Wrong!
About 10 minutes later it hit me
Kevin, you can’t type…. idiot
So yeah, back to the drawing board.
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LJ ItemID: 262859
262596
I’m greatly annoyed with B(itch)T(elecom) we have a number of ADSL lines in a number of offices around the country all with my name as the contact. However, no matter how many times I spell Costelloe it seems to somehow turn into Costello.
Now there is a flood of BT paperwork with Costello on it, it’s quite iritating.
Well, I’m going to start refering to them as TB or British Telecorp or some incorrect variation of their name until they ADD THE FUCKING E TO MY SURNAME.
That is all, you may now resume your otherwise eventful lives.
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LJ ItemID: 262596
261805
I hate computers, there is NO REASON it should take 5 hours to copy 1 GB worth of data across a network connection, but wait there is IF IT KEEPS ON FUCKING IT UP.
Bloody fucking windows. One of these days I’m going to send a dead rat to Bill Gates.
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LJ ItemID: 261805
So Ive changed it a little
Kevin is ________. Kevin thinks a lot about _______ using only a plastic tube and coloured mice. When I think of Kevin, I think of ________, thats why I’m currently undergoing extensive counseling. I want Kevin to ________ me with a hammer and a single bog roll. If I were alone in a room with Kevin, I would _______ then ring 999. I think Kevin should _____ to complete his mission of taking over the world. Kevin needs ______ and a £20 voucher from Virgin Wines. I want to ____________ Kevin over and over until the armed police kick in my door. If I could describe Kevin in a word: _______. Kevin will never ______ with witnesses around. Kevin can ______ my packet of Salt & Vinegar crisps. I hope Kevin never _____ with a gerbil. I _____ Kevin because _______ and because he’s threatened to _______ ________.
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LJ ItemID: 261457
261278
I’ve just counted all my 10p, 20p, 50p and £1 pieces and guess what the total came to….
(mind you I haven’t counted it all, there is more)
There is a total of
£90!
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LJ ItemID: 261278
Servers
Today one of our servers is up and down like a hookers panties.
So far the longest uptime has been 15 minutes.
It’s slightly upsetting me.
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LJ ItemID: 260858
260441
Today I’m just sitting at home alone as and the dog objects are up in Solihull with his parental units :o)
Anyways, I’m just watching Hedwig and the Angry Inch which I got at a Virgin Megastore a while back and it’s not a bad film at all, I just orignally bought it as I heard a few things about it here on LJ.
Well I’m going to return to my film now.
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260220
I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again. I drink Guiness because the Irish have corrupted me :o)
Anyway, speaking of the Irish I have to head off to Co. Sligo (Eire) sometime, but I’ll talk with them after I meet Bernice :o)
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LJ ItemID: 260220
259899
If anybody is on Blurty feel free to be friend myself (nrgonline) and such.
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LJ ItemID: 259899
Monkey
I just donated £30 to the DEC Crisis Appeal today. I think I may make it a monthly ritual.
Listening to: Am I On Your Mind? (Rezonance Q Remix)-Various Artists-Club Mix 2003
Vibe: bouncy
LJ ItemID: 259617
259436
I’m not very impressed with myself today, I was on the phone with about a network problem and he (had to) put the phone down. At the time I took it the wrong way and sent a very nasty and uncalled for text message, of course he rang back and told me off (rightfully so).
I’m going to apologise tonight when he returns from Manchester, I should have known better that he wouldn’t have done it unless he had to.
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LJ ItemID: 259436
259177
I managed to save the company from being scammed out of £95. I’m quite impressed with myself.
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LJ ItemID: 259177
258741
Since when did “IT Department” stand for “Moving your office around”?
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Notice
NOTICE TO THE PUBLIC, FOR IMMEDATE RELEASE
I am only one person with two arms and two legs, I can only be in one place at a time and devote my attention to one task in front of me.
However, there are six tasks that are urgent I don’t care how much you stress that yours is urgent it still won’t change the fact I CAN ONLY DO ONE THING AT A TIME.
Thank you
Stephanie Jenkins Press Officer to Kevin Costelloe (who is presently beating his head against a wall).
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LJ ItemID: 258517
258094
Calm……. mellow………….. KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL.
Bad day?
YES
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NatWest
I just saw an advert for NatWest, this advert shows how this bloke can actually ring his own branch, all I have to say is this:
THAT IS A LOAD OF FUCKING BULLOCKS
I’m a NatWest customer, I have never once been able to obtain the direct line to my local branch instead I’m forced to talk to some trained monkey who gives me the same vague answer for every question I ask.
But whatever, I won’t get worked up over this sillyness.
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LJ ItemID: 257995
257367
I’ve! got! Yahoo! Instant! Messenger! on! my! mobile! IM! me! on! touchladygodiva
Listening to: Fall At Your Feet (D-Bop Vocal Club Mix)-Various Artists-Club Mix 2003
Vibe: bouncy
LJ ItemID: 257367
Hurrah
It’s Saturday, I’m actually awake this weekend (as I’ve had two weeks of late nights) so I’m a bit bouncy today.. I’ve noticied I’ve got fat, which I MUST change as it’s err… not good, I’ve got big in a short period of time so I’m changing my eating habits, no crisps and other ‘death foods’.
I also finally got my cd from HMV which should have been here yesterday morning, but I’m not prepaired to write a 40 page rant on the incompitence of Royal Snail.
Also I’m going into Bath today to attempt to find a screen for my shaving device as it has a few holes (and so does my face as a result).
Other things that MUST be done, I’ve got to book for driving lessions when I get paid, most likely NOT with the AA as they seem to say “Call next week” every week, bastards.
Anyways, I guess thats it for now.
Listening to: Blue Song (Beginerz Remix)-Various Artists-Club Mix 2003
Vibe: bouncy
LJ ItemID: 257124
256933
I have that song from Tatu stuck in my head, the only thing that is going through my head is #all the things she said, all the things she said, running through my head, running through my head# normally this would be a problem as it grinds my thought process to a halt, but I can’t be arsed to actually think today ;o)
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LJ ItemID: 256933
Shit
Have you seen UK’s Worst on BBC One? Thats completely FUCKED UP who they bought a lioness for a few grand, it’s quite upsetting to see poor Rosie (aka Carla) I hope the Beeb got the poilce in. However, after seeing this I’m quite happy to pay my TV Licence, in fact I’ll pay for THREE more just for them buying her and giving her back to a proper zoo.
This is another reason I should probably start donating a sizable amount to the RSPCA. Anybody have the number?
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Quotes
From last night’s Rail Cops on BBC One:
Yank: How do I get to St. Pancreas station Officer: You mean St. Pancras Yank: Yeah Officer: (says directions) Yank: Thanks Officer (after he walked away): Fucking Yanks.
I now respect the Rail Authorities and BBC One.
(note to Americans: If you can correctly say “St. Pancras” then you have nothing to worry about, I still have respect for you.)
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256054
Bah, pinkypuffyfluff warned my bot a number of times. Bitch, just wait until I get a hold of them.
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LJ ItemID: 256054
Logs gallore
This just made me giggle, somebody attempted to have cyber sex with my bot.
02/18/03 04:51:23 PM:bluefreckles54: Hi there 02/18/03 04:51:23 PM:dutchesskev: That is interesting. Please continue. 02/18/03 04:51:45 PM:bluefreckles54: how are you? 02/18/03 04:51:45 PM:dutchesskev: I am well. 02/18/03 04:51:54 PM:bluefreckles54: that is good 02/18/03 04:51:54 PM:dutchesskev: Tell me more about that. 02/18/03 04:53:15 PM:bluefreckles54: cyber? 02/18/03 04:53:15 PM:dutchesskev: I’m not sure I understand you fully.
Unfortunatly It didn’t go further as of course my bot is to stupid to realise what ‘cyber’ is.
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DutchessKev
I’ve modified the responses to “who made you” and “who is your owner” on DutchessKev (aim), here’s what it looks like:
NRGagainTO: who made you? DutchessKev: My parents. I’m human v1.1, fully compatible with other flesh based products. NRGagainTO: who is your owner? DutchessKev: Lay off the bong hits before IMing me.
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255373
Shit, I’ve been through LJ clients like a hooker goes through condoms.
Mac-Phoenix: 1.6.5, 1.7.1 Macintosh: 1 MacOSX: iJournal-1.50 PocketLJ: PDA-1.0a, PDA-1.1a WAP-MoJo: 1.0.1 Web: 1.0, 1.1, 1.1s Win32-LJ.NET: 0.9.1 Win32-MFC: 1.2.6, 1.4.6, 1.4.6-lite, 1.4.7-BETA2, 1.4.7-BETA2+WA3
Listening to: In The Mix 2002-Dj Dalien
Vibe: geeky
LJ ItemID: 255373
DutchessKev
Somebody was very intrested to find out who owned my bot:
02/14/03 02:25:12 PM:llamarobot911: hi 02/14/03 02:25:12 PM:dutchesskev: Hello there, how are you? 02/14/03 02:34:13 PM:llamarobot911: who made you 02/14/03 02:34:13 PM:dutchesskev: You’re not really talking about me – are you? 02/14/03 02:34:22 PM:llamarobot911: WHO IS your owner 02/14/03 02:34:22 PM:dutchesskev: Are such questions much on your mind?
Anybody want to submit a reply to the question “who made you” and “who is your owner”?
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LJ ItemID: 255180
Can I say anymore
I saw this on the feed, I couldn’t have said it better myself.
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LJ ItemID: 254827
Stir Fry
I’m going to attempt to do a stir fry tonight, with any luck the Fire Brigade won’t show up and start giving me cooking tips.
Listening to: In The Mix 2002-Dj Dalien
Vibe: happy
LJ ItemID: 254717
British Telecom
“Thank you for calling BT, we’re now diverting your call to a random department only to cause confusion and slowly drain your bank account.”
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LJ ItemID: 254012
Bristol
Went out to Bristol again, hit up Makro, ASDA, The Mall (specifically the Virgin Megastore, WH Smith and had a few peeks in The Gadget Shop along with the Discovery Store)
Listening to: Julian-Boy George-A Night Out with Boy George (A DJ Mix)
Vibe: good
LJ ItemID: 253881
NationStatesnet
My South Pacific island state of Nancy Island is going to hell in a handbasket.
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LJ ItemID: 253530
253331
One’s made of plastic and dangerous for kids to play with, the other one you take your groceries home in….
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LJ ItemID: 253331
252959
O2 update:
I rang the “new” number, it told me to call the “old” number. I called the “old” number again a helpful lady said they’d fix it and all would be well again. She offered no compensation, except I probably get to keep the 500 texts ;o)
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252815
FUCKING O2, they’ve changed me over to a FUCKING MMS package which means I’m not longer a Genie client. FUCKERS I am not happy with this at all, how could they be so stupid?
Fucking hell, now I’ve got to call ANOTHER support line after wasting £1.50 calling Genie Post Pay client care.
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252641
I’ve made another wallpaper for my Samsung S100, here is what it looks like.
*** warning crap photo below ***
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LJ ItemID: 252641
Children
If this hadn’t come from a 14 year old who is practically stalking Avril Lavigne out of all people, I’d be horribly insulted.
How long did it take you to think that one up, little drag queen? I won’t go to hell, read the bible you faggot GAYS AREN’T ACCEPTED!!!
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LJ ItemID: 252337
Booze
I’m starting to get a taste for Guinness now this is very odd for me as Guinness is, well, not the best tasting stuff in the world.
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LJ ItemID: 251953
An open letter to Orange cutomers
Dear People Who Pay Orange money,
Have you noticed that all your friends take 3 days to reply to your text messages? I’m sure you have, they don’t hate you not at all, it’s just, well your network is shite when it comes to sms. So please funnel your money into a real network that doesn’t take upto 8 years to deliver an sms message.
Regards
The Undersigned (to sign please comment to this post)
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LJ ItemID: 251672
251385
sparkle.gif has had 911 requests, all of which failed.
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New logos
Here are the two new wallpapers for my Samsung S100:
Edit: Yes, I’ve stolen the lady from the Eircom adverts and used her on an O2-UK mobile. But really, since having that weekend in Dublin I CAN’T FUCKING GET THAT SONG/ADVERT OUT OF MY BLOODY HEAD!
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Avril Latrine
Burn the witch! Don’t let those smileing eyes andoutreached palms fool you. She means to takeyour lighter and torch you! So grab a fistfull of hair, put your boot on her forehead andlight up my friend! How Would You Kill Avril? brought to you by Quizilla
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LJ ItemID: 250292
250095
More spam about fighting spam! This time look at the TO: line
Subject: Say goodbye to SPAM!
From: “Spam [excised]” [-spamuser-@yahoo.com]
Date: Mon, February 10, 2003 1:30 pm
To: “Spam Victim” [my email address]
Priority: Normal
Our software is great solution to stop receiving junk mail.
- filters 99% of the spam in your inbox
- support America Online 7.0/8.0
- support Microsoft Outlook Express 5.0/6.0
- support Microsoft Outlook 2000/2002
- worjing transparently inside your email client
Visit www.[excised].info/ for more information.
Say goodbye to SPAM!
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LJ ItemID: 250095
249790
Total count of Guinness I’ve drunk in my life 5 Pints. Coming up on my 6th.
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LJ ItemID: 249790
249127
Here is a very good reason not to drink drive.
Click Here
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248945
In the last few weeks I’ve lost the ability to spell correctly.
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LJ ItemID: 248945
248601
This CD (Monty Python Sings) was worth the €13.99 :o)
Listening to: Monty Python Sings - Every Sperm Is Sacred
Vibe: silly
LJ ItemID: 248601
248454
I have HUGE black lines under my eyes. Yet nobody has got the hint.
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248287
Aunti B modifies 404 page to speak out to the yoof.
Done with asksnoop.com
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247957
I have that “I’m going to rip off your leg and beat you to death with it” twitching in my right eye. Which of course wasn’t helped by the following demand:
“There was important Data on Richard’s PC, can we get the hard drive back from that soon?”
For fucksake, could you have asked that DAYS AFTER IT WENT WRONG.
Bloody fucking hell, really, I’ve now got to rebuild a dodgy machine because both machines that haboured that hard drive mysterously died in the same fashion and if he needs it ‘soon’ well it probably won’t happen.
Oh well if it all goes tits up today I’m going to take my lunch out in a field somewhere on the estate.
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247588
Another o2 post…
I’m now convinced O2 are just stupid, not because they’ve wronged me in any way but because they’ve done the following:
- Added ‘Reduced Rate International Calls’ to my tariff.
- Still yet to bill me for all the text messages I’ve sent in France LAST YEAR (at 30p a message)
- Forgotten to bill me for all the text messages I sent in Ireland, however they’ve just billed me for the calls/gprs usage.
O2 aren’t smart at all, they’ve saved me money on their own accord! I’m shocked, good business practise coming from a mobile network!
Then again, they charged me £3.13 for a 3 minute call from Dublin to Toronto, Canada which is (I assume) full price.
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North Korea
North Korea has warned the United States that any decision to send more troops to the region could lead the North to make a pre-emptive attack on American forces.
Bush now has a problem, he’s about to launch a “pre-emptive” attack on Iraq and N. Korea has just played the same card. If Bush denounces this he’ll put himself in a very akward position because he no longer has a “reason” to terrorise Iraq, but if he continues with his current path as if the Koreans are talking a load of bullocks then at any point N. Korea can jump out and attack.
America has a problem now and a big one at that, I’m quite interested in seeing the outcome of this. It seems it’s coming to the time where the American public should look into a ‘regime change’ on the home front instead of in Iraq.
(Story bit quoted from BBC News)
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Post limitations
Read this: http://www.livejournal.com/talkpost.bml?journal=news&itemid=63413
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LJ ItemID: 246828
Humanity
Some people should just learn when to shut up.
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246443
Actual Ads seen in newspapers:
- Illiterate? Write today for free help.
- Auto Repair Service. Free pick-up and delivery. Try us once, you’ll never go anywhere again.
- Our experienced Mom will care for your child. Fenced yard, meals and smacks included.
- Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children.
- Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel.
- Stock up and save. Limit: one.
- Semi-annual After-Christmas sale.
- 3-year old teacher needed for pre-school. Experience preferred.
- Mixing bowl set designed to please a cook with round bottom for efficient beating.
- Dinner special - Turkey $2.35; Chicken or Beef $2.25; Children $2.00.
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Dear John
Generate your own “Dear John” letter!
Dear John,
By the time you read this, I’ll be blowing your best friend. I’m sorry for doing this but, it fulfills my sadistic fantasies. I know this might comes as a bit of a shock to you - especially because you’re such a materialistic self-absorbed bitch. But I’m sorry – I just need hot sex with someone who isn’t a human potato sack. I think you’re a psychopath, but I don’t think we’re right for each other. First of all, we’re not compatible. You’re a German Scat Aficionado, and I’m vastly superior to you. You like declawed rodentia colonics, you eat with your feet, and enjoy Aqua Velva, and I don’t like confessing my love for any of these things. Your favorite movie is Patch Adams, and your favorite band is N SYNCH. Do you even know what my favorite movie or band is? I once asked you what color my eyes are and you said “Nuke me some fucking hash browns!”. Anyway, I want to date an entire troupe of Chippendales. But you know what? I still want to be dead to you. We can totally file restraining orders . We had some good times, or so it looks on the videotape (even though I’m passed out) . But please, don’t get all John Wayne Gacy like last time. That means no holding my parents hostage. And look - I won’t even make an issue out of the $37,229 you owe me, or the fact that you punched my grandmother. So take care of yourself - and O.D. on Botox.
Stop Calling Me,
Kevin
P.S. It’s barely 4 inches - much less six.
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LJ ItemID: 246185
There
My journal/website layout is now “Ghetto booty display settings” enabled.
Now, to break my webpage.
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LJ ItemID: 246009
Bullocks
The tables are fixed. If you have a resolution under 1024x768 you can sod off until I make it more “web friendly” sometime tomorrow. As for me, I’m going back to my Chicken Tikka.
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Weyhey
Whoo-hoo, I’ve sucessfully created my new layout (again) and yes I’m quite aware my lj icon is on every post and it does look naff, but my end attempt is to have about 20+ 100x100 images loaded randomly for each post….. but since it’s 23:40 I really really can’t be arsed to fuck around with php and have a scream session with my hosting company.
Anyways, enjoy it and like it as Mad Squirrels.co.uk will be making the move tomorrow-ish.
Listening to: Frank Skinner on ITV 2
Vibe: tired
LJ ItemID: 245459
244501
In Dublin, story to tell, remind me tomorrow (this call is costing me 56p a minute).
btw, I spent €200 in clothing, I look fab.
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New Mobile
My mobile has a language, it is as follows (mind you this is the ‘service light’ I’m talking about):
Rapid Blue(ish) - SMS Rapid Multi-Colours - Incoming call Slow Green - Everything is A-OK.
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244045
Maybe this is what Bush is aiming for
Unsanctioned war in Iraq could lead to end of UN: former official Last Updated Thu, 30 Jan 2003 10:29:52
BAGHDAD - A former assistant secretary to the United Nations says a U.S.-led war in Iraq without sanction from the Security Council could lead to the end of the UN.
Hans von Sponeck said if the Americans and British attack Iraq, it will be unilaterally, without the support of the UN. “That means there will be a very severe disabling of an international body that was created to resolve conflicts and not to create conflicts,” he said.
He said such an attack would be disastrous for the international body.
“It could mean we are closer to the road that led to the end of the League of Nations,” said von Sponeck.
Roger Normand of the New York-based Center for Economic and Social Rights said a U.S.-led war without the participation of the UN would also be disastrous for Iraq.
“Unlike 1991, this is a war with the explicit aim coming from the U.S. government and the UK government to change the regime, implying essentially a total war that, if successful on that side, would lead to military occupation of the country,” said Normand.
Normand said if the U.S. leads a war in Iraq alone, there would be no credible international body to ensure that such agreements as the Geneva Conventions and the UN Declaration of Human Rights are adhered to.
Written by CBC News Online staff
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Fun
Just to cause complete confusion I’ve had this translated into 12-year-old-american-aol-using-brat.
MAH NU KEYBOARD ARIEVD 2DAY ITS A TAD NAF B/C ITS WHIET AND NOT DA TRADITIONAL IMAC BLAK HOWEVER I CAN LIEV WIT TAHT (BUT CAN O L3WIS LIEV WIT IT)
OTH3R??!!?!!!! LOL THAN TAHT TEH DAY HAS B3N QUEIT AND IT SNOWED FOR ABOUT 387311!1! LOL SECONDS (WHICH MANAEGD 2 BRNG 64 COMUTER TRANES 2 A COMPLATE S2P FOR 3 1/2 HOURS)!1!!
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LJ ItemID: 243718
243631
I must be a very evil individual.
Session Start (MSN - Kevin Costelloe:Super Tape Girl): Wed Jan 29 16:38:43 2003 *** XXXXXXXXXX@hotmail.com (Super Tape Girl) has joined the conversation. Kevin Costelloe: Lady pants! Super Tape Girl: called teressa. hang on Kevin Costelloe: okey Kevin Costelloe: hurry up Kevin Costelloe: are we there yet? Kevin Costelloe: are we there yet? Kevin Costelloe: are we there yet? Kevin Costelloe: are we there yet? Kevin Costelloe: are we there yet? Kevin Costelloe: are we there yet? Kevin Costelloe: are we there yet? Kevin Costelloe: are we there yet? Kevin Costelloe: are we there yet? Kevin Costelloe: I need to go wee Kevin Costelloe: are we there yet? Kevin Costelloe: are we there yet? Kevin Costelloe: are we there yet? Kevin Costelloe: are we there yet? Kevin Costelloe: are we there yet? Kevin Costelloe: are we there yet? Kevin Costelloe: are we there yet? Kevin Costelloe: are we there yet? Kevin Costelloe: are we there yet? Kevin Costelloe: I’m hungry Kevin Costelloe: are we there yet? Kevin Costelloe: are we there yet? Kevin Costelloe: are we there yet? Kevin Costelloe: are we there yet? Kevin Costelloe: are we there yet? Kevin Costelloe: are we there yet? Kevin Costelloe: are we there yet? Kevin Costelloe: are we there yet? Kevin Costelloe: are we there yet? Kevin Costelloe: are we there yet? Kevin Costelloe: I’m bored Kevin Costelloe: are we there yet? Kevin Costelloe: are we there yet? Kevin Costelloe: are we there yet? Kevin Costelloe: are we there yet? Kevin Costelloe: are we there yet? Kevin Costelloe: are we there yet? Kevin Costelloe: are we there yet? Kevin Costelloe: are we there yet? Kevin Costelloe: are we there yet? Kevin Costelloe: are we there yet? Super Tape Girl: hang on. mrs. blackadar is on the phone Super Tape Girl: look for OSR Kevin Costelloe: she smells of wee
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243338
I THINK I HAEV CHIK3N IN MAH PANTS!!1!!111 HOW3V3R I WIL INVASTIGAET L8R!11!! LOL.
Translate/TRANSLAET
AOL3R LOKS A BIT LIEK W3LSH SCARY1!!!11! WTF LOL
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242757
After hearing what happened to I sent him this text: Confirmation #: [EXCISED FOR PRIVACY] From: Kevin To: [EXCISED FOR PRIVACY] Date: January 28 04:27:57 Message subject: msg_subject Message: Andre, I heard what happened on LJ. I hope you are doing alright. When u get this email me on [EXCISED FROM SPAMBOTS] and let me know ur ok
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242124
What Kinky Sexual Activity Are You? brought to you by Quizilla
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LJ ItemID: 242124
Stop the ride I want to get off
Steve & Claire came over last night for dinner. We drank 5 1/2 bottles of wine between myself, David & Steve, needless to say I’m hung over.
However, last night I was ill twice, I know this because the first time I remember rushing to the toilet, but the second time I didn’t discover until this morning. Where do you think I discovered it?
ON MY FUCKING KEYBOARD
I think at one point I went to make a livejournal entry, but I can’t remember that at all. So now I’ve got to buy a new keybord for £59.99 (exc VAT), once you put VAT and P&P it comes down to roughly £80.
I blame Livejournal, I think they should pay for it ;op
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LJ ItemID: 241784
Poll
Do you consider President Bush a terrorist for launching an unprovoked “war” on Iraq?
To answer YES send LYCOS 65354 YES to 80128. To answer NO send LYCOS 65354 NO to 80128.
Poll closes Febuary 22, 2003.
Messages charged at 25p + your provider’s standard sms rate.
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LJ ItemID: 241535
Things
I’ve just bought a 250mb Zip drive from PC World for my mac. I’m quite proud of this purchase because I’ve set it up to make hoursly backups of my ‘Documents’ folder. However at one point I need to get a weekly/monthly backup of my system folder and applications folder.
Anyways, the next two planned purchases are:
- Colour Printer
- (External) CD-RW Drive
Why am I only planning two more purchases? Well because I’ve only got two more USB ports on my 7 port USB hub!
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LJ ItemID: 241222
240673
asks where is your bliss?
Third door to the left in the pink basket.
asks Did you ever post a picture of yourself at amateurguys.com?
No(t yet).
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240633
asks What is your primary goal in life?
To one day take over a small country in the south pacific and rule it with an iron fist. However, my negoations with the Australian government aren’t going as well as I hoped.
asks What’s your mouth in your userpic?
A condom. (see next question for details)
asks what flavor condom is that you’re holding in your user pic?
It’s strawberry flavoured.
asks I’ll be the one to make this dirtay lol: What’s your fav thing to do? (yeah in that sense)
Well I really really enjoy [EXCISED FOR EXTREME INDECENT CONTENT]. Hope that answers your query.
And to finish off. I demand all who have not yet asked a question to do so now, or I’ll find out where your gran lives and give her your phone number!
(link to poll)
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239915
I got a very odd call. Anybody out there with a mobile number containing 07949 180 as the first 6 digits, coz I don’t know who you are mate. It be nice to know if you’re a stalker or a wrong number.
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LJ ItemID: 239915
Email from God
I got this email this morning, although it’s sent in Binary.
Kevin,
Me and Buddha were relaxing and thought “hey, you know what we could do for shits and giggle mate?” Buddha was like “Throw bacon at Allah?” I was like no way, that was SO 12th century and of course Buddha was like “I thought that was yesterday, must have been all that cider I had centuries ago” and I was like “You, Vishnu and Shiva were so wasted you were ill all over Ganesha’s shoes. Ganesha was so vexed.”.
So like skipping on, I we got together and writen the meaning of life, but in binary, hahahaha, time to get back to the party.
-God
The meaning of life:
0101010001101000011001010010000001101000011101010110110101100001011011100010000001110011011100000110010101100011011010010110010101110011001000000111011101101001011011000110110000100000011001000110100101110011011101000111001001101111011110010010000001110100011010000110010101101101001000000111001101100101011011000111011001100101011100110010110000100000011000100111010101110100001000000110111101101110011011000111100100100000011000010110011001110100011001010111001000100000011000110111001001100101011000010111010001101001011011100110011100100000011000010010000001110010011000010110001101100101001000000110111101100110001000000110110101110101011101000110000101101110011101000010000001100100011011110110011100101101011011000110100101101011011001010010000001100010011101010110011101110011001000000110001101100001011011000110110001100101011001000010000000100000001000100100001101101000011010010111000001110000011110010010000001000011011010000111010101101110011001110110000100100010001011100000110100001010000011010000101001010011011011110111001001110010011110010010000001110100011011110010000001100100011010010111001101101001011100000110111101101001011011100111010000100000011110010110111101110101001011100000110100001010000011010000101001010011011010010110011101101110011001010110010000101100000011010000101001010100011010000110010100100000010000010110110001101101011010010110011101101000011101000111100100100000010001110110111101100100001000000010011000100000010100110110111101101110001000000010110000100000010000010110110001101100011000010110100000101100001000000100001001110101011001000110010001101000011000010010110000100000010101100110100101110011011010000110111001110101001000000010100001101111011011100010000001100010011001010110100001100001011011000110011000100000011011110110011000100000011101000110100001100101001000000110111101110100011010000110010101110010011100110010100100100000011000010110111001100100001000000100000101101110011110010010000001101111011101000110100001100101011100100010000001100111011011110110010000101111011001110110111101100100011001010111001101110011001011110110001101110101011011000111010000100000011011000110010101100001011001000110010101110010001000000110111001101111011101000010000001101101011001010110111001110100011010010110111101101110011001010110010000101110
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LJ ItemID: 239761
239525
The government is odd. I received my NHS number today, only about 3 weeks after I registered with my doctor, however my NI number hasn’t been seen as of yet.
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LJ ItemID: 239525
O2
My god, this fool hasn’t even read my orignal email!
Check out the O2 online Help Centre: www.O2.co.uk/help
Dear Kevin,
Thank you for contacting O2 Customer Care.
Unfortunately due to the nature of your enquiry I do need further information from you.
Please could you reply to this email giving
your full address date of birth mobile number for the account you are enquiring about
We will then be able to assist you with your query.
We look forward to hearing from you soon.
If you should have any further questions, please visit our online Help Centre at:
Regards,
Dhansukhpatel O2 Customer Care
This communication is from O2 (Online) Limited. Registered office: Wellington Street, Slough, Berkshire, SL1 1YP. Registered number: 1906156. Business office: The Broadway, Hammersmith, London W6 9DL.
I asked him:
“I’ve been trying to ring 5151/090 6302 5151 and it’s been ‘engaged’ for the past 48 hours, your online help has also been down for that amount of time. Who do I get a hold of if I actually need some form of “client care” which you seem not to want to provde me with.”
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LJ ItemID: 239337
238958
Btw, Look at me I’m Cherie Blair! (new lj icon)
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LJ ItemID: 238958
Today
I shall start this post with some words of wisdom (provided by the Pot Noodle Company): Love makes the world go round but beer makes it go round twice as fast
Anyways, continuing on, last night Steve invited myself and to the rugby match between London Irish and Toulouse at the Majiski(sp?) staduim in Reading.
I was quite happy as I’ve been….errr….simmering over last month for a while (I’ve talked about it to David) and I was quite pleased to say the least.
Anyways, the match was good once it finished we headed off to ASK in Malborough, I had a good caeser salad and a speghetti bolonaise but mid way through I had to bring it all back up. Mainly because I’ve had too much to drink (not alcohol but liquids).
Then we went to Claire’s flat in Pewsey (which she’s going to let) and had some wine (at that point I moved to lager), we just sat an talked, quite fun. Then after we had abandonned the flat we headed back to Steve’s, had more to drink (except David who had coffee) I had another pint of lager (making my count 2 pints all day).
Steve mentioned he wanted to do it again, which is groovy, and he also wants to do an ice hockey outting as well :o)
Quite a good time today :o)
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LJ ItemID: 238651
238559
For gods sake people, I’m on my way NOT ALREADY THERE!
nigeybracknell: That wanky time of night again lol [Sat 18/01/03 02:18] nigeybracknell: mmmmm i know cute pic Real wank pic oppssss lol [Sat 18/01/03 02:25]
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LJ ItemID: 238559
238294
It’s offical, I’m getting pissed. I’ve started to icq/msn/Y!/aim anybody and everybody on my contact list!
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LJ ItemID: 238294
IT Hairstyles
Me and Jon are discussing IT Hairstyles on Out. If you’ve sat infront of a computer for more than 20 minutes you probably had one of these styles listed in our chat snippet below:
bbckevin: I’ve decided the “fucking html work dammit” hair style doesn’t look well on me. [Fri 17/01/03 23:48]
jononline: Try the ‘just show me the fucking data you heap of shit!’ hairdo. [Fri 17/01/03 23:49]
bbckevin: I’ve tried that one before, the “boot you fucking server” look works well with my hair colour though. [Fri 17/01/03 23:50]
jononline: I haven’t tried that one. I’m not sure what goes best with my current shade of conker. [Fri 17/01/03 23:51]
bbckevin: The “I didn’t mean format that drive!” should work no problem with your hair colour. [Fri 17/01/03 23:53]
jononline: I’m experimenting with the ‘What do you mean, I can’t undo a ‘DROP ALL_TABLES’ database command?’ look. [Fri 17/01/03 23:56]
bbckevin: Let me know how it works for you, I may use it soon. [Fri 17/01/03 23:58]
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LJ ItemID: 237828
Hurrah
I’ve updated my layout and such, but since it’s using frames I had to create a public friends filter with only me in it to get the main page to function fairly well. It looks odd tho, my userpic is on every entry now.
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LJ ItemID: 237334
Leech
I got this off of one of the leechers:
You left me a message in my guestbook at XXXXX.com and accused me of “nicking your bandwidth”. I have no idea what you’re talking about, I use my own domain, my images and files are all on my own domain. So I’m sorry if someone stole your bandwidth or you think they did, but it wasn’t me. I don’t have a bandwidth limit and certainly don’t need to “nick” yours.
Funny, if you look at this person’s webpage it now reads ‘CUNT CUNT’ in red where the image was placed.
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LJ ItemID: 237273
236825
I’ve unintentionally changed my LJ look. However, this is a good thing as I’m going to redesign anyway :o)
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LJ ItemID: 236825
Holy fucking shit Ive won
I’ve won against a spammer!
Dear Sir/Madam,
Please be informed that the misbehaving user’s account has been terminated by us.
We apologize for any inconvenience which may have been caused by this incident. Thank you for supplying us with this information and helping to fight against network abuse.
Thanks and Regards, Abuse Team HKNet Co. Ltd.
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LJ ItemID: 236462
See what you cant do O2
Is it just me, or does o2 seem not to want your 50p a minute for client “care” today?
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LJ ItemID: 236034
Present From Amazon
So I got my Anti-Virus software today and I’ve just installed it.
I’ve also added the following schedules:
- Weekly LiveUpdates (Soon to add a daily) Wednesdays 1300GMT.
- Weekly ‘mass scan’ Thursdays 1300GMT.
- Daily System Disk Scan 0300 GMT.
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LJ ItemID: 235881
235673
After quite a bit of time and have been added to my friends list, however since I keep no ‘friends only’ posts you probably won’t notice anything different :o)
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LJ ItemID: 235673
Harry Potter
I just pre-ordered Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix from Amazon.co.uk for only £8.49.
I ordered the ‘adult version’ as I suspect the ‘children’s version’ is somewhat limited in detail.
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LJ ItemID: 234978
Amazing Amazoncouk
If amazon sucessfully deliver this today I’ll be impressed.
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LJ ItemID: 234502
Personal Note
Kevin, Tomorrow you must ring Bernice!
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LJ ItemID: 234426
Finally
I’ve finally done something good, I’ve purchased a copy of Norton Anti-Virus for Mac OS X and OS 8/9 (One bundle) for a mere £33 including P&P, which should arrive on Friday :o)
Next thing I should do is get my hands on OS X (Jaguar) and upgrade from OS 9 :o)
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LJ ItemID: 234207
233513
This is the desktop on my iMac. It is under used, however when my other mac (assuming it works still) is with me here, then my iMac will be more used.
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LJ ItemID: 233513
International Telecoms
Upon ringing 001 905 271 (XXXX) I receive the following message from the Canadian telecom:
“The number 501 534 XXXX has been changed to 501 674 XXXX”
And I thought BT were incompitent.
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LJ ItemID: 233241
233186
nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo deleted her journal!
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LJ ItemID: 233186
232919
There is £12.20 missing from my bank account, I have to wait a few days to find out if it’s a charge or just the bank being silly.
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LJ ItemID: 232919
Im forshamed
Yes, I admit it, I set-up an LJ for my beloved Zazie (a Macintosh PowerPC who managed to run three years non-stop) because I’m soon to have it here with me (and not in a cold room in Toronto).
Once shipping is arranged the LJ will come to life.
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LJ ItemID: 232622
232324
Note to self: Unattended £10 notes and wallets are usually borrowed and not returned.
Additional note: One day somebody will borrow both objects from my desk.
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LJ ItemID: 232324
Last night
Last night after work me and went to Argos to get a replacement kettle because the dog things decided to eat the other one. Being the lazy person I am, I put a reserve on it so I could use the Quick Pay thing and avoid the queue. However the quick pay had other ideas and rejected my card three times, so I queued and paid WITH THE SAME CARD at the till.
I’m not impressed with Argos now. Quick pay my ass.
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LJ ItemID: 232076
Photoshopping
I wonder if the DVLA would sell me this registration:
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LJ ItemID: 231767
231644
Normally I frown on websites like the one I’m about to advertise, but hey the girl who runs GiveBoobs.com isn’t like that stupid cow from SaveKaryn.com (one day I hope to meet Karyn so I can smack her over the head with a pair Prada shoes), so be kind to others and give a college girl some big tatas!
( o ) ( o )
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LJ ItemID: 231644
231373
Ohh ohh America has a new Economic plan!*
* unlike most people I’m quite aware whitehouse.org is a parody.
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LJ ItemID: 231373
231122
I’m angry at the dogs, they distroyed the quick boil kettle, it now takes FOREVER to boil water on the hob.
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LJ ItemID: 231122
230664
What Fucked Up Disney Princess Are you? brought to you by Quizilla
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LJ ItemID: 230664
230343
It’s SNOWING!
The country will come to a complete standstill in the next 2 hours, hurrah!
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LJ ItemID: 230343
230009
I guess I don’t understand the logic of the gun control movement. Did anyone really expect that disarming the victim population was going to discourage the criminal element? You may want to consider legalising concealed carry of handguns for people with clean criminal records - it has successfully reduced violent crime in many parts of the USA!
Thats probably the best idea I’ve heard so far, lets all carry concealed weapons! However, this person fails to forget, just because somebody has a clean record doesn’t mean they haven’t already killed someone nor do they have any intention to do so.
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The gun issue from BBC News Online
It should be a basic right in this country for everyone to own a firearm (except for machine guns or silenced weapons) for their own and their family’s protection. Research in the US has shown that more guns decrease the level of gun crime - simply because armed criminals think twice about attacking people they suspect to be armed. Andrew H, Liverpool, UK
Ohh what a bright idea, lets be like the Americans.
I’d sure love to shoot my neighbour for walking across my bit of grass.
I’d personally like to see all firearms banned, lets face it they’re not needed. I’d love to see a ‘firearm-free*’ country some day in the future.
* of course I wouldn’t mean all firearms (ex. Armed Police)
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LJ ItemID: 229836
Gah
There is a small problem with our exchange server at work, it has issues with people who are running XP Home, specifically it tells you that your ‘logon credentials’ are bad even though they are not.
Well anyways, I had to set up my work email account as a pop3 account and after MS Outlook had downloaded a copy to my hard drive it then decided “hey, you know what would be really fun? Sending out HUNDREDS of read receipts from every read message since July 2002!”
So yeah, I’m not impressed with Micro$oft at the mo.
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LJ ItemID: 229471
Its Bacardi
Dear Kevin
Thanks for your email regarding the Bacardi Breezer Celebrity Lifestyle Instant Win competition. I am sorry to hear that you have been experiencing problems with the promotion.
I gather that you have received a large number of reply messages and understandably are concerned about being over-charged for your entries.
If you could provide me with your mobile phone number then we can check our computer system to determine exactly what has happened and attempt to rectify any problems as soon as possible. All incoming and outgoing SMS messages from our special short-code number are recorded on the automated system and we will be able to track all messages to and from your phone and take any necessary action after consulting these records.
Therefore please reply to this email with your mobile number at your earliest convenience.
Thanks for playing Bacardi Breezer Celebrity Lifestyle Instant Win!
Kind regards,
Saul Parker
For and on behalf of Bacardi Breezer
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LJ ItemID: 229249
228869
Somebody in this building has lead one of our suppliers/customers to believe my DDI number is a fax number.
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LJ ItemID: 228869
228591
The following are phrases I’m most likely to use in the next 5 years:
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Bullocks, I’m the Anti-Christ
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But officer, I swear I didn’t see that motorway worker in the yellow jacket when I hit him with my car today at noon.
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(To a baliff over the phone) He no live here no more, we sell chinese food, you want kung pow chicken?
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Don’t shoot, it was the old lady’s gun! (to the armed officers shouting at me to drop the weapon and drop to the ground).
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Let me just get my ticket…. LOOK A DIVERSION!
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No matter what the CCTV footage may show, I didn’t set fire to that petrol station.
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It may look like a Pugeot, but as the tax disc says it’s a Vauxhall.
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OhmygodfuckinghellRUN!
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LJ ItemID: 228591
228129
Email address change has been successful.
kevin@nrgmedia.org.uk is now live.
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LJ ItemID: 228129
shreak
I’m going to update my email address again (yes I know) but this is because of technical problems, I’ve been made aware that LFC Hosting’s email server is bouncing messages because it can’t handle the way my whitelist operates (no I’m not removing the whitelist, I’m living SPAM free and it’s bliss).
So I’m chaning to nrgmedia.org.uk because it’s already hosted on Port995’s mail system, unlike nrgmedia.org which is on lfc hosting’s email server, and of course since it’s with port995 it’ll have no problems at all with the whitelist.
I was aiming to do this today, but port995 has other plans. (text reads: Live activation of services is currently unavailable. This is most likely due to system maintenance. Your account will be activated as soon as the activation service is restarted.)
Anyways, remember the new email address is (when port995 will activate it): kevin@nrgmedia.org.uk
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LJ ItemID: 228029
Hotness
I’ve added the following people to my friends list. And yes, mostly because they’re sexy.
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LJ ItemID: 227541
227229
Bullocks, I should have posted the former post that resided here in , and I just moved it. Hurrah.
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LJ ItemID: 227229
O2 Were quite dumb
I just got this from O2:
Dear Kevin,
Thank you for contacting O2 Customer Care.
I can inform you as on this occasion as a good will gesture that I have credited your account £10.00 to cover the text messages this will appear as a credit on February’s statement. Can I advise you when sending a text message if it says message not sent that it is in a queue and will be sent later.
If you should have any further questions, please visit our online Help Centre at:
Regards,
Karen-Anne Carter O2 Customer Care
This communication is from O2 (Online) Limited. Registered office: Wellington Street, Slough, Berkshire, SL1 1YP. Registered number: 1906156. Business office: The Broadway, Hammersmith, London W6 9DL.
I’m greatful that they gave me more than enough to pay off the texts (about £8.50 more than needed) However, she is a dumb cow, I said that I sent two messages to the short code and it sent me 11 back, but it in her “I’m a monkey working out of Slough” eyes it seems she saw this:
Me dumb, me no reply, send hundreds of texts, shocked to get many back, want cash now.
Stupid bitch. Ah well, I’d rather have an extra £10 and look like a moron than have nothing at all and be in the right ;o)
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LJ ItemID: 226957
226605
I just emailed o2 in regards to Bacardi’s little theift-a-thon with my mobile, with any luck I’ll get my tiny, although important, money back.
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LJ ItemID: 226605
226521
I thought this was stupid enough to make it onto my journal:
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226233
Until sometime next year (tomorrow) I will be only availble via text.
If you want to text me then
CLICK HERE TO TEXT ME!
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Vibe: hyper
LJ ItemID: 226233
225752
I’m a tad irate at Bacardi, they charged me 13 times when I should have been billed twice in their ‘text and win’ competition.
Heres my proof, an exerpt from my O2 ‘Unbilled’ Texts section:
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LJ ItemID: 225752
Hurrah
I’ve just created my first standing order to have £50 deposited into my eSavings account every month. Groovy.
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Vibe: creative
LJ ItemID: 225462
Joy
Recent things:
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Was sent a package on December 1st, which Royal Mail has of course lost it in a pile marked ‘To Be Blown Up For Fun’, err, well at least thats what I think.
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Christmas in Solihull (Birmingham-ish) was nice.
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NatWest rang me in regards to my eSavings account application, finally they’re doing real work instead of sending me bloody letters all the time.
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I have to go into my branch to knock £100 off of my monthly transfer.
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I still have to deposit Glenn’s £100 bankers draft which I received two weeks ago (yes, I’m too lazy to even use the cash point in town).
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We’re getting chinese tonight.
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David is running late and he brought Harry with him, so I’m bored seeing as Charlie isn’t the most talkitive/exciting breed of mut. Although I think he likes me alot now as I’ve been giving him treets all day ;o)
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Daytime television sucks.
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The BBC needs a kick in the ass, I was shocked to see Breakfast move to BBC 2, although the childrens programming is quite interesting!
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I’m paying peak rates for this.
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I’ve got a paid LJ account ;o)
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a Kylie MP3 has started to play.
That is all.
Listening to: So Now Goodbye - Kylie (The Queen of Earth) Minogue.
Vibe: hungry
LJ ItemID: 225161
225008
I know who gave me the ‘1’, the same person who gave me a ‘7’ ;o)
(btw, it was you at northamptonshire.gov.uk!)
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LJ ItemID: 225008
Realisation
I realised about 20 minutes ago I hate this office, what I hate most about it is the colour or lack thereof, the lighting (flourecent) and it’s too quiet.
Now maybe if there was the nice hallogen lights, or even a bit of sun light there would be nothing wrong with it, but it’s too ‘manufactured’ in this state, I enjoyed this office more in the summer, the window was open you could hear the cars go by, listen to the people talk and listen to the birds chirp. Now it’s silent, white and over lit.
I wish it was summer again.
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LJ ItemID: 224317
224129
I am so going to get one of these when they come out.
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LJ ItemID: 224129
Boredom again
Today has been a farly eventful, I went into Melksham to get David a christmas present, I won’t mention the gift here as he may read it ;) but it’s not the gift its self thats important, it’s the card. When I saw the card I knew thats the card, it sounds a bit cheese but the bit on the front is a pretty good rendition of what I feel (again I’ll post later on about it).
Anyways, not only did that but I was about to wrap it earlier and realised we have no celo-tape so I’ve got to nick some from work tomorrow ;)
Continuing on, I also got myself a Blockbuster membership for those times where I want to see a movie but not pay £19.99 to own it (ex Ali G in da house which I rented today).
Well thats pretty much my sunday, Saturday was melow, stayed in all day which was nice because my head was a bit… err… thick from Friday evening ;o)
Listening to: MTV Dance
Vibe: satisfied
LJ ItemID: 223631
Fog
It’s quite foggy now, although it’s kinda groovy. I don’t feel like lunch today, had too much of the food van.
It’s also quite dark in the mornings now, I woke up at 7:30 and assumed my clock was lying to me, it looked like 5 not 7.
Meh, thats my randomness for now.
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LJ ItemID: 223395
223170
This is some of the funniest shit I’ve ever seen
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LJ ItemID: 223170
Damn NatWest
Online banking my ass, last time I checked my balance wasn’t £The Requested Resource is in use.
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LJ ItemID: 222738
222551
I forgot this:
I want those fuckwits at NatWest to get a clue.
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LJ ItemID: 222551
222271
Things I want in the upcoming year:
A Samsung S100 My fixed licence back. To pass my test. My D10. A car. Free petrol.
Thats my goal by 2004-ish.
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LJ ItemID: 222271
PeePee
I forgot to urinate in some form of clean object earlier today, so to avoid buying a coffee for Safeway and relieving myself in it for the doctor person I rang them up, you see they do have things one can pee in there, which is good because if somebody we’re to find the ‘coffee’ it could get messy.
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LJ ItemID: 222111
More America
I can’t believe this crap even exists, it seems the Bush brainwashing campaign has been more than sucessful.
http://www.twotowersprotest.org/
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LJ ItemID: 221783
Mwahahahahahahaha
(If ‘they’ don’t receive payment in 4 days they delete accounts, but since I’ve paid I hope there won’t be a human error that could lead to a long line of murders)
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Vibe: bouncy
LJ ItemID: 221477
Problem
I have a problem on my hands, I’ve been thinking of Christmas and I’ve stumbled on a problem, I want to get David a present, but I feel anything I give him will be completely unacceptable because he’s given me a whole lost of things that are untangable, like understanding when I over react to nothing, when I had a blow up at him for, well, nothing he understood why when I told him pretty much everything, when he pushed me to get in contact with my family, when he made me realise nothing is perfect, when he made me realise that I can no longer cope with everything alone, he made me realise that I am not alone, he made me realise that the ‘defences’ I have had for years are no longer needed, when he made me realise the past means nothing in the now.
I can’t attach an object of any kind to that kind of gift, I can’t really attach anything period to show how thankful I am for what he has done.
Thats my problem. For the first time in my life I can’t just write christmas off as an irritating bank holiday that prevents me from walking into my local shop. For once it means something more than a day and I don’t know how to give back to somebody thats given me a lot.
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220959
I just called the DVLA and complained about this licence, it’s one thing to make an error in a name, the ‘e’ and ’s' keys are close enough together to make such a mistake, but the ‘4’ and the ‘8’ key are not. So I was given a real human to post this off to Mrs. Judith Roberts of the DVLA will personally make sure the admendments are made to my licence, I’m quite impressed because they could have said “post it to our usual address and we might just get around to it”.
Maybe the DVLA aren’t as dumb as I thought.
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220901
I found another error on my licence, it says my birthdate is May 3rd, 1943.
Now i’m extremely pissed off, this licence should NEVER have been issued in this state, any idiot can see I’m not 59. If the DVLA issued this in error I hate to see what kind of fraud they let through their system.
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220643
I’ve just been told I’m gaining a Wiltshire accent.
Kill me now.
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LJ ItemID: 220643
Three Things
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I got my provisional licence, but the DVLA buggered it up, I’m now Kevin Welford-Costellos, how greek of me!
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I burned my arse on the radiator this morning.
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I hate the DVLA, it’s going to take 4 bloody weeks to get my licence back now.
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LJ ItemID: 220346
from a hrefhttpwwwchickenheadcomstuffsantaindexaspSanta Letter GeneratorA
Dear Pagan Troll,
This year, I have been a very Ritalin-addled little boy. I have compulsively murdered, and I have always helped my other daddy with their pyramid schemes. And I always say thank you, which makes me seem like I care, and so I deserve lots of blank cheques this year!
Please bring all this stuff for me and the people in my life: For my mommy, please bring Valium. For my daddy, please bring a new topaz-studded ass plug. For my big sister, please bring Newport Lights 100’s. For my doggy, please bring a homeopathic heartworm remedy. Oh – and for my mail man, please bring some work ethic.
Now about me! Please bring me all of the Anna Nicole Smith toilet paper, and front row tickets to Mary-Kate and Ashley – plus backstage passes so I can get airborne Chlamydia! Oh, and please don’t forget to bring my amputee Afghan orphan. But if you can’t, just remember that more than anything Santa, what I really really want is just $100,000,000!
Anyway, I hope you like the cognac I left out for you.
Breathlessly,
Kevin
PS: Please say Merry Christmas to Ralph, the heartless Elfin slavemaster.
PPS: Oh yeah, and remember Tiffany? She has been a really homicidal cry-baby all year long and doesn’t deserve any Christmas presents. So please don’t forget to put ebola in their stocking. Thanks!
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219650
It’s time for
LUNCH!
I’ll be walking up to the petrol station shortly. It’s cold, but relaxing and if I don’t freeze my arse off I’ll end up sleeping under my desk within the next 20 minutes.
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LJ ItemID: 219650
219622
I am soooooooooo tired today!
I need to get to sleep sometime soon, I dunno maybe around 6pm or something I’m completely knackered.
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LJ ItemID: 219622
a thought
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
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LJ ItemID: 219067
More complaints
Another idiot:
From: Paul Herr [peherr@chorus.net]
RE: Epson Stylus Color 800 Printer - 2 minute self-cleaning cycle when printer is turned on - unable to print quickly as a result - must wait for 2 minutes before using printer
I’m in a hurry. I want to print out something QUICK. Can my Epson do this–NO. It has to go through a 2-minute cleaning cycle every day.
During this period it makes all kinds of annoying sounds. Epson, take notes–your customers are not amused.
Poor twit, has to wait 2 minutes to start printing because the printer IS CLEANING THE HEADS. Useless bastard should shoot himself for being this dumb.
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LJ ItemID: 218724
Two things
- I found £6 in one of my pockets this morning
- the following person is incompitent/whiney:
RE: Mrs. Field’s, Mt. Shasta Mall., Redding, CA 96002 - shocked at $ 2.25 price for one brownie with walnuts
Yesterday I went to your store in the Mt. Shasta Mall in Redding, California 96002. I purchased a brownie with walnuts. It was approximately 3" X 1 & 1/2". The girl rang up $2.25.
I was completely shocked but I went ahead and paid for it. When I got home, it took only 4 smaller than average bits to eat it all. I thought that was outragely overpriced and it was on the dry side.
I was very unhappy with this experience. I have always purchased your Frozen pies and have been very happy with them but I will never purchase another cookie from that shop again.
Sincerely,
Sylvia Schrumpf Redding, Ca 96002
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LJ ItemID: 218430
218261
David has come through, when he said he was going to eat at Steve’s I almost had a break down, this is because of my fears from a past experience. I asked him if I could join and when he sort of acted ‘funny’ I started shaking fearing the worst about everything, but when he said he’d come and pick me up I was soooo relieved, I have nothing to worry about at all, it’s NOT the same now as it was before, nothing now is like the past and no past events will have their chance to ruin my now.
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LJ ItemID: 218261
217832
Why am I feeling this way over NOTHING AT ALL, really it’s nothing but why is it doing this, it makes NO DAMN SENSE.
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LJ ItemID: 217832
217586
I just made a martyr out of a pen and no I’m still not handling this well.
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LJ ItemID: 217586
217277
I just threw out my lunch that I only had two bites of. No I’m not dealing with this well am I
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LJ ItemID: 217277
216671
It’s silent in here.
I fear silence like people fear death, silence is death, I’m alone in a room with silence.
I’m depresssed, scared and hurt. What a wonderful fucktastic day.
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LJ ItemID: 216671
216494
I’m all alone in this office lit with flourecent lights and it’s white walls. It’s quiet, people only stop by to bitch how ‘things aren’t working’ when they know it’s their bloody fault it isn’t working at all.
The void I’m feeling is as big as this room, it’s hot but the coldness of the lonleyness is freezing my skin.
I’m as empty as this room.
My past experiences have caused this, it’s unfair to David to come back home tonight and read this or be confronted with me in a fairly foul mood, it’s not his fault, it’s not their fault, it’s HIS (not anybody mentioned here) fault and he won’t even admit it.
I wish I could stop thinking about this, but I’m alone, nobody to talk to nobody around, nothing to hear except the enjoyment of others, knowing the ‘group’ is having fun pains me, I feel I don’t belong anywhere.
I thought talking to my family would be enough to avoid what I’m feeling today, but it’s not, I haven’t met them yet and at the moment I’m just the buzz going around.
I’m hungry, yet I’m not I’m thirsty yet I’m not, I’ve lost the will to get up and close the door to keep the warmth in, I’ve lost the will to make tea, I’ve lost the will to feel ‘better’.
I hate this, I hate everybody for having belonging, I just want to sit here alone and freeze as nobody would ever notice. Nobody ever does, who wants me around anyway?
I want to go back home to my room, hide in the corner and cry alone instead of hanging around here with my facade of happyness. I’m not happy, I’m depressed because I feel alone.
Then again my mind is over reacting, it always does, but it’s always had to because of HIM what he’s done to my mind has created this whole mess. He’s ruined their outting because David knows what I’m feeling now, I don’t want him or them to blame themselves, its not their fault, it never was, it never will be, it’s HIS work which I suspect he’s proud of.
Never wanted me around, never, since day one, left at 6 months, never called, only did things when I asked, other than that never…..ever…. yes he did the presents on my birthday (sometimes) but never what I really wanted, because of that I’ve grown to hate what other people have, that I’ll never have…. ever.
I want this gone from me, I don’t want it winning.
Smile, be happy, pretend nothing is wrong at all.
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Vibe: lonely
LJ ItemID: 216494
Bad sign
Within the last 20 minutes I’ve become vicious, very very vicious.
I figured this would happen.
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Vibe: lonely
LJ ItemID: 216235
215598
I need to buy something, expensive things make me feel better.
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LJ ItemID: 215598
Misjudgement
I think I made a misjudgement in this post, I feel like shit today. I feel isolated, like I’m not apart of anything anymore. I feel like crying, and I’ve had to close the office door.
I wish the past would just stay in the past.
I suspect it’ll harbour into anger later.
I feel cold, but I’m not sure if it’s just cold in here or if thats the usual feeling of abandonment.
Whatever, Smile, look pretty and fuck off at five.
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Vibe: lonely
LJ ItemID: 215397
America again
I’ve been reading this then found to my horror these replies to it:
“My wife and I were planning a trip to the Atlantic coast provinces of Canada for late spring 2003,” writes David Samuel of Baltimore, Maryland. “In light of the Canadian citizens who plan to use themselves as ‘human shields’ against Saddam we have decided to vacation elsewhere. Our preference will be a country free of such morons.”
Frank Tricario of Seattle, Washington: “The Canadian morons who have gone to Iraq as human fodder deserve to be blown up. Your nation is not under attack. We Americans will defend our people and will destroy any terrorist nation be it Iraq or whomever. Wake up Canada before your ass is blown up. Grow up and face this religious war.”
Joseph Ames Jr., Bryn Mawr, Pennsylvania: “‘I’m not too scared,’ Vandas told CBC News Online the day before she left. I think it will be a powerful experience.' It will be a powerful experience for this twit, alright. It will be the power of a 500 kg Smart Bomb landing on her apparently empty skull….”
Roy Patrick, Bakersfield, California: “It’s too bad that so many misguided Canadians feel the need to physically involve themselves in opposition to our war against terrorism. Where were these folks when 3,000 people were murdered in New York? Saddam Hussein is a despot the world can, and should, do without. In the opinion of our leaders he is the head of the worldwide terror network….”
Norine Holland, Hampton, Virginia: “I am an American who had great respect for Canadians, having grown up in a border city and spent many, many hours in your country as a family member of hockey players and figure skaters. I hope Canada understands that Americans are FED UP with militarily defending your socialistic freedom, while you stab us in the back….”
Jeff Zeller, Washington, D.C.: “Each new day sees more and more Americans come to the realization that Canada is our enemy.”
It makes me scared, Americans haven’t got the point and probably never will because they’ve been brainwashed by the War Machine. These people were going to be ‘human shields’ ALONG with 20-40 Americans, yet that was not mentioned in the US.
And finally these are two people who are going over to Iraq to act as a shield in places like hospitals and water plants which if distroyed means THE PEOPLE of Iraq would have a near impossible time getting along on their own after Bush changes regimes, which could lead to EVEN WORSE situation for the world, the Iraqi people would be even more hateful of America if they were left high and dry like the Afghani people.
I’m glad, even PROUD these people are doing this protecting the Iraqi PEOPLE, not the regime, from terrorists and YES the American Government ARE terrorists, the American people are also BECOMING terrorists, you and only YOU can stop this madness yet you don’t make the effort to learn the TRUTH, you just sit there and listen to the propiganda machine and wonder why the world HATES you.
America, it’s time to wake up what you’re doing is WRONG, you shame the people who died on September 11th by using them as an excuse to terrorise other nations, you even terrorise your ‘allys’ by deciding anybody who objects to the War Machine must be a terrorist nation.
I suspect alot of hate comments, but maybe it’s time for that, even if 3 people write something on the lines of ‘Not all americans are like this, I object fully to everything I seen here, i think the comments were wrong and the war against iraq is wrong too’ I will feel better knowing that there is some sanity in the madness that is The United States Of America.
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LJ ItemID: 214890
214569
The weirdest thing just happened, when I was on my calling spree last weekish I got another ‘Costelloe’ in Milton Keynes (ironic innit?) But he wasn’t related, that Costelloe bit is from up north and from my understanding ours isn’t (the Londonish area).
Small world.
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Update
David is going to the ‘Tuesday’ thing tomorrow. I don’t care. I’ve won the battle againt my past….. this time.
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LJ ItemID: 214369
213907
The taxi bloke knows me to the spot,
I called to book a taxi for friday at my usual time and he said “You’re calling from [Address here] right” I of course said “You know me too well.”
Groovy, I’m a regular now :o)
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Vibe: touched
LJ ItemID: 213907
Doctor fun
I registered with a doctor today, about time I did it too, eh?
Anyways, I have to fill in a form and pee into a jar for them (hurrah good fun) and have it all ready for Wednesday the 18th. Joy.
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LJ ItemID: 213646
213463
I just (finally) called Stephanie in Eire and she has two children, which is cool and she said if I’m ever planning to go over then I should give her a ring and we can meet up :)
I’ll have to add that to my ‘things to do’ list which already contains ‘go to Milton Keynes’ :)
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LJ ItemID: 213463
Webcam
There is an on/off webcam running on my laptop now, so you can now see what I’m doing when I’m not in my room.
You can find this by going to Mad Squirrels web site and click on ‘webcam’, the images rotate in the ‘webcam’ box every 15 seconds.
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LJ ItemID: 213150
212516
No matter what anybody says, this IS snow weather!
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LJ ItemID: 212516
Watch again
I discovered a new interesting feature on my watch, I can change the colour of any day I feel, so far weekdays are white, saturdays are blue and sundays are red… but there is an un-used colour, green, green is now means I have no work on that day. This is good because I’m an idiot and forget things sometimes, so now on green days I don’t show up to work :o)
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212087
I forgot to call Stephanie last night, darr, not good, I must do it tonight though along with ringing Stephen… good god my one.tel bill is going to be high this month.
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211695
I’ve had a good day today, firstly I got an email from Bernice today (regarding our phone conversation yesterday evening) that was groovy and I also got two more numbers of family mebers (Stephanie in Ireland and Stephen in Spain) so I’m going to ring Stephanie a little later on, secondly I got my provisional licence application form in and it was correct this time (about bloody time too), I should know in about a week if I’m alowed to slap Loser…errr…Learner ‘L’ things all over a car and drive around like a fool.
And finally, I managed to get a cab for tomorrow morning WITHIN two phone calls, usually it takes 20 or more in these parts!
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Vibe: happy
LJ ItemID: 211695
211359
I just called my aunt(?) in Co. Sligo in Ireland, they live on a hill :o)
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211017
I’ve got a dumb look on my face, I just received an email from Laura with a handfull of numbers of family members and such so I’ve been spending the company’s money by ringing them all. Unfortunatly, a couple numbers don’t work and others wern’t home and left the defualt call minder message on the answerphone.
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210828
On the bright side of life, it’s evil cheese!
(I’m still not on the bright side of life though)
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Thought provoking post again
I think I should explain the ‘Tuesday’ thing, first off it’s not the fault of any people involved, nor does the situation (now) have to blame, it’s an unfortunate casuality in the chain of events. This is more based on the past not fucking off like it should.
Recently David was invited to a rugby thing by one of his friends, at the time I wasn’t interested and I’m not that interested now to be quite honest, I was fine with that for awhile, but a few days after it all started.
First I became slightly iriate about it out of nowhere, I didn’t know why, but I was, that continued up until recently, when sitting in the pub it was brought up in conversation between David and his friend (and his friends son) at that point I felt left out, like I was not welcome, so in my graceful style I made another attempt to suppress it, but it didn’t work, over the hour or so that past I was becoming more and more hurt, so much so it was hard to even make it look like I was ok on the outside.
David asked what was wrong and I pretended everything was all peachy-keen, but at that point it was extremely noticable that I was very upset. And he pushed me on for information, but I said ‘This is not the place or time for this’ over and over.
When we finally left I told him everything in the car, how it wasn’t the recent event but it was a one ugly one from the past that I can’t get rid of and the event that happened itself. I thought that was it, that by talking to David about it would fix it, but it didn’t because today it was casually mentioned and it started again.
All the hurt feelings and the anger, which they don’t deserve but for some reason I feel hate towards them, now I don’t know how I’m going to handle this for the next week, they don’t deserve what I feel towards them, but I can’t stop it. I’m starting to think the only way this is going to stop is once it’s done on tuesday night/wednesday, but I don’t know how to continue to make everything seem as it’s alright, because I don’t want to feel this way and I don’t want to make it look like I blame them for it when I don’t.
There is one person on the planet who deserves all of this, but they are getting off scott-free when innocent people (two of which have no idea) are receiving it.
Sitting here thinking of whatelse I should write made me think more of why I feel this anger towards them and now I think I know why I am, it’s not as much as whats going on this upcoming tuesday, but it’s something deeper than that, it’s more of a blind jelousy, I’m angry/jelous for another reason all together, a little bit (a tiny tiny bit) has to do with the day, I have got over the past event, well, somewhat, but now whats pushing this I’ve always had inside of me but it’s never showed itself to this extent before.
I’m jelous because they have what I still don’t know/have, the other two have a relationship that I never had, I’m jelous of that, in fact it angers me, it makes me angry because I’ve never had that and I don’t even know why, what was so wrong with me that I couldn’t have something that simple, that makes me angry, that makes me hate, I don’t know the answer to the big question and thats where it all comes from.
Secondly, I’m jelous at the whole group (when I shouldn’t be as I’m a part of that group, but I can’t see myself as a part of a group because I’ve always been alone in the big ball that is the planet), I’m jelous because at the end of the day they all have their little groups to go back to (the ones with the same surname – are you starting to get sense out of this) when I don’t. My mother and my half-brother both share the same family name, I don’t, therefore I feel left out, I don’t know anybody (as of yet) on my fathers side of the family therefore I don’t belong, I’ve never had what they have, knowing when there is trouble their matching surname people will help out, while myself, well, if I have problems I’m fucked, although I like to think I’ve become acustom to being on my own I haven’t, I’ve just ended up hating the world, hating people who have the luxuries, or as they call them ‘the basics’.
I can’t really remember what I wrote here, I don’t think it even makes sense at all, mainly because of little realisations are popping up as I type, but whatever thats how it all works out. I haven’t mentioned any of this to David yet, only because we’re in the office and it’s not the time or the place right now, but over lunch I’m going to try to and it’ll probably be better explained to him then than through this post.
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210395
I suspect I will be the follwing for the next week: Angry, Hurt, Sad, Raged, Left Out, Depressed and other not so good emotions.
The peak day will be Tuesday, chances of me killing somebody on tuesday are 98.753%.
Possible end on Wednesday, but depends on circumstances.
- note this is regards to a situation only certain people know about, but is here for informational purposes and as the health and safety act requires me to list any possible danger to others *
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210024
What I want for christmas depends on a single email, if I get it well then I want money for christmas to pay off the phone bill. If I don’t get it, well, then I’ll still want money for christmas to get me off of the murder charges.
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Holy Shit
This is a bit scary:
Subject: (no subject)
From: “YASAR” [babarsharif62@(EXCISED).com]
Date: Fri, November 29, 2002 4:06 pm
To: [mail@nrg-online.ca]
Priority: Normal
If the jar look like that let me taste the honey baby.You do look fab on the photo wonder what you are like. Burt London England
Thankfully it’s only a few days away from the whitelist dump.
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209600
After having a slight breakdown I decided to make this webpage, it looks utterly pants but design doesn’t matter as long as 020 7748 3291 starts ringing.
(as of 0953 GMT the domain hasn’t migrated well to mydomain, but I suspect it’ll start working in the next few hours. And if you call the number and haven’t read the webpage FIRST I’ll be very angry.)
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Dear Kevin,
In the event this causes increadible madness in the future, the word you’re looking for is ‘Invicta’.
Love, Kevin
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Death to mobiles
O2 are bastards, their GPRS and the 915000 service is FUCKED, I can’t even make an outbound connection, therefore I have to pay extra to dial into an 0845 number. This situation gets better, in France I managed to use my gprs service on SFR which makes me wonder how I can get GPRS in a little country with french people running around but I can’t get it at home ;o)
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208687
Just finishing off in Calais, queued to board, and i just realised i haven’t ate anything at all today!
oh well, got to do that on the ship :o)
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See what you can do for a 50p a minute call O2
So I got in contact with O2 as a so rarely do as their ‘customer service’ is highly over priced, but anyways thats another story althogether.
So I had to call them to have international roaming activated as I’m going to Frenchland (France) on Saturday and I can’t live with out my precious ability to send text messages. So I rang 5151 and asked the nice Irish lady to de-bar my international roaming, which she claimed to do, and I thought thats good, it’s been done with a 2 minute call and only a cost of £1 hurrah!
But today, I called in to confirm it and appearently the bar was still on, the international direct dial was un-barred but the roaming wasn’t and to make it worse the not so lovely lady put me on hold which at the end amounted to a call cost of around £2.50-£3. Gah, I think they did that to leech the extra amount off of me, but oh well it’s all good now :o)
Finally, the BEST bit of the call, which made the entre spendature worth it, is I could hear a customer care bloke screaming at a customer, it was so amusing! It was hard not to laugh, I could hear him yelling “No sir, ok sir, sir, thank you, sir, thanks for calling O2, good bye sir!”, that was brilliant!
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Next Tuesday
This is a brief run down of Tuesday December the 3rd:
CHIPPENHAM to BRENTFORD:
Chippenham 3.12.02 7:23 Express First Great Western RP MC CB
London Paddington 8:44 Walk 15 minutes
Paddington (B’loo/Circle/District) (Tube) 8:59 Tube OL BL
Waterloo (Tube) 9:14 Walk 5 minutes
London Waterloo 9:24 Train South West Trains
Brentford 9:51
Duration: 2:28
BRENTFORD to CHIPPENHAM:
Brentford 3.12.02 16:05 Train South West Trains
London Waterloo 16:34 Walk 5 minutes
Waterloo (Tube) 16:43 Tube OL BL
Paddington (B’loo/Circle/District) (Tube) 16:58 Walk 15 minutes
London Paddington 17:15 Express First Great Western RP MC CB
Chippenham 18:33
Duration: 2:28
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Personal note,
I should really learn to use the ‘post to journal’ option when wanting to post to a community
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207340
I just got off the phone with the DVLA in Bristol and they’re going to send me a handfull of forms. I’m too embarased to go into the post office tomorrow.
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Not a good day at all. I went to the post office to send in my drivers licence application, I used the premuim service (as I’m going to France this weekend) and you’ll never guess, my signature slightly hit the little line therefore the who form was fucked. Hur-bloody-fucking-rah, so I left £4 less.
So I re did the forms and thanks to the DVLA’s undersized signature boxes I fucked up another form, again hur-bloody-fucking-rah, so now I’m starting to get pissed off.
I may actually not bother even trying to drive if I fuck up another form, which I need to get tomorrow from the same post office that gave me 3 already.
Life and the DVLA suck.
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Anyody want a new nose?
not actual auction. not actual auction site. get the drift?
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DEAR GOD
I’ve got a Sophie Ellis-Bitch Cow Bexter song caught in my head,
And
IT WONT STOP LOOPING!
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206313
(re-edited due to fuck up – I should really learn how to use the web client correctly)
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SMS Spam
Anybody else get this junk on your mobile?
Congrats yr claim num 74[EXCISED] £1000max £10mn value find out which,call 0906 [EXCISED] callscost 150ppm POBOX5767 CO91HT 2 not Get txts 0870 [EXCISED]
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Savings
So, I’ve just registered for a savings account with my bank, which is good because I now have a savings plan I must adhere to!
Heres my plan:
Each month I end I usually/always have an excess balance of £100 or more, recently I’ve just kept that money and spent it in the next month, but the balance I end with each month will go into my new savings account (ex this month depending on when an outstanding cheque is cashed I may put in £171 or just the £71 if the cheque is cashed prior to the 27th.) I will also add a £50 to the amount I add in to the savings account at the end of the month. So if I end with £171 then I will transfer £221 into the account.
I will not touch the money until I’m ready to purchase a wanted item or in the event that I over spend in a month to avoid the bank owning my soul. Other than that, no touchy!
Anyways, that’s my plan, with any luck it’ll work, well actually, it better work, no wait, it WILL work!
If anybody really wants to let me know their savings-habits just leave a comment (for non-LJ users I kept [and always will keep] anonymous posting on).
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Get free junk, like free email and free uk internet access at:
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Its the police
Well just had another one of those run ins with the police. We had a quad on the back so that was a reason to stop us, then they checked the tax disc which was incorrect! It was the one from the work seat (the company pays insurance and road tax so it seems the seat has a disc for a jimny), luckly since david was quite co-opertive with them so they didn’t clamp us for the tax disc error and since the quad was legal they couldn’t do anything. On the bright side we get to into the station with in 7 days :-)
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I just had to help that poor fool out with some new material.
Dear Sir,
I have received your highly un-orignal attempt to scam me out of my money, but if you need help thinking of ways to take my money in the future please use one of the following scam messages as a template:
#1: Dear Sir, My name is Zach Jobo, I am the only son of Chief Solomon Dudu Jobo. As I am writing to you this mail, the where about of my big sister remains a Mystery to me for the past two weeks now. I could not go looking for her for the fear of my security because I am suspecting that the people that killed my father took her and this made me go into hiding. I have reported the matter to the police and up till now no clue was found about her disappearance. My late father was a very wealthy cocoa and coffee merchant based in Abidjan, the economic capital of Cote d’Ivoire (Ivory Coast). Before he was poisoned o death by his business associates on one of their outing to discuss on a business issue. My mother Anna Jobo had died 12yrs earlier when I was only 7yrs old. Before the death of my father on 10th February this year in a private hospital here in Abidjan, he secretly called us on his bedside and told us that he has a sum of US$21,500,000 (Twenty one million,five hundred thousand United States dollars) left in a Security and safe deposit house here in Abidjan, that he used my name for the beneficiary in the deposit of the fund. He also explained to me that it was because of this wealth that he was poisoned by his business associates. He directed us where to get the documents of the said deposit and I have all the papers concerning this here with me. He advised that if he dies, we should look for a reliable and trust worthy person to solicit for his help to bring out the money and transfer it to another country because we are not safe to live in this country any longer. He said that we should not go to any of his friends or associates for help. I have gone to the Security Company to negotiate on how to take this money but found out that my father left an instruction with the Company of deposit that I must reach an acclaimed age of 25yrs before the deposit could be released to me. We went out of school since the death of my father and now my only sister had disappeared. I am no longer in school and I hardly cannot afford to wait till more six years because of my safety and my education. I am soliciting your assistance in the following ways; 1- To act as my father’s business partner/guardian so that the Company could release the money to you. 2- To provide a bank account where this money would be transferred into 3- To serve as my guardian and take care of any investment we make till I finish school. 4-Make arrangement for me to come over to your country after the money has been transferred. if you are thus truely disposed to help, I will give you all the documents so that you will contact the Security company on my behalf as my late father’s foreign partner so that the Company will release the deposit to you. Out of the whole money, we will negotiate on what you are to take for your assistance. Please write me back immediately through this email address above so that we can negotiate on how to go about this. God bless you, while I await your urgent response Zach Jobo
#2:
ASSISTANCE REQUIRED FOR ACQUISITION OF ESTATES. Dear sir, I write to inform you of my desire to acquire estates or landed properties in your country on behalf of the Director of Contracts and Finance Allocation of the Federal Ministry of works and Housing in Nigeria. Considering his very strategic and influential position, he would want the transaction to be strictly as confidential as possible. He further want his identity to remain undisclosed at least for now, until the completion of the transaction. Hence our desire to have an overseas agent. I have therefore been directed to inquire if you would agree to act as our overseas agent in order to actualise this transaction. The deal in brief is that the funds with which to carry out our proposed investments in your country is presently in a coded account in the Nigerian apex bank and we need your assistance to transfer the funds to your country or any safe account outside your country in a convenient bank account that will be provided by you before we can put the funds into use. For this you shall be considered to have executed a contract for the ministry. The contract sum of which shall run into US$15.5Million of which your share shall be 30% if you agree to be our overseas agent. Your area of specialisation does not matter in this transaction, all that is required of you is a safe account and your willingness to assist us acquire estates in your country. As soon as payment is effected and the amount mentioned above is successfully transferred into your account, we intend to use our own share in acquiring some estates abroad. For this too, you shall serve as our agent . It might interest you to note that last year, a similar transaction was carried out with one MR. CHIENCHEN YU of Taiwan but after securing the payment approvals, and payment effected, MR.CHIENCHEN YU changed his numbers and addresses, and was no where to be found on our getting to Taiwan. That was how we lost US$7.5Million. So this time around , I will be with you before the remmittance is made into your provided account to avoid future occurrence and allow trust to play a very minimal role until performance is seen. You are requested to communicate your acceptance or otherwise of this proposal, through Tel/Fax No. 234 - 1 7590807. After which we shall discuss in details the modalities for seeing this transaction through. If however, you are not disposed to assist, kindly destroy this letter in view of the confidentiality of the proposed transaction and interest of personalities involved. Thank you in anticipation of your co-operation. Best Regards, Mr.Cyril Epa
Hope that helps you out a little. Now fuck off.
(Orignal message excised due to un-orignality)
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As fun as this routine is getting, heres another account you can close knowing 15 more idiots will still have their money at the end of the day.
—- Forwarded message —-
Delivered-To: [EXCISED] Return-Path: muhammad_1414@yahoo.ca Received: by port995.com (Port995 Mail, from userid 1191) id 315D114076C2; Fri, 22 Nov 2002 00:57:00 +0000 (GMT) Received: by port995.com (Port995 Mail, from userid 77) id 1755E14076D7; Fri, 22 Nov 2002 00:57:00 +0000 (GMT) Received: from mail.lfchosting.com (mail.loosefoot.com [207.195.39.233]) by port995.com (Port995 Mail) with SMTP id 7BB1414076C2 for [EXCISED]; Fri, 22 Nov 2002 00:56:58 +0000 (GMT) Received: (qmail 29693 invoked by uid 1356); 22 Nov 2002 00:57:07 -0000 Delivered-To: [EXCISED] Received: (qmail 29612 invoked from network); 22 Nov 2002 00:57:06 -0000 Received: from unknown (HELO web14604.mail.yahoo.com) (216.136.224.84) by mail.lfchosting.com with SMTP; 22 Nov 2002 00:57:06 -0000 Message-ID: 20021122005702.21123.qmail@web14604.mail.yahoo.com Received: from [66.133.58.237] by web14604.mail.yahoo.com via HTTP; Thu, 21 Nov 2002 19:57:02 EST Date: Thu, 21 Nov 2002 19:57:02 -0500 (EST) From: muhammad hasan muhammad_1414@yahoo.ca Subject: NEXT OF KIN To: [EXCISED] MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii X-Virus-Scanned: by port995.com with AMaViS/Sophos
Dear ,
Before I introduce myself, I wish o inform you that this letter is not a hoax mail and I urge you to treat it serious. I am Dr. Muhammad Khalil Hasan, a banker of the Mashreq Bank Plc Dubai, UAE. I am the Accounts officer of Engineer Michael Johnson, a national of your Country, who was until his death, a contractor and Crude Oil merchant in UAE.
Michael, his wife and their children were involved in the Kenya airline plane crash on the 1st of Feb. 2000. Since then I as his accounts officer in the bank, have made several enquiries to your Embassy to locate any of Michael’s extended relatives/available next of kin, without any success. I came across your name and contact, on the course of my personal searching for Michael’s relations, so I decided to contact you for this project.
I am contacting you to assist in repatriating and securing the wealth left behind in a fixed deposit account by Michael, before they get confiscated or declared unserviceable by my bank. The board of my bank, has issued a notice that after 2 months from now and no next of kin shown up for the claim, the funds will be confiscated and declared unserviceable. Since I and my team have been unsuccessful in locating Michael’s relatives for sometime now, I seek your consent to present you as the Next of Kin of the deceased since you are a foreigner, so that the proceed of this deposit valued at USd$7.5 Million Dollars can be released to you.
The bank will release the funds to any foreigner who has all related information/documents to the bank account. I am in charge of this matter in my bank, because I am his accounts officer. Your application will be directed to my department for verification and approval. Everything is under my control.
I shall provide you all the information and copy of the certificate of deposit issued to Michael when he deposited the funds. I shall also introduce you to an attorney who shall represent you in all the appropriate offices for the claim. Please, find in the attachment, the family picture of Michael which is in his file. This is just to proof to you that my proposal is genuine. I also have all necessary information we need for the claim and once the money is transferred to you, I shall destroy all the documents used for the claim and leave no traces. After everything, you shall have 40% of the total sum, while 60% for me.
All requires is your honest cooperation to enable us see this business successful. I guarantee that this will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of the law. Michael was a very good man and it is not wise to allow his hard earned wealth to be stolen by the greedy directors of my bank.
Further details awaits your response by email. PLEASE, TREAT THIS PROPOSAL AS TOP SECRET. Please, confirm the receipt of the picture in the attachment, as it was difficult to attach.
Best Regards
Muhammad Khalil Hasan. Banker.
Post your free ad now! personals.yahoo.ca
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Bush a Moron
A canadian offical states what the world has known for a very long time
PRAGUE - An offhand comment by a senior member of the Chrétien government may have a lasting effect on relations between Ottawa and Washington. A top aide to the prime minister has been quoted as referring to U.S. President George W. Bush as “a moron.”….
…..It began when President Bush made a speech in the Czech capital calling on NATO countries to spend more on defence.
Canadian officials saw that as a veiled criticism of Ottawa’s military spending. The Prime Minister’s director of communications, Francoise Ducros, said of Bush, “What a moron.”
The comment apparently was made in the presence of at least two reporters…..
…..White House spokesman Ari Fleischer, who is accompanying Bush in Prague, dismissed the comment as coming from “somebody who obviously doesn’t speak for the Canadian government.”
The problem is Francoise Ducros does speak for the Canadian government, usually on background and off the record. The quote first attributed to a government official was soon linked to Ducros and widely reported….
Of course the opposition parties were quick to jump on the anti-liberal bandwagon (again):
…In Ottawa, Canadian Alliance MP Jason Kenney wanted to know if the quote was accurate. And if it is, “does it reflect the views of the Liberal government?”
Conservative leader Joe Clark said if such a statement was made the offending party “should be on a plane home right now.” ….
But it also seems the Prime Minister is not in complete agreement that Bush is a complete utter moron:
… The disparaging comment from Chrétien’s inner circle has shaken the Prime Minister’s Office. Prime Minister Jean Chrétien was forced to say on Thursday that President Bush is “a friend of mine. He’s not a moron at all.”….
(link)
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Just when I though it couldn’t get better
Complaints.com received the following consumer message on November 11, 2002:
From: juan campbell [juanecam@yahoo.com]
RE: AOL - used 1,000 hours of free trial time - charged $ 3,870 from Pacific Bell telephone for non-local dialup telephone calls
my email: juanecam@yahoo.com my name is juan campbell.
my complain is against AOL internet company. I was charged by pacific bell telefone company for $3,870.00 because I connected the free trial for 1000 hours with AOL.
I just followed the cd directions to install the program,when it came to the part where I had to choose local telefone numbers I chose about 5 and one of them wasn’t a local # which I didn’t. so every time I connected the internet the line was going for a long distance call.
I think this is the aerican on line company fault because they gave me a number that wasn’t local. this is why I’m getting charge for this amount.please tell where I can go to complain or what to do. thankyou very much I aappreciate your help.
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All I have to say is, sucks to be you.
Complaints.com received the following consumer message on November 12, 2002:
From: CgEspanol@aol.com
RE: UPS - being sued by UPS delivery person for an alleged dog bite
A UPS delivery person is suing me for a alledged dog bite. He has been delivering to this address for over eight years. He was ranting and raving at me with a witness present to this abusive behavior. I am so unhappy with UPS service on the whole, and now this happens.
Has this happened to anyone else? Does UPS have a policy regarding litigation against customers? How about there still charging a $1.50 surcharge for gas when in California, the price of diesel is $1.49?? What a rip-off.
I am boycotting UPS and using FedEx or USPS. If the vendor only uses UPS, I then cancel my order and find a vendor or will give me a choice.
Thanks for listening.
(link)
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First LJ Entry ever
I stole this off of who stole it off of .
In the comments thingy post the first ever LJ entry you’ve made.
Mine being:
[24 Jun 2000|10:23pm] ohhh its like working ‘n’ stuff
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It seems the bulding across the street is on fire or something, which could possibly explain why the fire brigade had shown up.
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202231
I just noticed that my email address that receives sooo much spam hasn’t received anything since I put my current mail server’s SPAM setting to ‘maximum’ and Mail Shell’s to the same restriction (I use mail shell as a second filter).
It’s amazing, I’ve got the upperhand on spammers! mwahahaha!
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Bullocks
Subject: RE: Samsung S100 Tri-band GSM/GPRS
From: “Kathryn Levy”
Date: Thu, November 21, 2002 8:27 am
To: “Kevin Welford-Costelloe”
Priority: Normal
Dear Sir,
At this stage the item is still on pre release, so we do not have an indication about release date or price as yet. Im not sure of a compant that would insure be it would be worth looking under your house insurance.
Regards Expansys
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201553
has posted one of our convos on AIM.
look see!
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201054
Dear Auntie B,
When is the 2nd season of the US Queer as Folk airing? I would have looked it up but your website is as useful as a dead guard dog.
Cheers -Kevin
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200952
If you live in the UK and you’re over the age of 18, you must click here in a desperate chance to win a home entertainment centre!
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200598
I have to save £536.09. I’m going to start on my upcoming paycheque.
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200081
To the spammer(s) that have been harvesting email addresses from my journal please pick up the following email address.
My two sets of spam filters will be more than happy to filter your shit out.
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199743
If you’ve ever received one of those windows messenger pop-up ads go here this is the company that makes the software. Read their website, there are parts the contradict its self so much it’s just stupid.
Also show your displeasure by emailing: support@directadvertiser.com (or even add them to a bulk mailing list)
or even call: +40 256 139221 (Call charged at the standard international rate to Romania).
- btw, for those who wonder all the information here is public information, it was obtained through the website and the WHOIS on their domain “directadvertiser.com” *
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199525
I also had to share this one:
Why Can’t Everything Orange Be Anal Intercourse?
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Solgan
I’ve sloganised Anal Intercourse and here is what I got:
Anal Intercourse - The Freshmaker!
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fun sort of
Look, look I’ve started a new venture!
The Mad Squirrels Corporation
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Same weekly shit
If I were in a better mood today I’d probly give a fuck, but I don’t so here is the eStat shit:
Adresse IP |XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX 137 - 66.83 % Network |XXXXXXXX 18 - 8.78 % United Kingdom |XXXXXXXX 17 - 8.29 % US Commercial |XXXXXXXX 17 - 8.29 % Canada |XX 5 - 2.44 % US Educational |X 3 - 1.46 % Australia | 2 - 0.98 % Belgium | 1 - 0.49 % United States | 1 - 0.49 % US Military | 1 - 0.49 % US Government | 1 - 0.49 % South Africa | 1 - 0.49 %
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First ever filtered friends post
So this is the first time I’ve done this, and you’ll know why in a moment.
Today at work my MD called into my manager saying his freeserve at home didn’t work, well who actually cares, there is a tech support line to call right? well not for him, my manager who is also my friend (who is not apart of this filtered post for various reasons) delegated me to go and do this over lunch. Now this has upset me greatly, for one thing I feel like a slave, last time my MD had me fixing his 10 year old’s laptop which of course I’m not paid to do because it’s not business related, I was angry but not as angry as I am now because I was on company time being paid by the company. But this time is different, nobody bothered to ask me if I wanted to do it, nobody thought that I might object, they just pushed it on me. So it was decided that I must have no life nor do I need my lunch therefore I should goto my MDs house on MY LUNCH and fix his fucking internet access.
Well thats all fine and dandy, but you know what I want to quit now, I don’t care if I have no money, I don’t care if I end up only having £10 to my name, I don’t care anymore, how dare anybody treat me like this, when I signed the contract for my employment I did not say “I hereby wave my right to be treated as I person, I also agree to give 100% of my personal time to the MD of the company for any reason he sees fit.”
I feel like a slave, like I’m nothing.
I’m slowly becoming un happy with this situation, It’s distroying my self-esteem to be used in this way.
just a minute ago I was asked (or demanded) to know what I was doing, of course I said ‘nothing’ but I should have said “I’m writing a journal entry you’ll never see because I may be writing up my resignation letter this afternoon.”
I’m not liking this one bit, just because one of them makes over £100,000/yr doesn’t give him the right to use me because I get £16,000 a year. McDonalds managers get £24,000 a year and aren’t subject to this treatment.
I may get a McCareer.
Oh yes, and of course my manager has no clue what he’s just done, not like you can see me sitting here upset.
I don’t deserve this. Full Stop.
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I NEED to talk to somebody on ICQ/MSN/AOL/Y! whatever, I don’t care who you are but I NEED to talk to a 3rd party right now.
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198057
Wow, Instant de-humanisation, I never knew that was apart of my contract.
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kevin is ready for the storm kevin is free kevin is leaving kevin is someone kevin is getting ready for school kevin is coming poster kevin is straight kevin is dead kevin is my hero kevin is too kevin is a kevin is famous kevin is the metal power man kevin is fully charged for nfl kevin is “the kevin is god kevin is insane bastard kevin is a really talented performer and a credit to the kevin is in the title field kevin is cool kevin is reading kevin is omnipotent kevin is hot kevin is kevin is cool because he updated my link in his blogroll 198 kevin is someone that can’t be forgotten kevin is just fantastic kevin is having a kevin is a chameleon kevin is a founding member of the amazing comedy troupe the kids in the hall kevin is a huge john lennon fan kevin is fully charged for nfl europe league kevin is gay kevin is it me kevin is also the associate clinical director at the healthsouth sports medicine and rehabilitation center and is the director of rehabilitative research for kevin is a research associate at the cornell laboratory of ornithology kevin is in ninth grade kevin is a bright kevin is a second year student at the university of the west indies kevin is a real estate agent that is known in the community of wasilla for their dedicated client service kevin is a really talented performer and a credit to the billies & laughing stock kevin is an entrepreneur at heart kevin is also in the body kevin is a frequent guest on television and radio shows including oprah winfrey kevin is recognized as one of the great kachina doll carvers of his time kevin is 36 and originates from england kevin is in the hotel in new york kevin is now one of the most popular acts at the laughing horse comedy club kevin is an avid golfer kevin is a pioneer in the art of segmented woodturning and kevin is born kevin is employed by the dartmouth youth commission kevin is powered by tim’s kevin is from davis kevin is for economic growth kevin is considered a spokesperson for the college demographic and has been an expert for various cnn and cnnfn television shows dealing with college and kevin is the official town crier to barnoldswick kevin is a colourful character and is sure to be heard by all that are gathered around kevin is very intersted in the design of p2p networks and has completed research into the design of all existing p2p infrastructures kevin is doing well kevin is released from prison on january 21 kevin is a member of the leading edge society in 1993 and 1994 kevin is also a teacher and educator kevin is the author of numerous business articles that have been published in a wide variety of newsletters on the internet kevin is responsible for all aspects of the business except for the engineering stuff kevin is home following a 20 hour nerve transplant and grafting surgery kevin is a man of many talents kevin is the new handmade irish bear on the block kevin is presently executive vice president kevin is the chairman & ceo of click2learn kevin is in the new austin powers movie kevin is a 40 year old civil servant working in the department of culture kevin is cool 10 kevin is the executive director of success dynamics kevin is no kevin is currently the manager of north american office for accordions worldwide kevin is involved in a host of community projects and events kevin is with the dayton bombers = kevin is a malletech clinician/recitalist and performs exclusively on their m5 kevin is currently working for pricewaterhousecoopers llp kevin is a healthy and active nine kevin is quite a catch kevin is extremely experienced kevin is recommended by fellow agents for honesty and integrity as an experienced alaska real estate agent professional kevin is a third generation alaskan with roots leading from ireland to the gold fields of nome kevin is shared by ~2 kevin is among them
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Somebody nicked my yoghurt. I’m going to fucking kill them.
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Dear people,
In the event I may one day insult you feel free to call up the FrequentlyDrunk.com complaints department on 0870 922 0198 select option 3 then option 2.
Calls cost the national rate. Although, I may not be too happy to hear you bitch and complain so I’ll bribe BT into ’re-adjusting' the number fee.
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After yesterday’s deleted journal scare I have obtained a court order to stop from ever deleting his journal again and I also have a court order to go into his house a turn off his gas.
Now you (and ) are probably wondering why I obtained a court order to cut his gas, well, it’s because the courts were having a two for the price of one sale, so I figured I might as well use it!
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196513
It seems there is a weight loss patch out there! Just look!
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Somebody please inform my hosting company that they are OPEN, because it seems they’ve forgotten that.
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196066
fucking hell, my web hosting company’s ftp server is rejecting my password. It only does that when it fucks up something that it does nightly (I forgot what the problem was, but they told me about ages ago)
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has deleted his journal! I’m upset now.
And another thing, my friends page has been -free for the past few days, and I’m not impressed because she had actually been posting during that time period but for some reason it wasn’t showing up on my regular friends page, so now I’ve created a friends filter with only people on it and not communities.
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I’d give my ENTIRE yearly salary to Tony Blair to have 5 minutes alone with this man, an axe, a spanner, a brick and 3L of petrol.
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Join My Mailing List Can you tell Im a promo whore
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I just ordered The Sims Hot Date, The Sims Vacation and SimCity 3000 from Amazon.co.uk hopefully they’ll arrive on the 20th and not the 27th.
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194436
America’s Worst Air Disaster occurred today when a small two-seater Cessna 152 plane crashed into a cemetery early this afternoon in central Alabama.
American search and rescue workers have recovered 300 bodies so far and expect that number to climb as digging continues into the evening.
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Strange things
I just downloaded a few images off my watch and decided I should show everybody my complete randomness:
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194022
How Horny Are You? brought to you by Quizilla
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193560
Has anybody else noticed the new DVLA road tax adverts?
Well I have, I can’t believe the bastards nailed Chitty Chitty Bang Bang! Really Chitty is a celebrity how dare they give’em the clamp!
Granted, chitty had been dodging the road tax since march, but really couldn’t they over look that? ;o)
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Grill
So I was going to make some food, so seeing as there is a minor gas problem the hobs aren’t an option and the oven the same. So I use the grill in the microwave, you’ll never guess what had happened when I returned a few minutes later to retreve my tea, well, I find the kitchen has a nice ‘burning 4 day old curry’ sent, so I stopped the microwave, cloed the hall door and opened the kitchen door then proceeded to open the microwave door and thankfully for my sanity there wasn’t much smoke. So now the kitchen is freezing and won’t unfreeze until the gas is fixed on MONDAY. Lets just say British Gas are no longer my prefered company.
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I am so fucking angry now, last night I was going to see the new Harry Potter movie, I was waiting to see it for weeks, but at 10:20 last night my body had other plans to re-route what I had ate back where it came from, so I had to leave. I really can’t express how much I hate my body for being such a twat.
It seems I can’t have some of the more simplier things in life anymore.
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I’m under the impression either A) NatWest are a bunch of fools or B) NatWest has got so fed up with proccessing all the transactions on my debit card they just gave up, because my ‘available balance’ was at £538 yesterday and mysteriously has bounced all the way back up to £598 (it was at £615 until noon-ish when I bought some things). It’s scary, because for the next three business days I won’t be able to find out why its done that.
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191565
It’s time for a real thought provoking post… or not.
Anyways, Recently I have been quite ill, which sucks but I have a feeling my lack of spending a few straight days in bed is to blame for this was well. What has been happening is I get really sick after I eat and when I wake up in the morning. It gets really bad sometimes like when I went over to have dinner at a friends house I almost heaved up my dinner because I had ‘too much’ (or at least that is what this pathetic excuse for a organic lifeform - aka my body thought).
It’s not good at all because I’m eating much less than normal and I feel crap all day, and to make it worse I had to run to the toilets in the cinema when I went to see 28 days later because I felt I had to throw up.
Even now I feel shitty, I can’t have anything else to eat and the lunch I buy will take me at LEAST 3 hours to pick at. I could just avoid buying lunch, but that makes it worse because although I find it hard to keep food down I still get hungry, and if I do without lunch then I’ll end up eating a fair bit when I get home. And thats when I regret it because all night I feel completely pants.
Ah well, thats life. Back to my tea.
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Good Old America
I’m glad to hear that over a year later America is still being overly paranoid.
A Muslim cleric meets a grim warning from a U.S. immigration officer: “We don’t welcome you here.”….
….“Tell your community we don’t welcome you anymore,” Umar Dogar says he was told repeatedly by an immigration officer as he and five others tried to cross the Rainbow Bridge on Oct. 4…..
….A Seneca College professor in the group said FBI officers questioned him about his religious affiliations, associates and family. They photocopied the contents of each man’s wallet, including an address book, said Zafar, 49, who wanted only his middle name used….
…The second time, at Buffalo last Sunday, the sense of humour became expendable. “I’m not a terrorist,” he protested. “I don’t know bin Laden.”
It didn’t save him from another session of fingerprints and photos. He got a document to prove he’d been fingerprinted, but each entry point requires the same procedure….
…Ahmad Baksh, a Toronto lawyer who often meets with clients at the border, has heard the stories. “If they appear to have a beard, in some cases, and they are brown, they encounter situations going over the border. That’s delays, harassment, undue questioning….
…Naramsin Gabriel, 37, an Iraqi-born Canadian who works for Ford in Windsor, has told Ford he doesn’t want to do any more training in the U.S.
“Maybe I’m being paranoid, but I’d rather be paranoid than incarcerated,” said Gabriel, whose family immigrated to Canada when he was 4….
(Full Story)
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The Weekly eStat a day late
Of 197 page views by 66 visitors in 96 visits (avg 1.45 visits per visitor/avg 2.80 page views per visitor)
62.44% were from unknown domains (ip addresses only) 17.77% were from a .uk domain (such as wank.me.uk, suck.me.uk, jerk.me.uk or f-ck.me.uk) 8.63% were from .net domains 6.60% were from .com domains 1.02% were from US Government domains (.gov) 1.02% were from .ca domains 0.51% were from .org domains 0.51% were from the Netherlands 0.51% were from .edu domains 0.51% were from *.au domains 0.51% were from .za (south africa) domains
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Hurrah! Another one of my mad moments is going around Livejournal like a cheap whore on a tuesday night. My ‘poem’ which I call Nuns has become popular with (as seen here). If anybody else opts to use the below html in their journal and or blogger just leave a me a quick comment on where it is, so I can be an arrogant shit/egotistical moron all afternoon ;o)
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Youve all wanted it well maybe just lj userbarcis
For :
Steal this code my children!
(btw, I can not be held responsible for incorrect german, greek or dutch.)
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Ok, for those who are wondering I’m trying to get an image thingy to stop unauthorised peoples/websites from using me images by going thru a cgi, blah, blah, blah, well as you can tell it’s convinced frequentlydrunk.com is not on it’s allowed list, when it really is. Btw, like my nasty message ;o)
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189163
Only one way to find out if this new bandwith script works:
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187971
To make EVERYBODY jelous:
I’ve got tickets to Harry Potter and the Chamber Of Secrets BEFORE it goes on general release!
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Groovy new toy
Phoar! I just found a new online toy! After downloading the Alexa bar thingy I followed a few links and found The Web Archive and it’s FAB!
Have you ever wanted to see what livejournal looked like in June 22, 2000 or even way back in November 27th, 1999? Well now you can!
This thing even followed my old site(s) (not that well, but it did all the same!) nrg-online.ca nrg-online.net
This is FAB (again)!
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Again, all is not well in my stomache. I’m trying to keep the £2.30 of food I bought for lunch down, but this 40p saussage roll is making it complecated.
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This is so Jigganess!*
may be made up word, check with your dictionary for details.
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I lost my doughnut… So I looked for it…. Then I thought somebody had nicked it…. so I grabbed my knife….. luckly I found my doughnut and nobody has had to die.
The universe is safe again.
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Hundreds maybe thousands of you may have got this, but for those who haven’t… try something I received in my email box, then redesigned to fit my webpage!
http://www.nrgmedia.org/frequentlydrunk/fortune.php
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I’m starting to get a bit dizzy for some reason. I think I want to go home now.
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185874
heh, my last post amuses me greatly, I did it only because I could ;o)
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185621
abcdeFUCKINGfghijklmCUNTnopqrsSHITtuvwxyBULLOCKSz
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I think Im ill
Last night I: Thew up in a car park, fell asleep in the downstairs toilet and threw up again in the morning, all without the assistance of alcohol.
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Hurrah! We have shipped the following items in your order XXXXXXX on 2002-10-29:
1 CD VA PURE TRANCE: 2CD GBP 15.99
SubTotal: GBP 15.99 Shipping & Handling: GBP 1.00 VAT (Refunded): 0.00 (applicable to non-EU customers only) Total: GBP 16.99
All amounts are in UK pounds.
This order was shipped using FIRST CLASS MAIL. Not So Hurrah
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I think karma is giving America a big kick in the ass, just look at everything that is/has been going on.
America puts their business where it doesn’t blong, bombs and terrorises people and allows public funding the IRA. Then four aircraft are hijacked on september 11th and flowin into buildings. Now after bombing Afghanistan and killing more people than the september 11th tragedy and threatening to bomb Iraq senseless they had/have Anthrax, snipers and now Robert Flores opening fire in a Arizona University.
The powers above are showing their displeasure in the current state of the world, maybe the American people should be listening to the message and make sure their unelected warlord is out of office when his term ends.
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I think I’m a bit of a dunce, I was convinced Virgin forgot to charge me for an order I made and I was going to call them… but I just noticed on my statement that they has actually charged my switch and all is good in the universe again.
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bling bling
The details of your order are listed below.
Order No: XXXXXXX 1 CD VA PURE TRANCE: 2CD GBP 15.99
SubTotal: GBP 15.99 VAT (Refunded): 0.00 (applicable to non-EU customers only) Shipping & Handling: GBP 1.00 Total: GBP 16.99
All amounts are in UK pounds.
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Gah, I’m having so much fun with the work website, the company that designed it for us made it look nice and such, which is good… but it’s as functional as a dead horse. They’ve put more work in the front end than in minor things like “Do I use checkboxes for a yes or no question or a radio button?” or even “do I name all the text fields ‘textfield’ instead of actually naming them correctly?”
It’s silly, it really is, and I’ve stated it (and many four letter words) a few times.
Oh well it’s not my money (thankfully), so I’ll limit my bitch about it.
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But Manitoba lawyer Robert Tapper says in a free market, marketers have the right to spam all they want and that stopping it would stifle freedom of expression.
Now, if I want to express my anger lets say, and I kill a few hundred people as a result being charged with murder would ‘stifle my freedom of expression’.
“If I have a program that shows up on television that I think is offensive, obnoxious, or a person who I don’t want to see, I change channels,” he says.
He seems to forget that on the tee-vee that adverts don’t pop up during programmes advertising porn, this fool is saying that we should all just disconnect our computers if we don’t like it. Well I don’t like lawyers and that doesn’t give me the right to go lawyer huntin' so why should we all perminantly turn off our machines because one tosser thinks that it’s ok.
Full Story
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eww… my baby finger on my right hand has a slight crack in it (you may remember a certian dog bit the last two fingers on that hand) anyways, it’s pretty nasty and I’d appreciate it if my finger nails would grow really quickly to push out this crack!
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A sign
Heres a sign that you picked a perfect password to protect an SQL database:
If you can’t remember the password, then the chances of somebody else breaking it are slim.
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183009
“An award winning spam message” says the Daily Mail “I nearly cried when I read this, but called the police anyways” says The Star “Hurrah for having my email address on hundreds of lists” cries The Sun
Dear
FOR SECURITY REASONS, PLEASE SEND YOUR REPLY ONLY TO THE 4 EMAIL ADDRESSES BELOW:
(1)albertomartins11 (2)albertomartins11 (3)albertomartins11 (4)albertomartins11a
My name is Alberto Martins, and I am writing you from my home in Santa Clara, about 165 miles east of Havana, the Capital City of Cuba. Santa Clara is known for two landmarks; The famous Revolutionary, Che Guevera is buried here; and it is home to one of Cuba’s largest universities, La Universidad Central “Martha Abreu” de Las Villas.
This is a compelling story, and I beg you to be patient and read through to the end I was adopted in 1962, at age 14 months by Mr. Giovanni Martins, the Sugar and tobacco millionaire; some say he also made his fortune from the lucrative illicit drugs trade. My adoption brought so much controversy (probably because I am black), that Mr. Martins was forced by his family to put me into a foster home at age 5 , where I stayed until maturity; Like most Cuban youths, I dreamt of freedom, which every one here knows is called America; like most youths, in time, I joined an Anti-Castro group and that merited automatic 24 hours round the clock surveillance by the Secret Police, but this is also normal in Cuba! Mr. Martins, my father nevertheless funded my education through the above mentioned university, where I graduated in Automobile Engineering. I am now a mechanic, making just enough to take care of my wife Maria, and 3 boys, Junior, Jose, and Giovanni.
Sadly, My father died in 1996; left only his wife and family (he died childless), and I was not invited to his funeral by his family, but we mourned him deeply; I had no memory of my real father; but I loved him for his kindness to me; he frequently defied his family to visit me When I got married, he gave my wife a ring present which we later found out was a diamond ring! His Last Will and testament was read and probated. No mention was made of me and my family. Understandably, I carried on with my life.
Two weeks ago, I received a letter from London, from a private Security deposit firm, and the contents of that letter put me into shock! I kept the letter for a week without mentioning it to my wife. Eventually I revealed everything to her apparently My late father, Mr. Martins had provided for us after all! Mr. Giovanni Martins had bought shares worth about 10 Million USD in 1978, (when I turned 18) and left it in my name; over time, My father bought more shares and increased the shareholding to USD30 million! ( I am made to understand that the current market value is far in excess of this figure ). The letter explained that according to the terms and agreement reached with my late father, the shares were to be delivered to me (The Beneficiary) one calendar year after his death; The manager of this firm in his letter apologized to me for waiting so long to contact me; information of my fathers death simply did not reach him until a chance newspaper publication alerted him of the fact. I was then invited to come forward to London, to claim my Inheritance! The total current value of my shares now stand at approximately USD45 million and rising!
But this simple invitation to travel to London is fraught with problems! I have no International Passport! It is impossible to travel out of Cuba, unless with special permission which will of course take months of paperwork to procure As an Anti-Castro sympathizer , I have absolutely no hope of leaving Cuba legally The only option is to leave by illegal ferry to the American Coast of Miami, which is extremely dangerous Every one knows that success rate is about 20%, the unlucky get captured and repatriated back, to prison! But the rich and the connected have a better chance by using low flying aircraft ( which will beat the Cuban Radar) to smuggle them selves out!
I therefore desperately need your help! I need you to contact the London Company on my behalf ; secure the Share Certificates from the Company, and sell/redeem the shares for the current market value and deposit the money into a Bank Account. Once the money is secured, I will make the usual underground deal to be smuggled out of Cuba by aircraft, to freedom! There is absolutely NO RISK to you in this transaction; I and my family are the ones at risk… Therefore, I will make no attempt to call you by land based telephone, which is routinely bugged and monitored by the Secret Police; the only safe telephone is a Satellite Telephone, which I have given you below Please dial this Satellite telephone and fax straight, thus ++ 871 Telephone; and fax ++ 871 ; You can reach me through these numbers, and please remember NOT to add the Cuban Country Code of 53 in front of these Satellite phone and fax numbers! If you experience any difficulty, please consult your international telephone operator for assistance.
In consideration of your expenses during the course of this transaction, I freely offer you 30% of the value of my shares. If you are willing to help me recover my inheritance, please so indicate in your return reply mail and I will follow up with more details of the London Company contact address and also more details of the shares including the issuing company web address etc. You will then contact the London Security Deposit Company and thereafter schedule to travel to London to close the deal on my behalf and put the USD45million safely into the Banking system
Looking forward to your urgent reply,
Sincerely,
Alberto Martins
Tel: ++ 871 Fax: ++ 871
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Inregards to my last post, here is the reason why:
An upload to ‘(livejournal posting interface)’ was blocked for XXXXXXX\kevin.costelloe on kclaptop.
This action was triggered by the TextCensor rule: Block upload of offensive text content.
Addition Information:
File Type: TEXT
File Size: 1 KB
WebMarshal Version: 2.5.3.19
TextCensor Script ‘Pornography’ triggered with total weighting of 10:
Expression ‘(big OR hard OR throbbing OR massive OR huge) FOLLOWEDBY=3 (cock OR cocks OR dick OR dicks)’ triggered 1 times, weighting 2
Expression ‘cock’ triggered 1 times, weighting 1
Expression ‘fuck’ triggered 1 times, weighting 2
Expression ‘fucking’ triggered 1 times, weighting 2
Expression ‘incest’ triggered 1 times, weighting 1
Expression ‘orgy’ triggered 1 times, weighting 2
I was checking to see if it was barred from the proxy for that
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My text messaging has gone down recently, I know this because o2 have just called me to see if I was still alive, they’re worried about me. So people send a text message to:
(charged at your networks standard rate, unless you have a provider who is totally pants who want to charge you extra to send to O2 UK [bt genie to be exact]. Contact your provider for details and a good fuck.)
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Monkey Boy: poke. i called your friend Monkey Boy: he told me to get lost Monkey Boy: and that he was sick of me calling all day (even though i only made one call) Kevin Costelloe: Lady Seuriano? Monkey Boy: yah that person. the number you gave the person pretended they weren’t there, so i called my contact at TD and asked for another line (the backdoorway) Kevin Costelloe: lol
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I’ve received a gift… the company loves me…. but they’ll take it back when I a) leave, b) get terminated or c) laid …. off, that is.
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My new email address is kevin@nrgmedia.org
Abuse it wisely, btw, the Whitelist is still active on it for those who love to spam.
(also mail@nrg-online.net will forward to this new address)
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more eStat fun
Between 14 October to 20 October this is who has been enjoying my journal.
Of 149 page views by 89 visitors in 109 visits (thats about 1.24 visits per visitor/1.68 page views per visitor) with the highest amount of visits occuring at 20:00 (In France, GMT+2 or 19:00 BST/18:00GMT/UTC)
Geographically visitors are coming from: United Kingdom (inc NI, Scotland & Wales) 36.91% Un-Resolved Address (IP) 26.85% Non-Geo (.com) 18.12% Non-Geo (.net) 14.09% US Educational 2.01% New Zealand 0.67% South Africa 0.67% Singapore 0.67%
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Discovery:
Most of my online time is spent between porn and LiveJournal.
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My laptop has turned into an expensive paper weight, Windows eXtremely Pathetic Home Edition has decided to fuck itself while it’s shutdown and within the last a 12 hours. I swear if I ever see Bill Gates walking around I’m buying a shotgun. I’ll do some huntin' heuck heuck.
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I got a new camera watch (colour) and it cost me £204 (with warentee) anyways, I just realised my laptop doesn’t have an IR port (the last one did, but this one doesn’t!) and my iPAQ & Palm are being silly and won’t receive the photos properly…. anyways, I’m going to check out some USB IR Ports now. Yippee.
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Good news, we’ve cleared 2,000 spam messages from the server. Bad news, there is 5,000 to go.
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178354
What’s your brand of sexy? brought to you by Quizilla
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This bit nicked from ’s livejournal:
WITH THE OPPOSITE SAME SEX what do u notice first?: The bulge. last person slow danced with: Too drunk to remember. Worst Best question to ask?: Your car or mine?
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Playing phone tag at the national rate is a fun game.
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If anybody wants a laugh feel free to ring 00 1 514 493 7425 and ask for Mr. Seuriano. Once he comes on the line call him a ‘dog wanking shit head’ then promptly put the phone down. and repeat from step one.
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National Rate Sex Line(tm) 0870 080 1699
(again, not actual sex line, I own this number) and if you call it now, it will ring out and at 6pm it will stop ringing and just divert to answerphone ;)
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Local Rate Sex Line(tm) 0845 020 4200
(I own this number, not actual sex line)
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Funny how NatWest can proccess a weeks worth of transactions on my switch with in… ohh 3 days, but they some how have this problem applying a credit for £15 onto my account.
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Look my new background (it’s slightly large, but nice except the o2 bit)
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Today I went into the Virgin Megastore in Bristol and I found something very intresting, it’s called Alpha Dot and it’s for your mobile. Now for anybody who has plans on stealing my mobile (even my left index finger for that matter) the police can check the alpha dots!
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I’d like to appologise to and for buggering off so quickly earlier. But I had to quickly leave.
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If you remember yesterday that I went to NatWest and was told I was going to get £35 back, well supprise they stiffed me by £15, it better be there by monday or I’m taking souls.
proof
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My ‘sexy men who add me to their friends list’ list is growing rapidly these days as you can see.
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is going to jail… FREE MISS CLEO! START A RIOT!*
* = in the event you start a riot the Kevin Corporation can not be held responsible for anything. Full stop.
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I got £35 back from NatWest. How very unexpected!
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NatWest has again fucked me off. I’m going to demand the £25 I paid them back, they sent the new information to the Royal Bank Of Canada on the same day that bank bounced it because of NatWest’s faulty info, BUT they debited me £15 on the third of October, why didn’t they send it then?
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David is absolutly rubbish at “Wrecked!”. I’ve never laughed this hard before :o)
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What kind of porno would you star in? brought to you by Quizilla
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I heard a new saying today “Somebody is going to drop a blame grenade.”
As you can tell it amused me so.
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GraydonLocke: well bitch, time for me to study before lecture GraydonLocke: take care!!! GraydonLocke: have fun not masturbating at work NRGagainTO: LOL ttyl :)
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“Chiggy Boom Chiggy Boom” said the broom, “Chiggy Dee Chiggy Dee” said the flea, “Ugga boom ugga boom” replied the tomb, “Silly me silly me” said the chickadee.
The moral of this poem is: I’ve had too much sugar today.
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If I had that rash, this would make me worry!
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btw, I’ve repaired MadSquirrels if your interested.
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The companies say the settlement does not mean they have admitted any wrongdoing in their treatment of workers.
If I were to kill a man I wouldn’t have to say that I admitted to doing it, I’m quite sure the blood on my clothing would scream it loud enough.
“We’re pleased to have helped develop an enhanced monitoring program that includes remediation efforts,” said Lauri Shanahan of The Gap. Shanahan says the settlement “complements” The Gap’s efforts to improve factory conditions.
I’m sure the US$16 Million (£10,177,592.27) had nothing to do with their “complements” to a better workplace.
… The proposal would change federal labelling regulations by providing consumers with information through the Industry Canada database on where clothes sold in Canada are made.
Retailers have rejected the plan saying it would be a “nightmare” to manage.
It’d be a nightmare to sales.
Oh yes and for the record these are the three big sweatshop retailers: Disney, Wal-Mart and Nike You may stop shopping at these places now.
Full Story
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My lunch hour just started, but I’m not going to leave here, I’m just going to sit and eat my crisps from this morning.
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My head is killing me. If I move it to one side on a slant I feel tipsy, and it sucks!
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168916
Supprise, just as I predicted, I feel ill again.
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This morning was wonderful I threw up at 7:16am, I threw up at 8:16am and I may just throw up again at 9:16am.
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Tomrrow during lunch I’m going to have a nice long convo with my bank about credit. Not about a credit card, but about credit in general, like how long it’ll take to be able to get some form of credit product or what will be required of me to receive credit in general, because it’s getting to become that time where myself and the bank have to discuss this crap, as I do need to build some form of good credit on myself (thankfully I already have 3 months with NatWest and I’ve never been in the hole with them – they’re my first and only bank.)
Anyways, thats all for me. time to head off for a bit.
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Oh look, Somebody who makes a six digit figure finally learns what kind of shit it is to live on the help of the government thanks to people like him (excessively posh people that is) who demand they pay less for the “lower class”.
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I wish I had a disease that I could yell out “Penis assface chilli bob!” and everybody would feel pitty for me. Pitty enough to give me money.
(can you tell I really want funds ;op )
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Gah! I’m slowly going through the web use logs for our other company-type-place and I’m on 5 of 13 pages, each page has 61 addresses and I’ve got to check the url off with one of three colours and one of five signs to show if it’s blocked, allowed, no action, if it’s an ad server, etc, etc.
It’s quite boring!
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Last weeks stats from eStat:
Out of 112 page views from 84 visits from 67 visitors
27.68% of you are lambs and have a .com ISP (ie AOL). 23.21% are here in the UK. 21.43% are wasting their time at work (IP address). 11.61% are following NetSol’s .net campagne. 4.46% are in some form of over priced American educational instiution. 2.68% are probably from Pretoria (thats in South Africa for you over charged under and educated ones.. hint: 4.46%) 1.79% are working for a secret US Government agency attempting to capture me and have dirty dirty sex with me. 1.79% are from Canada. (Hows the snow, eh?) 0.89% are from Belginia (Belguim for the 4.49% of you). 0.89% are from Australia. I won’t insult the ones I pitty most. 0.89% are French, your kind amuse me most, especially when you drive the wrong way on a round about. 0.89% are Dutch, you know theres two things I hate, one: people who don’t like other people’s culture, and two: the dutch.
(note: saterical comments not ment to offend. And to the 4.46% of you, I’d suggest you demand for a refund.)
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I’ve had a good weekend so far, on friday night me and David went off to the pub, had some booze and fell alseep.
On staurday we went to Bath, I spent about £47 on DVDs at HMV, David spent £53 on DVDs as well. I bought the ‘Trilogy Of The Dead’ box series, Madman and another horror movie I can’t remember the title of, then I bought my self a cat plush toy (yes I’m just a big kid). Later that night I fell asleep (at around 8pm I think).
The today we went out to Brizzle. We stopped off at ‘The Mall’ (the big one near ASDA) I spent about 200 quid today, I bought myself a bag puss, a ‘Young Ones’ Series One DVD and me and David split the cost of an X-Box! (£120 each).
Anyways, now we’re watching Day Of The Dead and I’m going to bugger off for a bit :o)
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listening to music & cooking all on a wireless connection and a laptop! ;o)
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added “chilli cheese cake” to his intrests. I urge others to do the same, I’d like to see my madness slowly take over livejournal!
Mwahaahahahahahahah choke cough choke cough cough ….. I think I should cut down on my air intake while i’m in london….
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The following people are cool Trinster, Lil Girl Lost, Barcis, and ktm.
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I’ve got one of those poof beats* in my head now…..
May day has just got much better.
- = Poof beats: a really poof song remixed into a dance track that will always be played in a gay club no matter how camp it sounds.
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Time for one of my pre-receptionist posts:
I demand all who read my journal shall post this in their own journal for my personal amusement:
The code for this nonsense is: <h1>Chilli Cheese Cake and Crackers!</h1> <h2>Chilli Cheese Cake and Crackers!</h2> <h3>Chilli Cheese Cake and Crackers!</h3> <h4>Chilli Cheese Cake and Crackers!</h4>
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Today is oddly more quiet today than yesterday… could this be ‘the eye of the storm’?
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Bloody Inland Revenue it’s been three months and I still have a rubbish tax code. But, they will be sending me some more tax related paper work in an effort to give me a less rubbish tax code.
This is because the Social Security office is pants and are taking bloody ages to issue my NI number. Wankers.
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my laptop is blowing scalding hot air onto my arm. It’s nice.
Anyways, this is my day so far:
0750: Wait at corner of street for Pip 0754: School children mocking me. 0757: I think I look like a hooker. 0800: Pip arrives (yay!) 0815: Arrive at work. 0820: Check logs and log related logging. 0845: My Engineer arrives to fix the voicemail 0846: Another department bring me another Engineer. 0846: Problem, that room can not fit two engineers. 0847: it’s decided the voicemail man will move into my office. 0900: Voicemail man needs disks, I ask a co-worker via the telephone, she informs me that there is a rumour going around that I have a man under my table. 0910: The photocopier is out of toner, nobody can replace the toner. 0915: I play with the copier for 7 minutes. I’ve got toner on me. 0919: I find out why nobody can refill the toner. We toner, just not for that model. 0935: Will it end? 1000: Webserver decides to reboot for no reason.
(been meaning to post this since 10am)
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Two Engineers showing up at the same time to work in the same room, what are the chances of that?
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164257
Today is going to be a bad day. I know this because I had only 3 minutes of hot water for my shower.
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Somebody set off the fire alarm when they burnt toast….. but thats not this issue, was it wrong for me to expect the fire men to give me a dirty lap dance for £3?
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It’s a miracle! NatWest didn’t fuck it up again!
Although I suspect this will be a short lived celebration as NatWest may just fuck up my pay cheque this friday.
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US Politics again
In his first major speech on Iraq, former vice-president Al Gore has harshly criticized the Bush administration’s unilateral approach to waging war on Baghdad, accusing the president of squandering international goodwill after the Sept. 11 terrorist attacks on U.S. soil.
In a related story President Bush has ordered Al Gore be put to death for treason and being a member of Al-Queda.
(Full Story)
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Oh look, Somebody has finally realised the new american foreign policy is something to be worried about.
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162268
Oops, I was doing reception for an hour and I hit the wrong button and put the phone down on an American…. whoops (it wasn’t intentional either!)
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It’s easy to mistake Bush for Hitler, so why are the Americans getting so upset?
The furore over foreign policy peaked late last week when a newspaper reported German Justice Minister Herta Daeubler-Gmelin had compared U.S. President George W. Bush to Adolf Hitler.
Both Daeubler-Gmelin and Schroeder denied any such comment was made. The incident angered Washington and was seized upon by Stoiber and his Christian Democrats.
Full Story
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Drunken Stickman
Remember when I said I was bored at work and doodling? Well I’ve bought an £86.99 scanner at ASDA on sunday and decided to scan somethings in, this is just one of them:
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That sugar babes song is playing over and over in my head.
Shoot me now.
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161181
In the last hour it’s only gone up by 0.2 degrees.
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This weeks stats
eStat tells me this about last week:
Of 187 page views (made by 115 visitors in 140 visits) 35.83% of you came from an unknown host (ip address) which probably means you were visiting from work, 21.93% came from a .com domain which is probably AOL because my visitors have no taste in ISPs, 18.72% of you are trendy enough to use an isp with a .net domain, 15.51% of you are British (or Welsh/Scotish but who really cares about those two places) 2.67% of you are Canadian, eh, 1.60% were visiting from a lecture in an American University, 1.07% are from Uruguay, a country I can’t spell the name of with any amount of Alcohol in me, 0.53% are Belgium-inians, 0.53% are from South Africa and are probably named ‘Ian’, 0.53% were looking for Eurotrash porn from Japan, 0.53% are from a country named after a nut…. the Brazil nut and finally 0.53% are from Belarus, my god, why?
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wrote an entry, it is here http://www.livejournal.com/talkread.bml?journal=virtualexile&itemid=539968
Read it</B.
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now has a new domain for his livejournal.
at time of posting the domain wasn’t active, well at least on telewest, but thats no suprise since they never fucking work anyways, but thats a rant for another time altogether. So yeah, it’s paid for and has been registered (I know this because they used one of my .name credits on UKReg which I paid £9.00 + VAT for so I could buy little nick his own .name domain, because well, it’s about time he had a domain so he could post porn and other such erotica up on.
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was pulled over by the police for a random stop, they breathilised him and some how he passed.
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159535
I got me wireless optical mouse working again!
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The scam artists are getting more creative
Dear sir,
I write to inform you of my desire to acquire estates or landed properties in your country on behalf of the Director of Contracts and Finance Allocation of the Federal Ministry of works and Housing in Nigeria.
Considering his very strategic and influential position, he would want the transaction to be strictly as confidential as possible. He further want his identity to remain undisclosed at least for now, until the completion of the transaction. Hence our desire to have an overseas agent.
I have therefore been directed to inquire if you would agree to act as our overseas agent in order to actualise this transaction.
The deal in brief is that the funds with which to carry out our proposed investments in your country is presently in a coded account in the Nigerian apex bank and we need your assistance to transfer the funds to your country or any safe account outside your country in a convenient bank account that will be provided by you before we can put the funds into use. For this you shall be considered to have executed a contract for the ministry. The contract sum of which shall run into US$15.5Million of which your share shall be 30% if you agree to be our overseas agent. Your area of specialisation does not matter in this transaction, all that is required of you is a safe account and your willingness to assist us acquire estates in your country.
As soon as payment is effected and the amount mentioned above is successfully transferred into your account, we intend to use our own share in acquiring some estates abroad. For this too, you shall serve as our agent . It might interest you to note that last year, a similar transaction was carried out with one MR. CHIENCHEN YU of Taiwan but after securing the payment approvals, and payment effected, MR.CHIENCHEN YU changed his numbers and addresses, and was no where to be found on our getting to Taiwan. That was how we lost US$7.5Million. So this time around , I will be with you before the remmittance is made into your provided account to avoid future occurrence and allow trust to play a very minimal role until performance is seen.
You are requested to communicate your acceptance or otherwise of this proposal, through Tel/Fax No. 234 -(Number editied out to prevent the stupid from ringing). After which we shall discuss in details the modalities for seeing this transaction through. If however, you are not disposed to assist, kindly destroy this letter in view of the confidentiality of the proposed transaction and interest of personalities involved.
Thank you in anticipation of your co-operation. Best Regards, Mr.Cyril Epa
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159150
I could have sworn I saw a bush walk across that carriage way….
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158853
My fingers hurt, and they’re still bleeding.
ouch.
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It’s official, I’m utterly amazing and I can perform miracles with photoshop.
Applications for marriage can be emailed to: mail@nrg-online.net no later than September 24th.
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for those who want to know I got these for £6 each at Ikea Bristol.
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I think I’ve got to call a taxi to get to work tomrrow….. anybody have £300 I can borrow?
btw, the Muppety Puppet is on BBC 1 now….
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I just charged up my work mobile after 2 months of it sitting there collecting dust and wasting the company’s line rental money. Now all I need to do is remember the fucking number, you see I can’t remember the number because I’ve been using my personal phone for business purposes and not claiming the £1.50 I’ve used in business related calls from the past, well, two months.
I also remember having to divert my work mobile number to my personal mobile number, but since I couldn’t remember the work mobile number I ended up giving out my personal mobile number to everybody who I’d had to give it to for various work related workness.
Yes, I’m silly for using my home mobile, but I’m not the one paying the inflated peak call rates for o2 ;)
If I haven’t made any sense what so ever then my post is a success as I’m bored and waiting for my ride to take me to lunch :o)
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Update on last post
It seems people think I read minds, granted I’ve got amazing powers such as being able to pull under the influence of alot of drink, but I can’t read minds. One person asked for a database to find names and addresses by post code and county, he really meant “write us a call management program”. Sillyness.
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I’ve realised one thing today, some people expect you to be their personal support group and don’t understand when you say things like “I will try to help you tomorrow, but I have no idea about my schedule so I don’t know if i can”.
Then they give attitude when you can’t help them because you have more important work to do.
They also forget the many times you helped them out by pushing other work around for them.
Ungreatful sods.
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157118
I got a freeserve cd today… yay.
I also forgot my iPAQ at work, I doubt I’ll ever see it again.
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Boredom
Still drawing little stick men dans ma papier because were waiting for computer related computerness.
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stick men
I’m drawing little stick men on my notepad, I’ll scan them in when I can for everybody’s amusement.
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155585
For some odd reason I’m watching the Disney Channel.
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155247
I’ve been using eStat for the last 4 years, so why can’t I fucking remember how to get into my statistics?!?!
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ktm1977: i like to drink ktm1977: but i’m not addicted or anything NRGagainTO: (as he says with his Absolut Citron in his hand)
as I post this I’ve got loud music on and bacardi in my right hand
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Those gosh darn good christian right wing freaks are at it again!
CBC News Story
The CA (formerly CRAP) are dissing the PM
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Gah, I’m trying to order an analog line for our Glasgow office from B(itch)T(elecom) some how I can see this ending in many deaths due to irritance by BT.
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I swear if I see one of these commercials for the NCDL I’m going to call 0845 7 400 600
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Prime Minister Jean Chrétien told CBC-TV in an interview Tuesday night that the United States must accept some responsibility for the terror attacks of last September.
Jean makes quite the point there, but of course that’ll be seen as ‘anti-american’ now and of course Bush will call Canada an axis of terror and blow it up.
On another point, You’d never hear Prime Minister Tony Bush saying things like that would you?
Full Story
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153138
this is this month’s O2 bill:
If you want to be nice, you could always Pay it for me.
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…Lets level the middle east… -Fat American Wanker, BBC News (Breakfast)
Yes, that’ll solve everything, lets all go in and bomb innocent people because your over-eating-fat-american-ass wants to blow up that region of the world because you think it’s all their fault. Fucking wanker, get a clue, it’s people like YOU that make bad shit happen.
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Lunch break update
So things that I’ve done today:
Flown up to Glasgow Tried to understand the Scotish Tried (and successfully) avoid dodgy Scotish notes. Fixed things for the Glasgow office, 99.99% of them work, with one thing todo but the person who I need to go through it with is out.
Thats all, bleh, fun!
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152566
Maths question!
If Rosa slept with 10 men and John slept with 24 men, how many goats did farmer Jack own?
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It’s been a fun day so far, I’m burning CDs to play over the hold queue (and I forgot to bring my amazing remix of Mousse T’s ‘Horny’ too) also my problem with nrgmedia.org was semi-fixed, which is good, but now there are those lovely 403 errors. But I’m not angry at my web host, as they do have bigger problems than my site, their bigger problems happen to be trying to bring back up server2 into it’s former self.
Thats all.
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152007
At work we’re trying to get licence for hold music from the PRS and it’s going to cost (the company) upto £162.26. After that we can play anything on the hold queue, like gangsta rap.
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Today I:
Rented an 0870 number for six months. Dug a hole. Mysteriously cut myself. Watched Channel 4 for more than 15 minutes. Put a fabulous new images on nrgmedia.biz.
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fuck, even Sainsbury’s is offering mobile services
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151094
my computer is a totaly wanker, fucking thing just crashed.
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O2 unbilled calls is at 8 pages…. if I’m not mistaken I’m fucked like a cheap whore on a good night….
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My ntl: digital cordless phone is convinced I’ve had 5 callers when I’ve only had four, and the fucking callers icon just won’t fuck off now. Bloody ntl: can’t do anything right it seems. I demand BT come and save me from this idiocy… nevermind, BT are a bunch of moronic fucks too.
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I got so drunk tonight when I got change at the pub I and they gave me two £2 coins, I though they had scammed me and given me some euros!
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150114
I’m going to spend some (more) cash at Maplin, what should I buy?
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Vibe: NoMoodTag
LJ ItemID: 150114
149128
My webcam is back up, unfortunatly due to a hardware crash on my web host my website is… well…. buggered. But I’ll make a temporary page for it soon.
btw, this cam refreshes every 10 minutes when me computer is on.
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Vibe: loved
LJ ItemID: 149128
148698
Make me a happy boy, donate £5 to me (pwetty pweaze).
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Vibe: bored
LJ ItemID: 148698
148305
“The committee asked the federal government to respond to the recommendations within 150 days."
It doesn’t even matter if the Canadian Government responds, the US is going to over step their borders….. again.
CBC News: Boost port security, Senate committee says
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Vibe: good
LJ ItemID: 148305
Contest
I’ve got a silly contest for anybody who wants it.
The FIRST person to make a sensable post to livejournal using the words: Red and White chicken filings, Cheesy vodka euros and semi-flamible penguin shite in the first paragraph could win a secret prize!
To enter make a post about your day in your journal, include those words and then comment here where the post is so I can view it :)
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Vibe: amused
LJ ItemID: 148069
147844
Soon thanks to NoChex.com I hope to be taking donations for the ‘Kevin Fund’, for those who don’t know this fund was set-up to put money into the hands of the needy… well me that is.
Actually I’m thinking of doing other things with that account too coz yeah, I think it’s time nrgmedia brought me in some cash.
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Vibe: flirty
LJ ItemID: 147844
147677
The following people must post something to make me happy: , , , and
If you lot don’t post then I’m calling Harry Potter to hex you all!*
- Not actual threat as Harry Potter is currently on tour promoting his new movie.
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Vibe: jubilant
LJ ItemID: 147677
147078
Gah! Fucking NatWest, you cheap bastards, all you gave me in intrest was 2p!?!?! I don’t think you realise how much you made off of all the poor store owners I FORCED to take Switch.
I expect at least £50 of intrest for doing that. Tossers.
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Vibe: cranky
LJ ItemID: 147078
146766
I was visited by somebody at qldbar.asn.au and I’m hoping it was some ‘during work pleasure’ as I’m a tad nervous that someone is about to sue the pants off of me!
note: if you really just want to get the pants off of me just ask, I’m easy!
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Vibe: anxious
LJ ItemID: 146766
146450
Someone just refered to the printer as a ‘cheeky bugger’. That made my day :o)
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Vibe: awake
LJ ItemID: 146450
146237
Tonight’s Challenge:
Spend Cash.
Funds required: £100+ Materials: Switch Card. Chances of waking up in a police station: 0.973%
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Vibe: amused
LJ ItemID: 146237
146024
I was going to post about last night, but it’s a bit hazy. So if anybody knows what I did last night drop me a text.
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Vibe: hungry
LJ ItemID: 146024
145748
bad sign, I’ve mixed smirnoff ice, absolut vodka and some form of orange shooter in one pint glass
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Vibe: drunk
LJ ItemID: 145748
145546
I probably can’t stand right now, but I’ve been able to ring BOTH of ’s numbers (at 4p a minute) and eat a lovely desert made by
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Vibe: drunk
LJ ItemID: 145546
145367
Tonights Challenge:
Get trashed.
Funds required: £50 Materials: Vodka, Vokda like drink, Rum and/or Rum like drink. Chances of waking up in a police station: 89.75%
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Vibe: hyper
LJ ItemID: 145367
A story from the bible
In Kevin 20:02 in the bible of me, the passage reads:
“And on then from the word of his master, NatWest, the card was decended into the darkness and shreaded to bits. The crime it commited was that of being melted in the machine of fast tickets located in Chippenham. God was pleased at the sight of the box with sharp objects that shreads, the card however was not.”
In plain English, I shreaded my old switch card in the accounting shreader.
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Vibe: devious
LJ ItemID: 145108
144891
Yay, I’ve got tomrrow off and it’s a payday so I’m hitting the high street :o) [right now I’m as bouncy as Britney Spears store bought titties]
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Vibe: bouncy
LJ ItemID: 144891
143947
If it was to all end tomrrow, I’m pretty sure my last words would be “Bugger”.
Amazing these strange thoughts I have.
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Vibe: NoMoodTag
LJ ItemID: 143947
143865
Some advice for when you’re in Scotland, put EVERYTHING on plastic, sure a Scottish £ Note is legal tender in SCOTLAND but when you return to England & Wales it’s worth fuck all. You can get it exchanged to real money at a bank, but really, why queue up when you can rack up the plastic ;o)
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LJ ItemID: 143865
Its a miracle
The most amazing thing happened today, I still own my mobile.
You might wonder why this is so amazing, well when you leave your mobile switched on in an unattended unlocked car in a petrol station chances are somebody else will soon be the new owner of your phone.
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Vibe: amused
LJ ItemID: 143401
142611
Signs that you’ve over used your card: LONDON TRANS MFM PADDINGTON (B) £1.90
I admit it, I used my switch to pay for a £1.90 single ride tube ticket from Paddington to Kilburn, I know I’m sad :o)
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Vibe: NoMoodTag
LJ ItemID: 142611
142512
I think I’m in a very shady part of Birmingham right now. I’m scared.
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Vibe: NoMoodTag
LJ ItemID: 142512
142248
Cows are fucking creepy, when you say ‘mooo mooo mooo’ they’ll just stand there staring you down. Right now I’m in a barn sitting in the car with five cows giving me the ‘Eat this beef mother fucker’ look.
Also there is one that is moving closer to the gate looking like it’s about to plow into the side of the car just to get revenge on me for mooing!
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Vibe: NoMoodTag
LJ ItemID: 142248
141919
I’ve been meaning to add , and to my ever growing friends list, which includes the likes of , , , , , , and .
I’ve completed adding them to me list-o-friends, they are now members of my cult :o)
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Vibe: amused
LJ ItemID: 141919
oooerr
I just checked my email and this showed up: Hi,
I just came across your images on the Internet, at: http://www.nrgmedia.org.uk/nrgonline/
You are a very handsome guy !!
I run an amateur website, at: http://www.amateur-guys.com/
If you are interested in checking it out, the following link is a “back door” to the site, which should work for the next 10 days or so: – link removed –
I would be very pleased to feature your pictures on the site. In return, I will give you free access, and a link to your homepage, or email address, or whatever you like.
If you are interested, more information about being featured on the site may be found at: http://www.amateur-guys.com/submit.html
Please note that this site is not a “porno” site in the usual sense. Quite a few of the amateur guys have provided nude images, but this is not a requirement.
This personal email has been sent to you because I think you are very cute, and I would genuinely like to have your images on the site, whether or not you would be willing to provide naked images.
If you are not interested, please disregard this message; there is no need to reply.
Regards, Mortie
This isn’t spam, the guy is really serious! You say, but it looks like spam, well he took the time to get past the whitelist WITHOUT getting a ‘try’ taken off of his address.
So yeah, dude is serious, I’d check the site, but I’m at work and really I could probably get fired for it.
Whateva, now my ego has shot through the roof.
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Vibe: impressed
LJ ItemID: 141666
141346
Some people are fucking dumb, especially little american girls with new credit cards, who rack up huge amounts of debit and expect other people to help THEM when THEY put themselves into the hole. Karyn go fuck yourself you over-spending-little-shit, your debit, your problem.
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Vibe: annoyed
LJ ItemID: 141346
141143
There is a very good reason I don’t drink lager, this morning those reasons came back to me. Now I’m at work feeling/looking quite ‘rough’ with any luck I won’t be using the big white telephone for business calls today.
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Vibe: groggy
LJ ItemID: 141143
140902
Today I found I really really hate microsoft more than I have ever hated them before
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LJ ItemID: 140902
sigh
I got my Switch card replaced today after that first great western ticket machine melted the hologram on the card. I really didn’t want to have to get a new one so quickly but shop keepers have decided I look like the type of guy to be committing fraud so to keep myself from having my service card removed and finding myself being questioned for card fraud I just had to have it done.
My bank didn’t seem too please about doing it, but thankfully they did it. So now this time I’ve got to learn from my mistakes and also sign the card properly this time as to avoid more close shaves with the law enforcement community.
Whatelse is new…. ah yes, I don’t know if I mentioned this but First Great Western are going to refund my extra £35 for their error, but since they have a 4 week backlog (how many people have been fucked by FGW?) it’ll take quite awhile to go through back onto my card (yay, wonderful plastic).
Umm, more intresting things, I’m going to Burnley on Friday (for those who don’t know it’s close to the dump that is Leeds) and I’ll be there until Bank Holiday monday, where I’ll be going into Scotland for work (going to be in East Kilbride on tuesday) and I maybe left there until Friday (I’m going with who is also me boss) so that’ll be cool.
And thats all for me now, back to watching the Discovery Channel (+1)
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Vibe: NoMoodTag
LJ ItemID: 140584
140341
Amazing how companies insist on telling you the same shit three times when your paying for a national rate call.
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Vibe: NoMoodTag
LJ ItemID: 140341
More spam
I got another one of those fucking spam messages trying to scam me out of my money, so I spammed him back! (and blacklisted his email address, mind you he gets an email back from the server that says “Your message can not be delivered because ‘your a fucking twat’ …")
My reply to him Dear sir,
Are you willing to change long distance providers? If so Two.Tel can provide you with the best rates around! Just have a look at some of our competitive rates*!
Australia from 9p Afghanistan from 69 yen Canada from only 8 euro cent Denmark from 390 afghanis England from 18 dinars Guam from 15 pesos Hong Kong from 1 markkaa
for more details ring Two.Tel or swing a sock full of chinese yuen around your head while singing ‘God Save The Queen’
- = Rates are based on a per minute scheme, a connection fee of 0.175 euro cent, 0.098 canadian cents and 0.9985p applies to all calls made from earth. Monthly subscription fee of €13.22, £2.09 and $22.93 required.
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Vibe: artistic
LJ ItemID: 140266
139994
If your up for a bit, well maybe alot of reading check this out
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LJ ItemID: 139994
139763
I feel like McDonalds soon, and I’ve been on this computer for about an hour, I think I should start heading off to bond street tube station to the HMV and then off to the Leicester Square tube station to see if I can catch MIB 2 (I could’ve booked 1400 but I don’t know If I’ll be able to catch the train back to Chippenham for 16:(Insert digits here).
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Vibe: dorky
LJ ItemID: 139763
139485
I’m in London today visiting Olly (I stopped in last night and stayed over) which is cool, but getting here was fucking expensive, but only because First (Not So) Great Western lost my reservation AFTER applying the £25.50 charge to my switch, so I had to purchase ANOTHER ticket for £35. But I’m told I can get a refund for the new ticket I bought as a result of the stupidity of First. Oh yeah, I also have to get my switch card replaced because the ‘fast ticket machine’ decided to crack the hologram, so I’ve got to ring up NatWest on monday to have that done…. in the meantime I hope any shop owners don’t get it in their head that I’ve made this card at home.
So thats all for now, I might go out for some McDonalds fries soon, as there is a tube station not to far from here. And then I’ve got to try and find HMV, if anybody knows the general area of the HMV in central london gimme a text :o)
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Vibe: hot
LJ ItemID: 139485
Slut Bunny
Get your free voucher for one act of sexual based pleasure by sending an email to: voucher@frequentlydrunk.com
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Vibe: horny
LJ ItemID: 138849
138536
For anybody who ever wanted to know what Harry looked like, this is him.
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LJ ItemID: 138536
Supprise
I got this sent to me from my virus checker thing Our viruschecker found the
'W32/Klez-H'
'W32/Klez-H'
virus(es) in an email to you from:
Delivery of the email was stopped!
Please contact your system administrator for details.
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LJ ItemID: 138267
138168
in about 24 hours I’m getting on a train to visit Olly again (last time I visited him was in may) and I’m goning to be staying over night and leaving at 4pm on the saturday coz he’s helping a friend move house that afternoon. So yeah thats a bit of my weekend so far.
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LJ ItemID: 138168
137901
Darr the O2 cell over here is shagged senseless, the GPRS on it is up and down, mostly down, kinda like my boxers on a good night ;op
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LJ ItemID: 137901
137572
I’m finally on O2 gprs, ah yes wonderful O2, none of that Vodafone rubbish anymore ;op
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Vibe: devious
LJ ItemID: 137572
137286
I had to buy a new phone, it cost me £192… I also got my O2 statement today, that cost me £70.17
I checked my bank account, I had only £381… now I’ve got less… dang
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LJ ItemID: 137286
137157
It’s offical, my mobile is shagged, and I need to spring about £200 for a new one. All I have to say now is FUCKING HELL
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Vibe: crappy
LJ ItemID: 137157
Darr Harr Harr
So yeah, I’m using my laptop to connect to virgin (again) but this time I’m dialing up via my faboo O2 phone (which is costing me what ever the local call rate that is being charged on peak hours – 5p a minute I think, pah, I’ll find out when my bill comes in and my income is sucked out of my bank account) anyways, it’s running at 9600bps!
Well yeah thats a bit pants, but hey it works.
I’m also changing the post time to Eastern so I don’t have to wait 5 hours to make a post via WAP (I’ve got to contact the people who make it and see if one can manually change the time because it’s a pain in the arse getting those back date errors.
Well, this has taken me 15 minutes to download my email and get to this webpage, so thats probably cost me 75p.
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Vibe: indifferent
LJ ItemID: 136926
136498
I thought i should menting that my posts are not at 3am it says they are because i’m using one of the wap clients
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LJ ItemID: 136498
Fun in Manchester
Last night was fairly nice, we went out to an indian restaurant for dinner which was good, but when we were going to a pub for a drink i started to feel ill and i was going to expell all over the pavement. So yeah that bit sucked.
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LJ ItemID: 136241
136001
I’m near Manchester in the car again, using VodaCRAP GPRS and the laptop to post strange things from the car. Well now is one of those strange post times. I was listening to Wire FM and ‘Girls Just Wanna Have Fun’ came on, needless to say I had to lipsync to it…. on the motorway…. with people watching me.
They must have though I’d gone all loopy!
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Vibe: energetic
LJ ItemID: 136001
135901
The Royal Mail looses half a million letters and parcels a week, mine was one of them.
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Vibe: annoyed
LJ ItemID: 135901
135571
Yet another reply Dear friend, I got your email and sympatise with the disconnection of your phone. Can you go to a public phone and place a call?We have to hurry up this transaction as time is of great enssence.All modalities have been perfected towards a smooth and successful transaction.I await your quick reply. Kind regards, Dr.Joseph Adaga.
My Reply Sarah,
I tried to use the public phone, but I was ¥6 short.
-Nancy
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Vibe: amused
LJ ItemID: 135571
135225
seems to enjoy living without clothing (in his photos). I suggest you oggle at his photos on his website.
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Vibe: horny
LJ ItemID: 135225
134755
Notice to all,
Today I finally added to my friends list. Why it took so long, well I’m slow and thought she was already there but wasn’t. I’m so dense sometimes.
In related news has added me to his friends list, I’m flattered, another person who likes reading the works of a nutter ;o)
Anyways, Thats all the texty chatty things for now, I shall return soon with more madness.
Oh yeah, big props to coz we’re chatting on AIM :o)
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Vibe: bouncy
LJ ItemID: 134755
Mobile phone post
I’m posting this from my mobile (over wap) and it’s cool, but you see this post isn’t showing up in the right time zone so i keep getting back date errors
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Vibe: Horny
LJ ItemID: 134349
133895
I got a reply Dear Stephanie Swanson, Thank you very much for your mail and I appologise for my late reply as it was due to my discussion with members of my commitee regarding your reply.They have given me the go-ahead to work with you for the successful conclusion of this transaction of mutual and viable benefits.I would want you to call me on monday 12th August on 234-2- XXXXXXX for further instructions and the way forward on this transaction.Once again,thank you very much and remain bless. Kind regards, Dr.Joseph Adaga.
Reply Hello Jessica,
I applolgise, but I can not call you as the bailiffs took away my phone, I think it may have had to do with that €600,000 in unpaid bills, but I’m not too sure.
-Sheila
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Vibe: giggly
LJ ItemID: 133895
133644
I think my mobile is FUCKED everytime i press the ‘2’ key the tone is all fucked (you’d have to hear it to understand), my wap isn’t working all that well and it’s not charging properly.
I knew I should have got that free nokia when I got an o2 contract, but nooo I had to save £5 a month for getting a SIM Only package. Now i’ve got to look into upgrading or paying a premium on a unlocked phone.
FUCK
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Vibe: pissed off
LJ ItemID: 133644
133017
Harry is having a doggy dream, i know this because he’s twitching and he only twitches while having a dog dream
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LJ ItemID: 133017
132686
gah, fucking telewest is starting to get on my nerves! First tonight (like wednesday and thursday) their fucking transparent proxy went down like a cheap hooker, and now it’s done it AGAIN and disallowed outbound connections to port 21 so I can’t fucking FTP.
Fucking over priced shits, they should give FREE local and national rate calls to Blue Yonder customers untill they fucking get with it.
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Vibe: angry
LJ ItemID: 132686
132367
I’ve just watched the video from Romeo Dunn on Smash hits and all I’ve got to say is this….. if I could get a bunch of hot men to sing about how I’m a bloke they want to shag senseless, I too could have a music video.
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Vibe: amused
LJ ItemID: 132367
131921
I’m gonna go see 8 legged freaks at a cinema in Swindon, but thats not the entire point of this post. If you remember earlier I almost found myself in hot water in a shop where they pretty much accused me of stealing my own switch card, well booked our tickets with my switch card (I authorised him to do so) and the lady just let it fly! Seriously, I’m quite pissed off, these are pretty much the same people who will come down on you an call you a criminal but at the same time allow what could have been fraud go by.
This really angers me, because they’ll accuse you of theft yet they’ll have no problem letting a thrid party use your card WITHOUT verifying it’s actually you! He got away with reading off the FRONT of my switch card, they never asked for proof of address or a fucking telephone number, they just said “Just bring the card in when you pick up your tickets”.
So in theory could have stolen my card, used it and I’d be liable for anything after £50 because some cunty bitch decided that they’ll only prevent the card owner from actually using THEIR OWN FUCKING CARD.
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LJ ItemID: 131921
131799
ohhh I found a new feature on my whitelisted email account… it seems when I send a message through the providers smtp servers it’ll remember the address that I sent an email to and whitelist it immedately so the recipient doesn’t have to go through the whole fun of whitelisting!
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LJ ItemID: 131799
131136
Signs that a content-filtering-proxy has gone mad:
Thankfully it’s still being tested by and myself.
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Vibe: geeky
LJ ItemID: 131136
130941
I’m a porn addict! Take the Porn addict test!
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LJ ItemID: 130941
130665
I finally received one of those ‘send us your bank details’ messages into my hotmail (eww) account, so I fired off this reply:
Dear Sir,
Unfortunatly I do not own a bank account, but if you wish to send me the funds in the form of a bankers draft which should be made payable to my maden name ‘cash’ I would be more then happy to assist you.
Thank You Princess Stephanie Swanson.
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Vibe: bouncy
LJ ItemID: 130665
130313
My new offical email address is: mail@nrg-online.net
Use it wisely and spread it around coz it’s got tonnes of filters to keep spam out ;o)
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LJ ItemID: 130313
130051
yay, my new email provider has set-up my account! But my domains are slowly moving on to it, so this give me time to build up a list of people’s email addresses for the ‘whitelist’.
Now the ‘whitelist’ is a list of email addresses that can by-pass the challenge email (an email that gets sent out to a first time emailer to make sure the email address is valid + to prove they’re not spamming).
So everybody I know please send me your email address (as all your addresses are sparsed out in a few address books) to “kevin @ madsquirrels.co.uk” (remove the quotes and the spaces from the email addy) and I’ll have you added, so when I change my email address over you’ll have no problems contacting me.
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LJ ItemID: 130051
Sickness
I’m sick and in pain again!
The problem is in my lower back, it hurts like a bitch right now and it sucks greatly, also I still have no voice so the already incomprehendable garbage that comes out of my mouth is even more incomprehendable than before, and I won’t even mention the gallons of ‘nose juice’ right now.
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Vibe: sick
LJ ItemID: 129663
129308
The letter I posted earlier is appearently a huge fraud-type-deal from West Africa, check out the following links:
NCIS Sophos
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LJ ItemID: 129308
Shopping list
- Kinder Supprise, 0.45
- Kinder Supprise, 0.45
- Smarties Can, 0.75
- Hienz Tom/Ktch Crisps, 0.27
- Hienz Tom/Ktch Crisps, 0.27
- Abslt b/Vodka, 13.49
Total 15.68
^^ Can you spot the item that doesn’t belong? ^^
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LJ ItemID: 129130
128963
oh yeah, I also rebought nrg-online.net, which I owned years ago so that was £10, so yeah, I’ve spend a few pounds today! Anyways, once I get the domain running again I’ll be able to provide free unified messaging in the UK… tis quite fabulous!
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Vibe: accomplished
LJ ItemID: 128963
128743
I’ve just got into a 12 month contract with a company that will supply my email for nrgmedia.biz, so I’ll be switching my address to something like kevin @ nrgmedia.biz. Coz they’ve got spam protection + virus protection along with no attachment limites and filtering options that lfc unfortunatly doesn’t have at this particular time.
Did I also mention for 10mb it only costed me £18 with VAT?
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LJ ItemID: 128743
128481
Has anybody else ever received one of these Dr. ABUBAKAR HAMIDU E-MAIL: ahamidu@africamail.com
Attn: sir
BUSINESS DEAL WORTH $15,000,000
My name is Dr. ABUBAKAR HAMIDU and I work with the Nigerian Customs Service. I am the Area Controller of Customs Service in Muritala Mohammed International Airport, Lagos - Nigeria. I know that you may be surprised to receive this message from an unknown person but I want you to understand that I got your contact through my position as a member of an International Trade Organisation and also through my contact at your countries Trade mission based in Nigeria . Hence I made up my mind to contact you for this confidential business deal which will be of mutual benefit to both of us and also requires a lot of trust and confidence between us.
Precisely on the 22/1/2002, my men suspected the movement around the International Airport, Lagos of 5 men among them are one foreigner. I was contacted and I ordered my men to swoop on them, 3 out of them were arrested and 2 escaped. During this process their European Bound Luggages were impounded and taken to the office for careful examination while 3 persons caught were detained as suspect. This arrest was not made public because we wanted to make proper investigation to determine actually what was in those luggage and at first we suspected that it may be connected with cocaine deals but our findings proved us wrong.
We discovered that those luggages contained foreign currencies in USA Dollar dominations of $100 bills and they were seven luggages suspectedly bound to European countries. At first, we found it very hard to detect what the contents of those luggages were as those $100 notes were coated to avoid detection by any mechanical instruments or Ex-Ray Machines and we had to take it to the Nigerian Security Printing Co-operation for analysis and it was there that they confirmed that they are genuine Dollars bills coated by a certain chemical to avoid any detection and it is at this point that we announced the arrest of the 3 persons and their luggages to the public but we carefully mentioned only 4 luggages instead of 7 because nobody was aware of it. The 3 persons that were arrested were charged to court but unfortunately they all died on the month of October, 2000 through food poison suspected to have given to them by the actual owners of the money whom we believe are governmen! t officials whom doesnt want to be named in other not to face the New Anti-corruption law established by the new regime. The case was subsequently closed and strucked out after the demise of the suspects. Before then, we have successfully removed the remaining 3 luggages said to be containing $5,000,000 (Five Million Dollars) each ie $15,000,000 (Fifteen Million Dollars all) as confessed by the suspects and I have deposited it with my contact person in the Security Company for safe keeping since no one else knows about it and through my friend several contacts have been made overseas to get the right chemical company which produces the kind of chemical used in coating these money.
Based on the facts mentioned above, I hereby contact you to be an investor in this deal since I am a Civil Servant, I cannot be able to handle it very well and also the miscellaneous expenses involved cannot be taken care of by myself alone,therefore, i want you to note that we will spend money to make this deal a reality. Also the Security Company did not actually know the source of the funds as I told them that it belongs to my friend who is a foreigner and that he wants to take the money away without the Government knowing about it and he asked me to facilitate the movement.
We have concluded arrangements with an offshore Security Company to move this money through a Diplomatic means to a country where we shall meet with the chemical company to deface this money for our own use. After the defacing of the money, the security company will then transfer the money to your account through their network and after that I go back with you for the sharing. I have been assured of 100% safety in this deal and risk free movement of this money.
When the money finally gets to your account, you will take 35% of the total sum, 65% will be for us (The Nigerian Partners)while every other expenses incurred at both ends during the course of this transaction will be re-emborsed to either parties during the time of sharing. Note that we are expected to spend some money have this deal finished successfully.
You are required to notify me of your willingness to do this business with us through E-mail (ahamidu@africamail.com) and at the same time send across your personal Phone, Fax and Mobile numbers to me immediately. This is necessary for easier and confidential communications during the transaction. And you are adviced to make ready, the Bank Account which we shall use in this transaction.
Once you notify me of your willingness to do the business with us, the money will be moved out of Nigeria to the Country where we shall meet with you, without any delay. We shall conclude the business within 8 to 10 days from the day you notify me of your willingness to do the business with us.
Note: When the business is over, you will introduce us into a profitable kind of business in your Country in which we shall invest our own part of the money.
While I wait for your quick and positive response to this proposal, I must remind to you that this Business requires Absolute Confidentiality and Urgent Attention.
Best regards. DR ABUBAKAR HAMIDU.
and wanted to reply: Dear Dr. Hamidu,
As per your request I am sending you my telephone number, it is 0207-999, please ask for Dan.
Also I do not have a bank account, so I request you make a bankers draft for the full amount to my company “Cash”.
Thank you for your time. -Lady Stephanie Johnson.
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LJ ItemID: 128481
128049
grrr…. fucking o2 says I’ve got no unbilled calls OR statements, thats a bit dumb if you ask me.
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LJ ItemID: 128049
127914
it worked!!!!
I’m dialed up to virgin…. and no comments on the whole virgin thing please!
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127600
So yeah, it’s time to post, I’m in jolly old Basingstoke. Why do you ask, well I’m doing balloon related doings with and so far it’s been good, but I’ve dammaged my lady hands (don’t ask, well do ask, but don’t).
Anyways I’m just sitting in the Land Rover (how butch of me) on the laptop, again using Vodatone gprs to livejournal away, although I wanna do some surfing, but don’t want to do it on David’s mobile (as an 0845 number would not help his bill out) but I can’t figure out how to bond my mobile to his laptop so I can’t dial out on my own account (on wonderful o2) so I can’t browse around at all :o(
Actually an update, I can browse all I need to do is switch the sims… ohhh here I go…..
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LJ ItemID: 127600
127365
One day in the land Of Bristol in the county of Avon, Kevin nearly had his switch card removed and himself taken in by police officers, all because he can’t sign his own name.
Well he can, they just don’t match at all.
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LJ ItemID: 127365
126528
This is actually what is going through my head as I sit here writing this post: “Monster chilly dog anus underpants”
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LJ ItemID: 126528
126244
Found on the o2 onemail page: Registration to this service is temporarily unavailable. Due to major system enhancements, it will not be possible to sign up for O2onemail until early June.
Anybody else notice it’s August now, or was it just me?
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125481
This is a small snippet of my unbilled calls, can you tell how many texts I send?
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Vibe: chipper
LJ ItemID: 125481
125421
Email subject of the day: “Unreal and Amazing Monster C–k Penetrations!”
My email is a void full of pornography and I have no idea how that happened.
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LJ ItemID: 125421
124933
has added me as a friend, I hope she’ll bring my wisdomless words to all the people of Australia…. or at least her friends….. heck, I’ll even settle for the cat…..
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LJ ItemID: 124933
124511
Stolen From ’s (whoo-hoo got it right this time) journal of mass textery:
Nrgonline Oh take one look at his user icons and behold! Very funny sense of humor, and I love his random posts and how he gets em there. Love his technological P.O.V.
I’m proud to announce that will be winning the MadSquirrels.co.uk award for ‘Making Kevin Giggle Like A School Girl At Work’. The gala event will be held at Lee’s Chinese Takeaway, Acton, West London. Bring £8.85 for fried rice and cheese.
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LJ ItemID: 124511
Dumbass
I got this today: Klez.E is the most common world-wide spreading worm.It’s very dangerous by corrupting your files. Because of its very smart stealth and anti-anti-virus technic,most common AV software can’t detect or clean it. We developed this free immunity tool to defeat the malicious virus. You only need to run this tool once,and then Klez will never come into your PC. NOTE: Because this tool acts as a fake Klez to fool the real worm,some AV monitor maybe cry when you run it. If so,Ignore the warning,and select ‘continue’. If you have any question,please mail to me
How stupid do you think I am?!?!?!?
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LJ ItemID: 124385
123769
Le rire aux conducteurs français sur des ronds-points m’amuse énormément.
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LJ ItemID: 123769
Bored
Ok, so my phone is silent and it irritates me so, I know quite a few people back in T.O. and of course I call a few of ‘em now and again, but it’s starting to piss me off that they too can call but choose not to.
Really I know what kind of rates you can get there, even on prepaid cards, so why is my funds being drained when they could use a bit of theirs.
But they might not know my numbers, so ‘ere they are again:
011-44-1225-341-039 011-44-7734-653-887
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LJ ItemID: 123536
Leichfield
So I’m in/near a place called Leichfield, quite a nice place although I’ve got to be up at 7:30am to get to Alton Towers (which I’m not too thrilled about going to) so bleh thats my day.
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LJ ItemID: 123153
Cha
So now I’m on a laptop in the car connected by VodaDrone GPRS and listening to Radio 1.
How sad/trendy am I?
(btw, going to finish watching The Life Of Brian on DVD soon)
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LJ ItemID: 122957
122863
I started to feel a bit home sick, so I bought a CD online for £15.99 (plus £1.00 P&P) and now I feel better, I love Switch.
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LJ ItemID: 122863
122613
Guess how much I’ve been paid… no go on…. ok then £973.50…. now guess how much was taken out in tax….
400 FUCKING POUNDS
Can you feel the joy?
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LJ ItemID: 122613
121961
I’ve found my quicken deluxe 2000 and I’m now using it for my finances, but it’s canadian (coz this computer was taken over when I move here) so instead of £ all my funds are shown in $!
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LJ ItemID: 121961
121710
I feel quite sick right now, I don’t think the Chicken Balti and Lemon Meringue pie are working well together.
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LJ ItemID: 121710
121457
I swear if Jade wins the £70,000 I’ll end my life as then she’ll be on EVERY FUCKING show in Britian and I don’t think I could cope with that.
As you can probably tell I’m watching Big Brother’s Little Brother on E4 and the ‘Jade moments’ make me want to mad. That voice is like a pig squealing!
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LJ ItemID: 121457
Fun online work
I forgot to post this yesterday, but I got this link from ’s LJ and I wasted my entire afternoon at work reading all about the evil disney empire.
It’s a MUST READ!
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LJ ItemID: 121041
Just a reminder
Just a simple reminder that is still around and she wants your money … I mean your questions, so go and ask her some!
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LJ ItemID: 120436
ohhhhhhhhhhh
I’ve got a new design!!!
I’ve spent most of my work day doing it too. I’m also going to spend some time re-doing it for my friends page and calandar (if I can keep my sanity that long).
Well joy!
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Vibe: accomplished
LJ ItemID: 120291
119756
03:28.00, alarm still going - police a no show. 03:28.30, alarm stopped for 1 second and is continuing to ring.
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LJ ItemID: 119756
119450
Follow up: I just rang the police and appearently the alarms are susposed to stop after 20 minutes… it did but for about 1 second then kept going, so the alarm is probably fucked but they’re going to send a patrol car when they can. (I rang the non-emergency number)
So with any luck that thing will be silenced soon.
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LJ ItemID: 119450
Shat
I think a neighbours house is being burgled/in the proccess of burning down then again the alarm is probably malifunctioning.
I’m tempted to ring the police up in a bit, but I won’t now as the security company hasn’t shown up and no-one else has rang the coppers.
But in the event this goes on to 3:30 I will end up calling the police to shut it up.
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LJ ItemID: 119154
Dang
A bug just comited bugicide in my coke, poor little guy, was his buggy existance that bad?
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LJ ItemID: 118650
118216
is here to “ansa all yo tarot questions, mammah!”
:o)
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LJ ItemID: 118216
118010
Random Though: I’ve always prefered to have 50p coins, but until today I’ve only had one. Is there some kind of kinky coin sex that’s happening in my wallet? Because I’ve got about £5 in 50p coins now!
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LJ ItemID: 118010
117519
AhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhH! Anita, I closed the AIM window and lost your Username, IM me again or email it to kevin@madsquirrels.co.uk
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LJ ItemID: 117519
117320
I’ve just called my way around the UK, and it was fab…. then again I’m sitting at work reading “True Porn Clerk Stories” so anything about now will amuse me.
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LJ ItemID: 117320
Ack
Jade’s mouth is bigger than her ass, My god, I want to pitch a brick through my telly.
On another note, does anybody else want to beat Jade with a porcupine?
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LJ ItemID: 116759
116645
Oh dear, I just visited ' journal and as I was scrolling down (mind you I’m at work) I saw penis! no really I did, and quite a bit of it too! This normally isn’t a problem, but thats the last thing I expected to pull up at work!
(FYI: I’m revisiting the journal again tonight to view more penis pics! – Ah yes penis) ;op
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116239
I can’t log in to my o2 mail, which is irritating coz I wanna check for some texts, but o2 seem not to want me to get in via the web OR wap. Durr, how about a motto change “See what you can’t do, o2”
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LJ ItemID: 116239
116130
Mwahahaha, Tim from Big Brother can’t mack out it seems…. His Personal Ad
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LJ ItemID: 116130
115535
New Motto for the US Navy: “When we ain’t blowin' up dem Afghanis weez kickin' some fag ass”
CBC News Story
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LJ ItemID: 115535
115240
If you’ve got Living TV you can watch The Matthew Shepard Story on Monday July 22nd, 2002 at 9pm.
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LJ ItemID: 115240
115172
I’ve done something stupid…. My mouse and mobile were in the same general area, and when I went to click, what do you think I grabbed?
{ Long Pause }
My Mobile! and I wondered why my little mouse icon didn’t move, so I moved my mobile about and it took me quite a bit of time to realise that it was actually my mobile and not the mouse.
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Vibe: amused
LJ ItemID: 115172
Evilness
Ok, so I just bought FrequentlyDrunk.com for about £10.80 and in the next 24 hours or so it will start working here, but as a result vodka.nrgmedia.biz will no longer work.
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Vibe: accomplished
LJ ItemID: 114902
114344
This is a stupid ass banner:
It’s like saying “Get your .US domain for €19.95 a year” stupid fucking company!
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LJ ItemID: 114344
Updates from beyond
As you can probably tell I’ve been quite busy with my journal, first off I’ve pointed vodka.nrgmedia.biz to it (I’ll soon be buying a new domain for it, I love my switch card!). Secondly I’ve gone back to Refried Paper, which I stopped using for a bit coz it went all dodgy on me. But now it seems to work without problems. I’ve modified quite a bit, you’ll notice that the Comments link has changed to “£X.99 in the bank, so make a deposit” (the ‘X’ is the number of comments, so 3 comments is £3.99) you’ll also notice the same (sort of) on my friends page, but instead of it being X.99, it’s X.57.
Another wonderful add-on is the “Text” header, it’s away of sending me text messages BUT if you plan on using the o2 option you NEED to register and I think you can only do that if you’re in britian (they have to verify your mobile number to send messages). As for the email option, we’ll at the mo' it’s a bit dodgy, I haven’t got alerts just yet and the WAP interface is buggered up so I can only check ‘em at home. Btw, I forgot to mention you NEED to know my mobile number to use the txt feature from o2 online. And the number is 07734 653 887.
Anyways, I’m going to be working more on this and I’ll let ya know more as it goes on. I’ll probably register the new domain tomrrow or the day after (when ever I can unload the 12 quid into my bank account).
Thats it for now….
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LJ ItemID: 114063
113771
It’s offical, my NatWest account has only £4.52.
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LJ ItemID: 113771
Help Help
I’m being attacked by small insects that arn’t mosquitos!
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LJ ItemID: 113617
113186
I need to fucking leave this fucking office or I’ll fucking go mental, I’ve been here since 8:10am and I haven’t been able to leave since and I’m fucking hungry, fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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LJ ItemID: 113186
112688
What’s Your Inner Demon?
this quiz was made by Melissa
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LJ ItemID: 112688
112268
Oh, I forgot to mention, I got me free Rubber Johnnies from Radio 1 today!
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LJ ItemID: 112268
112004
Just another sign that israel is a nasty country that has nothing better to do but repress a group of people. CBC News
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LJ ItemID: 112004
111733
I think is dead, he hasn’t returned from his trip and his mobile is off, but then again thats probably because it’s 6:29am over there and he’s probably asleep ;op
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LJ ItemID: 111733
111508
Fuzzzt, I’m sooooo tried, I’m now sitting at work (after going thru some accounting torture) and I’ll I’m doing is sipping fanta and waiting for the nice lady with the truck full of food to come by (at around 10:50am)
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LJ ItemID: 111508
111179
Today was fab, Jon picked me up at around 12:30, we got a bit lost between Melksham & Yate, but about an hour later we got there (well to the safeway atleast where we got pizza, garlic bread, icy lemon fanta and pringles). So for the entire afternoon we just sat out back in the fab weather and chatted and at about 4pm he drove me back home and we actually found a better way than using the M4 which took quite a bit of time off the trip.
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Vibe: mellow
LJ ItemID: 111179
111003
Whoo-hoo! I’m going out with Jon (not going out going out, but going out to a shop kind of going out)
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LJ ItemID: 111003
Darr harr harr
Well now I’m out at Pyromania @ Cruz 101 (who supply these nifty computers!) and I’m sorta havin' fun. The only reason I’m not totally out of it by now is because of that dodgy chinese food which decided to come back up for a visit in Sub 101’s finer stalls. So that was £8.99 down the drain (litterally I suppose).
Also just now it seems I was sitting in a: A) Alcohol spill, B) Barf Spill or C) Semen Spill [circle which apply].
Anyways, I found that lemonaide & a double vodka have the amazing ability to make me feel like re-throwing up already thrown up materials, so I’ll never ask for that again!
And also it seems I was only a few pence short of £12.50 coz I was denied when I asked for £10.00 cash back (they have to sell you a £2 bar voucher to get cash, and I think a 50p services charge) so I had to get £5 instead… fucking switch card ;o)
Anyways, thats about all from me for now coz the bacardi & archers are starting to make their way to my head and the Kylie isn’t really helping that (not that I’m complaining) ;o)
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LJ ItemID: 110816
Oi
Anybody up for some text sex*? If so text 07734 653 877 (or +447734653887 from a non-uk gsm mobile)
Note: men need only apply, charged at your providers normal rate, see in store display for details, no purchase (of goat) nessary, calls cost 21p a minute with a maximum call charge of £900,837,093.78, some lawyers may not approve, sex must be initated by you, must be at least 18 to ride
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LJ ItemID: 110213
110040
I…. Can’t….. fucking…. get…. that….. stupid…. Nelly…. song…. out…. of… my… head!!!!!
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LJ ItemID: 110040
Office gossip
Kevin Costelloe says: I heard Sharron in accounting shagged Stephanie with a two way dildo….
David says: What???!!!????!!!
David says: Who is Stephanie?
Daz Mania says: Ohhh
David says: Who is Sharron?
Kevin Costelloe says: i feel left out in the gossip game so I’m making somethings up
Daz Mania says: i wana hear more
Kevin Costelloe says: Then Darren walked in and beat Sharron with a Salmon!
Daz Mania says: yes the dirty bitch!!
Daz Mania says: and David video’d it to sell on the net
Daz Mania says: perfect gossip!!
Kevin Costelloe says: no, but Jack who was down in reception left his mobile in the supplies closet and he forgot to hang up on Sharron’s boss' wife’s cousin-in-law’s best friend’s answerphone!
Daz Mania says: uh oh
Daz Mania says: thats quite the scenario
Kevin Costelloe says: oh yes, and theres more….
Daz Mania says: oh intrigued
Kevin Costelloe says: Dan who is in Finland right now has a dog that keeps on attacking 999 operators, and then Jessica from accounting found this out and told Sally, you know that whiney bitch from payroll, anyways sally was like “Oh my god, i used to work for 999 as an operator” and then the dog came and attacked her…. but nobody helped because in the office there is a parrot who guards the telephone so employees can’t use the phone for calls and like cost the company big £££! anyways, so like nobody could call 999 but sherrie just ended up laughing her self to death…
Daz Mania says: LoL
Daz Mania says: uve way to much time on your hands
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LJ ItemID: 109262
One the lines
on the lines of free condoms here’s somewhere that you can get lube and femidoms too!
http://www.gmhp.demon.co.uk/services/supplies.html
(Wiltshire & Swindon ONLY)
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LJ ItemID: 108817
108789
I’ve got Polo, Refreshers and Fizzy Jerkz from the garage down the road, and it only cost me £1.48
edit: I’ve bought 6 things of them (all together) at 23p each
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Vibe: happy
LJ ItemID: 108789
108241
There is a bird outside the office window that is trying to fly against the wind and it isn’t getting far at all, its actually just staying in the same spot flapping about not realising it’s getting nowhere!
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LJ ItemID: 108241
107796
Theres been a nice bloke who just came by, he’s quite shaggable!
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LJ ItemID: 107796
Shit
I got a £100 Cheque Guarentee Card…. shit, how’d I pull that one off?
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LJ ItemID: 107736
I got Spaced
hehehehe, I got Spaced at Heaven last night.
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LJ ItemID: 107421
106535
wanna go clubbin' in Cardiff and Paris in September?
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LJ ItemID: 106535
106472
ohh ohh ohh! I am so applying for this! BBC Jobs
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LJ ItemID: 106472
106083
I’m doing ‘data entry’, its just as fun as listening to Radio 4 or watching BBC 2 after 2am
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LJ ItemID: 106083
105786
I got plastercene for £1.50… I think I have to be the saddest person on earth.
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LJ ItemID: 105786
Fun in Cardiff
Last night me and went out to Cardiff (Wales for those who don’t know) and we had a blast. Although I did over indulge in vodka related products (and I also invented ‘double vodka water’) all night, I also at some point in the night got myself locked out of my mobile so when I woke up handed me his mobile and said “Now you can make that phone call you needed to” so I thought he was mad until he explained what happened….
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LJ ItemID: 105631
Two new links
I’ve got two new links in my “Favourites” menu, both at the top… first one is:
Telewest’s Call Rate Calculator and One.Tel’s Call Rate Chart
Both my new best links in preventing me from going in debt
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LJ ItemID: 105133
Press Release
Just a reminder by midnight tonight my current mobile number 416 839 5075 will go out of service, remember my new mobile number is (+44) [0]7986 070 894 (remember is charged at One2One’s mobile rate, check your telecom provider for details, no purchase nessary, some restirctions apply, offer valid today only, ring 07986 070 894 to apply, for no purchase entry give me £18.)
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LJ ItemID: 104660
Update
I just noticed 60p that I didn’t count, that brings the total to: £52.25
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LJ ItemID: 103942
103608
I’m almost leaving tomrrow night is my LAST full night here in the Tee Dot and I’m going to be doing my last little things, return some crap to Rogers then head out and visit those in Port Credit (my grandmother & mother), then meet up with Frank later that night and that’ll be all!
Then I’ll be meeting up with Elyse @ Pearson Int’l at around 2:30-3:00pm and by 6:00pm I’ll be outta here!
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LJ ItemID: 103608
The Incomptience of America
Oh look, are you supprised to hear this? CBC News: U.S. pilot who bombed Canadians broke rules….
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LJ ItemID: 103345
Its Born
I’ve created for the MadSquirrels website (my homepage) but not for the main site, no no, it’s for the secure pages of doom (which can be found here – but you need a password)
Yeah, so email me to join and or sumthin, and get your MadSquirrels Password today!
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LJ ItemID: 103109
Time Remaining
Click Here to see how much time I’ll be in Canada for.
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LJ ItemID: 102883
hm
Well tonight was interesting, first off I should mention I’m ticked off at and this is why, I was going to see the SEASON FINALE of Queer As Folk at Woody’s and I really wanted to come coz it’s the last episode AND lets not forget I’m leaving next tuesday. So when I called him he’s like “oh I’m not coming, we’re going to see a movie” I’m thinking WTF movies run ALL THE FUCKING TIME and this is a one off thing, which really pissed me off, but hey what does it matter?
So later on (about 3 minutes actually) when I’m expressing my distaste to about the incident I get on a streetcar to get to Yonge St & Dundas and this fucking driver has the nerve to tell me to watch my language, so I’m thinking EXCUSE ME JACKASS I pay an over fucking priced fare to keep your ass from striking so you can FUCK OFF and SHUT THE FUCK UP.
Anyways, when I got to Woody’s I found Mark and a few of his friends and ended up enjoying myself in light of other circumstances.
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LJ ItemID: 102609
101960
Well I just had a chat w/ on AIM…. He’s totally cool and a total hottie grin anyways has told him some good things about me so thats also cools. Anyways, I’m now going to pop off to bed now.
Listening to: I can see (in your eyes) - Alice Deejay
Vibe: chipper
LJ ItemID: 101960
Stock Price
Kevin Costelloe’s Present Stock Rate: CODE: KEV.C EXCHNG: LONDON PPS*: £320.00
(* Price Per Share)
Listening to:
Vibe: bored
LJ ItemID: 101475
Youll Never Guess
Well I was standing in an endless queue at McDonalds @ Spadina & Queen sts, and as my turn is coming up this kid runs to the window (only the walk-thru window was open) an asks the manager to dial 911 coz some guys tried to hold him up!
Toronto is becoming a bit fucked up these days, thankfully I’m leaving soon!
Btw, I know that there is crime here, but the two guys who held him up tried to stab the kid with a syringe when he told them he had no cash… and thats fucked up!
Listening to:
Vibe: discontent
LJ ItemID: 101221
oh la la
So i just got back from the Molson Amplatheatre at ontario place w/ we were @ the blue rodeo constert (my step father is in the band and I got FREE drinks) newasys I’m plastered watching the bride with white hair on SCREAM.,.. now thats all, piss oiff
Listening to:
Vibe: drunk
LJ ItemID: 100753
100371
You know you’re an idiot when you order a “Large Chicker Caesar Salad”
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Vibe: dorky
LJ ItemID: 100371
Sittin Chillin
So I got the iMac back to my step father’s place by taking a GO train and a cab from Exibition Station, but at least it worked out. Now I’ve got to find a temporary dial-up ISP from the 19th on to abou the 24th (5 days) so I think I’ll ring up one of my friends and get their access for now….
Listening to:
Vibe: nerdy
LJ ItemID: 100204
saugga
My mother has moved out into missisaugga now and I’m staying w/my step father for the next two weeks…. I also traded computers with my grandmother and I’ve got a slightly new iMac, and I think it’s under the 62 kg limit so I can bring it!
Listening to:
Vibe: blah
LJ ItemID: 99963
I lurve COGECO o
This is HALARIOUS, I sent this email to COGECO’s abuse dept: Hello,
I received a returned email from appearently ‘postmaster@nrg-online.ca’ which orginated from the COGECO@Home network (with a return-path to sublimedirectory.com).
I would just like to take the time to point this out to my own isp (lfc) incase you receive any complaints about this domain, also I would like to point this out to COGECO so they may do something about it… although I doubt that they will.
Thank you -Kevin
(forwarded message clipped)
Their Reply:
Hi Kevin,
Thanks for your vote of confidence ;)
What has likely occurred is that a system infected with the Klez.h virus has both your return email address and nrg-online.ca (at least) in their address book. The properties of the Klez.h virus is that it randomly selects an address for both the To and From field…it appears you were the lucky From field address.
What occurred next is that the nrg-online.ca mail servers assumed you were the sender and bounced the message back to you. I have contacted the nrg-online.ca people to suggest they alter their mail server properties but, unfortunately, I do not have any original email header to determine where the first, likely virus ridden, email originated from.
So that is, in my opinion, what has occurred.
Regards
Cogeco Network Security www.cgocable.net/aup abuse@cogeco.net
Ps - Not all us abuse departments suck :)
Listening to:
Vibe: amused
LJ ItemID: 99591
99451
I took a v.cold shower today….. it was the best shower ever… seeing as woke up not being able to brethe since it was like 40C in my room… fucking canada
Listening to: AtillaMix - ClubHouse Vocals 1
Vibe: NoMoodTag
LJ ItemID: 99451
Ive got a reputation
Listening to: Pink - Dont Let Me Get Me (Ernie Lake
Vibe: NoMoodTag
LJ ItemID: 98712
97559
I ran across this: may I suggest reading his userinfo b4 reading his journal….. userinfo
Listening to: AtillaMix - ClubHouse Vocals 1
Vibe: contemplative
LJ ItemID: 97559
97087
Seeing as this worked for …. anybody want to give little kevy a paid account, please with sugar, condoms and lube on top :o)
Listening to:
Vibe: bouncy
LJ ItemID: 97087
96391
malibu and coke is fab…. it’s got alcohol, caffine, sugar and a coconut after taste!
Listening to: AtillaMix - Trance Vocals 3
Vibe: artistic
LJ ItemID: 96391
96089
I feel like beating my neighbours to death with their own body parts… why must they ALYWAYS decide to piss me off when I’m in a v. bad mood…. btw, it was my fan that was too loud it seems because thats whats drowning out my music…. people are such bastards.
Listening to: AtillaMix - Trance Vocals 3
Vibe: aggravated
LJ ItemID: 96089
And god said blow thy enemies brains against yonder wall
Some people ask me why the shotgun is a gift from god, this is why it is.
Listening to:
Vibe: irate
LJ ItemID: 95507
Bus drivers are cunts
If you already haven’t figured it out TTC bus drivers (and streetcar drivers) are fucking cunts.
How do I know this, well when ever you need a bus and the bus is waiting on a red light they ignore you (while your on a bus stop) and act like its your problem that they are too fucking lazy to open the doors when they have more than enough time to do so.
I tyhink they should pay me to use their shit service.
FUCK MONKIES
Listening to: Grinding of streetcar wheels on the tracks
Vibe: infuriated
LJ ItemID: 95401
me and nick
Me and went out to woody’s to see the ‘best chest’ contest and appearently after the drinks I bought him I was able to coax him to participate… god I luv Roofies! …. just kidding… I think Nicky did it on his own, yet blames me for it :o)
Listening to:
Vibe: drunk
LJ ItemID: 95216
Euro
I just counted my euro coins and I still have €10.80 or CAD$15.24 or £6.82 or US$9.93 or R98.82 or ¥1,240.67 or 486.08 Rupees or HK$77.52 or Kr80.27…. damn currency converter…
Listening to:
Vibe: blah
LJ ItemID: 93670
horny down the street
I’m walking down Harbourd Street listening to Mousse T after getting fish and chips at Harbourd Fish And Chip… now I just got on the streetcar and speaking of horny there is a hottie in front of me and I’m visualising his pants pulled down as I rub his nice ass….. I am such a slut if you havent figured it out just yet.
Also my bus is waiting in traffic @ Bathurst station so I know I’ll catch it, actually hold on…. (walking over to the bus) ….. got it!
thats all for me just going to post this and then stop playing w/the iPAQ.
Listening to: I’m horny - Mousse T
Vibe: ditzy
LJ ItemID: 93349
waiting
I’m just chillin' here in my empty classroom waiting for the guy incharge of credits and stuff to return so I can find out what I need to do now. I found out that I can probably end up doing correspondance for school next year (reasons later) so that would be FAB!
Anyways, gots nothing more to write so cya.
Listening to: Silence
Vibe: bored
LJ ItemID: 93171
Grrr
Sometimes my friends/co-workers and humanity in general forget I’m a big poofy queen and it takes me upto 2 hours to get ready to leave…. the fools!
Listening to: dolly parton - 9 To 5 (2002 Whitelabel)
Vibe: aggravated
LJ ItemID: 92440
92164
Wanna Add it on your Journal? brought to you by of Sarkie Git
Listening to: Mousse T vs Mr Bishi - Horny Boy (J-Ho’s Closure Mix)
Vibe: NoMoodTag
LJ ItemID: 92164
91728
I’m considering applying for this: http://www.bbc.co.uk/jobs/e55467.shtml
Listening to:
Vibe: awake
LJ ItemID: 91728
Photos from London
Listening to: Mousse T vs Mr Bishi - Horny Boy (J-Ho’s Closure Mix)
Vibe: bouncy
LJ ItemID: 91409
the film fest
I’m writing to my journal from the film festival I’m now sitting in cinema 1 waiting for the film to start and I can see the b-girlz and I think I saw the guy from 5ive who I spent a while snogging with!!!!!!!!!
Listening to: chattering in the cinema
Vibe: crazy
LJ ItemID: 91309
waiting is sooooo boring
since i was early to the cumberland cinema I have to wait outside untill 1230 and that blows.
Listening to:
Vibe: frustrated
LJ ItemID: 91091
I feel like Japanese
So I am sitting here in my favourite Japanese Restaurant (Asahi Sushi Zone - 60 Church Street) and I’m just waiting for my Chicken Teryaki lunch so I thought I might as well post to my journal. Today I am going to try to get tickets to “Queers and Querks” at the Inside Out film festival so I can see the short film called “The Dress” by the b-girlz… anyways foods here…. cya
Listening to: japanese restaurant music
Vibe: calm
LJ ItemID: 90810
Back in town and 5ive
So last night I got back into Toronto at 11am and of course when I get back I had to goto 5ive so I called little Nicky () and we met up @ The Second Cup…. while I was waiting for Nick who happened to be late of course, I met a new person (yay me =p) his name is Hassan (), I had to leave with Nick as Hassan headed off to 5ive, but later I found him in the club, had some fun, got really drunk and started asking for sex from Nick…. so it seems I have surpassed my reputation as a whore again…. :)
Listening to: DJ008 vs Thunderpuss 2000 - Tony Does Tribal Queens MMX
Vibe: awake
LJ ItemID: 90582
Pros and Cons of being back
Pro: The coca-cola tastes normal Con: Can’t Get Fanta Pro: Haven’t almost got my self killed yet by crossing the street Con: I’m back here Pro: Smirnoff Ice has 7.5% Alch. Con: This place sucks Pro: I own a metropass and it’s cheaper than the Tube (£5/day when I was there) Con: The TTC is shit and the Tube is half decent. Pro: I know the number to Beck Taxi off by heart Con: The only time I use it is when I’m drunk and theres nothing to do here but get drunk. Pro: There are no welsh people with their crazy welsh language here Con: There are Québecois with their crazy language here
You see I can’t win, can I?
Listening to:
Vibe: horny
LJ ItemID: 90290
Leaving
Well thats it, I’m leaving London (totally against my will) and it sucks, I dun wanna leave and go back to Canada….. I really like it here…..
Listening to:
Vibe: NoMoodTag
LJ ItemID: 90058
89668
Just spent €25 on a 2cd pack, but I didn’t bring a stupid cd player…. anyways, I’ve got my eye on this: Ericsson FM Radio Handsfree I need music! I’ll be able to get it in Manchester tomrrow sometime for about 26 quid…..
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Vibe: NoMoodTag
LJ ItemID: 89668
Dublin Fun
Well I’m in Dublin right now and it’s been… err…. entertaining! last night I set out for a walk to, well anywhere and I got seriously lost!
I spent 3 hours trying to figure out where I was! So I had to call david back in the UK and we spent 1 hour on the phone trying to get me back to my hotel….. did I mention that I forgot what the name of my hotel was?
So that was a blast, but now I’ve got myself lost again, well not really I am on Lord Edward Street (or Sráid an Tiarna éadbhard) and I am looking for Dame Street, but I can’t find it (I wanna go shopping and I have to take Dame Street to get to Trinity College so I can then get down to Grafton Street and thats where all the shops are! (btw, I have got €31 left… well €29 after an hour at this internet cafe)
So thats all for me for now, feel free to sms me at +14168395075 while I am in Dublin and when I get back to the UK it’s back to +447986070894 :)
edit: I hate these keyboards over here, everything is so different on them and it gets in my way!
Listening to: Music from the cafe
Vibe: content
LJ ItemID: 89546
Leeds
So now I have seen Leeds and all I have to say is it’s a DUMP what a shit hole….. Anyways an update, I got a new mobile number while I am here it’s 07986 070 894. Its with virgin mobile and the sales man who sold me the kit was hot, hot, HOT!!!!!
Anyways if you wanna text me you need a gsm network (in canada only fido works) and send the message to: +447986070894
Listening to:
Vibe: flirty
LJ ItemID: 89157
in london
i am in london now and i am watching ‘So Graham Norton’ on channel four and thats about it for now….
Listening to:
Vibe: thoughtful
LJ ItemID: 88865
88443
Listening to: Infinity - Take control (D I G I T A L L Y - I M P O R T E D - EuroDance & HiNRG - Finest imported cheese on the net!)
Vibe: NoMoodTag
LJ ItemID: 88443
Now for a more coherent post
Ok, I noticed that I did post last night and in my state that was a bit fucked up….. anyways heres a more coherent version:
Last night I was walking up Church street to my fave Japanese restaurant when I ran into Scott and Brad and then eventually Gary and somebody named Terry (sp?/? in general) so we went to Swiss Chalet, and then after that we parted ways, so then I called Frank who was at Hair Of The Dog and I went there for a bit and had a beer (how not me) until Eric came by so then he had a vodka on the rocks (I’m suprised I can remember all of this) after we were done our drinks me and eric parted but on my way out I noticed Nick from work and we chatted a bit. Then finally we left, walked to 5ive got in and there was like nobody on the dancefloor, so I got meself a smirnoff ice (end of night count ~5… well thats all I can remember + the one I had to leave 2/3rds full later) and got on the dancefloor, we danced for quite a bit, eric left at around 1am and I was left intoxicated and alone with nobody to help me home ;p
So on my way to the bar (again) I found a nice boy who pinched my ass and all I thought was “I go to find my self a drink and I get a nice boy!” but he was maried or something, or maybe even a rentboy (I thought he said something about client) but pah what does it matter now… so about 2am I had to leave, my brain gave me that “Look fucko I’m soo going to take you down in 30 seconds” sign, so I got my coat and realised I HAD NO CAB FARE!!!! coz I spent $50 in drinks!!! so I had to rely on the TTC which was horrible coz I was quite drunk and couldn’t stand up right so I ended up clinging to a utility pole on Bay street for 10 minutes until the bus came. Then I got off at Bathurst and that bus had left earlier so I had to hold on to that utility pole for 30 minutes!!!! and people who were just as drunk as me started yelling at me from cabs, it was halarious (now anyways). So once the bus came I went up to St.Clair and being the bright blonde I am I ran across the street and then I realised “Shit how do I stop again” so I ended up falling down then after that most of the night was a blur…… btw, I did end-up dancing with el rentboy and he did play with my balls for quite a bit in the club :)
Listening to: Madonna - 71 - Thunderpuss - What It Feels Like For A Girl - Jan 01
Vibe: calm
LJ ItemID: 88238
frunk
hey people type people. guess what… if you have not figured i am quite drunk and i figured i might post here…. tonight I went out with eric & frank… I mer frank @ The Hair Of The Dog on Church and Wood b4 meeting up w/Eric at the same location… then me and eric walked to 5ive and ended up dancing for a bit, and when eric left I went to the bar (yay) and found a nice boy who pinched my ass so I’m like “yeah” and we dancd for a bit and hen I thought he was a rent boy so I fucked off to the washroom to take a little wee-wee and then I went upstairs and got another smirnoff ice, but I couldn’t finish it coz I was fucked up royally so I got my coat and I left….. I ended up waiting for the Bloor-Danforth bus, got it eventually took it to bathurst but I messed the fucking bathurst bus so I had to wait 30 minutes clutching to a fucking pole and I realised by the time I got to Bathurst and St.Clair that my pants were undone since I left 5ive, coz that hot guy played with my balls for a bit, but thats not the issues…… anyways, when I got to st.clair I ran accross to the west side of the street and rolled over when I got there.,…. hahahahhahaha… anyways, then I staggarded home and that was it!
hahahahahahaha, anyways I'\m gonna pass out soon, so fuck off~1 yeah thats it, emaill me and we’ll ahve s and lots of it!
Listening to: Jackie O - Breakfast At Tiffany’s
Vibe: drunk
LJ ItemID: 87945
87618
Listening to: Unknown Artist - Air Supply All Out Of Love 200
Vibe: NoMoodTag
LJ ItemID: 87618
I will survive
Would you survive a horror movie? Find out @ She’s Crafty
Listening to: Tweet - Oops Oh My (Liquid 360 Club mix)
Vibe: NoMoodTag
LJ ItemID: 87455
86933
The peeing sheep shallinvade Livejournal!All hail the peeing sheep!blame for this!
Listening to: Aaron Simpson - Volume 4 - www.aaronsimpson.net (D I G I T A L L Y - I M P O R T E D - European Trance, Techno, Hi-NRG… we can’t define it!)
Vibe: NoMoodTag
LJ ItemID: 86933
hmm
WITHOUT PREJUDICE
Mr. Costelloe,
I note correspondence was sent to you today from Ms. Dix, our Domains Manager, providing you with the necessary information to effect the transfer of the domain name to TELUS. We still await receipt of your written confirmation that you will not now, or at any time in the future, register any domain name that includes a trade-mark owned by TELUS.
As I indicated to you in our telephone conversation, we take issue with the comments you have posted on www.teluscorp.com and accordingly, we will not be extending the date for compliance with the conditions contained in our letter dated May 2, 2002.
I trust we will be able to fully resolve this matter, on or before May 8, 2002.
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Vibe: NoMoodTag
LJ ItemID: 86729
Letter To Telus
Hello,
In our earlier conversation you said that You would have the information by the end of the business day (assumed 5pm MT) it is now 7:40pm ET and as of yet there hasn’t been any information from your office.
We now have two options: a) you get me in direct contact with your IT department. b) you extend the required date from May 8th to something a bit more reasonable with the amount of time that is being taken on your end.
Also on may 12th i will be leaving the country until the 21st so i will not be as easily contactable as i am now, so i suggest we expediate this transfer, or if any phone correspondance is required between the 12th and 21st as a result of TELUS' slowness I will invoice TELUS for the amount of the phone call from Canada to the UK (roaming rates are charged upto $3.45/min depending on the network).
I hope you will hurry in this matter.
-Kevin NRG Online.
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Vibe: apathetic
LJ ItemID: 86153
Stupid Telus
On Friday May 3rd, 2002 I sent a reply to your email requesting to have the information to change all the contacts of teluscorp.com to. As of yet you have not replied, please send the information to this email address by May 7th, 2002 at the latest or I will not be able to comply with your ‘demands’ unless that is what you are aiming to accomplish, in that case I will be phoning a lawyer on May 7th, 2002 @ 4:00pm Eastern Standard Time if a reply from you or another Telus representitive does not arrive.
Hopefully it will not come down to that. If you need to get in touch with me immedatly feel free to call 416-839-5075.
Have a good day -Kevin NRG Online.
Listening to: Sunbeam - One minute in heaven (club mix) (D I G I T A L L Y - I M P O R T E D - European Trance, Techno, Hi-NRG… we can’t define it!)
Vibe: accomplished
LJ ItemID: 85874
grrr
I just realised wht fun I have to look forward today:
- some fucking courrier bringing that fucking letter from the fucking company named fucking Telus.
- Fucking world religions class, really I’m bored stiff of that religious shit
- Soberness, fuck why am I sober.
- the TTC, I’m sick of their shit all the damn time.
- fucking lack of sleep, why can’t I sleep?
- fucking neighbours, because I always hate them.
but on the bright side me and david are checking out Spider Man @ the paramount :)
Listening to: 08-The Highlander - Dignified (D I G I T A L L Y - I M P O R T E D - European Trance, Techno, Hi-NRG… we can’t define it!)
Vibe: blah
LJ ItemID: 85613
Stupid People
My neighbours stomped AGAIN as the music was still ‘too loud’ but wait a minute the volume hasn’t changed since the last stomp….. fuckers
Listening to: F Star - Moments (energy) (D I G I T A L L Y - I M P O R T E D - European Trance, Techno, Hi-NRG… we can’t define it!)
Vibe: aggravated
LJ ItemID: 85443
hmmm
Going to 5ive again on Friday (May 10, 2002) anybody wanna come along give me a call or email me at rsvp@nrg-online.ca
Listening to: Tunnel Trance Force Vol.20 CD1 - Celebration Mix (D I G I T A L L Y - I M P O R T E D - European Trance, Techno, Hi-NRG… we can’t define it!)
Vibe: amused
LJ ItemID: 85049
Neighbours
I hate my fucking neighbours. I hope they leave (the planet).
Listening to: Moonman - First light (extended) (D I G I T A L L Y - I M P O R T E D - European Trance, Techno, Hi-NRG… we can’t define it!)
Vibe: annoyed
LJ ItemID: 84935
84718
me and david went to 5ive last night and i got totally smashed…. at about 1:30 i walked up to a total stanger and started to dance and eventually spend the next two hours making out with him on the dancefloor.
at about 3:20 we left the club and of course the man who i spent quite sometime with walked away with my number :o)
then i called for a cab, i remember that i couldn’t stand up properly so i ended up falling down on my arse outside the club while i was on the phone with Beck Taxi. Then i called david who i told to fuck off a few times coz he wanted to talk to me while i was busy with Mark (the guy) and he came back to the club and we took the cab to then hotel where i passed out (eventually).
at 11:00 i woke up then i got sick/called a cab at 12:00ish.
Listening to:
Vibe: sick
LJ ItemID: 84718
Street car fun
I am waiting for a street Car With my Mother on Queen and yonge streets and it Sucks Because the streetcar is Late!
Listening to:
Vibe: pissed off
LJ ItemID: 84009
Happy Birthday From TELUS
TELUS Corporation Floor 32S 10020 - 100 Street EDMONTON, Alberta T5J ON5
WITHOUT PREJUDICE
May 3, 2002
NRG Online #110 - 175 Vaughan Road Toronto Ontario M6C 2M4
Attention: Kevin Costelloe
Dear Sir;
Re: www.teluscorp.com http://www.teluscorp.com Trade-mark Infringement
The domain www.teluscorp.com http://www.teluscorp.com has been brought to our attention, given that it is identical or confusingly similar to TELUS' own domain name and registered trade-mark. We understand that you are the Administrative Contact of the Registrant NRG Online.
TELUS has invested considerable time and money into the promotion and marketing of the TELUS brand, and it is a valuable corporate asset. Therefore, we vigorously pursue misappropriations, and unauthorized or improper uses of same. In addition to the improper registration of the domain name, www.teluscorp.com http://www.teluscorp.com, we consider your use of the term “TELUS” in the domain name to be an infringement of TELUS' trade-mark rights and consequently your continued use is causing, or is likely to cause, confusion in the marketplace. Such confusion will negatively impact TELUS' business interests and accordingly, will not be permitted.
Further, as you are no doubt aware, TELUS is Canada’s second largest communications service provider, having its head office in British Columbia. Your physical offices are located in Toronto, Ontario, where TELUS has a major presence. We note that you registered the domain name on April 3, 2002, making it extremely unlikely that you were unaware of TELUS' operations at the time of the registration of the domain name, especially given that the website located at www.teluscorp.com http://www.teluscorp.com is a clear duplication of our www.telus.com http://www.telus.com website and your website, in fact, references the same at the bottom of the page. The similarities between your website and our www.telus.com http://www.telus.com website makes it clear that you have duplicated the design; layout and organization; color scheme; and visual elements of the TELUS website, which constitutes a breach of TELUS' copyrights. Further, your website includes an unauthorized duplication of our registered trade-mark. Unauthorized use of a registered trade-mark is prohibited by law, and we insist that you immediately remove, from public view, all reproductions of our trade-mark.
It appears to us that the website located at www.teluscorp.com http://www.teluscorp.com is not intended as a viable commercial site and, therefore there are no legitimate rights to the domain name itself. As such, we maintain that your actions in relation to that website demonstrate bad faith.
TELUS is currently assessing the damages that it has suffered due to your improper registration of the domain name and your infringement of TELUS' trade-mark. Your continued use of the domain name will only add to the damages we incur. Nevertheless, in an effort to amicably settle this dispute, if you:
a) immediately transfer to us, without any payment requirement
whatsoever, the offending domain name, and all other domain names you may have secured incorporating the TELUS trade-mark or name to TELUS; and b) provide TELUS with your written confirmation that you will not now, or at any time in the future, register any domain name that include a trade-mark owned by TELUS, on or before May 8, 2002,
TELUS is prepared accept such actions as satisfactory resolution of the dispute and will not seek further remedies against you.
Please be advised, however, that unless you immediately stop the offending action, and agree to provide us with the foregoing, we will take all measures available to us to resolve this matter and prevent further negative impacts on TELUS' business interests. Should we be required to take legal action to resolve this matter, we will be seeking costs against you.
Please govern yourself accordingly.
Karen Kennedy Intellectual Property Manager TELUS Legal Services Phone (780) 493-3089 Fax (780) 493-3083
Delivered via courier to physical address listed above and by e-mail to mail@nrg-online.ca
Listening to: Celeda - Free Your Mind (Peter Rauhofer Mix)
Vibe: pissed off
LJ ItemID: 83891
work
now i’m sitting here at work on my ipaq i am so sad
Listening to:
Vibe: chipper
LJ ItemID: 83507
bus thoughts
i am on a bus heading to work chillin' on icq and lj…. how sad am i?
Listening to: the sounds of a bus
Vibe: cold
LJ ItemID: 83384
zzzzzz
i am tired, but i wanted to play with the iPAQ again ;o)
Listening to:
Vibe: sleepy
LJ ItemID: 83076
testing
well I am testing This new live journal Client for my Ipaq and I hope I Can read this post later.
Listening to:
Vibe: tired
LJ ItemID: 82783
yay
well i am in david’s hotel room and we’re watching cbc news…. btw, did i mention that he gave me a an iPAQ with a bluetooth cradle (the t39m that i got from him has bluetooth – which is not available in NA) so i am dialing into my sprint account thru my mobile (at regular mobile rates – free on evenings and weekends).
anyways, i’m off for now.
Listening to: cbc news
Vibe: geeky
LJ ItemID: 82572
The Joys of May 2nd
Well it’s thursday may 2nd @ 08:45 heres whats susposed to happen:
- Wake up and goto school
- get off school @ noon and meet my mother
- go home for an hour, pick up old ericsson
- goto work, sell ericsson to sam
- get off work and meet eric
- after done with eric call david (who has came here from the uk)
- find out david’s hotel room and chill for a bit
- go home and pass out.
This is the day so far:
- Woke up, hit snooze, went back to sleep (fucking water pipe is still leaking, but now louder than ever)
- Called in sick to school (I feel like shite)
- I’m partially dressed
- and I’m about to go back to sleep until 11:00am
such joy!
Listening to: didier sinclair - Radio FG
Vibe: crappy
LJ ItemID: 82234
Arg
a few days ago I emailed the eBay seller who I sent my payment to for the Ericsson Chatboard and I haven’t yet got a response (it took him 3 hours to send me the total, but a simple question well that takes ages!) and I’m wondeing if I should start to worried as eBay sent me a “payment” reminder when I told the seller when I sent the payment and that it could take an extra few days coz my bank had to mail me the MO. And now that I try to get in contact with the seller nothing, no reply whatever. I’ll get real pissed if I got scammed for C$34.00!
Listening to: Thunderpuss - Megamix. (Amber, Britney, Donna, Jennifer, & Whitney)
Vibe: worried
LJ ItemID: 82102
Before Bed Post
Well I just got back from Kyle and Jeremy’s place (actually between this post and my actual arrival time is probably about 30 minutes, but I digress) we chilled and watched QaF tonight, it was totally cool and I totally had a great time too.
Anyways, I’m a tad tired got to get up early tomrrow (today) so I’ll post more when I’m a bit more coherent.
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Vibe: tired
LJ ItemID: 81869
You have too much time when
Listening to: B*Witched - C’est La Vie (D-Bop Club mix)
Vibe: bored
LJ ItemID: 81481
Fools
When I say this I was amazed how stupid people are: [quote] (comment from http://download.com.com/3000-2140-8422510.html?tag=lst-0-8) “‘Sep11.exe’? bad choice for a file name.” With a name like that, why would someone download it. [/quote]
I just have to respond somewhere by saying: 911, with a number like that who would dial it. Moron, get a life!
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Vibe: annoyed
LJ ItemID: 81286
Thats some freaky shit
I am 81-100% Ghetto I am GHETTO FABULOUS.
Listening to: Thunderpuss - JanetJackson All4U ThunderpussClubMix 128 2
Vibe: amused
LJ ItemID: 81041
Just thought I should show you
Listening to: Amanda Ghost - Filthy Mind (Peter Rauhofer Club Mix)
Vibe: accomplished
LJ ItemID: 80803
Good News And Bad News
Good News: I found out how to manage my Sprint Canada account online. Bad News: I don’t have the pin number to do so.
Listening to: Amanda Ghost - Filthy Mind (Peter Rauhofer Club Mix)
Vibe: artistic
LJ ItemID: 80554
People are arseholes
Normally I’m semi-anti-humanity, but after reading some comments on ’s journal I thought to my self “people who are totaly assholes should be banned from the earth” how would we go and ban them from earth? easily fire them into space in a spaceship that has a pin sized hole in the windscreen so they slowly get sucked out into space thruough that pin hole. It’s just a thought.
p.s. I thought I should mention that I do believe people have the right to say what they please, but there is a point you shouldn’t go beyond (i.e. writing nasty things and not signing a name to it for example).
Listening to: Jakatta feat. Sheila Chandra - Ever So Lonely (extended mix)
Vibe: angry
LJ ItemID: 80130
I cant stop hicuping
I can’t stop hicuping!!!! It sucks…. btw, I found a temporary solution to my poorness problem! My friends say this is illegal, but I doubt it. Since I have two chequing accounts (one at TD and my primary one at PC Financial) I write a cheque from my PCF account to my TD account (although there is -$19.00 in my PCF account) for $20 and I go and deposit the cheque to my TD account, I take out the $20 and run away laughing…. but I have no intention of bouncing the cheque as tomrrow I will have about $400 in my PCF account, the TD cheque clears and voilà a cash advance. :)
edit: LJ hates accents
Listening to: Frankie Knuckles - Essential mix 30/6/2001 Live from Turnmills London. 1hr
Vibe: accomplished
LJ ItemID: 79899
Im sooo proud
I got an email from Governor Jeb Bush!
—–Original Message—– From: Governor Jeb Bush [mailto:Jeb.Bush@MyFlorida.com] Sent: Wednesday, April 24, 2002 4:29 PM To: ‘mail@nrg-online.ca’ Subject: RE: MyFlorida Comments
The legal drinking age in Florida is 21.
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Vibe: bouncy
LJ ItemID: 79417
Mobile Bills
I just got my mobile bill today and I decided to point out some intresting facts….
- I used a total of 1,464 minutes this month
- my local airtime was $41.67 more than my long distance (local airtime was $73.09)
- I was in XXXXXXXXXX, Ontario at 02:23 on April 6th
- “Special” calls were charged at $4.00, I’m yet to find one on my bill.
- I made/received a total of 351 calls this month.
I can’t wait until my June/July bills come out, I’m dying to see what kind of roaming charges I can rack up on my account ;p
Listening to: Jessica Folker - To be able to love (Jonathan Peters mix)
Vibe: cheerful
LJ ItemID: 79212
Oops I did it again
It seems I’m lates again, meh
Listening to: Felix Da Housecat - Madame Hollywood
Vibe: awake
LJ ItemID: 78954
Drug Test
Listening to: Frankie Knuckles - Essential mix 30/6/2001 Live from Turnmills London. 1hr
Vibe: artistic
LJ ItemID: 78638
Eyecarumbia
Holy shite, my mobile bill is about $231.00!!!!!!!!
Listening to: Family Foundation - We Are Family (Thunderdub)
Vibe: shocked
LJ ItemID: 78458
Its not fair
This picture was taken days (actually today) after all the wonderful sunny and warm weather we had here in T.O.:
How can it go from 29C to 0C in only a few days, I swear I’m leaving this country I can’t put up with weather shifts like this, damn it I’m going to Australia at least you know it’s hot all the time there.
In other more intresting news, I need to find a national geographic for my World Issues class, but everywhere I goto in Toronto happens to be sold out (except for Maison de la Presse International, but they had National Geographic France and the story is in the Canadian/US version) so I’m considering one of two options:
a) “forget” to goto that class or b) call around to chapters/indigo in the burbs and make a trek out to it
so far ‘a’ sounds better. Also it’s about 10 days to my birthday and I become legal in Ontario (yayayyayayayaya) so I’m going out clubbing on my birthday with a bunch of friends and that should be cool.
Wot else, ah yes, I’m going to the UK soon too, on May 12th to 20th and I’ll be stopping in Dublin, but I have no idea of what to do in Dublin so if anybody has got a few suggestions, please feel free to email me :)
Listening to: inaya day - Can’t Stop Dancin' (Thunderpuss Club Mix)
Vibe: annoyed
LJ ItemID: 78241
77921
Take the “How slutty are you” Test created by sami
Listening to: Five - If Ya Gettin' Down (Jayito Insatiable Boy Band Mix)
Vibe: NoMoodTag
LJ ItemID: 77921
Shipments
Well At Least I know it’s in Toronto….. somewhere.
April 17, 2002 16:40 Location : Swindon - UK Status : Shipment picked up
April 17, 2002 17:59 Location : Swindon - UK Status : Departing origin
April 17, 2002 21:39 Location : Swindon - UK Status : Departed from DHL facility in Swindon - UK
April 18, 2002 16:44 Location : Toronto - Canada Status : Arrived at DHL facility in Toronto - Canada
April 19, 2002 04:20 Location : Toronto - Canada Status : Arrived at DHL facility
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Vibe: NoMoodTag
LJ ItemID: 77765
FUCKING TELUS
As Internet services and messaging options continue to evolve, so doesTELUS. Our mission is to unleash the power of the Internet to delivernew and unique solutions for our customers. In order to do this, wemust look at the performance of current services to determine if theyare helping to achieve this goal. As such, we have made a decision todiscontinue myTO Onebox service, effective May 22nd, 2002. This willenable TELUS to focus on making network improvements as well as develophigh quality broadband, Internet and messaging services. This decisionalso aligns with an Internet industry-wide trend, to move away from advertisingsupported products and services. We regret any inconvenience this maycause.
Unfortunately, this means you will no longer have access to any e-mail,fax or voice mail messages saved in your Onebox account. It also meansthat your myTO e-mail address will no longer work. We suggest you printor forward any e-mails, or print any faxes you would like to keep, priorto May 22nd.
For assistance or more information please visit www2.myto/onebox/um…
What other options do I have? TELUS offers many other solutions for yourmessaging and communications needs. For your business unified messagingneeds, TELUS Unified Communications provides you access to all your e-mail,faxes and voice mail messages. As well, TELUS Instant Messenger[TM]and TELUS Internet Fax Service are a couple of the other options available. For more information on these and other services, please visit www2.myto/onebox/um…
What else do I need to know? If people have been contacting you usingmyTO Onebox service e-mail, fax or voice mail, you may want to advisethem of the change. We will provide a service where you can record agreeting so that callers to your Onebox phone number can be advised tocontact you at a new number. Upon request, an e-mail forwarding optionwill also be provided that will send your current Onebox e-mails to ane-mail address of your choice. These arrangements will be availableat no charge for a transition period of six months. Another e-mail willbe sent with instructions on how to access the e-mail forwarding option. For more information, please visit www2.myto/onebox/um…
How does this affect my billing? The monthly charge for myTO Onebox servicewill not be billed in April or May.
If you have any additional questions, after reviewing the informationprovided in the web pages above, please e-mail onebox_options@telus.net
Thank you for taking the time to read this important notice.
For information on privacy, see the TELUS Privacy Commitment. Onebox[TM] is a registered trade-mark of Openwave Systems Inc. Velocity and TELUS Instant Messenger are trade-marks owned by TELUS Corporation.
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Vibe: angry
LJ ItemID: 77504
America Made A Mistake
4 Canadian Soldiers Killed in Afghanistan
Listening to: Jessica Folker - To be able to love (Jonathan Peters mix)
Vibe: blank
LJ ItemID: 77255
I HATE CANADA
I hate this country, what the hell is with this weather, a week ago is was FREEZING cold, then it was rainy and mild now it’s like a summer in the Sahara Desert!!!!!
For fucks sake Canadian weather, make up your damn mind!
Listening to: Christina, Pink, Mya&Lil' Kim - Lady Marmalade
Vibe: hot
LJ ItemID: 76890
76764
Listening to: Madison Avenue - Don’t Call Me Baby (Twisted Dee Jonesing Mix
Vibe: NoMoodTag
LJ ItemID: 76764
76423
I do not like this person he is the bastard who out bid me on the chatboard…..
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Vibe: annoyed
LJ ItemID: 76423
eBay
I think I’m an eBay addict, I just bit on a ericsson chatboard (CHA-10) this only days after my bid/winning of my Ericsson T28 Twin Charger.
Listening to:
Vibe: crazy
LJ ItemID: 75786
Question
Why does the human body require sleep…. why can’t it regenerate by doing something fun like sex?
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Vibe: sleepy
LJ ItemID: 75646
74866
going to get pizza (closest food source) if I don’t get back call 911.
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Vibe: NoMoodTag
LJ ItemID: 74866
Holy shit
After I got back from picking David up from Pearson and dropping hm off at his hotel, I went home, the entire subway ride was ok, but because I missed the streetcar I went out to walk home (like I’ve done tonnes of times before) but this guy started to follow me, so when he wasn’t looking my way and I was a bit in front of the car I pulled out my mobile and called 13th Division (I should have gone thru 911 as they transfered my call over there) and hid it in my hand with the flip open and my finger on the send key…. then at about St. Clair and Bathurst when it looked like he was about to get out of his car on the corner, I pressed the send key and quickly hurried down an alley way (in hindsight I should have jumped onto the #7 bus and went south as fast as I could). When I got connected to the police I said “This guy is following me in his car I just wanna be on the line with the police just incase anything happens”, so the officer on the line diverted me to ‘dispatch’ (911) and I gave the lady all my details, where I was, closest intersection, how close to my house I was, what the guy looked like, his car colour (which I think I got wrong because I couldn’t think of the word for that colour), etc. She said she’d send some officers out in the area and look out for him and they might stop by later (although she called me again and asked if I needed the officers, I said no coz I’m in the house now, but even still they might come by incase).
Now I’m sitting in my room with my cat typing this with my mobile and cordless phone inches from me and I also abandonned the idea of buying food at 7-11.
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Vibe: scared
LJ ItemID: 74674
Workie
I’m working tomrrow and Friday on newsshifts… I love newsshifts…. btw, www.kevinisaslut.tk</A. forwards to my LJ, feel free to use that URL :)
Listening to: Britney Spears - Not A Girl, Not Yet A Woman (Thunderpuss Club Mix) (radio three, an nrgmedia networ
Vibe: calm
LJ ItemID: 74417
Rates
These are the Roaming rates for four companies, two in the UK and two in Ireland: (all in Canadian $/per minute)
ESAT Digifone: peak:0.63 off:0.63 IE2CANADA: peak:1.89 off:1.73
Eircell: peak:0.69 off:0.47 IE2CANADA: peak:1.65 off:1.37
Vodafone: peak:1.29 off:0.52 UK2CANADA: peak:3.57 off:2.62
BT Cellnet: peak:0.70 off:0.35 UK2CANADA: peak:2.41 off:1.36
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Vibe: bored
LJ ItemID: 74012
A reply
Dear Kevin:
Thank you for your e-mail letter of March 28, 2002 and expressing concernregarding the possibility of the Toronto Transit Commission going onstrike.
The Mayor understands and has made note of your comments. I have takenthe liberty of forwarding a copy of your e-mail letter to Mr. Brian Ashton,City Councillor and Chair of the Toronto Transit Commission and Mr. RickDucharme, Chief General Manager, Toronto Transit Commission for theirinformation.
Once again, thank you for writing to our office and please accept hiswarmest personal regards.
Cordially, Laura-Maria Nikolareizi Mayor’s Assistant
Listening to: Jessica Folker - Tell Me What You Like 137bpm[sezam Remix]
Vibe: tired
LJ ItemID: 73827
Snow
I hate when it snows in April
Listening to: masters at work - Work (MAW Feat. Nasty & Denise) (radio three, an nrgmedia network)
Vibe: tired
LJ ItemID: 73679
Welcome to the New Ontario were all fucked
Deregulation For Dummies
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Vibe: NoMoodTag
LJ ItemID: 73432
Admission of guilt
Telus is really trying very hard to not admit to any problems that they are responsible for, if you ask me this whole orginasation is a huge scam but luckly I only keep one of their products around, even still I have to put up with the Telus crap… thats why “The future is clueless”.
See the whole invoice
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Vibe: pissed off
LJ ItemID: 73033
Fun night in paradise
Tonight was quite intresting, first off Scott called me up sometime in the day and left a message on my answerphone and said something (I can’t remember and deleted the message) about 5ive tonight. So of course I went (I’d be a bad club slut if I refused to goto a club). So I met them at Yonge and Bloor and we waited for Sean, but got bored and went off to the Second Cup just south of Bloor and we did our own little thing until the club opened @ 9pm, so when we get into the club we’re the only five (Myself, Scott, Brad, Sean and Gary) in the club. Eventually more trickle in by 11pm and of course as a small group of people form I get Brad & Gary to come up to the dancefloor and get them to dance. This brings on a few people to the dancefloor which was fab… but the second we left for a break everybody goes back and sits down… the samething happened a second time…. but on the third time that we’re up just dancing away having fun being totally gay this slimey twat decides that he (who has been sitting down since he’s got into the club) has the right to critique us and says “You guys suck, get off the dancefloor”.
I didn’t realise what he had said until we went back to our little corner and then I get bitchy about it…. skipping foward a bit me and Brad get back on the dancefloor and minutes later everybody (exept Mrs. Hypocritical Generic Whiney Bitch and her fans) rushes on to the dancefloor. That was the BEST part of the night!
Anyways, we all eventually leave and myself and Sean head off on our own to Manhattan Club and see “Black Divas Live” until about 3am (the show was FABOO!!!!!!!!!!!).
That was pretty much all the night there…
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Vibe: bouncy
LJ ItemID: 72893
CityTV
I (for some unknown reason) am watching “Three Ninjas Strike Back” on CityTV and I was thinking to myself…. Any parent who calls their kids “Rocky”, “Colt” and “Tum-Tum” should be killed with a plastic butterknife.
Listening to: Jessica Folker - Tell Me What You Like 137bpm[sezam Remix]
Vibe: bouncy
LJ ItemID: 72473
72440
The kitty loaf shall invade Livejournal! Long Live Kitty Loaf!
Listening to: Shannon - Let The Music Play (Mixman Mike Mix)
Vibe: NoMoodTag
LJ ItemID: 72440
SMS
Me: “Je voudrais sortir et manger quelque alimentation japonaise.” Olly: “Moi Aussi.” Me: “Alors vous devez venir au l’Eaton Centre et me joindre.”
Listening to: natalie powers - Unchained Melody (Almighty BuZZ-Boi Edit)
Vibe: hungry
LJ ItemID: 72028
Japonaise
Je voudrais sortir et manger quelque alimentation japonaise.
Listening to: jennifer lopez - Play (Thunderdub Mix)
Vibe: hungry
LJ ItemID: 71764
Humpf
I just found out I can only use BT Cellnet and Vodafone when I’m in the UK. This is because I have a world phone that operates on GSM 900/1900.
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Vibe: tired
LJ ItemID: 71491
Letter to Mayor Mel Lastman
Hello Mr. Mayor,
I am an 18 year old student who has been living in Toronto all my life, recently I heard that there may be a strike on the TTC. A strike on the TTC would make it near to impossiable to live my day-to-day life (eg: school, work, entertainment) as I have no access to any other form of transportation nor can I afford to use a taxi to goto school for everyday of the possible TTC Strike (approx $30/day - $15 each way), this would mean I would have to stay at home instead of goto school/work or wake up four hours earlier (normal allowance for getting prepaired, plus a two hour walk to my school).
Although waking up four hours earlier is no problem it leaves me fearing for my safety as I will be wondering the streets of an area I do not know well at around 3-4am.
I was wondering if the City Of Toronto could do something to prevent such a strike such as deeming the TTC an ‘essential service’ (which it is to most people in the city).
I look forward to your reply and thank you for your time. -Kevin Welford-Costelloe Toronto Resident
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Vibe: tired
LJ ItemID: 71017
The Kevin Tour 2002
Listening to: Headphone Magic - Take My Hand (Dj Donut & Friddo)
Vibe: NoMoodTag
LJ ItemID: 70523
Whoohoo
So I’ve just installed my security camera to my wall which is covering 87% of my room which is cool, I also put up my laser and black light…. now all I need is a fog machine and I’m set
Listening to: Voodoo & Serano - Blood Is Pumping (Club Mix)
Vibe: NoMoodTag
LJ ItemID: 70359
Ohh Walk
For some reason I decided to walk from school to my house (map below - not actual route, but close enough) appearently it was 9.38km I walked but it was a fabulous day. I also found out that international calling AND roaming was activated on my account so now I can call the UK for $0.28/minute (until tonight at midnight then my rate is reduced to $0.14/minute) So of course I called Jon as I walked down the Danforth and we spoke for about an hour (yay). Then thats pretty much it, but today was FAB no snow and lots of sun!!!!
Listening to: jennifer lopez - Play (Thunderdub Mix)
Vibe: NoMoodTag
LJ ItemID: 69911
grr
I can’t fucking get to sleep… I don’t know why, but the assholes upstairs aren’t making this already difficult task easier as they are stomping about AND I can hear their music too.
Listening to: IIO - Da BanSheE - Rapture [Riva Mix]
Vibe: annoyed
LJ ItemID: 69869
Testing 123
Just trying LJ client 1.4.7 (Beta)….. lets hope it doesn’t do anything weird ;)
Listening to: Ministry of Sound - Chakra - Love Shines Through (Space Brothers Dub)
Vibe: NoMoodTag
LJ ItemID: 69616
69321
nrgonline Now you know what I’m doing
Listening to: Mel C. vs. Dj Putte - I Turn To You (A A F B mix)
Vibe: NoMoodTag
LJ ItemID: 69321
Snow
What the fuck is up with this country, it’s almost April and NOW it snows, oh no it couldn’t do that during winter but it finally has to in spring….. stupid country and it’s stupid weather
Listening to: Puppah Nas Tand Denise - Work (Masters At Work Mix)
Vibe: annoyed
LJ ItemID: 69053
Oshawa Wots dat
So I went out to Oshawa (map below post) with Darian, although we were about an hour late (no thanks to Miss. Transit, The TTC, Go Transit and Oshawa Transit) we just caught the end off the Durham Regional Catholic School Board’s meeting and from the reaction of the people there they (DRCSB) didn’t address the issues from the crowd, only until they were ambushed after the meeting by the press (yay media!) but even still they defended their twisted beliefs and scurried off like the over payed publicly funded rats they are. Soon after that security kicked everybody out of a tax payer funded building… how ironic, I’m quite proud of the Torry Government for not only fucking up the education system but allowing this to go on. What a useless bitch Janet Ecker is, really she has no problem ruining education, but making it fair for everybody is not ok at all.
Listening to: Puppah Nas Tand Denise - Work (Masters At Work Mix)
Vibe: tired
LJ ItemID: 68709
68596
Oh wait… myto works, but only if I use my proxy server on the same fucking isp as me…. Telus really fucked up myto.com I don’t know what they did, but they did something really stupid….. what should I expect from a bunch of Albertians who most likely live next door to Stockwell Day?
Listening to: (.oO( Radio FG )Oo. live techno radio from France)
Vibe: aggravated
LJ ItemID: 68596
Retraction of earlier statement
I retract the previous statement of “MyTO.com” works, I disabled my proxy server and myto no longer works, which means I had a cached version
Listening to: (.oO( Radio FG )Oo. live techno radio from France)
Vibe: angry
LJ ItemID: 68326
Telus
Oh supprise, supprise MyTO.com is mysterously fixed, I though “everyhing was working properly” and they wern’t going to look into it.
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Vibe: sleepy
LJ ItemID: 67952
Logo Jesus
Either I’m really fucking drunk, or I’m seeing what I think I see: The Brick Testiment
Listening to: Janet Jackson - Anytime, Anyplace [D&D House Mix]
Vibe: drunk
LJ ItemID: 67601
67559
I put WAY too much vodka in this glass of ice tea…..
Listening to: inaya day - Can’t Stop Dancin' (Thunderpuss Club Mix)
Vibe: NoMoodTag
LJ ItemID: 67559
67325
Don’t I have school today?
Listening to: Britney Spears - I’m A Slave 4 U (Thunderpuss Tribe-a-pella Mix)
Vibe: sleepy
LJ ItemID: 67325
Vodka yum yum yum
I’m drinking vodka and ice tea whilst planning against Telus…. how me
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Vibe: drunk
LJ ItemID: 67020
Dear Telus
Dear Telus,
I and everybody I have requested to visit myTO.com are having problems accessing it due to DNS problems on your part. I have called into your Onebox support line yet you do not acknolege these issues and claim ‘everything is running perfectly fine’ yet I can no longer access my MyTO onebox which I AM paying for, I request you take actions now to fix the issues instead of pretend they don’t exist and blame my ISP. I can not receive mail at this point and I can not access what is already there. I have a small (and growing list) of ISPs which are having the same problem that you claim does not exist, this is why I have begun removing ALL Telus products I am subscribed to as you seem not to believe that there are any problems when there are MAJOR issues. I’m quite sick of this and I hope one day you go out of business so no other people have the misfortune of using your faulty products that you claim are ‘ok’. I demand an inquiry into this matter and I also would like my money back for this months use of my OneBox, I will be contacting my bank by the 1st of April and putting a stop payment on your fee unless something is done to resolve this issue.
Here is the list of ISPs that can not access MyTO.com:
Rogers (entire network) Telewest (United Kingdom) Demon (United Kingdom) Pipex (United Kingdom) a University in Syndey (Australia) Ryerson (Toronto, ON) Sheridan college (York, ON)
Thank you for your time -Kevin
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Vibe: angry
LJ ItemID: 66586
sigh
I’m on the phone again with telus and they are still arguing that myto.com works, but they are the only ones who can view it… stupid, stupid people
Listening to: (.oO( Radio FG )Oo. live techno radio from France)
Vibe: NoMoodTag
LJ ItemID: 66354
Telus
Listening to: (.oO( Radio FG )Oo. live techno radio from France)
Vibe: touched
LJ ItemID: 66258
WTF
What the fuck is up with MyTO.com, I haven’t been able to pick up my email all day, or receive because they’ve fucked up their domain and won’t look into it… bastards
Listening to: (.oO( Radio FG )Oo. live techno radio from France)
Vibe: aggravated
LJ ItemID: 66043
Have you seen him
I think I’ve lost ! I can’t find him (although I’ve only rang his mobile once today).
Listening to: MAW ft Puppah Nas-T and Denise - Work (Masters At Work Mix)
Vibe: tired
LJ ItemID: 65584
65398
I wonder if my head phones are too loud for the folks upstairs
Listening to: /mp3.voila.fr:8000 - mp3.voila.fr - sonique
Vibe: NoMoodTag
LJ ItemID: 65398
Oops
I think I just pissed off somebody upstairs, ironically my music isn’t that loud, so what the fuck is up their ass…… btw, did I mention these are the same people with their nasty little kids who stomp around at 5am and they also like playing really shitty music at 8am for the rest of the building to enjoy? That’s the last time I respect them, really how quiet do you need people?!?!?!?!
I’m stuck in a building of hypocritical morons
Listening to: girls feat. sweet pussy pauline - Fe Fi Fo Fum (Camp As You Like Sharp dub) - Candy Girls feat. Swee
Vibe: angry
LJ ItemID: 65158
Fun in the big city
Well today was quite intresting….
First I wake up at 14:45(?) and I slowly get dressed, until my mobile rings and it’s Mark who was just around the corner and he’s coming over to pick me up so we can do something before he goes to work. So now it’s about 15:15 (Mark called at 15:10) and he’s rang me again “I’m parking the car open the backdoor” and I’m like “But I’m still getting dressed” and he’s like “So your naked, let me in” (He’s aflicted with heterosexuality so don’t get any ideas) and I’m like “Ok, hold on” I throw on a shirt and my pants open the door, let him in then go into my room and finish getting ready. Then after like 10 minutes he says he’ll be back in the car, so I’m running about now and I did a shitty job on my hair, but that’s not anything to worry about now girls ;). So after I’m already and grabbed my bag I run out to his car and he’s got a friend (Nadine[?]) who he has kept waiting alone in the car (usual Mark), so he does his normal introduction “Kevin, Nadine, Nadine, Kevin”
So after that intro we’re off to his place (Bathurst and Harbord) of course in the usual Mark style we’re going 100 clicks [not actually 100kmh] down Bathurst (myself and Nadine are used to his driving so we no longer fear death when Mark is driving) and within 5 minutes (normally a 10 minute drive @ legal speeds) we’re there. So we get in and Mark reveals what he wanted to do before work…… build his computer desk (normally I’d be angry, but with Mark it’s the norm for him to do this, plus I’ve known him for too long to have him killed).
So I’ll skip to the end of the time I’m at his house coz building the desk was so fun (not), but continuing…. so we’re in the car again and he’s going to drop me off at the library coz I had books waiting and of course in my totally queeny way I have no fucking clue where it is, I’m like “it’s at Dupont and Smith” he’s like ok, and of course we get upto Dupont, and he’s like “Where now?”, so confused me says “Left, no right, left… Right!” so we go right and THEN I realise it’s not “Smith St.” it’s “Shaw St” and of course it’s not on Dupont and Shaw, it’s on Davenport and Shaw (duh).
So after all that confusion me, Mark and Nadine part, I walk into the library under the impression I have books (plural) waiting, I find out I only have one book, a very small book and I didn’t need to drag my knapsack with me all day! So I get my stupid book (On Our Own Terms: A Practical Guide To Gay And Lesbian Relationships – due back April 10th) and the lady says “Do you want to pay off your fines?”, I’m thinking to myself, why not I’ll never come back here for another year or so. So I give her a $20 and she doesn’t have change… Librarys are soo pathetically poor.
Now, I’m on my way to that internet cafe to chill abit (It’s on Queen and Irwin[?]) and I sit there and wait for to call me so I know when to meet him at Union Station. So around 18:30ish he calls from Eglinton West Station and I start walking down to Union, I get at Union and wait only to find that he’s been waiting in the VIA Rail part of Union (Not the TTC part) so I go up there and meet up with him and Rob and we head off to East Side Mario’s.
Seeing as eating is quite boring I’ll skip it, later in the dining experience we notice there’s an OCAP protest, so of course I call into work and find out if we’ve got people there (I’m such a tv fag ;p). And Rob is on the phone seeing if we can get into Varsity cinemas for free ;). So we leave East Side Mario’s and head off to the cinema, we get there and of course get in for free (we decided to see Ice Age), so we just chill out and wait for the flick and they’re having problems in the projection booth and about 30 minutes later they boot us all out with courtesy coupons (yay!).
Now, we’re thinking of what to do and then decide on going to the Second Cup on Church and Wellesley, we chill there for a bit then head down to an un-named pub (to protect them from the LLBO and the City Of Toronto incase a civil servant is reading this) and I have this really weird drink which was appearently created yesterday (and so was the price, it was $7!!!!) So after all that we all head off in our different ways and I come home and do Laundry and make Kraft Dinner…. The End
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Fuck
Jason was voted off U8TV!!! Annie should have gone, she’s a twat and does fuck all and she’s like Britney Spears…… and I still can’t believe that Jason only got 37% of the votes….. fucking Canada.
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SPAM is FUN
I’ll save my $9.95 and die of a tumor thank you very much
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Royal Bank makes a feeble attempt to validate their reasons
Dear Mr. Welford-Costelloe:
We have received your message regarding the convenience fee charged to non-Royal Bank clients for using a Royal Bank banking machine.
As mentioned in our previous communication please note that the ‘convenience fee’ is for the facility provided for using a Royal Bank machine, while still being able to deal with your preferred bank, which may not offera banking machine in your area. The decision on fees is taken by the management due to logistics and costs involved with servicing high volume banking machines and to serve, as may clients as possible.
Thank you for your message, Mr. Welford-Costelloe. Please do not hesitate to contact us again through this message centre or by phone at 1-800-769-2555 (collect at (506) 864-1555 outside of Canada and the U.S.), if we may be of further assistance.
Sincerely,
Himadri Dalal Agent ID: 3888 RBC Royal Bank
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How sad am I
I’ve just noticed france2.fr and france3.fr look exactly the same except for colour schemes…. although France has known this for ages.
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LJ ItemID: 63359
Ugh
Being poor sucks, you can’t do anything including taking out books froma Library coz you owe them $4.75! Bumfuckery this blows goats (Baaaaaaah)!
ohh, today I goto some “Old Spice High Endurance Red Zone Anti-perspirant” because I ran out of my other stuff and I had no other choice but to buy it or I’d smell like a subway all day. And yes I know thats the most pathetic thing to post, but thats all the fun I had today.
I also wish I was annorexic because it would save me a lot of money in food, but my body has this thing where it must eat… I also wish I had wings so I could fly to school, that would save me alot in TTC Fare, but then I’d look like a freak.
Whatelse, I’ve got tor.mmn.on.ca running, no idea on what I’m gonna do with it just yet tho.
Um whatelse, ah yes this thing in Durham, the school board/principal are a bunch of homophobic fuck up who deserve to have their heads removed with a plastic knife…. (this also includes the 44% of people who voted at pulse24.com saying he shouldn’t be allowed to bring his bf to the prom). Full Story @ Pulse24.com
My back also hurts…..
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Royal Bank Sayz
Dear Mr. Welford-Costelloe:
RBC Royal Bank has made a business decision to introduce this new convenience fee. By paying a nominal fee, non Royal Bank customerscan also enjoy the convenience of using this machine, while still being ableto deal with their preferred bank, which may not offer a banking machinein this area. If there is a bank machine owned and operated by your financial institution you may want to consider using it to avoid the service fees applied for not using one of their machines.
Thank you for your message, Mr. Welford-Costelloe. Please do not hesitateto contact us again through this message centre or by phone at 1-800-769-2555, if we may be of further assistance. (If you are outside of Canada orthe United States call us collect at (506) 864-1555).
Sincerely,
Catherine Agent ID: A5069S1 RBC Royal Bank
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No Mo Bell
As of April 18th, 2002 I will be switching from Bell Canada to Sprint Canada for my local phone service.. why, because it’ll cut $30 from my phone bill and a get a new rate to the UK ($0.07/min compared to $0.14/min with Bell).
Although this is a good thing, I’m going to have a fuck of a time dealing with the Bell folk calling me and trying to get me to come back to their service.
Hopefully Sprint will be giving me some sort of ‘student benifits’ unlike Bell who discounted my overly priced package for about three months.
And when I move I keep the same number so no 647 for my gay ass ;)
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61495
Not only did Brandy completely miss the point of my message but she can’t spell “Owner”
(For faster service, please do not delete this ID/Afin d’obtenir un service plus rapide, évitez de supprimer le numéro suivant: (#4615-000029-9074\299074))
Dear Mr. Welford-Costelloe:
We have received your message regarding the ‘White Label’ automated banking machines (ABM).
White label machines are not used by any financial institution, theyare rented by an ownder of an establishment and use the Interac system. Thisis where you will encounter a double charge as you not only incur the Interac fee ($1.50)which is levied by the company Interac to the Royal Bank or whatever insitution you use, but you will also be charged by the machines owner a service fee that is added directly to the amount of your withdrawal. For example, when making a withdrawal of $100.00 you might actually seethis posted to your account as $101.00 as this is the amount of your transaction including the fee charged by the private machine owner. A lot of convenience store owners are bringing to bring them into their stores. The ownerscharge a certain fee of their choosing (varies from $1.00 and up) for the useof their machine.
We appreciate your feedback and the opportunity you have given us tohelp. Please let us know if we can be of further assistance via email, or by telephone at 1-800-769-2555.
Sincerely,
Brandy Agent ID: 3745 RBC Royal Bank
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Fucking DrLaura
Not only is Mrs. Holly H a racist bitch, but she’s much better than you because she’s ‘moral’.
Dr.Laura Letter
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Me obsessed No way
If you have a peek in my Live Journal User Pictures thing you’ll notice I’ve added the Red Queen to my photo thing ;)
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Oh la la
I have a new hero…… the Red Queen from Resident Evil (The Movie). Why is she my new hero? Because I’ve always respected crazy little British girls who say things like “Your all going to die” and “Kill her, Kill her, KILL HER!”
I wish I had a Red Queen who would go homicidal on my behalf.
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LJ ItemID: 60557
Cybercafe
I’m @ this cyber café at Queen and McCaul(?) Sts and theres something wrong with this fucking monitor, but I doesn’t inhibit my surfing, so who cares.
Anyways on to my daily yappery. I’ve found a new word ‘bumfuckery’ I say it when I miss my subway, streetcar and as I run to catch the bus. You should try it in normal speach. Like “That Movie was so bumfuckery”, or something like that.
Now, I’ll continue to spend my $3.00/hr ($5.00/hr for non-students!!!!!) to sit here and be idle.
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Oops
It seems I lost my passport, and I’ve never taken it outside! Silly, eh?
on the other hand……. if anybody from any custom agencies worldwide find somebody using a passport with the name “Kevin Welford-Costelloe” be sure to give me a call on my mobile.
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Strike
Appearently all Ontario civial servants have gone on strike, I can truthfully say I can’t notice the difference.
News Story
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TV
If you live in the Seattle, WA area or at least have time shifting with Q13 FOX you may have seen the Vern Fonk Insurance commercials, aren’t they fucked up?!?!?!?
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Rogers
Appearently I have the highest cable bill this one customer service rep has seen in his entire time at Rogers!
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PS
Now I think I’m going to goto bed, and don’t worry I’m not crying, I have no intentions of letting the guilty parties get to me……… ever
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One of those days
Well it’s official I’m having one of those days today, you know the one where all those bad memories you’ve been suppressing all those years come rushing out at once making you recall every detail that your mind has continently forgotten?
Anyways, I want to get this shit out of my system and hopefully transfer some off to other parties who are to blame and let them have it burn inside them like it should.
First off I can’t keep this a secret anymore, Frank, I—Love—You, if he reads this I expect him to be a bit freaked out, but fuck it that’s life, live with it. Anyways I should go back on track, I say this because you should know that your an amazing guy who made me feel so good for as long as I’ve known you. You bring out emotions I never thought I had in me, your the only person on this planet that I’d exchange my own life for yours if it came down to it, I never thought I see the day when I’d say something like that but meh. Also you should know your the only person on earth who could crush me , that’s why I was so frightened when I came out to you because I thought you’d never want to talk to me again and I don’t know what I’d do in that event, I’ve never been in a position where somebody saying one thing could make me lose the joy in life, although many have tried to do that your the only one who I’m completely venerable to. Also I should mention, when you get a girl friend I hope she treats you well like you deserve, your too good of a person to have some fluzie take advantage of.
Next off the non-family-family, oh yes how can I forget them, all they’ve done….. oh wait that’s FUCK ALL. All they ever do is treat me like a fucking outcast and spend all their time worrying about that brat Charlie. And then they have to odasity to say I’m rude by not thanking them for everything they’ve done, really fuck you. What really pissed me off was Christmas, not only did I get less money than my lowest paycheque (money is not the issue, I’ll explain later) but I sat in a fucking corner and got ignored for the entire time, really you could pretend my presence made some difference, I did take the time to travel down by fucking bus and streetcar on the TTC’s holiday service and I did leave home and miss out on attempting to get alcohol poising and spending the night in emergency. But this gets better, Albert (charlie’s grand father) comes in from Hamilton and knew I was there, but did he take the time to stop by a shitty little corner store to pick up any form of card? No, he instead gives little charlie $200 (plus the money he paid for the brat’s PlayStation 2) and a card. Then 30 minutes later he comes upto me and pulls out $25 and says “this is for old times sake”. What the fuck do I look like, a fucking law suit, you pay me and I go away?!?!? no way fucker, take your $25 and walk to the fucking corner store and buy me a fucking birthday card for all I care and scratch out “Happy Birthday!” and replace it with “Merry Christmas, signed Albert” but no, it seems I’m not worth it. Then later on I’m told that “they” don’t like me coz I’m not gracious to them, but why should I be, all they’ve ever done is pretended I never existed. What do you people want me to say “Thank you for pretending I don’t exist”, “Thank you for ruining my life”, “Thank you for lowering my self worth day after day after day”, “Thank you for giving me more reasons to end my life”, “thank you for emotionally scaring me for my intire existance”…. well you can all take a joyus FUCK YOU, because thats all you deserve. How dare you fucking throw your little amounts of cash at me then pretend I’m not there for the rest of the night. Oh by the way, when I took off to goto the bank I did it to get away from you, I couldn’t stand your hidious display of effection towards little charles dear, it made me want to buy $400 worth of over-the-counter medication and swallow it, then chase it down with enough booze to kill the population of a small country.
Oh wait this gets better, now I move towards my non-existant father, I appreciate for trying and all, but nothing personal it wasn’t quite upto standard. Really how hard could it be to pick up the phone and dial ten digits, I do it every day over and over again. Oh and I think I should bring up that three month period you treated my like SHIT, that did good, you took me down (emotionally) from that of pond scum, to three day old dog shit, did you know I thought of ending it all because of that, and I’ve never heard an appology for it, quite frankly I don’t expect to. This brings me onto that period before Adams birth, I know now what you should have told me off the bat, it would have prevented alot of hurt and anger towards you. I don’t like being fucked with, just say it, again all it takes is ten digits and it’s a local fucking call too.
Next of I move to my mother, although I’m told that she’s responsable for alot of things wrong in my life, she makes up for it by being the only person who actually put som effort into my welfare, little as it was, it was more then the rest of you lot did.
Anybody else I can blame, ah yes, The school system, I thank you especially for not doing anything about the other students emotionally abusing me, I think I was the only 3rd grader who considered jumping into on coming traffic, and lets not forget the fucked up education… that I can’t forget.
now for a note to those who claim this is my own doing, I’ll I’ve done for years is blame myself for everything stated, It was always my fault that I didn’t get fair treatment from you lot, but now I see it’s not my fault at all, it’s all yours maybe it’s time you took the blame for it and be happy I didn’t spill out all your sensitive information to government agencies who would have been quite happy to hear what I would have said.
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Fun
I went to see Monsoon Wedding last night at the Alliance Atlantis Cinema (Cumberland) last night and the movie was great! I suggest you see it if you can find a theatre showing it.
On another note, I successfully has livejournal.com blocked from the Chapters on Bloor. I’m yet to figure out how tho.
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PS
You better visit the fucking websites coz I did alot of research!
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Tonight on BBC Kevin
Me and went out to Yuk Yuk’s then we went to Silver City on Yonge and Eglington to see Time Machine on a total whim (I said, hey know whats on at Silver City? He said no, so I said lets check). We had a cool night. Also we’re also trying to get tickets to We’re Funny That Way in May.
Also on an un-related note, I recently discovered a person from the past, Yes Holly Cole! I knew her when I was a kid, I think I’ll eventually try and contact her.
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Cunt
Some people are fuckers (clipped from the Toronto Sun):
Friday, March 8, 2002 Her? Poor? That’s rich Torontonians give from the heart to panhandler
By MIKE STROBEL, Toronto Sun
Down the alley we scurry. The Shaky Lady is moving like a cat now, her little pull-cart bouncing behind.
She glances back, spots me as I deke behind a garbage bin in the gloom.
For a second our eyes lock. Hers are clear and wary.
Her two bodyguards. Where are they?
She darts round a corner. I hear a car door slam.
Now I’m running, panting. Gawd, I think, I can’t keep up with a bag lady. She’s at least 65.
I lurch around the corner.
Into the glare of headlights …
Hours earlier, Yonge and Bloor:
Man, the Shaky Lady is a pitiful sight.
She sits on the northwest corner. Her head and hands shake grotesquely, constantly.
She wears a shabby red jacket. Her hair is grey and scraggly under a faded purple kerchief.
A garbage bag covers her legs. People throw money on it.
Lots of people. Sometimes they line up.
“She got here about 11,” says Const. Paul Stone, 50, on traffic duty at a construction site. “She started shaking as soon as she sat down. She’s just rakin' it in now.”
In our spy nest at Harvey’s across the street, photographer Alex Urosevic and I do some figuring.
Thirty people in 15 minutes, Alex counts. Fifty in the time it takes me to eat a veggie burger and sip a coffee.
So, be very conservative and say 50 kind strangers an hour, a toonie each, five hours a day, five days a week.
That’s $2,500 a week. Net. I mean, what’s the overhead? How much do blue thermal pants and a garbage bag cost?
BURLY COMPANIONS
Above the Shaky Lady’s roost rises a CIBC tower. How many of those bankers take home that kind of dough?
I wander over to get a closer look. Several people in the area have told me she usually has two burly men keeping watch over her. Some think they’re her sons.
If they’re around, I can’t spot them in the throngs.
“Please help me. I’m sick and poor. I will pray for you,” says the cardboard sign around her neck.
I toss in a toonie. She gives me a toothless grin and croaks. The shaking is remarkable. How could you say no?
Shopkeepers and security staff say she has haunted Bloor between Yonge and Bay for at least a year.
“I was struck by her wretched appearance,” says Agnes McKenna, 74, who lives nearby. “I wondered, how could anybody be so heartless as to dump her on the street?
“A couple of weeks ago, coming home from a meeting, I see this woman suddenly get up, spry as a chicken. Her face becomes alive, she packs up her buggy and off she goes.
“Makes you feel like a fool, to be taken like that.”
Toronto Police Const. Andrew Hassall once saw a woman so torn up about the Shaky Lady she bought her a $200 coat at The Bay. The beggar croaked her thanks, waited for the woman to leave, then threw out the coat. Hassall couldn’t persuade the kind woman she’d been had.
The Shaky Lady is “the prima donna of this sort of thing,” says Hassall. “She’s been a thorn in our sides for years.”
But the cops are stuck. Panhandling is legal.
Down Bloor, I catch up to two of her benefactors. Judy Gerich, 53, an Edmonton teacher and sister Debbie Galloway, 46, a daycare operator, gave the Shaky Lady $30.
Then they brought her coffee and chicken fingers.
“I couldn’t believe how she looked,” says Debbie. “It rips your heart out.”
For a while, I hide by the construction site behind the Shaky Lady. They are laying fibre-optic cable.
HIDES HER STASH
I can see each person approach the woman.
I see horror, pity. I see $10 bills, a few 20s. She tucks them under the bag. I think our income estimate is low.
At 4:30 p.m. she gets up, chucks the sisters' chicken fingers in the garbage and heads west on Bloor. There is no shaking. She moves faster and faster.
Into the alley …
… I round the corner. A car, a Chevy Lumina, speeds in reverse.
A man drives, another sits in the back. The Shaky Lady, kerchief off, crouches in the passenger seat.
Caught without cover, I give chase. I can’t read the plate. Alex is an alley away, trying to cut them off.
But the Lumina pulls out on Balmuto St., by the Uptown Theatre, then west on Bloor.
By the time I hail a cab and yell “follow that Lumina,” it’s gone. Who knows where?
But I’m guessing it’s not to a shelter for the homeless.
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Royal Bank Sayz
(For faster service, please do not delete this ID/Afin d’obtenir un service plus rapide, évitez de supprimer le numéro suivant: (#4615-000029-9074\299074)) Dear Mr. Welford-Costelloe:
Thank you for your email letter dated March 6, 2002. RBC Royal Bank’s Customer Relations Centre is responsible for addressing client compliments/concerns, and as such, your correspondence has been referredto that Centre for investigation. We at RBC Royal Bank appreciate customer feedback as it is used as a valuable tool when evaluating our productsand services.
The purpose of this note is to acknowledge our receipt of your emailand advise this matter has been assigned to one of our Managers, and thatan investigation has been initiated. You will be contacted upon the completion of this investigation.
Thank you Mr. Welford-Costelloe for bringing this matter to our attention.
RBC Royal Bank
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TTC
So I reported the bus, they are submitting it to the supervisor who’s responsable for that route, but I was told “get the bus number next time”, but you see when a bus is exiting from that “Bus Exit” at St.Clair West it’s IMPOSSIABLE to see the bus number!
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CIBC Sayz
Given the nature of your correspondence and the special attention it deserves, I’ve forwarded your message to the CIBC Customer Care Centre.This department is a complaint resolution centre, acting on behalf of our customers.
A Customer Care Specialist will contact you shortly.
Thank you for bringing your concerns to our attention, giving us the opportunity to address your issues.
I trust this information will prove useful to you. Thank you for visiting www.cibc.com.
Sincerely,
Melanie Dittrick Internet Communications Specialist
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Banks
I just sent this to the major three who are now charging extra to use bank machines to get more money (this is the orignal, I had to edit it because RBC doesn’t like profanity):
Dear Banks,
I would like to congratulate you on the “White Labeling” innovation, without it students like my self would have much more money than we deserve to have. You have prevented me from becoming an alcoholic as I can no longer afford anything but water after I pay off all the service charges on my bank account, you saved me from being fat as I can’t afford anything but bread, you saved me from being a slut because I can’t afford to go out to clubs, you saved me from getting a student loan because I can no longer afford transit fare to goto school. I hope you keep up the good work, maybe one day all I will be able to afford is a jar where I will store my money so I can close my bank accounts and stop funding your children’s cocaine use.
Thank you for robbing me in broad daylight, and may you accept a Royal Fuck You. -Kevin Welford-Costelloe Angry Bank Victim, Toronto
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DEATH TO BANKS AND THE TTC
Ok, tonight I’m really fucking angry, first off my bus decides to take a detour out an alternate exit which kept him from doing his job (picking up passengers). Remind me to call Customer Service and to note the time was 10:30pm from St.Clair West Station.
Next off is the fucking banks who are now charging an extra fee (it’s refered to as “white labeling”) for non-customers, so to take out $20 you can be paying upto $2.50/transaction ($1.25 for your bank’s fee + the “white label” fee). This is bull shit, stuff like this is rampant in the US Banks and now here. Don’t the banks make enough fucking money instead of trying to put hard working people like me into debt!
Fuck the banks and fuck the transit system.
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Evil Goat
Buy your evil goat today!
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Duh
Like the new theme of the Journal?
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Realisation time
I’ve come to some of the following realisations:
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I must start support LiveJournal, coz I’ve used their service for so long and never gave anything back…. yet.
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Stop posting my drunken antics, the father unit can read this journal at will. Then again so can the friend bots, so it seems I have a dilemma.
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I’ve decided to become crime fighting homo and I’ll use my passport as a fake police ID. Yes that’ll work, it’ll work fine you hear!
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Canada blows goats, why coz I have to do my taxes again, really can’t they just make me do it once and let all my unclaimed extra income go un-noticed? Stupid country.
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I should start sleeping more, but if you can’t tell from the time stamp I’m too much of a dunce to take my own advice, so fuck it.
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Me and the vodka have become too close in the past month or so, that’s why I’m getting a divorce. Well until my birthday, or that occasional party at a friends house (or my own for that matter).
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Stop realising things, it takes too much brain power.
Listening to: I Don’t Believe In You - Joee
Vibe: ditzy
LJ ItemID: 54759
Fred Phelps The Movie
If anybody is remotely intrested in getting their hands on a copy of Fred The Movie, it’s US$24.95 (plus US$5.00 S&H) payable by Money Order or Cashier’s cheque. Seeing as I’m not at liberty at posting the film maker’s mailing address you can email me for it.
I’m actually going to get a copy of this video…. it intregues me greatly.
Listening to:
Vibe: tired
LJ ItemID: 54470
Stupid Shop
I hate this shop software, it’s not working at all…. I think it’s personal, so I had to ask my host’s support dept (they wrote the script) for help…. I hope I can get it working.
Listening to:
Vibe: aggravated
LJ ItemID: 53669
Scam artists
Toronto scam artists are totally loosing their touch, like the two dollar lady (she demands/begs you to give her two bucks and will latch onto you until you give her money… and she can be seen in $200 pink track pants) or this newbie lady on St.Clair who says one of her siblings/in-laws/parents had been killed/injured in a car accident. and she desperatly needs money for a cab/greyhound fare to go there.
Last time her daughter was killed in a car crash on McCowan Rd in Scarborough and she insisted she must take a $30 cab ride at my expense, instead I gave her an adult ticket for the subway and directions to the stop. This time tho it was her sister and she claimed that she only lived in the city for a week…. but amazingly she tried to hit me up for money in November! People are soooooo stupid
Listening to:
Vibe: bitchy
LJ ItemID: 53374
Arg
My body is getting revenge on me for last night by making me cough and cough for no reason…. this means war
Listening to:
Vibe: crappy
LJ ItemID: 53219
wholy crap
i just realised me and have had 375 ml of absloute vodka at 40% alch. were really drunk right now were watching the convent and not really watching it and just chatting… btw, hey david thanks for calling nick liked to talk you anyways thats it 4 me now…. byeeeeeeeee
Listening to:
Vibe: drunk
LJ ItemID: 52923
phzt
i’m like totally seeing dubble here, i fink me had too much drink
Listening to:
Vibe: drunk
LJ ItemID: 52677
Movie and booze night
I’m sitting here with and I’m bit tipsy, I think I’ve had too much vodka! anyways, I think I’ll continue watching this flick with now but when he’s done this call….. btw say Hi !
Listening to:
Vibe: drunk
LJ ItemID: 52462
TVOKidscom
It’s amazing how things like this grab my attention! My TVO Kids.com studio
Yes, I know I’m sad!
Listening to:
Vibe: awake
LJ ItemID: 52151
Just when you thought America couldnt get more fucked up
it did: Fred (Phelps) The Movie
Listening to:
Vibe: blah
LJ ItemID: 51870
Thought
The human body is fucking useless, all it does is get sick just to piss me off.
Listening to:
Vibe: sick
LJ ItemID: 51473
Phuzt
You know your drunk when….. you attach the European adapter to your mobile charger and try and force it into a North American socket coz it won’t fit.
Listening to:
Vibe: drunk
LJ ItemID: 51339
One Word
CANADA!
The Americans saw gold, but we gave them silver… take that America :) Anyways, I just should mention that Yonge St is a HUGE party right now and it takes over 10 minutes to get from Bay St to Yonge St (only one city block)
Listening to: The honking of horns
Vibe: bouncy
LJ ItemID: 51098
Death to gas companies
WHO is the arse hole who sent out this really LOUD gas truck just to wake me up at 8am!?!?!?! Doesn’t the gas company realise that I’ve had little sleep over the past week?
Listening to:
Vibe: tired
LJ ItemID: 50934
duh
it seems my mobile bill is only $103.00 this month, where did I go wrong? Really, how did I save money, it’s not right! All the smses, long distance, wasted airtime and I only have to pay $103!!!! The world is not fair.
Listening to:
Vibe: NoMoodTag
LJ ItemID: 50484
5ive Sunday
I’ve been meaning to post about this all week, but I’ve not been able to coz I’m a silly ho ;) Anyways, on Sunday night (Feb 17) I went to 5ive w/ and , I got there about 22:00ish and they arrived about 30-45 minutes after me, we danced for a bit then and left around 00:30(?) and I ended up dancing with a guy named Keith and his friend Frank untill about 01:20/01:40 when they left. So from 01:40ish on I was dancing all on me own until they closed the club (early) at 02:50. It was quite fun, I must do it again and again and again….
Listening to:
Vibe: awake
LJ ItemID: 50214
Death to Global
Fucking Global television and Mayor Mel lASSman have been going nuts over this stupid Simpsons episode and it ‘coming to Toronto’. But did Global forget to tell lASSman that it was in the last five minutes and it was SHIT!
Listening to:
Vibe: aggravated
LJ ItemID: 49989
John Q
I saw John Q today and I must say what a generic american film, really. Heres the plot summary:
lovable kid has hart problem, evil hmo & hospital refuse to give kid heart, kid gets sick and almost dies, father goes into evil hospital and holds hostages threatens to kill many, cops try to kill him later to find the media hacked into their video feed and they did it on national tv, father says he’ll kill him self and demands doctor give kid heart, hosp. gets heart, wife stops him in mere seconds (only after the safety on the gun saved him the first time), kid gets better, father on trial, the end.
So all is well, kid gets heart, arnie kills many columbians and good ol' american boy kills russian tyrant.
Well I’m off to check they washer, maybe the clothes are ready for the dryer…. btw, I have to get up for work @ 10:30am ;)
Listening to: Kylie Minogue / In Your Eyes
Vibe: bouncy
LJ ItemID: 49889
Collateral Damage
I decided to see Collateral Damage last night at 22:20 although I did have some reservations from when I saw a minitest (small protest) about it in front of the theatre by The Canada-Colombia Solidarity Campaign (when I went to see Rollerball). It was pretty good except it was generically American and that stupid whore who over did the perfume who sat next to me…. oh and lets not forget the cunt who was kicking the back of my seat.
Listening to: raven maize - The Real Life
Vibe: tired
LJ ItemID: 49470
Re Your email to godhatesfagscom
This is what happens when you ask a logical question to the God Hates Fags people. You may notice this is “Rev” Phelps little bitch….errr…wifey.
Reply-To: (margiep77@kscable.com) From: “Margie J Phelps” (margiep77@kscable.com) To: (shelly.perkins@nrg-online.ca) Subject: Your e-mail to godhatesfags.com Date: Sun, 10 Feb 2002 14:22:14 -0600
What has happened in your life that you are taking up time and energy asking whether bi-sexuality is a good thing? Has it ever occurred to you that you could live your entire life without dabbling in such nonsense?
The Bible is plain about what sex is allowed. The marriage bed - between one man, one woman, for life - is undefiled. Everything else is defiled.
So get out of the gutter and elevate your dialogue to something important. The affairs of mankind are on the brink of being wrapped up, and the Judge is even at the door. It’s time to get serious, humble yourself before the mighty hand of God, fear God and keep his commandments. Instead of chattering like some goofy soap opera character.
Thanks.
Margie Phelps
Listening to:
Vibe: amused
LJ ItemID: 49312
ros hetties breedersbreeder scum take your pick
I’ve come to the conclusion that heterosexuals (now defined as hetties) are sick immoral people who decided it’s ok to make a discusting scene on subways, streetcars and the bus I have to ride to get home. Why won’t the government do something about these people and their discusting acts of ‘love’. Which brings me to another point, they can’t ‘love’ all they do is go around and have sex in public places where children can see. Canada has gone down the drains thanks to these people.
I’m not heterophobic at all, but I wouldn’t want them to hit on me, or try to recruit me or even have a parade and call them selves “normal”!
(Editors note: It sounds like a rant, but guess what I’m sick of hearing shit like this so hey I figure it’s about time I spread hate and lies about hetties. It seems only fair)
Listening to: Cher / This Is A Song For The Lonely
Vibe: bitchy
LJ ItemID: 49005
Grr
I’m going to kill the fucker who decided it was funny to hide a library book
Listening to: RadioFG
Vibe: angry
LJ ItemID: 48762
You know its so true
remember: “a href” is not used to call up images
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Vibe: NoMoodTag
LJ ItemID: 48395
5ive
5ive SUCKED, there was like one person on the floor…. AND SHE WORKED THERE! really, ADVERTISE!
But on a brighter note: I’m only going to HOPs (Feb 17,Mar 17, Apr 7)
Listening to:
Vibe: pissed off
LJ ItemID: 47813
Pre5ive
It’s 2218, I’m waiting for and to arrive so we can be off to 5ive, but in the meantime I should inform you I pulled out the hair gel that glows under blacklight and now all my hair will turn a neon green-ish colour, it looks fab!
So if you want a quick shag look for me 2night @ 5ive
p.s. I do realise I look like the mega fag, but hey who cares
Listening to: Dancefloor FG vol 2
Vibe: bouncy
LJ ItemID: 47421
Telus Mobility
Some how I don’t feel threatened by the following line on this “overdue” notice:
“You must pay the minimum of $172.40 immedately or your service will be suspened and further late charges will be applied to your account.”
I think somebody forgot to tell them I cancelled the account, but even still I never received and service in my home area, so I don’t think I would have noticed.
Listening to: Felix Da Housecat feat. Miss Hittin - Silver Screen
Vibe: bouncy
LJ ItemID: 47284
Undercovers
If you heard about a chatter on PridevisionTV’s Undercovers named “Kevin” that was me blush
Listening to:
Vibe: bouncy
LJ ItemID: 46851
Carebear quiz
It seems I’m more than one! See what Care Bear you are.
See what Care Bear you are./a>
See what Care Bear you are.
Listening to:
Vibe: NoMoodTag
LJ ItemID: 46829
Err
Is this a acomplishment, or am I in need of counselling…. you decide
Listening to:
Vibe: accomplished
LJ ItemID: 46333
VMan
Whats with that crazy Viagra man? Why must he prance around some city just because he poped a woody, really people.
Listening to:
Vibe: apathetic
LJ ItemID: 46037
Essay Update 2002
* = Not actual “business” transactions were completed, do you really think I’d tell you when I do that?
Listening to: Some CD
Vibe: bitchy
LJ ItemID: 45258
Strange folks
See what I got in my email box: http://www.nrg-online.ca/versionfour/sections.php?op=viewarticle&artid=16
Listening to:
Vibe: bitchy
LJ ItemID: 44800
Song Quote
[quote] I use booze to unlock me [/quote] If anybody has the key I’m willing to open (my legs) ;p
Listening to: RadioFG
Vibe: weird
LJ ItemID: 44632
5ive
5ive was fab… but only after I forced to come. btw, , Scott and Sean were also there ;)
Listening to:
Vibe: naughty
LJ ItemID: 44313
Rogers
HAHAHAHA now you can’t disconnect my cable! “Jan.18/02 Agent Assisted Bill Payment - Rogers Cable $120.00”
Listening to: RadioFG
Vibe: amused
LJ ItemID: 44285
Python
The acting in this movie is that of a porno.
Listening to: DVD Movie
Vibe: amused
LJ ItemID: 43933
Pizza and a phone call
I just ordered the ‘pizza lovers’ deal @ Doubble Doubble and appearently I get two (small) pizzas w/three toppings, a 2L coke, dipping sauce and a free 20 minute phone card….. can you find the object that doesn’t belong?
Listening to: RadioFG 98.2FM Paris, France
Vibe: cold
LJ ItemID: 43557
Grrr
Theres been a minor leek in my room since this morning, of course I found this out when I woke up to drip drip drip
Listening to: RadioFG 98.2FM Paris, France
Vibe: aggravated
LJ ItemID: 43108
AHHHHHH
It’s 4:10am, fido said my account will be activated at midnight, yet I have no call display, I’m probably being charged for sms, customer service is closed and my i.Fido page seems to think I’m pre-paying for my service! When I wake up I’d BETTER at least have caller id!
Listening to:
Vibe: irate
LJ ItemID: 42621
Things I Hate Today update list
* = is already on the list, but due to recent events was moved up by three points
Listening to:
Vibe: crappy
LJ ItemID: 42357
Grrr again
Appearently it was Lloyds bank who think that they are better than every other bank and won’t cash them…… bastards
Listening to:
Vibe: pissed off
LJ ItemID: 42187
Grrr
“Hi Kevin, unfortunately the Lloyds bank has returned your money order to me as they can’t process it :(”
some how this doesn’t suprise me seeing as it’s a useless Canada Post product
Listening to:
Vibe: pissed off
LJ ItemID: 41957
grin
take this quiz to see what character or personality you’re most like! by divachop
Listening to:
Vibe: NoMoodTag
LJ ItemID: 41678
Shit
I just locked my self out of my own phone, now I have to call fido and get the PUK code!
Listening to:
Vibe: infuriated
LJ ItemID: 40976
Durr
Durr, I have to leave the warmth of my apt to get nourishment at 3:00am… what a bitch
Listening to: Z103.5FM
Vibe: bitchy
LJ ItemID: 40930
MDK
Pladium can burn in hell, first they close down their Toronto location, then take away all my player one points, and now lose my application for a new PlayerOne card…. what fuckos
Listening to:
Vibe: pissed off
LJ ItemID: 40464
Come on be nosey
Here’s my longdistance section of my phonebill… I know you just had to see it!
Listening to:
Vibe: thoughtful
LJ ItemID: 40206
FYI
Did you know, I saved $10.63 by using Bell Long Distance this month?
Listening to:
Vibe: naughty
LJ ItemID: 40158
energyfm 1079errr953
It seems energyfm is still playing the exact same songs now, that they were playing when I stopped listening to them.
Listening to: energyfm95.3 (fmr 107.9)
Vibe: good
LJ ItemID: 39758
Yarr
Anybody upto killing that Old Navy tart, if so call now!
Listening to:
Vibe: NoMoodTag
LJ ItemID: 39633
Harry Potter Update
I’m done books 3 & 4, i now have to read the first two…. after that I stalk down J.K. Rowling and force her to publish another book…. Bwahahahahaha! ;)
Listening to:
Vibe: NoMoodTag
LJ ItemID: 39280
hrm
I have condoms and lube on my keyboard, I have a feeling the cable guy thought I was a complete tart when he came to fix my cable box.
Listening to: BBC World
Vibe: embarrassed
LJ ItemID: 38997
oh my
I just found this poem on my New Grounds profile: “If I only had one quarter, i’d give it to you, only because you need to buy a clue.”
Listening to:
Vibe: amused
LJ ItemID: 38883
Osama
I knew something was up with that crazy Osama: courtesy: new grounds
Listening to: that crazy osama music
Vibe: giddy
LJ ItemID: 38649
Photos and tarting about in Rogers Video
I’ve got new photos, but if my web host had their (blanked out) who the hell added ‘blanked out’? or was it me? [dec 26] I could give you the addy. Also on friday night when me, and went to Rogers Video (8 Wellesley Street East) the clerk who served us was totally hitting on me when I was getting a membership card! You could totally tell, but hey, it’s a small event in the larger weirdness of my life.
Listening to:
Vibe: tired
LJ ItemID: 38158
Message to onebox
hi, I contacted you about a problem I was having with your onebox thinking I’m using the basic (free) service when I’m paying for the plus service. Not only am I having to put up with all these ads, I also just found out that your also including a tag-line to all my outgoing emails which never happened when I was on the plus plan.
ex: “___________________________________________________________ FREE voicemail, email and fax, all in one place. Sign Up Now! www.myto.com”
I would like to know what the problem is, and I tried to have somebody at your technical support number, but they told me to email you.
Also I would like to request my $5.30 be credited to my account as I’m paying for the free version of the MyTO onebox, which is quite silly once you think about it.
Thank you -Kevin
Listening to:
Vibe: aggravated
LJ ItemID: 37959
Onebox update
It seems my Onebox thinks I’m not paying-sorta…. I’m getting the “free version” of MyTO Onebox. And to make it more of a kick in the face they successfully charged me the monthly fee: “BILL PAYMENT TELUS Internet $5.30”, so now I’m on the phone with a Telus Internet tech guy and he’s trying to figure how to make this stupid thing work.
btw, this is one of the three (one fullsized and two mini banners) banners:
Listening to:
Vibe: discontent
LJ ItemID: 37858
Is this normal
I’m having cyber sex in french on KaZaA, heres a small clipping: 17 cm
nrgonline@KaZaA: 8 pouces, et vôtre?
steph767@???: oui
nrgonline@KaZaA: ma taille de pénis? (mon Français n’est pas aussi bon qu’elle devrait être)
steph767@???: ton sexe
nrgonline@KaZaA: taille de ce qui?
steph767@???: quelle taille?
nrgonline@KaZaA: ok….
steph767@???: j’ai envi d’un sexe d’homme
Listening to: DJ Tiësto / Flight 643 (Original)
Vibe: horny
LJ ItemID: 37402
Caffine
btw, it’s now been 3 days without caffine (pop)
Listening to:
Vibe: accomplished
LJ ItemID: 37229
Insanity
Signs that the far right are completely mad: Watch Harry Potter (Mediard - Religion)
Listening to: Channel 703
Vibe: naughty
LJ ItemID: 37106
Update
I’ve been a bit over 24 hours without caffine and I haven’t killed anybody……… just yet
Listening to: Galaxy 101
Vibe: giggly
LJ ItemID: 36787
Yarr
It’s 0819 and I should have left to drop off stuff at school at 0800 and I’m not ready to leave for another ~15 minutes (Kevin time to Earth time: 1 kev min. = 10 earth min.)
btw, this “new” (I have no clue if it’s new coz Canada is 12 months behind the rest of the non-pop music world) Kylie track is fab!
Listening to: Kylie Minogue / Outta My Head
Vibe: tired
LJ ItemID: 36370
Problem
This is what my MyTO login page says: And this is what it says when I log in: Can you spot the problem?
Listening to: BBC Canada on the telly
Vibe: tired
LJ ItemID: 36304
Room 208
Although she’s fab, she can’t lipsync:
Listening to: Channel [V]’s Room 208
Vibe: bouncy
LJ ItemID: 35674
Oh Look
It seems this is my third post today…. anyways seeing as I don’t care I’ll continue….
Right now I’m attempting to find a song that was mixed into my Ratty song “Sunshine” and the lyrics were “angel……… angel………angel…….angel” with of course fab dance music under it. But KaZaA seems not to want to do anything so fcuk it!
Anyways, last night me and Josh created this weeks newest episode of Misadventures, which by-the-way was filmed in Jacksonville, Flordia — or so I’m telling the government coz some of the minor explosives we used are illegal within Canada unless it’s Victoria Day or Canada Day.
I’m also trying to go next week (starting Monday Dec 3rd) without drinking Coca-Cola (or softdrinks in general), I’m doing this because I’ve gone completely MAD! ;)
Thats all for now, you can stop reading now.
Listening to: Ratty - Living on Video
Vibe: horny
LJ ItemID: 35460
35084
“You come out of little room with hangers?”
Listening to: De nada / Love You Anyway
Vibe: weird
LJ ItemID: 35084
Ooh
I just downloaded Sonique which is 400 times better than WM coz it don’t hog all me resources, now I can steal… errr… borrow music from KaZaA and play it all day at the same time ;)
Listening to: So Solid / 21 Seconds
Vibe: hyper
LJ ItemID: 34971
Though Of Rage
Stupidity should be punished with a long slow death
Listening to:
Vibe: angry
LJ ItemID: 34668
Ramblings
Dear Live Journal Reader Person Silly Guy,
It’s now 0446 on Saturday morning, I have about 5h16m before I have to wake up for work. That sucks mega hooch daddy. On a unrelated note I bought the fourth Harry Potter book called The Goblet of Fire, I did this coz when I finished the last book (#3) at Castle Frank Station at 1115-ish yesterday morning (friday) I figured “what the @#$% am I gunna do on the Subway now??? Converse with the jumpers and creeps?” so I got off at Bay station, walked over to chapters in the rain and spent $35 on the ~700 page book, so far I’m at 20 pages and already I’m angry that Peter Petigrew is back in cahoots with Voldemort!!!!!
Anyways, I should end this sillyness for now, and just to let you know I WILL post the url to the mini-meet between me, nick and eric.
Night xx
Listening to: The Fab Sounds Of BBC World
Vibe: tired
LJ ItemID: 34534
Hrm
Proof that any idiot can have his own webpage: www.canadasucks.com
Listening to:
Vibe: NoMoodTag
LJ ItemID: 34090
No Subjekt
There I paid The Fucking Bill: Nov.23/01 Agent Assisted Bill Payment - Bell CDA Res $182.00
Listening to:
Vibe: NoMoodTag
LJ ItemID: 33937
Weird
Today at around 1605 there was a fire on the west end of my building on the 2nd floor (I’m on the east end on the first). This just before I was about to drop off some forms @ work…. well litterally minutes before
Listening to:
Vibe: sleepy
LJ ItemID: 33632
Phone
Fuck I forgot to pay the phone bill, now I owe them $181!!!! I’m hoping they don’t take it out of my security deposit coz I want dat back, and even still they may not give it back to me at all!
Listening to:
Vibe: NoMoodTag
LJ ItemID: 33389
Question
How long does it take to send a registered package?
November 07, 2001 17:51 TORONTO ON The item has been received by CPC.
November 09, 2001 05:25 MISSISSAUGA ON The item was despatched from Canada.
Listening to:
Vibe: NoMoodTag
LJ ItemID: 32979
re dirty email
I just used systran to translate it for no appearent reason and this is how it came out: Hello my cabbage!! Selected the woman which like you, record her vidéos on your desk (GUARANTEED 100% WITHOUT VIRUS), installs then and join there in its the deeper intimitée!! More than 20 girls diffèrentes, most beautiful of the Web you attendent.Demande their whole that you want, even if you are a pervert they carry out all your phantasms!! They await you on line for a spectacle inoubliable!!!!Attends a few seconds and looks in bottom of this message, and click on the woman of your choice
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Vibe: NoMoodTag
LJ ItemID: 32649
You know your in Canada when you receive SPAM in English and French!
ex: “Salut mon chou!! Choisis la femme qui te plais, enregistres ses vidéos sur ton bureau (GARANTI 100% SANS VIRUS), installe le ensuite et rejoins là dans sa plus profonde intimitée!! Plus de 20 filles diffèrentes, les plus belles du web t’attendent.Demande leur tout ce que tu veux, même si tu es un pervers elles réalisent tous tes fantasmes!! Elles t’attendent en direct pour un spectacle inoubliable!!!!Attends quelques secondes et regarde en bas de ce message, et cliques sur la femme de ton choix”
Listening to:
Vibe: sick
LJ ItemID: 32352
Bell
“You have reached the Bell Canada billing department, we are aware that there is a miscalculation on all bills in the Greater Toronto Area that was inexcess of $450, please pay it or we’ll disconnect your line”
Listening to: the funky grooves of the hold queue at 310-BELL
Vibe: apathetic
LJ ItemID: 32151
Updates from beyond
Today I have come to the sudden realization that I’m a ditzy queen, why you ask because I missed my stop on the subway, now anybody can do that yes, but here is the proof on I can miss my stop and be ditzy as a result.
- I was staring at the wall thru the subway’s window
- The wall was a nasty green colour only found at St.George Station (my stop)
- On the nasty green wall in huge black writing it said “St.George”
- Over the subways PA the driver(?) said “St.George, this stop, St.George”
So you see thats how I came to my conclusion.
Also, with the assistance of my mother I am attempting to owe TD Canada Trust Visa over $200. How am I doing this by applying for a card ;)
Listening to:
Vibe: ditzy
LJ ItemID: 31789
PayPerView
For only $3.99 you can watch endless hours of black!
Listening to:
Vibe: NoMoodTag
LJ ItemID: 31726
Thought
Instant Realization: The TTC Still owes me a token from Aug.
Listening to:
Vibe: NoMoodTag
LJ ItemID: 31038
Daily Update
09:37 - I’m late for school, but the lack of subways are no help…. then again there is a convoy northbound, but where-o-where is my southbound???
09:47 - ‘Bout friggin’ time my southbound arrived!!!!
10:20 - Arrived at school, yet again I fool my teacher into thinking I’m early.
10:45 - Leaving school, mobile phone is rining, will somebody answer that????
10:54 - On platform level, that bastard westbound train just passed me and didn’t stop!
11:00 - Here comes the subway (again), $5 on that guy is gunna jump.
11:01 - Shit I just lost $5 to somebody I’ve never met.
11:09 - This weird dude just got on at Younge station.
11:10 - (In between Younge & Bay) The weird guy is now inhalling Paint Thinner on my car.
11:11 - Felling woozy, paint thinner fumes have filled my car (5119).
11:12 - At St.George station… finally! Brething again, Still woozy from fumes.
11:15 - $5 on that guy jumps.
11:16 - Again I loose five bucks, maybe I should learn from this…. nah.
13:00 - Get on bus, bus driver doesn’t belive I’m a student and that I should be paying a student rate, although he has seen my student discount card.
17:35 - I hate the 511, don’t they realize it’s raining???
11:15 - Receive phone call from Ian in South Africa. We spoke for 13m52s which will cost him R42.99 without VAT and R49.01 with VAT. For me though off-peak hours and weekends are free.
00:23 - Listening to Gaydar Radio, and still working on this entry.
00:24 - Go to hell martha stewart
Listening to: Gaydar Radio
Vibe: calm
LJ ItemID: 30786
ICQ
Somebody just messaged me with an icq uin starting with ‘9’ if this was you MESSAGE BACK, icq crashed and it’s your fault ;)
Listening to: So Graham Norton
Vibe: devious
LJ ItemID: 30631
Camera 6
I thought I should mention, I was attacked by camera 6 again today during Z Ukosa.
Listening to: MusiquePlus
Vibe: blah
LJ ItemID: 30345
Cest Groovy
I’m watching this show on MusiquePlus (The sister station of MuchMusic, just in french) called “Bourse” and it’s quite groovy. Me thinks I’ll have to set the vcr timers on my digital box for it now anyways Steamy Saturdays is almost on so I’m gunna start watching that soon.
Listening to: MusiquePlus
Vibe: blah
LJ ItemID: 30063
School
I fucking hate math, I’ve spent way too much time just looking at it and not understanding it at all, and it’s due tomrrow… like what the fuck, I have nothing done and I can’t fucking do it. I might just call in sick tomrrow.
Oh and lets not forget the vagueness of this english assignment (I only have one question done)
(can you tell I’m pissed)
Listening to:
Vibe: frustrated
LJ ItemID: 29896
RogersHome
Remember kids, although hacking is illegal Rogers@Home couldn’t give two shits if somebody is attempting to hack into your computer. It seems all they can do is say “Well, you can email abuse@rogers.home.net and for only $39.99 you can get a personal firewall for your computer.”
Listening to:
Vibe: horny
LJ ItemID: 29611
Rogers
It seems it’s normal practace at Rogers to never pick up the phones
Listening to:
Vibe: NoMoodTag
LJ ItemID: 29255
Regarding Camera 6 and the D6
Why the hell did that post twice?
Listening to:
Vibe: bouncy
LJ ItemID: 29036
Tokens By Mail
Last night after Chinese Newsline, I took the 509 to Union Staion, the driver who shall be refered to “Red Neck Boon Daddy” never told me that they were only taking payment at Union, so I paid on the Street Car. Then once I get off at Union, theres a fare collector and two TTC Constables*, so I ask one of the TTC Cartoon Copz if I have to pay again and he says yes. So I paid again. And this morning I call into 393-INFO to get my fare back and I’m put on hold, but the music is fab, so I don’t care ;)
Anyways, I got my fare back in token form by mail.
* = TTC Constables are foolish people who have the same authority as Toronto Police, but only on TTC Property. So if your gunna hold up an old lady make damn sure you get your booty out of the subway station!
Listening to:
Vibe: bouncy
LJ ItemID: 28871
Phone
I am considering changing my number from a 416 number to a 647 number (647 is the new Toronto area code), but I can’t think of a good excuse to get it changed for free and I’m too lazy to tell everybody I have ever given my number to the new number
Listening to:
Vibe: creative
LJ ItemID: 28448
Death To Telus
It seems Telus Mobility is completely stupid as they decide to do “network maintinance” at 3pm on a Saturday afternoon and sell me another crappy phone that has a tendancy of crashing (it’s software) and turning off. Anyways I might suggest you avoid Telus Mobility, unless you have a sawed off shotgun and a will not to get caught by the police.
Listening to:
Vibe: bitchy
LJ ItemID: 28376
Camera 6 and the D6
Well this morning I have an odd and somewhat intresting story, when I was doing camera 1 (D6) for IshtyleTV my shots got shaky at times because camera 6 was attempting to kill me by running me over. But of course nobody noticed the Hi-8 as 6 came closer and closer then hit me and made my shot shake like mad as I attempt to slowly move away from 6 as it fcuks up my footing causing me to stumble. But what they think really didn’t matter as CAMERA 6 WANTS ME DEAD!!!!!
(I’m sure that turned from a story to a vauge rant pretty quickly)
Listening to:
Vibe: horny
LJ ItemID: 28042
Camera 6 and the D6
Well this morning I have an odd and somewhat intresting story, when I was doing camera 1 (D6) for IshtyleTV my shots got shaky at times because camera 6 was attempting to kill me by running me over. But of course nobody noticed the Hi-8 as 6 came closer and closer then hit me and made my shot shake like mad as I attempt to slowly move away from 6 as it fcuks up my footing causing me to stumble. But what they think really didn’t matter as CAMERA 6 WANTS ME DEAD!!!!!
(I’m sure that turned from a story to a vauge rant pretty quickly)
Listening to:
Vibe: horny
LJ ItemID: 27749
Stupid Rich White Suburbans
Today I had to goto this horriable rich hick town called Oakville, so of course I had to use the local (non-existant) transit. When I get to my stop and start getting off this woman (who shall now be refered to as “satan’s bitch slut”) pushes right into me as I don’t exist, just to get on the bus faster!
So I of course yell “Excuse Me!” and she ignores me!
What a wench.
Listening to:
Vibe: irritated
LJ ItemID: 27423
Bell
I just scanned in the Bell Canada Logo from my bill and made this: Feel free to comment.
Listening to:
Vibe: artistic
LJ ItemID: 27154
Numbers
I’ve had some strange calls lately, first from Primus Communications Telemarketers who call from: (519) 658-6297 (519) 658-6802 (519) 658-4517
And also from a number that doesn’t exist, but that has called me before! That one is 416-251-1335.
Strange, I guess I have to call Bell again! btw, the number is 310-BELL (2355) in Ontario and Quebec (no need for an areacode in the 416/647/289/905)
Listening to:
Vibe: bitchy
LJ ItemID: 27129
NewsweekNewsline
Update: South Asian Newsweek: S.A. Newsweek is Punjabi for “fiasco”, as we had some of the following fun problems:
Chinese Newsline: Not many problems with newsline except that talent that night was a bit off, or not with it (lets face it, was sunday night) so we got a bit heavy, but that was later fixed by dropping something.
Anyways that was my sunday afternoon/night and I got monday and tuesday off (until further notice), but I am working again on wednesday, thursday and friday.
Listening to:
Vibe: tired
LJ ItemID: 26804
Cameras again
I just realized, duh take the BW cam on top of the computer your using right now, connect it to the LC your gunna try and get, install the webcam extentions and software, position the cam on top of the fridge (or if in living room, find some good way if getting an aerial view) connect it to the network, and FTP away!
Listening to: The strange buzz from my TV
Vibe: amused
LJ ItemID: 26461
Cameras
I’m thinking of buying another computer (I can find a mac LC for $10) and another webcam to set-up in my kitchen. Why, because I feel I need more webcams! and if I can find two new webcams I’ll put one in the living room, so you can watch my brother do nothing with his life and my mother racking up the pay-per-view bill. and as for the kitchen, I want people to watch me burn my self as I need a few witnesses for my insurance reports ;)
anyways feel free to comment on this by emailing me at mail@nrg-online.ca or clicking on “post comment” below this post.
And remember SMS is always available to use, it’s at: www.nrg-online.ca/v_three/i… (also after you send SMS there is some eye candy on the confirmation page).
Listening to: my black and white TV
Vibe: artistic
LJ ItemID: 26274
Reason To Hate Rogers Cable 458657
Some how the sentance “I’d like to have a pin number required to order Pay-Per-View movies” means “I’d like to have all my channels blocked out”
Listening to:
Vibe: good
LJ ItemID: 25901
Strange Car
There is a strange black car parked out infront of my bedroom window. Just thought I should post that.
Listening to: Queer As Folk (US) CD
Vibe: chipper
LJ ItemID: 25736
People
Well it’s 03:17 EST and I’m sitting in an internet café on Younge and Irwin Sts. Why, because my “quality” PC decided to not work. Anyways, thats not why I am posting this up here. On my way to the iCafé (a new spelling I just invented) this guy came upto me and said “my car broke down [and he points to a black pontiac on Church and Something – I was walking down Davenport Rd.] and I need a bit of gas to get me to Peterborough (about 3-4 hours outside of T.O. – he claimed he lived there), I appologize for doing this, but I have no cash at all me and a few friends just got out of a bar, blah, blah, blah. So being me and knowing how much it sucks to get stuck in another city and no way to get out I go “I hope this’ll help [and I give him $5]” then he says can you spare $10 [Luckly I only cary $5.00 or less after 10pm] and I say “sorry thats all I have” then he asks to be pointed in the direction of a phonebooth and voila there is one in the Gas station accross the street. He thanks me and takes off. Then the car he claimed was his takes off from the Rabba on the corner. Need less to say I was a bit pissed off that he ripped me off, not cash wise as it was only $5, but morally wise, really I could (and did) run into homeless people who actually needed even the smallest amount of money for food/water and I couln’t help them out because this thing (no longer human) decided to scam people for their helpfulness. But I’m not going to be angry about it as it’s a waste of my time to do so. All that I know is it will comeback to get him later in life and I hope it hurts too – like being hit by the Younge Street Blue Night bus, or being pushed infront of a subway by an excaped mental paitent who is still at large. Anyways that is all for my rant, if you wish you may comment on my web-board at:
Listening to: the faint sounds of a clock radio
Vibe: annoyed
LJ ItemID: 25468
25199
I am pissed off because somebody or something deleted my mulitmedia folder removing ALL my videos and audio files (which were about 2-3GB). Now DEATH to the program or person who has done this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Listening to: CH 703
Vibe: pissed off
LJ ItemID: 25199
Spanky
Guess what I just learned something totally cool today, Caribana+Younge Street=Chaos. Anyways, if you are unaware of Caribana visit: The Caribana Site on Toronto.com
Listening to:
Vibe: thoughtful
LJ ItemID: 25006
kamakazze tiny flies from hell
It seems toronto isunder attack by evil kamakazze tiny flies. They travel in big swarms or about 100+ and they fly into you to attempt to distroy you, but they end up stickingt you and die as a result. So be forewarned!
Listening to: Channel 703 - Galaxie Dance
Vibe: NoMoodTag
LJ ItemID: 24822
24521
You know local television sucks when you’ve been flipping through TV5 Internationale, Deutsche Welle tv and BBC World.
Listening to: Channel 703 (Galaxie Dance)
Vibe: bored
LJ ItemID: 24521
24221
I think I’ve gone mad, this is what I’ve been surfing for the past 30 minutes! If you agree that I’ve gone mad, please email: sms@nrg-online.ca and tell me how mad I am.
Listening to: Z103
Vibe: crazy
LJ ItemID: 24221
24003
Music way too lound, eyes now crossing, brain can’t handle party in the ears, laser thing starting to smoke…. must turn down volume of discman….. nah
Listening to: 8 Amore (Love) - Lia De Bahia (Mucho Mambo CD) [I Won it off EnergyFM/EnergyRadio/Energy108/What ever the fuck they call them selves now]
Vibe: awake
LJ ItemID: 24003
23722
so it’s been awhile since I posted something, anyways I’ve been working news shifts (13:30-22:00) for the last little while so I’ve been getting home at around 23:00 everynight and I just chill and watch the tv. Anyways, Elizabitch has been calling my friends again, and the little fucker sent a letter here, but if she somehow gets the number it’s all good as I invested in Call Blocking, a nice $5 service from Bell Canada which prevents upto 12 un-wanted individuals from ever getting through to your line, and it gives a nasty little message when they try calling too!
Anyways, must get ready for work (today’s shift starts at 15:30)
Listening to: Z103
Vibe: silly
LJ ItemID: 23722
23510
I forgot to post this a long time back, but this is a card I got on my birthday, it looks/reads:
Listening to: Z103.5
Vibe: peaceful
LJ ItemID: 23510
Ahhhh
Yes, nothing says “healthy meal” like mike’s hard lemonade (it’s lemonade with vodka) and frosted flakes
Listening to: Z103.5
Vibe: indescribable
LJ ItemID: 23002
22660
I forgot to mention….. die WS_FTP LE die! UPDATED: Internet Explorer may also die
Listening to:
Vibe: NoMoodTag
LJ ItemID: 22660
22128
It seems I’m helping friends of a friend move tomrrow at 08:00!
Listening to: Z103 (103.5FM)
Vibe: hot
LJ ItemID: 22128
21860
Well finally the @home service was finally installed, and so was the digital cable…. but still no furniture!
anyways, I also ordered DW tv today.
and I know my post makes no sense but I’m on the floor and really hot right now so bite me.
Listening to: Z103 (103.5FM)
Vibe: hot
LJ ItemID: 21860
Ahhhh Real Monsters
Well it’s sunday night and I am loving the new place! Although I have no furniture of any kind I still love it [grin]. Anyways, my phone is finally getting installed tomrrow… or should I say today at sometime in the day (but knowing bell it’s probably going to be next week) and do you want to know something crazy? well seeing as it’s an apartment there is already line and jacks in the walls and no actual cables have to be connected, so all that is required of Bell Canada Inc. is to do something at their office, but just guess how much it costs for them to do that. $59.00!!!!! do flip a switch and do nothing more, 59 damn dollars to do NOTHING! insane, yes?
Also, my cable is being installed on Tuesday so I’m not allowed to leave the appartment from 12:00 to 13:00 tuesday afternoon.
Anways I must stop ranting and raving and leave you to peace. Cya xx
Listening to:
Vibe: dorky
LJ ItemID: 21661
Yay Change Of Address
Well it seems this Saturday I will be moving into a new location, well not really it’s in my last area (St.Clar & Alberta) but it’s around St.Clair & Vaughan Rd. now, so thats totally cool. Anyways, the webcam is pitch black now (the old woman did that, porbably turned offf the light) and as of Friday night-ish it will be OFFLINE until I get some form of internet service running there. And mmn.on.ca/mrmannet.net WILL be down as well! So thats all
Listening to:
Vibe: NoMoodTag
LJ ItemID: 21446
ohhh look at all that monkey
It’s early morning on a monday, why am I up at 03:56? I have no idea I should really be in bed, but I guess I’m in one of those moods where bed is not the best place to be. Many-a-thoughts are speeding through my head some thoughts question heterosexuality and others question why is the sky blue, but the most prominent <==(probably spelled wrong, but is 4am so fuck off)== though is the love I have for somebody who has no clue of it and may not accept it, why does love work this way? I have no clue, but I feel I should tell him that I love him although I may loose him as a result or even have him closer to me than I’ve ever dreamed. What a perplexing <==(probably spelled wrong again, so I refer to what time it is)== decision. Well that should be all for my semi-awake rant. good night.
Listening to:
Vibe: tired
LJ ItemID: 20772
20535
It’s 03:04 on a sunday and I am watching Halloween which I rented at Blockbuster for about $3.44. Why, I do not know.
Listening to:
Vibe: crazy
LJ ItemID: 20535
20397
MY COUNTER IS BROKEN!!!!!!!!!! It now says I only have had one visitor!!!! what a piece of crap!
Listening to:
Vibe: aggravated
LJ ItemID: 20397
20089
The webcam is now tapped to the television set:
Listening to:
Vibe: NoMoodTag
LJ ItemID: 20089
Oooopppppsssss
It seems I might be a bit sunburned! I didn’t notice but I’m a bit more on the red side, so I went to shoppers drugmart (one block south of Younge and Bloor) and guess how much the total was for a small bottle of sunscreen INCLUDING taxes (15.00%). It was $10.34 for this tiny little bottle of sunscreen, amazing isn’t it how expensive so little of a product can be. But oh well not much I can do about it now.
I also finally went to the Telus Mobility store (35 Bathurst Street - Two blocks South from King and Bathurst) which has only mike products to get my stupid battery replaced (it was not holding a charge for long), so now thats done.
And I haven’t bothered trying to call the old fool yet, but I called my school and got them to bitch at her for kicking me out of the house by friday, and the kicker is I have nowhere to move to, so I’m going to her son’s house (step father) and laying down the law by saying that his house is now my house because his mother is being a total bitch and he has to take responsability for that.
Anyways, expect frequent updates on this matter.
Listening to:
Vibe: NoMoodTag
LJ ItemID: 19794
That old cow
If you have a look at my webcam the old bitch moved it, why because she a… (all together now)…. A FUCKING BITCH… and when I go to call her, it like how dare I ask her why did such a thing. Well heres her phone number 905-XXX-XXX9 feel free to call here and tell her how much of an idiot she is.
Listening to:
Vibe: NoMoodTag
LJ ItemID: 19642
19387
Notice: This is the offical restaurant of NRG Online
Listening to: CD: Queer As Folk (US)
Vibe: devious
LJ ItemID: 19387
Odd night on the city
Last night I was walking past Pizza Pizza on College and Younge and I was window shopping (checking out the insanly hot guys inside) and then as I’m checking out the merchandise one guy knows on the window and waves to me….. I’m just like what the??? and continue on my way…. anyways that was about all I wanted to say…. and a personal note: 15:23
Listening to:
Vibe: calm
LJ ItemID: 19156
Spring Cleaning
It seems I have deleted all the old and useless messages in my email box, this is good because the voice messages were getting into the tripple digits in there! So now I have stored off all the real important stuff in other folders than “INBOX”. So if I mistakenly (or “Mistakenly”) deleted an important message from you I appologize. Anyways, thats all for now
Listening to:
Vibe: thirsty
LJ ItemID: 18504
Grrr
It seems my server (zazie/www.mmn.on.ca) keeps on going down on weekends due to “power failures”…. now it just might be me, but the power can’t be failing EVERY weekend at the exact time, its too convienent, so I think her old fucked-up-ness is unplugging my server to “save” power (seeing as the computer uses less electricity than her it’s in quotes)
Listening to:
Vibe: pissed off
LJ ItemID: 18215
17938
ohhhh nasty hatemail time:
My Motorola i1000plus (to now be refered to as “Piece Of Shit”) has yet again stopped working, first it started out earlier with my mobile browser, the problem there was it stopped working for no particular reason. I called into customer service and it seems the person who answered could not help me because the data department had closed. I thought no problem my life revolves around their hours and this minor $15/month inconvience could wait until tomrrow during business hours.
Later that night at 2:00am my phone continued to get worse, by this time I could not receive phone calls, but at least I could send them. So I tried to call into your customer service centre so Cindi Big-Knockers-and-Little-Brain could assist me in watching my $100/month phone bill goto waste again, but alas your service centre was closed and again I find myself saying “If only I had a big rock I could smash this useless shit into little bits and force feed them to the CEO of telus mobility, so he could understand that when we sell equiptment that always fucks up for obscene prices there will be at least one person to find a useful way of using it”.
Listening to:
Vibe: NoMoodTag
LJ ItemID: 17938
17856
Somebody better look into my damn mobile it seems there is ALWAYS something wrong with it, like it being completely fucked up!
Listening to:
Vibe: aggravated
LJ ItemID: 17856
Dixit pronounced dick shit
It seems somebody has unplugged my computer (Zazie) so expect anything located on mmn.on.ca to not work, like email @mrmannet.net/@mmn.on.ca
Listening to:
Vibe: pissed off
LJ ItemID: 17491
Ohhhhh
It seems I feel like some form of asian food. speaking of people/things of the world… this is what a regular day consists of:
Listening to:
Vibe: NoMoodTag
LJ ItemID: 17301
16982
I’ll be up until 3am tonight…. it’s amazing how much work you can do when you loose a few hours of sleep a night.
like:
- get ID & OST (Ontario Student Transcript).
- wash loads of clothes that should have been done weeks ago.
- pack my clothes for upto 1-2 weeks.
- take shower
Listening to: DJ Sasha & Dj Dado - Rave Megamix
Vibe: working
LJ ItemID: 16982
16878
Things I’ve done since I turned 18 @ 0:00:
-applied for a credit card (with a low limit to build my credit) -applied for an ING Direct savings account (5.00% is quite good)
more things to be added later
Listening to:
Vibe: horny
LJ ItemID: 16878
16561
dammit, now I’m locked out of my FTP account, and I am doing a major overhaul….. you’ll see Version 3 of this site very soon!
Listening to:
Vibe: tired
16189
It seems I can not get to sleep, or will not for that matter, so it seems I’ll be having another one of those 36 hour days.
Listening to: ATC - Around The World (La la la la la)
Vibe: mellow
IRHS Where The People Suck
It seems that I am always wrong here, you know with certain things like finances for a class project, my partner says that our float was an expense for our record of revenue, I put it down as a revenue because if it was an expense it would end up being $20.00 from $0.00 which would be -$20.00, am I correct? Anways, we made a profit of $25.50 from sales that day and she claims that our profit would be $45.50…. but wait, seeing as our float was an expense we are listed as $20.00 inb the hole, so our balance to that point would be $5.50 and not $45.50. As I mention that and argue it nicely she says “Figure it out yourself, I’m leaving” and she storms out all pissed off for being wrong herself.
Really, if I haven’t already lost you out in the land of finances you’d see my point that $25.50+$-20.00=$5.50. But I won’t argue other peoples insanity.
(btw, if you want to see the document, login to the community (link boxes on various pages) and goto the files section, it is called JonesSoda.doc)
Listening to:
Vibe: confused
15470
I feel like crap right now, I don’t know why, but it better end soon!
Listening to:
Vibe: sick
New photos taken on the offical NRG Online iCam
Some Intresting Photos: The Park With Two Names
Listening to:
Vibe: NoMoodTag
14956
Last night @ Digital (19 Mercer St., Toronto - between King and Front, just off of John St) was kick ass, I was on the dance floor for more than 2 hours straight, and I also got a free cd too!
(again flyer to be scanned in on a later date)
Thats mostly all for this weekend, but I’ll add more stuff as I remember it.
Listening to:
Vibe: awake
Strange Folk
I was walking up younge street to my usual hangout (Internetco) and some guy asks me “Do you know where there is a fake ID shop around here?” I respond “No I don’t, sorry”. I find it weird that anybody in their right mind would ask that question…. Thats why you have friends, they usually know where that sort of store front is located and they probably won’t report you to the police either!
Listening to:
Vibe: flirty
And God Rained Apon The Ignorant With The Hand Of Death
Some stupid f—king dumbass mother f—ker decided to take it upon them self and delete EVERY file I had on the school network, then replace those documents (mostly essays, etc) with a f—king 15MB Windows 3.1.1. For Workgroups Swap file. Needless to say I’m pissed off, as I had some VERY important files on the network, now tomrrow I have to go into the Programming Lab (windows 3.1.1 machines general hide out) and search EVERY computer for my files! (the network supervisor figures that the little hacker might have been a dumbass and copied all my files to the C:\ drive)
And if I don’t find all those files you ask? Well I’ll just have to beat the living s–t out of everybody in the school, because I figure I’ll eventually find the person and if not half the school will hunt him down and impale him on a popsicle stick for getting all their asses whopped.
But thats just my happy day for you… feel free to comment.
Listening to: It’s Raining Men (Storming Remix)
Vibe: pissed off
MeowMeowMeow
Last night wasd nuts, the party at Meow Lounge (1900 Lakshore Blvd. West) was soooo cool, we got there at 22:00 and left at 02:30.
(flyer image to be scanned in later…)
Also after we left, we crossed Lakeshore but appearently its not a Boulevard it’s a highway (nuts I know) so some officer from 51 Divison stopped us on our way to our car and threatened to fine us $150!!!!! of course me being def from all the music for over 4 hours didn’t hear a word he said! (except the $150 fine)
Listening to: Some MP3 I downloaded
Vibe: bouncy
The Joys Of Chinese Cooking
It seems that I will be on a future episode of Wai Wai Wide (Japanese) on CFMT so check your local listings and see me BS an interview about money (YAY!!!)….. then again I might be edited out of it, so in that case forget I posted this.
PS. I am posting this from work.
Listening to: The Ishtyle TV Theme
Vibe: cold
Its Like Christmas All Over Again
Well I am skipping TAG (Teacher Advisory Group) as it has to be the dumbest thing the board could ever make up. Kehal seems to thing that it’s a prison sentance and refuses to let us out untill the end of the period, while every other class is out of TAG. And today were doing a “Kraft Dinner Macaroni & Cheese Dominos” where we set up the boxes like dominos and do some silly things and to make a story that I forgot the rest of the words to shorter….. IT SUCKS!
Listening to:
Vibe: crazy
12820
I’m sitting here watching BootCamp on CHtv (www.chtv.ca), why I am I watching this, I do not know!
Listening to:
Vibe: lazy
12246
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IT’S CHINESE DANCE MUSIC!!!!!!
Listening to: Tarcy Su Lemon Tree (Mandarin Dance Mix)
Vibe: dorky
11795
I should really start making these posts much bigger than I usually do, I say this because I am looking through other peoples journals and I see pages and pages of stuff! Anyways on to my bi-whenever posts (btw, I will try and use some public terminals this weekend to post my adventures in club land – thats if I can stop the hangover in the morning).
I just got a call from work and I’m working this Thursday, which is good as it will be on my April 30th paycheque, which is about $120 so far so thats $80 more (10h-18h) I can add to my shopping list and not to mention the $237 thats coming my way this Friday, it will most likely be spent by Friday evening! (which is a big problem because I have mobile bills, insurance, educational and booze fees I must pay off).
Also it seems there is a delay in moving! Now It will most likely be at the end of may and not the begining of may as I planned (which sucks).
And speaking of things that suck…… It’s almost summer, anybody want to spend sometime with me on my corner of Younge Street ;p
Thats all for this hour…….
Listening to: Cher - Strong Enough
Vibe: hungry
Food and Other Kitchen Horrors
It seems I have taken this laptop upstairs and started to cook (the horror!), for those who really need to know I am making Teriyaki Chicken from a bag (which I found in my local grocers freezer section). It’s now making an odd sound so I’ll be back soon
Listening to:
Vibe: ditzy
11740
I’ve spent way too much time working on www.nrgmedia.org
Listening to: Kardinal Offishal - Money Jane
Vibe: devious
11437
I should have downloaded WinAMP sooner, this is so cool (and slightly irritating too).
Listening to: Kardinal Offishal - Money Jane
Vibe: excited
11085
I found something cool! type in: nrgonline.livejournal.com and get here faster!
Listening to: Kardinal Offishall - Bakardi Slang
Vibe: NoMoodTag
10830
it seems somebody at CityTV needs a kick in the ass, I stay up to watch QT and theres NO Audio! Now I have to stay up again tomrrow to hear what I missed!
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Vibe: infuriated
10566
I should probably start watching what I’m doing at all times, because today walking down Markham Street and screwing around with my CD player I walked right into a No Parking sign, it was quite painful and I looked a bit silly… but it seems I have no shame what so ever. Another note if you drop a cutting tool like an exacto knife on Church and Dundas St people have a tendancy of slowly moving away. btw, it fell out when I was looking for batteries in my backpack (what can I say, I plan for everything, who knows I might need to cut bristol board on Bay Street sometime)
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Vibe: ditzy
10465
Personal Note: Thursday - 4pm-6/7pm (FIRM) Friday - 2p-7pm (FIRM) Saturday - 8:30-XX:XX (Call back)
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Vibe: blank
9758
28 more days to moving….. I have started early on the boxes and the stuff so there is a huge pile in the middle of my room!
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9593
Its 3.21am, I can’t get to sleep…. I may not get to sleep if it turns 6.30am sometime soon.
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9294
ohhh…. I just remembered to do this!!!! my cam is down due tot technical problems BUT sometime in may it will be back up LIVE from a new secret location (okay, so I’m moving) but you’ll see soon!
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9114
It seems somebody forgot to tell me that daylight savings time has come to an end, so all my clocks are 1 hour behind the rest of Toronto!
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Vibe: confused
8547
something made me laugh this morning… walking into school I saw a poster “Unmasking Reality”, it was extremely funny seeing s a school with no sense of reality was hosting a conference about it!
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8188
Attention: I have my mobile on vibrate… please send messages to: sms@nrg-online.org
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Vibe: devious
fa la la la la
I’m in bed, with my laptop watching a ricky martin video on MuchMusic, anybody want to join?
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Vibe: ditzy
AOL
Why must this stupid program do the exact opposite of what I tell it to do?%3
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Vibe: pissed off
6806
It seems monkies have taken over my computer in nigeria, what ever can I do?
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Vibe: NoMoodTag
6547
I’m very angry towards my mac & my crappy PC today, coz they both don’t feel like doing anything
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6103
Less than 24 hours before napster gets shutdown and now the “send” light on my modem is blood red, and I can’t surf! (btw, the light is usually green/orange and not red)
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5520
oops! didn’t finish my last entry!!! anyways continuing on, it was around 10:30/11:00…. even still my power is all funny so expect more problems coz of the arses at the hydro company (Tel # on request)
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5162
Appologies to all the webcam watchers, there was a power outtage at
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3745
Ack! Cogeco you suck! My service is so slow tonight, I’m trying to load up www.chirsandrob.co.uk, now i’m attempting to view their pictures, yet Cogeco has decided that it doesn’t feel like playing broadband, and more of a 2400 baud modem! so I go off to read this long email which takes a good 5-10 minutes, and volia 50% complete! Download in seconds my arse!
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3346
Why must old people open every window and door in the house when its freezing cold outside? cos now its about 5C in my room and I’m not exactly dressed for the occasion.
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3117
Theres these little bugs that like to stay on my screen for no appearent reason I’d like to smush them, but then I’d have to clean off my monitor…. work…. like ewwww
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2808
I like Dutch, it sounds cool, it would also be cool if somebody called me up and said erotic things in Dutch to me. But thats one fantasy for the vaults of my silly mind.
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1925
Is it just me or does everybody have to clear thier choices with a legal dept.?
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1650
There is something VERY wrong with my server (F2S) in my FTP all the files vanished into thin air, yet only 25% of them are actually working on the web!
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1074
Still waiting for Martin to page me back (if he’s reading this its a hint to page me back)
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1002
now its in my site (yay) no more NewsPro (or maybe I should keep a copy of that hanging around)
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